My pets are trying to kill me.

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  • @JustAWoney
    @JustAWoney 7 місяців тому +45547

    Boomslang will commit war crimes if given the chance

    • @AutisticAl
      @AutisticAl 7 місяців тому +1341

      Is it from Israel? 😂

    • @little_hunt3r
      @little_hunt3r 7 місяців тому +1450

      @@AutisticAlpalastine more likely. Don’t let it near any helpless babies or toddlers in cradles

    • @AutisticAl
      @AutisticAl 7 місяців тому +200

      @@little_hunt3r 🤣🤣👌

    • @willvanness1367
      @willvanness1367 7 місяців тому +272

      The people who are making these COMMENTS are a few cards shy of a “Full-Deck” !!!.

    • @mariebarr1745
      @mariebarr1745 7 місяців тому +55

      It looks proper nowty

  • @-_-thisnameiscreativeasfuc4734
    @-_-thisnameiscreativeasfuc4734 5 місяців тому +9239

    That Blue insularis is absolutely fucking GORGEOUS!!!

    • @IDJMK
      @IDJMK 4 місяці тому +89

      IM SAYING

    • @Scotland2306
      @Scotland2306 4 місяці тому +147

      On Google images. That’s as close as I like to get.

    • @Aliandrin
      @Aliandrin 4 місяці тому +175

      How is a snake that blue? How is anything? Isn't true, gorgeous, pure blue a super rare colour in nature that almost nothing has?

    • @Torth121
      @Torth121 4 місяці тому +53

      @@Aliandrinid say its one of the most abundant, the refraction of light on the elements of the atmosphere make the whole sky blue, cant tell me thats not nature

    • @WanderingWriter
      @WanderingWriter 4 місяці тому +40

      *A blue jay*: Am I a joke to you?@@Aliandrin

  • @danieltownley7436
    @danieltownley7436 4 місяці тому +3475

    "What kind of pet do you have?"
    "Medically significant!"

  • @Williamtriggs1
    @Williamtriggs1 3 місяці тому +223

    The Sand Viper looking depressed after being called “medically insignificant.” 😂

  • @hoopla1203
    @hoopla1203 7 місяців тому +19444

    Imagine chilling in your tank and someone rolls up and calls you medically insignificant

    • @Froggyman145
      @Froggyman145 7 місяців тому +1132

      I'd be trying to decipher what the fuck it means for the rest of my life. Too shook to attack

    • @froggyslice6943
      @froggyslice6943 7 місяців тому +525

      @@Froggyman145 lol right? Like damn man i see how it is. Be wondering if i was born with faulty venom sacs and whatnot

    • @Anactualrealperson
      @Anactualrealperson 7 місяців тому +295

      The disrespect.

    • @stevensmith8923
      @stevensmith8923 7 місяців тому +40

      😅😅

    • @SyzygyKNH
      @SyzygyKNH 7 місяців тому +127

      Doctor defined my baby mama as "geriatric" at the age of 35..

  • @Leopoldshark
    @Leopoldshark 7 місяців тому +3854

    Boomslang didn't wake up and choose violence. It was up all night plotting.

    • @knucklehead6599
      @knucklehead6599 7 місяців тому +101

      nawh violence choose boomslang

    • @kyliegangwish17
      @kyliegangwish17 7 місяців тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @WeldinMike27
      @WeldinMike27 7 місяців тому +38

      ​@@knucklehead6599that's what I thought. Boomslang is violence.

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 6 місяців тому +17

      Boomslang was just tired of being followed around by a camera. " haven't you heard of papperazzi laws?! Leave me alone!"

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 6 місяців тому +3

      Snakes: *I never sleep, I have **_no eyelids._* 🐍 👿

  • @kayanna418
    @kayanna418 5 місяців тому +822

    Bro why is “Shelby the King Kobra here” actually super cute 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonystazzoni2181
    @anthonystazzoni2181 4 місяці тому +133

    Darnell: you lucky this glass here to stop me
    Shelby: 🧍🏾‍♂️

  • @reaviews2300
    @reaviews2300 6 місяців тому +6674

    The inland taipan is THE epitome of "It's always the quiet ones"

    • @bulldog2000
      @bulldog2000 6 місяців тому +52

      Always

    • @CoyoteAUS
      @CoyoteAUS 6 місяців тому +206

      0/10 chance of survival if bitten in the outback.

    • @goinsoloaus
      @goinsoloaus 6 місяців тому

      ​@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.

    • @jeffreyjewell75
      @jeffreyjewell75 6 місяців тому +46

      They are that deadly ?

    • @pratyushsharma6655
      @pratyushsharma6655 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.

  • @IMFINNAPRESSABRICK
    @IMFINNAPRESSABRICK 7 місяців тому +4727

    Bro that blue snake is *INSANELY* handsome/beautiful

  • @seamusmcmasters114
    @seamusmcmasters114 4 місяці тому +75

    Steve is calculating with that stare 😂

  • @emilydawn7166
    @emilydawn7166 4 місяці тому +140

    Darnell is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @yayhandles
    @yayhandles 6 місяців тому +2227

    Started with Steve.
    Finished with Irwin.
    👍 10/10 formatting 👍

    • @Tevikolady
      @Tevikolady 6 місяців тому +62

      ooof, I didn't catch that, nice

    • @izzabelladogalini
      @izzabelladogalini 6 місяців тому +15

      I like that he has a king cobra called Shelby (even tho technically a king cobra isn't a cobra)

    • @natpeterson8313
      @natpeterson8313 6 місяців тому +1

      Indeed 🔥

    • @tymeier7570
      @tymeier7570 5 місяців тому +5

      F for Steve Irwin

    • @tymeier7570
      @tymeier7570 5 місяців тому +1

      F

  • @rocrod430
    @rocrod430 6 місяців тому +5875

    Bro gave the Inland Taipan a "You're fucked/10" 😭

    • @ginsengaddict
      @ginsengaddict 6 місяців тому +202

      Legit. We're very lucky they're A: not aggressive, and B: live in the desert.

    • @ainsleighgray5241
      @ainsleighgray5241 6 місяців тому +11

      What about the coastal 💀

    • @MissEmai0110
      @MissEmai0110 6 місяців тому +66

      @@ainsleighgray5241 Coastals are aggressive when cornered - as any animal would be, in that situation, when you think about it.

    • @EscobarReady
      @EscobarReady 5 місяців тому +14

      Right! Hence the name "Irwin"

    • @DixieCrusader-X-
      @DixieCrusader-X- 5 місяців тому +28

      I used to follow this one YT channel that dealt with venomous snakes, one of the men there got bit by an inland taipan and even though he received antivenom, it still put him in a coma.

  • @Dragon_Cheese1945
    @Dragon_Cheese1945 3 місяці тому +21

    Shelby was like: “yo what up fool”

    • @Killa_Suerte
      @Killa_Suerte 4 дні тому

      I imagined her talking like Shelby the Worm from Adventure Time.

  • @maijin007
    @maijin007 3 місяці тому +12

    Darnell did not to miss his camera time, how adorable!

  • @superduty4556
    @superduty4556 7 місяців тому +6114

    Boomslang ignores the Geneva Convention

    • @ethanrichner4071
      @ethanrichner4071 7 місяців тому +359

      Geneva suggestion*

    • @samueltutuwan3107
      @samueltutuwan3107 7 місяців тому +45

      ​@@ethanrichner4071frick beat me to it 😂

    • @ivanandriyanov4426
      @ivanandriyanov4426 7 місяців тому +131

      No, he does not.
      Because for him it's a Geneva *checklist*

    • @cadencero5313
      @cadencero5313 7 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ashenblood
      @ashenblood 7 місяців тому

      @@ivanandriyanov4426 Geneva *afterthought*

  • @SinnohJohtoKanto
    @SinnohJohtoKanto 6 місяців тому +2762

    Steve really was saying "Let me bite you 10 times and we'll see how many times you survive"

  • @ToasterCrumz
    @ToasterCrumz 4 місяці тому +49

    Love that the inland taipan is named Irwin(being the deadliest snake in Australia). I think Steve would get a kick out of that

  • @wh1skey686
    @wh1skey686 4 місяці тому +3

    The way Shelby was looking at you was hilarious, it was adorable!!!

  • @Killixn_
    @Killixn_ 6 місяців тому +2384

    That blue snake is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life 😭❤️

    • @jennifergraceh
      @jennifergraceh 6 місяців тому +84

      Omg, right?! So much pigment!!! I am in awe of its beauty!

    • @tdagod7687
      @tdagod7687 6 місяців тому +44

      I was looking for this 😭😭

    • @michaelstefko8499
      @michaelstefko8499 6 місяців тому +56

      I Was Looking For This Too. With a 8.5 Chance Of Survival Too. I WANT. LOL

    • @ab-du8cb
      @ab-du8cb 6 місяців тому +3

      Its not blue.

    • @darthmaestro2777
      @darthmaestro2777 6 місяців тому +46

      @@ab-du8cbit’s literally called the blue insularis 😂

  • @robmangeri777
    @robmangeri777 6 місяців тому +2937

    “I really need to write a will” is the last comment that disappears immediately. You’re welcome 😎👍🏼

  • @Syguy0
    @Syguy0 3 місяці тому +7

    Shelby was chill asf

  • @danielt.9154
    @danielt.9154 День тому +2

    "Shelby the King Cobra" love the attention to detail.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 7 місяців тому +1425

    I like that Darnell seems friendly and doesn't realize he has the ability to kill several people.

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 6 місяців тому +60

      Yeah, venomous snakes generally don't know that they're venomous.

    • @lemonsqweezy9532
      @lemonsqweezy9532 6 місяців тому +49

      ​@peggedyourdad9560 lmfao they most certainly do. Otherwise they wouldn't bite then wait. 😂

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 6 місяців тому +36

      @@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.

    • @Deatonis
      @Deatonis 6 місяців тому +30

      ​@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters 6 місяців тому +9

      🎵🎶is this love that I'm feelin?🎶🎵 🥀💀

  • @KyloZach
    @KyloZach 7 місяців тому +5848

    Boomslang is wanting to murder you bruh. "SILENCE. I KILL U." Steve is so adorable! Give him love!

    • @TheDumbDodo1
      @TheDumbDodo1 7 місяців тому +52

      I love the reference to Jeff Dunham

    • @mfi-cf7sp
      @mfi-cf7sp 7 місяців тому +18

      Steve is precious but would still kill is all but we still ❤ him 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @mfi-cf7sp
      @mfi-cf7sp 7 місяців тому +11

      @@TheDumbDodo1same good comedy never dies

    • @KyloZach
      @KyloZach 7 місяців тому +7

      @@TheDumbDodo1 Thanks man! He has a funny humor so i just thought to do the same thing! 😂

    • @rugbyf0rlife
      @rugbyf0rlife 7 місяців тому +6

      Which one is the Boomslang?

  • @Mtn_Dewit
    @Mtn_Dewit 4 місяці тому +3

    The blue snake definitely took me off guard. I never expected any snake, or any other reptile besides a chameleon to have such a vibrant skin color

  • @brotato654
    @brotato654 4 місяці тому +4

    the blue one is so pretty omg

  • @vanmanmarc
    @vanmanmarc 6 місяців тому +1083

    Never seen a blue snake before. So beautiful.

    • @Rosemary_bae
      @Rosemary_bae 6 місяців тому +13

      Same

    • @glo391
      @glo391 5 місяців тому +11

      It’s stunning 😍

    • @helmanfrow
      @helmanfrow 5 місяців тому +6

      Mystique vibes

    • @truevegas
      @truevegas 5 місяців тому +6

      Google blue phase green tree pythons. Absolutely stunning 😍

    • @RedbeardMerx
      @RedbeardMerx 5 місяців тому +1

      Very pretty

  • @MarlinsHistory
    @MarlinsHistory 7 місяців тому +2204

    Blue insularis is a straight up Pokémon

    • @TheGuy-is5lh
      @TheGuy-is5lh 7 місяців тому +146

      fr bro caught a gyarados and thought we wouldn’t notice

    • @OG-ProfessorFarnsworth
      @OG-ProfessorFarnsworth 7 місяців тому +58

      😮 possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!!! Crazy!

    • @REAPER3fitty
      @REAPER3fitty 7 місяців тому +24

      ​@@OG-ProfessorFarnsworthI just said this exact same thing. No exaggeration thr most beautiful creature I've ever seen.

    • @rodrigovillegas2263
      @rodrigovillegas2263 7 місяців тому +38

      @@TheGuy-is5lhmore like a dratini

    • @LeglessLion
      @LeglessLion 7 місяців тому +31

      I don't even like snakes and I have to say that's a damn gorgeous creature

  • @gundamnit3594
    @gundamnit3594 Місяць тому +1

    I love how the boomslang looks pissed 24/7.

  • @Alenie10
    @Alenie10 2 місяці тому +1

    Such an expressive adorable Boomslang

  • @AllisonChains64
    @AllisonChains64 7 місяців тому +2501

    Omg, that blue insularis is absolutely stunning! I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful snake in my life!

    • @MoonLitChild
      @MoonLitChild 7 місяців тому +210

      I didn't even know they existed until today. Hard same.

    • @itsdannyhoney
      @itsdannyhoney 7 місяців тому +75

      Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. The most beautiful snake I have ever seen. Easily in my top 5 of all animals.

    • @AllisonChains64
      @AllisonChains64 7 місяців тому +17

      @@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! UA-cam didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. UA-cam decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄

    • @AllisonChains64
      @AllisonChains64 7 місяців тому +14

      @@itsdannyhoney Definitely! It's too bad they're venomous and can't be touched by just anyone, though lol

    • @wesleydamen2018
      @wesleydamen2018 7 місяців тому +14

      Its a stunning colour indeed.
      Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa.
      As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty

  • @lballzdurocher
    @lballzdurocher 7 місяців тому +1131

    "Medically insignificant" is gonna be my new go to shade throwing phrase

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 6 місяців тому +12

      Can I tell someone your punches are medically insignificant.

    • @carlosverdugo9684
      @carlosverdugo9684 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bland9876😂😂😂

    • @conatser
      @conatser 6 місяців тому +1

      Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.

  • @sharifrancis9826
    @sharifrancis9826 22 години тому +1

    It seems Shelby is trying to assert dominance with that pose.

  • @ejlea
    @ejlea 4 місяці тому +2

    All of these snakes are absolutely beautiful!

  • @fwfeo
    @fwfeo 7 місяців тому +658

    Blue Insularis is the most beautiful colored animal I’ve ever seen! Absolutely gorgeous! 😍

    • @manuelviellieber4763
      @manuelviellieber4763 6 місяців тому +21

      Couldn’t agree more. That blue ist stunning.

    • @alexthegreat1254
      @alexthegreat1254 6 місяців тому +16

      Thinking the same thing, never saw a snake so beautiful

    • @austinhall3277
      @austinhall3277 6 місяців тому +38

      If dangerous, why friend colored?

    • @AB-bu9go
      @AB-bu9go 6 місяців тому +4

      Right?!

    • @jaliscoyguerrero
      @jaliscoyguerrero 6 місяців тому +3

      Why does my mind go to. I want a belt made out of it 😂

  • @rickyhineman4124
    @rickyhineman4124 6 місяців тому +2112

    Darnell: * on crack
    Shelby: * couldn't have been more confused

    • @martamccurdy1379
      @martamccurdy1379 5 місяців тому +6

      😂

    • @wildsword6856
      @wildsword6856 5 місяців тому +1

      Darnell the crackhead cobra

    • @JohnyF96
      @JohnyF96 4 місяці тому +3

      They bush vipers are so beautiful never seen them before i want one ❤😂

  • @Ghost-Song7714
    @Ghost-Song7714 День тому +1

    Steve looks very polite

  • @user-dl9hy5fj6y
    @user-dl9hy5fj6y 4 місяці тому +2

    That Blue Insularis is one of thenmost beautiful things ive ever seen.
    Amazing.

  • @josephpaul4548
    @josephpaul4548 7 місяців тому +1624

    No poisonous pets: 10/10 chance of surviving.

    • @ezrakornfeld8436
      @ezrakornfeld8436 6 місяців тому +90

      Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.

    • @xenmaifirebringer552
      @xenmaifirebringer552 6 місяців тому +69

      ​@@ezrakornfeld8436 Even without pets, we all have a 0/10 survival chance in the end... And that will do as today's existential dread dose, thanks!

    • @tastyt8766
      @tastyt8766 6 місяців тому +31

      Venomous* sorry

    • @AineEithne
      @AineEithne 6 місяців тому +4

      Oh Erwin...mom deadly like the black mamba... so ya you're mostly right, but some people keep stupid things like gators and chimps for pets. 😂

    • @slipspacesurvivalist9416
      @slipspacesurvivalist9416 6 місяців тому +2

      Suddenly, prions start unfolding! lol

  • @tediekgb
    @tediekgb 7 місяців тому +482

    The inland taipan “you’re kinda screwed” 😂

    • @JohnBeck-pb9xl
      @JohnBeck-pb9xl 7 місяців тому +61

      Their venom is no joke. Shit turns your blood into jelly

    • @martyadams9082
      @martyadams9082 6 місяців тому +3

      That was hilarious.

    • @silenttitan416
      @silenttitan416 6 місяців тому +28

      Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad

    • @JohnBeck-pb9xl
      @JohnBeck-pb9xl 6 місяців тому

      @@silenttitan416 yeah you have a good point. In nature it's basically an ongoing biological war against an aggressive invasive species.

    • @baabaabaa-yp2jh
      @baabaabaa-yp2jh 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter.
      Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro...
      He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.

  • @Veluv17
    @Veluv17 2 місяці тому +1

    The Blue is “Strikingly” Beautiful!

  • @DesertLily9895
    @DesertLily9895 5 місяців тому +4

    "I really need to write a will." 🤣

  • @TulkasMight
    @TulkasMight 7 місяців тому +895

    The boomslang is plotting something bro.

    • @J_Star_34
      @J_Star_34 7 місяців тому +12

      The Taipan looks so non-threatening too

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 7 місяців тому +14

      @@J_Star_34 a saying in Aus is, taipans will never start a fight, but they will finish one.

    • @lunaskisses
      @lunaskisses 7 місяців тому +4

      which one is the boomslang?! he doesn't say??

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 7 місяців тому +17

      @@lunaskisses green one at the start is the boom slang and a nonstop threat to us all

    • @CurliFox
      @CurliFox 7 місяців тому +3

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusThank you! He doesn't label it in the beginning.

  • @tamsolo1584
    @tamsolo1584 6 місяців тому +806

    Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤

    • @LOLdongs510
      @LOLdongs510 6 місяців тому +2

      Nerd

    • @NPC-nn4qe
      @NPC-nn4qe 6 місяців тому

      @@LOLdongs510 Judging by your username, you're either 9 years old or have the mental capacity of one.

    • @qweds3127
      @qweds3127 6 місяців тому +1

      Ok

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 6 місяців тому

      ​@@LOLdongs510you people are pointless

    • @kf1559
      @kf1559 6 місяців тому +7

      Great Spot. 👍😄

  • @jaeshasway
    @jaeshasway 4 дні тому

    Steve looks like he’s plotting your demise. 😂

  • @SnakeRcute
    @SnakeRcute 2 місяці тому

    You have the most beautiful snakes, I have ever seen! I am not that brave, but I am definitely jealous❤

  • @mandywathen7847
    @mandywathen7847 6 місяців тому +203

    They're all beautiful but that blue insularis is probably the most beautiful snake I've ever seen!!

    • @vikinggaming1037
      @vikinggaming1037 6 місяців тому +3

      I said the same thing, first time I've ever seen one. Absolutely stunning.

    • @IAmVerrza
      @IAmVerrza 6 місяців тому +2

      came her to say this, that shade of blue is amazing

  • @aeden8008
    @aeden8008 7 місяців тому +395

    The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable.
    Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.

    • @realzionygo
      @realzionygo 6 місяців тому +7

      Gaboon viper had that look like a bored, sad dog laying down as it looks up at you.

  • @OnlyBanzho
    @OnlyBanzho 7 годин тому

    I love your passive commentary on these aggressive species 😂😂😂

  • @ChantalMonette
    @ChantalMonette 5 місяців тому +1

    the blue insularis is GORGEOUS

  • @weirdalmjelvis.ect..2212
    @weirdalmjelvis.ect..2212 6 місяців тому +862

    Fun fact! abino king cobras are more aggressive because they have very bad vision, so they are more likely to strike alot for there safety.

  • @kitcat-xn1mn
    @kitcat-xn1mn 7 місяців тому +872

    Shelby was the most zoned out I've ever seen a snake

    • @user-bc8px7bx9k
      @user-bc8px7bx9k 6 місяців тому +24

      She just waiting

    • @colet8940
      @colet8940 6 місяців тому +30

      “What”
      “What I do” lol

    • @ravennalovecraft421
      @ravennalovecraft421 6 місяців тому +12

      Shelby is wondering why she's getting exposed, she just woke up💀 Darnell on the other hand..🤣

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 6 місяців тому +2

      She’s like ._.

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 2 години тому

    I like how the boomslang is perpetually angry

  • @SrfgtjcicSfjejdkkx
    @SrfgtjcicSfjejdkkx 2 місяці тому

    All the snakes are absolutely gorgeous to me!❤

  • @josee-annejoly6896
    @josee-annejoly6896 5 місяців тому +846

    That blue snake is absolutely gorgeous!! Blue is such a rare color in the animal kingdom!

    • @Aliandrin
      @Aliandrin 4 місяці тому +24

      It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.

    • @shnibby12
      @shnibby12 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@Aliandrin well you must've misunderstood

    • @AgentTex13
      @AgentTex13 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Aliandrin Yeah, I'm pretty sure blue pigment is VERY recent out in the wild and started with a plant.

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅

    • @impossible_planet
      @impossible_planet 3 місяці тому +16

      @@shnibby12”The only exception in nature is the obrina olivewing butterfly, which is the only known animal to produce a true blue pigment”

  • @thehunter7422
    @thehunter7422 6 місяців тому +224

    That Blue Insularis is freaking beautiful. Never heard of it before but definitely probably one of the the most gorgeous snakes I've seen before

    • @rikstar.
      @rikstar. 5 місяців тому

      Mines the snake from jungle book

  • @tylerengelhardt1977
    @tylerengelhardt1977 2 місяці тому

    I’m in love with the blue guy. He’s so beautiful!

  • @Jbreeziee
    @Jbreeziee 6 місяців тому +377

    “Or if you’re Australian… 11/10!”

    • @herbertwatson5662
      @herbertwatson5662 6 місяців тому +18

      Average Aussie backyard is more venomous 😅

    • @phobos1963
      @phobos1963 6 місяців тому

      @@herbertwatson5662"what ya doin in my living room mate, get the fo out before i kick yo ass"

    • @rafiashraf2769
      @rafiashraf2769 6 місяців тому

      Lower rating is worse

    • @graog123
      @graog123 6 місяців тому

      Memes aside none of us fuck with Taipans they are the most dangerous animal on the continent

  • @maddogfox9390
    @maddogfox9390 7 місяців тому +893

    never mess with an inland taipan, he knows the drill

    • @oblivionfrost4970
      @oblivionfrost4970 7 місяців тому

      I had two inland taipans mating beneath my house last week

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 7 місяців тому +51

      Ye, if you don’t get anti venom in 30 min then your muscles will decompose while your alive

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 7 місяців тому +63

      The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.

    • @rebeccasatterley1542
      @rebeccasatterley1542 7 місяців тому +6

      He looks so innocent

    • @The_jesters_house
      @The_jesters_house 7 місяців тому +7

      Yeah taipan venom is like human kryptonite

  • @GoodieMovies
    @GoodieMovies 4 місяці тому +1

    Shelby looks like she has crippling anxiety 💀💀💀

  • @Malalalala
    @Malalalala 3 місяці тому

    The blue snake is gorgeous! I have never seen anything like it

  • @OTW18
    @OTW18 6 місяців тому +189

    King Cobra looks like he hasn’t bitten in years and is always ready.

  • @juandp3862
    @juandp3862 6 місяців тому +188

    Your king cobra is having an existential crisis man.

    • @FujoshiBtsh
      @FujoshiBtsh 6 місяців тому +2

      Exactly what I thought 😂😂

    • @mercurylincoln755
      @mercurylincoln755 6 місяців тому +1

      Salvia

    • @FarmerDrew
      @FarmerDrew 6 місяців тому

      Nah he's at work thinking
      "Did I leave the stove on at home"

    • @yourmom6472
      @yourmom6472 5 місяців тому

      I’d be like that if i realized i was dangerous

  • @mason-masonsminecraftmason2756
    @mason-masonsminecraftmason2756 18 днів тому

    This is great, man! On the road to 200k.

  • @EinVerdammterZauberer
    @EinVerdammterZauberer 9 днів тому

    Darnell seems very polite.

  • @axuwu6939
    @axuwu6939 7 місяців тому +260

    I love the “this could murder me in an instant” paired with the goofiest, dopiest little faces with zero thoughts behind their round eyes

    • @BuiltAdifferentbreed
      @BuiltAdifferentbreed 7 місяців тому

      I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.

    • @kokujin5446
      @kokujin5446 7 місяців тому +1

      Hahaha so true😂

  • @joerogers3867
    @joerogers3867 7 місяців тому +929

    What if you are attacked by Lil' Man? What are the odds?

    • @ExoticPetsCrazy
      @ExoticPetsCrazy 7 місяців тому +164

      We all know it lil man attacks u, he will not only steal your wife but also make u wish u were dead

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 7 місяців тому +105

      Physical damage: 10/10
      Emotional damage: 0/10

    • @CockroachAtTheKrustyKrab
      @CockroachAtTheKrustyKrab 7 місяців тому +46

      Lil' Man will put you in a casket within 5 minutes and its a guaranteed death no antivenom available. Give him some meal worms and he'll let you live tho 😂

    • @LuminousSteel
      @LuminousSteel 7 місяців тому

      100% chance of death in 5 minutes or less... and there isn't an antivenom. and you'll be a historical figure for dying to the least aggressive death noodle in the world.

    • @PaceYourself
      @PaceYourself 7 місяців тому +2

      I was waiting for the Lil man.

  • @stevemeters3090
    @stevemeters3090 8 днів тому

    Is that blue really their natural color???
    It's absolutely stunning!

  • @amyrlin026
    @amyrlin026 4 місяці тому +1

    That blue snake is really pretty. Very striking.

  • @Onlybhstrpes
    @Onlybhstrpes 6 місяців тому +30

    I died when he said that the taipan was a, "You're screwed," survival-chance.😂

    • @itssazzalol98
      @itssazzalol98 6 місяців тому +7

      Coming from the country they’re from (Aus) you run when you see those bad bois

  • @VIP-ry6vv
    @VIP-ry6vv 7 місяців тому +332

    I hate how cute steve and darnell are because it just makes me want to hug them. Also i love how your boomslang starts every day by choosing violence.

    • @mystronnagrom9881
      @mystronnagrom9881 7 місяців тому +1

      Go hi-five that boomslang

    • @LiberPater777
      @LiberPater777 7 місяців тому +5

      Coffee and violence.
      Breakfast of champions.

  • @erykaescobar7284
    @erykaescobar7284 4 місяці тому

    That blue looks absolutely stunning.

  • @KA-cj5ms
    @KA-cj5ms 5 місяців тому

    Oh my gosh! That blue insularis is STUNNING!! I’ve never seen a snake like that!

  • @MarcoRodriguez-ci3pg
    @MarcoRodriguez-ci3pg 7 місяців тому +84

    That blue insularis is straight up beautiful.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 7 місяців тому +1

      I wasn't expecting such vibrance lol. Snakes freak me the hell out, but holy fuck that's a pretty animal

    • @389voynich
      @389voynich 7 місяців тому +1

      YEAH MAN, NEVER SEEN A BLUE SNAKE B4. TOTALLY AGREE, GORGEOUS. BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH LAST SNAKE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??

    • @jeroennickman
      @jeroennickman 7 місяців тому +2

      @@389voynichlowest of them all, that’s the most venomous snake species in the world.

    • @389voynich
      @389voynich 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jeroennickman THANKS BRO

  • @EXZACHTPERFORMANCE
    @EXZACHTPERFORMANCE 6 місяців тому +104

    I used to work on the sugar cane trains in north Queensland, Australia home of the inland taipan, at times over an hour away from any medical care, they're one of them snakes that if you get bit you don't call for help, you call your loved ones and make peace.

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 6 місяців тому +8

      Damn, I'd wear gauntlets and knee long armored boots 😂

    • @MissEmai0110
      @MissEmai0110 6 місяців тому +1

      More so home of the coastal taipan. The Inland lives in semiarid areas in the central east of the country

    • @EXZACHTPERFORMANCE
      @EXZACHTPERFORMANCE 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MissEmai0110 they're both in that region as it turns quite arid about 20km inland and immediately as you head south. The coastal is absolutely the one to be concerned about though. Notably more venomous.

    • @MissEmai0110
      @MissEmai0110 5 місяців тому +1

      @@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE The inland taipan inhabits the black soil plains in the region where Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory borders converge.. You best get in contact with the experts and let them know they are moving east toward the coast, then.
      You will also find that the Coastal isn't at all more venomous - the Inland Taipan is 4 times more toxic than the coastal - they just don't have as much of a venom yield and are more likely to not bite.

  • @treflipbutswitch153
    @treflipbutswitch153 5 місяців тому

    holy their scales up close looks beautifully amazing

  • @fitmcdeezy8778
    @fitmcdeezy8778 4 місяці тому

    Dude... that blue snake was unreal. Fricken beautiful

  • @whydoyoucaresomuchdude
    @whydoyoucaresomuchdude 6 місяців тому +343

    The green snake at the beginning legit has the face of my nightmares 😂

    • @knowplay3258
      @knowplay3258 5 місяців тому +1

      That would be a Boomslang...a highly venomous, super fast African tree snake(it's name actually means Tree Snake in Afrikaans) that waits in trees for prey to innocently walk under the tree...then it drops on them. The Boomslang is the epitome of a breathing war crime that aggressively hates anything and everything!!
      I'll add as a PSA: Never pick fruit from trees in South Africa...

    • @munge5356
      @munge5356 5 місяців тому +8

      I think that's a boomslang

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 4 місяці тому +9

      Look up what happens if it bites you, if you want those nightmares to get worse

    • @vipireon864
      @vipireon864 4 місяці тому

      What was it???? Looks like it’s and old bald man ghoul trapped in a snakes body

    • @peggyrodriguez5406
      @peggyrodriguez5406 4 місяці тому +1

      @@munge5356To me, it looks like it may be a black mamba. You can see inside its mouth.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 7 місяців тому +224

    "I choose violence!"
    -Boomslang

  • @bluebird3042
    @bluebird3042 3 місяці тому

    You have some beautiful snakes! The blue is gorgeous!

  • @sparc3293
    @sparc3293 2 місяці тому

    blue insularis and the bush viper looking like ice dragon and gold dragon respectively. so cool

  • @jinx724
    @jinx724 6 місяців тому +341

    Shelbys like "come at me bro" while also saying "wait what? I'm chill"

  • @robgrant9348
    @robgrant9348 7 місяців тому +47

    That blue insularis is by far one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen.

  • @Alan-jw8bl
    @Alan-jw8bl Місяць тому

    “The inland taipan, you’re kinda screwed” 😭😂

  • @johnzuniga5044
    @johnzuniga5044 4 місяці тому

    That blue smake is freaking amazing

  • @tonyp1653
    @tonyp1653 6 місяців тому +491

    Beautiful snakes. That being said, I do have a rule that I try and follow. Never have pets that can kill you.

    • @SH-gr1bc
      @SH-gr1bc 6 місяців тому +18

      I second that.

    • @Xloudy684
      @Xloudy684 5 місяців тому +31

      100%, idc how beautiful those mfs are, I can adore them from the screen of my phone lol

    • @L6901Malice
      @L6901Malice 5 місяців тому +16

      youd be surprised how much damage a dog can do really. my dog missed a treat one time when he was sick and just barely nicked me. Took months to heal with nerve damage.

    • @SH-gr1bc
      @SH-gr1bc 5 місяців тому +16

      @@L6901Malice at least dogs aren't venomous...can you imagine??

    • @KyairEnnis547
      @KyairEnnis547 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@SH-gr1bcDogs with a venomous bite? Nobody would want Dogs as pets anymore!

  • @dylanjwagner
    @dylanjwagner 6 місяців тому +219

    Darnell is only slightly lower than Boom on the “will commit war crimes” scale.
    Steve is a marshmallow

  • @pennyp7382
    @pennyp7382 4 місяці тому +1

    Darnell 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love pet names but that make me laugh out loud!!!😂😂😂

  • @boyandcatmum
    @boyandcatmum 52 хвилини тому

    My favourite colour is blue and your blue snake is stunning and they are all beautiful 😊

  • @BarsforTheLord
    @BarsforTheLord 6 місяців тому +55

    Darnell is about that action. Don't let him out 🙅🏾‍♂️

    • @cjmike1024
      @cjmike1024 6 місяців тому +8

      I was thinking the same. DARNELL IS HAVING NONE OF IT.

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 7 місяців тому +379

    After so many videos of the cobras and the boomslang, I did NOT know you had an inland taipan. I'm Australian and I am now intimidated by you. That's the snake I've been taught to leave alone the most... The owner of the deadliest venom in the world...

    • @rumplestillskin6157
      @rumplestillskin6157 7 місяців тому +8

      Sea snake enters the chat

    • @MrCatrig77
      @MrCatrig77 7 місяців тому +3

      The brown snake of Australia

    • @adonis8289
      @adonis8289 7 місяців тому +11

      Wtf, how did he get the Taipan out of Australia? Why would you want the deadliest snake in the world.

    • @stevenobrien557
      @stevenobrien557 7 місяців тому +7

      Not a single recorded death... Almost all bites the result of handling/attempted capture.

    • @itiswhatitis7614
      @itiswhatitis7614 7 місяців тому +12

      @@stevenobrien557 only since anti-venom. Still, I don't think I want to take may chances with that one or the Coastal.

  • @charlesruehs3507
    @charlesruehs3507 3 місяці тому

    Bro you now got me hooked on Bush vipers

  • @raynenolan2864
    @raynenolan2864 5 місяців тому

    That Blue Insalaras is insanely beautiful. I never knew they existed.

  • @hzmicide1738
    @hzmicide1738 7 місяців тому +525

    Chance of survival if you AREN’T surrounded by venomous snakes: 10/10

    • @janaeandre6460
      @janaeandre6460 7 місяців тому +18

      No survival, we haven't invited immortality potions yet XD

    • @stevenobrien557
      @stevenobrien557 7 місяців тому +17

      In Australia it is commonly said that if you have a venomous Red Belly in your yard to leave it there because it will eat the much more dangerous Brown snakes that come by...

    • @lizzardmoto9386
      @lizzardmoto9386 7 місяців тому +1

      We are all surrounded by venomous snakes…

    • @hzmicide1738
      @hzmicide1738 7 місяців тому +6

      @@lizzardmoto9386 But do you have a house full of them? Having a bunch of dangerous and venomous snakes in your house like that is incredibly dumb and risky. All it takes is one little accident like a few getting loose or one biting him and he might die. It’s like ASKING to put your life in danger but if he wants to take that risk then let him.

    • @J-B-P
      @J-B-P 6 місяців тому +3

      @@lizzardmoto9386No we are not 😂 I live in Ontario, Canada and there’s only one species of venomous snake that lives here (in only one region of the whole province, too), and I have never seen one in my 30 years of life.

  • @tylerschwabrow6048
    @tylerschwabrow6048 6 місяців тому +307

    I love how the Gaboon viper just looked at you like, "Oh hey, what's up?"

    • @thesoicybroadcast9384
      @thesoicybroadcast9384 5 місяців тому

      Fr he was chill af

    • @knowplay3258
      @knowplay3258 4 місяці тому

      Considering he can strike, bite you twice, and be chilling before you can literally blink....fastest strike in the world.

    • @marc.V97
      @marc.V97 4 місяці тому

      "One of the fastest"​ definitely not the fastest strike, that accolade goes to the black mamba, also coupled with the fact that its the fastest moving land snake @knowplay3258

    • @knowplay3258
      @knowplay3258 4 місяці тому

      @marc.V97 According to which source you read. The results are inconclusive. Some studies say the Black Mamba. Some say the Gaboon Viper. Some say the Death Adder. Some even say the Black Rat Snake. It just depends on which study and the method of measure of that study. So, nobody knows for sure. But, each of the snakes mentioned above are definitely among the fastest striking snakes in the world.
      Edit: Forgot to say that the Black Mamba is definitely the fastest moving snake in the world, hands down, no contest.

    • @knowplay3258
      @knowplay3258 4 місяці тому

      @marc.V97 But, being from Louisiana, I do have to mention that we definitively know the snake with the fastest strike in North America...and we have them everywhere here...the Cottonmouth a.k.a. Water Moccasin. Here in Louisiana, I find them in the yard atleast once a week and in the house during the winter. They are also the only aggressive snake in North America. They will come after you.

  • @700hot6
    @700hot6 4 місяці тому

    I’ve never seen a blue snake like that it’s beautiful

  • @rebeccaemma6293
    @rebeccaemma6293 Місяць тому

    Darnell is so dang cute tho🥺

  • @RavenGTR79
    @RavenGTR79 6 місяців тому +45

    That smirk on the boomslang says "I've already planned your murder...it's a matter of when"💀

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 6 місяців тому +3

      "I already have the death note as soon as I figure out how to write your name in it without hands you're done"