The WORST Neighbor EVER

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2018
  • Today I talk about lori christensen, aka the neighbor from hell. She got this nickname after terrorizing the poor family across the street!
    Outro: John Soda- Tryna Nut
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  • @JAMARISPEAKS
    @JAMARISPEAKS  5 років тому +595

    Thanks for watching homies, I'll see you tomorrow for Ask Jamari Episode 3. Much love and hit me on my socials @jamarispeaks -mari

    • @faithadjust8573
      @faithadjust8573 5 років тому

      JAMARI love u so much brother keep up the good work fam

    • @dylanjones544
      @dylanjones544 5 років тому +1

      The mean neighbor sge looks like Ellen

    • @kadex5858
      @kadex5858 5 років тому +1

      JAMARI , who was your worst teacher ? And how or what did they do to become so bad?

    • @Andrew-xn4sc
      @Andrew-xn4sc 5 років тому +1

      Senpai you are the only one giving us god content

    • @ChronicTaxEvader
      @ChronicTaxEvader 5 років тому

      That goodfellas reference killed me man keep up the good work

  • @CTajuara
    @CTajuara 5 років тому +1324

    "Very rare white on white criminal activity" lol, that was priceless

  • @adelaidec3432
    @adelaidec3432 5 років тому +709

    I think she did that because she was jealous of the family. She’s an old single lady and I think she felt inadequate deep down and compensated by attacking these people because they had what she didn’t.

    • @queenebony
      @queenebony 4 роки тому +10

      Adelaide C deep lol

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 4 роки тому +20

      QueenEbony Shes most likely right lmao

    • @SonjaElizabethTeal
      @SonjaElizabethTeal 4 роки тому +17

      I'm a old single lady...
      that's no excuse...
      Sounds like she was miserable at 21.🤣

    • @PrincessZaire100
      @PrincessZaire100 4 роки тому +9

      Sonja Teal and she’ll be miserable still at 81

    • @SonjaElizabethTeal
      @SonjaElizabethTeal 4 роки тому +6

      @@PrincessZaire100 YUP!!

  • @lux328
    @lux328 5 років тому +2048

    The bald guy looks like mr.clean

    • @DoomerLoser
      @DoomerLoser 5 років тому +20

      I'm dead lmfao

    • @handburgerman4224
      @handburgerman4224 5 років тому +22

      I knew he looked familiar I just couldn’t place it

    • @thelitkages1156
      @thelitkages1156 5 років тому +7

      yung bratz I wanted to write that damn

    • @BlackOwlMage
      @BlackOwlMage 5 років тому +2

      Bought to say the same

    • @TLTuck5
      @TLTuck5 5 років тому +2

      Anthony R wait that’s not patrick stewart?

  • @billholmes4559
    @billholmes4559 5 років тому +389

    My neighbor is awesome
    He pays me 40 dollars to cut his grass

    • @lucifer5788
      @lucifer5788 4 роки тому +58

      Cherrish those neighbors man. I got an elder next to me. We sit outside and talk about shit.

    • @PattyBandAidz
      @PattyBandAidz 3 роки тому +2

      Yo i saw this and laughed out loud for real

    • @pbufh
      @pbufh 3 роки тому +1

      I make $40 watching the simpsons

    • @lynnkesh254
      @lynnkesh254 3 роки тому +1

      @@pbufh ...How ?

    • @pbufh
      @pbufh 3 роки тому +5

      @@lynnkesh254 union worker

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 5 років тому +1783

    worse than dingleberg from fairly odd parents

  • @aggressivelyamicable5987
    @aggressivelyamicable5987 5 років тому +537

    5:26 "I had a psychological evaluation and they said if I were to have been a man this would not have been happening."
    Was she getting her psych evaluations at Buzzfeed?

    • @taijutsugal
      @taijutsugal 5 років тому +15

      Dark Ascent CoC tumblr probably

    • @adrianjtarrant
      @adrianjtarrant 3 роки тому +1

      Cos a man wouldn’t have acted that way lol

    • @jacyrogers5178
      @jacyrogers5178 3 роки тому +2

      she walked into a frat house and they told her if she was a bro she wouldn’t be tripping 😂😂

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +2

      Cause if she was a man she would never have gotten that far without being arrested earlier

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 роки тому

      @@adrianjtarrant you must live a sad sheltered life, bro

  • @cottoncandyaddict
    @cottoncandyaddict 5 років тому +927

    The worst I had it was living with an insane cult Christian who spoke in tongues and threw my shit away because it didn't glorify God, and the other roommate would binge eat ALL THE FOOD and say the rule is if it's there it's for anyone to eat. Even hiding food in my room didn't work. It was pretty bad but only lasted for a year luckily.

    • @colewlrd1317
      @colewlrd1317 5 років тому +130

      Even though I am a Christian that sounds like living hell

    • @cottoncandyaddict
      @cottoncandyaddict 5 років тому +58

      @John Lydon the issue was that I had gotten fired, and the Christian roommate was getting $1000 a month because her husband died in the army, and my other roommate was getting phat disability checks, so the rent was fully covered by them already, all bills paid poor folks townhome, so they said as long as I cleaned there's no reason for me to work. There's a catch to everything!

    • @ericdoe6955
      @ericdoe6955 5 років тому +37

      As a christian i am deeply ashamed and wish to apologize on the behalf of that douche.

    • @miaposamarie226
      @miaposamarie226 5 років тому +5

      I had s racist roomate so I get you

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 5 років тому +4

      Should've beat their asses

  • @shendrika7
    @shendrika7 5 років тому +264

    I can't wait for my lease to end.
    Choose your roommate carefully and trust your instincts. That's what I've learned.

  • @lukeisagiantsfan
    @lukeisagiantsfan 5 років тому +587

    "She looks like one of those cabbage patch kids that someone didn't take good care of." 😂😂

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 5 років тому +6

      When the creator of the video is so egotistical he love hearts a comment which is a direct copy of what he said with a couple of additional laughing emojis.

    • @jeffreyhogan3087
      @jeffreyhogan3087 5 років тому +3

      @@BlackSlimShady What's wrong with you?

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 5 років тому +2

      @@jeffreyhogan3087 I was merely annoyed at the fact that youtubers love heart a comment which is just there own words with an emoji at the end rather than love hearting legitimate comments

    • @I.luv.my.choppa
      @I.luv.my.choppa 5 років тому +3

      Kieran Bratson you aren’t hurt are you??!

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 5 років тому +1

      @@I.luv.my.choppa well if you dont think it's a legitimate point than I guess there's no help for you. EDIT: And yes you are right, I'm not hurt :)

  • @owl8930
    @owl8930 5 років тому +347

    Leave Professor X and his wife alone!

  • @Simplypsychedelic
    @Simplypsychedelic 5 років тому +130

    "The Guilty talk the Loudest" Maybe you should think about that sign a bit more before putting it on your garage door.

  • @savanna3019
    @savanna3019 5 років тому +531

    “Mayonnaise paradise” 😂😂

  • @TheOnlyNoIan
    @TheOnlyNoIan 5 років тому +489

    It’s Mr. Clean and Honey Boo Boo’s mom

    • @annaburke4277
      @annaburke4277 5 років тому +2

      I was trying to work out who the guy looked like thanks

    • @Trashylife
      @Trashylife 5 років тому +20

      I call that bullshit

    • @ItsKodoTTV
      @ItsKodoTTV 5 років тому

      I litterly just wrote that lol I said he's the Mr clean after Christmas crack

    • @darthvader8982
      @darthvader8982 5 років тому +1

      yeah,Mr.clean look's like he got fired from his job and honey boo boo mom look like she got weight surgery and gained some more weight with that cabbage doll hair.

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 5 років тому +3

      Lol she too small for honey boo boos mom...maybe miss piggy

  • @W1cK3dWizArd
    @W1cK3dWizArd 5 років тому +245

    Weird shit good content keep it up

  • @mayacoleman7126
    @mayacoleman7126 5 років тому +216

    lizard person? he looks like Mr clean

    • @biancab310
      @biancab310 3 роки тому

      And the pee drinking guy

  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 4 роки тому +46

    She’s obviously a psycho freak and even admits that her goal is to make peoples life miserable. Feel bad for whoever lives by her.

    • @meilingflesa8140
      @meilingflesa8140 2 роки тому +1

      I feel bad for her daughter who she was obviously trying to encourage to bully the neighbours too

  • @jqvden.
    @jqvden. 5 років тому +210

    better than yt rewind

  • @ajcadin
    @ajcadin 5 років тому +113

    At my cousins house, their neighbor used to VIDEO TAPE THEM he called the police every time they put one step in his yard that they shared

  • @pivotalpoo6746
    @pivotalpoo6746 5 років тому +117

    0:41
    Wait, wait, wait.
    Is that a hotdog bun with sesame seeds on it?
    We are truly living in 7019.

  • @jaidenfletcher2866
    @jaidenfletcher2866 5 років тому +79

    This reminds me of that episode of the boondocks where grandad kept calling the cops on thugnificent.

  • @whoknows8661
    @whoknows8661 5 років тому +136

    I love this. Most entertaining content I've seen in a while. Had some strange neighbours growing up.

  • @strike_true
    @strike_true 5 років тому +34

    lol we had an old lady that lived next to us who always thought that she owned everything, and she on a couple occasions sprayed flowers we would plant on our yard with weed killer.

  • @mega-hb4re
    @mega-hb4re 5 років тому +22

    This is why I dnt talk to NOBODY in my neighborhood. I'm always to myself to avoid this crap.

  • @scaryjerryofmerrykerriemay2727
    @scaryjerryofmerrykerriemay2727 5 років тому +117

    "...very rare, white on white criminal activity."
    Don't know why but that was the funniest thing I've heard today.

  • @simonjeffus1475
    @simonjeffus1475 5 років тому +92

    1:45 LMAO Womanspreading!!!

    • @JedOlsn
      @JedOlsn 5 років тому +7

      Fuck buzzfeed

  • @chrisrhinehart45
    @chrisrhinehart45 3 роки тому +5

    The way she came outside and sat on that chair tells me everything

  • @cosmicspacebunny4142
    @cosmicspacebunny4142 5 років тому +2

    I had horrible roommates and a horrible neighbor, I would get constantly harassed and threatened on a daily basis. My neighbor would threaten to call the cops and the mental hospital on me almost every day simply because she believed that I was retarded, like she honestly thought that simply being different than her was worthy of getting arrested or sent to a mental hospital.
    She was literally the first person I truly hated to the point where I believed that she deserves death for treating me like absolute garbage.

  • @keelymessino969
    @keelymessino969 5 років тому +29

    When I was younger, my mom my sister and myself lived in apartment. a woman who lives in the complex decided she was best friends with my mom for some reason. She would randomly appear in my kitchen, just stand there. my mom is the Pinnacle of politeness so she just didn't say anything, Honest to God there was this one time that we were all sitting home. this woman just randomly came in her house and started telling us about her, husband and her marital troubles. Her irritable bowel syndrome in fact that hadn’t taken a shit in weeks. WE DID NOT IMVITE HER IN OUR HOUSE. the last time I had any kind of contact with her was shortly after I graduated high school and a friend of mine was actually living with her son, she started telling me how ugly because I didn't wear makeup, she honestly looked like you should be standing on the corner. she was incredibly weird.

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 5 років тому +73

    Good Lord, this Lori (Laurie? Whatever) is disgusting. What a pathetic freakshow. I would not know what to do with this chick.
    Like you, I've had crazy roommates (short-term, thank God) but luckily no psycho neighbors. We actually have the best neighbors in the world next door; Miss Maria cooks up a Mexican feast every Sunday, and every week she hooks up my entire household with deliciousness. If I woke up one day to find someone had replaced Miss Maria with Lori's loony ass, I would probably cry myself to death.
    Loved your commentary on this absurdity; thanks for another awesome video! I bet you're really gonna blow up in 2019; can't wait to say "I was subbed to him way back when..." (Kidding about that last bit, but I seriously can't wait to see your channel get the recognition & growth it deserves! You're really funny and charismatic as hell)🖤

    • @ohno4930
      @ohno4930 5 років тому +1

      That's so sweet! We're not especially close to our neighbors, but there's a family of four on one side, they're fine, not our favorite people but pretty chill. On the other is actually the kids' grandfather. We call him Papaw. He's awesome. Fit for his age, mows our lawn and sometimes pressure washes our house without us even asking him to, (both of my parents work 40+ hours a week and rarely have time, plus my dad has gout and severe arthritis and asthma so it can be hard for him to do physical labor) loves our dog, which is hard to come by because many people, even adults, have been terrified of him. He even lets us come over sometimes and let puppo off the leash in his fenced backyard so we can play fetch with him without worrying about him running away :)

    • @gregbradshaw7220
      @gregbradshaw7220 5 років тому

      Well said Glory Hole

  • @stephanies.2557
    @stephanies.2557 5 років тому +10

    I honestly couldn’t breathe when she did the pennywise dance, like that shit was scarier than that entire movie 😂💯

  • @ArizonaAkinTv
    @ArizonaAkinTv 5 років тому +18

    " this anti meth advertisement " 😂😂😂😂

  • @hugosantamaria2744
    @hugosantamaria2744 5 років тому +5

    Honestly one of the best commentary youtuber that I’ve seen in a long time 👌🏾

  • @Erosss
    @Erosss 5 років тому +10

    Jamari BACK AT IT

  • @Guppyg53
    @Guppyg53 5 років тому +32

    thank jamari for new upload yes

  • @Haruwu01
    @Haruwu01 5 років тому +18

    You're the only person I watch entire videos of lmao
    I love your topics
    BUT DAMN THAT NEIGHBOR

  • @Biscottiii
    @Biscottiii 5 років тому +22

    "I saw mommy kissing a breathalyzerrrr"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuamorales909
    @joshuamorales909 5 років тому +30

    *cocaine issa helluva drug*

  • @roygrimes9205
    @roygrimes9205 5 років тому +2

    I love when I find a new channel that I can binge and enjoy. You sir earned a subscribe!

  • @olibernstein6834
    @olibernstein6834 5 років тому +11

    That crazy lady looks like my art teacher who failed me and gave me 3 referrals that got me suspended. 😂

  • @sanstheskeleton9073
    @sanstheskeleton9073 5 років тому +13

    Another great video!

  • @chriswang8
    @chriswang8 5 років тому +84

    Lmao having a final in 2 hours and still watching your sh!t. Good shtuff.

    • @JAMARISPEAKS
      @JAMARISPEAKS  5 років тому +11

      Good luck buddy

    • @hemikun9979
      @hemikun9979 5 років тому +2

      Tell us if u passed

    • @JedOlsn
      @JedOlsn 5 років тому +1

      Lmao where u live bro

    • @lucasdockerty9507
      @lucasdockerty9507 5 років тому +1

      Hope you did well

    • @chriswang8
      @chriswang8 5 років тому +2

      Lucas Dockerty Ibo Kun JAMARI thanks for all the love, destroyed all them finals like my toilet after Taco Bell.
      Edit: destroyed as in a good way, XD

  • @bradleywinters778
    @bradleywinters778 5 років тому +2

    This is my favorite UA-cam channel keep up the good work

  • @traycannon5793
    @traycannon5793 2 роки тому +1

    Been coming back to your older videos , you used to COME at people bro 😂😂🤘🏽 bring that energy back for the one time

  • @ciann596
    @ciann596 5 років тому +16

    Great video, you deserve more subscribers

  • @ronthemississippigopherfro3094
    @ronthemississippigopherfro3094 5 років тому +4

    Jamari I love your videos, keep up the good work

  • @hihunter7
    @hihunter7 2 роки тому

    Its always nice when there aren't ads on quality videos, i.e. yours. Love when 5 second ads play before >10 second vids. Sometimes it's actually worth it, but rarely

  • @angelcharlie2012
    @angelcharlie2012 5 років тому +2

    I love your videos and commentary. This video makes me soooo happy that I have no neighbors.

  • @anthonya8044
    @anthonya8044 5 років тому +4

    Finally some good content

  • @yago8773
    @yago8773 5 років тому +9

    Thanks for the laugh Jamari like always 😂

  • @RiceDaddy07
    @RiceDaddy07 5 років тому +3

    I just discovered your channel. Totally made my day.

  • @spacebaby314
    @spacebaby314 5 років тому +1

    This is one of my favorite channels to watch 👌

  • @welldog_7689
    @welldog_7689 3 роки тому +9

    Cocaines a hell of a drug.

  • @k31fibonacci
    @k31fibonacci 5 років тому +3

    I love these videos

  • @poison2285
    @poison2285 5 років тому

    Our little Jamari is becoming a big boy now😩😩😩 I’m glad your blowing up

  • @Esqueletor
    @Esqueletor 5 років тому +2

    You be popping out videos faster than Lori files reports

  • @lil_toiletpaper193
    @lil_toiletpaper193 3 роки тому +7

    Jamari predicted Karen’s at the beginning

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE 5 років тому +16

    'Rare white on white crime'
    Okay.. that got me!🤣 I love your jokes man. You just earned a sub! Glad you popped up in my recommendations

  • @number2239
    @number2239 5 років тому

    Dude how hard you work is crazy af🤙🏾💪🏾🔥

  • @vibrantnomad6030
    @vibrantnomad6030 5 років тому

    YES ANOTHER JAMARI VIDEO!

  • @mbeezy5859
    @mbeezy5859 5 років тому +6

    The mayonnaise dream tho fam!!!😂😂😂 Im dyin!!!

  • @legendarymike9589
    @legendarymike9589 5 років тому +15

    4:51 That singin is A1 bro

  • @ArizonaAkinTv
    @ArizonaAkinTv 5 років тому

    Bro your jokes are getting funnier and funnier. Keep it up man great channel and has been for a long time

  • @aperturealpha6760
    @aperturealpha6760 5 років тому

    God damn Jamari! Weekend video! thank you dude! theres never enough content on the weekends on YT!

  • @xtheslump
    @xtheslump 5 років тому +13

    That news reporter bad asf

  • @coreyjames602
    @coreyjames602 5 років тому +5

    I feel attacked on the mayo paradise 😂😂

  • @jessehendry2816
    @jessehendry2816 5 років тому

    You're videos are always recommended to me.

  • @eloisedeem5865
    @eloisedeem5865 5 років тому

    Keep making these video's please because they are hilarious!

  • @Jakeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Jakeeeeeeeeeeee 5 років тому +15

    Love you man

  • @xtheslump
    @xtheslump 5 років тому +47

    Why does that bald guy look like magneto

  • @khadejahberry3416
    @khadejahberry3416 5 років тому

    The first good content UA-cam channel I have found

  • @boraksecgin2959
    @boraksecgin2959 5 років тому

    I found your Channel a few days ago and it's great!

  • @daniellealexus
    @daniellealexus 5 років тому +3

    The mayonnaise dream isn’t always complete” nooo 😭

  • @es4828
    @es4828 5 років тому +5

    I love your videos man, keep up all the good work.

  • @Murderman9500
    @Murderman9500 4 роки тому

    Had to subscribe. When I first started watching these videos he was kinda corny and tried a little hard but now he’s just chill about the whole thing and this shit is funny af

  • @metaj7959
    @metaj7959 5 років тому

    keep holding it down man, love your videos my dude

  • @Lildeadthing420
    @Lildeadthing420 5 років тому +82

    don't get why you gave the family so much hate. it wasn't even funny so it really dragged an otherwise funny video

    • @Lildeadthing420
      @Lildeadthing420 5 років тому +1

      And

    • @julianadams3710
      @julianadams3710 5 років тому +10

      @@Phobos2 Going by likes no one agrees with you bitch boi

    • @stevcass1822
      @stevcass1822 5 років тому +7

      i agree, i watched another vid enjoyed it so watched another. I regret my decision lmao

    • @shanifriedman5495
      @shanifriedman5495 5 років тому +8

      Totally agree. It was really unnecessary

    • @22ergie
      @22ergie 4 роки тому

      @@julianadams3710 and they all must be as immature as yourself

  • @glowshroomfrfx8992
    @glowshroomfrfx8992 5 років тому +46

    NIGGAFICATION SQUAAAADDDD

    • @beegpappa7900
      @beegpappa7900 5 років тому +1

      @@rustedtooth3015 woah

    • @derianarce2686
      @derianarce2686 5 років тому +3

      SJW a joke exists. I know that every word in any language offends you guys but accept a joke. SJW

    • @rustedtooth3015
      @rustedtooth3015 5 років тому +2

      @@derianarce2686 You liked your own comment dawg, your credibility is absolutely non existent.

    • @oh6559
      @oh6559 5 років тому

      Meee

  • @Izmoa
    @Izmoa 5 років тому

    Finally found my daily dose of internett. Keep up the great content.

  • @kolonarulez5222
    @kolonarulez5222 5 років тому +1

    The way you described suburbs absolutely killed me.

  • @natypiza9156
    @natypiza9156 5 років тому +6

    Dam I haven’t been this early since 30k subs

  • @OPMASTA
    @OPMASTA 5 років тому +5

    that neighor looks like elan when shes 80 years old and retired

  • @no-vk2uh
    @no-vk2uh 5 років тому

    Jamari u should’ve been in YT rewind, luv ur videosssss

  • @hellisinoursouls
    @hellisinoursouls 5 років тому

    Your edits are priceless😍

  • @editz5110
    @editz5110 5 років тому +30

    I died at 2:10 when she started rubbing her nose

  • @raforsomething
    @raforsomething 5 років тому +12

    Some people just like to watch the world *BURN!*

  • @leek3333
    @leek3333 5 років тому +2

    Your voice is so soothing

  • @brittgillespie8833
    @brittgillespie8833 5 років тому

    Good work Jamari

  • @moriahbanks3185
    @moriahbanks3185 5 років тому +3

    "she kinda looks like one of those cabbage kids someone didnt take very good care of'" hahahahaha

  • @smolfrenchtoast9799
    @smolfrenchtoast9799 5 років тому +5

    Jamari your vids always make me feel happy^^ thanks for this good ass content 👌👌

  • @Abel_mans
    @Abel_mans 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the amazing content!

  • @ashleyswshr
    @ashleyswshr 5 років тому

    Thank god a Jamari video. I needed to laugh today

  • @rylan.904
    @rylan.904 5 років тому +6

    Iv been in this situation before
    Cops were called 6 times

  • @secret3811
    @secret3811 5 років тому +4

    Mean girls went to the suburbs.

  • @Amri37
    @Amri37 5 років тому

    Love you Jamari 💛

  • @lana-lo3yt
    @lana-lo3yt 5 років тому

    just found your channel and i love it i subscribed after the first video i watched never stop uploading

  • @DarthYall.
    @DarthYall. 5 років тому +11

    I’m sorry I’m 1 minute late Jamari

  • @amsal2562
    @amsal2562 5 років тому +9

    What editing software do you use?

  • @gamex3373
    @gamex3373 5 років тому +2

    JAMARI Has the best vids fam ♥️♥️♥️

  • @elisports45
    @elisports45 5 років тому

    Only channel where I turn on the notification bell on