I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores all along as a joke, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂 (ie maybe cub and the pig were besties and getting up to shenanigans and fun and then the pig started stealing ores, and at first cub was against it, but after pig was bacon’d took up the ore snatcher mantle)
You died. I know it's traumatic. It's right at the feed where your memory cut out of the courtroom video. That will be difficult to know from your perspective. You might want to resign trying a prosecuting case of infliction malicious intent of trauma against a person whom you axed a villager to death to traumatize DocM77. I know it's not fair and from your perspective, you can't tell when the feed cuts out. Just tell the truth and you will win. Life.
I see you applied the Deep South accent. Do you know about accents and why they mark a land like a blight? Why pick the tone of the uneducated and of the atrocities that occurred to slaves? Do you know why that land never heals? Injustice.
i mean, the pettiness of forcing people to pay him sand over the no sand-duping rule, and the stream that went late ("i just want my mini-pizza") were pretty clear clues
THIS! This is why Skizz got drafted into Hermitcraft. He is a story teller, someone who is a master of the "yess AND..." While I enjoy seeing Skizz push his building abilities, watching him play within his streangth like this he truly elevates the RP side of Hermitcraft, which is where HC is the weakest. Skizz is the puzzel piece we did not know was lost until it was finally slotted in. Love it, keep up the good work.
From doc's perspective that was a pretty legit accident. He was aiming quite deliberately for the target block. And the manchild/baby thing was apparently... Joe's whole plan.
absolutely hilarious string of words, you could tell beef was getting more amused and confused in a "i cant believe i'm saying this" way the longer it went on
Im just still at the beginning of the court case, but if there was ever 2 hermits best suited for for the role of a filibustering lawyer, its Skizz & Joe.
I am so looking forward to your sky block content, honestly I love sky block and can't wait to see your take on it and unlike normal skyblock you could have your postbox installed 😅 bet tango and etho would love installing that 😅
Doc I see two ways forward either roll deeper with Joe's defence do an appeal saying you have the hivemind to watch over you to keep you in line, or hire Skizz to represent you in defamation against Joe
This has gotta be one of the funniest bits. 1) Ren and Skizz's theatrical storytelling 2) Ren's deflecting/denial that Doc murdered 3) Cleo's blunt storytelling (which provided background info) 4) Doc inquiring the pain the act would inflict upon Clebert 5) Bdubs utilizing a "suck-up" points system (even though he is the judge) 6) Skizz's acting do be top notch [presenting the case] 7) Doc murdering Joe AT THE COURT 8) Joe's entire case is pleading that Doc is just a really big baby 9) Replay mod putting the legs through the floors 10) False armor stand 11) Wood permit intimidation check 12) Joe basically saying "Ren, you dummy. We didnt need your denial." 13) Coin Flip machine 14) "I don't think it had anything to do with the esophagus at all." "Let's pray it didn't." 15) Doc: "Lord have mercy.." 16) Joe sounds like one of the mothers that are in complete denial of their child's aggressive tendencies, yet refused to teach their child any manners in the home (sorry very specific) 17) Freaking skyblock as punishment XD
genuinely crying from laughter right now the end bit where Doc yells "THE VEINS ON MY NECK ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE" KILLEEEED ME. Congrats on your victory Sir Skizz
Joe's case was sound. People with high IQ can sometimes have low EQ. Emotional Quotient. Because he DocM77 cannot explain the work and Because others feel embarrassed by things they think are putting them down, by not understanding something seemingly simple to intelligent and often they cannot, and so produce defense mechanisms to avoid a sense of embarrassment and usually find social constructs such as grouping and herding to form social connection through their peers to obtain confirmation biases to offset their Emotion sense of inadequate though no one said inadequate. In fact great lengths are used to explain the same things in multiple ways. While then this grouping of shame tends to provoke. In turn the other leaves them be and outcasts himself as a recluse. This leads to low Emotional quotient having no ability to converse with others other than objects. Without social connection emotions never develop or are mitigated through conversation and assessment a skill of voicing and hearing and feedback. DocM clearly described what he was going through and Cleo provoked him by clearly saying she not only didn't understand Emotional trauma but overreacting. 14:38 Joe's case was true and accurate and appropriate.
Nah, no conflict of interest there. He will take the German rout, where it is corruption and conflict of interest in the rest of the world, but in his case it is "Lobbyism" and "unrelated consultant work he isn't geting payed for, it is more of an expense allowance". 😆
docs little defeated "mhmm... ... mhmm"s at the end because he was on 4 strikes and couldn't say anything when bdubs was giving the final verdict was so funny
To everyone saying that skizz can't call Ren bcs he's Docs husband, The rule gives Ren a right to refuse to Testify and does not prevent voluntary testimony . Ren is testifying willingly, and therefore not affected by the rule
This is by far some of the funniest "Reality?" TV i have ever seen Also, the sheer comedic Genius of mr. Joe Hills is not to be forgotten about either. His angle on this case made all the rest of it so much funnier, especially since it was being taken so seriously. Stellar job on this EXTREMELY silly improv. Ending in the MOST CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 💀💀💀 Doc is going to cook in his mind prison of Cobblestone dude idk if we can handle that. And by we i mean Doc specifically.
38:22 Skizz turning around and crouching to eat a golden carrot to not disturb Doc's speech gives me Michael Scott pouring sugar into diet coke "blink and you'll miss it" vibes!
31:35 I lost it at this point lol. The whole court scene was so spectacular! Especially Skizz's dialogues were just so professional, which made all of this infinitely funnier
"Welcome to HermitCraft Season 10:....... Skyblock Edition. It's me..... your Goat Father....... Well, I guess we should make a cobble generator....." -DocM77 Two weeks of skyblock is the funniest punishment ever! Great work Skizz.
Doc's piteous "Lord have mercy" just about killed me. Laughed so hard I was crying. Gotta say, though - Skizz, you can represent me anytime. That was some fancy lawyerin'!
Joe MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY! It was so close! Almost there! 20:03 I thought he was going to use the quote "What we have here is a failure to communicate." 😂😂
3:14 "It was a curious affair. Umm, it was one evening. It was a lovely evening, cool outside, the breeze was blowing through the leaves." 3:34 "I do not know the name of the pig. Please don't ask me these trivial details." 😂😂😂
BDubs is such a master at entertainment. Adding unexpected game show elements to a court tv show was absolutely brilliant and it was smart of Skizz to keep objecting just enough to really get to see that heads or tails machine in action without it getting to be too much.
i love all the leadup with all the effort skizz put in. interviewing people, putting in the leg work, taking things so seriously. only for the pay off of joe "my client is a baby" hills
Omg, the whole court case was AMAZING. Skizz coming in with the pro strats, interviewing witnesses, gathering evidence. Meanwhile Joes defence is insanity/manchild. Truely something your expect from a muppet lol.
I am weeping with laughter. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. I was very happy about it when you became a Hermit, and you have wildly exceeded my expectations.
“SUE TODAY!!” absolute killer of a thing to do. Imagining my local government doing that to our courthouse, just throwing a massive banner up advertising that someone is getting sued today
33:50 Bdubs: "This show is brought to you by..." *insert disc 13 😂😂😂😂 The hilarity of that can not be written in a script, funniest part im my opinion 😂
Skizz, you honestly did such a great job with this storyline! There was hardly a stutter or a dull moment when you were addressing the court. Good on ya!
Skizz, you can tell that you loved theater. Lord, this was so good. I have an hankering for watching Cousin Vinnie. This was so fantastic, I am loving this whole episode.
I love that the interview with Ren prior to the court case clearly showed that he was a witness that could be cross-examined for details over whether or not he actually saw it happen by the defense but their defense was "my client is a big baby"
This role play is... something special, especially bdubs' sponsor segment, the "ah shoot, that's the spooky record" but still going forward with it anyways, everything is amazing.
35:38 I laughed so hard at this 😂 The punishment sounds so simple and normal, but it's Doc the madman we are talking about, and so that became basically a death sentence hahaha! Great court lawyer Skizz!
MCSkizzleman, Esquire: presents good legal arguments, subpoenas and summons witnesses, is mostly able to control client Actual Southerner JoeHills: your honorhighness, my client is an unstable insane emotionally distraught baby. Arbiter B-Dubs: the court finds in favour of the plaintiff! The defendant is hereby sentenced to go camping for two weeks, away from all his modern technology
Hahaha, oh boy, this court case, so funny. I already watched Doc’s perspective, but I’m juuuuuust gonna watch it all over again. 😂 Everyone did so well in this, brilliant comedy!
Note to self, favorite parts: 5:30 "Which, I'd like to say, is probably the weirdest thing I've ever said in my life." 6:55 Murderous murderer. 18:15 A large baby. 22:25 False shaking her head, to bewildered hermits. 24:20 Cleo messing with the armor stand. 33:40 Bdubs' sponsor. 39:50 "I'm going to deliberate with me." 45:27 Skizz is not a great hermit hunter.
Scar having the GALL to complain about someone talking about something when he gave Bdubs a hemorrhoid from talking about star wars for so long is just... peak Scar tbh
I dont know if it's replay mod or what, but those 3rd person shots looking like everyone is walking on their knees is hilarious xD I always love a skizz video!
Skizz, you have truly outdone yourself with this one! You were honestly so good that I almost feel like you either missed a calling or you were a lawyer in a past life. Either way, were you licensed, I'd honestly hire you to represent me any day. Seriously good job, my guy! You should really feel proud of your performance. 😊❤
Honestly, Skizz just seems like the kind of person I would just like to get into any Minecraft world (or any multiplayer game, for that matter) with and just improv. You couldn’t NOT make something funny! :)
I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂
You are the best lawyer in town! The town of two lawyers currently!
Love our Collab Clebert!
Love how cleo got all the strikes and skizz was just trying to keep her in check the whole time 😂great dynamic as skizz would say
I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores all along as a joke, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂 (ie maybe cub and the pig were besties and getting up to shenanigans and fun and then the pig started stealing ores, and at first cub was against it, but after pig was bacon’d took up the ore snatcher mantle)
You died. I know it's traumatic. It's right at the feed where your memory cut out of the courtroom video. That will be difficult to know from your perspective.
You might want to resign trying a prosecuting case of infliction malicious intent of trauma against a person whom you axed a villager to death to traumatize DocM77.
I know it's not fair and from your perspective, you can't tell when the feed cuts out.
Just tell the truth and you will win. Life.
I see you applied the Deep South accent. Do you know about accents and why they mark a land like a blight? Why pick the tone of the uneducated and of the atrocities that occurred to slaves?
Do you know why that land never heals?
Injustice.
i love that Doc & Joe's argument was just "he's just a baby" 🤣
the fact that doc knew nothing about it makes it even better
Your honor my client is just a little guy
i mean, the pettiness of forcing people to pay him sand over the no sand-duping rule, and the stream that went late ("i just want my mini-pizza") were pretty clear clues
“You gave me *nothing*. You were dead to rights guilty.” Best Joe Hills line ever. 😂
THIS! This is why Skizz got drafted into Hermitcraft. He is a story teller, someone who is a master of the "yess AND..." While I enjoy seeing Skizz push his building abilities, watching him play within his streangth like this he truly elevates the RP side of Hermitcraft, which is where HC is the weakest. Skizz is the puzzel piece we did not know was lost until it was finally slotted in. Love it, keep up the good work.
Skizz is the best at going with whatever is given and making quality content out of it
+
Skizz: "Just stay quiet, stay quiet."
ZombieCleo: "But I don't wanna stay quiet, I wanna murder them!"
Doc shooting Joe before the trial even starts had me dying. Then Joe took revenge by calling Doc a manchild 😂😂😂
Part of me is curious if Joe had a different strategy and then Doc killed him and he just went "Well then. Plan B it is."
That's a clear pattern of intimidation.
Misfire hit Doc back hard.
From doc's perspective that was a pretty legit accident. He was aiming quite deliberately for the target block.
And the manchild/baby thing was apparently... Joe's whole plan.
Idk, that seems like the plan he was already going with lol. Had way too much planned out around it
“In comes my husband Mr. DocM77” - Ren
“Mmm ok”
and since doc is a "big baby" and ren is in marriage to doc , does that mean?
...
OH GOD
@@GrassyHills202 leave it. Back away and never acknowledge that thought again
Yeah, can we not bring social taboo lifestyles into Hermitcraft? They don't allow religious or political speak, this should fall along the same lines.
@@ninjasuperman9538 I'm traumatized and scarred for the rest of my life
@@GrassyHills202 they absolutely should have used that to disprove the claim that doc is a baby
Beef: "I... was not thinking of...
Doc's esophagus?
when we built??
the giant fish???
in his hourglass...?"
at 30:12
No one ever said this sentence ever before
I absolutely lost it when he said that, what a spectacular sentence
absolutely hilarious string of words, you could tell beef was getting more amused and confused in a "i cant believe i'm saying this" way the longer it went on
I love beef so much. SO MUCH 🤣
“I was not thinking of Doc’s esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass” I think that’s the first time someone said that 😭
Now I need someone to sue Skizz for being a corrupt Poe Poe. But hire skizz as his lawyer. So it’s skizz vs skizz
And Skizz, naturally, will represent himself in the case.
That court case will go down in history as one of the funniest bits of hermitcraft lore lmao!!
I was dying laughing 😂😂😂❤❤❤
“An adult and a large baby.”
Im just still at the beginning of the court case, but if there was ever 2 hermits best suited for for the role of a filibustering lawyer, its Skizz & Joe.
Skizz is such a good lawyer he tricked Cleo into doing all his work
I am absolutely crying at Doc's "Lord have mercy" while sounding so bewildered at his own lawyer.
@@zolexa13 30:12
I laughed sooooooo hard at this.
I have to imagine everyone else in that courtroom just muted and cracking up. Cleo clearly was. Also also, False on an armor stand...amazing.
I love how Ren told the armor stand she was useless.
I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WHEN FALSES HEAD SHOOK IN RESPONSE 😭😭😭
This was a rigged case! #FreeGoat
A true miscarriage of justice, hang in there doc ❤
#FreeGoat !!!!!!💥💥💥🐐
I am so looking forward to your sky block content, honestly I love sky block and can't wait to see your take on it and unlike normal skyblock you could have your postbox installed 😅 bet tango and etho would love installing that 😅
Doc I see two ways forward either roll deeper with Joe's defence do an appeal saying you have the hivemind to watch over you to keep you in line, or hire Skizz to represent you in defamation against Joe
@jarrodjohnston9258 oh the defamation case would be good
This has gotta be one of the funniest bits.
1) Ren and Skizz's theatrical storytelling
2) Ren's deflecting/denial that Doc murdered
3) Cleo's blunt storytelling (which provided background info)
4) Doc inquiring the pain the act would inflict upon Clebert
5) Bdubs utilizing a "suck-up" points system (even though he is the judge)
6) Skizz's acting do be top notch [presenting the case]
7) Doc murdering Joe AT THE COURT
8) Joe's entire case is pleading that Doc is just a really big baby
9) Replay mod putting the legs through the floors
10) False armor stand
11) Wood permit intimidation check
12) Joe basically saying "Ren, you dummy. We didnt need your denial."
13) Coin Flip machine
14) "I don't think it had anything to do with the esophagus at all." "Let's pray it didn't."
15) Doc: "Lord have mercy.."
16) Joe sounds like one of the mothers that are in complete denial of their child's aggressive tendencies, yet refused to teach their child any manners in the home (sorry very specific)
17) Freaking skyblock as punishment XD
Yes 😂
I'll add Bdubs randomly sleeping while judging 😂
“Your highness” 💀💀 and “I plead the fifth” 💀
Insanity. But only a fifth of it.
@@ellipsis...1986 yes of course’s mostly just a big baby
“No more questions.”
“Seriously?!”
genuinely crying from laughter right now the end bit where Doc yells "THE VEINS ON MY NECK ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE" KILLEEEED ME. Congrats on your victory Sir Skizz
How he says explode took me out!! That simple little voice crack shows how into this he was!!! ❤
“You gave me nothing to work with. You were dead-to-rights guilty.”
Joe's case was sound. People with high IQ can sometimes have low EQ. Emotional Quotient.
Because he DocM77 cannot explain the work and Because others feel embarrassed by things they think are putting them down, by not understanding something seemingly simple to intelligent and often they cannot, and so produce defense mechanisms to avoid a sense of embarrassment and usually find social constructs such as grouping and herding to form social connection through their peers to obtain confirmation biases to offset their Emotion sense of inadequate though no one said inadequate. In fact great lengths are used to explain the same things in multiple ways.
While then this grouping of shame tends to provoke. In turn the other leaves them be and outcasts himself as a recluse.
This leads to low Emotional quotient having no ability to converse with others other than objects. Without social connection emotions never develop or are mitigated through conversation and assessment a skill of voicing and hearing and feedback.
DocM clearly described what he was going through and Cleo provoked him by clearly saying she not only didn't understand Emotional trauma but overreacting.
14:38
Joe's case was true and accurate and appropriate.
When your legal counsel decides enough is enough!
I was thinking of typical attorney's fees and modes-of-operation. Not a bound court, pretty loose in here.
"You spent like a week before the trial telling everyone you were guilty!"
Is my client a perfect man? No.
BDubs and Skizz's genuine "How did you do that?" When Ren moved the False armor stand is amazing
22:39 😂
Ok so i am loving Skizz attempt to hermitify himself with his building and stuff BUT THIS is what he brings to the server, fantastic episode sir.
The best part of the trial was Joe calling Doc a big baby over and over and Doc just having to go along with it. 😂😂😂
so skizz, does this mark the beginning of your attorney career and will this become a conflict of interest with your duties as a corrupt cop
Oh I can do it all baby!
Cop, lawyer, hired muscle for Big Salmon,FailGuy…
@@MCSkizzlemanSkizz are you Barbie
The man, the myth, the legend
Nah, no conflict of interest there. He will take the German rout, where it is corruption and conflict of interest in the rest of the world, but in his case it is "Lobbyism" and "unrelated consultant work he isn't geting payed for, it is more of an expense allowance". 😆
I love beef and Jevin just being people watchers in the courthouse
X was there too!
@@Sunnyreads8 sneaky turtle man hid from me
Beef went up to the stand, so just Jevin and X 😂
I don't think Jevin moved once
SKIZZ the THEATER, the ACTING, i love everything about this whole thing 😄 well done man
Docs “lord have mercy” was the best!!
30:18 & 40:11
this court case is 100 times more professional and well spoken than the presidential debate we just had
docs little defeated "mhmm... ... mhmm"s at the end because he was on 4 strikes and couldn't say anything when bdubs was giving the final verdict was so funny
To everyone saying that skizz can't call Ren bcs he's Docs husband, The rule gives Ren a right to refuse to Testify and does not prevent voluntary testimony . Ren is testifying willingly, and therefore not affected by the rule
Does that prove the Doc does not intimidate him? 🤔
Can we please refer to Joe's very astute observations that hermitcraft TV court is not bound by the laws of any known civilised society 😂
Marriage can be tricky in these cases, Skizz.
Doc being the husband of Ren could be problematic
where did this plotline emerge from
@@sagecloudy I'm actually not sure, not up to date on Cleo or Doc 😂
It was on one of Scar's streams, where they were trying to deduce who the ore thief was
Well considering the judge is Cleo's son that too can be problematic :P
@@sagecloudyI think this emerged in Skizz’s birthday stream
This is by far some of the funniest "Reality?" TV i have ever seen
Also, the sheer comedic Genius of mr. Joe Hills is not to be forgotten about either. His angle on this case made all the rest of it so much funnier, especially since it was being taken so seriously. Stellar job on this EXTREMELY silly improv. Ending in the MOST CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 💀💀💀
Doc is going to cook in his mind prison of Cobblestone dude idk if we can handle that. And by we i mean Doc specifically.
If he pleaded insanity this sentence probably will not help lololol
"I'm gonna be honest with you Joe, I don't think the asophugus entered the situation at all"
"Let's pray it didn't"
That sent me
Bdubs going 'what in the heck!?' when armour stand False shook her head was the funniest thing ever
Ah yes, the best way for a judge to make decisions, *heads or tails*
38:22 Skizz turning around and crouching to eat a golden carrot to not disturb Doc's speech gives me Michael Scott pouring sugar into diet coke "blink and you'll miss it" vibes!
Let's have Legal Eagle react to this court case 😂 I think this will get a rating of A+
Nah law by Mike
Nah nah nah, Ugo Lord
@@sglenny001Mike doesn’t do this style thing.
Attorney tom
PLEASE!!!! I need this!
"Your Highness" for Tall Claims Court started the whole show perfectly!
I've just realised
Omg I didn't catch that until now xD
Lawyer skizz really proves to me how good he is at improv! 😆
31:35 I lost it at this point lol. The whole court scene was so spectacular! Especially Skizz's dialogues were just so professional, which made all of this infinitely funnier
Add it to the mountain of evidence why Skizz was a *perfect* addition to Hermitcraft
“No further questions your honor”
“Seriously?”
🤣🤣🤣
Skizz you have a unique opportunity to advertise your lawyer business. You have a 100% win rate
"that's my spankin rockets..."
I have not howled with laughter this year, until now. What an amazing upload.
this has so many sentences I never could've imagined. "I was not thinking of Doc's esophagus at all" lol
"Welcome to HermitCraft Season 10:....... Skyblock Edition. It's me..... your Goat Father....... Well, I guess we should make a cobble generator....." -DocM77
Two weeks of skyblock is the funniest punishment ever! Great work Skizz.
Doc's piteous "Lord have mercy" just about killed me. Laughed so hard I was crying. Gotta say, though - Skizz, you can represent me anytime. That was some fancy lawyerin'!
Joe MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY! It was so close! Almost there! 20:03 I thought he was going to use the quote "What we have here is a failure to communicate." 😂😂
Cleo never stealing anything is possibly the funnyest lie I've heard today. And i just had to listen to a whole court case. XD
Who said Cleo stole anything? I don’t mean to be rude I am genuinely asking.
@darthraiden8740 well there was the museum last season. I think they "borrowed" quite a bit to put in that.
@@darthraiden8740 did cleo not steal docs villagers? which doc then sent on vacation?
@@cmerson9376that isn’t stealing as most the server is British. It is an expression of their heritage.
@@darthraiden8740
I think they’re talking about when Skizz asked whether Cleo stole Doc’s redstone
Love how Skizz brings the realness out of hermits. I love watching hermits just hangout outside character. wish we got more of it
Agreed
3:14 "It was a curious affair. Umm, it was one evening. It was a lovely evening, cool outside, the breeze was blowing through the leaves."
3:34 "I do not know the name of the pig. Please don't ask me these trivial details."
😂😂😂
BDubs is such a master at entertainment. Adding unexpected game show elements to a court tv show was absolutely brilliant and it was smart of Skizz to keep objecting just enough to really get to see that heads or tails machine in action without it getting to be too much.
doc was struggling to hold it together for that whole court case 🤣
Using the armor stand mod to control a puppet in real-time is next level theatre! 22:22
i love all the leadup with all the effort skizz put in. interviewing people, putting in the leg work, taking things so seriously. only for the pay off of joe "my client is a baby" hills
The number one rule of a lawyer-know when to tell your client to shut up! This is a lovely video, Skizz!
doc's reaction to the verdict at the end might be one of my favorite hermitcraft moments i have ever seen LOL
Omg, the whole court case was AMAZING. Skizz coming in with the pro strats, interviewing witnesses, gathering evidence. Meanwhile Joes defence is insanity/manchild. Truely something your expect from a muppet lol.
Elf vs orc is always my favourite trope
All I know is I am never missing an episode of the courtroom from here on in, this is amazing!
The real crime here is how criminally underrated both Joe and Skizz are
I am weeping with laughter. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. I was very happy about it when you became a Hermit, and you have wildly exceeded my expectations.
“SUE TODAY!!” absolute killer of a thing to do. Imagining my local government doing that to our courthouse, just throwing a massive banner up advertising that someone is getting sued today
33:50
Bdubs: "This show is brought to you by..."
*insert disc 13
😂😂😂😂
The hilarity of that can not be written in a script, funniest part im my opinion 😂
"Your highness, my client is simply, just a baby."
A large baby at that.
Skizz, you honestly did such a great job with this storyline! There was hardly a stutter or a dull moment when you were addressing the court. Good on ya!
This is just comedy gold the whole trial. I want to watch all the povs of this.
Skizz, you can tell that you loved theater. Lord, this was so good. I have an hankering for watching Cousin Vinnie. This was so fantastic, I am loving this whole episode.
I do declare...
Doc IS a big BABY!
😂😂🎉
I love that the interview with Ren prior to the court case clearly showed that he was a witness that could be cross-examined for details over whether or not he actually saw it happen by the defense but their defense was "my client is a big baby"
44:48 Make this a short-This is an “Impulse is a bit of a genius” moment
The objection into the heads or tails machine was beautiful, just the most insane thing to have in a court room
Especially the way every subsequent time it came up, bdubs proclaimed it with such unhinged glee! 🤣
I'm all down to watch Doc being basically 'naked and scared' for two weeks, growing potatoes in the skies that dropped from a zombie.
The echo effect on the pig death noise! So good! 😂😂😂
This role play is... something special, especially bdubs' sponsor segment, the "ah shoot, that's the spooky record" but still going forward with it anyways, everything is amazing.
“we’re gonna throw this one to the Heads and Tails machine.” 💀 It’s funny because it’s true.
Skizz brings the right amount of Empires Lore level roleplay without going too cringe.
He's just a genuinely funny guy
I am not far into the episode, only at 11:57 , but I am dying at Skizz and Ren’s theatrics vs Cleo’s matter-of-factness!
It's actually not a bad idea to hire Skizz as lawyer irl that performance is top.
35:38 I laughed so hard at this 😂
The punishment sounds so simple and normal, but it's Doc the madman we are talking about, and so that became basically a death sentence hahaha!
Great court lawyer Skizz!
MCSkizzleman, Esquire: presents good legal arguments, subpoenas and summons witnesses, is mostly able to control client
Actual Southerner JoeHills: your honorhighness, my client is an unstable insane emotionally distraught baby.
Arbiter B-Dubs: the court finds in favour of the plaintiff! The defendant is hereby sentenced to go camping for two weeks, away from all his modern technology
Your summary of the sentence got me. XD To be fair, being away from all his modern technology would be a punishment for Doc for certain
The heads or tails machine is comedy gold
I think just how much Skizz goes in an out of the accent is fine icing on this outrageous episode cake XD
Everyone trying not to laugh when Beef says "Im the guy that wants all the wood" is my favorite part
Hahaha, oh boy, this court case, so funny. I already watched Doc’s perspective, but I’m juuuuuust gonna watch it all over again. 😂 Everyone did so well in this, brilliant comedy!
Note to self, favorite parts:
5:30 "Which, I'd like to say, is probably the weirdest thing I've ever said in my life."
6:55 Murderous murderer.
18:15 A large baby.
22:25 False shaking her head, to bewildered hermits.
24:20 Cleo messing with the armor stand.
33:40 Bdubs' sponsor.
39:50 "I'm going to deliberate with me."
45:27 Skizz is not a great hermit hunter.
Cleo: I am suing for emotional damages
Skizz: So we need to prove he is a psychopath, right?
Scar having the GALL to complain about someone talking about something when he gave Bdubs a hemorrhoid from talking about star wars for so long is just... peak Scar tbh
Do you happen to know if this was in a live stream?
Doc being sentenced to skyblock was not an outcome I was expecting from this case, but it was hilarious.
I am very glad that bdubs let joe finish the Oesophagus defence
When DocM talked, "cool motive, still murder"
Skizz: "I'm going to depose Ren"
me: "but... he already hasn't been king in a long while..."
I dont know if it's replay mod or what, but those 3rd person shots looking like everyone is walking on their knees is hilarious xD I always love a skizz video!
Its bdubs court they had to be shorter than him to get him on their side 😂
I just love the silent Jevin chilling in the audience.
30:23 "....seriously?"
that needs to be a horn 😂
38:40 "I think I'm insane" Yeah there's another one 😂
Skizz, you have truly outdone yourself with this one! You were honestly so good that I almost feel like you either missed a calling or you were a lawyer in a past life.
Either way, were you licensed, I'd honestly hire you to represent me any day.
Seriously good job, my guy! You should really feel proud of your performance.
😊❤
Honestly, Skizz just seems like the kind of person I would just like to get into any Minecraft world (or any multiplayer game, for that matter) with and just improv. You couldn’t NOT make something funny! :)
No matter how much bad of a day it has been , at the end of the day when skizz uploads its all fine
I ABSOLUTELY love this episode , so glad Sizzlyman joined Hermitcraft .
The transition from normal Skizz to attorney Skizz was absolutely amazing lmao
Man, Bdubs is just the best. The sponsor segment had me rolling
Even in-universe, the man has the best sponsored segments. Nobody does it like Bdubs!
I want to see someone cut together a black and white silent film of how it was actually the pig taking docs ores, and the ore snatcher is now doing the same out of grief over the lost pig cos they were besties 😂😂😂