I know Allison was being sarcastic about Elizabeth Olsen being part of the Marvel Movies, but watching this and how the twins seem to just neglect her makes the plot to Wandavision that much more meta since she ends up creating a whole sitcom universe where eventually they create a Full House world.
@@ZehnWaters yes, but identifying features like lips/teeth, nose, and eyes tend to stay relatively the same even when one or two of those features were modified in some way.
5:38 - Well, I don't think their *parents* buy them anything they want. It's probably money due to their "entertainment" work. I know it probably doesn't change the fact that someone probably goes out and gets them whatever. But that has to be weird for a kid to realize that they are the actual breadwinner, and success or failure hinges on them. I think the Olson's can't comment on giving; not because they can get whatever they want, but because the people in their lives have only taken from them for as long as they can remember. It's never been an option for them. It's just been their lives. The Olson's have always seemed kind of dead inside. I'd be dead inside too, if that were my existence.
Merry Christmas, Allison and Phelan. Thank you for all the entertainment you two provide us with all year. I hope next year will be better for everyone.
"umm actually, to be fair, i looked at imdb and i don't get sarcasm~" honestly, it can be really awkward and sad watching these and seeing how unhappy mary-kate and ashley are, but the commentary always makes it worth it 😂
To Grandmother's house we go was my favorite christmas thing when I was like 4 or 5. It did not age well over those two decades. I'm am deeply ashamed.
That is the only movie of theirs that I vaguely remember at all. Even with how badly dated this movie is, it is still better than much of their later works.
That adorable basset hound is officially the greatest thing to ever appear in anything associated with the Olsen twins, narrowly beating out the flamboyant theater kid from Full House. :)
I only just found your channel and it was the Mary Kate and Ashley 1st episode... I was thinking "this was my childhood and I need more!!!" And thank. God. You did two more.
I love it when y'all review the MK & A movies. also I think it's funny when people say the twins are nobodies now. They're high profile fashion designers so I'd say they're doing just fine :P
Not gonna lie, "To Grandmother's House We Go" was a Christmas staple when I was growing up and I loved it. But looking at it as an adult, it's disturbing as fuck: Two little girls try to travel by themselves to their grandmother's and get kidnapped and held for ransom . . . and it's played up as a cutesy holiday movie for the whole family? What?!
I don’t blame ya. I never watched that one but out of _all_ the _Mary-Kate & Ashley_ crap, _To Grandmother’s House We Go_ seems like the one I would _actually, unironically_ enjoy. _At least_ in a so-bad-it’s-good or cutesy/stupid-but-harmless kind of way.
Harv and Shirl MAKE To Grandmother's House We Go!! Him having so much fun playing with Sarah and Julie at the pizza place and wishing they'd had their own family was always my favorite part:) Even as a kid I knew everything that was going on in it and always felt proud of myself for never doing any of it;)
I kept doing a double take every time you said Ben Cozie because that’s the same name of the dead security guard “twitcher” in the fountain of the mall in Zack Snyder’s Dawn of The Dead. So apparently DotD takes place in the MK & A Olson universe, The same universe where there is a tropical island in Lake Michigan the survivors escape to at the end
Grandmothers house we go, This is filmed in my city, Vancouver BC. I knew because of the shape of the mountains in the background and the little pamphlet holder on the bus.
I did a bit of research, since this isn't the first time I've seen something like this, and it turns out that the spin-the-wheel thing really is how the California state lottery was done back in the day, gameshow and all.
Never saw much of the Olsen twins TV and movie stuff so only heard of them second hand for the most part but holy shit lupa is right, I feel sorry for them now granted they didn't want for anything you could get with money but I feel like you can tell early on already they don't do it because they enjoy it, but rather likely because they were pressured into doing it.
I used to have a friend freaking obsessed with these movies, so I saw them all and forgot about them in like a year. the only one that really stands out in memory was the halloween one, for reasons I don't recall.
As a kid I would watch this like it was going out of style. I also wanted a twin. It’s embarrassing how I remember the songs word for word 😂😂 love watching you guys!
It’s always a party with you guys 🥳😊 The only reason I’m AWARE of these girls is because two of a kind used to rerun on Pop girl 😅 also I think I have one of those books of theirs🤔
It's fun to make fun of the twins and their terrible movies, but *I hope people remember that they're children.* Their parents put them up to it. And they had no control over any of these films nor merch. *They're kids.* And the experience of spending their entire youth on *this crap was enough to make them quit* TV, movies, and avoid the media *as adults.* I'm sure this experience is 100x more sickening to the twins than it is to any of the people mocking them in the comments.
You know, you're probably right. While it varies from state-to-state, many states have labor laws saying that minors may not work in entertainment without a permit. More likely than not, their parents weren't exactly doing this because it was their idea of good parenting.
@@Tareltonlives Jane Lloyd had personal mental issues that were aggravated by his career in movies. Meanwhile, Macaulay Culkin, Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields would have been perfectly normal had they not been abused for profit by their parents until they mentally broke. Edward Furlong (John Connor in T2) also has some issues but he was way more independent, sleeping with his teacher when he was like 13, then marrying her later, and becoming an abusive alcoholic so much she got restraining order against him or something after divorce.
Yeah I remember the last episode from Full House. That was almost the only episode I watched and I wondered how they made the girl who fell from the horse interact with herself. (I did not know they were twins) Was Full House also the serie in which they played overly emotional music and had the camera zoom in every time they wanted to have a serious moment? That was probably so 90s sitcom, but I disliked it because it was so over done.
I always find it ever so funny every time I think about the fact that nowadays the tables have turned: the twins are nothing and the other sister is the big star now. Merry christmas Allison, and once again to Phelan.
I think I owned a few of these movies when I was young-- one of the mystery series and one of the party. I don't remember being OBSESSED with the Olsen Twins (I never watched "Full House" or anything), but I did definitely BEG for a Mary-Kate Barbie and watched my movies more than once. But yeah, seeing you go over these just makes me feel awful for these kids. How many of these movies did they have to pump out? They probably never got to have a REAL party with REAL friends--or even solve any REAL make-believe mysteries--as kids because they were so busy having to sing hackneyed songs about cookies. Poor things. ):
i'm sure you've suffered enough but the feature-length movies they did later have a lot of good material for videos too - Passport to Paris, Our Lips Are Sealed, Holiday in the Sun.
I would watch the shit out a movie that's just Godzilla 214, but instead of the MUTOs it's the Olsen twins, and they just follow Elizabeth Olsen's character everywhere and screech "BUTT OUT!" at her.
omfg the cookie song was my absolute favorite, the only problem was hearing it always made me hungry for actual cookies when there were no cookies around
I like the whole theory that Phelous put forth in the Sea World one... That the detective stuff is all just in their head and theirs alone. Which means that these party "movies" is the "higher tier" universe and thus "more real". Who knew Mary Kate and Ashley had such a deep and complicated mythos.
omg I know it might be treading dead ground at this point but I'd love to see a review of Billboard Dad (the worst of the single-parent-gets-love-interest-via-twin-girls movies), Passport to Paris (wherein they don't hook up their parents but their nerdy guardian and a supermodel) or Our Lips Are Sealed (something about witness protection????????)
I like how when Phelous makes a joke, he always looks over at Lupa like he's making sure she finds it funny.
You LIKE that???? WHY? It's so cringe it makes me feel desperately sorry for him.
@@theStrayKat1980well they’re married so don’t feel bad for him lol
@@AshtonGarland
Phelous: I hope my future wife is having a great time! I love making her laugh!
This guy: uhhhhh cringe
I bet Phelous is the one who really wants to review these, he just doesn't want them on his channel.
I know Allison was being sarcastic about Elizabeth Olsen being part of the Marvel Movies, but watching this and how the twins seem to just neglect her makes the plot to Wandavision that much more meta since she ends up creating a whole sitcom universe where eventually they create a Full House world.
Dang 😅
I'm just surprised at how much like adult Elizabeth Olsen little Lizzy Olsen looks. Her face is almost the same, just older.
@@ZehnWatersthat is how aging works, yes
@@LakinMae5 lol some people do change quite a bit as they age.
@@ZehnWaters yes, but identifying features like lips/teeth, nose, and eyes tend to stay relatively the same even when one or two of those features were modified in some way.
Let's not just gloss over the fact that Mama Olsen and her jaunty delivery gigolo planned and executed a MAJOR FEDERAL FELONY. #neverforget
“Jaunty delivery gigolo” made me crack up. Love that description.
Jaunty lil crime there huh?
"Good one Mary-Kate" is the new "BUSHWHACKED"
OLSENWHACKED
@@Tareltonlives You can do it Assley!
Im convinced Santa is a Time Lord in the Mary-Kate and Ashley universe and he keep regenerating.
Phelan looks adorable in that hat
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Phelan looks adorable.
:3
5:38 - Well, I don't think their *parents* buy them anything they want. It's probably money due to their "entertainment" work.
I know it probably doesn't change the fact that someone probably goes out and gets them whatever. But that has to be weird for a kid to realize that they are the actual breadwinner, and success or failure hinges on them.
I think the Olson's can't comment on giving; not because they can get whatever they want, but because the people in their lives have only taken from them for as long as they can remember. It's never been an option for them. It's just been their lives.
The Olson's have always seemed kind of dead inside. I'd be dead inside too, if that were my existence.
Why didnt the hacker kid just put himself on the nice list and leave it at that? no one would've noticed.
It's not enough to win. Others need to lose.
My eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw that Lizzie was the Scarlet Witch on imdb.
Grace Kelley really ?
yes Elizabeth Olsen was the Scarlet Witch in the Ultron Avengers movie and is their sister.
Shiirow I know that I new that since she was Cast im surprised that he is shocked
I haven't really gotten around to watching the other Avengers movies yet. DX
Well, there's two. Do... do you mean MARVEL MOVIES?! Well, I could understand that, after coming off of the first Avengers movie.
"Tell them there's a creeper at the door."
Is that like having a Hider in the House?
♫Have a Gary Busey Christmas
It's the best time of the year!☺
Merry Christmas, Allison and Phelan. Thank you for all the entertainment you two provide us with all year. I hope next year will be better for everyone.
Schala Magus 2017 will be awesome.
+Shamal Jifan god damn
@@trinidadbotello9906 whomp whomp
Welcome to the Age of Aquarius.
Just now discovering these. Just in time for Christmas too!
Phelous and Allison in the same day ?! That's a real christmas miracle :)
Kawax and later an NC episode!
But a new NC video is, like, the opposite of a miracle
100% agreed!!!!! :)
Dead, dead smiles... Dead, dead eyes...
Also, I don’t think either of them have held a broom in their entire lives before that exact moment...
more MK & A with Phelan, it's a Christmas miracle!
"umm actually, to be fair, i looked at imdb and i don't get sarcasm~" honestly, it can be really awkward and sad watching these and seeing how unhappy mary-kate and ashley are, but the commentary always makes it worth it 😂
It's not a party until Phelous shows up!
Indeed!
To Grandmother's house we go was my favorite christmas thing when I was like 4 or 5. It did not age well over those two decades. I'm am deeply ashamed.
That is the only movie of theirs that I vaguely remember at all. Even with how badly dated this movie is, it is still better than much of their later works.
ALL RIGHT! Back to back Allison and Phelan Christmas specials today!
That adorable basset hound is officially the greatest thing to ever appear in anything associated with the Olsen twins, narrowly beating out the flamboyant theater kid from Full House. :)
Love you torturing Phelous with these movies, keep em coming
These girls always look like there is someone off scene waving a gun to make them perform.
"They keep killing Santa Madrox" is probably the most obscure reference I'll ever find a reason to use.
I love watching Phelous jump seamlessly from confused and irritible to straight man for these reviews.
Sssdx
And tired
This is why Lizzy sought vengeance. She vowed she will be the most famous Olson
Sisters: Age of Olsen!
Every Olsen Twins video should have a Nu-Metal soundtrack.
I only just found your channel and it was the Mary Kate and Ashley 1st episode... I was thinking "this was my childhood and I need more!!!" And thank. God. You did two more.
Thanks, enjoy your stay!
I have been blessed!! :D (Your content is awesome!)
I love it when y'all review the MK & A movies.
also I think it's funny when people say the twins are nobodies now. They're high profile fashion designers so I'd say they're doing just fine :P
phelous looks like a man who's watched ten of these movies
He saw more
OH MY GOD! As a child I watched "Grandmother's House We Go" on TV and I live in Poland!
Disney: Masters of reusing shots of dogs refusing to act!
Good one, Obscurus Lupa & Phelous.
Thank you so much for reminding me for a third time that the Olsen twins existed. I've been trying to forget.
Merry Christmas.
All the real Ben Cozzi's weep
My older sister loved these tapes when we were both little kids. So this video brought back some memories for me.
Wait, Rhea Pearlman ISN'T an elf?
I think she's technically an elf by marriage.
Clue is the best character in these movies, no joke
Not gonna lie, "To Grandmother's House We Go" was a Christmas staple when I was growing up and I loved it. But looking at it as an adult, it's disturbing as fuck: Two little girls try to travel by themselves to their grandmother's and get kidnapped and held for ransom . . . and it's played up as a cutesy holiday movie for the whole family? What?!
I don’t blame ya. I never watched that one but out of _all_ the _Mary-Kate & Ashley_ crap, _To Grandmother’s House We Go_ seems like the one I would _actually, unironically_ enjoy. _At least_ in a so-bad-it’s-good or cutesy/stupid-but-harmless kind of way.
that Han Solo face sums it up pretty good xD
the way Phelous laughs\chuckles is demon -like or something 😂😂😂 1:34
I can't get enough of this original Movie Nights theme! Please convince Phelan to watch more of these awful Olsen twins productions.
I find myself growing addicted to these Olsen Twin movie reviews... I should probably check myself in...
Yeah, me too. I'm hoping they do more.
"Lizzie" is Elizabeth Olsen. You know her who plays Scarlett Witch, the lead in Wind River and will get her own TV Show, Wanda Vision, on Disney+ ;)
9:46 😉
Harv and Shirl MAKE To Grandmother's House We Go!! Him having so much fun playing with Sarah and Julie at the pizza place and wishing they'd had their own family was always my favorite part:) Even as a kid I knew everything that was going on in it and always felt proud of myself for never doing any of it;)
Love the MK&A film series... Phelan obviously enjoys it too. Please do more like these!!!
11:47 Was that a M*A*S*H reference out of Phelan there? Diggin deep on that one LOL
Ben Phillips yes, that was.
It's a Christmas miracle
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you,Phelon and Ash
I kept doing a double take every time you said Ben Cozie because that’s the same name of the dead security guard “twitcher” in the fountain of the mall in Zack Snyder’s Dawn of The Dead. So apparently DotD takes place in the MK & A Olson universe, The same universe where there is a tropical island in Lake Michigan the survivors escape to at the end
For some reason I get a lot of joy from you guys watching stuff like this
New Movie Nights and a new Phelous ❤ Man are you guys ever spoiling us! Keep up the fantastic work!
Happy Gar-Halloween-field to you, too!
Who's killed more santas: the twins, or Phelous
The twins
It’s actually thanks to you guys that I finally made the connection between the twins and scarlet witch 😂 I had NO IDEA they were related!
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I always remember these twins doing all two christmas specials on fox family channel in 1998
Happy Christmas to you both. Thanks for all the times you have cheered me up with your fun videos. Take care and bless you xx
Seriously, Lupa could get in serious trouble for disregarding Phelous's human rights.
Lol oh snap. Still, who?!
So, while the twins were recording these crappy videos, was Elizabeth having a normal life and enjoying these vacations with their parents?
"had to be in this one scene where they tell me what a pain I am, but then I got to go home for the day"
She got to reap the spoils later.
11:45 I wasn't expecting a M*A*S*H reference, but I'm not disappointed.
yes, that was!
i never knew i needed this, but i did
Grandmothers house we go, This is filmed in my city, Vancouver BC. I knew because of the shape of the mountains in the background and the little pamphlet holder on the bus.
Tax breaks and lower union wages make Canada attractive for making films, I guess.
The Spirit of Christmas is their SOUL plane! Ha ha ha! :P
Go to about 5:17 and it sounds like a song Eric Cartman would sing. I initially thought that it sounded like his "minorities at my waterpark song!! 😂
Another great review! Thanks for the laughs!
I did a bit of research, since this isn't the first time I've seen something like this, and it turns out that the spin-the-wheel thing really is how the California state lottery was done back in the day, gameshow and all.
Never saw much of the Olsen twins TV and movie stuff so only heard of them second hand for the most part but holy shit lupa is right, I feel sorry for them now granted they didn't want for anything you could get with money but I feel like you can tell early on already they don't do it because they enjoy it, but rather likely because they were pressured into doing it.
Mary-Kate & Ashley meets Santa Christ.
I used to have a friend freaking obsessed with these movies, so I saw them all and forgot about them in like a year. the only one that really stands out in memory was the halloween one, for reasons I don't recall.
Powerball briefly had a gameshow where winners sacrifice turn their winnings a chance to triple their winnings.
Allison, you look really pretty.
omg she always does, I love seeing her
You guys are phenomenal! Any chance you guys will ever pick up with any more Olsen movies? These are so funny!
To be fair, it was the 90's children ran wild, aint nobody got time for supervision.
Yeah if the kids in _Rugrats_ were supervised, it’d be a _boring-as-hell show_ in all honesty.
As a kid I would watch this like it was going out of style. I also wanted a twin. It’s embarrassing how I remember the songs word for word 😂😂 love watching you guys!
the christmas caper, was one of the first mystery videos i watched of theirs
I actually owed the Christmas one. I DID NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN IT LMAO
13:01 Princess Morbucks!
13:53 Tom Marvolo Riddle! ...Darn, I'm not good at guessing these from 2000s pop culture.
Christmas is about SCENE INTERRUPTING BEARS on a 🏂
SNOWBOARD INTERRUPTING BEAR
It’s always a party with you guys 🥳😊
The only reason I’m AWARE of these girls is because two of a kind used to rerun on Pop girl 😅 also I think I have one of those books of theirs🤔
It's fun to make fun of the twins and their terrible movies, but *I hope people remember that they're children.* Their parents put them up to it. And they had no control over any of these films nor merch. *They're kids.*
And the experience of spending their entire youth on *this crap was enough to make them quit* TV, movies, and avoid the media *as adults.* I'm sure this experience is 100x more sickening to the twins than it is to any of the people mocking them in the comments.
You know, you're probably right. While it varies from state-to-state, many states have labor laws saying that minors may not work in entertainment without a permit. More likely than not, their parents weren't exactly doing this because it was their idea of good parenting.
I'm just remembering what happened to Jake Lloyd.
@@Tareltonlives Jane Lloyd had personal mental issues that were aggravated by his career in movies. Meanwhile, Macaulay Culkin, Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields would have been perfectly normal had they not been abused for profit by their parents until they mentally broke.
Edward Furlong (John Connor in T2) also has some issues but he was way more independent, sleeping with his teacher when he was like 13, then marrying her later, and becoming an abusive alcoholic so much she got restraining order against him or something after divorce.
@@KasumiRINA Yes, but they were lauded for their products while Lloyd suffered the wrath of the toxic Star Wars fandom.
Yeah I remember the last episode from Full House. That was almost the only episode I watched and I wondered how they made the girl who fell from the horse interact with herself. (I did not know they were twins)
Was Full House also the serie in which they played overly emotional music and had the camera zoom in every time they wanted to have a serious moment? That was probably so 90s sitcom, but I disliked it because it was so over done.
Tenkai Stern That was one of them, yes. The other was Saved by the Bell.
I always find it ever so funny every time I think about the fact that nowadays the tables have turned: the twins are nothing and the other sister is the big star now. Merry christmas Allison, and once again to Phelan.
Nothing? They own and run a very successful multi million dollar Fashion empire. They chose to leave acting because they hated it.
I think I owned a few of these movies when I was young-- one of the mystery series and one of the party. I don't remember being OBSESSED with the Olsen Twins (I never watched "Full House" or anything), but I did definitely BEG for a Mary-Kate Barbie and watched my movies more than once. But yeah, seeing you go over these just makes me feel awful for these kids. How many of these movies did they have to pump out? They probably never got to have a REAL party with REAL friends--or even solve any REAL make-believe mysteries--as kids because they were so busy having to sing hackneyed songs about cookies. Poor things. ):
i'm sure you've suffered enough but the feature-length movies they did later have a lot of good material for videos too - Passport to Paris, Our Lips Are Sealed, Holiday in the Sun.
Merry Christmas guys!
Deliveryman clearly played by current Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. Now we know why that mum was so enamoured with him.
Being a writer for Dualstar must've been soul-crushing. ...
Mary Kate and Ashley's Wikileaks Party!
As a single full time parent, and as a bonus hates xmas, I feel you mother of the twins.
Um are you sure about that?😅
Ho ho ho back to you. see you next time!
Merry Christmas!
I never grew up on these movies so I love seeing them getting ripped apart by these two.
I would watch the shit out a movie that's just Godzilla 214, but instead of the MUTOs it's the Olsen twins, and they just follow Elizabeth Olsen's character everywhere and screech "BUTT OUT!" at her.
omfg the cookie song was my absolute favorite, the only problem was hearing it always made me hungry for actual cookies when there were no cookies around
That's why Elizabeth is the better sister!!!
Needed more Navy lasers.
I like the whole theory that Phelous put forth in the Sea World one...
That the detective stuff is all just in their head and theirs alone.
Which means that these party "movies" is the "higher tier" universe and thus "more real".
Who knew Mary Kate and Ashley had such a deep and complicated mythos.
That's a sick brooch you got there.
is it my imagination or has Mary-Kate and Ashley's sister Lizzy turned out saner then her sisters?
She probably didn't have to act much as a child and thus had a normal life in comparison to her sisters.
Magna Ryuu Lizzie seems to be a more regular person
Yeah, the only thing she has in common is being a bad actress
not to mention significantly more talented
Magna Ryuu she didn't have a crappy childhood raped by media and money hungry adults so.... Yeah, it shows.
omg I know it might be treading dead ground at this point but I'd love to see a review of Billboard Dad (the worst of the single-parent-gets-love-interest-via-twin-girls movies), Passport to Paris (wherein they don't hook up their parents but their nerdy guardian and a supermodel) or Our Lips Are Sealed (something about witness protection????????)