*5 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *4 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *3 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *2 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...* *1 second to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
My benevolence did naught to protect my realm... But I can still take up arms and dunk If Slamming will save my subjects, THEN I WILL BECOME HISTORY'S MOST BALLIN QUEEN.
"Are you still alive? Going for a three-pointer." "Are you still alive? Engaging precision targeting." "Target area delineated. Commencing three-pointer."
bro i know this is a joke but we need minigames and all sorts of other shit to do for fun in this game. Like an amusement park or something where you can hang out with your friends and do fun things. Fall Guys was a good push in that direction, but we need more!
"It's overtime Sphene, We will slam for you! "No! I won't let you, you can't ! ...I WILL PROTECT MY PEOPLE'S MID-COURT LINE!" "Leave that ballgame with us now....We will dunk it in your stead!"
"Barkley!" "I know your pain, I really do, and I know that you won't be swayed from your course, but if there's no other way to resolve this, then slam with me! Not as a machine but the real you!" [ERROR DETECTED IN MEMORY BANKS, DATA FOR THE NBA ALL STAR "CHARLES BARKELY" PARTIALLY RESTORED]
"I understand. I do. And I know you won't be swayed from your court. But if there's truly no other way to resolve this...then face me! Not as a scrub, but as the REAL baller!"
This genuinely goes so damn hard, I've not been able to stop listening to it. A banger of a trial theme, mixed with space jam, and it goes even harder than before? It's peak, I'm afraid. Just like Dawntrail.
Frankly, a masterpiece of remix work. The frantic percussion layers perfectly over the techno frills and percussion, while the lyrics compliment the more emotional string and piano parts. A slam dunk arrangement.
“No world threatening events, they said,” WoL mutters. “Filler beach episode, they said,” grumbles the Warrior of Light as they pull out the orange fruit gummy.
This nearly spoiled the final boss for me a week ago. That said, I knew what I had to seek out once the dust settling, and the artwork alone made it worth it.
Me seeing the Endwalker one: "Why would you do this AND WHY DOES IT SLAP!?" (In between the two I learned some of the music theory for why it worked.) Me seeing this one: "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Dude i hope you continue to make final extensions bosses remix like that, i'm always gagged by the quality and fun/epic vibes of it. plus the shit ton of balling comment always makes me giggle haha. Hope you are having fun doing these ♥
Sphene the queen of Alex-slamdria
Nothing will top this comment
Queen of Alex-slamdria vs Wuk Slamat
For Ballexandria!!!
@@LowIntSpecimen
Dunk Slamat
Kareem Abdul Ja Jabbar
Are you still slammin'? Activating reserve players.
Are you still jammin'? Disengaging backboard.
Target hoop designated. Commencing dunking.
*5 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*4 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*3 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*2 seconds to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
*1 second to Abslamlute Ballthority...*
ANOMALY DETECTED IN SCOREBOARDS
SCORES FOR BALLER 'SPHENE' PARTIALLY RESTORED
DEPLOYING DUNKS
I quoted this in the fight when it came up in trials and the party assumed I was drunk.
My benevolence did naught to protect my realm...
But I can still take up arms and dunk
If Slamming will save my subjects, THEN I WILL BECOME HISTORY'S MOST BALLIN QUEEN.
"This foul is not inevitable! Slam another jam!"
i'm tweeking dude
I love that this is an unofficial tradition with each expansion. So much
This really is the best community.
It's their duty, ya know?
Was there other ones besides Endwalker cause I've seen that one too?
@@PrincessofKeys There’s some for the Alexander raids too!
@@PrincessofKeysone for the twinning, one for ew and now THIS
"Your smile means all is right in the court."
"If I smile, it is because you all jam for me."
naturally, the fate of all reflections comes down to a basketball match
"Are you still alive? Going for a three-pointer."
"Are you still alive? Engaging precision targeting."
"Target area delineated. Commencing three-pointer."
It's what the ancients would've wanted
Not quite what Hydaelin intended when she made the WoL her champion, but if it works it works
bro i know this is a joke but we need minigames and all sorts of other shit to do for fun in this game. Like an amusement park or something where you can hang out with your friends and do fun things. Fall Guys was a good push in that direction, but we need more!
This is how arc 2 will end with a basketball game that why zero wuk lamet and others will be added warrior of light will be point guard vs uiltma
"It's overtime Sphene, We will slam for you!
"No! I won't let you, you can't ! ...I WILL PROTECT MY PEOPLE'S MID-COURT LINE!"
"Leave that ballgame with us now....We will dunk it in your stead!"
"Barkley!"
"I know your pain, I really do, and I know that you won't be swayed from your course, but if there's no other way to resolve this, then slam with me! Not as a machine but the real you!"
[ERROR DETECTED IN MEMORY BANKS, DATA FOR THE NBA ALL STAR "CHARLES BARKELY" PARTIALLY RESTORED]
Criminally Underrated
Shut Up And Jam Gaiden 2 really went places
CHAOS DUNK RAID WIDE
Best one yet tbh
"I am Otis Velona, captain of the royal ballers of Alexandria! Upon mine court you shall not block my point guard nor our fans!"
“To memories of slams and of jams, I bid farewell”
“Bitter memories of games lost, I leave behind.”
Defeating the team of Alex-slamdria on the Golden Courts of Tural cements Azem's legacy as the GOAT.
"If I slam, it is because you all jam for me"
"I understand. I do. And I know you won't be swayed from your court. But if there's truly no other way to resolve this...then face me! Not as a scrub, but as the REAL baller!"
This is peak Final Fantasy XIV
*Wuk Lumat:* Sphene, listen to me. If I cannot change your mind, then allow me to *slam,* and welcome you to the *jam.* 🦁🏀
MANY DUNKS
ONE COURT
ALEXSAMDRIA XIV
"Sphene will never be ballin"
"SPHENE IS FUCKIN BALLIN!"
"SPHENE'S FUCKING BALLIN!!"
"I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game." -The Warrior of Light after Sphene casts Absolute Authority
5 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
4 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
3 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
2 seconds to Chaos Dunk...
1 second to Chaos Dunk...
"PENTADUNK" -Dunkmaster Darius
I got diabetes from this comment.
Echo slam!
@@hope_youhaveagoodday OH NO! WE HAVE TO GO FIGHT GHOST DAD NOW
*Absolute Slam
A Court Reborn
Hoopsward
Stormball
Three-Pointbringer
Enddribbler
And now we are on the Dawn Court
"Deploying Referees"
"We require dunks"
"I will show you the courts beyond"
2:35 genuinely so hype
The sheer desperation in that image of sphene like if she doesn’t slam her people willed be jammed and I’m all here for it.
Apparently this is a tradition in FFXIV. I approve of it greatly.
This genuinely goes so damn hard, I've not been able to stop listening to it. A banger of a trial theme, mixed with space jam, and it goes even harder than before?
It's peak, I'm afraid. Just like Dawntrail.
I may be bawling, but i'm still balling.
Ball’s in your court, adventurer. 5 minutes left in the game, and down by 3. Think you can pull off a miracle?
Frankly, a masterpiece of remix work. The frantic percussion layers perfectly over the techno frills and percussion, while the lyrics compliment the more emotional string and piano parts. A slam dunk arrangement.
If it were you, could you have found another way? With your strength, could you have held fast to the rock without traveling?
I thought FF14 peaked with Slamwalker, then they dropped Dunktrail, Yoshi P and the team always be ballin;.
Jambringers is still the GOAT, no cap on this fat stack.
I hope this remains a tradition every expansion.
"To memories of better seasons, I bid farewell..."
Sphene = Sphere = Ball = Ballin
"Are you still balling? Activating Dunking power"
Happy to see the tradition of slamming FFXIV with Space Jam still alive.
I have no witty pun.
All I got to say is, that picture of the Queen, slammin', is magnificent and brings it all together. Thank you. 🏀💚💛
THE KING RETURNS!!! THE DUNKS ARE ENDLESS!!!!
Now we need the faceoff of the Endslamer vs the Queen of Alexslamdria
THE ETERNAL SLAM
You don't know how genuinely happy I am to see such a recent slamjam on my homepage. We're so back
The Queen’s slam for her people is absolute.
SHE IS BALLING 💯💯💯 🏀
This came on randomly and I was ready to groove but then the vocals started and then I realized it was actually time to jam
“No world threatening events, they said,” WoL mutters. “Filler beach episode, they said,” grumbles the Warrior of Light as they pull out the orange fruit gummy.
WoL is becoming the jaded detective that's "too old for this shit"
The Endsinger finally has a worthy opponent
Forget the Queen! Our greatest foes are the Mamool Jam and their Blessed Dribblings.
*chewing cereal* queen sphene will never be ballin'...
SPHENE BE BLOODY BALLIN!!
Now the expansion has really begun
Our slams may wither and die. But so long as our jams are remembered, we are never truly gone.
I still can't believe Wuk Lamat interrupted our game-winning three point shot just to dunk the ball, earning all the credit for herself
"I will be the most ballin' queen in history"
Wuk Slamat had a hard game, but in the final quarter, we will see who slams with the best... and who will jam with the rest.
That picture cracks me up
Me: Sphene will never ballin'
Me: *spits out cereal*
DEPLOYING SLAMS.
ACTIVATING RESERVE OVERTIME.
Now we just need Shaqiroth to make an appearance in some raids.
Krile style blitzes Speene on the rebound and throws it to Erenville cuz he got the hops! 🥔🏀🐇
SUCH IS TRADITION
We require 3 pointers
with ur strength could you have slamdunked to what is dear without sacrifice?
I will do anything for my homies!
WE ARE PROTECTING TURAL AND EORZEA FROM BEING TURNED INTO CHIPS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
Expansion saved
"If basketball will save my subjects, then i will become space most brutal jam"
That art is amazing lmao
Every new expansion means more new music that will be remixed with Space Jam
that picture is amazing
Sphene with the Slamdevistan 💀
You're the king of ffxiv remixes in my eyes. I can't wait till you get your hands on the raid tracks.
A R E Y O U S T I L L A L I V E ?
Who leaked the theme for EX3?
Damn, didn't know Nobuo Uematsu worked on this song
This nearly spoiled the final boss for me a week ago.
That said, I knew what I had to seek out once the dust settling, and the artwork alone made it worth it.
10 seconds to Absolute Dunk...
I love the fact that we are basically a computer virus.
first Endwalker final boss Space Jam, now Dawntrail final boss Space Jam.
if i ball, it is because you all ball with me...
Surprised no one has done the main Dawntrail theme and Canned Heat yet.
Does every final boss have a workable Space Jam remix?
It's tradition at this point 🤣 and may it continue onward!
Everything does. There are so many Space Jam remixes out there. You needs only know where to look.
Y E S!
this is amazing thank you
I love it. This is spectacular give me 14 more.
Damn this image goes hard
Slam jammin, savin' lalafells & crammin' some yams.
this sounds dope!
More like "Sphene with the SLAMdevistan," amiright?
We're so fucking back
This happens every third trial expansion and it never misses each time lmao
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
Then Wuk Lamat comes in as she slamming the biggest dunk on us
Queen Sphere
slammed in ballitude
And if i were to alley-oop...would you pass?
Me seeing the Endwalker one: "Why would you do this AND WHY DOES IT SLAP!?"
(In between the two I learned some of the music theory for why it worked.)
Me seeing this one: "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!"
HOW DOES THIS WORK! It's like Rise but... with more space jam....
*I N T E R S L A M*
Wait did you change the Title of the video because of my comment ?! or is it some weird Mandela Effect.
Dude i hope you continue to make final extensions bosses remix like that, i'm always gagged by the quality and fun/epic vibes of it. plus the shit ton of balling comment always makes me giggle haha. Hope you are having fun doing these ♥
Awesome song i like it, i did put 2€ to support your mix keep it up 💙💙💙
ABSOLUTE SANDAVISTA AUTHORITY
As is tradition!
As inevitable as the fall of Alexandria
Sphene! Pass it to me!