Best of Dr. Henry Killinger [Venture Bros]

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  • @mikkellaane723
    @mikkellaane723 3 роки тому +7510

    "your powers are useless on me, you silly-billy" is my actual favorite line in the show, and nobody seems to remember its beauty

    • @muffindragons
      @muffindragons  3 роки тому +353

      I think it might be the best line

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 3 роки тому +212

      He’s so polite about it

    • @TinariKao
      @TinariKao 3 роки тому +266

      Imagine being the most powerful human mage. Then this nice guy shows up and LOLS you apart.

    • @jacobtuttle4311
      @jacobtuttle4311 3 роки тому +14

      Agreed

    • @starflyr57
      @starflyr57 3 роки тому +34

      That's my favorite I say it to my kids everyday .. 😂👍

  • @ironbear7589
    @ironbear7589 3 роки тому +3972

    "Love is not private... Love is to be shared..."
    *spins away evilly*

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 3 роки тому +97

      Evily??! Id say he's chaotic neutral

    • @shocknova16
      @shocknova16 3 роки тому +75

      @@devilred18 Not him, his spin

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 3 роки тому +87

      "I've become ze proud papa" that's wholesome, chaotic neutral wholesome, but wholesome none the less.

    • @tjjohnson1675
      @tjjohnson1675 3 роки тому +19

      Say goodbye to all your pretty children for me 😂😂😂😂

    • @DaBirdOfHermes
      @DaBirdOfHermes 3 роки тому +8

      @@ThatGuyUpThere morality changes shape depending upon where you stand...

  • @coreymajtyka460
    @coreymajtyka460 3 роки тому +5154

    Killinger is better than his brothers: he doesn't pick sides, he encourages all he talks to to reach their full potential.

    • @DragonAlchemist0
      @DragonAlchemist0 3 роки тому +328

      Dude. Henry Killinger is better than person he is a parody, Henry Kissinger.

    • @MrLeGeNdCast
      @MrLeGeNdCast 3 роки тому +123

      @@DragonAlchemist0 I feel like such a fucking idiot that I didnt get the parody till right now

    • @Timur_i_Ko
      @Timur_i_Ko 3 роки тому +80

      @@DragonAlchemist0 and Mary Poppins :))

    • @violetliskey675
      @violetliskey675 3 роки тому +55

      Yes the old male with a black mask and monotone voice version of Mary Poppins

    • @thechevyferrari9559
      @thechevyferrari9559 3 роки тому +12

      I can only read this in his voice.

  • @archangeltyrael3369
    @archangeltyrael3369 3 роки тому +2869

    "This man stole from your father"
    *Hands Hank a knife*
    "Teach him the meaning of loyalty"

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 2 роки тому +65

      I honestly wonder what happened

    • @slazerlombardi
      @slazerlombardi 2 роки тому +33

      Such a rich childhood.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 Рік тому +149

      My head canon guess is he chickened out but Killinger supported his decision as long he knew it was what HE really wanted in his heart and it taught a valuable lesson to the thief. Then Mr. killinger probably killed the guy on his own when he left.

    • @bunnyben5607
      @bunnyben5607 Рік тому +60

      Don't worry about it, he has a phd in child psychology he knows what he's doing.

    • @gericho6071
      @gericho6071 9 місяців тому +4

      That and his tears of joy are mine. Honestly there's nothing he says that isn't lovable

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 10 місяців тому +1456

    Killinger: less evil than the real Henry Kissinger

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 9 місяців тому +155

      At least Killinger works to directly improve the people he works with.

    • @simpsonman956
      @simpsonman956 9 місяців тому +55

      Granted he's largely helping them become better *villains*

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 9 місяців тому +84

      @@simpsonman956 well hey, the real Kissinger wasn’t exactly helping Nixon attain sainthood

    • @cookiesonastick
      @cookiesonastick 8 місяців тому +9

      I mean I know what you mean but it’s a low bar

    • @the_gonzo_wanderer
      @the_gonzo_wanderer 8 місяців тому +11

      Less dead too

  • @tabulldog2743
    @tabulldog2743 3 роки тому +2076

    "We were never meant to rule over these mortals..."
    "They are but _fools_ "
    "...This is true."
    I love how he genuinely wants to help people, but acknowledges they can be such morons LMAO

    • @WC3fanatic997
      @WC3fanatic997 Рік тому +120

      Hey, one of the first steps required to betterment of the self is acknowledgement of ones own shortcomings.
      Anyone who truly requires his help would do best to understand themselves a fool, so that they do not let pride get in the way of his teachings.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 9 місяців тому +10

      We may be morons at heart, but we are capable of great works, both good and evil.

    • @bailinton4171
      @bailinton4171 5 місяців тому +2

      But just because they are correct doesn't mean they are right

  • @MultiCommissar
    @MultiCommissar 3 роки тому +2718

    I have a feeling that Red Death had a very successful counceling from the good doctor in his younger days.

    • @kasukeurahara2302
      @kasukeurahara2302 3 роки тому +549

      Might have been the reason why he started to separate his work life from his personal life. The worlds best dad and the worlds best villain.

    • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
      @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 2 роки тому +130

      Literally no one
      Me: "Yup. Making some fanfiction over this."

    • @bgt2848
      @bgt2848 2 роки тому +56

      It would explain why he is such a treasure and an absolute prince.

    • @rodrikofharlaw6848
      @rodrikofharlaw6848 2 роки тому +46

      @@cavetrollvillageidiot3095 Kissinger organized the Second Heist. Not a stretch he was the true puppet master of the movie night

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 Рік тому +56

      My guess is that Red Death was so traumatized by the Movie Night incident, that he fell into darkness, stinkin' thinkin', and dilly-dallying. Not unlike Rusty. Difference is that Red followed through to become a Supervillain, again. Not just a supervillain, but probably the most well-adjusted villain in the guild.

  • @adekaiwamisou
    @adekaiwamisou 3 роки тому +902

    A man in obviously evil garb with a german accent named after Henry Kissinger who preaches love and diplomacy.
    What a time to be alive.

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen 3 роки тому +1109

    "That's not fair, I never chose my build."
    King shit.

  • @alexanderward5286
    @alexanderward5286 3 роки тому +3683

    8:16 Gotta love how Killenger whom is a cosmic being of unparalleled power is satisfied by simply being what is essentially is a career coach.

    • @Necro_Cancer
      @Necro_Cancer 3 роки тому +353

      That’s what it means to put your godhood in the service of others

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 роки тому +260

      When you can be anything, you be what you choose to be, and he chooses to guide others.

    • @namleist
      @namleist 3 роки тому +159

      hey now he is not a career coach. he deal with personal and relationship issues also. he is a life coach

    • @tehrik0020
      @tehrik0020 3 роки тому +85

      If you think of it observing or ever so slightly influencing an inferior being's endeavors is one of the few possible ways a being as powerful as Killinger could still appreciate life. Or it's just Killinger existing for the purpose of using his godhood to help people find their way, and thus it's natural he enjoys doing so.

    • @psychee1
      @psychee1 2 роки тому +36

      @@namleist Also, "A" life coach? He is *THE* life coach.

  • @handsomeman-child8751
    @handsomeman-child8751 3 роки тому +4777

    Killinger has to be one of my most favorite characters in fiction. He's just so genuine in everything he does. While not an open book he never tries to hide his intentions and any ulterior motives he may have are never malevolent. He's a true homage and in some ways an improvement to Mary Poppins. Anyone who wants to be a Big Brother, Big Sister, life coach or counselor should look to him as an example.

    • @jordanjone6272
      @jordanjone6272 3 роки тому +60

      because she have the patience to teach children, that why she only work with kids not adult

    • @BTAL1ama
      @BTAL1ama 3 роки тому +132

      Like a Machiavellian Nazi, I have no idea how they did it but they rode the razor's edge of inscrutably threatening and undeniably benevolent

    • @Dr0dd
      @Dr0dd 3 роки тому +34

      Arguably it's way more in line with the Mary Poppins books. Just with more super villains.

    • @JohnSmith-lt1ck
      @JohnSmith-lt1ck 3 роки тому +26

      As an older brother, I’ll copy his accent when I think of saying something profoundly uplifting

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 роки тому +15

      Don't forget to carry a murder bag!

  • @AVClarke
    @AVClarke 3 роки тому +2402

    He seems to be a person of Chaotic Neutral variety. Neither good nor evil, but can see the world for what it is, and is trying to upset the status quo by getting people to break out of their mediocrity and achieve a higher greatness. The dude just seems to be thinking on a higher level.

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 3 роки тому +169

      hes not even neutral, he enhances everyone, hes Caotic POSITIVE.

    • @jackehstil7945
      @jackehstil7945 3 роки тому +182

      Id argue he's more lawful neutral. As we see he does have a code he follows and refuses to deviate from. If not lawful evil as he brings out the best in those on their road to villainy.

    • @jamestomlin5525
      @jamestomlin5525 3 роки тому +37

      Such is the way of chaos, encouraging change

    • @nicrosilmind
      @nicrosilmind 3 роки тому +58

      He is selfless and principled. Despite his association with villains and Machiavellian perspective, that puts him in Lawful Good territory.

    • @AnthonyTrudeau
      @AnthonyTrudeau 3 роки тому

      @@jackehstil7945 I'd have to agree👍

  • @Lorgar64
    @Lorgar64 3 роки тому +1652

    I just realised Killinger would make a terrific patron for a warlock in D&D.

    • @Wizgoht
      @Wizgoht 3 роки тому +98

      Honestly great npc for a campaign

    • @foxxojones4757
      @foxxojones4757 3 роки тому +43

      @@Wizgoht But what kind of Pact would he suit?

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 3 роки тому +189

      @@foxxojones4757 The Pact of Self Improvement. You must always strive to make yourself and others better, whatever "better" means.

    • @nicrosilmind
      @nicrosilmind 3 роки тому +76

      @@foxxojones4757 Since Killinger is a minor god (extremely minor Greco-Roman deity), he would technically be a Celestial.

    • @Desiremademanifest
      @Desiremademanifest 3 роки тому +91

      @@nicrosilmind Honestly I'd say a Great Old One, since he's... well, all over the place in terms of whom he helps and is capable of scrambling even high tier wizard brain cells. Plus there is that Magic Murder Bag.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 3 роки тому +2644

    Ive always loved this dudes voice so much lmfao

    • @Heatstruct
      @Heatstruct 3 роки тому +29

      How are you everywhere I go?

    • @MusicFan752
      @MusicFan752 3 роки тому +12

      @@Heatstruct I’m now starting to say the same thing, didn’t know he liked the venture brothers. Lol.

    • @KASHKUR_7.62
      @KASHKUR_7.62 3 роки тому +9

      You are like Everywhere dude...Shouldn't review fit Waifus or somethig

    • @dforman4770
      @dforman4770 3 роки тому +8

      It’s weirdly soothing

    • @Helltown66
      @Helltown66 3 роки тому +9

      I think Jax blade is going to eventually appear in the comments section of my dreams

  • @Ichiyama22
    @Ichiyama22 2 роки тому +306

    The reason Killinger denied the Monarch a seat on the council was because Monarch was of greater use to the Guild as a field arch. The Monarch arched not for a Guild insurance package or a weekend hobby, but because he truly and passionately hated his nemesis. He knew what it meant to be a proper costumed villain, and needed to act as an inspiration for all future villains, a new standard of true evil that tomorrow's arch should hold themselves to. It's no accident that Monarch was the first Guild member to receive a Tenning under the new Council.

    • @muffindragons
      @muffindragons  2 роки тому +53

      100 % he is a guild icon not designed to sit down and manage

    • @monkeyman767
      @monkeyman767 Рік тому +29

      One of the stipulations of being on the Council was to give up Arching forever, Killinger knew that The Monarch would never be able to do that and would ultimately ruin everything in the new Council if he was involved

    • @tripslord9029
      @tripslord9029 Рік тому +7

      When you don't get promoted because you did too good of a job

    • @KingOfElectricNinjas
      @KingOfElectricNinjas 9 місяців тому +8

      It also says a lot that the reformed Council consists as a result of people who WANT to be there. Sheila turns out to be a shockingly good administrator who understands and respects the institution, Phantom Limb ultimately is actually satisfied when he gets the prestige and power he strove for, and Red Death is looking for a retirement position where he can slow down but still contribute. The Monarch definitely would have ended up turning down the position like Wide Wale ended up doing (with no hard feelings, remarkably) because he's more interested in the game itself, not the institution that facilitates it.

  • @siborg626
    @siborg626 3 роки тому +1357

    1 of Killinger’s brothers; “These mortals are foolish, brother!”👿
    Dr.Killinger; “That is why we must teach them!”🧙‍♂️

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 3 роки тому +116

      He is a bro; he doesn't punch down, he punches up

    • @gossamer999
      @gossamer999 3 роки тому +26

      Basically Isaac from season 4 of the new Castlevania series.

    • @argo-cv1wj
      @argo-cv1wj Рік тому +5

      Would've been nice if he said that actually, but instead he just agrees with them

  • @henseltbrumbleburg3752
    @henseltbrumbleburg3752 3 роки тому +537

    That twirl after "love shouldn't be private, it should be shared" gets me everytime.

  • @davidstumpfl5889
    @davidstumpfl5889 3 роки тому +853

    The fact that they somehow made Dr. Henry Kissinger, Secretary of State under Presidents Nixon and Ford, into this lovable teddybear of a man with Mary Poppins tendencies is just frankly the best thing ever.

    • @jutton11
      @jutton11 Рік тому

      "Lovely teddy bear of a man"
      Meanwhile, Kissinger teaches people how to optimal massacre people.

    • @rageagainstthewashingmachi2877
      @rageagainstthewashingmachi2877 Рік тому

      Especially considering he was a blatant racist and is pretty much responsible for the absolute shitshow that is modern day middle east.

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus Рік тому +84

      My headcanon is that he is the good twin to Henry Kissinger

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 Рік тому +64

      ​@@Sablus Or there was originally just Henry and his soul got ripped in two. One half became Kissinger, one half became Killinger. Could actually fit Venture bros universe too

    • @Cyarrick1
      @Cyarrick1 Рік тому +7

      @@Sablus YES THIS IS IT!

  • @JesusBehindtheWheel
    @JesusBehindtheWheel 3 роки тому +2399

    "My umbrella is stuck on something...I require assistance.."
    Damn, an evil magic doctor that is based on Marry Poppins and Henry Kissinger. How the hell do they come up with this genius? Way smarter than anything from Rick & Morty.

    • @yes.6892
      @yes.6892 3 роки тому +111

      Obligatory "different kind of humor" comment.

    • @aureate
      @aureate 3 роки тому +107

      @@yes.6892 Yeah, one is based on good setups and writing; the other is based on how many burps the VA can sneak into a sentence.

    • @yes.6892
      @yes.6892 3 роки тому +52

      Well I wouldn't say that, Rick and Morty is pretty funny it's just that like when it acts serious there's not too much of a great build up or pay off like how Venture Bros excels in you know? Maybe we'll get something in the fifth season but you know I dunno.

    • @ramell4
      @ramell4 3 роки тому +8

      @Michael Taylor Don't even need $5 since he works pro bono.

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 3 роки тому +8

      @@yes.6892 They tried doing that every single episode of season 3 and it suuuuuucked

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 3 роки тому +251

    “Magic Murder Bag” is possibly one of the greatest combinations of words ever.

    • @IffyJottere
      @IffyJottere 2 роки тому +19

      "Doctor Killinger and the Magic Murder Bag" would be an awesome band name.

  • @commandblockgamer7239
    @commandblockgamer7239 3 роки тому +1598

    Imagine being called a silly billy by an overweight man in a mask

    • @bobertdankton4015
      @bobertdankton4015 3 роки тому +118

      And then have an aneurysm

    • @nivekian
      @nivekian 3 роки тому +69

      In Skull Crocs

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 3 роки тому +156

      That's not fair. He never chose his build.

    • @soylent_brown4456
      @soylent_brown4456 3 роки тому +32

      @@nivekian Fluffy skull slippers.

    • @TinariKao
      @TinariKao 3 роки тому +21

      Imagine being an immeasurable human mage... Then this guy fries you.

  • @devilred18
    @devilred18 3 роки тому +677

    It's just occurred to me now thay Killenger has only ever acted selfishly once and even then he offers healing in doing so. When he's trying to make venture a villain against his brother, its because JJ is under contract with the investors. So while he does want to help Rusty become his best self, like he did with the monarch(ironically the monarch has come leaps and bounds as a villain after Killenger even with his fall from grace), Killenger also wants to stop lips, skiron, and caecius from their malice deals.

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 3 роки тому +63

      @Rico Santiago oh most certainly. Killenger probably didn't want to be the one to resort to killing his own brothers but had to in the end. Too much blood had been shed

    • @CoreysCards
      @CoreysCards 3 роки тому +23

      @@devilred18 I didn't event catch this until you mentioned it... Damn, this show is so subtle and smooth.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому

      Dang, that is a good point. I thought that he thought Rusty would legitimately do better as a villain. Or at least, showing him the dark side would give him the perspective to realize that he's got not cut out for evil.

  • @mihoyminoy3649
    @mihoyminoy3649 2 роки тому +171

    "Compromise, my friend, is the essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is the cornerstone of love"
    - Henry "Silly Billy" Killinger

  • @thetsarofall8666
    @thetsarofall8666 3 роки тому +662

    I think everyone could benefit from an appointment with dr killinger

    • @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl
      @DeepRockGalacticMissionControl 3 роки тому +6

      not everyone
      a few people are too stuck in their ways

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 3 роки тому +8

      @@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl and then they die

    • @Helltown66
      @Helltown66 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe if I clap my hands and and stop my feet Henry killinger can save me for my awful life

  • @Gray963
    @Gray963 3 роки тому +210

    "Love is not private. Love is meant to be shared."
    *Dances away*

  • @korrafey1044
    @korrafey1044 3 роки тому +939

    Your powers are useless on me you silly billy

    • @envisioner007
      @envisioner007 3 роки тому +42

      best thing is hes not even mean about that.

    • @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208
      @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208 3 роки тому +5

      @@envisioner007 How could he, Orpheus is trying to play grown up games with Killinger who's on his masters level of power
      He earns the title "silly billy"

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 3 роки тому +752

    I love that in a series thats all about failure, he adds much needed hope and levity to the bleak listlessness of the shows over all message while it still being unclear if he is a good guy or a bad guy when all is said and done.....something we might never get to find out

    • @antoniorojascortez135
      @antoniorojascortez135 3 роки тому +16

      Why? Did the show get canceled or something?

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 3 роки тому +42

      @@antoniorojascortez135 Yeah, sadly. They announced it last fall I think. Season 8 was being worked on at the time. I'm hoping we eventually get to see it. You never know. Shows have been cancelled and returned before.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 3 роки тому +22

      Well he is change, neither good nor bad

    • @antoniorojascortez135
      @antoniorojascortez135 3 роки тому +25

      @@Gotz_the_iron_hand Here's hoping it doesn't take so long that any voice actors die.

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 3 роки тому +19

      @@antoniorojascortez135 Yeah. Especially considering a lot of them are voiced by the same people.

  • @jameswilson8433
    @jameswilson8433 3 роки тому +190

    My number is Killinger. Dr. Henry Killinger. Und zis is my magic murder bag.

    • @StihlmaddArborist
      @StihlmaddArborist 3 роки тому +9

      I named one of my work gear bags the same in honour of Killinger.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 роки тому +667

    Killinger is actually the Greek Wind God Eurus the wind of change and the god of the east wind pretty apt for the good doctor

    • @envisioner007
      @envisioner007 3 роки тому +11

      so how does the other 3 fall into that then?

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 3 роки тому +68

      @@envisioner007 If I recall they're named after less prominent wind gods. Lips, Caecius and Skiron. (of the Southwest, Northeast, and Northwest respectively)
      Notably there's actually dispute over whether Eurus is the East Wind or the Southeast, as in some versions he and Apeliotes are in the other's place.)

    • @CrimsonStag05
      @CrimsonStag05 3 роки тому +45

      Fitting, change is neither inherently good nor evil

    • @hansolo235
      @hansolo235 2 роки тому +2

      *Southeast wind.

  • @ironbear7589
    @ironbear7589 3 роки тому +524

    8:10
    Seeing him get genuinely emotional is so cute.
    "Snif. I LOVE MY JOOOB"

    • @Unicron187
      @Unicron187 3 роки тому +40

      *mein

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 3 роки тому +38

      Like the proud father Rusty never had

    • @zyxelztrife2408
      @zyxelztrife2408 3 роки тому +16

      8:17

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber Рік тому +4

      Weird thing is, the DC characters are canon in that universe so he literally just copied Lex Luthor's costume. He has nothing to be proud of.

    • @maylabrown4584
      @maylabrown4584 Рік тому +10

      @@Bacxaber That looks nothing like Lex Luthor's Mech Suit or even his Casual Attire worn in Rebirth, also he wasn't proud of the fact that he made a good costume but that Rusty had taken a great step in accepting the costume as his own.

  • @steveboy3712
    @steveboy3712 2 роки тому +155

    I love how even when 24 went after his bag hostilely, he still was helpful by correcting his Latin and made him feel epic

    • @17Scumdog
      @17Scumdog 2 роки тому +5

      Read your comment and clicked the slider to try to find it again. First click, went exactly there. I feel as though Dr Killinger may have blessed me 😁😜

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 Рік тому +3

      That was 21.

  • @bradmorrison8668
    @bradmorrison8668 Рік тому +123

    this man is likely the most powerful being in the show. What does he do? Helps everyone possible. Who needs help most? Mentally unstable men in spandex.
    Excellent role model all around. Caring, thoughtful, honorable, and stoic. No need to make a hussy fussy to get things done.

  • @douglasbabb1725
    @douglasbabb1725 Рік тому +78

    My theory is that - given his godlike nature - Killinger is something like a director of a play. He has no intention to be onstage, he just wants to help the actors be where they need to be. He'll make the villains better villains, the heroes better heroes, and anyone he comes across able to express themselves more openly.
    I think in the case of Doc Venture, he helped him see inside himself, and helped him see that what was inside of him wasn't something he wanted.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 2 місяці тому +2

      It's insuated. He and his brothers (the investors) are Greek Wind Dieties. He is the South East Wind.

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 3 роки тому +179

    "You must become fat choice" love that
    I love how Killinger is this pretty much all powerful beeing, and unlike using his powers like his brothers to get money and power using people he chooses to help people with his powers.

  • @loonardtheloonard
    @loonardtheloonard 10 місяців тому +31

    Henry Killinger: "compromise is the essence of diplomacy"
    Henry Kissinger: "Diplomacy is when you have a gun, and they do not, so they compromise by giving you what you want"

  • @PH4N7OM360
    @PH4N7OM360 3 роки тому +405

    "Your powers are useless against me, you silly billy"

  • @blairbuskirk5460
    @blairbuskirk5460 3 роки тому +542

    True chaotic neutral and OP as all hell with it, takes out the *Investors* with the utmost precision, makes Dr Orpheus look like a party magician in comparison.

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 3 роки тому +61

      And Dr. Orpheus is the Venture Bros universe equivalent of Sorcerer Supreme. His master, who is a transcendent entity with godlike abilities stated that Orpheus was his best and brightest student, though he's a bit socially inept because he neglected his life outside of that.
      That probably means Killinger is an entity like his master or stronger.

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 3 роки тому +56

      Well, Dr Orpheus has devoted his life to the study of mystical forces. Dr. Killinger *is* a mystical force. Big difference.

    • @Sealdeam
      @Sealdeam 3 роки тому +12

      @@Gotz_the_iron_hand it seems that so far (and now forever it seems given how little time left the story has with just a movie to close the whole thing) those two are and will remain the most powerful beings in the Ventures Bros universe, one might say it is almost impressive that Doc Venture rejected the plans such being had for him.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 роки тому +2

      As a fellow chaotic neutral person I love killinger

    • @WublicIndecency
      @WublicIndecency Рік тому +2

      Silly billy🤣🤣🤣

  • @JOfJaZ
    @JOfJaZ 8 місяців тому +9

    No matter what profession someone has, all Killinger wants is for his targets to be the best version of themselves they can be. Evil, good, neutral? It does not matter. What matters is moving forward and loving yourself.

  • @chickuna7854
    @chickuna7854 3 роки тому +130

    “Your powers are useless on me you silly billy”
    Thats the best line by far

  • @redbuck1385
    @redbuck1385 10 місяців тому +33

    >Shows up
    >cures your herpes
    >fixes your boss's relationship
    >refuses to elaborate further
    >leaves

  • @Blastertronus
    @Blastertronus 10 місяців тому +75

    For all the crap that Killinger’s real life counterpart got away with, I think we can all agree that Killinger is the only good thing that came out of it.

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 2 роки тому +95

    Life coach, career counselor, business consultant, wedding officiant, master of magic, licensed physician, all-around cool uncle. Is there anything Dr. Killinger _can't_ do?

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 10 місяців тому +24

    Doctor killinger is less evil that the rotting corpse of the real kissenger

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 3 роки тому +196

    I came for the Silly Billy and Stinkin Thinkin

    • @Unicron187
      @Unicron187 3 роки тому +10

      don't miss out on the dilly-dalling!
      (and the magic murder bag)

  • @enakuen1
    @enakuen1 10 місяців тому +21

    There's a magic murder bag missing its owner today.

    • @WinterAyars
      @WinterAyars 5 місяців тому

      If Killinger is the inverse Kissinger, wouldn't it be a magic life bag? That Kissinger, presumably, never actually used...

  • @MagicalMaster
    @MagicalMaster 6 місяців тому +5

    It's like a fucking eldritch horror that barely understands humanity is using what it does know to help and I'm all for it.

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 Рік тому +32

    “…but you must have faith.”
    “Someone’s coming!”
    “…run.”
    Gosh that was hilarious

  • @camerabox1
    @camerabox1 10 місяців тому +36

    today the irl kissinger died, rejoice

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому

      He was a bit of a monster, but he had a lovely singing voice.

  • @t.c.thompson2359
    @t.c.thompson2359 7 місяців тому +4

    The pictures on her conspiracy board showed that Debbie was around Killinger during his time with the Monarch and Killinger didnt notice

  • @JackLit505
    @JackLit505 3 роки тому +223

    "What's in it?"
    "Only what you take with you."
    I die every time

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому

      Yoda said it to Luke before he went into the dark cave.

  • @jacobmorris8738
    @jacobmorris8738 3 роки тому +154

    Henry Killinger is just a cool dude who wants people to reach their full potential. he's a cool dude.

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas 3 роки тому +116

    "He can't give an enema to free-willy.. what?" Thank you, Two-Ton 21.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 роки тому +4

      You thank him for being deaf?

  • @juliankirby9880
    @juliankirby9880 3 роки тому +95

    *light sabers ignite* *raises Mary Poppin’s Magic Umbrella*

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому

      If there is a job that must be done.

  • @asare240
    @asare240 3 роки тому +74

    Making Kissinger into a killer demon from hell with quirks is actually perfect. The only thing is that the actual Kissinger is much more of a monster lol.

  • @trailguidealex5010
    @trailguidealex5010 3 роки тому +87

    If ventured bros gets a spin off after the cancelations can we just see killinger helping villians throughout history.

    • @chadstratton4926
      @chadstratton4926 3 роки тому +5

      (Mentoring Dr. Girlfriend to join his consulting firm.)

    • @chadstratton4926
      @chadstratton4926 3 роки тому +3

      (Mentoring Dr. Girlfriend to join his consulting firm.)

    • @ditto7047
      @ditto7047 2 роки тому +4

      He ends up trying to help Funny Mustache Man

  • @smiley4995
    @smiley4995 2 роки тому +22

    I love that he asks the Monarchs to say goodbye to their "children" for him, he considers the henchmen to be like villain's children.

  • @maomao6023
    @maomao6023 3 роки тому +42

    This guy is on the list of “people that could read the phone book and I’d listen”

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 10 місяців тому +12

    Kind of weird how he's an eldritch horror but is somehow considerably more human than the guy he's based on.

  • @blacksun721
    @blacksun721 3 роки тому +59

    I find it funny that killinger and the revenge society were squatting in the monarchs childhood home

  • @joshmorrow8567
    @joshmorrow8567 3 роки тому +218

    Yes! The most wholesome of doctors in the series. Well, Killinger and Brick Frog. These videos are amazing. Not only are they a fun way to revisit our favorite characters, your selection of scenes is also well curated. :)
    This feels like a sign, I was thinking about what to write for my paper in 19th Century European History and I think I will take inspiration from Kissinger and write about politics and the legitimacy of government.

    • @mac9733
      @mac9733 2 роки тому +1

      Dr Z is pretty wholesome too though

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 3 роки тому +44

    Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 3 роки тому +36

    Killinger's superpower is being the ultimate freelance consultant 😂

  • @karlhurst-wicker7556
    @karlhurst-wicker7556 10 місяців тому +14

    Over 100 years old. Impressive.

  • @deucesommerfeld1248
    @deucesommerfeld1248 3 роки тому +27

    Killinger is the therapist and the friend everyone needs. A bit scary at first, but once you get to know him and his magic murder bag, he actually just genuinely wants to see you succeed.

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 3 роки тому +39

    Henry is fond of Hank and Dean and is teaching them social skills

  • @ralalbatross
    @ralalbatross 10 місяців тому +8

    It should be on a respect list that Orpheus was powerful enough to understand that Killinger was a Cosmic entity and had the guts to try and figure out what he was.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 20 днів тому +1

      He's the Master's greatest student for a reason.

  • @giantlizard9158
    @giantlizard9158 Рік тому +7

    "Und zis, is my magic murder bag" *unholy music plays*

  • @ninnoofthelastunicorn2693
    @ninnoofthelastunicorn2693 2 роки тому +21

    What's great about him is how he simply wants the best for everyone he meets. He's aware people will self sabotage, and accepts them still. He just takes the good that has grown, and uses it to do more.

    • @17Scumdog
      @17Scumdog 2 роки тому +3

      Need Dr Killinger in my life. Pretty sure I'm a master of self sabotage. Had an important flight to catch early morning, like 18 months ago. What did I do? Stay up all night drinking. Flew across the us, helped a family member pack their whole house, and drove the truck back across the country on like 5 hours of sleep in 72 hours.
      Pretty sure I'm addicted to stress lol

  • @202mc4
    @202mc4 3 роки тому +20

    "My magic murder bag" is probably the best name for a villain's gadget ever.

  • @simonw560
    @simonw560 10 місяців тому +9

    I can't believe the supervillain version is less evil than the real and, thankfully dead, Henry Kissenger

  • @ianmanning4368
    @ianmanning4368 3 роки тому +17

    6:50 "This man stole from your Father. TEACH HIM THE MEANING OF LOYALTY." LOL

  • @oddball_the_blue
    @oddball_the_blue Рік тому +5

    "Love is not private. Love is to be shared" - Never more honest words spoken...

  • @fortniteawesomeparodies2706
    @fortniteawesomeparodies2706 2 роки тому +15

    "Somebody's coming!"
    "Run."
    _Sometimes, the best solution to a problem is the simplest one._

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 3 роки тому +9

    6:16 "zhere are some very nice drawings, also." Underhanded compliment, I just noticed

  • @brysonashcroft527
    @brysonashcroft527 3 роки тому +25

    I love how different he is from his brothers that he doesn’t pick sides or influence evil he helps everyone be the best they can be like the venture brothers,and even helped doc venture get over traumatic childhood (despite him trying to make him a villain)

  • @dapprligtnin98
    @dapprligtnin98 3 роки тому +29

    The words, "Your powers are useless on me you silly billy" will never stop being hilarious.

  • @coreymajtyka460
    @coreymajtyka460 3 роки тому +41

    I know why we haven't seen Killinger for the past 2 seasons, he's working on season 8

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 3 роки тому +1

      Thus compromised into a movie

    • @coreymajtyka460
      @coreymajtyka460 3 роки тому +1

      @@SuperWolsey The guy's a miracle worker

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 8 місяців тому +3

    There's a sad laugh to be had that Henry Kissinger as a supervillain was still more moral than Henry Kissinger as a politician

  • @senzubean7299
    @senzubean7299 3 роки тому +36

    6:22 that spin xD Killinger really is the most beautiful soul in the show.. Tied with Helper at least for me

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 2 роки тому +12

    He's a horrific Eldritch being but i still think he may be one of the nicer characters on the show, he doesn't do anything for his own schemes, he just wants to help people.

  • @yoikes
    @yoikes 3 роки тому +33

    No! YOU are the Magic man.

  • @bluethelucario6194
    @bluethelucario6194 10 місяців тому +4

    He’s basically a supervillain Mary Poppins and I love it

  • @Hearty1100
    @Hearty1100 3 роки тому +20

    I wish Henry Killinger was real so he can help me work through my issues. Guy's great

  • @mousek801
    @mousek801 2 роки тому +10

    "But he says he's got a PhD in Child Psychology. So... Like... Whatever."
    Brock is a legend

  • @krassilverfang5504
    @krassilverfang5504 3 роки тому +27

    He's the most Chaothic Good character of all time

  • @nickjohnson499
    @nickjohnson499 2 роки тому +9

    Idk why but Killinger breaking down and proclaiming “I have become the proud papa!” Is so wholesome lol

  • @mr.fuggetaboutit7633
    @mr.fuggetaboutit7633 3 роки тому +7

    The G-man of the Venture universe

    • @xxdomoxxkunxx
      @xxdomoxxkunxx 3 роки тому +1

      He doesn't have a boss like G man, but who knows
      The level of mystery is about right

  • @Boston84
    @Boston84 3 роки тому +34

    Been waiting for this one

  • @thenut7246
    @thenut7246 Рік тому +5

    I need a Dr. Killinger in my life. Desperately.

  • @timearchitecture
    @timearchitecture 3 роки тому +88

    Most op character of the show. Wish they did more with him like back story or what his ultimate plans are. He oversees or sets up almost everything in the show. To me it makes sense because they good guys are way higher scales than the bad guys. When you have Hunter Brock shoreleave the cleaner molotav etc among other op characters and for the bad guys the best they have is phantom limb who's kinda washed up and red death who's old and almost retired, it makes sense that killinger is a whole other level to balance it all out.

    • @tytothetoetaker9788
      @tytothetoetaker9788 3 роки тому +9

      I mean he made the belly guy not random

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 3 роки тому +2

      Isn't David Bowie the most op?

    • @timearchitecture
      @timearchitecture 3 роки тому +10

      @@elykspuz6596 the sovereign wasn't the real David Bowie, just a shapeshifter at the head of the council of 13. He was shot and killed while transformed as a bird. Didn't have any other powers. Like most political figures, he was useless.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 3 роки тому +13

      Has I see it his whole purpose is to guide people to become their fullest potential, he just in the evil realm but he himself is not evil. His job is just that nothing else, he even helped 24 out because his job is just to force you to become more. It also why he had to put his brothers down because they where doing the opposite of their job and ruining peoples life's for greed and fun.

    • @bunnyben5607
      @bunnyben5607 3 роки тому +1

      Killinger is literally satan, that's his origin.

  • @hectornolasco1450
    @hectornolasco1450 2 роки тому +2

    I like how hes rocking some very metal slippers essentially

  • @alexmercer4114
    @alexmercer4114 2 роки тому +17

    4:49 the sadness in his voice was palpable

  • @Kerouac915
    @Kerouac915 Рік тому +7

    I love that they straight up just acknowledged that Henry Kissinger is a super villain

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 3 роки тому +13

    This man stole from your father. Teach him the meaning of the word loyalty.

  • @CarmineKar98K
    @CarmineKar98K 3 роки тому +11

    His version of monarchs Henchmen actually look cool and evil looking.

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 3 роки тому +24

    I love him and I bet he gives great hugs and makes delicious hot chocolate

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 9 місяців тому +2

    When you have unlimited power there are three options, destroy the world, play an game or become an advisor, killanger choose well

  • @zion6680
    @zion6680 Рік тому +3

    The magic murderbag is freaking awesome
    It's clearly the thing from Indiana Jones, love it xD

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes 2 роки тому +6

    "Compromise, my friend is the essence of diplomacy and diplomacy is the cornerstone of love."
    I like that. It does make sense.

  • @wblakekimber
    @wblakekimber 9 місяців тому +5

    Rest in Piss Kissin- I mean Killinger.