alyssa edwards wants to kiss tom hanks

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  • TOM HANKS IN FORREST GUMP IS YOUR ONSCREEN CRUSH YOU PSYCHO?????

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  • @emilyholidaybeauty
    @emilyholidaybeauty 2 роки тому +3774

    “Because you’re not a woman of intelligence integrity and energy.” ✨✨

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 2 роки тому +69

      PLS THAT KNOCKED ME TF OUT

    • @MrBroccoliStew
      @MrBroccoliStew 2 роки тому +8

      truth

    • @siddhsense5085
      @siddhsense5085 2 роки тому +12

      PERIOD

    • @Gusty85
      @Gusty85 Рік тому +12

      Love it! I will start saying this every time I am in a disagreement with someone!

    • @jonesaholic
      @jonesaholic Рік тому +5

      this lives forever rent-free in my mind ❤️

  • @tutterstan
    @tutterstan 3 роки тому +3261

    SHE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS DURING HER REASONINGGGFDBDHDH

    • @barfyman-wn3id
      @barfyman-wn3id 2 роки тому +1

      *He

    • @hypochondriahall
      @hypochondriahall 2 роки тому +68

      @@barfyman-wn3id Of course you have blue hair and pronouns😂😂

    • @Jacob42086
      @Jacob42086 2 роки тому +24

      @@barfyman-wn3id barf

    • @jordanreid7076
      @jordanreid7076 2 роки тому +40

      "You wouldn't know about any of those things because you're not a woman of integrity, intelligence, and energy!"

    • @Alejaccx
      @Alejaccx 2 роки тому +2

      Like WHATWASDAREAAASOOON

  • @grinderlector
    @grinderlector 4 роки тому +4164

    Alyssa is literally all of us trying to explain a celebrity crush to our friends and katya and trixie are our friends just taking the piss

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad 2 роки тому +38

      I’ve been shamed and dragged to filth for saying Seth Rogen 😭🤣

    • @gabrielbreaker8859
      @gabrielbreaker8859 2 роки тому +13

      @@eyesintheroad sis why😭

    • @volkova6209
      @volkova6209 Рік тому +11

      @@eyesintheroad ok but he's kind of a cute bear though..

    • @wowwhatamoment8398
      @wowwhatamoment8398 Рік тому +3

      @@eyesintheroadnah seth rogan is valid. That one scene from neighbors👀

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad Рік тому

      @@wowwhatamoment8398 looking it up rn

  • @abkl1
    @abkl1 2 роки тому +2799

    Alyssa's fighting for her life trying to justify choosing Tom Hanks 😂

  • @Rambl3On
    @Rambl3On 3 роки тому +1682

    “Integrity, intelligence, and energy”

  • @anna-fc6bz
    @anna-fc6bz 2 роки тому +1556

    trixie straight up said she would kiss jesse eisenberg and then proceeded to laugh at alyssa picking tom hanks💀💀💀💀 the absolute nerve of her

    • @atolm1
      @atolm1 2 роки тому +48

      PREACH

    • @lanagaga7504
      @lanagaga7504 2 роки тому +5

      yes!!!!! omg play jesse her song

    • @XxdextriousxX
      @XxdextriousxX 2 роки тому +45

      No you’re so right I didn’t even know who that was and when I looked him up I regretted wasting my time

    • @lucybickerton4573
      @lucybickerton4573 2 роки тому +2

      LITERALLY…

    • @rascalflattsfanpage
      @rascalflattsfanpage 2 роки тому +16

      fr that is an absolute CRIME. and yall if u look up a pic of him thats not enough his speaking voice is awful

  • @RyanReta97
    @RyanReta97 3 роки тому +1734

    Alyssa interacting with Trixie and Katya is incredible

    • @cristome534
      @cristome534 3 роки тому +29

      is like alien-y i love it

    • @moonbeeps
      @moonbeeps 2 роки тому +16

      We need a show with these 3

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 Рік тому

      A proper southern woman interacting with two annoying 12yo boys.

    • @theonlynorbs4272
      @theonlynorbs4272 Рік тому +1

      It's peak entertainment

  • @brettmorse4976
    @brettmorse4976 3 роки тому +1658

    It’s the “Are you for real? 👁 👄 👁 “ for me

    • @itsjustdanielheehee
      @itsjustdanielheehee 3 роки тому +143

      it’s the “the absolute fucking nerve of you” for me💀😭

    • @maggot0746
      @maggot0746 2 роки тому +5

      @@itsjustdanielheehee LMAOOOO I can't stop laughing

    • @teralmiles
      @teralmiles 2 роки тому +19

      It’s the way Trixie sits back down like a naughty school girl for me.

    • @benjaminemmanuelsalomonort4838
      @benjaminemmanuelsalomonort4838 2 роки тому +5

      Remind me juicy from Atlanta saying the same line when another women throw her wings .......*and the ranch*

    • @eyesintheroad
      @eyesintheroad 2 роки тому

      I swear I’m going to lose my job over this

  • @danielisntreal6190
    @danielisntreal6190 4 роки тому +881

    0:59 " *areyouforreal* the absolute fucking nerve of you"

  • @enelabe
    @enelabe 2 роки тому +1052

    The way Alyssa looks so god damn godly ethereal and elevated in this video i just can't she truly is a woman of intelligence, integrity and energy

    • @yasdiaz2118
      @yasdiaz2118 2 роки тому +3

      this

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 Рік тому +4

      Im glad she got over the excessice tanning

    • @kuobah
      @kuobah Рік тому

      The light hitting her really well here

  • @SegaGenesisEvangelion
    @SegaGenesisEvangelion 4 роки тому +585

    “The absolute fuckin nerve of you” I’m weeeak 😂😂

  • @StandupRoss
    @StandupRoss 3 роки тому +869

    Why do I feel like Alyssa was there to babysit Katya and Trixie? It's an odd but hilarious dynamic

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 2 роки тому +82

      Tonight, Alyssa Edwards will be playing the role of long-suffering older sister who went to in-state college.

    • @metroboomin8895
      @metroboomin8895 2 роки тому +29

      She rly feels like the aunt hanging out with two teenage nieces hahaha

    • @livelollobotomy
      @livelollobotomy Рік тому +4

      she’s there to babysit and she lost control approximately 7 minutes after the parents left

  • @nottt5203
    @nottt5203 2 роки тому +381

    It's the 5 second answers from Trixie and Katya versus the minute long heartfelt pageant answer , scolding of Trixie, and reading of Katya for me.

  • @YamsTube
    @YamsTube 4 роки тому +906

    Katya's face the second Alyssa says Tom Hanks. I am dying.

  • @Armistance
    @Armistance 4 роки тому +351

    Security please, there is man!

    • @user-cf2lg4od3b
      @user-cf2lg4od3b Рік тому +5

      Sitting up in my house with eye shadow and makeup in a Austin Powers get up on

  • @HunterJarvis
    @HunterJarvis 2 роки тому +400

    I ducking LOVE Alyssa so much because of these moments that could only be created by Alyssa 💀 the way she’s sitting and waiting patiently to speak her truth as Katya and Trix are going back and forth literally has me WHEEZING you already know she’s decided Tom hanks from that moment and is just waiting patiently for her turn to speak🪦🪦🪦😭😭😭

    • @turbojon8117
      @turbojon8117 2 роки тому +3

      Naw she was thinking of Robert Redford until Trixie read her mind.

    • @aurorealcayde1647
      @aurorealcayde1647 2 місяці тому +1

      @@turbojon8117 Robert Wagner *

  • @jamescartier8728
    @jamescartier8728 2 роки тому +216

    Alyssa: "He has this air about him"
    Trixie: fourth wall break

  • @Rygercsp
    @Rygercsp 3 роки тому +260

    Alyssa: I. LOVE. TOM. HANKS.
    Katya: okayokayokay

  • @cliffrobinson3128
    @cliffrobinson3128 Рік тому +72

    Alyssa’s comedic timing is perfection, it’s very Betty White-esque in she keeps a straight face and on track while there’s rabble and noise around her

  • @kaeteegage4846
    @kaeteegage4846 2 роки тому +225

    You know what? I get what Alyssa's trying to say. Tom Hanks while not classically a handsome Hollywood man, had a energy and charm about him in the 80s and 90s that made him endearing.

    • @AvaAboy
      @AvaAboy 2 роки тому +4

      Completely agree!!!!

    • @relll394
      @relll394 Рік тому +1

      @Sebastián Baeza and i oop-

    • @camm7985
      @camm7985 Рік тому +10

      I completely get where she was coming from. He had such an innocent sweetness to him in most of his big movies. This is still hilarious, though😂

    • @TS-xn1mc
      @TS-xn1mc 11 місяців тому +3

      “While not classically handsome” is so funny. I know you didn’t mean it as a read and it’s accurate but I’m just imagining Tom Hanks reading this comment and being like “Aw that’s nice, wait what?”

  • @princemorris9952
    @princemorris9952 Рік тому +67

    “ Security plzzz, there’s a man sitt’n up in my house with some long eye lashes and a weird Austin Powers get up “ lol@ Alyssa😂

  • @bmaltez
    @bmaltez 4 роки тому +439

    This is my favorite video online!! I just wish I could see more of the reactions of Trixie and Katya through Alyssa’s reasoning 😂

  • @hoematica5841
    @hoematica5841 Рік тому +13

    "Are you for real? The absolute fuckin nerve of you"

  • @hymasusee
    @hymasusee 2 роки тому +101

    Miss Melissa Edwards struggling to combat katya's wheeze is everything

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 Рік тому +4

      a year late but MELISSA EDWARDS made my day :))

  • @sjg1829
    @sjg1829 2 роки тому +26

    TOM HANKS IN FOREST GUMP IS YOUR ON SCREEN CRUSH. You PSYCHO. also her calling Tom hanks kiss wet and wild disturbed me lol

    • @andrewpatrick93
      @andrewpatrick93 2 роки тому +12

      I think she said it’s not wet and wild. Katya wheezed when she said it

  • @magogosora
    @magogosora 2 роки тому +78

    “Someone from your generation” 😂

  • @theartsyzoologist
    @theartsyzoologist 2 роки тому +15

    “it’s not..WET AND WIIIILD, OKAY!?”

  • @friendlynightmares
    @friendlynightmares 2 роки тому +42

    Katya's "Okay okay okay!!" after Alyssa says she loves Tom Hanks absolutely kills me

  • @yassercastillo2607
    @yassercastillo2607 2 роки тому +100

    We deserve Alyssa on tv 24/7. National treasure for sure.

  • @Lexi_333
    @Lexi_333 2 роки тому +65

    This whole clip is chaos and I need every bit of it for serotonin

  • @sarahhall4492
    @sarahhall4492 2 роки тому +86

    The end had me wheezing , Alyssa takes herself so seriously it’s hilarious

  • @cellardoor4199
    @cellardoor4199 Рік тому +8

    it's like she's gazing into God's eyes when explaining her reasoning

  • @trevsinc96
    @trevsinc96 3 роки тому +103

    It’s incredible that this is a live 98 seconds moment of pure laughter no editing 😭🤣

  • @BlackBombBird
    @BlackBombBird 2 роки тому +50

    Literally every second of this is iconic

  • @tukigollette7366
    @tukigollette7366 4 роки тому +110

    WET. AND WILD. ✊🏻👏🏼‼️👄💅🏽

  • @juliansmith4987
    @juliansmith4987 3 роки тому +61

    Integrity , intelligence, and energy

  • @ads__
    @ads__ 2 роки тому +27

    i don’t know why but trixie “dialling” 911 at 0:35 on what is clearly a rotary phone took me out

  • @iandariff641
    @iandariff641 Рік тому +8

    That Robert Redford generational read is probably one of the quickest and funniest things I’ve heard from Trixie like literally

  • @beigebunz
    @beigebunz 2 роки тому +48

    This was THEEE best pairing of Ru girls I’ve ever seen for something like this, and honestly I want more

  • @effortless5367
    @effortless5367 3 роки тому +56

    “The absolute f*cken nerve of you.”

  • @AlvaroIbacacheS
    @AlvaroIbacacheS Рік тому +11

    Alyssa is that one friend who tries to explain to the rest that her crush on Mufasa of the lion king makes sense

  • @kimanirobinson790
    @kimanirobinson790 2 роки тому +23

    Hol up! Why is Alyssa fighting for Tom Hanks' life like Trixie didn't just say Jesse Eisenberg? 🤔

  • @ingGS
    @ingGS Рік тому +10

    I admit I have came to rewatch this sporadically. So iconic hahaha.

  • @Lunalex93
    @Lunalex93 2 роки тому +23

    "Integrity, Intelligence and Energy" is my motto from now on.

  • @AvaAboy
    @AvaAboy 2 роки тому +15

    THE AUNTIE ENERGY THAT ALYSSA IS GIVING. I absolutely love that hahaha

  • @makelovenotwar9941
    @makelovenotwar9941 2 роки тому +17

    Alyssa is not just into looks. A real womxn indeed.

  • @D0CT0RECT0C00LR
    @D0CT0RECT0C00LR 2 роки тому +16

    PSA this is not a read!!!! but alyssa has big southern grandma energy in the way she talks. it is so comforting to me :)

  • @themetacrisis
    @themetacrisis 2 роки тому +62

    Katya suggesting Charlton Heston as someone from Alyssa's generation has given me rigor morris 💀

  • @great-jake
    @great-jake 2 роки тому +34

    This nearly cured my depression lmao. I need more Alyssa in my life

  • @carmi8034
    @carmi8034 2 роки тому +12

    i love katya’s “okay okay okay”

  • @zzzzzz3006
    @zzzzzz3006 3 роки тому +51

    I actually get why Tom Hanks. 😆♥️

  • @SpaceIsThePlace_
    @SpaceIsThePlace_ 2 роки тому +9

    Ok but Jesse Eisenberg is a much weirder choice than Forest Gump-era Tom Hanks.

  • @mindy561
    @mindy561 Рік тому +4

    watch it again and it seems like a written skit. it is THAT GOOD.

  • @llm4187
    @llm4187 2 роки тому +9

    She was trying to say he has a boyish charm.

  • @phoebedarker
    @phoebedarker 2 роки тому +12

    The trio of Alyssa, miss Zamo and Tracey is something I didn't think I'd never expected I would need so much

  • @bsommervold
    @bsommervold 2 роки тому +10

    Trixie has no room to talk with her choice being Jesse Eisenberg 😂

  • @NEWBOTANICA
    @NEWBOTANICA 2 роки тому +24

    if there were ever to be a unhhh trio in a different universe i think alyssa would be a great addition. Same wave length on how they all function mentally but brings something talented in something that isnt heehawing or stretching which would be a new thing

  • @andreafaithchong3333
    @andreafaithchong3333 2 роки тому +18

    ok but can we appreciate that robert redford line

  • @jsndve
    @jsndve 2 роки тому +23

    I AM CRYING SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH 😭💀😂

  • @samjaneczek9570
    @samjaneczek9570 Рік тому +8

    Girl, I love this. Not Trixie coming after Alyssa for Tom Hanks when she fully wrote a love song about Jessie Eisenberg. 😂

  • @praague
    @praague 4 роки тому +31

    love how this clip sums up drag life in so many ways 💕

  • @evelynibarra2143
    @evelynibarra2143 2 роки тому +12

    It's ridiculous how many times I've watched this for a laugh. Thanks for uploading!

  • @spacedimensia
    @spacedimensia 3 роки тому +34

    She's goddamn right tho

    • @barfyman-wn3id
      @barfyman-wn3id 2 роки тому

      *He's

    • @kinderbomb
      @kinderbomb 2 роки тому +11

      @@barfyman-wn3id *She's

    • @bustedkeaton
      @bustedkeaton 2 роки тому +7

      @@barfyman-wn3id get a life girl

    • @user-oy6hk1gn7l
      @user-oy6hk1gn7l 2 роки тому +2

      @@barfyman-wn3id nah fr I have to know, do you even know what a drag queen is

  • @andysimmons1842
    @andysimmons1842 3 роки тому +69

    They really tried it with Alyssa! And failed! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helloseattle17
    @helloseattle17 2 роки тому +6

    “BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE THINGS, BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A WOMAN OF INTEGRITY, INTELLIGENCE AND ENERGY.” 💀💀💀

  • @Mycenaea
    @Mycenaea 2 роки тому +7

    When she said Forest Gump, I really thought she said "foreskin" I had to rewatch it.
    "When I saw Foreskin"... mama

  • @victoriadeleon1681
    @victoriadeleon1681 2 роки тому +15

    We as a society don’t deserve Alyssa Edwards ❤️

  • @jorgehernandez4098
    @jorgehernandez4098 2 роки тому +5

    Now everytime I see, hear or read the name Tom Hanks I'm reminded that I'm not a woman of INTELLIGENCE, INTEGRITY AND ENERGY.

  • @bernig
    @bernig 2 роки тому +59

    Alyssa is just so hilarious without even trying. What a star.

  • @ellishubbard4296
    @ellishubbard4296 2 роки тому +6

    So much happened in this short clip I am just wow...just wow

  • @dokyungsxoxo7465
    @dokyungsxoxo7465 3 роки тому +15

    I saved this and play this when I'm depressed

  • @nn6404
    @nn6404 3 роки тому +13

    This is the Alyssa guest episode of Unhhh we've been asking for.

  • @bustedkeaton
    @bustedkeaton 2 роки тому +4

    "Austin's Powers"

  • @bad8646
    @bad8646 2 роки тому +3

    “I FEEL VERY ATTACKED!

  • @frankiebluethgen4291
    @frankiebluethgen4291 2 роки тому +5

    can we PLEASE get alyssa on an episode of unhhhh oh my god

  • @saint_sam
    @saint_sam 2 роки тому +3

    she really said you're not a woman of energy.

  • @lorettacheng9718
    @lorettacheng9718 3 місяці тому +2

    This clip lives in my head rent free

  • @allisonlin1711
    @allisonlin1711 Рік тому +2

    Alyssa is literally the QUEEN of on the fly alliterations

  • @krisvallejo74
    @krisvallejo74 2 роки тому +6

    I'd watch these three 24/7 like there's no tomorrow

  • @momiji7789
    @momiji7789 2 роки тому +4

    Tom Hardy is such a good answer. I'm stealing that next time it gets brought up in

  • @yuh...127
    @yuh...127 2 роки тому +4

    Definition of: fighting for your life

  • @YamsTube
    @YamsTube 4 роки тому +22

    I watch this whenever I need a pick-me-up.

  • @jamestzn111
    @jamestzn111 3 роки тому +16

    I watch this clip at least once a week! lol "Are you for real" gets me every time!

  • @weirdguy4948
    @weirdguy4948 2 роки тому +5

    Idk what I like more, trixies read or alyssas right after hers

  • @vi6ilanteshit
    @vi6ilanteshit 2 роки тому +1

    SECURITY PLEASE THERE IS A MAN SITTING UP IN MY HOUSE WEARING SOME KIND OF AUSTIN POWERS GETUP

  • @ramskin7756
    @ramskin7756 2 роки тому +4

    this is me about Bill Hader 😭😭

    • @dakotaalexander9811
      @dakotaalexander9811 2 роки тому +3

      Bro me too!! I don’t tell people because they make fun of meee, bill hader is sweet and deserves the hype, amen

  • @GoodOlAllisonHarvard
    @GoodOlAllisonHarvard 2 роки тому +7

    Alyssa Edwards and Katya Zamolodchikova look _seriously ✨GORGEOUS, ETHEREAL and OTHER-WORLDLY✨..._ Their outfits even complement each other well OMG... 🥺🙌🏾🌺🌸🌼👑💎

  • @Reylandson
    @Reylandson 3 роки тому +13

    You wouldn't know about any of those things

  • @FerrerZorola
    @FerrerZorola 4 роки тому +139

    The only right answer is Henry Cavill though

    • @spacecxwbxy
      @spacecxwbxy 3 роки тому +6

      finally someone with taste

    • @invinciblecucumber
      @invinciblecucumber 3 роки тому +8

      No, it's Christian Bale in american pscyco...dah

    • @FerrerZorola
      @FerrerZorola 3 роки тому +1

      @@invinciblecucumber Christian Bale is… a gorgeous human being but Henry Cavill TRANSCENDS that. Henry Cavill is the most gorgeous living organism in the whole universe and in history.

    • @FerrerZorola
      @FerrerZorola 3 роки тому

      @@invinciblecucumber if Putin had the chance to stuff all of Henry Cavill's body hair in his mouth he would do it without hesitating as he should and as anyone on Earth and all planets would.

    • @invinciblecucumber
      @invinciblecucumber 3 роки тому +6

      @@FerrerZorola 😆 C'mon he's puffed like a balloon, every local gym have at least one similar specimen. Very common indeed, with questionable "acting" capabilities.
      Christian on the other hand, is one of a kind perfection, walking greek god sculpture. His body and face gives me arrhythmia and his acting shivers and goosebumps all over...aaah

  • @ernestorodriguez8388
    @ernestorodriguez8388 3 роки тому +2

    "The absolute fucking nerve of you"

  • @patrickwillette7332
    @patrickwillette7332 2 роки тому +5

    She really said Robert Redford 😂

  • @jaydock1
    @jaydock1 2 роки тому +9

    The amount of pure serotonin this gives me. I love these three!!!

  • @eirween1
    @eirween1 2 роки тому +3

    i love their look... i love the set... so soft to the eye...

  • @dino2064
    @dino2064 2 роки тому +5

    Okay but you guys are seriously sleeping on young Tom hanks

  • @paulfrels3590
    @paulfrels3590 2 роки тому +6

    Simple outfits and hair and makeup 💄, Unclockable!!!!

  • @vesskich
    @vesskich Рік тому +1

    "the absolute fucking nerve of you" 😂😂😂

  • @neekikg
    @neekikg 2 роки тому +2

    Tom Hanks’s sexiness is underrated!😍

  • @christristan4412
    @christristan4412 Рік тому +1

    some kinda 60’s austin powers get-up 💀💀💀

  • @jamesgarvey3895
    @jamesgarvey3895 Рік тому +1

    “The absolute fucking nerve of you” is just… infinitely funny.

  • @attractivekiwi4772
    @attractivekiwi4772 Рік тому +3

    Alyssa is me fighting for my life in a gc after showing them the guy i’m talking to