Banished Knight Recognizes the Princess… (AKA You) M4F Dom [Roleplay]
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- After some unforeseen circumstances the former lovers (Banished Knight & Princess) are reunited in an unusual way...
Today I was playing Elden Ring for the first time in a while and I remembered how cool the Banished Knight enemy is so I decided to write an entire story that has absolutely nothing to do with that other than the name. Yea sound about right for one of my video titles... Anyway hope your doing well, I'm currently addicted to early 2000s internet music, that shit slaps.
Thanks for watching!
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"Your just as beautiful as the day I lost you"
A line that can ruin so many fandoms😂😂😭
yea pretty much 😂
It just did cuz I remembered that one scene in how to train your dragon with valka and stoick and now I'm crying 😭, but at the same time I feel kinda happy cuz I really enjoyed the vid. Really feeling a lot of things rn 😂
@@aethelwyneleighbautista Hey glad you enjoyed the video at least! 😂😊
“You’re Just as beautiful as the day I lost you.” How to train your dragon reference? I don’t think you realize how much I love how to train your dragon, I was tearing up ❤️
Aww glad you liked it! 😊
@@lordvalentinreal it was amazing 😭😭
Omg Yessss ! Love this movie ❤️❤️
I watch all three of how to train your dragon and I also tear up too.❤️♥️
I cried when the last one ended
"After he discovered our little...arrangement with each other"
Ah, drugs. Smuggling money?
"We were in love."
Oh. _Oh_
"You have quite a lot of nerve showing your face around here"
"that's why I was wearing the hood!"
Not good enough, just buy a new face 😤
@@lordvalentinreal Bruh 💀
@@lordvalentinreal 🤣
"Don't talk to anyone"
Listener talking to some dude a few minutes later : Whoops
How dare you 😤
Fr I heard him say that he told us not to talk to anyone and my goody-two-shoes rule-following @ss self was like "Did you not understand the assignment???"
What can I say, we are quite the charmer
At 2:14 the amount of silence before everyone else stated cheering made me laugh
Omg same😂
"I hope that damn princess didn't get into any trouble"
Me: *asleep in a trash can with a bottle or beer* "A dRuNk GuY gAvE mE tHiS *burp* HaHaHaHaHaHa GeT mE MoRe NoW b*TcH *falls asleep* ZzZzZzZzZzZz"
This is my favorite comment from now on💀💀😂😂😂😂
@@armiesgachastudios1534 THX🤣🤣🤣🤣
BEST COMMENT QHQHQ
Him: You never cared! I bet you-
Princess: *slaps him*
Him: *caught off guard*
Me: damn! We have one hell of a powerful slap 😳
(I apologize if my english is not perfect.I'm from germany)
You have been training as a professional slapper for years 😎
(Your English is very good btw)
Lol ich auch
@@lordvalentinreal 😎
@@lordvalentinreal lmao!
Bitch slap🤣🤣🤣
" you're just as beautiful as the day i lost you.." FightingBleedingLosingCryingCryingCrying
Knight: princess
Me: *takes hood off* how did you know it’s me?
You think I'd forget your figure?
After your banishment, I thought you’d forget all of us
"Princess."
Me: * yanks my hood off * How do you know it's me? I changed a lot sir-
"You have alot of nerve showing your face around here "
"I used all my nerves to get here mister"
"It's not fit for a royal... not that *I* care or anything"
Him: You may lay on me bed.
My nevour ass: Nah it's alright
Him: Good, just rest yourself.
Me: aye!😳😂😂
"Dearest Sir Knight, my legs are tired. Why, pray tell? I have clearly been running through your mind for some time.
Let us rest them together, that we may be prepared to face whatever demons may come for us on the morrow."
Every audio you make, I can hear little improvements. Keep kicking 🍑, hun!
I tried listening to one of my audios from like 3 months ago and almost died of cringe 😭 Thank you so much!
@@lordvalentinreal Wait until you've got years of things to look back on. 3 months is nothing. 😆
*Another masterpiece has summoned me 💞❤🛐*
POV: Bruce Wayne has a secret UA-cam channel
Great video!! I was trying not to fall asleep so I could hear the whole thing 😭
Well I was trying not to fall asleep making it 😅 Thank you!
The "My God" at 5:08 🤣 I'm crying
The part where you mentioned how you would never forgive The Listener’s father reminds me of my grandmother. You see, I have a bad habit of apologizing. And my grandmother called me pathetic. She made me cry and she never said anything. Didn’t even apologize for what she said. And I never forgave her for what she said.
Amazing job as always! For once the dice decided my wings are not in cute but useless mode so enjoy the dumbfrickery that that has brought. XD
Him: You'll have to try harder than that for a disguise...
Me: Yeah... Kinda hard to hide wings that decided not to be in cute but useless mode for once.
Him: You've got a lot of nerve.
Me: Nope. Just stupidity and the will to explore new places.
Him: Don't talk to anyone-
Me: *Laughs in antisocial*
Him: What did I tell you? Don't to talk to anyone!
Me: So quiet shrieking is considered talking?
Him: Why are you only visiting me now?
Me: Too many guards to sneak by and wings only just now decided to be in useful mode.
Him: Why'd you come looking for me?
Me, clapping with every word: True love knows no bounds.
Him: ...on foot.
Me: Through air actually but still just as tiring.
*Little happy dance at the noise*
Him: ...thought no one would recognize you in that little disguise...
Me: Hey. You try hiding wings that are the same height as you. Then come talk to me about disguises.
"nope just stupidity" I feel that on a spiritual level 😂 thanks for the dumbfuckery as always!
@@lordvalentinreal "dumbfuckery" hmm..now I gotta add that to my dictionary.
The cheering was so entertaining 😂
9:17 slay the reference
I had to 😂
When everyone started cheering scared the living crap out of me bc my headphones are at full volume 😭
Hun that means I'm not a princess anymore... doesn't it?
Idk why do you have so....pretty voice but i want moreee💳💥💥💥
Aww I'm glad you think so! Thank You! ❤
THE DARLING AT THE END JUST- AHHHHH😵💫
WAS THAT A HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON REFERENCE OMGGG
Quite possibly 🤔
Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods the HTTYD reference was amazing
I woke up two hours before school so I could listen to this god
That's dedication right there 😆, don't sleep deprive yourself too much!
@@lordvalentinreal i’ll try
You're voice is so calming and I love it so much, I've been so stressed and your video helped thank you kind sir 🌹🌹
Aww so glad it could help you! Thanks! 😊
You're very much welcome, keep up with the great work 🌹🌹
I’m so I woke up and realized the video has been on loop for the entire night… Idk why😂
Uhhh thanks for the watch time? 😂
Great audio! Also, that thumbnail picture - whew! ❤️
thank you UA-cam for recommending me this great channel, new sub, I have very high expectations of this story 💕
Thank you! I won't disappoint 🖤
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-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
-Remember to eat, stay hydrated and to not overwork yourself.
Forgot to hydrate, paid the price 🥲
@@lordvalentinreal here have some water 🥤
This was such a great video!!! I loved it! Listened to it while trying to sleep, but you just made me want to listen to you all night lol (technically I did ❤️) thank you so much for making my day ✨❤️💞
Ahhhh I can’t wait to listen to this!! These audios are my favorite 🤧❤️
I'm glad you like them! Thank you 🖤
@@lordvalentinreal I got to listen to this last night before falling asleep, I think it’s one of your best so far! Keep up the good work!!❤️
@@phoebe8086 that's very kind of you! 🖤🖤
This is wonderful audio. Very sexy voice... Don't be hard on yourself while recording. This had me in fantasy land. Subscribed!!
Thank you so much, honestly needed to hear that after tonight's recording 😵
@@lordvalentinreal hugs!!! I'll be listening ☺️
I would've given another slap if he kept talking like that
All rude and making assumptions 😤
Aaawww thank you Stoick❤❤❤
No wait, sorry, I confused you with someone else, I swear it’s not my ex!!!!!!!🤗
Gods Above, So wish that I could do even half as well As You My friend. You've got an Amazingly lovely and sonorous voice. Meh, Maybe someday I will Kickdown that damnable barakade of fear and Self doubt and just try... Thank you again for being an inspiration and for offering up your time and talent.
Thank you for the comment! Just remember that the fear of regret from not trying should always be more than the fear of trying. 🖤🖤
@@lordvalentinreal Indeed and Well said... And to your point... I have gotten a Mixer app that I'm learning as I reply and may My Ancestors take pitty on me BC I'm honestly doing this... Much Love And Respect to you my friend.
@@outcastmoth78kaminski4 Good job! May you have great success in the future 🙏
I GASPED AT THE REFERENCE OMGGF
Makes me wanna giggle giddily
Maybe I’ve had to much ale
Hey, those are the best kind of laughs tho
@@lordvalentinreal true
First ASMR I've heard of yours and I loved it 👏🏻💖 new Sub❤🤗
Love this ❤️
Glad you do! 😊
this is so perfect thank you i love your voice i love this story ...😢😢❤😍😍😍🥰
Why didn't you tell me you exiled I had to do what I did to protect you when you realize that
This is great
You're great 🖤
Me:*sees my favourite touken danshi & RAPIDLY CICKS!!!*
*stays for the story*!
Works every time! 😂
First video and I a fan omg your voice the story it's perfect it's like I'm listening to an audio book and wanting more 🖤😍
I'm glad you're enjoying it, thank you! 😊
@@lordvalentinreal I kept watching videos and stubble upon your Patreon I will soon go and support cuz my curiosity is wondering about the videos you put there? But I know I'll need headphones 😂
@@littleone4583 DEFINITELY wear headphones 😆
@@lordvalentinreal if it's not too much to ask and if I'm not bothering you but I wanna ask does it get embarrassing to do "spicy" videos here and on Patreon I mean i love them but I would be to embarrassed to even attempt to make one so are so cool for it 😍🖤
@@littleone4583 nah I don't get very embarrassed making them lmao, I really enjoy getting into character and vocalizing the stories. I know most people would probably call it "cringe" and they're probably right but I just don't care 😂
Just love your sweet audio.300🌟❤️🍫🍫
Thank you very much! 🖤
@@lordvalentinreal your welcome 🌹
This one was really good 🥰
Glad you think so! Thank you so much! 🖤
Please do a part 2 i love this
Hmmm possibly 🤔
Yay!!!!
I have butterflies rn- my future boyfriend better make me feel like this 😭
Excuse me I'd like another part of this
Well, you're gonna be happy in a few hours!
Oh my voice and so romantic 😍
Thank you! 🥰
Your **voice** made me subscribe, is that a weird thing to say?
I'd say you've made a wise decision 😂🖤
Thank you!
New subscriber! 💖
No one can change my mind!
Glad to have you! 😊
@@lordvalentinreal I'm happy to be a subscriber! But, honestly, i didn't expect a response a few minutes later. I started laughing ngl. 😂💖
@@Soukokuwifey I love random notifications 😂
@@lordvalentinreal 😂😂💖
Need a haaaaannddd lmao
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Love y'all, have a good day/evening/night :)