Halo Infinite - Funny Suit AI Dialogue

This videos shows of a ton of lines I found funny from all the Suit AIs currently available in Halo Infinite.
All footage used in this video was recorded and edited together by me.
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[@parazap3573]

We need a Sgt Johnson A.I.

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

I want one based on Alpha or Epsilon from RvB. Non canon obvs.

[@assassinationspartan_]

​@K. W. Pillsbury Personally, I would love a Gamma A.I. but a Church A.I. would be funny as hell

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

That's obligatory at this point.

[@Random_Juice_Guy]

Imagine a Caboose AI, or any of the other RvB characters as AI

[@NEWGHOST9]

I can picture it now being like: “They based me on the most bad a** person in the galaxy”

[@AquaticPhoenix]

You forgot Fret saying "Be careful with that thing; *it's pointy*" about the skewer lol

[@김경화-y6d]

It's needler, not skewer

[@Zero_XTZ5]

"Like a storm rifle but useful" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Doctor_D0M3]

Too bad it's untrue

[@auguststormy3096]

​@@Doctor_D0M3no it's not

[@Smwigglyd19]

​@@Doctor_D0M3 You just have to have good aim (or leading, since it is a plasma weapon after all).

[@isaacfrand3824]

If you’re so bad with the storm rifle you need the auto aim variant, you disappoint me. I personally prefer the Fury - ironically, it has the highest skill bar because there’s huge bullet drop, too. And it’s my favorite covenant ranged weapon of all Halo games.

[@mr.morphie5965]

"Haul ass, you beautiful warrior" and "Kill everything that moves. If it continues to move, kill it harder." absolutely caught me off guard.

[@Vaksharules1999]

LUMU is the best

[@NoodlesBowlB312]

LUMU is extremely intimidating

[@DialingMirror85]

1:20
this sounds like they were just having fun in the studio and decided to include it in the game xD

[@viper9168]

9:14 could have been a good Superintendent line.

[@colesephhh9546]

“Was that a blue spider?” Nice 😂

[@Gravity_studioss]

Lumu is like Glados from walmart

[@NOBLESIX-UNSC]

Shockingly right

[@Wizzkidwas]

Fret has so many amazing lines hes my favourite
One not seen in the video is when you get a hammer kill he can say either
"I've never seen so many bones break at once!" or (something to the effect of) "Oh...god, I think I'm gonna throw up"

[@crustaceanking3293]

i kinda wish they added the Superintendent's chime before and after each message

[@Antpoison]

You right, kinda sucks they didn’t do that

[@jetpackdog3427]

Fret is my nephew.
Not my responsibility, but i will buy him hotwheels and a cindershot.

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

None of them called me stud muffin
6/10

[@Optican_Medic]

Please leave me alone

[@absolutemadlad5662]

What i would give to have church as an ai...

[@BiomechanicalBrick]

a good third of the lines the voice actors had no idea what they were talking about

[@jxff2000]

“please haul ass at your earliest convenience” HELP IM WHEEZING THIS LINE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY

[@Arborvitar]

Lumu is the best AI IMO

[@Gravity_studioss]

How do I unlock it?

[@Arborvitar]

@@Gravity_studioss in the Heroes of Reach or season 1 battle pass, at level 30 I think? Somewhere in the 30s

[@crustaceanking3293]

right up with the Superintendent and the brute one, imo

[@harkaway9006]

It's Erika Ishii. Of course she's the best.

[@Snorlax_Big]

@@crustaceanking3293iratus is in season 2

[@yourfavoriteinstrument]

"Fun fact: _everything burns_ " we are in danger

[@SmuggyOcelot]

Circ is so cute lol

[@jxff2000]

isn’t she?!?!

[@79bigcat]

"What's BXR?"
"That's the Destiny version. We aren't supposed to talk about it."

[@darkaoshi27]

When did they mention Destiny?

[@79bigcat]

@@darkaoshi27 He brought up BXR, a button combo that made the battle rifle famous in Halo 2. Destiny references it with a gun called the "BXR Battler" that looks and behaves similar.

[@afellowcrusader2888]

Give me the elite AI

[@NoodlesBowlB312]

“WORT WORT WORT”

[@Dommbuscus]

BUTLR sounds the most natural, so I stick with him

[@owenwoolley3394]

Gotta love BUTLR.

[@TheSuperSpud]

He’s just cool I love him

[@EchoLeague2]

Circ always reminds me of Cortana so she’s been my ride or die

[@evidant]

4:58 this makes me wonder if for moments at a time, your spartan-IV, even for just a moment, can become just as deadly as master chief even if youre fighting other spartans and not covenant (343 wont give us pve already ugh)

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your actions

[@NoodlesBowlB312]

Still don’t have it officially yet but what we have is good for now

[@the_underworld8700]

Imagine epsilon gets added, I'm pretty sure if it did... Well... Hate would be reduced

[@NoodlesBowlB312]

“How did YOU get a kill with a sniper rifle?!?!”

[@scottishlad7497]

I like how casually violent lumu can be, i just wish she had more voicelines

[@averywho6430]

I think the most insulting thing about Infinite's multiplayer is the fact that we had to buy the AI they used in the initial advertisements, AND it was virtually impossible to get even if you did buy the stupid battle pass.

[@VeedoYT681]

4:09 idk if anyon else caught this but i need to show some praise for the RvB reference

[@hiro_cuhh5672]

They fr gotta add a cortana suit ai.

[@Welsh7133]

You wish

[@jxff2000]

or weapon! she’s great

[@SniperTime351]

2:33
Mister Chief makes fun of the noble team lol

[@spartan117_youknowwhoitis9]

Earn the most kills to win. Then contact the authorities

[@winSonoma]

4:54 Take care, AI. What you say is
H E R E S Y .

[@ajflink]

Fret is pretty much Prompto.

[@dinkydinky821]

"I FEEL THE NEED FOR SEED" wtffff😂😂

[@jxff2000]

that’s what she said!

[@UbeR000]

Cric as a 90 movie mom:
Ooo someone’s gonna be maad

[@CyberTheWerewolf]

God I love having Goro Akechi as my AI.

[@friccle_]

The suit AI’s are my favorite part

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

4:10 RvB reference.

[@9123a]

7:04

[@tickletenders]

Ight hear me out. Microsoft Sam and Mike suit AIs.

[@roseclaw13]

Now I just want an animated collection

[@Clipsium_27]

If it continues to move "kill it harder"

[@junkbotrplore4294]

Which one said I don’t wanna say master chief has competition but well he does I want an AI that compliments my every move

[@thonking7193]

that was CIRC

[@junkbotrplore4294]

Thank you

[@RainbowBuster]

Honestly, I feel like Fret and me are one in the same

[@BengalaFraca]

8:32 WHAT?

[@gaming_hamster700]

i love fret

[@azharrizvi8472]

I’m tied between LUMU and BUTLR but BUTLR’s free so he wins the sauce

[@jonjones66696]

Na Joseph Staten, of you know you know

[@jonjones66696]

Joseph staten the GOAT ❤️

[@owenburns730]

Fret is my favorite AI.

[@yigakong1187]

BUTLR is the least hit or miss to me

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

circ terrifies me.

[@nindoboi2270]

LUMU scares me.

[@FrostFortytwo]

I think they just copied over FAILSAFE AI from Destiny 2 for LUMU xD

[@_yoshivolts_115]

4:22 never heard this one, probably just 'cause I'm too good to lose this bad

[@davidn4956]

None of the dialogue is funny, all of it is annoying and cringe, and it was the worst decision ever for them to make it impossible to turn off.

[@DONG-502]

Bungie's wasn't good either

[@BengalaFraca]

No, it's cool