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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • The Dutchman’s Key... on Kill Tony with Tony HinchCliffe, Tom Green, Adam Ray, and Brian Redban #KillTony 655 #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #Roseanne #TimDillon #DavidLucas #TonyHinchcliffe #ShaneGillis #comedy #comedymothership #joerogan #standup #standupcomedy #williammontgomery #shorts #jokes

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  • @ps1master-class150
    @ps1master-class150 6 місяців тому +676

    He is the real life version of a robot chicken compilation.

  • @i8764theKevassitant
    @i8764theKevassitant 6 місяців тому +1679

    Maybach music after singing nickelback is wild

    • @poopool_Q
      @poopool_Q 6 місяців тому +25

      It made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @GenesisG70LaunchEdition
      @GenesisG70LaunchEdition 6 місяців тому +7

      Crying laughing so hard lol 😂

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine 6 місяців тому +2

      That got me

    • @yugiisama
      @yugiisama 6 місяців тому +6

      need that rick ross x chad kroeger collab for the culture

    • @Reptar-1
      @Reptar-1 6 місяців тому +7

      It’s really not that wild

  • @bbmanguy610
    @bbmanguy610 6 місяців тому +1511

    Never made it as a wise man

    • @darrenjones7487
      @darrenjones7487 6 місяців тому +10

      He said it in 4 words.

    • @austinaussiec
      @austinaussiec 6 місяців тому +3

      @@darrenjones7487Neva Maydit Aza Whyz Man. 🤘🏼🤣🤘🏼

    • @tjkiely1391
      @tjkiely1391 6 місяців тому +18

      Who what Wiseman

    • @GoldenKnightmare79
      @GoldenKnightmare79 6 місяців тому +10

      Couldn’t cut it as a poor man stealing

    • @TheGoldenSkelly
      @TheGoldenSkelly 6 місяців тому +3

      Some people born made to wave the flag😮 ok very cool alright

  • @jacobpressley4449
    @jacobpressley4449 6 місяців тому +140

    “I think I just shook my NuvaRing loose.” had me dying… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EV-tr2qm
      @EV-tr2qm 3 місяці тому +1

      I started crying 😭😭

    • @SONGTIERS
      @SONGTIERS 5 днів тому

      Is that the d piercing name ?

  • @mrMCawsom
    @mrMCawsom 6 місяців тому +329

    The classic Dutchman's Key, very well played.

    • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
      @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 6 місяців тому +14

      True almost lost me but brought it back around with the Dutchman’s key

    • @Mr.GotchaGirl
      @Mr.GotchaGirl 5 місяців тому +2

      How tf is the Dutchman’s key funny? Im clearly missing something cause dudes just saying stuff

    • @Bob-nb4yo
      @Bob-nb4yo 5 місяців тому

      Flying Dutchmen from SpongeBob or different guy ?

    • @Mr.GotchaGirl
      @Mr.GotchaGirl 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Bob-nb4yo I’m assuming SpongeBob? I just don’t get it… n why is it in his mouth?… I’m so lost

    • @sbFreakinxRican
      @sbFreakinxRican 5 місяців тому +24

      @@Mr.GotchaGirldude it’s the Dutchman’s key. What do you not get?

  • @grantwlms
    @grantwlms 6 місяців тому +57

    I like how he doesn't even have any sort of story around it, he just spits it out lmfao

    • @baitball4665
      @baitball4665 2 місяці тому +2

      He can smell ghosts now

    • @xVILLZ559x
      @xVILLZ559x 14 днів тому

      There's a story there, just have to drink some tuss to understand it😂

  • @davidcunningham1863
    @davidcunningham1863 6 місяців тому +1047

    Some real trap shit.

  • @robbieanderegg664
    @robbieanderegg664 6 місяців тому +602

    Brought to you by, Crystal meth 😂😂😂😂

    • @trevmason2352
      @trevmason2352 6 місяців тому +15

      You wouldn’t be able to hang

    • @justinholland8476
      @justinholland8476 6 місяців тому +14

      He just mething around up there bro let him be

    • @robbieanderegg664
      @robbieanderegg664 6 місяців тому +3

      @@justinholland8476 see that behavior all the time in East side LV

    • @allstarbusboy
      @allstarbusboy 6 місяців тому +3

      @@trevmason2352 mfs say this than suck on road salt when they can't get to a bump xD

    • @djkd21
      @djkd21 6 місяців тому +2

      And too much Adderall

  • @MichaelWonka
    @MichaelWonka 6 місяців тому +80

    "Danny Phantom" 😂

    • @azproductions2407
      @azproductions2407 6 місяців тому +1

      lol I was lookin to see if anyone else caught that, lol wtf is that who even is Danny

    • @PuRpLeDaNk1
      @PuRpLeDaNk1 6 місяців тому +1

      @@azproductions2407 Danny phantom was a cartoon ..a boy who could see and interact with ghosts

    • @McCheeseincakes
      @McCheeseincakes 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@azproductions2407 Nickelodeon cartoon where a teen becomes "half ghost" and uses his new powers as a superhero to defeat other ghosts.

    • @jesser999
      @jesser999 5 місяців тому +1

      Yo danny Fenton he was just 15 when his parents built a very strange machine designed to view a world unseen

  • @The_Big_Unit69
    @The_Big_Unit69 6 місяців тому +261

    If A.D.H.D was a human 😂

    • @AboveAverageIntelligence
      @AboveAverageIntelligence 6 місяців тому +11

      I thought he had high functioning schizophrenia 😂😂

    • @LarryFish3rman
      @LarryFish3rman 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AboveAverageIntelligence He could still easily have some form of OCD or another movement disorder like Chorea or Tourettes.
      His pupils aren't as large as you sometimes see with Amphetamine or coke usage.

    • @DISEASEOFNORM
      @DISEASEOFNORM 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@LarryFish3rman it's a bit. He was pretty normal when he did Matt and Shane's pod

    • @danielnlmb
      @danielnlmb 5 місяців тому

      @@DISEASEOFNORMyea this guy has no mental illness he just sucks at stand up 🤣

    • @IzkAndrew
      @IzkAndrew 4 місяці тому +1

      As a man with ADHD this is over stimulating 😂😂

  • @michaelkessler856
    @michaelkessler856 3 місяці тому +2

    There is no one in the comedy game right now quite like Casey Rocket.

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 25 днів тому

      Nope there's tons of 1st time bucket pulls who do the same off the wall shit but somehow Casey Rocket made a name for himself

  • @jacksodudee
    @jacksodudee 6 місяців тому +363

    Man idk what it says about me but I fucking hate Hans Kim and I love Casey Rocket.

    • @gsgswineflu2842
      @gsgswineflu2842 6 місяців тому +61

      I don’t understand why anyone liked Hans

    • @juventusfc0520
      @juventusfc0520 6 місяців тому +7

      Same

    • @petebop
      @petebop 6 місяців тому +20

      I know what it says about you. PR NIGHTMARE! Scientists hate this guy!

    • @Zedsdead83
      @Zedsdead83 6 місяців тому +11

      1000% with u there budy. Fukc hanz kim. Casey is ligit funny af. He gonna be big.

    • @cno733
      @cno733 6 місяців тому

  • @samorai1997
    @samorai1997 2 місяці тому +7

    Had to hit em’ with the Dutchman’s Key

  • @Buck_Fudder
    @Buck_Fudder 6 місяців тому +78

    The nuva ring joke was overlooked by the entire crowd

    • @Weoutherewildin
      @Weoutherewildin 6 місяців тому +4

      Except it got a laugh… but yeah you’re special for getting the joke. Hope you feel smart and special.

    • @Buck_Fudder
      @Buck_Fudder 6 місяців тому +22

      @@Weoutherewildin I hope you feel smart and special too bud

    • @Knifymoloko
      @Knifymoloko 6 місяців тому +11

      I hope y'all can kiss and make up, buds

    • @sportsandstuff2482
      @sportsandstuff2482 6 місяців тому +1

      Everyone should feel special and smart ​@@Weoutherewildin

    • @dblackout1107
      @dblackout1107 3 місяці тому +1

      I hope y’all put each other’s nuvarings back in for each other and share some tuss

  • @briantomcollins
    @briantomcollins 6 місяців тому +21

    ''I think i shook my Nuvaring loose''😅

  • @javierramirez2437
    @javierramirez2437 6 місяців тому +170

    Alot of his jokes you gotta be relevant to the world and some inside jokes and small remarks are so random but make funny compliments to each other. Like that maybach music remark lol

    • @icab0225
      @icab0225 6 місяців тому +2

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Casey Rocket. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of current world happenings, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Casey's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Midwestern literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Casey Rocket truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Casey's existencial catchphrase "Maybach Music," which itself is a cryptic reference to Rick Ross. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kill Tony announces Casey wi

    • @Larryfromdebloq
      @Larryfromdebloq 4 місяці тому

      Bro stfu😂😂 the jokes are easy to understand yet they still suck. Im starting to believe that Tony is bringing on a bunch of dumbasses on purpose just to troll you all because he knows you’ll eat it up no matter what

  • @invaderp3155
    @invaderp3155 Місяць тому +1

    The Maybach music squat and his face when he said “I can smell ghosts now”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MrLoudthought
    @MrLoudthought 4 місяці тому +1

    "Smelling Ghosts" is WILD

  • @UOFKfan100
    @UOFKfan100 2 місяці тому +1

    That DOW jones joke aged phenomenally 😂

  • @TheLunarSurface
    @TheLunarSurface 6 місяців тому +62

    bro the JFK joke was wild

    • @mohnjarx7801
      @mohnjarx7801 6 місяців тому +5

      He stole that from me. I've been saying for years that JFK's death was an elaborate sue-ah-side

    • @TheLunarSurface
      @TheLunarSurface 6 місяців тому

      @@mohnjarx7801 tell me more

    • @Just_Another_Hoosier
      @Just_Another_Hoosier 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mohnjarx7801and you stole it from me. I've been saying that for one more years than you.

    • @Poopscoop33
      @Poopscoop33 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Just_Another_Hoosieryou stole it from me I’ve been saying for many many more more years than youuuuu

    • @chickendinner98
      @chickendinner98 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Poopscoop33my great grandfather has been saying that for twice as long as you

  • @Dooodeeeeaintfreee
    @Dooodeeeeaintfreee 5 місяців тому +10

    God damn he grew on me.

  • @cam5020
    @cam5020 6 місяців тому +7

    I don’t know if I could sit down and watch a full set of this. It’s anxiety inducing lol

  • @davidsteinke1
    @davidsteinke1 6 місяців тому +10

    Had to hit em with the dutchmans key

  • @BigChurch-c4k
    @BigChurch-c4k 26 днів тому

    He’s my favorite comedian of all time.

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 25 днів тому

      Wtf??? Jeezo man who else do you like? Lol

  • @stevekenna
    @stevekenna 5 місяців тому +3

    80s Howie Mandel called from 1987, and he wants his act back.

  • @EgregiousSideEye
    @EgregiousSideEye 3 місяці тому +1

    That man is what they used to call “touched in the head” 😅

  • @caseyleirer9677
    @caseyleirer9677 2 місяці тому +6

    I thought Casey had a third arm growing out of his pants when he showed the key

  • @Nalim69420
    @Nalim69420 6 місяців тому +35

    his act is an instagram brain rot meme compilation

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 25 днів тому

      Yeah and a testament to the tik tok induced low attention span of today's minds

  • @dustineldridge7313
    @dustineldridge7313 6 місяців тому +3

    Bro is my spirit animal if I could ignore my conscience and say everything that came to mind I would be this man

  • @24Deutschmark
    @24Deutschmark 4 місяці тому +2

    THE DUTCHMAN'S KEY lmao thank you for the upload

  • @devonconroy9494
    @devonconroy9494 5 місяців тому

    I fucking love Casey!

  • @davidchaplin8619
    @davidchaplin8619 Місяць тому

    I finally get his style of comedy 😂😂😂

  • @stevenbennett6598
    @stevenbennett6598 6 місяців тому +99

    He should try writing material.

    • @gsgswineflu2842
      @gsgswineflu2842 6 місяців тому +32

      I can tell you “NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN”

    • @bradenfry8939
      @bradenfry8939 6 місяців тому +7

      This is how you remind me

    • @salamandress
      @salamandress 6 місяців тому

      But he gets all his lines from a 2014 Knowyourmeme web page. It's free and all he has to do is screenshot.

    • @geesixnine
      @geesixnine 6 місяців тому +5

      Maybach music

    • @silentfaux3638
      @silentfaux3638 6 місяців тому +7

      I gotta get out of here guys, I told my girlfriend I would watch monster truck videos really loud while she sleeps.

  • @EvanMG17
    @EvanMG17 6 місяців тому

    The absolute mascot of unhinged behavior 😂

  • @Zoidberg420
    @Zoidberg420 4 місяці тому +5

    Getting some serious Robin Williams vibes from Danny

    • @josuerivera8058
      @josuerivera8058 3 місяці тому +2

      Robin Williams and Hedberg had a baby that drank waaaaay too much tuss 😂😂😂

    • @amesbrice
      @amesbrice Місяць тому

      ​@@josuerivera8058the tuss with get ya

    • @allosaurusfragilis7782
      @allosaurusfragilis7782 Місяць тому

      He's nearly funny

  • @rockwild737
    @rockwild737 6 місяців тому +2

    I'd like to see him attempt an hr long set cos it would beautifully horrible 😂😂

  • @Rizzinfallen1VODs
    @Rizzinfallen1VODs 6 місяців тому +1

    This is like early Howie Mandel and im all for it. I love this guys style.

  • @Iso-ky9nm
    @Iso-ky9nm 5 місяців тому

    Dippin’ a lead key for the last 6 hours lmao

  • @Ren-mv4ku
    @Ren-mv4ku 6 місяців тому +13

    Literally if all of my intrusive thoughts were a person

  • @dan13755
    @dan13755 6 місяців тому +2

    I gotta see him headline and see how long he can keep it up 😅

  • @Adrian-vd6ji
    @Adrian-vd6ji 6 місяців тому +4

    if just beinng weird is comedy then ive been a comedy all star LEGEND since 1987

  • @javziovaldez3024
    @javziovaldez3024 Місяць тому

    He HAD to 🤟

  • @mmegdaniel
    @mmegdaniel 27 днів тому

    The fucking Georgia southern hat is the cherry on top

  • @quanahlecornu478
    @quanahlecornu478 6 місяців тому +1

    Been up. Been down.
    This is my one nickelback song.

  • @Stank_Dank_
    @Stank_Dank_ 6 місяців тому +1

    JFK line was so wild 😭

  • @sickopierce
    @sickopierce 3 місяці тому

    I can smell ghosts now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AustimosPrime
    @AustimosPrime 6 місяців тому +2

    Georgia Southern hat???? Bro, let’s go!

  • @jacbojenkins
    @jacbojenkins 6 місяців тому +1

    certified hood classic

  • @SCheco3
    @SCheco3 5 місяців тому +2

    Tell me you're a millennial, without telling me you're a millennial.
    I got all the references. 😂💀🔥

  • @johnnicastro5931
    @johnnicastro5931 6 місяців тому +1

    What exactly is his bit?

  • @6demon6gang63
    @6demon6gang63 6 місяців тому +21

    We need a full cover that was amazing. I love this dudes energy so much hes the guy youd want to hang out with because itll never be a dull night

    • @liamnitro8043
      @liamnitro8043 6 місяців тому

      No trust me man, if you seen him in a podcast hes quick on his feet but hes no happy. Young guys like us have these nascar racing minds thoughts too fast to grasp onto everything at once all the time and despite the stupidity(humour) very smart people know more because they know how little they know and life is death and this guy, likes to make people laugh, but wants to die inside
      Hangs ching the banned regular on the other hand wants everyone else to die because hanks chin is stupid aye jan cuck rick won fuck hans kim

    • @isaacclinton7934
      @isaacclinton7934 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah because you're gonna be high as shit. Only on kill tony would this ever be considered an act of any kind.

    • @hard_beans
      @hard_beans 6 місяців тому

      ​@@isaacclinton7934 I'm sorry your life is that boring

    • @isaacclinton7934
      @isaacclinton7934 6 місяців тому

      @@hard_beans my life is boring because being a tweaker isn't funny to me? 💀

    • @hard_beans
      @hard_beans 6 місяців тому

      @@isaacclinton7934 yes

  • @minimumwagemillionaire
    @minimumwagemillionaire 2 місяці тому

    I fell out once he said Maybach music 😂😂😂

  • @Fofolamelame7189
    @Fofolamelame7189 5 місяців тому

    His nuvaring got my dying 😂

  • @bwillsskates2638
    @bwillsskates2638 Місяць тому +2

    I don’t want to say he’s unfunny but every time this guy has a set I’m just so confused and idk if I’m just out of touch or simple do not understand comedy. I love his energy tho, tony definitely loves him lol

  • @C.stone97
    @C.stone97 3 місяці тому

    A long neck ice cold tuss never broke my heart.

  • @jeremybennetts4310
    @jeremybennetts4310 Місяць тому

    The Goat!

  • @gavinremillard535
    @gavinremillard535 3 місяці тому

    dude he’s on something😂

  • @username7274
    @username7274 6 місяців тому

    😂😂drinking tussin 😂😂

  • @wesleydunphy9182
    @wesleydunphy9182 5 місяців тому

    Kill Tony is killing it

  • @deviction9314
    @deviction9314 2 місяці тому +1

    When after drinking 1/2 cup of coffee

  • @erikpeterson70
    @erikpeterson70 5 місяців тому

    He really is the embodiment of robotripping lmao

  • @HarryJBurton
    @HarryJBurton 6 місяців тому

    Had to hit em with the dutchman’s key

  • @SunblokAnsand
    @SunblokAnsand 2 місяці тому

    "Couldnt cut it as a meth head tweaking"

  • @technician0096
    @technician0096 6 місяців тому

    the fuck does a ghost SMELL like!? 😂😂

  • @tannerhadra803
    @tannerhadra803 2 місяці тому

    Why is the key bloody 😂

  • @bradnowellssoul
    @bradnowellssoul 5 місяців тому

    Casey grew on me hard. Ain’t no fuss on the tuss!!

  • @MrCrayEgg
    @MrCrayEgg 3 місяці тому

    Did he need to piss or something hahahah

  • @glasgowrangersyouletyourcl5032
    @glasgowrangersyouletyourcl5032 6 місяців тому +1

    I've never laughed at anyone on this show but it keeps showing up fs

  • @JohnnyVega-cc2rq
    @JohnnyVega-cc2rq 6 місяців тому +41

    So much better than Hans Kim. Hope this guy never leaves unless he wants to.

    • @Beck-Stein
      @Beck-Stein 4 місяці тому

      Both suck

    • @JohnnyVega-cc2rq
      @JohnnyVega-cc2rq 4 місяці тому

      @Beck-Stein He's not no David Lucas or even Kam who is alright, but STILL better than Hans period

    • @Beck-Stein
      @Beck-Stein 4 місяці тому

      @@JohnnyVega-cc2rq they all suck. David lucas’ roast get old. Same ole gay jokes. Kam just talks about his poor upbringing.

  • @radtad676
    @radtad676 6 місяців тому +2

    It’s the same set every time…. Sing, say maybach music, talk about being pregnant, walk around with mic stand, rinse and repeat

  • @bigbbyjesus
    @bigbbyjesus 6 місяців тому

    That Videodrome shirt is tuff

  • @SuperbCluster
    @SuperbCluster 4 місяці тому

    So he had a key in his mouth the whole set 😅 legend

  • @DCANTIN56
    @DCANTIN56 23 дні тому

    This is Pauly Shore if his mom wasn't the owner of the comedy store

  • @enz301
    @enz301 6 місяців тому

    Omg the nuvaring😂😂😂😂

  • @DannySalazar7777
    @DannySalazar7777 3 місяці тому

    Casey is unique

  • @Thatnativeson
    @Thatnativeson 6 місяців тому +8

    The I just wanna hear him finish the song. I best he does a cover real good. 😊

  • @cam_bone
    @cam_bone 6 місяців тому +2

    Imagine him living above you

  • @liverenders
    @liverenders 5 місяців тому

    Kill tony has shed light on a lot of amazing comedians. Casey however, hes a showman

  • @GLOQ27
    @GLOQ27 9 днів тому

    You cut off the best part; the interview

  • @Maltozombie
    @Maltozombie 6 місяців тому

    I for one, never thought he was “bluffing”

  • @anthonysantos3629
    @anthonysantos3629 3 місяці тому

    A lot of people hate this guy but i find him fuckin hilarious😂 "just shook my nuvaring loose"😂😂😂

  • @poopool_Q
    @poopool_Q 6 місяців тому +2

    That sounded really good 😂... Maybach music 😂😂😂😂

  • @McCheeseincakes
    @McCheeseincakes 6 місяців тому

    Danny Phantom 😂

  • @smoothlyricz9845
    @smoothlyricz9845 6 місяців тому +2

    I like how everything’s a punchline…he takes no breaks!💪🏾

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno 10 днів тому

    Brilliant

  • @gisselaaaaaa
    @gisselaaaaaa 6 місяців тому

    lol so crazy i can’t stop watching

  • @Thugrobb1991
    @Thugrobb1991 4 місяці тому

    Bro is literally Adderall

  • @YoB_YmmoT
    @YoB_YmmoT 6 місяців тому +1

    Dude makes me nervous

  • @562XXXXX
    @562XXXXX 5 місяців тому +2

    I usually fuck with a lot of kill Tony acts but I just can’t truly get into this guy

  • @CaptainNeo727
    @CaptainNeo727 6 місяців тому +2

    I would rather listen to a Hans Kim hour than this dudes minute

    • @josuerivera8058
      @josuerivera8058 3 місяці тому

      Hans sucks ass and is annoying AF. Not once did her ever make me laugh.

  • @jesseboore1525
    @jesseboore1525 6 місяців тому

    Papa Roach next week calling it

  • @bomtradym4027
    @bomtradym4027 Місяць тому

    Legend

  • @pimwear2niee421
    @pimwear2niee421 3 місяці тому

    1-1/2 years left on Mork and Mindy

  • @ДжонГилл
    @ДжонГилл 6 місяців тому

    Now I’m listening to nickel back

  • @Jurnskii
    @Jurnskii 6 місяців тому +1

    STILLL waiting on a joke.

  • @honey25873
    @honey25873 2 місяці тому

    I wore nuva ring for like a decade, men had no idea what that was or how it worked, closest was they thought it was one of those years long bc implants so this was surprisingly hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @honorablejudgecoinberg1788
    @honorablejudgecoinberg1788 6 місяців тому +1

    Substance: 0
    Nuance: 0
    Comedy: 0
    The generation that made lelepons and dc young fly famous as comedians love this however. I guess Im just old 😂

  • @carpathianhermit7228
    @carpathianhermit7228 4 місяці тому

    when you replace your personality with pop culture references
    woah the guy knows the thing i know, isnt that crazy

  • @1croatoan
    @1croatoan 6 місяців тому

    The infamous dutchmans key

  • @nzvsaus
    @nzvsaus 6 місяців тому +6

    Watching this felt awkward