TF2 Soldier's kids comic dub

I don't know how the tf2 community is doing since the decline, but hope it gets better.
Artist: ( / screamingiggle )
Voice actors:
- Soldier played by Spiky Belmont ( / @oddbaudelaire )
- Abraham played by me
- Mary played by Maiko (www.castingcall.club/m/maiko%...)
- Minnesota played by this sound effect: ( • Rattle sound effect )
Sounds and music:
- Running sound: ( • Running Sound Effect )
- Pokemon- Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky- Wigglytuffs Guild ( • Pokemon- Mystery Dunge... )
**I own nothing except for my own voice, this is made for entertainment purposes only

[@twilight_phantom2969]

I was about to ask "who would have sex with soldier at all, let alone three times?" And then I remembered the comics.

[@PrincessSketch13]

This is probably one of the best comment I've read here 😂

[@poptartpoltergeist9765]

Also, the fan girls UwU

[@chasehudson7063]

Out of all people, it was a russian, a RUSSIAN, soldier how did this happen

[@1classikai]

“YOUUUU.”
“Back off, lady, I’m eating both of these.”
“Make love to me.”
“... Okay”

[@jamesgreen90]

Yeah that about sums it up

[@eaglehood224]

considering I've seen the official TF2 comics, I can say that they're half Russian

[@skullton3292]

they totally are.

[@jovenarboleda5399]

Yep totally

[@terebent5035]

XD

[@pyr0maniacyt363]

Oh riiight... because soldier has kids with heavys sister in the comics right?

[@ronank.6608]

Halfrusian?......ooooooooohhh

[@letrokid1121]

I don't know if I shoulder consider the soldier as a "Laid Back" Father or a "Strict" Father. It's sort of in between.

[@GhostsRowboat]

I'd say middle, but leaning towards strict.

[@vamp1310]

It combines the best of both worlds.

[@vamp1310]

Popular Gaming yes.

[@PrincessSketch13]

So he's basically just a dad? That dosnt totally get dad stuff? But does anyway?

[@OwinBlazer]

He's strictly laid back

[@chasewhite9059]

*US Military soldiers* Some of them break down after one-three years of being yelled at and intense training
*The kids of Soldier* This is basically their life

[@imcintyre01]

So these are zahna and soldiers kids....seems legit

[@fezgaming1987]

I wonder how heavy feels

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Heavy's a grandfather... I dont see the problem

[@AugustoEL]

@@spartanspaceman5876 wouldn't it be uncle actually?

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Ya didnt read the comics did ya?

[@AugustoEL]

@@spartanspaceman5876 yes and soldier got nasty with one of heavy three sisters so heavy would be the uncle

[@youknowmealready6450]

1:04 just noticed he's missing the tooth that got pulled out during his torture in the comic, nice continuity

[@darkherculeskabuterimon7203]

Whenever Team Fortress 3 comes out, I wanna see at least one Russian-American rocket-jumping around the map.

[@carbon-basedlifeform2562]

i would like to see what the next engineer looks like. since its a family thing.

[@The_Con_Man.]

Since I would believe it will be In the 80s,
Just imagine the tf2 engineer with a mullet and a Mustache with a thicker Texas accent.

[@The_Con_Man.]

Although I would think the face would be skinner, because the tf2 engineers face is skinner than tfc engineers face.

[@topazstars7734]

AGREED

[@justanotherspookyskeleton]

​@@carbon-basedlifeform2562 Engineer's child is going to be able to bulid a fucking nuke-sentry and a titanium dispenser

[@scarf-chan3749]

We all need a soldier dad don't we?

[@Jeff-gl5bk]

Let's just assume that he rocket jump to heaven 😃

[@BecaAnimate]

@@Jeff-gl5bk Dear God...

[@mrfluffywilson55]

he looks too normal without his helmet.
its actually scary in a way

[@jacobsheehan9715]

Ya get used to it

[@theperfectburger9892]

I thought he was bald

[@camilacaballero3552]

Zhanna is proud of her family

[@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182]

Spy:what ze hell
Engineer:exactly i think solider needs parenting advice
Demoman:iah

[@Ironbluebot]

Elijah Ramatali Soldier: I DO NOT NEED PARENTING ADVICE YOU NEED SOLDIER LESSONS... FROM ME ,TO YOUR STATIONS!

[@toastedbun9672]

Soldier's kids: YOU HEARD THE DAD! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Sniper: And this is why oi adopt

[@flourescentbuzzingnoise]

Cringe +100

[@redhood5894]

@@Ironbluebot scout:, this is why I'm happy I never knew my dad
Spy:uhh scout.... I must tell u something

[@peperino2167]

Soldier needs to give them the advice that his father gived him:
Kids,always remember,dying is gay

[@boi_oil]

This is cute :) where is Momma Zhanna?

[@foxydash9992]

Boi Oil work

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@Video_Knight YT Ah, I remember "The Naked and the Dead"!! Classic!

[@Raccoon_Trash-]

Better question, do they know Russian?

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

Dead

[@blanketqueen5795]

Awwww soldiers growing mini demons-I MEANNNN angels,yeeaaahhhhhhh

[@GhostsRowboat]

Teachen'em how to be real troopers. They will grow proud to serve their country one rocket jump at a time.

[@justarandompersonwholikesa4360]

SCREAMING EAGLES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH XD

[@mintjuan]

RIP Rick May
*words cannot express how much I hate coronavirus right now!*

[@EnderKingDubs]

Your dubs are amazing! XD Why aren't you getting more attention?! If you ever need voice work, PM me.

[@GhostsRowboat]

Thank you! I think the reason I don't get much attention is because I post a video a week that never hits 2 minutes and probably in the future it'll slow down even more because I don't want fandom comics to be the main expectation from this channel (plus I'll be in college). I don't think I need your voice for now, but we'll see.

[@tico9951]

1:03 this is so sweet

[@ropeburn6285]

Why is this the cutest thing ever

[@peasmehasselberg975]

Soldier's kids are so cute! I feel like the rest of the team would be the best uncles (honorary uncles, in everyone but Heavy's case) ever!

[@skrelemor]

This is the best thing I've ever seen

[@toby_is_teeth7120]

How cute! Solder is being a good dad. ishh

[@foxyroxy7101]

Well Soldier would have been the perfect Dad if he didn't die from the Coronavirus

[@redmantra07]

@@foxyroxy7101 don't disrespect Rick May like that, you piece of shit.

[@foxyroxy7101]

@@redmantra07 I'm sorry I didn't mean to disrespect me like that I'm so sorry

[@thelegacyshow4248]

@@foxyroxy7101 its Alright, just watch your wording when it comes to sensitive situations. Godspeed Mr. May. Memento Mori.

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[@chirris3527]

watching soldier being happy with their kids it makes my day :)

[@azazellon]

Now would Zahna be happy with the trenches or mad that they dug up their entire backyard...hmmm

[@retrobytegaming]

Me: But what about Lady Liberty?

[@edgarcoapman7500]

She's russian, and is coming home soon.

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

the soldier is my favorite character in tf2, but i don't think he is ready to be a parent

[@DaniDeeVA]

Mmmmm! This is awesome!! Thanks for using my bloopers at the end, Sir xD

[@honnelemon771]

Best dad ever

[@sutor9529]

I wish I had a soldier as a father in my childhood.
I think that's totally awesome.

[@user-ko5zr7ox2v]

Rip Rick may

[@m1sterc0hnagher29]

Soldier is an exemplary father... in his own way.

[@kanithebrakevan6989]

Really great dub! I even got excited when I heard the theme of Wigglytuff's Guild from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon! :D

[@GhostsRowboat]

Thank you!

[@kanithebrakevan6989]

Sir the sir No problem. ^^

[@Spadeaswell]

Imagine Heavy’s kids...

[@jacobsheehan9715]

Well these are his nephews

[@rafaelmartinezbravo2425]

If someone buy all the world shotguns i know who

[@fireblast133]

This is both wholesome and horrifying at the same time

[@coachlombardi9657]

Wholesome because he has a family, horrifying because there's more of him now.

[@WHERE_IS_EURYDICE]

This is probably the cutest thing I've seen in my life.

[@pinkstrawthealicornchangel2908]

This was funny and wholesome i love it

[@ashiarichardson2377]

*hugs and conforts crying spy* my younge child he didn't mean it

[@redrasegarden]

Ashia Richardson uh. No offense but...why would spy care about what soldier thought?out of everyone on the team I think he cares about his opinion the least

[@deactivated37]

0:12 *angry Spy noises*

[@reva9499]

This is the most pure thing.

[@SpringDavid]

Soldier is a actually good father

[@superdameonglitchy4204]

HE had children?!?!

[@skullton3292]

believe it or not he has a wife.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

And she’s Russian.

[@scarf-chan3749]

And related to heavy

[@redrasegarden]

Sir Overlord no,no ,no. He's engaged

[@thatlemonmelon2714]

Honestly this is really wholesome

[@angelgabriel3648]

Then Demoman comes along...

[@PrincessSketch13]

...wait a minute.. WAIT A MINUTE...
AHHHHHH NONONONONONONOOOOO!!! HE'D BETTER NOT.

[@albogus3374]

Thesonderchild 13 What does he mean?

[@PrincessSketch13]

@@albogus3374 .w. let's just say.. someone used to be married in the squad and then demo kinda.. utterly destroyed it.

[@dominiqueloustau7252]

@@albogus3374
There is a voiceline of the Demoman saying "DOMINATED, And I've been shagging your'e wife!" to...Medic? I don't remember

[@disgal6235]

(Drunk gibberish)... SOLDIER WHERE TF DID YU GET THESE KIDS?
Soldier: You asked me yesterday the same thing maggot

[@greenseagull9611]

I'm suprised Minnie isn't holding a Caber curtesy from uncle Tavish.

[@wolfygirl1515]

Soldier is best dad.

[@biancachiang8460]

I can imagine soldier normally walking up to scout or sniper and asking them to babysit his kids. The kids wouldn't know who the hell is scout and abuse him

[@davisthegamelord]

Zana: what happen to furnitures and carpets?
Abe: MA'AM BECAUSE IT HINDERED THE BABIES ABILITY TO WALK MA'AM!
Zana: Ah yes good idea.

[@darkherculeskabuterimon7203]

Aw, that's adorable.
Also, props for adding in the Wigglytuff's Guild Hall music from Pokemon - Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time. Good pick!

[@tannerbruning868]

I wonder where zahana fits in to this dynamic

[@IronHawk96]

Probably teaching them how to kill bears with their bare hands

[@AParticularlyPointySoldier]

Just a nitpick, the soldier hair is brown

[@comradebusman3]

THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO BE AS CUTE AS IT IS!!!!!!!!!

[@theredhood7879]

#1 Dad everybody

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

That Mystery Dungeon music, thanks for the nostalgia trip bro :)

[@redpyro9952]

I wonder who soldier married. o3o

[@skullton3292]

this video will explain everything.
ua-cam.com/video/jTAO8s74Nuo/v-deo.html

[@icekitty11]

Zhanna

[@redpyro9952]

oh, right! totally spaced on that. my bad

[@Boldrick_One-Eye]

i knew he would have kids

[@troi7748]

Red Pyro Heavy's sister I'm pretty sure

[@Lina-py5wm]

The pokemon mystery dungeon theme is giving me the best whiplash

[@yourmum6528]

YES pokemon mystery dungeon music also this was a great comic

[@aimazeki]

He’s a great father

[@poptartpoltergeist9765]

Welp, I’m dead.
Cause of death: cuteness

[@mr.outlaw231]

Did Soldier give you permission to die?

[@poptartpoltergeist9765]

Mr. Outlaw shhhhhhhh, don’t tell anyone....but no >:3

[@jeffreyyuan9055]

0:24 timmy wantedto play tf2 and medic w/ you it sounds like that

[@sphee4149]

The problem is that he was on the other team

[@proxyy0070]

This is perfect and pure

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

GIVE THEM A MEDAL

[@ampaiden9468]

That pokemon mystery dungeon music brings back so many memories

[@cielopachirisu929]

That Wigglytuff Guild music is so fitting though

[@juju304]

I'm french... T-T

[@imafireingmylasar]

...and you're not stating that the soldier is wrong. are you too scared to do so?

[@bunkiki844]

Justine Roy OwO and you are beautiful

[@justcat7629]

Justine Roy I feel your pain... why soldier...

[@retrobytegaming]

Hug ze Spy

[@nichellewilliams8525]

Me to

[@jimmymushrooms36]

LMAO I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH!

[@cyber.starrr]

hell yes

[@Val-Off-Topic]

It is very sad to think that now this family is incomplete ;(

[@elcompamofle111]

Soldier best dad

[@Crazy_Daves]

Ah yes my kids are the best

[@helix2331]

yea, no, no kids

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

Abe: 20 pushups sir? that sounds pathetic I'll do 40! (honestly if that's a punishment this kid is ripped.)

[@Saiyan_Swagger]

This is amazing

[@flamewerewolf9569]

0:12-0:18 even though I am good at French I agree with this
I hate the French subject in school

[@OmnisexualDemon]

For some reason I feel like those kids would be very smart cause when it left soldier it had to go somewhere

[@FranboiseSenpai]

The best father

[@ManuelRiccobono]

Mistero doungeon’s song? Soooo many memories

[@flamewerewolf9569]

This is quite a weird and beautiful family

[@jaquansmith]

That's adorable that he's a father

[@FREEK777ful]

I wish i had that much fun when my dad gave me a shovel when i got home. instead, I had to dig up a stump.

[@brillywinsen6526]

If only this was canon. And also, thank you Mr. Rick May...

[@HankJWimbleton..]

Best dad

[@Ribbons0121R121]

soldier is a great dad
i wanna see what engies kids are doing next

[@creeper_car]

Soldier is always good father

[@DatKooby]

Fabulous!

[@gingerhopper4889]

Yes. This is... PERFECT

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Soldier is surprisingly wholesome

[@pixelized_cloudz7802]

Solly’s kids are so cute!! 🥺

[@SirGruigiTheThird]

A typical Veteran kids

[@TheBeverlyp3132]

Wouldn't be surprised if theses aren't his kids, he just made friends with them in a park or summin

[@btchaplin7859]

Best dad even

[@The_D_ray]

I wonder what's they're pet animal then...

[@Dominic-ob1ei]

What a coach!

[@antisimptrooper4635]

World war 1 veteran still thinks he is still in the war:

[@trollguy2616]

soilder is both type of father

[@marianaguardiaa.k.amariana4780]

Solly it's a Soldier even when he's Dad

[@alang.bandala8863]

Good Bye Soldier...

[@BipolarBear_pen15]

Yep.

[@roguejester4986]

I can't tell if this is good or bad parenting.

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

Too cute!!!

[@WolfEditionsStudio]

They join the army and there like is is my childhood