The pirate brainrot is real, this year. Even the otome game I play had several pirate events. Maybe it means we're all ready to overthrow a corrupt system. Or... maybe I've just got a thing for all the buckles, boots, and flowy shirts. But perhaps... both is the best answer.
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT Eat and stay hydrated
3:09 did…did he just sneakily say that GIECO was gonna take care of the boat…? Is that why GIECO is always commenting on videos like this?! HAS ASMR PEOPLE AND GIECO BEEN WORKING TOGETHER THIS ENTIRE TIME?! WTF?!
Him: "I boarded this ship in search of-" An ad from the Philippines: "So binili ko itong coffee maker-" Me: *skips* Him: ✨bootay✨ Me: "Ah yes.. ✨bootay✨"
It seems I’ve found a GEM in a SEA of different audio creators. Surely this pirate guy won’t do anything FISHY while we’re with him. I’m PI-RATING this audio a 10/10 for a SWASHBUCKLING audio. I am so sorry I will SEA myself out…. *gosh darn it-*
Amazing job as always. I always smile whenever I listen to one of your videos. And of course, to quote the pirate and myself "I think you know the rules" "And so do I~", my dumbfrickery is below. Him: Well well- Me: *Immediate unconscious gremlin pose* Him: We were here just last week. Me: Why are you bullying a poor little birb? Him: There's got to be something of value on board. Me: *Laughs in broke bish* Him: An empty safe yet all this luxury? Me: Have you ever heard of gifts? Him: Fortunately I've spotted some treasure- Me: Wait do I actually have sh- of value?! Him: You're what I'm after now. Me: Noooooo! I don't wanna be an indoor pet! Him: *Talking about pirate lingo and says a word I don't know how to spell* My cat: *Meows as if the pirate just offended him* Him: As long as you don't give me a reason to that is. Me: So long as you don't restrict my freedom, prevent me from going to explore places, *and not letting me be a forest Gremlin*(Looking at you Vamp Vale.) I'll have no reason to become a problem. Him: Now you're coming back to my ship. Me: You gotta catch me first! *Proceeds to accidently clonk my head on the wall/ceiling* Ow! Nevermind. ;^; Him: ... Rags you're wearing. Me: But it comfy. ;-; Him: Put it on Me: Fine. Turn around. Him: *Retaliates* Me: I do not have a bra on therefore turn your ash around. Him: *Talking about me being entertainment* Me: Do I need to bonk you with a mug? Him: ... ancient temple... most fearsome of skeleton warriors... Me: MMMMMMMM. Sounds cursed. No thanks. Him: It's a collar of sorts. Me: oh fu- no. I'm all for collars and chokers but that thing is most definitely cursed.
@@lordvalentinreal But how would you desummon the demon once it's there? Wait. That's the curse part of it. XD You can't get the demon to leave once you summon them.
I love this. This is one pirate captain I wouldn't mine serving. He seems so debonair and witty. I do believe any adventures with him will be amazing.😁
Once he started talking about finding something and said fair maiden, I pretended to grab my imaginary pirate sword and fight XD but we fight with passion 💓 lol
Did you just say I can become a pirate sir? Alrighty but I expect to be allowed to fight and plunder with the rest of ya. Give me some trousers and a well worn coat and don't complain if I get my way regularly. Bring me that horizon!
Him: put it on Me: uhh sir I’m not changing in front of you -.- Him: I own you so put it on Me: turn around or I’ll beat the manners into you I don’t care if you’re a pirate I know your parents raised you better !!
I hit play on the video and opened the description. 22 seconds in and I’m giggling too much to focus as I fully empathize with the statement of you running into the bathroom door, not once but twice.
Fr, the only loot on this ship is the 15 fucking lore books in my personal collection. Also.....I'm the only *booty* on this ship, apparently. "Fair maiden" my battle-scarred, dirt-tanned, swearing-like-a-sailor, perpetually drunk ass.
Me ,the merchant ,carrying essentially the equivalent of the Library of Alexandria in my hold going.....what....You want my books??? fine, but I get to keep you
XD I feel that man- I can't count how many times I've walked into my door because I leave it open and then the wind closes it and I just wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I just headbutt. 🤣
@@lordvalentinreal -._-. well if you want to hear them the list is long. Ya sure you wanna talk abt social axiety, depression? i have more -._-. but i don't think that's how you meant it
@@mckaeya3979 No like genuinely, if you need someone to talk to or if you just want to vent I'll listen to you, I know I was joking around earlier but seriously I'm all ears.
Is everyone ignoring the fact he complimented our bootie by saying "i came here for bootie and fount it after all" (not exact words but you get the point)
I am here again 😅 Yesterday was tiring. It is Eid for Muslims and bro believe me, it is like 47C° where I live and my ac decided to say goodbye, later at night I realized I had forgotten to check the main power board, it's switch had tripped due to some prob. I SPENT MY WHOLE DAY LYING IN MY BED AND THEN REALIZED THIS AT 12AM JDHDGDHFDJ
Him: "well well well..." *me out of the blue* Me rn: "what have we here...? SANTA CLAUS ?! Awoooooo~! I'm really scared ! So your the one that everybody is talking about *laughs* (If you get the reference you had a good childhood)
"Won't you come into my arms-" My stomach: *Normal* "Darling" My stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 Me: WHY DOES THE WORD "Darling" ALWAYS TRIGGER MY STOMACH BRO!! 😭😭
"what's the matter? Oh that's where your keeping the real booty huh" *Wheezes* YES OUR CAPTIAN IS C A K E D Edit: omg I was joking when I said our captain was cakes but alright guess we caked. Ks
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i’m sorry i’m 10 seconds in but all i can think about is that : “me and my boys here” LMAO
I lied, I don't have any boys 😔
LMFAO I’m glad I’m not alone
@@lordvalentinreal 😔
Me and the boys looting
@@lordvalentinreal
Cause you got the girls
The amount of sassy and sarcastic comments I would throw at this pirate man, while also semi falling for him
Exactly
I could think of so many sarcastic comments to say plus I would challenge him to a duel and win.
@@awesomekeke I would lose😂
Same
Same! Totally same!
Pirate: I think you'll be coming with me
Me: out of everyone here you choose me- take me :0 - runs to the ship and boards it - this is my home now
Well that was easier than I expected, hey you want a parrot? 🦜🦜
@@lordvalentinreal parrot? GIB ME THE PARROT
@@Senjuro-Rengoku855 😆
@@Senjuro-Rengoku855 you lucky person I love parrots
@@fabunicorn262marshmallow4 We can share my parrot if you like to :D
"what's the matter? Oh that's where your keeping the real booty huh"
*Wheezes* YES OUR CAPTIAN IS C A K E D
Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon 😤
Good Job You 2🤣👍
@@lordvalentinreal oh my god 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Lmao ima go get my asthma squerter
The pirate brainrot is real, this year. Even the otome game I play had several pirate events. Maybe it means we're all ready to overthrow a corrupt system. Or... maybe I've just got a thing for all the buckles, boots, and flowy shirts. But perhaps... both is the best answer.
Everyone subconsciously came to the conclusion that pirates are in fact, pretty cool 😎
Domt be shy,, drop the otome games name
@@strayash232No shyness here, hun. "Obey Me!" is the game!
@@DarqDominion OMG I LOVE THAT GAME😭😭😭havent played in a good while though so i missed the pirates event,, i loved the costumes though
@@strayash232 The pirate costumes were IMMACULATE. I think there were only 2 I didn't get. lol
Captain: I think you’ll be coming with me
Me: I will never go
Well, that makes it pretty easy
*draws my sword* I dare you to take me you scalleywag
@@laurenmeyer8410 Aye, so that's the way you want it you bloody sea wench 😤
En garde you pillage rat
@@lordvalentinreal I thought it said wrench 👽👽
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT
Eat and stay hydrated
Threw in something special for you this time GEICO 😎
@@lordvalentinreal i noticed omg i literally went back to see if i heard that right😭🫶🏻
man whenever I see your comment I know it's gonna be a video.
I THOUGHT YALL WERE WORKING TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THAT LOL
..GEICO? Whatever- You're everywhere anyway 😔
Captain: you’ve got to be kidding me. An empty safe?
Me: I told you
“I boarded this ship in search of booty and i suppose i accomplished my goal after all” 😳😂🤣
😳😳
Sir this is a Wendy's..
@@Deutsche.Kinder Nezoku My Child! *Hugs*
I’m wheezing
3:09 did…did he just sneakily say that GIECO was gonna take care of the boat…? Is that why GIECO is always commenting on videos like this?! HAS ASMR PEOPLE AND GIECO BEEN WORKING TOGETHER THIS ENTIRE TIME?! WTF?!
NOT THE CONSPIRACY-
@@vonniethemonster WE GON TALK ABOUT IT
NO BECAUSE THAT KINDA MAKES SENSE-
"Give us your goods"
Me: i think I rather become shark food
Pirates just gotta chase the bag tho 😔
@@lordvalentinreal welp im not giving them money lol
@@kayliadobrick7151 Damn, can't rob you now, pack it up gang we're going swashbuckling 😔
@@lordvalentinreal yay im alive!
Pirate: Take anything of value.
Me: Not that'd you know a lot of value yourself, "Captain".
Pirate: I wouldn't hurt you.
Me: Oh, yes. The man who terrorized my crew and my ship wouldn't hurt me. Oh, I feel SO safe now.
“open your safe, now.”
me: copy that sir 😍
Him: You're coming with me.
Me, who chose this very video knowing what it was about to happen: No.
Ikr
Pirate: your what I’m after now
Me: excuse me 😳
Him: "I boarded this ship in search of-"
An ad from the Philippines: "So binili ko itong coffee maker-"
Me: *skips*
Him: ✨bootay✨
Me: "Ah yes.. ✨bootay✨"
Damit UA-cam, you're not supposed to play ads in the middle of the video 😭
It seems I’ve found a GEM in a SEA of different audio creators. Surely this pirate guy won’t do anything FISHY while we’re with him. I’m PI-RATING this audio a 10/10 for a SWASHBUCKLING audio.
I am so sorry I will SEA myself out….
*gosh darn it-*
The plank is behind you walk it
Lmao nah jk this is amazing 😭😂
@@lordvalentinreal They had us in the first half ngl 😂
It SEAms we have a TREASURE in our hands 👀✨
@@anotherinternetsoul4515 Yes it SEAems we do indeed!
@@anotherinternetsoul4515 It SEAms so!
Amazing job as always. I always smile whenever I listen to one of your videos. And of course, to quote the pirate and myself "I think you know the rules" "And so do I~", my dumbfrickery is below.
Him: Well well-
Me: *Immediate unconscious gremlin pose*
Him: We were here just last week.
Me: Why are you bullying a poor little birb?
Him: There's got to be something of value on board.
Me: *Laughs in broke bish*
Him: An empty safe yet all this luxury?
Me: Have you ever heard of gifts?
Him: Fortunately I've spotted some treasure-
Me: Wait do I actually have sh- of value?!
Him: You're what I'm after now.
Me: Noooooo! I don't wanna be an indoor pet!
Him: *Talking about pirate lingo and says a word I don't know how to spell*
My cat: *Meows as if the pirate just offended him*
Him: As long as you don't give me a reason to that is.
Me: So long as you don't restrict my freedom, prevent me from going to explore places, *and not letting me be a forest Gremlin*(Looking at you Vamp Vale.) I'll have no reason to become a problem.
Him: Now you're coming back to my ship.
Me: You gotta catch me first! *Proceeds to accidently clonk my head on the wall/ceiling* Ow! Nevermind. ;^;
Him: ... Rags you're wearing.
Me: But it comfy. ;-;
Him: Put it on
Me: Fine. Turn around.
Him: *Retaliates*
Me: I do not have a bra on therefore turn your ash around.
Him: *Talking about me being entertainment*
Me: Do I need to bonk you with a mug?
Him: ... ancient temple... most fearsome of skeleton warriors...
Me: MMMMMMMM. Sounds cursed. No thanks.
Him: It's a collar of sorts.
Me: oh fu- no. I'm all for collars and chokers but that thing is most definitely cursed.
Okay yea it could be cursed but it could be a cool curse like one that lets you summon a demon to make an omelet or something 😂
@@lordvalentinreal But how would you desummon the demon once it's there? Wait. That's the curse part of it. XD You can't get the demon to leave once you summon them.
@@bluebirdphoenix2588 I guess you just get free omelets for life so I see it as a win tbh😂
Me: hell naw i ain't coming
Captian: follow me to my room
Me:....Your not my dad😨!
I love this. This is one pirate captain I wouldn't mine serving. He seems so debonair and witty. I do believe any adventures with him will be amazing.😁
Captain: forget the gold your coming with me
Me: okay-, well- off into the ocean i go--
Once he started talking about finding something and said fair maiden, I pretended to grab my imaginary pirate sword and fight XD but we fight with passion 💓 lol
"ME AND DA BOYS HERE-"
I'm sorry my brain for some reason went straight to 40K orks
Did you just say I can become a pirate sir? Alrighty but I expect to be allowed to fight and plunder with the rest of ya. Give me some trousers and a well worn coat and don't complain if I get my way regularly. Bring me that horizon!
Real like if he just pitched joining the crew I'd happily oblige
But this seems more like a weird pet scenario so it just made me mad
" prized possession " intresting way to put it sir.
Love the fact that you incorporate Geico insurance on almost all of your videos 😂
3:27 that's just a theory a film theory
😆😆😆😆
Him: put it on
Me: uhh sir I’m not changing in front of you -.-
Him: I own you so put it on
Me: turn around or I’ll beat the manners into you I don’t care if you’re a pirate I know your parents raised you better !!
This is AMAZING ❤
HIS VOICE ! 💕
THE SCRIPT 💕
ALL ARE SOO GOOD 💕🛐
Aww thank you so much! 😊🖤
@@lordvalentinreal gah! N-no problem 😖💕💕💕*screaming*
I hit play on the video and opened the description. 22 seconds in and I’m giggling too much to focus as I fully empathize with the statement of you running into the bathroom door, not once but twice.
the amount of milliseconds it would take for me to board his ship would be very few i fell in love at his voice
You'll be coming with me
*Just stares then hisses*
Fr, the only loot on this ship is the 15 fucking lore books in my personal collection.
Also.....I'm the only *booty* on this ship, apparently. "Fair maiden" my battle-scarred, dirt-tanned, swearing-like-a-sailor, perpetually drunk ass.
ngl i connected you running into your bathroom door TWICE to the character in the audio and i cannot take it seriously anymore😭❤️❤️
Fair enough 😂
Him:now that your on our side…
WHAT I NEVER SAID SHIT ABOUT THAT
Too bad 😤
@@lordvalentinreal kerchow. Pepper spray >:D
@@Vincentxoxo kerchow this is 1782
@@lordvalentinreal sandle it is then, gotta do it like my momma
They fell first but he fell harder kinda vibe and i love it!
Me ,the merchant ,carrying essentially the equivalent of the Library of Alexandria in my hold going.....what....You want my books??? fine, but I get to keep you
Pirate, talking about entertainment.
Me: Excuse me? I ain't no walking entertainment walkshow SIR-
Just wanted to listen to something to fall asleep but woke straight up when he made a Geico joke.😆
XD I feel that man- I can't count how many times I've walked into my door because I leave it open and then the wind closes it and I just wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I just headbutt. 🤣
it certainly doesn't help when the door is painted super dark and its the middle of the night 😂😂
@@lordvalentinreal Nope might as well just be a black hole and fall through darkness than bash your face into a door xD
I walk into windows all the time 💀 im like a freakin pigeon
@@Nmth_diuss bro- how- like the big ones in like business building?
@@ByxxTheDairne those too.. 💀 Every window you can imagine
Are you okay? I mean it must have hurt to run into the door...
Btw I love your descriptions 😂💞
Yea I'm fine now, but who knows when the next door incident is gonna happen 😂 Thanks for reading the description btw!
I need to hear more of this pirate ☠️ a part two maybe? 😁
You know it!
the captain : the rags you're wearing
me : excuse me?! EXCUSE ME?! HAVE U SEEN UR FACE?!
U mad bro?
@@lordvalentinreal MAYBE A LITTLE
@@mckaeya3979 That's okay, you wanna talk about your problems?
@@lordvalentinreal -._-. well if you want to hear them the list is long. Ya sure you wanna talk abt social axiety, depression? i have more -._-. but i don't think that's how you meant it
@@mckaeya3979 No like genuinely, if you need someone to talk to or if you just want to vent I'll listen to you, I know I was joking around earlier but seriously I'm all ears.
When he talked about a lizard insuring the ship I deadass said "Geico?" out loud
(My dumb autocorrect was being extra stupid)
OMG He voice❤️❤️
Val, we just got picked clean by another crew of pirates
That's it, entire crew is going overboard 😤
"Give us your goods"
Me: i'd rather die 😉
Alright yer walkin the plank 😤😂
@@lordvalentinreal but imma moonwalk on the plank 😌👌
@@fairy..gay..mother13 Shit I can respect that 😎
@@lordvalentinreal yessir 😎✌ oh and imma sub to u, your cool :)
@@fairy..gay..mother13 Thanks bruv 👍
“your quite outgunned” Ya I know😿. But thas good😝
Me: lol this day couldn’t get any funnier..
Me: *7 seconds into the video*
Him: mE aNd ThE bOyS-
EXUSE ME WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Storyline and the voice modulation nailed it🤩
"oh no, please don't check the captains quarters" 🙄🙄
Lmao I'm too sarcastic for these types of situations
Him- “your coming with me”
Me-(already on the boat) so we going or?
"That's where you keeping the real BOOTY"
This is great after having a full day of band camp, one of many to come. Thank you as always and 🎉 on over 900
Ohh what instrument? Also thank you! 🥳
@@lordvalentinreal b flat clarinet
@@dinkycarne7111 Making Squidward proud! 😃
@@lordvalentinreal that's true
OH MY GOD SKELETON WARRIORS oh shiver me Timbers me rn kicking them because there is nothing holding the skeletons up
him:i own u you have no chose
me:*bites him in the arm (to prove no one owns me)*
I forgot they use to call treasure booty LMAO🤣🤷♀️
Me: sir do you really think I have any money or treasures? I’m ✨ B r o k e ✨
That's okay, you're the only treasure I see 😏😳
@@lordvalentinreal 😳 ooo ok
@@lordvalentinreal Kinky
@@miss.Coffee What?
@@Deutsche.Kinder I don't remember why I said that sorry.
✌️💀 not my pirate phase coming back cause of this man
I never left the pirate phase 😫
@@lordvalentinreal U🫦U
Oh my oh my ,first time listening and I'm not disappointed.
Thank you! 🖤🖤
Same besty
Damn it! This keeps on giving me Elizabeth and POTC vibes
"I'm not leaving empty handed"
Too bad. I'm broke as fck- I had to steal this.
damn... the rasp shook me.
I was talking with my friend and she wanted to call so I told her “ can’t I’m in a predicament with the Pirate and his boys”
I enjoyed this and your voice was soothing. You have a new subscriber.
Thank you! 🖤
Is everyone ignoring the fact he complimented our bootie by saying "i came here for bootie and fount it after all" (not exact words but you get the point)
You're gonna take me and not even let me take some of my shit!? Oh c'mon!*angry goblin noises*
Sir im mentally ill, fatherless, single, lonly and despret.
I WILL GLADLY JUST WALK ON UR SHIP FOR A SINGLE HUG
"Surrender ye goods"
Me: oh can do sir I'm broke
I am here again 😅
Yesterday was tiring. It is Eid for Muslims and bro believe me, it is like 47C° where I live and my ac decided to say goodbye, later at night I realized I had forgotten to check the main power board, it's switch had tripped due to some prob. I SPENT MY WHOLE DAY LYING IN MY BED AND THEN REALIZED THIS AT 12AM JDHDGDHFDJ
Dude that sucks! I was without ac for the past month or so but it wasn't nearly that hot here 😅
@@lordvalentinreal also I hope your head doesn't hurt too bad.
bro same 💀✋
"Ur comming with me-"*run to his ship* yes sir😵
Its giving ✨Yandere✨ vibes👍
I’ll literally jump overboard
Admiring his voice
3:03 GEICO
This audio made me subscribe. I love a sexy pirate Dom. ;)
Thank you! Don't we all? 😁
Me : can I just die?
Well i suppose that's always an option 😭
Me:I Also Wanna Die
me: a boy listening to this and still enjoying-
istg I thought I liked women I'm so confused.
Anyways yes sir 😏
This is ur awakening
Me:Ummmm Am I Supposted Be..Nvm
Me Again:Wait *Realize* NOPE IMA GO🏃♀️
Him: "well well well..."
*me out of the blue*
Me rn: "what have we here...? SANTA CLAUS ?! Awoooooo~! I'm really scared ! So your the one that everybody is talking about *laughs*
(If you get the reference you had a good childhood)
Idk if it's right but I'm gonna guess nightmare before Christmas 😅
@@lordvalentinreal YES YOUR CORRECT!! that scene was when the boogeyman meet the Santa Claus
@@officiallsquirtle let's gooooo!
I guess I did not have a good childhood I don't like scary stuff not horror for me and skeleton
What Everyone else sees : pirate
What I see : Glucose Father-
Da-daddy I'm fine😳
sussy baka 😳😳
Him: Surrender ye goods or face the wrath of the dread pirate Val
Me: Haw haw, jokes on you, bruh; I'm broke 🤭💁♀️
I'm so sorry..first thing I thought was, "You gon rail me or not..?" 😭💀
Me literally pretending that I'm in the video 😂
"Won't you come into my arms-"
My stomach: *Normal*
"Darling"
My stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Me: WHY DOES THE WORD "Darling" ALWAYS TRIGGER MY STOMACH BRO!! 😭😭
Id never survive id be giggling like a child at the word booty
Him: Lay in my bed
Me jumping on the bed….
Am I here cuz I’m going to watch the whole series?? Yes^^ YES I AAAAAMMMMMM MUHAHAHAHAHAH>:}
Anyways I’m gonna enjoy this💁♀️💃🏼
I hope you have a wonderful listening experience 🥰
Wow the voice 👀😳
When he said I’m lookin for booty it reminded me of that one boondocks episode
"Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours."
"Me and my bois here"
me: *G I R L S! L E T S K I L L E M-*
“ More than 1m dabloons” HAHAHAH
I’m so fucking childish 1:13 made me smile 😭
"what's the matter? Oh that's where your keeping the real booty huh"
*Wheezes* YES OUR CAPTIAN IS C A K E D
Edit: omg I was joking when I said our captain was cakes but alright guess we caked. Ks
Mans went y o I n k
Say Less 😎
less
@@lordvalentinreal 🧍
Sir...this is a Chillis.
uh- i have no words for this also lets try not to run into doors and glass doors ( i ran into a glass door today T^T )
Are you okay it must have hurt run into your bathroom door twice anyway just checking 😬😬😬😬😐
Yea im good that was like 2 weeks ago lol
Lol 😁😁just checking
@@Emily-yt7eg I appreciate it nonetheless 😂
Good thanks for doing what you're doing