REVEALING YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY SECRETS

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    My name is Alyx Weiss. You may have seen my Hidden Camera Uber Prank series, where I distress innocent people, or Revealing Your Secrets, where I expose and react to viewers' submissions. Revealing Your Secrets is now a PODCAST! Every week I will reveal your secrets in whatever way you’ll let me - through voicemails, written submissions, or even talking to some of you about your secrets on the phone or in person! New episodes every Thursday!
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  • @nickoifish
    @nickoifish 4 роки тому +11308

    “Isn’t it sad that it’s embarrassing to care for other people?”
    Woah, I’ve never thought about it like that 😟

  • @MsLudmillacosta
    @MsLudmillacosta 4 роки тому +5257

    i feel like she’s the cool aunt dealing with our bullshit and giving advice

    • @doveeee
      @doveeee 4 роки тому +39

      God I wish I had that

    • @user-qo3qq
      @user-qo3qq 4 роки тому +11

      literally

    • @fnafvhstapes1983
      @fnafvhstapes1983 4 роки тому +7

      Satan's joykill ! I have that 😂

    • @doveeee
      @doveeee 4 роки тому +6

      @@fnafvhstapes1983 Damn

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 4 роки тому +7

      @@fnafvhstapes1983 for a second I thought your pfp was three nooses and I think I need this therapy too

  • @kapil3627
    @kapil3627 4 роки тому +3977

    nobody:
    alyx having to explain how it’s not okay to drug people:

  • @savannah9134
    @savannah9134 4 роки тому +8455

    honestly i feel like im at therapy rn, listening to other peoples stories is oddly comforting

    • @midnvghts
      @midnvghts 4 роки тому +35

      Lmaooo same here ✊✊✊

    • @princessadel1631
      @princessadel1631 4 роки тому +53

      Same, even if some of them are definitely fake or exaggerated

    • @lily-eh1zj
      @lily-eh1zj 4 роки тому +20

      that’s probably why i like these videos so much....

    • @BajaBlast-oise
      @BajaBlast-oise 4 роки тому +27

      My Dearest, Angelica i feel oddly validated that i’m not as weird as the people in her videos. i thought i was weird and gross until i started hearing the things that people say to her in these vids. i’m still weird in some aspects, but at least i don’t fuck my step brother (or any one, for that matter) or destroy people’s lives 😅

    • @carter338
      @carter338 4 роки тому +3

      same lol

  • @abbymueller2975
    @abbymueller2975 4 роки тому +4832

    that awkward moment my phone connects to my car radio and my parents hear you say “I don’t Masturbate, that’s not true”

    • @isobelcottage8733
      @isobelcottage8733 4 роки тому +357

      abby mueller 😬😬😬😬 ouch I felt that second hand embarrassment

    • @มาช่า-ญ9ณ
      @มาช่า-ญ9ณ 4 роки тому +118

      abby mueller I feel so bad for you 😬

    • @jaredhalvorson3532
      @jaredhalvorson3532 4 роки тому +34

      Wouldn't that be the person on the other end of the call that said that ?

    • @nate8525
      @nate8525 4 роки тому +26

      Omggg 😂😂😂😂

    • @lolychungus5517
      @lolychungus5517 4 роки тому +15

      Yikes.........

  • @lovlouzedits8156
    @lovlouzedits8156 4 роки тому +3184

    “My friend broke her neck but I got over my crush”
    *fUnnY yOu’rE thE bRokEN OnE bUt I’M tHE OnlY OnE WhO NeeDEd SaViNG*

    • @blehheh3096
      @blehheh3096 4 роки тому +75

      I CANT IT'S 2AM AND IM DYINGGGGG

    • @Mariaa.k_7
      @Mariaa.k_7 4 роки тому +26

      BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

    • @tonia.c3639
      @tonia.c3639 4 роки тому +19

      not her neck,she wrote her back :p

    • @tonia.c3639
      @tonia.c3639 4 роки тому +15

      That Person if you can’t sleeeeeeeep, count the e’s😂

    • @kambrevlogs1133
      @kambrevlogs1133 4 роки тому +5

      I- AHAHAHA

  • @kaifisshhh
    @kaifisshhh 4 роки тому +3186

    Yall. If u get rejected dont try to “get back” at the person. Thats just weird

    • @frostibee3170
      @frostibee3170 4 роки тому +189

      exactly, nobody's entitled to like you

    • @simplyanisa5010
      @simplyanisa5010 4 роки тому +31

      I thought you said get black and was pissed off hahaha😂😂

    • @honeystly_disgusting6393
      @honeystly_disgusting6393 4 роки тому +36

      // SimplyAnisa dude i always turn into a black girl when someone rejects me

    • @GoddessMe444
      @GoddessMe444 4 роки тому +15

      merel joosen and exactly how does a black girl act when she gets rejected.. I would love to know 🤨

    • @honeystly_disgusting6393
      @honeystly_disgusting6393 4 роки тому +16

      Pjayy Xoxo it’s not the acting, i just switch clothes, hair and skin tone

  • @seriousleh
    @seriousleh 4 роки тому +4457

    Me: scrolling through youtube
    UA-cam: ayydubs new vid
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @weaselluvr777
    @weaselluvr777 4 роки тому +3428

    She should do “revealing your dreams/nightmares”

    • @ParkJimin-up3fr
      @ParkJimin-up3fr 4 роки тому +41

      rusty candy canes i usually dream about dead people somehow😔😔😔

    • @yarakamleh9760
      @yarakamleh9760 4 роки тому +20

      Park Jimin I dream about Intruders quite a lot 😔

    • @inkyluminals8487
      @inkyluminals8487 4 роки тому +8

      yara_ kh05 I dream about stalker intruders

    • @albertsbiggestfan1016
      @albertsbiggestfan1016 4 роки тому +6

      rusty candy canes YES ILL RE COMMENT SO SHE SEES IT

    • @potchary8366
      @potchary8366 4 роки тому +2

      That would be sooo cool because I usually document my weird dreams in my notes app

  • @caitlinhorner1632
    @caitlinhorner1632 4 роки тому +5442

    Nobody:
    ALYX: “you guys are in like high school, middle school, preschool”

  • @Helena-iu8me
    @Helena-iu8me 4 роки тому +2976

    Valentine’s day? never heard of her tbh

    • @los3rrat143
      @los3rrat143 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly same

    • @athena6941
      @athena6941 4 роки тому +8

      Lmaoo right

    • @taekotoga6548
      @taekotoga6548 4 роки тому +2

      Helena j

    • @Nana-lf9hr
      @Nana-lf9hr 4 роки тому +4

      Helena uh wasn’t Valentine a person or am I stupid

    • @iceberg7999
      @iceberg7999 4 роки тому +6

      @@Nana-lf9hr your getting r/wooooshed, prepare yourself

  • @millie5287
    @millie5287 4 роки тому +1390

    "he ain't dead just deadbeat"
    Me trying to explain the situation with my dad to my friends 😂

  • @erinh2835
    @erinh2835 4 роки тому +1515

    “Basically I don’t wanna be here right now.” Me when I’m anywhere but home

  • @beanyacker
    @beanyacker 4 роки тому +3504

    “It’s a day to appreciate everyone in your life... not just the ones who touch your genitals.” -Alyx, 2020

  • @jessicah7519
    @jessicah7519 4 роки тому +1603

    these vids always make me so worried like is everybody just secretly a psychopath

  • @AdrianGonzalez-hv4cq
    @AdrianGonzalez-hv4cq 4 роки тому +3989

    I would rather get pregnant. But people might ask questions because I'm a guy.

  • @allisonstovall6355
    @allisonstovall6355 4 роки тому +3920

    You should do a doctor secrets

  • @cam6563
    @cam6563 4 роки тому +2458

    *"sHe cANnOT plAy tHe FLUtE!"*
    i laughed for three minutes straight

  • @alexamejia9543
    @alexamejia9543 4 роки тому +1154

    nobody:
    alyx: “I have a flight in...SoOn”

  • @annieryan8540
    @annieryan8540 4 роки тому +3294

    lmao i’m having a “PALentine’s” day cuz me and my friends be lonely

    • @vivianyoung4900
      @vivianyoung4900 4 роки тому +15

      Annie Ryan OMG SAMEE

    • @beabadooboob
      @beabadooboob 4 роки тому +20

      Ccccccan you be my palentine's too?😳👉👈

    • @captain3441
      @captain3441 4 роки тому +12

      qxni I’ll be your palentine bro..

    • @beabadooboob
      @beabadooboob 4 роки тому +5

      @@captain3441 Okay 😖👉👈

    • @OleJay
      @OleJay 4 роки тому +3

      Annie Ryan I love your icon of Mertina🥺❤️

  • @emma-vp4dp
    @emma-vp4dp 4 роки тому +474

    Alyx: “I’m pretty smart”
    Also alyx immediately after: *burns herself by picking up a bowl*

  • @cricketsellars1826
    @cricketsellars1826 4 роки тому +462

    “If you can’t talk about sex with someone you shouldn’t have sex with them” FAVORITE QUOTE OF MY LIfe. Like make me a shirt or something with this one it

  • @ChillingWithMiyah
    @ChillingWithMiyah 4 роки тому +1250

    Never thought this would ever have to be said drugging👏🏼 people 👏🏼is👏🏼illegal

    • @ItsJustLissetYep
      @ItsJustLissetYep 4 роки тому +52

      That was basically rape

    • @sachmassare3538
      @sachmassare3538 4 роки тому +27

      @@ItsJustLissetYep yes, thought so too...
      Really disappointed that Alyx played it off a little

    • @charlies8369
      @charlies8369 4 роки тому +7

      Wow thx for saying that. Because of this I’ve decided to never drug anyone. Simply due to the fact that it is illegal

    • @frostibee3170
      @frostibee3170 4 роки тому +3

      @cardi b

    • @cholepear3086
      @cholepear3086 4 роки тому +1

      what if i drug my self but on accident , i never gave consent to be drugged so was it still illegal

  • @lh8649
    @lh8649 4 роки тому +543

    id rather get pregnant than get an STD because im a guy and that would really confuse everyone

    • @mimi.paloma_
      @mimi.paloma_ 4 роки тому +25

      i'd rather get an std because I fuckign hate kids and everyone would find out that i'm acually female (i'm a trans guy)

    • @diesirl9502
      @diesirl9502 4 роки тому +17

      Fishy Fishu abortion is always a thing, even though some people are against it. Tbh I’d rather get pregnant too because of the abortion thing.

    • @zenx2832
      @zenx2832 4 роки тому +7

      Uhhhh, std probably. Bc if you treat it early on then it's easier to get rid of

    • @zenx2832
      @zenx2832 4 роки тому +5

      And kids are fucking annoying

    • @hwashgg
      @hwashgg 4 роки тому +3

      I f*cking hate children... And church

  • @vinkman4334
    @vinkman4334 4 роки тому +831

    I always forget that Valentine's Day even exists until games get a valentine's update lol

    • @talamajed7054
      @talamajed7054 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaoo

    • @heathernusz
      @heathernusz 4 роки тому +15

      i love this comment. so oblivious and pure.

    • @maya7241
      @maya7241 4 роки тому +5

      same like i really don’t care for valentines day

  • @davinm.2290
    @davinm.2290 4 роки тому +5809

    If you ever feel bad about being rejected, just know that I asked this girl out in 8th grade on valentines day and she said "hell no" and proceeded to go on a long rant about why she would never date me. Mind you, this happened in front of out entire english class.
    It's okay though, I ended up coming out in September and had a fling with her brother. I can't tell you how many times she walked in on us. Revenge is sweet as hell :)

  • @makenaeccles3268
    @makenaeccles3268 4 роки тому +158

    “A LEGAL case?” LMAO I CAN’T 💀

    • @jessicadaley3618
      @jessicadaley3618 4 роки тому +4

      Wow right as I scroll down, and see this comment the exact part of the video came up

  • @Taisha803
    @Taisha803 4 роки тому +701

    “he ain’t dead.... just a deadbeat” 😂😂😂
    Bro I died 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ilovesabrinacarpenter
      @ilovesabrinacarpenter 4 роки тому +6

      ion get it

    • @rose-wf6hk
      @rose-wf6hk 4 роки тому +4

      I don't get it

    • @skylight2258
      @skylight2258 4 роки тому +15

      Unicorn Kitty when a dad isn’t around and doesn’t do anything to support you but he’s still alive people say you have a deadbeat dad because if he was dead it still would be the same thing

    • @friedoreos7354
      @friedoreos7354 4 роки тому +1

      Kenzie M awfully descriptive keNzIe should I be concerned about the possibility of you also having a deadbeat dad?

    • @skylight2258
      @skylight2258 4 роки тому +2

      FriedOreos I don’t have a dead beat 😂 that’s probably why I had such a hard time putting it into words

  • @zinone2009
    @zinone2009 4 роки тому +1704

    can’t believe i’m saying this but roofie-ing someone is NOT okay

    • @bitchwhat1735
      @bitchwhat1735 4 роки тому +9

      Karlyn20 what if that someone tried to roofie you??? Like what if Isa a karma's a bitch moment

    • @zahrah8512
      @zahrah8512 4 роки тому +40

      Bitch What Two wrongs don’t make a right

    • @dimiiswife
      @dimiiswife 4 роки тому +4

      What is that

    • @saiges._
      @saiges._ 4 роки тому +7

      @@dimiiswife i'm pretty sure it means to put pills in someones drink

    • @bitchwhat1735
      @bitchwhat1735 4 роки тому

      ew I see what you saying.

  • @chey4795
    @chey4795 4 роки тому +57

    “He ain’t dead just a deadbeat”
    I’ve never yelled “mood” louder than this

  • @haystacksvlogs
    @haystacksvlogs 4 роки тому +1468

    Last Valentine’s Day I got asked out by one of my close friends and I said no, and I felt bad because I was right next to all my friends and he had his best mate with him. But we are still close now and Valentine’s Day is our rejectaversary

  • @aerothearrow_
    @aerothearrow_ 4 роки тому +2328

    “He ain’t dead, just a deadbeat”
    :> (also why does this have so many likes it’s literally a quote from the video)

    • @Jaythetransgremlin
      @Jaythetransgremlin 4 роки тому +9

      Wolfgirl AJ the definition Of my dad

    • @lflanders84
      @lflanders84 4 роки тому +2

      Funtime Foxy lol

    • @kylies1958
      @kylies1958 4 роки тому +32

      That was me!! I can literally show you pictures of me in 4th grade with the sugar cookies lmaooo he's still a fucking deadbeat

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 4 роки тому +2

      Kylie - that’s fucking awesome 😂😂😂😂

    • @nataliemacentee4243
      @nataliemacentee4243 4 роки тому +1

      Kylie - oh my lord😂

  • @g000d_morning4
    @g000d_morning4 4 роки тому +304

    17:54 are we just not gonna talk about how she is 18 and “B” is 31 ???

  • @Chiara-im6wt
    @Chiara-im6wt 4 роки тому +6806

    I think the stick went in a certain hole...

  • @canaantoothman4467
    @canaantoothman4467 4 роки тому +199

    6:00 I’m guessing the stick was stuck up somewhere 😬😂

  • @chipcatz
    @chipcatz 4 роки тому +134

    When I was seven or eight years old, I stuffed a pizza roll in my wall. Like I hammered my wall with the pointy end of the hammer and I stuffed a pizza roll in the wall and it’s still there it’s pretty crusty. Like really crusty

  • @bjrnburnfield1863
    @bjrnburnfield1863 4 роки тому +435

    4:15 this is a big lesson. Many pet owners don't know that weed is toxic to dogs. Please call 911 if you find that your dog got into it. Don't let your mistake cost your pet's life
    Actually 911 doesn't apply to animals. So call the nearest emergency pet services ig

    • @moobtube562
      @moobtube562 4 роки тому +1

      Bjørn Burnfield Urm 911 ? That is for humans

    • @bjrnburnfield1863
      @bjrnburnfield1863 4 роки тому +3

      @@moobtube562 no, 911 is for any emergency

    • @ohnoheb
      @ohnoheb 4 роки тому +4

      Bjørn Burnfield falling a vet and telling them it’s an emergency, they’ll get you in as soon as possible. Ambulances won’t help much because the emergency workers aren’t trained to help dogs, but vets are

    • @bjrnburnfield1863
      @bjrnburnfield1863 4 роки тому +1

      @@ohnoheb my bad, I assumed they'd have contact info of vets, but apparently they don't

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +1

      "so call the nearest emergency pet services instagram"
      ok sorry but thank you for that advice. i didnt know that weed (well, shoulda been obvious to my dumbass) could harm animals so thanks for that

  • @mirabailey
    @mirabailey 4 роки тому +3008

    “the balloon had a stick”
    *a stick*
    S T I C K
    it’s a stick alex. think.
    small youtuber hahaha

    • @nataliegarza5348
      @nataliegarza5348 4 роки тому +233

      I still don’t get it 🤣🤣

    • @mxrcvrii
      @mxrcvrii 4 роки тому +455

      what, is it loaded w drugs? gunpowder? stuck up a vagina? i’m confused lmao

    • @nothingbutkatie4972
      @nothingbutkatie4972 4 роки тому +266

      OMG how does no one else understand this

    • @calendulate
      @calendulate 4 роки тому +216

      @@mxrcvrii Honestly, knowing how these stories go I'd assume its the last one

    • @lukero818
      @lukero818 4 роки тому +46

      at the store they have little balloons with sticks that you usually put in follower bouquets

  • @lookathimee
    @lookathimee 4 роки тому +44

    *Alonzo Lerone : “GET A DICTIONARY”*
    *LoeyLane : Hi! Hello! My name is Loey!*
    *Aylx: Therapy*

  • @emeliee9840
    @emeliee9840 4 роки тому +1774

    "The balloon had a stick"
    I think it means she shoved it up her 'no-no zone' if you get what I mean.

    • @fir3catj
      @fir3catj 4 роки тому +209

      That's exactly where my head went, fucked up minds think alike 😂😂😂

    • @sunflower_elf
      @sunflower_elf 4 роки тому +34

      FireCatJ mine also what’s wrong wit me

    • @brendahidalgo3058
      @brendahidalgo3058 4 роки тому +13

      @@fir3catj yupp
      Edit: tysm for the likes

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +9

      oh

    • @blue_berry4195
      @blue_berry4195 4 роки тому +41

      *Stop don't shove that there that is your **_no no square_*

  • @christinarad7772
    @christinarad7772 4 роки тому +340

    Alyx is literally me on Valentine’s Day tomorrow

    • @scruffi.e
      @scruffi.e 4 роки тому +2

      Christina Rad alyx** smfh

    • @darcy.granda
      @darcy.granda 4 роки тому +1

      Christina Rad literally** smfh you really can't spell

    • @iceberg7999
      @iceberg7999 4 роки тому +7

      Y'all are grammar Nazis

    • @ashleebates5708
      @ashleebates5708 4 роки тому +4

      Fuck off why do you care so much if some one can’t spell I know I can’t spell for shit because of my learning disability leave people alone and find something else to worry about 😊😊😊

  • @peytonandrew4219
    @peytonandrew4219 4 роки тому +68

    Girl you know those TikToks...
    "Funny you're the broken one" [Friend who slipped and broke back]
    "When I'm the only one who needed saving" [Friend who didn't want crush to know they liked him]

  • @jasminesanchez5046
    @jasminesanchez5046 4 роки тому +218

    If someone made me a card or something saying they had a crush on me I would never mention it out loud, of course I would be flattered and let them down in the nicest way, but I just think embarrassing someone is so messed up, especially embarrassing someone who really likes and cares about you.

  • @wackshi3074
    @wackshi3074 4 роки тому +1501

    Alyx- “She’s playing with a hardened piece of her own poop” Me- “drinks Danimal slowly”

    • @MajorZoner
      @MajorZoner 4 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣✌ dude this is funny. Haha I can imagine your eyes and you sipping your danimal like 😳👀

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +4

      Why can i imagine this?

    • @wackshi3074
      @wackshi3074 4 роки тому +1

      Major Zoner that was exactly me 😂

    • @wackshi3074
      @wackshi3074 4 роки тому +2

      Leen unfiltered swine. Jkjk I think you know what is it 😂

    • @wackshi3074
      @wackshi3074 4 роки тому +1

      Spearmint Snakes bc it’s relatable ;) 😂

  • @hannahdellert4634
    @hannahdellert4634 4 роки тому +570

    ok for the one about the whole “he’s acting like we’re dating without the sex” THAT MAN IS 31 AND SHES 18 WTF

    • @amyjo3867
      @amyjo3867 4 роки тому +14

      hannah dellert // It’s legal..

    • @hannahdellert4634
      @hannahdellert4634 4 роки тому +58

      Satan :’/ yea but it’s still weird

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +6

      @@hannahdellert4634 not really

    • @JustWhattaRuLookinAt
      @JustWhattaRuLookinAt 4 роки тому +46

      Same. It is indeed weird even to me who’s in their 20’s. I have never once in my life seen a person who was mentally an adult when they are still 18-20. Just because society says it’s legal doesn’t always make it fine. Age-of-consent laws don’t reflect teenage psychology. In addition to that, you either JUST graduated from highschool or is still in highschool, and some older people probably thirstly waited for you to be over the age of a minor. It’s actually pretty creepy. You need a period of rest. Just like how it’s weird for you to immediately go out and post-breakup date someone else right after ending a serious relationship (maybe according to society, it’s totally fine since it isn’t considered cheating, but it’s still unhealthy because you may be rebounding when an average person would have not fully gotten over their ex mentally after a breakup from an impactful relationship). Maybe that’s a crappy analogy. However, my point is, your physical age or your appearance is pointless when you are not even fully, mentally grown as a person or is mentally broken. Plus, in places like America and in certain countries in Asia, why would the drinking age be older than 18-19, because even the most basic-ass laws know teenagers are irresponsible af whether they are a minor or not. Moral of the story: You’re not fully considered as an adult until your late 20’s or until you are old enough to rent your own car. Sheesh, most kids want to be treated like an adult so fast even when they are not ready at all. If you are actually an adult, you pretty much hate being one to begin with.

    • @lillipadss
      @lillipadss 4 роки тому +11

      U w U That’s was an amazing explanation actually

  • @bastardbunny666
    @bastardbunny666 4 роки тому +1080

    L means Loss
    like “take the L” is “take the loss”

  • @pinkhood1572
    @pinkhood1572 4 роки тому +275

    When someone says do you know what's tomorrow ?
    Random people : Valentine's day
    Me : Single awareness day

  • @cjthomp2005
    @cjthomp2005 4 роки тому +36

    “I have a flight in *looks at watch* soon”
    As someone who travels a lot I don’t think I’ve ever related more to a sentence, thank you

  • @ella2904
    @ella2904 4 роки тому +365

    here’s a general rule of thumb
    don’t flirt with anyones uncle 🤣
    wait hold on how does this have so many likes???

    • @dearlily325
      @dearlily325 4 роки тому

      The rule of them was made in defense of domestic abuse

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 4 роки тому +237

    “He ain’t dead just a deadbeat.”
    Pfft I’m stealing this 😂

    • @spanglishwords5623
      @spanglishwords5623 4 роки тому +1

      Can you explain, don't get it

    • @paulamayy
      @paulamayy 4 роки тому

      spanglish words same lmao

    • @hanaomer4419
      @hanaomer4419 4 роки тому +1

      A deadbeat dad is a dude who either is estranged from his kids, has abandoned them, or refuses to care of them (financially or just in general). The confessor is basically saying they miss their dad not cause he died but because he’s trash.

  • @hannahl3057
    @hannahl3057 4 роки тому +23

    “He ain’t dead, just a deadbeat” felt thatttt

  • @brexpeep
    @brexpeep 4 роки тому +483

    Me when I'm not dressed up and don't do my hair: A literal rat
    Aylx: Still looks amazing

  • @angierose111
    @angierose111 4 роки тому +695

    “i didnt roofie her” *continues to roofie her*

    • @whosthatgirl_itsjess
      @whosthatgirl_itsjess 4 роки тому +4

      I mean they technically didn’t roofie her, just drugged her

    • @sugarice72
      @sugarice72 4 роки тому

      @@whosthatgirl_itsjess isn't that the same thing?

    • @whosthatgirl_itsjess
      @whosthatgirl_itsjess 4 роки тому +20

      bishusniko x Roofies is another name for Rohypnol, but it doesn’t sound like that’s what it was. Don’t get me wrong, drugging people is STILL VERY BAD, but they weren’t wrong in saying “I didn’t roofie her”

  • @Remdog0828
    @Remdog0828 4 роки тому +54

    Alyx: I pretended that I could (long silence) I can't do anything
    Me: I pretended that I was straight until 5th grade now in 7th :)

  • @emelycava
    @emelycava 4 роки тому +233

    "You can probably see where this is going " actually, with how wild some people are, we can't imagine.

    • @chichan4461
      @chichan4461 4 роки тому

      Ikr so many possiblities
      Mastubated the stick
      Licked the stick
      Murdered a racoon with the stick

  • @selinarochelle
    @selinarochelle 4 роки тому +660

    Maybe she was trying to imply she put the stick in a crevice of some kind

  • @miarodriguez5873
    @miarodriguez5873 4 роки тому +29

    SHE SAID RIP YO THE WEED DOG NOT THE REAL ONE LMAOOOOO

  • @peridotspod
    @peridotspod 4 роки тому +1115

    5:41
    Nobody:
    Literally everyone on tik tok: “BUT, I did something special to that valentine. U know how I mentioned the balloon had a stick... if this blows up I’ll do a part 2 like and follow”

  • @kiatasteslikerainbow
    @kiatasteslikerainbow 4 роки тому +711

    I thought when they said “catching a case” they meant herpes lmao.

    • @imashlynpaige282
      @imashlynpaige282 4 роки тому +61

      that’s not what that means 💀 we’ll not from where i’m from. catching a case means getting in trouble with the law.

    • @Amir_ZMI
      @Amir_ZMI 4 роки тому +1

      exactly what I thought

    • @tireddaily
      @tireddaily 4 роки тому

      Charlotte Traynor Just making sure, especially.. if her first assumption was.. that.

    • @kayleejevning
      @kayleejevning 4 роки тому

      Kiana Marie corona

  • @firstnamelastname-uz7gb
    @firstnamelastname-uz7gb 4 роки тому +67

    StOrY TiMe, so I had this BIG crush on this boy and he always played basketball and he is good at it to. And I wanted to impress him sooo....I played basketball and I was trying so hard so he can see me and it was raining and I almost slipped and broke me face...even more....turns out he didn't see because he was in detention.... Another time we were texting on tik tok I was being weird and keeped asking questions and he got annoyed and didn't like me. He NEVER answered my texts (on tik tok) and about one month later my friend had his number and I want it and she asked why and I said "I want to prank him" (I just wanted his number lol) then me and my friend were on facetime when I started to text him and I was being weird, about 1-3 months after I don't like him anymore and I was chill and he started to be nice and turns out he liked ME the whole TIME. I still don't like him but I am pissed I did all that and we could have been dating for that time.
    (No one knows about this but me)

  • @savannahlewis1292
    @savannahlewis1292 4 роки тому +1711

    “revealing your period secrets story time” who agrees?

  • @reagan7374
    @reagan7374 4 роки тому +237

    no one:
    alyx: *checks non existent watch*

  • @katebushissuperior
    @katebushissuperior 4 роки тому +45

    Are we ignoring the fact that some girl literally drugged another girl to coerce her into sex 👀

  • @andioop-2322
    @andioop-2322 4 роки тому +134

    me anywhere in public: “so basically I don’t want to be here right now.”

  • @lxvedvr
    @lxvedvr 4 роки тому +297

    “basically i don’t wanna be here right now”
    ok same, like i don’t wanna be on earth

    • @peachtokkii863
      @peachtokkii863 4 роки тому +3

      Same 😂😂😂😂
      *laughs through the pain* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @olivia250
      @olivia250 4 роки тому +3

      same

    • @kae6618
      @kae6618 4 роки тому +4

      Then go to da moon

    • @oliviafabianski6363
      @oliviafabianski6363 4 роки тому +3

      ppl r going to Mars in 20 years I kinda want to too

    • @abbysmit1489
      @abbysmit1489 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my gosh (totally off topic) but LEO!!!! I love your profile

  • @ananyathakur4651
    @ananyathakur4651 4 роки тому +12

    The cat is just looking at her like- " Umm.... What the hell we gonna do now?" 😂

  • @kiss5692
    @kiss5692 4 роки тому +219

    The one word to describe this video would be “yikes”.

  • @laylamichelle1819
    @laylamichelle1819 4 роки тому +434

    nobody nobody at all:
    "im very uncomfortable" 😑😑

  • @thiccynikky5107
    @thiccynikky5107 4 роки тому +168

    “Isn’t it sad that it’s embarrassing to care for other people?”
    r/im14andthisisdeep

  • @ineffablecringe
    @ineffablecringe 4 роки тому +62

    In the fourth grade, I wrote, "You still owe me a soda" on my crush's Valentine's day card. I took the, "jinx, you owe me a coke/soda" very seriously. 8 years later, I still haven't gotten the soda

  • @vanessacorso7247
    @vanessacorso7247 4 роки тому +409

    no one:
    the comments rn:
    oMg iM eArLyYy!! wOaHh

  • @SomnolentNoodle
    @SomnolentNoodle 4 роки тому +2

    I love these videos! They make me laugh and feel a little better about myself! Thanks for being you, Alyx.

  • @taetang.__8844
    @taetang.__8844 4 роки тому +262

    After replaying the “THATS not true” I found out that she does 😂

    • @peachtokkii863
      @peachtokkii863 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tyouking3449
      @tyouking3449 4 роки тому +14

      She said she doesn't do it followed by 5 negations, 5 negations added give one negation. One negation plus the fact that she does not do that is affirmative

    • @rosiehowe288
      @rosiehowe288 4 роки тому +3

      @@tyouking3449 she said she doesn't do it then. she does. she doesn't. she does. she doesn't. she does. the 5 "that's not true"s means she does

    • @tyouking3449
      @tyouking3449 4 роки тому

      @@rosiehowe288 I know

  • @--SIMP-tv3hp
    @--SIMP-tv3hp 4 роки тому +463

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody in existence:
    Subtitles: Jesus killed my dog

  • @alicejones5312
    @alicejones5312 4 роки тому +2

    16:20
    I have no clue why but Alyx’s reaction to this brings me to TEARS it’s so fucking funny 😂😂😂

  • @autumnskye180
    @autumnskye180 4 роки тому +382

    these "confessions/stories" make me feel so incredibly innocent like Jesus y'all wack😭 but that's okay

    • @ValVanee
      @ValVanee 4 роки тому

      na u just nasty

  • @Katie-kv1jf
    @Katie-kv1jf 4 роки тому +391

    Imagine having a boyfriend! Can’t relate

  • @stinky.ashlyn
    @stinky.ashlyn 4 роки тому +11

    "I'm pretty smart."
    Literally .2 seconds later
    "OW ThATs HOt!"

  • @saraalawadhi288
    @saraalawadhi288 4 роки тому +155

    *The guy ranting about how out of tune the girl is*
    Me: ‏👀.........”TwoSetViolin”

  • @dayzedandconfuzed
    @dayzedandconfuzed 4 роки тому +36

    7:43 he ain’t dead just a deadbeat i’m sCREAMING

  • @sannahussain1263
    @sannahussain1263 4 роки тому +3

    I love how Alyx emphasises the words and puts her hands up when there's brackets 😂 omggg I love her smmmmm

  • @gersonhernandez489
    @gersonhernandez489 4 роки тому +61

    Lmao liked " remember the balloon had a Stick "
    I'm guessing he tied a balloon to his stick. lol

    • @kristen6342
      @kristen6342 4 роки тому

      It was a girl and she fucked it

  • @dianagonzalezlopez
    @dianagonzalezlopez 4 роки тому +65

    I was actually watching the 2019 valentines day reveal your secrets video

  • @snowpuppy8064
    @snowpuppy8064 4 роки тому +19

    "She cannot play the fLuUuUuUtTtTtEeE!"

  • @isobelcottage8733
    @isobelcottage8733 4 роки тому +60

    Can we just talk about how the no make up look does wonders for Alyx’s jawline

  • @adreiannazompanda984
    @adreiannazompanda984 4 роки тому +67

    "He ain't dead just a deadbeat"
    Me: "spits out my Sprite all over my coworker crying with laughter"

  • @ainaaina4505
    @ainaaina4505 4 роки тому +1

    ur so natural with or without makeup, so prettyyyy 😍😍😍

  • @frickinnancymain
    @frickinnancymain 4 роки тому +246

    I’ve had no relationships in my entire 16 year life sooo. I’m lonley 😌😌😌

    • @kyannaholmes1588
      @kyannaholmes1588 4 роки тому +22

      Trust me its better this way focus on you and not someone else

    • @ggoddf5889
      @ggoddf5889 4 роки тому +9

      i had like 3 relationships and i wish i hadnt

    • @melbravo910
      @melbravo910 4 роки тому +2

      ive had 5 lmao

    • @Chloe-bf3uj
      @Chloe-bf3uj 4 роки тому +5

      Lethal Pug same here dude😌 exept I feel pretty good about it.

    • @unilluminated
      @unilluminated 4 роки тому +25

      I'm going to be 19 in 6 months and I've never been in a relationship. I've been asked out by plenty of people but have always said no as I didn't like them. Honestly, stay single until you find someone you truly love. Build on yourself and do the things you want to do and make yourself happy. You don't need anyone else

  • @VaVaVoomVoom
    @VaVaVoomVoom 4 роки тому +195

    *My valentine day secret is. . .*
    *That I've been single throughout out my whole entire life 💔*

    • @roxanaa4864
      @roxanaa4864 4 роки тому +8

      wow horrendous, how could you. despicable

    • @expentine
      @expentine 4 роки тому +1

      loser

    • @Wormbuttsex
      @Wormbuttsex 4 роки тому

      same, but i've been asked out 5 times in my 13 year old life but rejected them all

    • @Wormbuttsex
      @Wormbuttsex 4 роки тому

      same, but i've been asked out 5 times in my 13 year old life but rejected them all

    • @carahshapiro4414
      @carahshapiro4414 4 роки тому +1

      Peppa Pig AHAHA okay but did I ask

  • @dlolaChobots
    @dlolaChobots 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or js alyx exceptionally funny this video ?

  • @NoImNotOkay
    @NoImNotOkay 4 роки тому +557

    'I didn't wear makeup'
    me: when did you
    Wtf is happening 😳 the most likes i got was 15
    Thnx🥳

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +3

      D. Trump screams "AxxL IS MY FAVORITE UA-camR I HOPE HE BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA AND USA!!!" Yes, every cool person loves my content. And I know you love me, dear afa

    • @ratteeth7306
      @ratteeth7306 4 роки тому +4

      마리아 I think he may be god

    • @lenama1234567890
      @lenama1234567890 4 роки тому

      OooOOOoO savageeeee

    • @maike2024
      @maike2024 4 роки тому

      AxxL geh einfach weg

    • @frankie4924
      @frankie4924 4 роки тому

      AxxL you worry me

  • @SwaggyKitty101
    @SwaggyKitty101 4 роки тому +469

    DO FUNERAL SECRETS💀

    • @stancurry5265
      @stancurry5265 4 роки тому +11

      oh no

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 роки тому +32

      *flips pillow to the cold side*

    • @libramoons
      @libramoons 4 роки тому +1

      oh god no

    • @stupiddumbfum7255
      @stupiddumbfum7255 4 роки тому +2

      Me funral secret: I fucc me gramna cops

    • @zahrah8512
      @zahrah8512 4 роки тому +2

      Sparkle Sparkie My funeral secret - I fucked my grandma’s corpse (that’s the correct version yours made no sense)

  • @rhiannon2002
    @rhiannon2002 4 роки тому +15

    can you do “revealing school bus secrets” or “revealing period stories”

  • @katmoon8080
    @katmoon8080 4 роки тому +36

    Alyx: *all you need is air, water, and food*
    Me: *ANNNNNNND A CAT THAT PLAYS WITH ITS OWN DRYED HARD TURD*

  • @sassafrass555
    @sassafrass555 4 роки тому +23

    “do y’all realize that when y’all do these things, you’re potentially ruining someone’s life??” *zooms into questioning face* 🤣

  • @larryberry5000
    @larryberry5000 4 роки тому +4

    “My real dog Riley, diarreahad” I couldn’t stop laughing💀

  • @aDubStepdrop
    @aDubStepdrop 4 роки тому +66

    Better to get a curable STD than twins in high school lmfaooo she was def the unlucky one 😂😂

  • @theoneandonlyz.a.p86
    @theoneandonlyz.a.p86 4 роки тому +46

    i love theses videos lol people are interesting

  • @sophchanel6328
    @sophchanel6328 3 роки тому +4

    “He isn’t dead he just a deadbeat”
    💀😭 I felt that in a way

  • @alyomally9260
    @alyomally9260 4 роки тому +372

    *VALENTINE'S WILL BE MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DIVORCING MY EX*
    Sorry for caps, I'm just so proud of myself.
    💁🏻💖🖖