@Jake O'Reilly Funny man with a sword, indeed. But not just any funny man with a sword. It’s *THE* funny man with a sword that makes Ruby go, “Now *THAT’S* a katana!”
Imagine if Dharkon is in a similar position to Galeem in this trailer, but before he does his attack, you see a red portal open nearby. At Doom's gate plays, as it scrolls up to reveal the Slayer, then the music immediately cuts to The Only Thing They Fear Is You
Doom might be a pretty violent game, but my boi Sakurai made Bayonetta kid friendly. Anything is possible, especially with Bethesda being owned by Microsoft and Sephiroth in Smash
@@Eldoofus Galeem coming back signifies that you didn't destroy them at their full power, because in the true ending, you destroyed them both for good and they don't come back. you get their SOULS. if that's not a good indicator that they didn't die the first time you defeated them, I don't know what is. so to our knowledge, neither Galeem or Dharkon is immortal, and if they are, then our characters deleted their immortality somehow to destroy them, and that makes me more afraid of the characters you play as than anything.
Dharkon: Aight! I'mma head out.... Master Hands: But sir we just got h- Dharkon: DID YOU NOT JUST WITNESS MY MORTAL ENEMY GET IMMEDIATELY CUT DOWN?!! We're going home man, it's not worth it bro.
THe funniest part of this to me is in WoL proper, Cloud's stuck in the dark realm. Dharkon's really lucky Sephiroth came after the other fighters got to him, otherwise he was absolutely next on the chopping block-since Sephiroth doesn't seem to take too kindly to other Cloud botherers encroaching on his territory.
Dharkon: At last I shall cover this world in Eternal Darkness!!! Sephiroth: Descends into battle. Dharkon: 😐😐😐 OOOOOH NONONONONONONO, HELL NO, HELL! NO! HELL NO! NO ONE TOLD ME THAT THE MOTHERF*CKING ONE WINGED ANGEL WAS GONNA BE HERE, SCREW THAT!!!! I'MMA GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE, SAKURAI DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SH*T!!!!!
Dharkon: *deep, menacing voice* Oh! What a perfect time to strike, and devour the world into darkness! Pain! Evil! Hate! Ha ha haaa! Galeem: *gets cut in half* Dharkon: ...I mean.... *voice changes to a happy and calm mood* It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor! Please don’t kill me, I don’t wanna die, won’t you be my neighbor?
@D'Angelo Russell Burner Don't worry, it didn't. I was making a joke on my own, but I guess it's really hard to detect. Sorry about that. Now that I had the chance to reread my comment, I think I should've added an emoticon or something to make it a bit more obvious.
It would’ve been funny if the trailer ended on Dharkon trying to escape, but Sephiroth just taps him on the shoulder like “where do you think you’re going?”
Dharkon: "Here I am, thinking about what shit villain I am. I just broke the fabric of time and space but I saw Sephiroth being added in Smash and now I'm about to peace out. That's Cccraaazyyyy~ "
Dharkon : I have awaited centuries for my arrival, I have planned a counter attack to galeem to defeat it and take over the world of light and make it as dark as I desire and soon I shall be the ruler of everything, everything will be DARK! *sees galeem getting one shot by sephiroth* Dharkon : understandable have a nice day
Sephiroth: (Holding a Dharkon Wanted Poster) Have you seen this creature? Dharkon in Disguise: ....NOPE. Sephiroth:HHHMMMMMMMM Dharkon:😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 Sephiroth: Okay. Have a nice day sir. Dharkon: OOUF!! That was close. I'll go see what Tabuu's doing.
It'd be funny if for the next reveal Darkhon is the one who gets instantly destroyed and the new character ends up being someone like Sora, Agnes, Doomguy, Tyrael, Adol, etc.
Well this kinda aged well given that Sora was one of them. But Hero fought Dharkon previosy in a diffrent Trailer. They just made Sephiroth show up for Gallem's to balance it
Nice Batman the animated series reference. Based off the joker and the IRS? There's only 2 things the joker fears is the internal revenue service and the Creeper, so who is who here?
Dharkon: Do I sense another being of darkness..? There is no mistaking it. I must know.. Hmph. Galeem. What tomfoolery is he plot-- ! What..? . . . Move! MOVE! XD
Dharkon: "Foolish Sephiroth! What makes you believe you can stand a chance against me?" Sephiroth: *Proceeds to casually one shot Galeem.* Dharkon: "Understandable. Have a nice day." *Dharkon out.*
Dharkon: I shall bring smash despair Sephiroth: (destroys Galeem) sorry that jobs filled by me unless you wanna fight me for it Dharkon: nope (yeets himself away)
I remade it with sound in the end: ua-cam.com/video/HHbKE9FlL-Q/v-deo.html
@@anomaly395 well it just got recommended to me so it seems you’ve been blessed by the algorithm
@Jgordan775 Awesome
Algorithm
Boi I sure do love youtube recommended
I subbed cuz of this lol
Dharkon: The coast is clear.
Sephiroth: *asserts his dominance*
Dharkon: Not clear! *NOT CLEAR!!!*
Yes. We got some Star Wars Battlefront up in this comment section.
It reminds me of the moment from spongebob.
*cheerful* meep meep! Meep meep!
*shit happens*
*terrified* MEEP MEEP! MEEP MEEP!
*XD*
@Jake O'Reilly Funny man with a sword, indeed. But not just any funny man with a sword. It’s *THE* funny man with a sword that makes Ruby go, “Now *THAT’S* a katana!”
Dharkon: he's just flosting there, menacingly
Dharkon was like "aight ima head out"
Literally🤣🤣
"Buenos Adios Master"
Ya but not to be mean or anything you accidentally spelled dharkon on wrong
@@SummerToast5834 oh damn, one sec
Nah he said CRAZY DIAMOND
If either Dante or the Doomslayer is the next DLC character, Dharkon is gonna have a very bad day.
Imagine if Dharkon is in a similar position to Galeem in this trailer, but before he does his attack, you see a red portal open nearby.
At Doom's gate plays, as it scrolls up to reveal the Slayer, then the music immediately cuts to The Only Thing They Fear Is You
Please Nintendo
Doom might be a pretty violent game, but my boi Sakurai made Bayonetta kid friendly. Anything is possible, especially with Bethesda being owned by Microsoft and Sephiroth in Smash
Not to mention Snake
I'm good with anyone really, I only needed Ridley and I got him on release lol
But just IMAGINE THE SLAYER IN SMASH, he'd be so fun to play
**casually repairs the freaking sky-**
If it can be broken it can probably be fixed
Fight or Flight
He chose wisely
What, you’ve never done that before?
CRAIJI DIAMONDO!
@@BobThePenguin.
Tell that to the millions of divorced people in the world
Dharkon: FINALLY AFTER 10,000 YEARS I HAVE BEEN
*Sees Sephiroth*
Dharkon: You know what I can probably wait a bit longer.
Dharkon: "Whats another 10,000 years anyway? Im not going anywhere!"
"What's eternity anyway? If they're all dead,they won't be killing me :)"
There is always light at the end of the tunnel amirite
Lol
"Marx, Ganon, Dracula leave your bags we are not going any where"
Dharkon's been real quiet ever since this trailer first dropped. 😂
because by this point they're DEAD
@@kirbomatic1573 yeah but clearly Galeem came back so what's your point?
@@Eldoofus Galeem coming back signifies that you didn't destroy them at their full power, because in the true ending, you destroyed them both for good and they don't come back. you get their SOULS. if that's not a good indicator that they didn't die the first time you defeated them, I don't know what is. so to our knowledge, neither Galeem or Dharkon is immortal, and if they are, then our characters deleted their immortality somehow to destroy them, and that makes me more afraid of the characters you play as than anything.
@@kirbomatic1573 You must be real fun at parties.
@@kasuscloud4805 funny that you think I have friends that would invite me to parties.
Plot twist: Sephiroth was making an illusion of Galeem and Dharkon the whole time
Lol that would be a crazy twist
:o
Never really thought of that.
damn
Dharkon was really just Sephiroth in disguise.
Dharkon: "Oh." *Proceeds to un-break the fabric of reality and leaves*
1:17 o h f u c k
nope
*Exits reality
I think you meant procceds to fix the fabric of reality and leaves
Dharkon: HAHAH! TIME TO BRING RUIN TO-
(See's galeem being one shotted by Sephiroth)
Dharkon: *F---THIS SH--IM OUT*
I was originally gonna put that song at the reversed part but family members of mine watch my videos so I couldn’t add it unfortunately lol
Don't mind me imma just grab my stuff and leave
But for sephiroth:
NO ESCAPE!!!
@@anomaly395 What about hell no to the no no no
@@samziegelman1835 Damn it, that would’ve been good. I forgot about that song lol.
Dharkons like: hey thanks for the favor dude! Coffee and a game of golf in my dark pit of hell later?
dark pit hehe
With dark Pit I guess. Hehe funny.
Lol
Ah yes the dripping dark pit
Sephiroth: No (Kills Dharkon)
Dharkon can rule the entire universe now as long as he doesn’t touch Cloud. If he does, he’ll suffer the same fate as Galeem
Me: simply taps cloud
Doesn't he want Cloud to die?
@@Epinium. Cloud is for Sephiroth and Sephiroth alone
@@Solar_tmg it's like DBZ movie Vegeta. "Nobody kills Cloud except for me!"
@@Epinium. "I will not end. Nor will I have you end"-sephiroth FF7 remake
Sephiroth: *slices Galeem in half*
Dharkon: "Understandable. Have a nice day"
Dharkon said I ain’t dealing with that shit😂😂😂
Nah it be more like: "Fuck this shit I'm out."
@@primal9007 right 😂
XD
*Bro, I am out of here*
Who can blame him would you fight a guy who can beat god with just a backhand
"Sometimes, the wisest course of action is to simply run away. "
jostar family motto
Nothing wrong with a tactical retreat and planning the next move right?
@@VitunVatiVille Darkhon: *plans it tries it and dies in the process*
N I G E R D U N D A Y O
That's how I won a Fortnite match one time!
Dharkon: Aight! I'mma head out....
Master Hands: But sir we just got h-
Dharkon: DID YOU NOT JUST WITNESS MY MORTAL ENEMY GET IMMEDIATELY CUT DOWN?!! We're going home man, it's not worth it bro.
Besides it being Crazy Hands, nice dialogue.
@@adamnakamura8003 Well... when he leave, the crazy hands became crazy diamond
@@lerespect8100 Diamond not diamand but nice Jojoke
@@kingturt2112 thx mate
@@lerespect8100 No Prob
Sephiroth: exists
Dharkron: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that [Proceeds to go back into the dark world]
Dharkon: “Galeem has died. Now I shall rule this plan-“
*Sephiroth is revealed to have killed Galeem*
Dharkon: “...perhaps not.” (Cowers into hiding)
Kirby: Poyo! (Wait that's supposed to be me)
Dharkon: change of plans
@@undercovershadowfox1635kirby:poyo...! (I have already done it 100 times maybe next time)
Dharkon: "I fear no man, but that.... Thing..."
Sephiroth: *Exists*
Dharkon: "It scares me"
Dharkon: “What’s up guys, here to do a take two on World of Light.”
*Galeem dies*
Dharkon: “Oh, it’s fine, we can schedule it another day.”
Sephiroth: and where do you think you're going?
Dharkon: *fearful screaming*
Crazy hands: *Panics in Wingdings*
XD
Dharkon:In the Bathroom
@@magolorthegreat809 Dharkon:*having some tea*
He went like, "Fuck this shit I'm out".
THe funniest part of this to me is in WoL proper, Cloud's stuck in the dark realm. Dharkon's really lucky Sephiroth came after the other fighters got to him, otherwise he was absolutely next on the chopping block-since Sephiroth doesn't seem to take too kindly to other Cloud botherers encroaching on his territory.
Dharkon: "Surprise! I am the true final boss!!!"
Sephiroth: "That's cute."
Dharkon: ok Galeem has been killed now it’s my turn
*sephiroth*
Dharkon: understandable, have a great day
Dharkon: At last I shall cover this world in Eternal Darkness!!!
Sephiroth: Descends into battle.
Dharkon: 😐😐😐 OOOOOH NONONONONONONO, HELL NO, HELL! NO! HELL NO! NO ONE TOLD ME THAT THE MOTHERF*CKING ONE WINGED ANGEL WAS GONNA BE HERE, SCREW THAT!!!! I'MMA GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE, SAKURAI DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SH*T!!!!!
🤣😂
Sephiroth: appears
Darkhon: *Adiós*
Dharkon: *deep, menacing voice* Oh! What a perfect time to strike, and devour the world into darkness! Pain! Evil! Hate! Ha ha haaa!
Galeem: *gets cut in half*
Dharkon: ...I mean.... *voice changes to a happy and calm mood* It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor! Please don’t kill me, I don’t wanna die, won’t you be my neighbor?
Time to swallow the world with darkness!
*Sephiroth kills galeem*
...
o h n o
@@Wehttam18 i m in d a n g e r
Dharkon: "Oh uh...I gotta go use the bathroom"
*Gets in his car and drives off*
Ah, yes.
A giant floating eyeball with thorn tendrils that can tear a hole into reality totally needs to drive a car to get anywhere.
@@aecholapis Joke went right over your head.
@D'Angelo Russell Burner
Don't worry, it didn't.
I was making a joke on my own, but I guess it's really hard to detect. Sorry about that.
Now that I had the chance to reread my comment, I think I should've added an emoticon or something to make it a bit more obvious.
Darkon: Run bitch run! We need to get out of here start the car. The hands: but. Darkon: I said get in the fucking car! Go go go go go!
@@ericcampos9420 Smg4 Return to Freddy's Spaghettiria reference
Dharkon: *appears* Yo, Galeem, I brought you some Crazy Hands for y-
Sephiroth: *reveals himself*
Dharkon: Welp, Imma head out. *disappears*
Dharkon:
*"I am the physical definition of-...."*
One Winged Angel:Violins intensifies...
Dharkon:
*"Nope. NOPE NOPE NOPE. BYE-!"*
Dharkon: Here I come galeem to make you suffer
Sephiroth: "kills galeem in one slice"
Dharkon: I didn't sign up to this to see this
I like how Dharkon just takes a peek of what’s going on, and then when he saw Sephiroth slice Galeem in half, he just went “F*ck this sh*t I’m out” XD
He was just curious
Im know right dharkon just saw sephiroth cut galeem in half and dharkon run away with his crazy hands from most strongest villain sephiroth
Dharkon: Let's see if Galeem has been weakened...
Sephiroth: *kills Galeem*
Dharkon: . . . . . .
_Fuck this shit, I'm out!_
Don't mind me.
Imma just grab my stuff and leave.
Dharkon: GALEEM PREPARE TO DIE
Galeem: *gets sliced in half*
Sephiroth: sup
Dharkon:.... understandable have a great day *nope's back into the void*
hey someone else who has an understanding of nope
Even his eye is full of terror and despair. Not gonna lie should've added the “f this shit I'm out meme", it would've been way funnier.
I was going to originally, but family members of mine watch my videos too so I couldn’t unfortunately
@@anomaly395 I think it's better this way.
It would’ve been funny if the trailer ended on Dharkon trying to escape, but Sephiroth just taps him on the shoulder like “where do you think you’re going?”
"and so, Darkhon went home to rethink his life choices"
I was wondering what happened to Dharkon during Sephiroth's reveal. Guess that answers it.
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Darkhon: Okay, i'll repair the sky, goodbye.
Sephiroth: **exists**
Dharkon: Bye have a great time-
Dharkon - Looks like gallem is distracted.
Sephiroth - [kills gallem]
Dharkon - F*ck this sh*t im out! [Leaves]
Dharkon: "All right, all I need to do is take down Galem and the universe will be mine"
Sepiroth: *Exists*
Dharkon: "You know what, never mind"
I like how Dharkon’s hands are like “toodle loo!”
Dharkon: i’m a brave boi
Sephiroth: appears
Dharkon: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOI FOR DIS!!!
Dharkon: I AM BRAVE NOT STUPID!
Sephiroth: appears
Dharkon: *long paus* "nopenopenopenopenopenope"
Whoever is holding the camera is having a nervous breakdown
Dharkon: You know what... I'll come back another time.
Dharkon: "Here I am, thinking about what shit villain I am. I just broke the fabric of time and space but I saw Sephiroth being added in Smash and now I'm about to peace out. That's Cccraaazyyyy~ "
Sora:
Oh, don't worry, Dharkon.
*...Cause I'm coming for you **_next..._*
The other dude: dies
Dharkon: i wish you all a very pleasant evening, unfortunately i left the oven on, so i must be leaving now.
Dharkon : I have awaited centuries for my arrival, I have planned a counter attack to galeem to defeat it and take over the world of light and make it as dark as I desire and soon I shall be the ruler of everything, everything will be DARK!
*sees galeem getting one shot by sephiroth*
Dharkon : understandable have a nice day
This is too underrated
Dharkon sees sephiroth: nope I'm outta here you guys are on your own
Dharkon: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope SO MUCH NOPE!!!
Galeem: **instantly dies to Sephiroth**
Dharkon: _Fuck this shit I’m out._
Darkhon now wishes someone would turn the lights back on
Dharkon: I pray to sephiroth every night for his forgiveness, I have no knees but I still kneel and beg for his forgiveness
Dharkon : Dafuq they doin over there ?
(Breaks the sky)
°Sees Galleem Die°
Dharkon : *Understandable have a nice day .*
Sephiroth: (Holding a Dharkon Wanted Poster) Have you seen this creature?
Dharkon in Disguise: ....NOPE.
Sephiroth:HHHMMMMMMMM
Dharkon:😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Sephiroth: Okay. Have a nice day sir.
Dharkon: OOUF!! That was close. I'll go see what Tabuu's doing.
Dharkon: ok. Now all i need is to know how to beat galeem.
Sephiroth: *slash*
Dharkon: noted.
Galeem & dharkon: *appears
Sephiroth: (murders galeem)
Dharkon: *chuckles “I’m in danger”
Dharkon: If I defeat Galeem, the world won’t have light!
Shepiroth: *allow me to introduce myself*
Dharkon: Nope. Nope! NOPE! SO MUCH NOPE! NOPE!
sephiroth be like : “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity”
"Sephiroth kills Galeem"
Darkhon: F*ck this sh*t, I'm out😧
Cloud: WAIT, DARKHON!!!😨
Darkhon: Nope, you deal with this sh*t!!
Sephiroth: Who's next?😏🗡
Mario: MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💀!!
This is why we need to exterminate your generation.
*gets absorbed by Kirby*
It'd be funny if for the next reveal Darkhon is the one who gets instantly destroyed and the new character ends up being someone like Sora, Agnes, Doomguy, Tyrael, Adol, etc.
At least you have some original ideas. Almost makes up for the fact you called him "Doomguy" instead of "Doom S L A Y E R"
Well this kinda aged well given that Sora was one of them. But Hero fought Dharkon previosy in a diffrent Trailer. They just made Sephiroth show up for Gallem's to balance it
How about Isabelle
Dharkron: Galeem! We meet at last.
Galeem: I have been awaiting-
*BLADE NOISES*
Dharkron: GET SOME FLEX SEAL NOW
"I'm crazy enough to take on Galeem, but *SEPHIROTH* ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU!"
Nice Batman the animated series reference. Based off the joker and the IRS? There's only 2 things the joker fears is the internal revenue service and the Creeper, so who is who here?
Dharkon be like: "nope, he is too much."
Dharkon: Do I sense another being of darkness..? There is no mistaking it. I must know..
Hmph. Galeem. What tomfoolery is he plot-- !
What..?
. . .
Move! MOVE!
XD
XD
Dharkon: FINALLY I CAN-
Sephiroth: *Kills Galeem*
Dharkom: -Continue to hide because NOPE NOPE A THOUSAND TIMES NOPE!
Darkon: "HA HA HA TIME TO BRING SMASH TO ITS DEMISE!"
Sephiroth: "are you sure about that?"
Darkon: "um..."
Darkon (again): "BYE!"
Darkon: *Bro I'm out of here*
This is exactely how I imagined the scene in my head !! Perfect job dude ! *thumbs up*
Dharkon: “well fuck that”
Sephiroth : *Appears*
Dharkon : Understandable, have a great day
Dharkon after watching Galeem get smitten by Sephiroth: "That's mah boi! ♡"
Dharkon sees sepiroth
“Alright, you kids have fun, I’m going home”
I feel like that is a more accurate representation of his reaction rather than fear.
Darhkon be like: don't mind me imma just grab my stuff and leave
Dharkon was like "Nope no no no nope so much nope!"
Nobody:
Dharkon after seeing the one winged angel:
A I G H T I M M A H E A D O U T
Dharkon be like that Calebcity video where he just left and said "Have a good day."
Which one?
Dharkon: *oh. Looks like you got that, Sephiroth. I'll just go wait til' you're finished and all. Seeya soon.*
Sephiroth: Thanks for the thought, but I didn't need help. See you at the biweekly poker game.
@@sapphireweapon12345
This right here. I love this.
The way he heads out in utter complete silence LMAO
Dharkon: "Foolish Sephiroth! What makes you believe you can stand a chance against me?"
Sephiroth: *Proceeds to casually one shot Galeem.*
Dharkon: "Understandable. Have a nice day."
*Dharkon out.*
I was expecting, and now I’m loving.
Galeem & Dharkon do need more love.
cloud: hey wait for me!!
That was so funny when Dharkon was like "I'm outta here, I don't want to be killed by that guy" because Sephiroth sliced Galeen in half 🤣🤣
Sephiroth be like: HA stoll your kill now leave
Dharkon: bruh
Dharkon: I shall bring smash despair
Sephiroth: (destroys Galeem) sorry that jobs filled by me unless you wanna fight me for it
Dharkon: nope (yeets himself away)
Dharkon Is like: oh H**l No I'm out of here
Dharkon: “Galeem this is the end of you”
Sees Sephiroth in the distance
Dharkon: “Never mind”
Deleted scene
Dharkon: Ok I'm out!
Crazy Hands: Let's go!
Dharkon: S-Sephiroth?!
Sephiroth: Hi.
Dharkon: (nervously) Uh... Hi, Sephiroth! Nice to meet you! Big fan.
Edit: Wow! Everyone knows the DBS reference! Pin my comment please!
Like shenron and beerus.
Oh shit yeah lmao XD
I’m calling it now: Next DLC is going to be a hero or hero-esque character to put Dharkon in its place.
*Metal music intensifies*
Isabelle: 😲 😙 😁
Master chief!
Edit: Just to be clear, i know he was refering to doom guy, I just wanted to trigger some people and it didn't worked out.
@@snakewithahat1588 I feel like Chief would be fighting Ridley with Samus
@@snakewithahat1588 master chief aint getting in sooo
Dharkon was like, "I'm out!".
Dharkon: I am here, My time has COME!
Sephiroth: Just showing up.
Dharkon: HELL NAW, TO THE NAW NAW NAW! HELL THE NAW NAW, TO THE NAW NAW NAW!!!!!!
Galeem:hi darkon:nope nope nope nope bye
And he causally repairs the sky while he scape.