All I can imagine is Donkey Kong on the electric chair, they flip the switch and as he is shocked to death a balloon pops and he comes back for his other 17 death sentences.
OBJECTION! Donkey Kong punching Diddy Kong away from Bowser in Subspace would be covered by Good Samaritan laws. Saving R.O.B. would also be covered by this.
The whiplash I just got when he starts using real world legal sentencing terms but also thinks that being an employee of a criminal and willfully assisting in their criminal business stands as innocence
For one more that came to mind: in the punch out game for the Wii, if you lose to donkey Kong, he kidnaps little Mack and peaces out to God knows where. That is how title defense ends if you lose to donkey Kong. Is it Canon, no, but I’m sure that that book from the book fair wasn’t either so I say it stands.
11:07 I halfway expected the screen to come down and Coney to pop out like "DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANTED FANTASTIC INSURANCE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES?! Then you need to try today's sponsor, GEICO!"
I agree! I love @Fabletics products and I am looking forward to getting 80% off sitewide when signing up to be a VIP member using CONEY's code! [not a paid actor btw]
In the lore of dk jungle beat hes also liberating the smaller monkeys. Its stated that they mistreat the little monkeys which is why they help him along the way. In the true ending, all the other kongs dk beat are at a party for him respecting his rule and assumedly do not oress charges (Why am i putting together a legal case for a fictional monkey?)
Coney trying to be DK's defense attorney makes me think he's gonna get tossed into jail along with him. EDIT: 11:45 Look, in The Incredibles, Mr. Incredible wound up preventing a guy's suicide attempt, and then was taken to court by the guy. DK _100%_ would've been sued by ROB here.
as a avid fabletics enjoyer, I don't recommend putting your phone in your pocket while running, when I did that my phone went all the way down under neath the shorts and was swinging everywhere. That's why they have the belt bag, get that or one of those phone holders straps for your shoulder instead
Bro was more focused on th moon being gone thatn the moon crsshing into the fucking earth Donkey Kong could technically be charge for using a weapon of mass destruction, that basically started the apocalypse
To get morbid for a moment related to something Coney said, lethal injection isn't as humane as people think it is, and has a really bad success rate. From a success rate standpoint, the most humane in the sense that it's the quickest death with the least amount of botches in history is firing squad, people just think it's inhumane because it's messy when really it's the most instant form of execution that we know of. People mistake humane for clean even though they're not necessarily related. My source for this is the Jacob Geller video "The False Evolution Of Execution Methods", which has its own sources cited in the video by Jacob. I'm not linking it only because it seems rude to Coney to link a content creator on another content creators video. I know Coney is reacting to another content creator in the video, but that's different since Coney does a lot to shout-out and support the creators he watches and reacts to, and Carlito specifically has even credited Coney for helping his channel grow and bringing his content to a larger audience.
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Awesome video!
My sister use to be a store manager at one of their stores, that’s so funny! I love you coney and cool sponsor!
All I can imagine is Donkey Kong on the electric chair, they flip the switch and as he is shocked to death a balloon pops and he comes back for his other 17 death sentences.
Dk: don't covers My face boss I is scared of the dark
I see your vision and find it very funny.
bada-buta-bute-buba-babodahw bweeeweeweewh
Donkey Kong committing multiple bombing acts was such an insane reveal.
SPOILERR
Donkey Kong just needs, like, 18 balloons to get out of the death sentences. And, with good behavior, he should be back on the street in a few years.
Do you think balloons save him from old age?
@@co5micwaffle742 yeah i think thats why they made the comment
@@co5micwaffle742 Cranky is presumably dead so probably no.
@caps8954 cranky didn't have balloons or else he wouldn't have gotten his head bonked when mario made him fall
@@amengaming777 Oh true...
Coney the type of guy to write cute notes to Donkey Kong while he’s in a federal prison…😂
LMAOO
How did DK only get away with 2 hours of community service?
diddy threatened to release the judge's freak off tapes
@@tristandell which diddy you talking about
@@bananachineyes The vilest diddy of all, diddy kong
Same reason why he hasn’t been on the island flight logs
when is he going to even get them done he’s in jail for 32 billion years and he’s already been killed 18 times over
Excuse me, why did the sponsor transition make complete sense? Coney fell off.
Wouldn't know. I have SponsorBlock.
@@AshCosgrove me when I can't click the right arrow for 3 seconds
Coney has. Like 3000 subs wdym lol
NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! DONKEY KONG IS OUR FRIEND OO OO AA AA
OBJECTION! Donkey Kong punching Diddy Kong away from Bowser in Subspace would be covered by Good Samaritan laws. Saving R.O.B. would also be covered by this.
Can't wait for the 5 hour Carlito video where he just names every character in the Mario universe. I bet he'd do it.
7:13 Coney when he goes to the Nintendo Museum
The whiplash I just got when he starts using real world legal sentencing terms but also thinks that being an employee of a criminal and willfully assisting in their criminal business stands as innocence
For one more that came to mind: in the punch out game for the Wii, if you lose to donkey Kong, he kidnaps little Mack and peaces out to God knows where. That is how title defense ends if you lose to donkey Kong. Is it Canon, no, but I’m sure that that book from the book fair wasn’t either so I say it stands.
7:57 coney renacts the plot of the stranger
11:07 I halfway expected the screen to come down and Coney to pop out like "DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANTED FANTASTIC INSURANCE AT AFFORDABLE PRICES?! Then you need to try today's sponsor, GEICO!"
As a Fabletics enjoyer, the line in gym shorts are broken ima bout to buy some more with coneys code
I agree! I love @Fabletics products and I am looking forward to getting 80% off sitewide when signing up to be a VIP member using CONEY's code!
[not a paid actor btw]
In the lore of dk jungle beat hes also liberating the smaller monkeys. Its stated that they mistreat the little monkeys which is why they help him along the way. In the true ending, all the other kongs dk beat are at a party for him respecting his rule and assumedly do not oress charges
(Why am i putting together a legal case for a fictional monkey?)
Coney keeps getting better at these ad reads
Hard DK is the evil one
11:44 The Incredibles
This is not what I wanted to see on this sacred day.
Coney trying to be DK's defense attorney makes me think he's gonna get tossed into jail along with him.
EDIT: 11:45 Look, in The Incredibles, Mr. Incredible wound up preventing a guy's suicide attempt, and then was taken to court by the guy. DK _100%_ would've been sued by ROB here.
Good thing I'm fried because I just listened to the entire mid roll ad 6:20
“Your Honor, you are trippin” Coney 2024
They also forget that he has so many infections that he would be banned from the W.V.B.A
Coney is a literal car salesman with these sponsors 😂
He does not sell cars
Wrong demographic for fabletics 😭
The ad felt like a flashbang, I was expecting that wallet or some gacha game
I wear them while working out :(
@@abc123guy5if you like them wear them! I just feel like it’s out of the ordinary for coney ads
Nah I'mma hit them up actually
bro the monthly credit thing is sick sure ill work out idgaf
8:19 Good luck actually containing him.
as a avid fabletics enjoyer, I don't recommend putting your phone in your pocket while running, when I did that my phone went all the way down under neath the shorts and was swinging everywhere. That's why they have the belt bag, get that or one of those phone holders straps for your shoulder instead
Only Coney could make me excited for when he breaks out the green screen and starts plugging some shit I am not interested in purchasing
Remember they stole the bananas to assure that DK starves to death. All the bosses had it coming
why is Coney in the thumbnail lowkey giving politician biopic poster
19:06 that's the premise of a really old GT video about Majora's Mask, he should watch that sometime
There’s no way. Have you seen his smile??? Nobody evil smiles.
he don’t got internet bro
Carlito missed all the endangered species charges with that moon toss
"How could you not?" is diabolical💀💀💀
That suspension is really going to hurt his reputation
To be fair with the moon situation, it’s never a war crime the first time…..
I think his lawyer should go with the insanity plea
14:40 PLAY PREY PLAY PREY PLAY PREY PLAY PREY. CONEY IS RIGHT FOR ONCE PLAY IT RAHHHH
2:02 They literally try to kill you
Bro is trying so hard to be a good lawyer for DK. lol
And that sponsored segway was absolutely seamless (unlike the fabletics pants)
coney you of all people should know that none of your fans wear pants
yay a coney movie
Think this is the first time Coney's video has more views than the original Carlito video.
donkey kong could never be evil
as soon as i saw carlito made this vid i knew coney would watch
yelling coney sounds like gilbert gottfried
If we give Donkey kong 19 balloons then he can beat the death sentences
CARLITO IS BACK
Why are two pieces of cake on trial at 0:55 ?
CARLITO TIME BABY!
Your honour, DK can't be tried for crimes because no-one is alive to convict him, therefore he is innocent
This judge isn’t operating within the toonverse. The moon being knocked out of orbit has no consequences in DK’s world
The Donkey Kong situation is insane!
Dude forgot the Boxing rule violations
The moon bounced back up later in the cutscene tho
need that song during the ad segment
It’s from persona 5. Not sure what the name is though
Persona 5 Striker's - Sophia's Shop
@@blueknight8657 thanks so much
No one does an ad read like coney
CARLITO LETS GO
aint no party like a DK party
13:45 i guess he decided to take it to sao paulo
Bro was more focused on th moon being gone thatn the moon crsshing into the fucking earth
Donkey Kong could technically be charge for using a weapon of mass destruction, that basically started the apocalypse
4:04 DK is a cartoon animal, he doesn’t really need clothes.
Hmmm, so is Lanky Kong, but he at least is covered up.
He’s a cartoon animal, he shouldn’t really be charged with irl crimes
This guy is intentionally not doing good segways to his ads just to puss me off
I actually did ask for this ad.
This is if a gamer became a lawyer
Your honor...I would have also stolen that and you weren't even there so what would you know?
Bro loves kidnapping
Bad video, good video coney. That shit is self defense
To get morbid for a moment related to something Coney said, lethal injection isn't as humane as people think it is, and has a really bad success rate. From a success rate standpoint, the most humane in the sense that it's the quickest death with the least amount of botches in history is firing squad, people just think it's inhumane because it's messy when really it's the most instant form of execution that we know of. People mistake humane for clean even though they're not necessarily related. My source for this is the Jacob Geller video "The False Evolution Of Execution Methods", which has its own sources cited in the video by Jacob. I'm not linking it only because it seems rude to Coney to link a content creator on another content creators video. I know Coney is reacting to another content creator in the video, but that's different since Coney does a lot to shout-out and support the creators he watches and reacts to, and Carlito specifically has even credited Coney for helping his channel grow and bringing his content to a larger audience.
Zero to death headphone users frame 1
Here to remind u that u never uploaded a video om beezy's video on every koopa ever
is the game ending he was talking about psychonauts i feel like it was psychonauts
19:00 This is so fucking funny to me
Donkey and Diddy killed the queen zinger in DKC1
Diddy and Dixie killed the king zinger in DKC2
There are no zingers in DKC3
There are Zingers in King of Swing, Jungle Climber, and Barrel Blast, however.
wowzers!
Here before Coney
cmon coney where’s the acting skills in that sponsor
Doesn't It depend on which Donkey Kong we're talking about?
U have 5 minutes coney
YES
Holy crap, the "DID SOMEBODY SAY" actually applied to the content of the video wherein it was said! What is this "logical transition" nonsense?!
sorry. cant imagine coney running.
How old is Donkey Kong?
LOCK HIM UP
No but manky kong sure is
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bad times don't last
BUT BAD GUYS DO.
CARLITO MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!
Chill bro the video just started
My fault gang
The only king is Christ
All im learning is Carlito is profiling Donkey Kong
Oh sure hes gonna steal JIST because he cant stop stealing and has no remorse? 🤨
more like fuh buh letics
Dokey kogn
hi coney
I was there
What if he was freaky kong and he had a baby oil pile
Coney looks genuinely distressed in the thumbnail
coney's ads are getting out of hand
Donkey Kong's a bad guy?