WEIRD REALITY SHOWS! - Diamondbolt
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
- I found seven very weird and trashy reality shows for us to watch together, including one about hunting down bigfoot, a dating show with a Prince Harry imposter, and a game show...during labor?
Special thanks to PaperPlane for introducing me to South Beach Tow! ► bit.ly/313N1ES
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SHOWS COVERED:
-I Wanna Marry "Harry"
-Beauty and the Geek
-Are You Hot?
-Finding Bigfoot
-Labor Games
-Beyond Scared Straight
-South Beach Tow
MUSIC:
“What U Need (Remix)” - Sonic Rush
“Spagonia (Day)” - Sonic Unleashed
“Dancefloor” - Panty and Stocking
“See-Through” - Panty and Stocking
“Jungle Joyride (Day)” - Sonic Unleashed
“Friend List Theme” - Wii U
“Palmtree Panic (Bad Future)” - Sonic CD
“Skyscraper Scamper (Day)” - Sonic Unleashed
“9AM” - Animal Crossing: New Horizons
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Thanks so much for watching! - Розваги
Bernice is coming for you
Bernice could beat Thanos and Goku with two broken legs
*R u n*
Bernice is the fuckin' terminator, that's what
Bernice is the new Karen!
Yes
"He's single"
Oh, ok.
"He's poor"
D-damn bro, you didn't have to be an ass.
Kid in 2025: Mom how was i born?
Mom: Oh well sweetie long story short, You were born during a game show.
"Was it legal mommy"
_Probably not_
Oh man that would be a odd tale😅
Imagine if they were more focused on the game rather then their child
Perfect to tell your friends
Bernice taking off her glasses is like Goku removing his weighted clothing
This is like comparing 1,000,000,000,000,000 (Bernice) to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 (Goku)
Nah it’s like EVERY ANIME HERO LOSING THEIR SHIRT!
It more like Rock Lee removing his leg weights and opening the 6th Gate
Super instinct Shaggy cowers in fear compared to Bernice
Bernice is the best anime character
Bernice’s Bizarre Adventure: Tow is Unbreakable
I'd pay good money for an anime that follows the Bernice family
She's too strong to have a stand, SHE IS THE STAND
She must be the work of an enemy stand user
Corperate: "We need you to identify the difference between this picture and this picture..."
*Shows me a picture of Gordon Ramsay and a picture of Bernice*
Me: "They are the same picture."
Therapist: Bernice isn’t real and she cannot hurt you.
Bernice:
She was my favorite part of watching that show lol
Lmao
Bernice: *Comes at you with jetpack* "You gonna' cut ME?"
Bernice gets on Hot or Not
Judges: Not
Bernice: *BREAKS THEIR SPINES AND CRUSHES THEIR SKULLS UNDER HER BOOT*
this greatest comment I've ever seen
@@oliver8921 thank you
That's why bernice will never be allowed on hot or not
That's why Hot or Not didn't last long
Yes I looked into it Bernice got on and then the rest is history
Bernice almost dying was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, I was incapacitated laughing on the floor for like 7 minutes I needed like 5 tissues and I now have a headache, the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Bernice died then realized they got un punished for their crimes and woke up
Bernice died but death was too scared to tell her so it didn't stick.
Actually Bernice was on the brink of death but she then remembered her friends and family then had flashbacks for like 5 episodes then yelled for 2 and got back up and destroyed that car
Some reality shows feel like they are scripted I mean like if it wasn’t everyone would be on their phones and saying that the show is sponsored by raid shadow legends
I mean-
Most are scripted
I wish “are you hot” was just one episode and it was just the png image of the word “no” for 30 minutes
Y E S
I mean, it’s true
and to top it off it's written in comic sans
Put that on Blu-Ray
Geovany, I love that profile picture. LEGO Sans, love it 💀
“Jail is a bad place to be in, because it kinda smells funny”
-Some kid
Something Maybe it smells like jizz
South Beach Tow is the greatest GTA story mode.
Oh my fucking god...
I used to be an atheist but after seeing Bernice's godly powers, I've been a changed man ever since
Bernicetianity is the new religion
@@TheJauqline hey I'm in
Bernice killed the cross and dint die on it
@@doomfry680 XD
@@doomfry680 fucking yes
Total Drama Island is obviously the best reality show
Ummmmm
Holy shit i didn't know king jong un was a diamong bolt fan
Thanks kimmy
SEK is good for subcontracting animated series! (remember the good old Mondo World stuff!) :-D
MY GOD Daddy is that u
Bernice: *defies death* and seeks revenge
The Queen: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
The battle is not fair the queen has 100000000000000000000000000000 totems of undying
@@redguy346 But Bernice's true power
Well, this age poorly
@@JohnLee-sw6shBernice killed her
Seems like Bernice won
When you realized even the Garfield Movie is better than Love Island
Than humanity is doomed to dammantion.
For some reason love Island is coming on comedy Central India why we will never know
well obviously the garfield movie is the best movie
These are the type of shows you show off to aliens and tell them this is what human culture looks like.
@Azeen 69 these are the shows that you show the aliens to convince them that earth isn't worth it.
Especially Finding Bigfoot.
Just south beach tow
@10k subs before my mom beats me Bernice is always relevant. Question her and she will inhale your spine.
@@sirrayveltal8610 how is this an hour ago and here I am specifically watching the part again?
When is Bernice getting her own movie
Bernice vs Thanos
Bernice vs God
Bernice vs 2020
Bernice Vs the universe 2
Electric boogaloo
That would be to powerful for this world.
"Jail is a bad place to be in because it kinda smells funny"
That is the smell of Bernice
That is an understatement of what you could experience in jail.
1:59 Mate that Danny Phantom reference was priceless 😂
Can we just take a second of diamondbolt losing his sanity watching all these shows
like father like son
That's very much Ture
His sanity my sanity we lost are sanity
“Is this legal”
“PROBABLY NOT”
I couldn’t breathe
I want that treaty signed.
My lord, is this legal?
Probably not.
I love how Bernice can survive falling off a building but her friend takes the L from falling down some stairs
You didn't show it but then Later on in the episode him and Bernice do a prank where she unplugs his life support
@@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 it's just a prank bro
If Bernice hadn't broken her leg when infinity war was going on the movie would've lasted 5 minutes
Anyone who watches Loveisland has an IQ in the negatives.
I’ve seen a person who scored 85 on a Cat iq test.
My mum's just started watching it. I'm worried.
DoofusBoy you should be
why do I keep seeing you in the comments
Wrong, they don’t have an IQ.
Total Drama was better than all of these reality shows combined
You f@king talking 'bout?
Infinite times better
The thing is we don't need to say it cause its just a fact
and it was fake
I made the 69th like lol
Just the concept of that “are you hot” show actually upset me
Me too
It doesn't even sound good on paper, who's idea was this and why?
I hate the entire idea.
@person person just lonely people who wants to see hot guys and girls
I’m just convinced that South Beach Tow is not a Reality Show but in fact a IRL anime show. I mean the elements are there:
- Arcs & plots
- A badass, yet hilarious main female protagonist (which gets a redemption arc in WEIRD REALITY SHOWS 2!)
- And side-characters doing their life and quests (also having their own uniques)
Also Bernice is one of the strongest and badass characters ever; she gets hit by a car and falls off the balcony, yet she still gets up and proceeded to smash through a car window, runs after someone with a broken leg, flips a car on its side, uses a jet pack to chase after another person, attempts to pull a boat out of the water with her bare hands, and Hey I’m just saying she would’ve taken down Goku if given the opportunity.
The last one is literally about the real life terminator
No one:
Bernice: uses jet pack to hunt down a guy who didn’t pay his parking ticket
Oh sh-💀
In defense of "Finding Bigfoot" (a show that I've loved since I was a kid), the researchers do travel the world, show off different cultures, and let them talk about their beliefs/legends. So if nothing else you can enjoy the show for that end of it. Also, Bobo is just a hilarious person I wish I could meet in real life.
Having said that (and being a believer in Bigfoot myself), "Ghost Bigfoot" is a huge stretch.
I respect your opinion because you didn't make people who don't believe in it look stupid I just don't believe in Bigfoot
I remember watching the show when nothing was on and just liking it, even if I didn't think Big foot was real.
FUN FACT:
Every second you're not running Bernice is getting closer
100 like, Your welcome
Nearly 200 likes.
Me lying in bed: *lord save me*
When I’m ninety and on my death bed I imagine Bernice flying in and killing me
Umm I don’t know how to feel about this
"He's single, lonely,and overall a worthless piece of space"
Never knew I could be summarized in one sentence.
S ame
me too kid
We the same person?
I guess deep down we are all Prince "Harry".
Same
Diamondbolt: "You know, that guy from the 1000 year old queen?"
Queen Elizabeth: "Are you kidding me? That's insultingly low"
Elizabeth*
@@hero_3088 Oh sorry, around here we write it like "Elisabeth", i'll just change it.
Do you think queen Elizabeth has been every queen but just faked her death every time
@@methadone1212 a yes big brain time
ROAST BEEF no
Beyond Scared Straight is just Kid Nation in jail.
But without Jimmy the youngest but the smartest one.
40 kids, no Parents, many Felons.
Legit imagine a show where a bunch of kids are put into a max security prison and have to do challenges and try and escape from legit prison guards
@@acidpain6059 I wouldnt be too surprised if that was a real reality tv show
Man tries to get a girlfriend by pretending to be his doppelganger.
"What makes you tough"
"I'm a member of the supernatural Bigfoot crew"
“I’m a member of the bigfoot crew”
“So?”
“The SUPERNATURAL bigfoot crew”
South beach tow seems absolutely astonishing holy heck. Like genuinely hysterical
The show is crazier than the clips even show
Like, there’s espionage, betrayal, it’s like if succession was an anime that was a reality show
The owners son gets poisoned with tainted cookies on Christmas Eve and is then fired from the business for losing a truck AS HES LYING ON THE GROUND OF THE BUSINESS SHITTING HIMSELF ON CHRISTMAS
THE SHOW ENDS WITH THE BUSINESS BEING BURNED TO THE GROUND IN AN ACT OF VENGEANCE
This video introduced me to South Beach Tow and my life is so much better because of it
“Beauty and the Geek sounds like a Disney movie.”
Well...... I mean yeah
It does
Oh Christ, they actually did make that didn’t they?
@@nicholaspeters9919 yes they did. And it's as cliche as it can be
I mean...Geek Charming is a thing
@@NoVa_Dragoon But he wasn't unattractive, just a big movie buff...
That last one seems like god tier reality show.
I remember my dad and big sis loved that show, and I now I know why 😂
Bernice is god tier
“You can have an aneurism on the toilet” - best quote of 2020
Comment of the year, right here!
He sounds so strange as well
_ya nevrr knooouuu_
This year in a nutshell.
“That stuff can happen to you too you know.”
"You can have an aneurysm on a toilet! Ya never know!"
Underrated line, honestly.
Also, Bernice is not human, holy crap.
Bernice is as dangerous and sudden as an aneurysm on the toilet
I haven't stopped watching South Beach Tow since this video came out. You can literally get full episodes from the actual Tru TV channel
*SAME!!!*
Bernice is too powerful
She is like a female Thanos
Thanos can’t compare to bernice
I can beat Bernice with 0.0000000000001% of my power
ultra shaggy what happens when she swallows the icon of sin
Bruh the ultra shaggy meme is dead
@@bigboiborris8485 no I am a god. memes can die but I am beyond anything a mortal could ever understand
Honestly every single Reality show that exist is wired in some way and for some reason old people like to watch them
Hello again.
Healmore expect for total drama island
Sam just Sam I was just about to say that lol
BRO I got so hyped when I saw Bernice on the thumbnail because I love this show for all the reasons PaperPlane does and I think everyone needs to experience this masterpiece
Wait so let me get this straight after a year or two of battling ghosts Danny Fenton retired from battling ghosts and started his own reality TV show?
Matt is if the asylum made prince harry
the bootleg Prince Harry: Duke Harvey
@@peucoman from the house of Wesley!
Well I opened UA-cam at the perfect time
Also me
Lol same
Sam
I mean same
Same
Thanos : I will shred this universe down to it's last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one.
Bernice: You gon' shred me?
Thanos: I mean, I'll shred you with my words.
*Bernice flips over Thanos’ Q-Ship.*
@@Shard_Soldier and breaks the windows
Please someone to edit captain marvel destroying thanos's ship and fighting hlm but it's Bernice.
@@kronemerj the scene where Scarlet Witch nearly kills him but Bernice instead of Wanda
Bernice:*exists*
shaggy:finally, a worthy opponent, the battle shall be legendary!!
Although Bernice's power level is lower, Shaggy would not want to kill a fellow god.
Bernice is actually his mother
Diamondbolt truly suffers for his art. So we don’t have to
A true hero
We need a separate episode of south Beach tow
17:14 that whole clip got me laughing hysterically and I don’t know why.
Diamondbolt is a god damn soldier for getting through all of these I’d love to see a second and don’t want to force or anything but how about watching a show called kid nation
South Beach Tow was truly ahead of it's time
Chuck: Med Student
Brad: Mensa Member
Richard: *Never Kissed a Girl*
Dammit to much bullying for Richard
I find that hilarious that what? Richard didn't have a field of expertise or something?
South Beach Tow literally looks like the best show ever
Bernice could take over the world if she wanted
*please insert Bernice related joke because I am not that creative*
Bernice is the most powerful person on the planet.
NEXT TIME ON _SOUTH BEACH TOW_ ...
*BERNICE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TOW AN ASTEROID HEADED FOR EARTH!!!*
Thanos was about to snap his fingers, but Bernice grabbed him and threw him into the back of a car yelling “learn to behave”
South Beach tow Will probably be the only reality TV show I ever willingly watch
Is that show... even legal... ummm... they are impersonating a person of royalty and did they even get real Harry’s permission?
There is a reason it was filmed in America because otherwise they would be arrested in the United Kingdom.
Alexander Pruzhansky OH right.......😅 Jesus! I don’t think he knew then
To answer your question: no it’s not legal to impersonate someone period😅
Legit want to watch South Beach Tow with you and PaperPlane, just to see more of the peak of humanity Bernice
okay, now I'm tempted to find Prince Harry PURELY to ask what his thoughts were on that.
I feel so bad for poor Richard who will never get laid
Love island contestants summarised in 1 quote:
*so does that mean we aren’t getting any trees?!*
15:10. best line of the whole entire show
You know that boost of strength the body gives when your close to death, yeah Bernice stays in state like gohan and Goku making super saiyan their base state
Are you hot? Judges:
The most boring looking man
40 year old facebook mom of 4
A man still dressing like an 80s Tv star
This couldn't be more accurate lol 😂😂😂
Imagine that the JUDGES *Are the Contestants* and the people that they Said no to Is the one *Judging Them!* Sweet Revenge?I Hope so!
Also Skybots 10?
*I like Autobot whirl too*
Putra Eigner he was my favorite character from MTMTE
Well if anyone knows about what isn't hot....
0:10
Total Drama would like to have a word
“THIS BOATS COMING WITH ME”
-Bernice, Moments before sinking the Titanic
"Tom, Chad, and my boy, 3D platformer." That fricking killed me
Why does JD Roberto remind me of Chris from TDI
Alternate title:diamondbolt Loses his mind over 2000s media for 20 minutes
"Hang on, it that... is that Siren-Head?"
*gets closer*
"Oh nevermind, It's just the Finding Bigfoot guys."
Is that prince Harry?
@@kronemerj Actually, that is Bernice
Bernice is literally action hero defined
There needs to be another one of these, but have it just be about all the crazy shit Bernice does in South Beach Tow because she's clearly god-tier.
Bolt's dramatic reality voice is amazing.
My family and I would always watched the newest episode of South Beach Towing together. Ah great memories.
14:45 Jesus Christ, whose idea was it to make a reality show about children getting traumatized like that?! It's not even funny, it's just horrible and sad! Those kids are like, what, 13 years old?
18:15 So THAT'S where that clip came from! Huh. Fascinating!
It had repressed memories of South Beach Tow that are slowly coming back to me. Why did you do this to me?
Looking back at South Beach Tow I have learned one thing. Bernice is an Eldridge being from the shadow realm and can probably strangle covid to death if it had a physical form.
17:30 is the best XD
Bernice is the destroyer of worlds😱🤣
Hi brother
@@Thefellowmemeguy Hello we meet again
@@HIGH_SCORE496 hello
16:35 that hiss
Bernice is like the John Wick of South Beach
You know South Beach Tow is scary when the person who’s supposed to be explaining is still asking questions.
"Maybe then they'd learn a bit of respect!" *Freakish Racoon Hissing*
My mom loves these trashy shows she recently watched a show about a guy with 4 wifes
Sister wives? Yeah mine used to watch it as well. Fun fact, after she quit watching that show we saw the main dude with one of his wives at a Chick-fil-A. We did not talk to him though.
My four wives? There is a carbon copy called my five wives and it’s the same shit
Bernice is the most powerful deity in the multiverse. She's just limited by her human form. Luckily for us, she cannot escape her human form. If she were to, the universe would certainly collapse.
I wouldn’t be surprised if during “are you hot” they started showing anime characters
There are some beings that even God himself fears.
Bernice is one of those beings.
God fears her yet he is so proud of how far his greatest creation has come.
The only good reality tv show is......TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLANDDDDDD!!!-
"THEME SONG PLAYS"
Facts
I wanna be Noah
The Asylum should rip reality shows off too like Affection Island
Or guy who keeps on living?
Diamondbolt at the start: reality shows suck.
Me: finally someone said it.
Please do one on South Beach Tow alone 👌
Yeah my mum watches the real housewives of literally every city
16:16: Probably moms use this to say to their kids "See what happens when you do bad things"
Anyone else notice when the Wikipedia article for are you hot was shown at 9:56 you can see the word lawsuit