@@guitarfrehley2171 cs50 is not hard and also for cs50p week 0, = variables, 1 = conditionals, 2 = loops, 3 = exceptions, 4 = libraries, 5 = unit tests, 6 = file I/O, 7 = regular expressions, 8 = oop, 9 = etcetra. also the problems sets are easy and the final project can be whatever.
No offense to complete beginners but anyone who has at least some experience in Java knows how to initialize a program with the main method. If you don’t know how to use the main method you should probably be watching a Java tutorial instead of trying to make Minecraft in it
I was learning the Julia programming language in university, and this is exactly how the lectures went: Lecture 1: Variables Lecture 2: Arrays Lecture 3: Build a convolutional neural network that can recognise various types of animals and vehicles from images, your assignment is due in a week
That moment when the joke is so funny that you feel the need to burst laughing, but you start crying instead due to the flashing memories of how real it is.
After you spend 3 hours studying the code and trying to figure out why it isn't working, you watch the next 2 minutes in the video and guy says "So I actually missed a variable that we need from this imaginary scenario which you'd have no way of knowing or finding on your own, and I'm not gonna tell you which function needs it but you can copy and paste the code in the description below and it should work." Fucking THANKS, FUCKASS.
>Spends 10 minutes explaining how to type a print statement >Just types the most important part of the code in silence without an explanation on how it works
The worst ones are the ones where the guy who asked the question comes back and says "nevermind figured it out" and doesn't say what it was. Like wth man!
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ beginner's tutorial. Since you are here, I expect you to have mastered OOPs, macros, pointers, fstream, enums, and void functions."
And all these Batch Senior Ass Developers teaching other ppl still don't know what Github / Pastebin is just gz for them uploading to hostings where you need to get SUPER ULTRA UBER MEGA GIGA PREMIUM PACKAGE or wait 2 minutes for the download to start and then download with 15kbps limited speed. We all love these people...
@@seamusforever7081 That's funny ... my first object oriented language was C++ and I was actually taught by ... an instructor! ... in a classroom! ... using a textbook designed for that purpose ... without copying anyone else's code because that was CHEATING. And it actually taught me C++! Sure, I had to pay for that class but you get what you pay for.
@@anonymousperson7536 This is a light bulb. If you connect it with a wire and a battery the light lights up..... (some time later)... and this configuration of logic gates creates a half adder.... (some time later)... the assembler coneverts assembly code to binary, which is what the computer understands... (some time later)... the operating system allows the user to interact with the hardware.. (some time later)... and this parse tree determines the order of operation.... (and finally, after several eons)... this is how we write hello world in java
This is pretty much every computer lesson I got in school as a kid (back in the '80s). Surprisingly, everyone else in my classes seemed to get it & started programming cool animations immediately; meanwhile I was sitting there looking for the ANY key..
@@pr00009 Not good advice, learning is much easier when you have motivation and a goal in mind. Learning for the sake of learning is not as interesting or motivating.
@Alex Smith nowadays documentations are written by actual ppl not monkeys so learning a language directly from the language's homepage is the fastest way to cover it all.
@@michka841 except arrays arent. *but you do use similar things often, knowing how arrays work help in every of other language with lists, tuples, dictionary, arraylist, arrays etc.
@Nacrocent your relatable comment about how relatable that guy's relatable comment about how relatable HIS relatable comment is relatable to this relatable comment section is, is quite relatable.
MONKEYDUE 23 Your relatable comment about how relatable this one guys relatable comment is regarding how relatable that guys relatable comment is upon how relatable the original guys relatable comment was in discussing how relatable the comment section is, is resoundingly relatable.
I bought the course and almost all of it is in a completely different language, the language I’m using has 4/60 chapters interpreted last updated 4 months ago
This tutorial was so helpful, I showed this to my 9 year old daughter and now she is a professional programmer who works for Google and Microsoft, thanks so much, keep up the good work 🤗
Ev Res at that point, you're no longer helping out the person who asked the question. You're just putting the answer out there in case someone else who has the same problem stumbles onto it.
@TulburalX There's 2 versions of the song. There's "Fade", which is the original NoCopyrightSounds release, then later came "Faded", which is the one you're thinking of
It'd honestly felt like this in my beginner coding classes. We went from x=1 to build us a node based priority queue using heap sort to print out the 100th smallest number in a random generator that prints out 1000000 integers. You cannot use a linked list and u must include swim and sink function. I cried that night
@viral.clips247 very often in these assignments it's specified that you cannot use built-in structures so that you create your own from scratch. Thats probably what they meant.
“i have this problem” 2 month later “anyone got a solution?” 4 months later “help I also have this issue” 3 months later “nvm I fixed it” *Thread closed*
lol I like how the amount of likes on this comment is the phone number for the police.....like who else is gonna enforce proper tutorial technique for programming?
YES!!! What I want is an in depth video explaining what all of those things do. It's like teaching a person how to read by memorizing how single words sound like, instead of teaching the sounds that letters make and how certain combinations can sound a little different.
indeed. that's why i ended up dropping programming for years, and just went on a journey to figure out how things work. after almost a decade of learning how different systems work (linux, windows, *nix), and how different parts in the system can be implemented without the other parts, i came back to programming. i finally "get it", but it was such a waste of time, had they explained it properly, and had a more lucid teaching method it wouldn't have been so time wasting
Or worse when they do: "I hope you get this but in case you don't, don't worry you really don't need to go that deeply to complete the (online) course. Just copy paste the code and everything should work just fine."
"eiisisjoskdbdioska" "I have decrypted their ip and packet sql sniffing injected hwid c++ kali linux and other very much h4x0r words into their mainframe"
@@c0smo709 *enters green program bsjdjddojs0293838483839ospdlrpskkdj))AAA (beep noises) I have now entered the ip of the secret military base and i have obtained a full map and their schedules and i was able to hack into their systems so i can help you get inside the secret lab and kill the evil president (beep noises) jsksprpepeleprjfop9108282928282829928292 i now have took down a stealth plane and i hacked the whole robot system (more beeps) Kdkdldpdp00000 I found a picture of the man who got kidnapped for their secret lab from the military pc and decrypted their password so you can get the intel
~~hey, may I join the hacking party?~~ sounds interesting (its random language bruh) let alien language; yield; initiate{ //buka ich pinto putih konfigurasi wasd = gerakan pemain akij w akam nakareg naped akij s akam nakareg gnakaleb akij a akam nakareg irik akij d akam nakareg nanak dekribsa shosi kai se berhasil dekribsa shosi pesan.log(shosi) abjad.text[a;z;1;26] misal F = 27 - abjad ganti.abjad.text[F] misal pesan2 = dapatkan.reply.pesan.log() akij pesan.log() = pesan2 dm[Hah `pesan2`?!!!;120.18.99.157] } terminasi; message.log(its alien language);
"This issue is a duplicate of the other issue" *thread locked for being a duplicate* The other issue: 5 years old, no answers. *thread locked for being old*
Programming classes be like: 1: First program 2: Variables 3: User input 4: Loops 5: Lists and arrays 6: Hacking into NASA to fly a rocket to Olympus Mons
So accurate! That's exactly how so many of these "beginner" tutorials go. I just figured out what the heck a variable does and now I'm supposed to understand and follow loops, arrays and lists. How did we get here??
Jesus, nightmares of my college years. An old ass casually racist teacher blabbing for hours about shell sorting and pointers. The DOS IDE for C++ with blue / green colour clash and tests made on paper. Friend of mine put curse words as names for variables.
@@arcadeinvader8086 My Alma Mater had rows of 90s computers with barely functioning hard drives (spinning, of course!). The scene was out of a nightmare. At least the new generation has online education platforms to help them (and in 10 years a 4 years degree will be equivalent to 20 specializations on Coursera).
What they teach you in beginner tutorials: print('HelloWorld') What they expect you to know after the tutorial: *How to simulate reality using a potato.*
I found some very clearly and usefull programming tutorials. But I found also some like on video: Lessons 1-5: "How to create folders containing new web page in WordPress" Lesson 6: "To not waste 20 h for learning basics in HTML, next 20 h for basics in CSS, and next 20 h for basics in PHP, we just copy source code and paste in created folders" Lesson 7: "Voila! You've just learned how to become WordPress developer!"
lol, yes, recently experienced that in Sololearn and some book. we have a very useful function "return" in java that returns a value))) I'm like this "why and where i need to return something, everyting was okay":D explains the simplest things thoroughly, but something a bit complicated - in a nutshell
@oplaza spend 8 hours learning to code everyday and looking at tutorials that don't help for shit. It's relatable/frustrating that's why it's funny to me
When I was learning programming in college my course teaching q basic consisted of the teacher telling us to read the book and telling us it is simple.
@@ionitaa yeah, staying and not understanding why dont the code work, but if someone asks you why nothing works you just reply "it's not finished yet, it wouldnt start"
Studied mechanical engineering in college but work as a software engineer now- I think this applies to pretty much all stem majors lol, did a lot of googling for meche too.
they be like "okay so we are gonna learn this code" *after going over every detail of some complex ass code* "however, you will not ever use this code because it is outdated and we will use this instead"
Anonymous because you have to read it 3-5 times before you understand it cause it’s written so poorly. Plus the fact that it’s not even that funny, you can literally hear someone type over a mic no matter what they’re doing not just notepad. Unless I’m missing something this comment deserves to be “underrated”
programing tutorials be like: part one: lets dive into the basics part two: why are we alive part three: deep dive into partial differential equations and Nonhomogeneous differential equations.
“I’ll tell you what this function does in a second”
*never tells you what the function does*
Yes.
It makes your computer do... Stuff
@@ultimaxkom8728 no entendi ni mergas
@@naig2732 Exactly.
SO TRUE
you forgot the part where you say "Don't worry about this for now"
Out of all the 'you forgot this', your one's actually the most accurate
Man it's hurt
Taylor Otwells favorite phrase
And then they say "it will be clearly and ez for you in the next courses " but actually it s just get more complcated
And then in the next lesson they just assume you already understand that
*"Don't worry about this part, we'll come back to it later"*
And then they never do
Oh Jesus no not that one, that one is the most cursed thing that could be said in all computer-related subjects😂😂
Desruc si taht.
For y'all read backwards
why i read this in indian accent
Week 1 - variables
Week 2 to 3 - conditionals
Week 4 to 6 - loops
Assignment - Minecraft
literally my programming class for c++ and i was like wtf😭
Week 5 - Profit!
CS50 in a nutshell
@@guitarfrehley2171 cs50 is not hard and also for cs50p week 0, = variables, 1 = conditionals, 2 = loops, 3 = exceptions, 4 = libraries, 5 = unit tests, 6 = file I/O, 7 = regular expressions, 8 = oop, 9 = etcetra. also the problems sets are easy and the final project can be whatever.
@@math2163and who are you?
“you can download the codes in my description”
*empty description*
"The link for the code is in the description."
Link no longer works.
happened to me a few days ago
Or in Patreon
This one pisses me off
Too true
"I'll explain it in the next part"
*last posted 7 years ago*
666 LIKE MUAHAHAHAH
_Guts theme plays_
lol rip
Also incredibly accurate.
pain.
“Link in the desc”
Desc: thanks for watching
THIS. It's this every time
Look at it now haha
xD
I AM DYING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
-404 not found.
-the download is no longer available.
You forgot the part where there are 113 errors detected after copy pasting the code.
damn verified channel!
EXACT FUCKING LY
That's only if you are following step-by-step letter by letter what he is doing, and ofc you get 113 errors while it works fine for him
@@jimmer4039well why is exact doing that to ly did ly give it consent
I didn't expect you here 😂
“You know how it goes”
I do not know how it goes.
Ikr, everytime someone says this im like:"No i don't wtf that's the reason i'm watching your tutorial bcs i don't know..."
"Why else would I watch your-"
No offense to complete beginners but anyone who has at least some experience in Java knows how to initialize a program with the main method. If you don’t know how to use the main method you should probably be watching a Java tutorial instead of trying to make Minecraft in it
@@rayenaouadi3190 I think most people here are just joking ;-;
LOOOOL
*Opens Notepad and starts typing*
"Hello guys, today..."
And Linkin Park - In The End playing at the background
@@mac-w0rm hahahahahhahajsnsvsbabskaha you killed me
@Брандон Кeллeр OOOOOOOOF
Unregistered HyperCam 2
@@mac-w0rm I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
There is also those 2 comments next to each other
“It worked perfectly thanks”
“It doesn’t work”
Y E S
@@hellothom N O
"If doesn't work....."
And the assistant's explanation of all the dumbass mistakes you made.
and then theres the comment who summens that up for publing mind sharing
I was learning the Julia programming language in university, and this is exactly how the lectures went:
Lecture 1: Variables
Lecture 2: Arrays
Lecture 3: Build a convolutional neural network that can recognise various types of animals and vehicles from images, your assignment is due in a week
That moment when the joke is so funny that you feel the need to burst laughing, but you start crying instead due to the flashing memories of how real it is.
@@DreamingConcepts that was my 🧠 brain few seconds ago!!
there isn't much work left after you've imported pytorch / keras...
U from norway?
You took programing basics in first year didn't you
"so we had a mistake but I fixed it. anyways...."
BUT WHERE WAS THE MISTAKKKKEEEEEEEEE
YEEEAHH WHERRE ARE THEYYY
"But I will leave finding that mistake up to you for your learning experience"
After you spend 3 hours studying the code and trying to figure out why it isn't working, you watch the next 2 minutes in the video and guy says "So I actually missed a variable that we need from this imaginary scenario which you'd have no way of knowing or finding on your own, and I'm not gonna tell you which function needs it but you can copy and paste the code in the description below and it should work." Fucking THANKS, FUCKASS.
Omg i have heared this one 😂😂😂
Another to consider is "Source code in the description" with a broken Dropbox link or no link at all.
#FuckDropbox for deciding to just break all existing links for literally no reason
Why is this the most relatable comment I've seen in the last ever
Relatable
lol very true
Fuck this is true
“You know how it goes”
“No. No I don’t”
"It's okay if you don't. Just don't worry about this part for now. Copy it down"
This butters my sandwich
@@supernana7263 Shut up no one cares
@@walidfakhfakh3660 about you.
1k like!
"What this does is make your computer... Like... Do stuff"
Gold
"Leave a comment if you have a question"
*Comments are disabled*
ı drop from the bed
underrated dude
@Felipe Gomes
Exactly, lol
@Felipe Gomes most annoying
KKKKKKKKKKKK
They actually go into a painful level of detail for everything you already knew and then just skim over the things you actually needed explained.
@Kaleb Bruwer, that's when you realize they learned from the same video tutorial you learned from before they recorded their own... 🤣
True
THIS. IS. SO. ACCURATE. There is 2 types of tutorials, the actually helpful ones and the ones that just adds to my confusion
SO FUCKING TRUE AND IRRITATING
>Spends 10 minutes explaining how to type a print statement
>Just types the most important part of the code in silence without an explanation on how it works
"if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
*checks the comments*
a giant sea of questions
literally no answers
This is best comment 😂🤣
Very true, the whole internet is burning while the uploader is snooring
"if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
*comments are closed*
i liked it turned form 2.9k to 3k
@@realcartoongirl nerd
“I did some building off camera”
nah thats gonna be so hard to ctach up lol
Part 2: "I made some minor changes off camera" *shows completely rewritten code with advanced syntax that was just introduced to the language*
A different coding language all together. Different compiler too.
@@DonGamerGuy a language he has created himself and that only he understands
@@David-hl9iv "if you're using windows, mac, or linux, this won't work".
@@DonGamerGuy How about Fuchsia?
@@Miles300s Temple OS only. Sorry.
- Error in code
-Searches Google for an answer
- Finds that someone had the same question
- It was from 2012 and it has no replies...
The worst ones are the ones where the guy who asked the question comes back and says "nevermind figured it out" and doesn't say what it was. Like wth man!
@@55spiros1 Or even better, edited out the original post to only say "nvm, figured out"
Same happend to me so many times lol
this is so accurate I felt physical pain
Who were you denvercoder9, WHAT DID YOU SEE?
Instructor: Don't worry this course is for beginners.
Also instructor: C C+ C++ and Mandarin are required to complete this course.
MagmaVision mandarin
Hahahahahhahaha
don't wannna be that guy, but there's no C+ maybe you meant C#
@Andrei-Vladimir Nedel That’s the point.
@@vladimirnedel *doesn't want to be that guy* *proceeds to be that guy*
"So, before starting this Python tutorial, I expect you to already have mastered C++"
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ tutorial. Also, I expect you to have already mastered Python before this."
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ beginner's tutorial. Since you are here, I expect you to have mastered OOPs, macros, pointers, fstream, enums, and void functions."
Ngl c++ is so much easier
I mean, python libraries are written in C ++, mostly, so that's on point
Wait a minute i will be back
A year later: so where are we
"You can get this giant wall of code from the link in the description"
*Link has been dead for 3+ years*
True
And you retyping this code manualy from the video like a moron
@@Not_SatoruGojo Shhhss... I'm still typimg ... Balls! I mismelled tiepin
Jesus this joke is way too good.
And all these Batch Senior Ass Developers teaching other ppl still don't know what Github / Pastebin is just gz for them uploading to hostings where you need to get SUPER ULTRA UBER MEGA GIGA PREMIUM PACKAGE or wait 2 minutes for the download to start and then download with 15kbps limited speed.
We all love these people...
"This doesn't work, could you help me with this error?"
Posted 12 years ago.
"Nvm fixed it"
Posted 11 years ago.
I left a comment to help. (Remember to read the edit) AFTER your done.
@@MrLeyr and then the mods close the thread
I can confirm
Every programming doubt
This is so accurate, even not having the code in the description is accurate
Lmao
@@seamusforever7081 I knowww
@@seamusforever7081 That's funny ... my first object oriented language was C++ and I was actually taught by ... an instructor! ... in a classroom! ... using a textbook designed for that purpose ... without copying anyone else's code because that was CHEATING. And it actually taught me C++! Sure, I had to pay for that class but you get what you pay for.
@@RedSiegfried im learning java, It is good to be my first language?
ikr so annoying
‘’This is the best tutorial I could find.🙂
Keep up the good work!👌’’
Are literally all the comments beneath those videos
Ikr
Like are they even watching the same video?
@@degariuslozak2169lol fr or just bots
I swear they r all npc comments
"Video is straight to the point. Thank you!"
*video is 300 hours long*
they are definitely deleting all the bad comments
"Remember this because you'll need it later"
*Speeds through the code*
You forgot-
"I've already told you this in previous lectures and tutorials"
Intergalactic Baby this one hurts
-uploader only has one video* Bruh..
Every commenter: Thank you this is exactly what I was looking for
me: this is not what i'm looking for
Me: *to myself* fuck why am I so dumb how are you guys getting this??
every bloody time D:
😳
you taught me in 25 seconds what my university professor couldn't teach me in 15 years.
"It's actually super simple."
"Don't worry about this now, I'll explain later." "You'll get the hang of it, now just roll with the tutorial."
1 k likes in one day? You guys are deppressed
@@walidfakhfakh3660 wtf just happened :o
@@anonymousperson7536 This is a light bulb. If you connect it with a wire and a battery the light lights up..... (some time later)... and this configuration of logic gates creates a half adder.... (some time later)... the assembler coneverts assembly code to binary, which is what the computer understands... (some time later)... the operating system allows the user to interact with the hardware.. (some time later)... and this parse tree determines the order of operation.... (and finally, after several eons)... this is how we write hello world in java
@@D3fact01 this but unironically
"Don't worry about this now, I'll explain it later" is the phrase I fear most in literally every tutorial of anything
“You know how it is”
*nervously sweats*
No...no I don’t know how it is.... *hence why the fuck I’m here*
It works, I put in a bash script and it just replied ”no one likes you”
"Yes, yes, how do you do fellow programmers?"
"you know the rules and so do i..."
Black and yellow
"So we are going to create an empty constructor, and what that means is, that the constructor is empty."
XD
*Triggered human noises*
You are describing code academy
Exactly, lol
Oh yeah floor is made of floor
This is pretty much every computer lesson I got in school as a kid (back in the '80s). Surprisingly, everyone else in my classes seemed to get it & started programming cool animations immediately; meanwhile I was sitting there looking for the ANY key..
Ikr?
And I'm someone trying to learn it to make alot of things I want to try to
Bruh I hate how I'm in this picture :(
@@darkzeroprojects4245 forget about all those things and just learn it for sake of learning. dont try to learn it to use it for something else.
@@pr00009 Not good advice, learning is much easier when you have motivation and a goal in mind. Learning for the sake of learning is not as interesting or motivating.
@@katto1937 you got no idea what you saying boy
Programmer: does an 8 minute talk about a function just to say it’s unnecessary.
I know right like fuck my life
no programmers do an 8 hour talk about what a variable is
@Alex Smith nowadays documentations are written by actual ppl not monkeys so learning a language directly from the language's homepage is the fastest way to cover it all.
The teacher the entire lesson : *speak about some point like C-array
The teacher at the end : "so but this stuff is largely outdated, don’t do that"
@@michka841 except arrays arent. *but you do use similar things often, knowing how arrays work help in every of other language with lists, tuples, dictionary, arraylist, arrays etc.
"It doesn't matter if you don't get it. Just run it. It works"
yes the error works
Sounds like Old Toddy right there
Error confirmed haha xD
Me! I literally just hope it runs! I don’t care if the codes are right or not 😅
I think my computer is sl o w I n g D o w n O H N O I T S O N
F I R
E Computer has left the chat
This is the most god damn relatable comment section I have ever read
Your comment about how relatable these comments are is the relatable comment I was looking for.
anyone still watching this in 2019?
@Nacrocent your relatable comment about how relatable that guy's relatable comment about how relatable HIS relatable comment is relatable to this relatable comment section is, is quite relatable.
MONKEYDUE 23 Your relatable comment about how relatable this one guys relatable comment is regarding how relatable that guys relatable comment is upon how relatable the original guys relatable comment was in discussing how relatable the comment section is, is resoundingly relatable.
Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
"Buy my course if you want learn what any of this means."
I bought the course and almost all of it is in a completely different language, the language I’m using has 4/60 chapters interpreted last updated 4 months ago
You forgot the part where someone asks a question and the guy hearts it but doesn’t answer
auto like bots are the worst
Underrated comment ;)
❤️
yeah
LMAO
"I have a problem"
"me too"
"me too"
"me too"
"me too"
"thread closed"
GitHub issues in a nutshell
"same issue to this (link), this thread will be closed" follow the link and find yourself in an infinite loop of threads
I hate it when this happens >:/
"jk i fixed it ;)"
God... YES (but rly NO, hate that) these are annoying
And then while your confused the entire comment section is like: *ABABSBABDJJDKA THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH*
This. Hurts.
😂😂😂😂
and also that one guy comments "Help it doesn't work for me"
They lied
*you're
This tutorial was so helpful, I showed this to my 9 year old daughter and now she is a professional programmer who works for Google and Microsoft, thanks so much, keep up the good work 🤗
A question asked 2007
Answer 2019: "I know i am a bit late in this..."
Ev Res “...that OS is 12 years out of date.”
That's simple just use [feature that was added in 2017]
Question in 1960 : "hey guys how to create an array in FORTRAN"
Answer in 2020 : "I’m probably a bit late but..."
Ev Res at that point, you're no longer helping out the person who asked the question. You're just putting the answer out there in case someone else who has the same problem stumbles onto it.
I still appreciate people who do this for my dumbass to stumble along and find the gold nugget answer
It's missing Alan Walker - 'Fade' playing in the background and the little yellow circle around the mouse pointer
@@sskofu that too
It's Fade not Faded (the dude edited his comment so it is correct now aye)
Every tutorial ever.
@TulburalX There's 2 versions of the song. There's "Fade", which is the original NoCopyrightSounds release, then later came "Faded", which is the one you're thinking of
Na that was the "how to install windows vista keygen" tutorial
"If you don't understand now, it's okay, just write down the codes."
"Ok"
the codes 😂
Hahaha
5 years in coding, I still don't understand
It'd honestly felt like this in my beginner coding classes. We went from x=1 to build us a node based priority queue using heap sort to print out the 100th smallest number in a random generator that prints out 1000000 integers. You cannot use a linked list and u must include swim and sink function.
I cried that night
I'm sorry, what?
@@zeventyfive7050 how is u supposed to do it without using a linked list
oh, sorry if you misunderstood, Its just that I don't know what in the actual fuck all of this means lol@@Marzex1x
@viral.clips247 very often in these assignments it's specified that you cannot use built-in structures so that you create your own from scratch. Thats probably what they meant.
Ah yes, funny words
When the title is in English but the tutorial is in 1380's Danish.
PeliChan AHAHAHAGDGFH
Indian youtubers: hold my title
ua-cam.com/video/Z9zKZocFYpM/v-deo.html lol
I'm from Denmark lol🇩🇰
ThePhilM congratulations
"Now, this may look complex at first but it's actually really simple."
i really hate it xD
That’s what every goddamn teacher told me.
“The code will be in the pin comment"
**Comments turned off**
I actually just came across one of these the other day.
@Stark Industries but I saw red vent
cuz yt put it as "Made for kids"
THATS SO TRUe
0_0
"you know how it is" gets me every time.
Every programmers worst nightmare: *This question has not been answered on StackOverflow*
Going through that 😔
Someone has to post the questions :P.
@Ahmed Anssaien Plays but using libraries from area 51 and alien logic that doesn't fit your program in any way because it's better their way
that hitted me harddd
"Nvm I got it now".
And then proceeds to never tell us what it is.
I can confirm this is how my programming classes were...
I used to see you allll the time in random videos way back in the day lol
pretty accurate for both types of classes
This class was respondible to make me lose a whole college semester...
ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
I think it was in x0.000000000025 speed tho
“i have this problem”
2 month later
“anyone got a solution?”
4 months later
“help I also have this issue”
3 months later
“nvm I fixed it”
*Thread closed*
Fuuuuck this is too real
I'm the 800th liker
And never gave the solution
Discord programming servers are lifesavers instead of a year later its fixed within the week by helpful strangers
@@imie-nazwisko find it by urself boomer
"U dont have to worry about it if u r just a beginner"
🙂
“I don’t understand, it won’t work”
-comment from 10 years ago that got a like from the uploader but no response
Or either these two:
"I'll PM you the answer"
"Nevermind figured it out"
What do you mean??
Uploader: I also dont understand it, but this stuff needs to be here to work ;
humanity stopped programming...
He had internet!
"This is the best tutorial on YT, nobody else explained it so clearly as you did"
Accurate
omg xD
Ikr
Hahahaha
[mumbles incoherently for 30 minutes]
Highest rated comment: "Finally someone who explained this in a way I can understand."
Or instead of having a mic just type all of the instructions very slowly on a note window
Que Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape
When you dont have a mic or you dont have any speaking skills, the next logical step is to make UA-cam tutorials.
Faaaaaaaark that's the worst hahaha
@@Spaztron64 Unregistered Hypercam 2 lol
Broken english with indian accent would do the job too
0:13 OMG THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
“Let’s call it something like... “Hello World””
And then they do a round about and dumb way to print "Hello World!"
Relatable
Glasmacher...
Lmaooooo
I saw a video like dat I don’t remember the one where they print hello world
Your voice isn’t muffled enough, I could hear you too clearly for this to be a proper tutorial.
and its not in 360p upscaled to 720p for absolutely nothing of interest being clearly visible. ah those where the days
and he doesn't have a indian accent
Its a joke
I'm aware of that.
lol I like how the amount of likes on this comment is the phone number for the police.....like who else is gonna enforce proper tutorial technique for programming?
How to draw an owl:
Step 1: draw a circle
Step 2: draw the rest of the owl
r/RestOfTheFuckingOwl
@@Pokemonzeldabro Shut up no one cares
Walid Fakhfakh Ok buddy
How to draw a circle:
First I draw this head
Then I erase some of the details
Then one, two, three... a circle thingy...
@@killerkitten7534 that remembers me an episode of spongebob
I expected this code to print "hello world" into the terminal.
"If you have any doubts, post it in the comment section."
*Never replied to anyone
Well, they never said that they would reply lmao
@@juancruz2337 hahahah trueee
@@juancruz2337 Made my day lol.
LoL
@@juancruz2337 i was drinking and almost spit my water out lmao
You forgot the seven minutes of him explaining what’s been going on in his life recently at the beginning
LMAO
"I was kicked out of the house when i was in highschool"
Plot twist: Programmers don't have lives.
Thenewboston haha
@@gandalfgrey91 LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 I was like stfu just teach already
The tutorial should be 40 minutes long filled with "Ahem... umm... well... you see..."
and also have the guy explain and excuse for a noise in the background that you wouldn't have noticed if he didn't have mentioned it.
"wait... why didn't that work? Just a second, let me..."
Forgot: so...
"Actually"
"See? Very easy.. ummmmmmm"
Ah the two types of programming tutorials
20 minutes of hello world
Or
2 minutes of sha 256 and its application in block chain and military encryption
And the video has like two comments from ten years ago that are "thx" and someone having problem with the code.
LOL so true
thx
tttc
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahhahahahahahahah
its those indians man. somehow they figure it all out even with absolute minimal explanation
“My game isn’t working”
“Restart the game”
“Thanks, it works now”
“It didn’t work for me, what else can I do?”
*Thread Closed*
YOu NEed tO opeN a neW threaD tO aSK NeW questIonS yOU dUMBass
@@tralphstreet LMAO.
Nikephor Duplicate question, thread closed.
MowPow it hurts because it’s true
@@ex-gz5xw Mod reply: Please read the rules and use the search function next time.
Me: *Literally started and came here because of google search..*
The only thing missing is "let the bodies hit the floor" and someone typing into notepad
and speaking with a strong weird accent and being 9 years old
*Unregistered Hypercam 2*
@@lexionis3901 Bandicam
or "009 Sound System - Dreamscape"
@@LaZZeYT them vibes
YES!!!
What I want is an in depth video explaining what all of those things do.
It's like teaching a person how to read by memorizing how single words sound like, instead of teaching the sounds that letters make and how certain combinations can sound a little different.
indeed.
that's why i ended up dropping programming for years, and just went on a journey to figure out how things work.
after almost a decade of learning how different systems work (linux, windows, *nix), and how different parts in the system can be implemented without the other parts, i came back to programming.
i finally "get it", but it was such a waste of time, had they explained it properly, and had a more lucid teaching method it wouldn't have been so time wasting
"Next week is part two. Stay tune."
Next week: "Today is a new series. I'm going to teach you..."
Honestly bro
True
Yeah bro..
3 years later finally an episode 2
im still waiting for the next part of ten different programming tutorial projects
The programmer version of “So I did some mining off-camera...”
TECHNOBLADE-
@@clairenime bruh the meme started way b4 technoblade
@@aj-eu2fu oh nooooooooo :(
Yeah I only mined for what... an eternity? Now I have 20 large chests filled with shulker boxes filled with blocks of resources.
@@wynautwobbuffet956 Spoilers: they cheated
"Now just write this here, don't worry I'll explain what this does later"
*_never explains what it does_*
Or worse when they do:
"I hope you get this but in case you don't, don't worry you really don't need to go that deeply to complete the (online) course. Just copy paste the code and everything should work just fine."
The hardest part of learning programming... The people don't explain anything lol
@@meanmr.mustard4268 the fuck?
-Trying to code
-Looks up tutorial
-5 seconds in:
“Download and import this pack which is essential and 99% of the project”
-I’m using a browser
It's like hackers in the movies typing "hfhskaksnsbsasajsj" in Word and saying "I'm in"
"eiisisjoskdbdioska" "I have decrypted their ip and packet sql sniffing injected hwid c++ kali linux and other very much h4x0r words into their mainframe"
@@c0smo709
*enters green program bsjdjddojs0293838483839ospdlrpskkdj))AAA (beep noises)
I have now entered the ip of the secret military base and i have obtained a full map and their schedules and i was able to hack into their systems so i can help you get inside the secret lab and kill the evil president
(beep noises) jsksprpepeleprjfop9108282928282829928292 i now have took down a stealth plane and i hacked the whole robot system
(more beeps)
Kdkdldpdp00000
I found a picture of the man who got kidnapped for their secret lab from the military pc and decrypted their password so you can get the intel
~~hey, may I join the hacking party?~~
sounds interesting
(its random language bruh)
let alien language;
yield;
initiate{
//buka ich pinto putih
konfigurasi wasd = gerakan pemain
akij w akam nakareg naped
akij s akam nakareg gnakaleb
akij a akam nakareg irik
akij d akam nakareg nanak
dekribsa shosi
kai se
berhasil dekribsa shosi
pesan.log(shosi)
abjad.text[a;z;1;26]
misal F = 27 - abjad
ganti.abjad.text[F]
misal pesan2 = dapatkan.reply.pesan.log()
akij pesan.log() = pesan2
dm[Hah `pesan2`?!!!;120.18.99.157]
}
terminasi;
message.log(its alien language);
@@indriyantoYin warga +62
Lmaoooooooooooo
"Link in description."
Mega: "The file you are trying to download is no longer available."
More like:
Link in description: MEGAUPLOAD.com/someuploadedshit
😐
You mean google drive
Worst feeling
Sry but who in the world isn't using Google drive / mediafire
@@commander_red ..MEGA users? More people use it than you may think.
After 4 years of engineering college student life, I could tell this is 80% accurate the other 20% is Indian tutorials and Google searching.
Yup
This about sums it up
The indian tutorials are honestly lifesavers considering electronics, programs and math
@@grimpixelations6017 True, they are the way to go if you're stuck somewhere. Oh and of course, stack overflow
Google saved my career
"I'll explain it in the next part"
last posted 10 years ago💀
We'll start with something simple like hello world
*2 mins later*
Ok, now we've created gta 6
“And we’ll just add one more line”
*Minecraft 2 launches*
We'll start with something simple.
*2mins later*
And thats how we use PHP to manipulate NASA computers
What about HL3??
No it should be now we have created { A robot with magical powers 😂😂🤣}
I know it was not funny 😸
“You can tell what this code does because of the way it is.”
Ah I see, your a man of culture aswell.
That’s pretty neat.
Stackoverflow post from 7 years ago
"Hey guys I have this problem, help"
**Deleted**
"Holy shit that actually worked! You're a lifesaver"
Or its "nevermind i figured it out"
*thread locked*
"This issue is a duplicate of the other issue"
*thread locked for being a duplicate*
The other issue: 5 years old, no answers.
*thread locked for being old*
*Googles a question*
Question leads to a forum
Answer: Just use google.
alternatively its a 7 year old post that worked 7 years ago, but now no-longer works due to (insert update) but its the only post you can find
@@IdleByte8000 And asking it yourself gets closed as duplicate linking to that outdated one.
Programming classes be like:
1: First program
2: Variables
3: User input
4: Loops
5: Lists and arrays
6: Hacking into NASA to fly a rocket to Olympus Mons
Step 1: Here's how to declare a variable.
Step 2: Reverse sort a multi-layered array.
So accurate! That's exactly how so many of these "beginner" tutorials go. I just figured out what the heck a variable does and now I'm supposed to understand and follow loops, arrays and lists. How did we get here??
Jesus, nightmares of my college years. An old ass casually racist teacher blabbing for hours about shell sorting and pointers. The DOS IDE for C++ with blue / green colour clash and tests made on paper. Friend of mine put curse words as names for variables.
@@azmodanpc Every time a professor mentions a pen-and-paper programming test 20-30 students do a cost-benefit analysis for burning the college down
@@arcadeinvader8086 My Alma Mater had rows of 90s computers with barely functioning hard drives (spinning, of course!). The scene was out of a nightmare. At least the new generation has online education platforms to help them (and in 10 years a 4 years degree will be equivalent to 20 specializations on Coursera).
You’re bringing back horrifying memories
Indian accent + harsh keyboard typing needed
And a gamer chair
It also needs *unregistered hypercam 2* in it as well 😂
A notepad and non-copyright dupstep full volume
ua-cam.com/video/mHbrCtjwI3Q/v-deo.html
Hello guys before we start,this video is sPonSored by rAid FuckIng legend
This is basically how every game's "absolute beginner level" modding utility works.
*Cough Cough* Gmod
Dude im like 666
Elimenso and Elimenser is his level of coding by Humilizarder
Paradox mods are easy doe
start with learning either C# or java. Id recommend C# because it's easier, and you'll pick up java very quickly because both are very similar.
Short and straight to the point, good job
UA-camr: “if you have any questions, leave them in the comments and i’ll answer them
Also youtuber: _comments are turned off_
"We will walk through the rest of the codes in part 2."
*never makes a part 2*
Leaves the comment open, never answer to one
"Don't worry about this for now" - never gets back to it again
once I read a comment asking like "Hey, how do I call this function from outside?"
the youtuber gave the comment a heart
and never answered
So guys I did some of cam digging a little bit *Has 10 chest stacked with diamonds, netherite and blocks*
“What this does is it makes your computer do stuff... so yeah”
Bizzy He is not wrong.
Read this a second second late lol
What they teach you in beginner tutorials: print('HelloWorld')
What they expect you to know after the tutorial: *How to simulate reality using a potato.*
"I need help with the potato part"*small voice*
Tutorials:
"Hello World!"
Me:
"oWHell lord!"
@@GamingKing-jo9py "*discreetly stretches over and tries to absorb everything from the kid who actually had enough courage to ask*"
Hahah this is so true.
Its easy,you just need to: print(" *reality simulation through potato* ")
I found some very clearly and usefull programming tutorials. But I found also some like on video:
Lessons 1-5: "How to create folders containing new web page in WordPress"
Lesson 6: "To not waste 20 h for learning basics in HTML, next 20 h for basics in CSS, and next 20 h for basics in PHP, we just copy source code and paste in created folders"
Lesson 7: "Voila! You've just learned how to become WordPress developer!"
“So this function, that is 400 lines long, just returns the array of strings, I don’t need to explain it, it’s simple”
LMFAOOO. IIM DYING
Bro this is literally how every tutorial are 😅
lol, yes, recently experienced that in Sololearn and some book. we have a very useful function "return" in java that returns a value))) I'm like this "why and where i need to return something, everyting was okay":D
explains the simplest things thoroughly, but something a bit complicated - in a nutshell
@oplaza spend 8 hours learning to code everyday and looking at tutorials that don't help for shit. It's relatable/frustrating that's why it's funny to me
When I was learning programming in college my course teaching q basic consisted of the teacher telling us to read the book and telling us it is simple.
Being a programmer:
5% programming
5% scratching your head
90% Googling
15% Google stuff, 65% acting like an excentric genius to all non-programming people you know.
@@ionitaa yeah, staying and not understanding why dont the code work, but if someone asks you why nothing works you just reply "it's not finished yet, it wouldnt start"
@@ionitaa I cant cout and cin stuff in c++... Am I one of the cool guys now?
Studied mechanical engineering in college but work as a software engineer now- I think this applies to pretty much all stem majors lol, did a lot of googling for meche too.
10% programming
10% googling/reading documentaion
80% looking into abyss and thinking "My God! What have I done!?"
"You can copy the code from my website. The link is in the description."
Me: * Opens the link*
*This domain is up for sale.*
lol so relatable
PRAY TO THE WAYBACK MACHINE
@@arsenicuu but their site was so temporary that wayback machine got nothing but crickets...
@@arsenicuu Robots.txt
@@arsenicuu Amen.
they be like
"okay so we are gonna learn this code"
*after going over every detail of some complex ass code*
"however, you will not ever use this code because it is outdated and we will use this instead"
"just follow me and you should be good to go"
*Instantly gets 100 errors with the same code on Visual studio*
*old version
:))
so true
fixed all of them, got 10000 errors
InteliSense
@@DFE-wu9lq nooo dude don't remind me of intellisense
My favorite ones are when they’re typing in notepad but they have a mic because you can hear them typing and their heavy ass breathing
Underatet comment Bro
🤣🤣🤣
Haha
literally every tutorial from 2006-2010
@@leader6303 Also every mediocre tutorial from 2006-2016
Anonymous because you have to read it 3-5 times before you understand it cause it’s written so poorly. Plus the fact that it’s not even that funny, you can literally hear someone type over a mic no matter what they’re doing not just notepad. Unless I’m missing something this comment deserves to be “underrated”
And the tutorial is from 3 years ago and there’s one dude having the same problem as you in the comments but no reply
AzMa Nah, there is one reply. It’s from the same person that asked the question and it says “Nvm figured it out.”
@@Popcornio but no code or logic
Every time 😂
Popcornio people who say that need to be shot in the back of the head
Or there is a reply but that replay says this,
"Yeah I don't know either, same problem"
Drives me up a wall.
programing tutorials be like:
part one: lets dive into the basics
part two: why are we alive
part three: deep dive into partial differential equations and Nonhomogeneous differential equations.
I don’t know what those are and im never going to use them but can you summarize in like a couple sentences anyway