Celtic Soul: On The Open Road

Celtic Soul Extra: Jay Baruchel and Eoin O'Callaghan joke around on the road during their #CelticRoadtrip through Canada, Ireland, and Scotland.
See additional footage from our documentary feature "Celtic Soul" at celticsoul.ca, and check back every Wednesday as we release a new video from Jay and Eoin's #CelticRoadtrip!
Celtic Soul follows Canadian actor and funny man Jay Baruchel on an epic road trip through Canada, Ireland and Scotland with his new friend, well-known Irish soccer journalist Eoin O’Callaghan. It’s a story that spans 200 years of colorful history and that will take the duo eastward from Montreal to Westport, Ireland - where Jay’s ancestors set sail for Canada, like so many others - and finally Glasgow, where Jay will fulfill a lifelong dream: to watch a match at Celtic Park, one of the wildest and most hallowed grounds in world football.
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00:00:00
Eoin O’Callaghan: Dude, traffic is unbelievable.
Jay Baruchel: This is insane.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Let's get a move on people. We've got old statues to look at.
00:00:07
Eoin O’Callaghan: Right, were back on the fuckin road here mate. Fuckin sun shining, fuckin nine minutes away, fuckin hunky dory!
00:00:20
Jay Baruchel: I just gotta say this, going forward: gorgeous! Absolutely beautiful. I wanna kind of show people, ah fuck it.
00:00:33
Jay Baruchel: I’m obsessed with King Arthur. I have my own sort of take on it. In my mind, every time Arthur strikes Excalibur they full on explode. When does Irish become a written language, that’s what I would love to know.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Yeah, I can’t answer that.
00:00:45
Jay Baruchel: I had my DNA analyzed. I had some Aleutian in me.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Quizzical Aleutian.
00:00:57
Eoin O’Callaghan: I fuckin hate Ireland. Full a fuckin potato fuckin chewing fuckin St. Patrick’s.
Jay Baruchel: I fuckin hate Ireland.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Fuckin Gandalfs.
00:01:12
Jay Baruchel: I’ve got a fuckin burger hanker.
00:01:36
Eoin O’Callaghan: Oh fuck I gotta turn here.
Jay Baruchel: Fuck sakes.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Oh Christ, we’re all over the fuckin road here, this is a left turn only mate, I’m gonna create a fuckin massive accident here.
00:01:46
Eoin O’Callaghan: Seriously mate, we’re not lost at all. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this trip.
00:02:01
Eoin O’Callaghan: No, I shouldn't have gone over the bridge. You’re clearly meant to continue on the road.
Jay Baruchel: I think we passed it homie, it said the destinations on the right.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Can anyone fuckin tell me WHERE THE FUCK WE'RE GOING.
00:02:12
Jay Baruchel: Oh, for fuck sakes, EOIN. OH SHIT. OHH SHIT. JESUS CHRIST. Fuck me.
00:02:22
Jay Baruchel: Holy shit! They sell Tim Horton’s in there!
00:02:28
Jay Baruchel: Thank you for taking me on this trip, Eoin.
Eoin O’Callaghan: You’re taking me on this trip, I’d say.
Jay Baruchel: Really, we’re taking them on this trip.
00:02:43
Eoin O’Callaghan: I like how you took the notepad from your hotel room.
Jay Baruchel: I didn’t, hahaha.
Eoin O’Callaghan: What the hell is it doing there?
Jay Baruchel: I don’t know how it got there.
Eoin O’Callaghan: Seriously?