You see, if you ackshually watched every episode of BTE, every wrestler’s twitch stream, all the Instagram Reels, the _AEW Unlistenable_ podcast, _Oral Lessons_ with Renee Moxley-Good and every tweet and reply, you’d _know_ why. Umm, obviously you didn’t do your homework before watching Dynamite. Fucking casual…
This was hilarious 😂 😂 😂 Dave: "You know he's a lawyer" Bryan: "God help me!" I'm slowly becoming a Bryan Alvarez fan. He's trying to make sense of all the bullshit and he's running out of patience.
The mexican legal system is boring: just a bunch of bribes, extortion, not fancy courtrooms and cases can take decades to end because you can just enter legal resources to postpone everything.
Loving this slow burn Bryan Alvarez babyface turn. At this rate we’re only a few months away from Alvarez ripping off his shirt in front of Dave to reveal a “I’m a Jim Cornette guy” T-shirt
Dave Meltzer broke a caridnal rule of Lucha Libre: The Luchador's name is not of public record. If Dave revealed that Beast Mortos' name is some derivative of Frank, Dave has just pissed off the entirety of Mexican Wrestling fans....oh who am i kidding, no one in Mexico reads the Observer
@@chuckles9767 - The only time a masked wrestler has a real name attached to them is when they been previously unmasked and is currently using a new masked identity i.e. L.A. Park/La Parka. It's either that or you sign with WWE and then have your name leaked out i.e. Mistico.
I continue to believe Meltzer has input with Tony on the booking. He is so emotional in defending everything. It's almost as if people are criticizing him also.
Imagine calling Kane Glen on RAW back when he was wearing a mask and was mute and mentioning he use to be a demented dentist. WTF. I mean seriously WTF.😂😂😂
@@kgthakid2911 Except during the Russo era Shamrock actually called the Undertaker "Mark" during the Ministry of Darkness storyline. Back then I thought it was totally stupid, as i feel today as well.
just what I was thinking. Imagine if someone like HBK, Randy Orton or whoever at some point leading up to Wrestlemania said "I'm going to end your streak, Mark!"
I don’t know if this comment is fully sarcastic or not, but a couple of times in 1999, 2000 and 2003, Undertaker was referred to onscreen by his name “Mark”.
That “God help me” was one of the realest things I’ve heard Alvarez say. The only other time I can really remember Alvarez absolutely dunking on AEW was the Butcher and the Blade debuting and attacking Cody Rhodes. He even shit all over Excalibur for that angle.
Bryan runs most of the things for their website already besides Dave's Observer issues and posts. If Dave was left to his own, he'd immediately flounder because he couldn't run all the shit behind the scenes that Alvarez has always been operating since they first merged.
Is someone going to sit Dave down and explain how he's actually hurting AEW and whatever fragments of credibility he has left with this juvenile cheerleading? He's picking fights with randos on Twitter, using near-death experiences to scold the guy who nearly died and arguing with his co-host. It's not a good look. He's hurting AEW and himself. Step away Dave. You've done enough damage to professional wrestling.
I’m glad everyone is as confused as I was. I watch the shows and I could not figure out why beast was one week killing people like hologram and then three day’s later was running around with Roddy and they were feeding him meat and hugging him but beast was supposed to be with Rush and Jake. There are photos of all of them standing around Jake sitting in a chair only for Jake to never be seen again. It is the best storytelling AEW has going though.
Not going to lie, The Beast Mortos is a great talent. I kinda like him in the feuds he's been in, but I also like his past work, especially how safe he is. Suggest you look up some of his previous work
I've been intrigued by what I've seen thus far too. He's certainly a guy I wouldn't mind seeing more of, at least until he gets ruined by Tony Khan's booking.
He really is underrated in terms of strength. I've seen him throw wrestlers at other wrestlers like a medicine ball. And one of the best saves I've seen was him standing on the apron in a tag match and he caught and threw a guy, that almost fell over the top rope, back in the ring. With one arm. But him being minotaur attorney is dimes. Babyface as a mythical beast, heel as an attorney.
I need to see the episode of Frank Mortos Attorney At Law and Dave pops in saying "uhh did you erm well the thing is uhh get that erm thing that uhh as it was explained to me I sent you?"
I'm at the point where I'd be fine if we all just stopped talking about Dave Meltzer and all the wrestling blogs and sites stopped posting "articles" about his opinions and thoughts. He's gone past the point of being obnoxiously hypocritical and one sided in his coverage of pro wrestling to a truly offensively horrible human being. I'll still click on every video that the Corny UA-cam channel posts where he tears Meltzer a new one but the only reason Meltzer still has a voice is because people rush to the comment section of any article that shares his opinion so that they can dump on him. The best thing we can do is to start pretending he doesn't exist anymore.
Gotta laugh at the AEW fans who can’t see the irony or hypocrisy in trashing WWE for Doink the Clown, the Goon, Red Rooster Max Moon and all the other outlandish gimmicks from 30 years ago, but they’re okay with Jungle Boy, Beast Mortos, Luchasaurus, Hologram, Luigi the Pizza Guy and Orange Cassidy.
I’m glad Alvarez is speaking more honestly about his feelings on things n AEW. If he starts going as hard on AEW as he did TNA in the past then Dave is in for some real heated arguments.
“Everyone has a first name”. Ok but WHAT THE F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE CHARACTER WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY A BEAST!!! Dave will literally justify anything AEW does on or off screen.
Eventually we're going to get a "Cornette reviews Meltzer vs Alvarez" omnibus and I'm all for it.
‘Bryannnnn’
Well, um, you see, um, the thing is, um, that, um, that was, um the plan, but plans changed, um…. Bryyyyyan
Facts
Can’t wait for Bryan and Dave to have their Opie and Anthony moment
IT’S NOT MY JOB!
The Wrestling Observer Divorce Saga rages on 😂
Uncle Dave is about to hit the bars a new bachelor lmao
:Nadia's Theme softly plays:
MGTOW - Meltzers Going Their Own Way
Tony Khan now responsible for 4 break ups
Dude... 😂😂😂
"Did you know he's a lawyer?" - dave
"NO, THEY NEVER SAID IT ON TV...." BRYAN
You see, if you ackshually watched every episode of BTE, every wrestler’s twitch stream, all the Instagram Reels, the _AEW Unlistenable_ podcast, _Oral Lessons_ with Renee Moxley-Good and every tweet and reply, you’d _know_ why.
Umm, obviously you didn’t do your homework before watching Dynamite. Fucking casual…
“God help me!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious 😂 😂 😂
Dave: "You know he's a lawyer"
Bryan: "God help me!"
I'm slowly becoming a Bryan Alvarez fan. He's trying to make sense of all the bullshit and he's running out of patience.
He’s back to the TNA ranting Bryan that people actually liked
Pure gold 😂
It's always gold to hear Corny and Brian listen to Meltzer arguing with Alvarez
I loved it when Vince said, "That's gotta be... Glenn!"
Lillian Garcia introduced him as "STEVE!!!"
From Death Valley, I give you….Mark
“Well everyone has a first name” 🤣🤣 holy shit Dave
'And he's a lawyer' I fucking died at the randomness of that 😂
Yeah, his first name is _”The Beast”_ and his last name is _”Mortos.”_
This has got to be a fucking parody. There's no other explanation.
@@Mister_Phafanapolis 🤓☝️Actually my fellow commenter "The" is his real first name.
@@milocooper9540I had to pull over 😂
"Frank Mortos: Beast Attorney" could be a mexican telenovella
The mexican legal system is boring: just a bunch of bribes, extortion, not fancy courtrooms and cases can take decades to end because you can just enter legal resources to postpone everything.
or a Latino pornstar 🤷♂️
@@RandalfElVikingosounds like America
I'd watch it.
Harvey Birdman meets Lucha Underground
Step aside Stephen P. New, there’s a new wrestling lawyer in town.. and his name is FRANK!
"Everyone's got a first name..."
Ah, yes. My childhood favorite Mark the Undertaker!
Well TECHNICALLY his first name was Kane but they dropped it 😂😂😂😂
Loving this slow burn Bryan Alvarez babyface turn. At this rate we’re only a few months away from Alvarez ripping off his shirt in front of Dave to reveal a “I’m a Jim Cornette guy” T-shirt
Dave: Uh well, you know it all makes sense if you watched new Japan…
Bryan: Listen Uncle Dave…
Dave: 👀
So you're telling me that Bryan's the 3rd man?
Long. Term. Book. King.
@@anthonyrivera2306 "You Wrestling Observer fans can stick it brother"
OBSERVE THIS, DAVE~!
Dave Meltzer broke a caridnal rule of Lucha Libre: The Luchador's name is not of public record. If Dave revealed that Beast Mortos' name is some derivative of Frank, Dave has just pissed off the entirety of Mexican Wrestling fans....oh who am i kidding, no one in Mexico reads the Observer
Had to pause and Google him when Meltzer said that. Even Wikipedia doesn't give a real name. Surprised Meltzer wouldn't maintain that anonymity.
Revealing their name is up there with ripping off the mask.
@@chuckles9767 - The only time a masked wrestler has a real name attached to them is when they been previously unmasked and is currently using a new masked identity i.e. L.A. Park/La Parka. It's either that or you sign with WWE and then have your name leaked out i.e. Mistico.
@jamesmaskell3743 Why? Meltzer is a legitimate r£+@r[]. He's a 🤡.
Uncle Dave will let anyone or anything be damaged if it protect his AEW
I continue to believe Meltzer has input with Tony on the booking. He is so emotional in defending everything. It's almost as if people are criticizing him also.
Of course he does, but maybe not so much after they changed the name Meltzer driver lol
Meltzer and Alvarez arguing like a married couple of 50 years.
They basically are, at this point lol
*common law lovers 😂
and Meltzer is the delusional Karen in the couple 😂
Well they been doing that show for 25+ years 😂😂😂 almost there
Bert and Ernie arguing again like an old gay couple
I'm over here dying at the art of "The Beast Mortos, Attourney at Law". Forget Dynamite and Collision, that's the show I want to watch!
"God help me" Alvarez is gonna snap one of these days.
Imagine calling Kane Glen on RAW back when he was wearing a mask and was mute and mentioning he use to be a demented dentist. WTF. I mean seriously WTF.😂😂😂
I was thinking the same thing lol. Or calling Undertaker “Mark”. Dave is such an AEW shill. He doesn’t even hide it.
@@kgthakid2911 Except during the Russo era Shamrock actually called the Undertaker "Mark" during the Ministry of Darkness storyline. Back then I thought it was totally stupid, as i feel today as well.
@@norbertschnurrbart936 oh wow, I never knew that. Leave it to Russo lol
@@norbertschnurrbart936 proof Jim was right. Russo hated the business & didn’t care about exposing it.
@@reginaldshort8486 or "Steve"
"You know he's a lawyer too"
"Oh God help me"
That killed me 😂😂😂
This shit had my dying on pwt, perfect time to hear Jim's take on the way to the gym.
Frank Mortis could actually be a small town bird lawyer, wild.
Bird Law is the most complicated of law practicing 🤷🏻♂️
ITS NOT MY JOOOOB!!
BRYYYAN! BRYYYAN!
@@BiggieTrismegistus😂😂😂
Beat me to it
You just need to record the next show…
LMAO
"Everyone has a first name" "He's a lawyer"
Frank the beast, attorney at law.
Man, this company is so ridiculous. And Dave defends all this shit.
"Everyone has a first name." Must have missed the part where Undertaker was being called Mark from time to time in his 30 year career.
just what I was thinking. Imagine if someone like HBK, Randy Orton or whoever at some point leading up to Wrestlemania said "I'm going to end your streak, Mark!"
WM 23 had Mark vs Dave for the World Title.
i thought his first name was Beast? he's called Beast Mortos thats a first and last name innit?
Didn't AJ Styles called Taker Mark right before they directed cementary movie at covid Wrestlemania ?
I don’t know if this comment is fully sarcastic or not, but a couple of times in 1999, 2000 and 2003, Undertaker was referred to onscreen by his name “Mark”.
This sounds like the most early 90s WWF gimmick ever, actually an amalgamation of two. A half beast, half man, half lawyer.
Half beast!!!
Half man!!!!!
Half lawyer!!!
ALL MORTOS!!!!!!
😂
@@chuckles9767 Ricochet may have faced Lesnar for the WWE title, but the real “Beast Incarnate” is named M O R T O S
That “God help me” was one of the realest things I’ve heard Alvarez say.
The only other time I can really remember Alvarez absolutely dunking on AEW was the Butcher and the Blade debuting and attacking Cody Rhodes. He even shit all over Excalibur for that angle.
"You know he's a lawyer too?"
Howling.
“God help me!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not known as The Beast Mortos in our house. We call him Wooly Bully.
Matty told Hatty
About a thing she saw
Had two big horns
And a wooly jaw
Matty told Hatty and it was on from there.
Best comment.
Wooly Bully ..Wooly Bully . . Wooly Bully.. 😂
💀💀💀💀
Imagine the pop when Alvarez finally turns on Meltzer
Biggest feud in AEW is behind their paid friendly media
"Where's Jake?" is something many bookers in many promotions in many places over many years have all said at some point.
We need the Alvarez vs Meltzer Omni asap
Mantaur’s son deserves better!
“AND the guy speaks no English so how do they even communicate?!?!? He speaks BEAST, it’s just stupid!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beast Mortos reminds me of a lost member of the band GWAR
Meek Sandwich.
💯
Lol, one of my favourite bands.
@ same 🤝🙌🏼
The Alverez face turn is almost complete
Oh shit.
Tony 🤡 is really booking only for one ol' marble mouth fool.
Ha.
'Well everyone has a first name' 😂😂😂 i was drinking my Dr Pepper just as he said that n i ugly choked on it 😅
Alvarez going nuts over shitty programs is Bryan at his best. His TNA rants were hysterical
MINUS 5......
"You know he's a lawyer" 🤣🤣
It's extra funny to hear Dave say, "Everyone has a first name" since the guy's real name is publicly unknown and unavailable.
Imagine playing Infamous 2 and the moment the Beast shows up, Cole immediately calls him John.
Dave: He's a lawyer too
Bryan: *over it* God, help me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Not sure who laughed harder, me or Jim
I'm starting to think that was a rib by Dave 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DomLab-g2n no, he's a legit lawyer. He got a degree in law by using the AEW back to school program
@@DomLab-g2nYou're naive
@@RyanHerrmann-r5eNo one gives a 💩
Dave’s defence of “well you know..everyone has a first name” is truly baffling 🤦♂️
So his full name is Frank The Beast Mortos who is a lawyer!
"Is that Frank? Hiya doin', this is Jimmy Hoffa."
I heard you paint houses
Dave defends it like he wrote the stuff lol
Oh, that can’t be dismissed. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dave and Tony talk about some of this stuff.
"We're gonnna kick your ass until you join us". That's what the hurt syndicate is doing too. Think about it
I took the hurt things as the opposite. Swerve said no, so its beatings time
Bryan Alvarez is literally sounding like Jim, with all the F bombs and what the F bomb. !!!!! Idk y bryan just doesn't go off and do his OWN thing
He should, he's actually really good.
Bryan runs most of the things for their website already besides Dave's Observer issues and posts.
If Dave was left to his own, he'd immediately flounder because he couldn't run all the shit behind the scenes that Alvarez has always been operating since they first merged.
Is someone going to sit Dave down and explain how he's actually hurting AEW and whatever fragments of credibility he has left with this juvenile cheerleading? He's picking fights with randos on Twitter, using near-death experiences to scold the guy who nearly died and arguing with his co-host. It's not a good look. He's hurting AEW and himself. Step away Dave. You've done enough damage to professional wrestling.
This is leading to a Labyrinth match where the first team to escape wins legal custody of Mortos, surely
Ted De biase: everybody has a price. Dave meltzer: everybody has a first name
Everybody has a star for a Million Tweets Man - Dave DiBias Sr.
3:06 this is when it starts guys 😂
9:31 Jim with a "Fraaaaank" from the top rope about had me shooting beer through my nose 😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for Dave to say BRYAAAAN again😂
Loving this Alvarez baby face turn 😂😂
Beast Mortos is a lawyer named Frank? The fuck?? 😂
Crazy part is, it's actually true
I've been waiting for this since yesterday 😂😂😂
Beast Franklin Mortos
😂 I still am praying WWE stops that FRICKING Bullshit, but it's still going
Alvarez sounds like one of the radio hosts on Fallout 4
Once I saw Meltzersaidwhat post this, I was hoping for a Corny vid!
They’re arguing again. I thought this was an old video. Lmaooo.
They’re like a married couple.
🐂💩 RAAAAAAAWR
I stopped studying to watch this immediately
Are you studying AEW like uncle Dave does???😂😂😂😂😂
@@andisuge LMAO FUCK NO
Stick to the books dude Lol
Anyone else picture Tobias Funke when Alvarez is talking?
Despite his freak out, Alvarez is still a 100% AEW supporter. He regularly gushes over almost every match. Same for Vinny and even more so Dave
Damn! Alvarez pulling an epic Cornette rant. That was fantastic.
I’m glad everyone is as confused as I was. I watch the shows and I could not figure out why beast was one week killing people like hologram and then three day’s later was running around with Roddy and they were feeding him meat and hugging him but beast was supposed to be with Rush and Jake. There are photos of all of them standing around Jake sitting in a chair only for Jake to never be seen again. It is the best storytelling AEW has going though.
I'm starting to actually worry about Bryan Alvarez's health. The dude's gonna spontaneously combust if he keeps watching AEW.
Frank Beast Mortos vs Harvey Birdman at All In!
Mentok as the special guest referee.
Lol this shit is starting to make me like alvarez 😂😂
9:43 God help me! 😂😂😂
These arguments are more entertaining than anything on AEW tv
The Beast there is, lawyer there was The Frank there ever will be.
Not going to lie, The Beast Mortos is a great talent. I kinda like him in the feuds he's been in, but I also like his past work, especially how safe he is. Suggest you look up some of his previous work
I've been intrigued by what I've seen thus far too. He's certainly a guy I wouldn't mind seeing more of, at least until he gets ruined by Tony Khan's booking.
@@BiggieTrismegistus I hope he's in the upcoming C2 to be honest.
Nope. If he thinks AEW was his way to shine, even after they fired their best, let his career be a footnote.
He really is underrated in terms of strength. I've seen him throw wrestlers at other wrestlers like a medicine ball.
And one of the best saves I've seen was him standing on the apron in a tag match and he caught and threw a guy, that almost fell over the top rope, back in the ring. With one arm.
But him being minotaur attorney is dimes. Babyface as a mythical beast, heel as an attorney.
Abdullah the Larry reminds me of that time Abyss' brother Joseph Park showed up after Abyss was gone.
4:37 LFI know!
Seconds later...
"I KNOW!"
😅😅😅😅😅
Alvarez sound like David cross and now I can't unheard it
I've been saying that for years. Glad I'm not alone in this thought.
I need to see the episode of Frank Mortos Attorney At Law and Dave pops in saying "uhh did you erm well the thing is uhh get that erm thing that uhh as it was explained to me I sent you?"
I'm in tears 😂😂😂 this I'd absolutely hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣
I would watch Beast Mortos: Attorney at Law
"Everyone has a first name."- Dave Meltzer, 2024. Wow, he really does have an answer for everything AEW does.
I'm officially a Bryan Alvarez fan, dude just sounds so done with this shit lol
I'm at the point where I'd be fine if we all just stopped talking about Dave Meltzer and all the wrestling blogs and sites stopped posting "articles" about his opinions and thoughts. He's gone past the point of being obnoxiously hypocritical and one sided in his coverage of pro wrestling to a truly offensively horrible human being. I'll still click on every video that the Corny UA-cam channel posts where he tears Meltzer a new one but the only reason Meltzer still has a voice is because people rush to the comment section of any article that shares his opinion so that they can dump on him. The best thing we can do is to start pretending he doesn't exist anymore.
I disagree because taking the piss out of Meltzer is an endless content gold mine.
Darn it Jim, i thought we could be friends.
I think it's clear TK has finally accepted booking assistence.. From Dave Meltzer
Jim doesn't trust Vincent Price?
Better call Beast 📞
“Rigor Morris, grrl! It was Rigor Morris!”
We seriously need a video of beast in court arguing a case by just screaming like a beast as his argument
Dave and Bryan Alvarez arguing over Dave’s idiotic opinions is the Bum Fights video series of the 2020’s 😂😂
“Well YEEEESSSS”😂😂
Alvarez sounds like David Cross
This. Absolute vocal spit of him
Gotta laugh at the AEW fans who can’t see the irony or hypocrisy in trashing WWE for Doink the Clown, the Goon, Red Rooster Max Moon and all the other outlandish gimmicks from 30 years ago, but they’re okay with Jungle Boy, Beast Mortos, Luchasaurus, Hologram, Luigi the Pizza Guy and Orange Cassidy.
They've had 2 pizza guys! You forgot Pizzeria Uno
The Beast Mortos: Small town Bovine lawyer!
Alvarez has common sense, and is getting fed up with Dave's constant shilling.
I’m glad Alvarez is speaking more honestly about his feelings on things n AEW. If he starts going as hard on AEW as he did TNA in the past then Dave is in for some real heated arguments.
This is SOOOOO funny.... Jim & Brian should get Alverez on the Drive Thru 😂😂😂😂😂
11:58 Pillow talk.
We need regular Alvarez vs Meltzer reviews lmao
Davey Boy Smith Jr. AJPW Triple Crown Heavyweight Champion
LMAO, Alvarez was on fire!!!
My favorite wrestler as a kid was Mark Undertaker. I agree with Dave on the first name thing.
Is the "Frank" a super inside reference to Bruiser Brody?
“Everyone has a first name”. Ok but WHAT THE F*CK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE CHARACTER WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY A BEAST!!! Dave will literally justify anything AEW does on or off screen.