Evie doing what good wives have done since the dawn of civilisation: saving their husbands by forcing them to seek medical attention when they CLEARLY need it. Thanks again Evie!
Married men live longer than single men for a good reason. Wives dragging their husbands to the doctor and telling them to tell the doctor how they REALLY feel.
@Chillbillvol2what OP is referencing is studies which show that married males benefit from marriage and live longer than unmarried males due to the leadership that women take in marriages to keep their families healthy. (Married women, on the other hand, die earlier than unmarried women.) Marriage benefits males.
@@LindaC616 I came out of anesthesia while having a nightmare about a home invasion, so I started screaming and swearing and trying to fight off the staff. I remembered I was at the hospital halfway through it, and then when I could open my eyes I was in the recovery room. The recovery room nurse was an older man who made fun of because, apparently, I screamed loud enough to be heard through two sets of double doors. I feel sorry for anyone who was at the hospital that day and was nervous for their stay because I'm sure hearing that didn't help!
@@HellHunter00 missed that one. My favorite was the young girl talking about how she had to study hard and get good grades, and she wasn't going to eat pickled eggs anymore. And in that same compilation, a young girl who thought she killed her little brother with her arm cast bc she was Thor. 🤣
Thank you, Evie, and Stephen’s long-time driver (sorry - can’t remember the name) for overriding Stephen’s “I just need to go home and go to bed” (while battling systemic sepsis) and telling him he is going to the Hospital. And Thank You, “Morphine Love” Nicole and the Staff at St. Barnabas, for getting our boy back in fighting form. America and the World rely on Mr. Colbert for our sanity. All the best of the Season to the Colbert Family and everyone at TSSC. ✌️🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄🇨🇦
She's gotten so confident and polished! It's hard to be an empty nester. I hope she's feeling revitalized and they're facing this new chapter of their lives with the strength and happiness they deserve ❤
Morphine love in the hospital is amusing. Stephen and Evie's love is beautiful! I love seeing Stephen react to Evie coming out dressed up and Evie's confidence in herself and their marriage! So glad she is willing to come on the show
I adore her. She’s the whole package, beautiful, funny, mom-like and an amazing cheerleader for Stephen. I especially love her blouse in this episode. I need it! 🥰
@askew666 That glance that they gave each other when he complimented hwr on the sparkles makes me wonder if whatever the stylist picks out for her is going to wind up in her closet. And that look they exchanged said that they both know it 😅
During the early days of lockdown, when they were using (if memory serves) a converted storeroom as a studio/set, they had only one camera. You always knew when Evie was there, though. Her laughter is so heartfelt and genuine, she was a marvelous audience unto herself. It's wonderful when a couple can still make one another laugh after decades.
I cheer from my home every time Evie is even mentioned let alone appears on the show!!!Thank God for Evie making sure Stephen got to the hospital Happy Holidays to you and your family ❤❤❤
You have the greatest guests. You've done top notch shows for so long, expert improv, quick witted humor, and I don't think I could make it through these absurd, chaotic times without your commentary. But NOTHING you do is as heart warming, life affirming, and hope giving as when you and Evie appear together. The deep love just radiates and the mutual respect and togetherness is so beautiful it makes my heart sing.
In terms of couples on TV, these two are the relationship goals that the majority aim for. They crack each other up after so many years and are still smiles, jokes, and playful teasing. So many famous people with spouses we see on the tube, it all seems like they just want to get it over with because it's more about appearances and business than genuine love anymore. The good nature feels forced, it feels awkward right away, and the moment they're away from the cameras you just know they're rushing to get and be anywhere else. But never with these two.
"There's a week, there's a lot to be done." "You're allowed to be done early." "...No." As a former Catholic whose parents took Xmas seriously, this was a full body feeling.
It's kind of silly to equate Catholicism with strong Christmas traditions. It wasn't many generations ago that your church banned Christmas. My family always took Christmas very seriously with no religion at all.
@earthlingsunited2663 what is wrong with you and dingle butt above. Way to pee on someone who is just sharing a memory. It's not like he, or she dissed yours. Take a .pill
UA-cam is the only way I could watch our Sweet Evie .Why is CBS & DirecTV fighting at Christmas time ?????? I laughed so hard when Evie threw Stephen under the bus about the Nurse so hilarious . Merry Christmas & A Happy New to Everybody
I'm still on the fence about between him and Seth Meyers. They both have really dynamite writer teams, and also obviously terrific chemistry with them. Sometimes, it's not a matter of who's best, it's just a matter of taste. Do I want a hot dog or an ice cream cone?
*Evie! Evie! Evie!* Already thought your were awesome, Evie, but now you're officially as cool as Spock! Take it from a Trekker, that's an impossible feat, but you've done it, by saving not only your husband's life, but every life saved because the both of you are in this world! Happy Holidays to you both!!! ❤🖖🕯
The love they have for each other is so obvious and it’s wonderful to see. I was lucky to have spent 12 years with my wife before she passed away with a brain tumour at 50. Stephen has sadly suffered personal tragedy in his life and I’m so happy he is so happy with Evie. He is a really funny, smart, hugely gifted comedian, and a lovely decent person as well.
My Solstice drum circle involves a LOT of clothing, thank you! 🎶Stephen, it's cold outside!🎶 I love drumming up the sun, but I'm not about to freeze my bits off in the process. 😆🥶 Happy Holidays to you and everyone at the Late Show! 💖
MORE EVIE, MORE EVIE!!! Stephen, I, and a great many of your followers fell in love with your wife's gorgeous giggles in the background of the COVID broom closet. It's wonderful to see her on stage with you at these special times of year - but I think all Evie fans would like to see more of her. Merry Christmas, my friend.
Hahahhaa I love their chemistry, and seeing how the on-screen version of it has grown with each iteration of the segment. It’s a delight to watch the mask slip off for just a moment when they break into such genuine laughter and tease each other. It really seems like they deeply, deeply love each other ❤
His job regularly involves making dick jokes, smearing food all over various parts of his body, and occasionally having Jon Stewart spit water in his face! I think he'll survive a little gentle teasing about his morphine trip.
I love the story about Stephen talking to the nurse after morphine. As a retired nurse lots of people say funny things after you give them pain meds. 😂😂😂
You and Evie, are amazing! You’d be honestly adored as president and Evie being First Lady! Your NOT TO OLD! Your good at running the show! And it’s not to late!
Elves were once considered the same way that Angels were considered. Elven Evie the Angel 🧝♀️ Your dynamic is Celestial (I can think of no other appropriate term). The two of you are relationship goals. I'm glad Evie still has her Stephen to hold hands with ❤❤
Evie doing what good wives have done since the dawn of civilisation: saving their husbands by forcing them to seek medical attention when they CLEARLY need it. Thanks again Evie!
Married men live longer than single men for a good reason. Wives dragging their husbands to the doctor and telling them to tell the doctor how they REALLY feel.
@Chillbillvol2True. . . But those aren't "good" wives.
@Chillbillvol2what OP is referencing is studies which show that married males benefit from marriage and live longer than unmarried males due to the leadership that women take in marriages to keep their families healthy. (Married women, on the other hand, die earlier than unmarried women.) Marriage benefits males.
And the driver, who was so ready to disobey Stephen's instructions!
@@peachesandpoetsThat is some interesting statistics right there
Love how Evie throws those wild pitches that catch Stephen off guard and can't recover from ~
😂😂😂 @ nurses and "morphine love"
It's a thing, trust me
@Mark-ki7ic I love those "people coming off anesthesia" compilations 😅
@@LindaC616 The guy coming down while talking to the girlfriend's dad telling him how much he loved her. 😂
@@LindaC616 I came out of anesthesia while having a nightmare about a home invasion, so I started screaming and swearing and trying to fight off the staff.
I remembered I was at the hospital halfway through it, and then when I could open my eyes I was in the recovery room. The recovery room nurse was an older man who made fun of because, apparently, I screamed loud enough to be heard through two sets of double doors.
I feel sorry for anyone who was at the hospital that day and was nervous for their stay because I'm sure hearing that didn't help!
@@HellHunter00 missed that one. My favorite was the young girl talking about how she had to study hard and get good grades, and she wasn't going to eat pickled eggs anymore. And in that same compilation, a young girl who thought she killed her little brother with her arm cast bc she was Thor. 🤣
Love how loud the crowd got even in anticipation of Evie walking out!
Her laugh brightened the COVID storage closet episodes
I don't know why they care so much about a rich man's wife. The simping must rub off on her and everything he touches.
@@citypavementAwww hunny
@@citypavementoh, look, another member of the Loneliness Epidemic
@@tylerkochman1007 And likely that went a LOOOONG way towards keeping Stephen sane during those COVID episodes.
Thank you, Evie, and Stephen’s long-time driver (sorry - can’t remember the name) for overriding Stephen’s “I just need to go home and go to bed” (while battling systemic sepsis) and telling him he is going to the Hospital. And Thank You, “Morphine Love” Nicole and the Staff at St. Barnabas, for getting our boy back in fighting form. America and the World rely on Mr. Colbert for our sanity. All the best of the Season to the Colbert Family and everyone at TSSC. ✌️🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄🇨🇦
Thank God for Pablo the driver. He understood that Evie knows best.
I hope Stephen doesn't overdo it on his First Day of Alcohol, or he won't be in fighting form for long. Unless it's fighting-against-gravity form.
Well said!
Yes! The driver!
Evie sure has come into her own.
I remember how reserved she was when she first started doing bits during lockdown.
She's just so lovely and bubbly .
She's gotten so confident and polished! It's hard to be an empty nester. I hope she's feeling revitalized and they're facing this new chapter of their lives with the strength and happiness they deserve ❤
One of the only good things to come out of lockdown.
Evie is hysterical and she and Stephen make a wonderful couple.
Eve slaying her husband for his nurse flirt, in the most gracious and sweet way!
Morphine love in the hospital is amusing. Stephen and Evie's love is beautiful! I love seeing Stephen react to Evie coming out dressed up and Evie's confidence in herself and their marriage! So glad she is willing to come on the show
Evie = National Treasure ❤️
The best thing to come out of pandemic times is more Evie.❤
I adore her. She’s the whole package, beautiful, funny, mom-like and an amazing cheerleader for Stephen.
I especially love her blouse in this episode. I need it! 🥰
@askew666 That glance that they gave each other when he complimented hwr on the sparkles makes me wonder if whatever the stylist picks out for her is going to wind up in her closet. And that look they exchanged said that they both know it 😅
She looks much younger. How could it possible? Colbert looks like a yummy sugar daddy beside her😂.
Absolutely. Cheers to Evie!
During the early days of lockdown, when they were using (if memory serves) a converted storeroom as a studio/set, they had only one camera. You always knew when Evie was there, though. Her laughter is so heartfelt and genuine, she was a marvelous audience unto herself. It's wonderful when a couple can still make one another laugh after decades.
Having Evie on stage is such a treat. She's gracious and glamorous and everything gets merry and bright when she's around 💖🎄
Steve must be the greatest husband in the world. He treats Evie like a queen.
On camera
@@citypavement Ok Debi Downer.
@@citypavement I feel really sorry for your miserable life.. spreading only hate under every comment
The way he looks at her makes it evident that he adores her! He is a lucky man!
Fo sho he adores her. When he said come here so he could kiss her was so precious@@kathleenclark5877
An appearance by Evie is such a great treat. Evie and Stephen’s chemistry together is magical ❤️
He really liked the morphine
Who doesn't?....you know, when you actually need it.
I love that he has his wife on with him for special sets. 💕
We love Evie...Thanks for dropping the skinny on his hospital stay...so very relieved he is recovering so well.
I cheer from my home every time Evie is even mentioned let alone appears on the show!!!Thank God for Evie making sure Stephen got to the hospital Happy Holidays to you and your family ❤❤❤
Oh, Evie, how beautifully you described Stephen's "morphine love." You are tops!!!
Evie McGee Colbert: The undisputed darling of late night television!!❤
E-VIE! E-VIE! E-VIE! I love her soooo much! Stephen and Evie should have a regular segment!!!😃⭐️❤️
No.
I like that she's a special treat
Well considering they now have done “Halloween Cards”, they’ll pick any old holiday and use it as an excuse to do this segment with Evie.
She should be on the show at least once a month. She's so funny and Stephen can't help but crack up. Awesome magic! Karl
That morphine story was just wonderful.😂🤣
Evie calling out Stephen on his "morphine love" for his nurse was priceless! We love Evie!
They crack each other up! Still got that⚡️even after so many years.
Stephen blushes in such a cute way!
Evie busting Stephen's chops is just comedy gold!
Stephen lights up like a Christmas tree, every time he sees Evie. So endearing 🎄♥
Stephen courting Evie: "Stick with me honey, and I'll have the toast of New York at your feet." And he did. Promise kept.
This is relationship goals. They are just hilarious together. May they have many more happy years together. Happy holidays everyone!
You have the greatest guests. You've done top notch shows for so long, expert improv, quick witted humor, and I don't think I could make it through these absurd, chaotic times without your commentary.
But NOTHING you do is as heart warming, life affirming, and hope giving as when you and Evie appear together. The deep love just radiates and the mutual respect and togetherness is so beautiful it makes my heart sing.
In terms of couples on TV, these two are the relationship goals that the majority aim for.
They crack each other up after so many years and are still smiles, jokes, and playful teasing.
So many famous people with spouses we see on the tube, it all seems like they just want to get it over with because it's more about appearances and business than genuine love anymore. The good nature feels forced, it feels awkward right away, and the moment they're away from the cameras you just know they're rushing to get and be anywhere else. But never with these two.
They are just too lovely together.
I love a woman with a wicked sense of humor!
I love how she always manages to make him turn red as a tomato with "hey remember how you hit on the nurse when you were high as a kite?" 💀😅
"There's a week, there's a lot to be done."
"You're allowed to be done early."
"...No."
As a former Catholic whose parents took Xmas seriously, this was a full body feeling.
It's kind of silly to equate Catholicism with strong Christmas traditions. It wasn't many generations ago that your church banned Christmas. My family always took Christmas very seriously with no religion at all.
@earthlingsunited2663 what is wrong with you and dingle butt above. Way to pee on someone who is just sharing a memory. It's not like he, or she dissed yours. Take a .pill
I've been sick for the past couple of days, and seeing these two be so loving to each other makes me feel better. They are a global treasure.
Feel better!
@@edwardizhonig204 Thanks man. :)
4:35 favourite part 😄 Evie is amazing as always ☺
They are so genuinely adorable.
The morphine kicked in and Steve went straight into 'interview' mode.😄
That's his story and he is sticking to it!😅
UA-cam is the only way I could watch our Sweet Evie .Why is CBS & DirecTV fighting at Christmas time ?????? I laughed so hard when Evie threw Stephen under the bus about the Nurse so hilarious . Merry Christmas & A Happy New to Everybody
I love that everyone loves Evie as much as Stephen loves Evie.
Wow. I have a big grin watching this. Merry Christmas everyone 🎉
I know I’m not the only one, but these two together make me grin like a silly fool 😍
Colbert has the best writers.
And the best wife!
And the best nurse!
Whoever wrote Colbert's ruptured appendix story is brilliant. Assuming it was all from Steven but that was one funny story.
And my axe!
I'm still on the fence about between him and Seth Meyers. They both have really dynamite writer teams, and also obviously terrific chemistry with them.
Sometimes, it's not a matter of who's best, it's just a matter of taste. Do I want a hot dog or an ice cream cone?
*Evie! Evie! Evie!*
Already thought your were awesome, Evie, but now you're officially as cool as Spock! Take it from a Trekker, that's an impossible feat, but you've done it, by saving not only your husband's life, but every life saved because the both of you are in this world! Happy Holidays to you both!!! ❤🖖🕯
Get well soon, Benny!
Evie is truly one of my favorite parts of the show! And OMG she got Stephen blushing so bad!!! 🤣🤣🤣
She is such darling lady,with an incredible sense of humor,Merry Christmas Evie ! Good to see you both well
MORE EVIE!!!
The love they have for each other is so obvious and it’s wonderful to see. I was lucky to have spent 12 years with my wife before she passed away with a brain tumour at 50. Stephen has sadly suffered personal tragedy in his life and I’m so happy he is so happy with Evie. He is a really funny, smart, hugely gifted comedian, and a lovely decent person as well.
God you two are so securely attached it's like a movie. Evie is great. Your marriage is great. I love it.
Always love watching you two lovebirds interact. You are blessed, truly. Such funny drafts of the cards.
Evie is always a joy, the highlight of the show ❤
We ❤Evie!!!
The perfect duo in more ways than one!!
Merry Christmas Colbert family!!!!
My Solstice drum circle involves a LOT of clothing, thank you! 🎶Stephen, it's cold outside!🎶 I love drumming up the sun, but I'm not about to freeze my bits off in the process. 😆🥶
Happy Holidays to you and everyone at the Late Show! 💖
Clearly you were speaking directly to me, so I had to respond! 😁
Merry Met and Joyous Yule!
MORE EVIE, MORE EVIE!!!
Stephen, I, and a great many of your followers fell in love with your wife's gorgeous giggles in the background of the COVID broom closet.
It's wonderful to see her on stage with you at these special times of year - but I think all Evie fans would like to see more of her.
Merry Christmas, my friend.
Evie is the best! ❤. I wish she were on more often. Those two are so great together on and off screen!
Happy Holidays Colbert family 🎄🎁🤗❤❤
Hahahhaa I love their chemistry, and seeing how the on-screen version of it has grown with each iteration of the segment. It’s a delight to watch the mask slip off for just a moment when they break into such genuine laughter and tease each other. It really seems like they deeply, deeply love each other ❤
All I want for Christmas is the first drafts of First Drafts because I want more of Evie!! First Drafts extended cut!
The Queen has returned!!! Bow peasants!!! 🤩
Right
Evie is a keeper!! I love that she is healthy and happy and absolutely "one of us"!
I really want a box of that first draft card about the dinosaurs. 😂🤣😂🖖💕
I was thinking I wanted a box of the Star Wars brother-sister love... :D :D :D
Dino card please!😂
First drafts with Evie might be THE best thing to have come out of lock-downs.
What a beautiful couple.
I love her toothy smile!
Love Evie on the show!! She needs to be on more…to share more stories about Stephen..lol
I have breakfast every morning (that there is an show) with Stephen. Awww so nice.
I just Love Evie. She is just perfect.
Poor Stephen, Evie embarrassed him so bad in front of his audience! I loved it so much, but I still feel so bad for him! 😂
His job regularly involves making dick jokes, smearing food all over various parts of his body, and occasionally having Jon Stewart spit water in his face! I think he'll survive a little gentle teasing about his morphine trip.
We need to see more of you and your wife. It is so beautiful watching you both interact! You have an amazing better half Stephen :).
Evie dishing on Stephan's morphine love was both amusing and cute. Best part of the bit.
I smile really big when Evie comes out, she’s awesome!
Lovely and fantastic energy. Beautiful Soul
Evie’s delivery of, “Nicole, what’s your story?” is world class comedy
They are just so lovely and genuine together❣ it’s not magic it’s hard work, just like for the rest of us. Much respect for them as a couple
Evie is great! I hope we see more of this. 😊
i wish these segments with Evie could go forever.
I love seeing them together. The "morphine love" story was hilarious!
Always great when Evie is on the show…today she was truly on fire 🔥 🤗🤪👍🌷
Thank you Evie for being a wonderful and Joyous being 🙏😍 And, my own imaginery BFF 💕❤
LOVE LOVE LOVE Evie !
They are adorable together. So wholesome
Evie is just the best!!!
YAY, another Evie episode!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣 Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to all! 🎁 🌲
I love when she says stuff she's not supposed to... those are always the best.
Evie showing some real personality in these segments!
Merry Christmas, Evie & Stephen! Love to see Evie. ❤ She made Stephen blush telling the nurse Nicole story.
I always love the segments with Evie. :)
Such a beautiful couple.❤
I love the story about Stephen talking to the nurse after morphine. As a retired nurse lots of people say funny things after you give them pain meds. 😂😂😂
🎄😁🎄
Love you together! Merry Christmas from my family to yours!
You and Evie, are amazing! You’d be honestly adored as president and Evie being First Lady! Your NOT TO OLD! Your good at running the show! And it’s not to late!
Evie as First Lady! Wouldn’t that be a hoot!! 🎄😁🎄
Thank you Evie! American Stephen fans are forever grateful!
This is what Humanity could and should be like!!! 🌹🌹🌹
On a side note, the dinosaur card is awesome. Perfect for the atheist friend with a sense of humor. ✌😄
Haha yep, every once in a while I really like that first draft way more.
Love these two
The holidays are worth waiting for thanks to Evie.
Elves were once considered the same way that Angels were considered.
Elven Evie the Angel 🧝♀️
Your dynamic is Celestial (I can think of no other appropriate term). The two of you are relationship goals.
I'm glad Evie still has her Stephen to hold hands with ❤❤
Evie is so adorable.
I love Evie. A breath of fresh air.
You gotta love Evie.