@@camikazi2737 not just standing but walking and spends their life on their legs. If it's 4 legged it would be back legs of course but I can't think of bipedal 4 legged animals as it would it be their arms not legs in front. Kangaroos and kangaroo rats, all birds (think ostriches/emus/penguins plus literally any bird), springhares, jerboas and idk why I'm even typing this 💀
@@captainpotato5108 I think he's a monitor lizard, which might be a generic term for any small cat to medium dog sized lizard. But they seem to be fairly popular pets for those who are scale pet inclined.
@@captainpotato5108Australian goanna. They bite DAMN hard. Most up in Northern parts of Western Australia and generally in the north. In the 1970s my parents come across a HUGE one in a trailer park where it would wait for you to turn on the water to drink. They usually stay pretty still then run like hell. They get FAR bigger than this one. Aboriginals used to find their holes and eat them all the time. Some of the old women talk about their mothers teaching them to catch them. Takes a hell of a hit to kill them. Very strong lizard.
Belligerant Zip Tie. " I am Mighty!" Yup mighty cute! ❤ Up until recently Parrot snakes were thought to be not venomous at all. They are mildly venomous.
Raptor is who they refer to when they talk about lizard people. Raptor is just a juvenile one.eventually they wear your skin. For anyone thinking I'm serious, this is a joke.
I had to look them up and my GOD that made me cackle. Judgemental Shoelace looks like if Kermit were a snake, but those guys just straight up look like a sock puppet. Thanks for that laugh lmao
It's actually surprising, the amount of intelligence reptiles can show you when raised in an enriching environment. The full potential of any animal is under-utilized in the wild because they don't need their full potential to survive. Living alongside the correct humans typically will unlock a lot more capabilities in a creature as it learns from us and the environment we craft for its benefit.
@@wiidragon7588: Yeah, like someone said, they are like children. They learn, just like humans, but they throw out what's unnecessary to survive while humans poison other humans because they like money... Humans are the worst. They might as well be demons.
Dude everyone's here for it, it's becoming a regular cultural phenomenon...people love to look at snakes and lizards, the love the silly nicknames and personalities, and they love the way this guy narrates his videos. It's a winning combo, all praise the algorithm. I also struggle with eating when loving the white powder. # Relatable. (I wanna name my next dog boomslang so I can holler that around my 'hood if they get lost.)
The rough green snake is my favorite, they are the most chill little snakes I have seen in the wild, they will just slither all over you without any fear or hesitation.
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Been praying for more full length content 🙏🏼
Sorry it's a big change for me and a lot more work, but I promise I'm working on finishing up a couple long-format videos!
Glad to see you are still alive! :)@@Callmethelamp
@@TrekTheTech Yes dude I think he has to be careful with li'l man he's going to get everyone of us
@@CallmethelampDo You Have A Mamba? I'm From South Africa 🇿🇦
@@Callmethelampdo u have iguana
judgmental shoelace = skeptical spaghetti
I think that name was an homage to the "sneks" meme by lucidchart
Totally recommend to watch that one
“They’re the same picture.”
"dangernoodle"
@@SDAL_YT and murder spagurder
Suspicious worm
"he still thinks he is bipedal" has me legitimately in tears
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao same. That one got me. 😂
I don't know what that is.
@@MHGFTW standing on his hind/back legs.
@@camikazi2737 not just standing but walking and spends their life on their legs. If it's 4 legged it would be back legs of course but I can't think of bipedal 4 legged animals as it would it be their arms not legs in front. Kangaroos and kangaroo rats, all birds (think ostriches/emus/penguins plus literally any bird), springhares, jerboas and idk why I'm even typing this 💀
Lil Man loves that white powder 😎
Who doesn't 👀
@@PatBirdSk8 came to say that 😂😂
Cuz it’s Cocaine
All lils love white powder
@@PatBirdSk8😮😂
I would die for Raptor. He is the best scale boi.
In the words of a very amusing meme:
"Look at me. I am stoopid hooman. Do this, do that, don't eat the neighbors cat dur dur dur."
😂
What kind of Liz is Raptor?
@@captainpotato5108 I think he's a monitor lizard, which might be a generic term for any small cat to medium dog sized lizard. But they seem to be fairly popular pets for those who are scale pet inclined.
@@chthulu27😂😂😂
@@captainpotato5108Australian goanna. They bite DAMN hard. Most up in Northern parts of Western Australia and generally in the north. In the 1970s my parents come across a HUGE one in a trailer park where it would wait for you to turn on the water to drink. They usually stay pretty still then run like hell. They get FAR bigger than this one. Aboriginals used to find their holes and eat them all the time. Some of the old women talk about their mothers teaching them to catch them. Takes a hell of a hit to kill them. Very strong lizard.
Belliegrent Zip Tie: Whaychu lookin at bruh?🤨
Land Viper: My IQ mirrors the room temperature 💀
Is the land viper venomous
@@Petty_Theif07 Yes
@@NIGHTDREADED will it kill me if I yoink it?
@@Petty_Theif07 yes
@@lydiakennedy61not if I yoink it fast enough
Belligerant Zip Tie. " I am Mighty!" Yup mighty cute! ❤ Up until recently Parrot snakes were thought to be not venomous at all. They are mildly venomous.
mighty deadly tho
@@mr_brass_monkey Parrot snakes were thought not to be venomous at all until a few years ago. Parrot snakes are only mildly venemous.
@mr_brass_monkey Deadly no, local pain, and an pins and needles feeling.
@@mr_brass_monkey Deadly to frogs? Yes, yes they are. Not at all to people though, unless someone happens to have a severe allergic reaction.
Raptor is still in his t rex era 💀
That explains the vacant look
Raptor: am i lizard or am man?......lizard man? Coconut? Nut? Coco? Godzilla??
Hmmmmm
Shush. Lizard people are a secret!
Lmao
Raptor is who they refer to when they talk about lizard people. Raptor is just a juvenile one.eventually they wear your skin.
For anyone thinking I'm serious, this is a joke.
he's godzilla jr, just needs some growing
Can't forget the Arabian Sand Boa, literally looks like a melting snake and it's so stupid looking. I love those guys.
arabian sand boas look like if i tried to draw a snake from memory 😭😭
Wow, they really do look like someone left a snake out in the sun for too long. Extraordinary.
I had to look them up and my GOD that made me cackle. Judgemental Shoelace looks like if Kermit were a snake, but those guys just straight up look like a sock puppet. Thanks for that laugh lmao
I love sand boas so much, but they absolutely look like a wax sculpture of a snake left out in the sun too long.
Oh my God thank you for telling me these guys exist, these are the silliest snakes ive ever seen!
“My IQ mirrors the room temperature…. Anyone else cold?”
Raptor forgot he is an animal that walks on four legs. Dementia really is a hard hitting illness, hope he gets better soon
Raptor is so friggin adorable!! I never expected to see a large lizard act like a cat 🤣🤣
It's actually surprising, the amount of intelligence reptiles can show you when raised in an enriching environment. The full potential of any animal is under-utilized in the wild because they don't need their full potential to survive. Living alongside the correct humans typically will unlock a lot more capabilities in a creature as it learns from us and the environment we craft for its benefit.
@@wiidragon7588: Yeah, like someone said, they are like children. They learn, just like humans, but they throw out what's unnecessary to survive while humans poison other humans because they like money...
Humans are the worst. They might as well be demons.
The judgmental shoelace and the belligerent zip tie are the funniest names I’ve heard someone call a snek.
Judgmental shoelace and belligerent zip tie make me lol every single time. Such fitting nick names 😂😂❤❤
Best names ever 😂
Cringy comment and it isn't even funny
Why are these tiny skinny snakes so cute 😭
I love the judgemental shoelace, he looks like kermit the frog judging you while eating a lemon ❤😆
"He really loves that white powder" 😭😭😭💀💀
I need some white powder .
Raptor looks more intelligent than some of my next door neighbors.
"Rawr bruh" 😂😂😂
The first snake look high asl 🤣💯
Raptor standing there watching tv like nobodys business
The Judgmental Shoelace was staring into my soul 💀
I looked up images of both the belligerent zip tie and the judgemental shoelace and had fun looking through the pictures. 😂❤
I've always thought Sand Boas were adorable as well, and they have the added bonus of being non-venomous and apparently fairly easy to keep
couldn't catch the last one🤣
Raptor is what he called the monitor lizard at the end
@@jonquirk9582 ik that, I mean what he said
bipedal
He always does that... I don't know why. It's pretty annoying.
@@BooBuKittyPhuk maybe he post these on tik-tok cause shorts can be about 60 seconds long
Raptor watching impractical jokers 😭
Lmao youre killing it with basically the same video over and over and im here for it
Dude everyone's here for it, it's becoming a regular cultural phenomenon...people love to look at snakes and lizards, the love the silly nicknames and personalities, and they love the way this guy narrates his videos. It's a winning combo, all praise the algorithm.
I also struggle with eating when loving the white powder. # Relatable.
(I wanna name my next dog boomslang so I can holler that around my 'hood if they get lost.)
Leave them alooooone they’re trying their best and they’re beautiful 😭🥰
Stop calling him a shoelace!!! He said he identifies as Twig!
I love the belligerent zip tie, every time you show him it makes me smile 😊
Lil man be smoking that za
Or angel dust 😂 the snow...
Belligerent zip tie compilation when?
lil man is so relatable
The land flounder looks like they are getting themselves all cozy
"Judgmental shoelace" and "belligerent zip tie"... lmao xD
The blue tongued skink is probably my favourite reptile. They're.. Not the brightest either and often struggle to eat their prey XD
The zip tie was so adorable!
Raptor "Shush my show is on"
Yo last one the lizard was watching the news 🤣😂😭🙌
I love Ziptie’s name. It’s so cute and suites him.
The boom slang looks like he's saying HEY...... HEY...HEY!!!!
The “target locked” had me rolling 🤣
Videos like this are helping me get over my fear of danger noodles. Hognoses drinking are so cute, never knew sneks could have chubby cheeks
Land flounder is my favorite so far
What species is your belligerent zip tie? Gorgeous little beastie!
He still thinks he's my pe- 0:56
@@m3i4j303ufthat is not what he said
The first one look like it was like"what" when he noticed you recording looking at him lmao 🤣🤣
“he still thinks hes bipedal” 😭😭😭
Shoelace
HEY, they're trying okay, they're not stupid ;(
Both those snakes are SO ADORABLE 😭😭😢❤️
The ‘judgmental shoelace’ and ‘I am twig’ cracked me up 😂
Friendly reminder for those who have medication and often forget (like me): Take your medication(s) if you haven't yet! 😊💖💊
That's what the government wants me to do!
Don't be a 🐑
Oh I almost forgot thank you!
Thank you! Drink water, too!
Thank you Topaz! I don't have any at the moment, but I really appreciate your looking out for everybody. :D
thank, I actually was forgetting
Man this makes for so much great meme potential.
Thank you.
Omg! That little shoelace snake is adorable!!!! Never thought I’d find a snake to be cute. I wanna snuggle with that little cutie! 🥰
I love the shoelace because they have a look of “I just got off a 12 hour shift and do not have the mental bandwidth to handle you, leave me alone.”
"My IQ mirrors the temperature. Anybody cold?" I _LOST_ it lmaooo
Hognoses too! They look so derpy and play dead. They also twitch whenever they see another hognose! So cute!!
The shoelace actually makes sense to me. It looks like a new growth of a vine. I'm seeing that form a lot rn with the jasmine in its "creeping" phase.
The Boomslang is pretty much the funniest-looking deadly thing I've ever seen.
Lil man was lost in the sauce for a second there
Raptor is literally that Dancing Toothless meme 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 "Rawr BruH" had me wheezing 😂
I dunno why but I felt like I was listening to Owen Wilson
That first one was like “COME AT ME BRO!!!”
Judgemental shoelace and belligerent ziptie are some of the best descriptions I've ever heard.
They're so funny! I've never had a reptile make jokes to me using text above their heads before. ❤️🥰
That lizard's watching Impractical Jokers
The first one you could totally do a voiceover that says “hey!” 😂
"beligerant zip-tie" had me cackling
“Land flounders look like they were stepped on as a child”😂
The belligerent zip tie!!!!!! My favorite!!!! Yes!!! 😂❤
The angry green shoelace always reminds me of Kermit if he was a snake 😂
Belligerent zip tie is so adorable 😂❤
The shoelace looks like i tried to draw a snek from memory
Impractical Jokers being on T.V makes this video 5x better
Raptor just standing there in utter confusion.😂
"why are you so judgemental?"
"i'm judgemental sheolace"
Raptor is just remembering his old friends from 65 million years ago
These guys are all the greatest things ever. But the lizard at the end acting like a house cat/dog watching tv is perfection
Raptor looks like a cartoon character
The shoelace looks like Kermit the frog when he has his “irritated face”. Lol
That is an adorable snake, he looks like a cartoon rendition of a dragon.
"It just looks absolutely stupid."
Wtf 😂😂
Raptor being such a no brain lovable dork :P
These lizards are the best tbh
Shoelace is too adorable 😂
“It just looks absolutely stupid”
💀
"Does your snake bite?"
"Worst,he judges you"
That shoelace is like "Put me the fuck down"
Raptor simply thinks he is indeed a raptor lol
“My OQ mirrors the room temperature”😂😂😂 Cute little guys!!!
Raptor looking like he's gonna run for president
Lil man in love with the coco!!!
First snake pulled up like hi sir I’m Jake from State Farm
My first thought when I saw the first snake: "Whoop !?"
The way they bury themselves still unnerves me
Every vine snake should be given the caption "whatchu talkin bout, Willis? Dat mo'fo ain't nuttin but a GLOWIE!"
I love the angry zip tie and shoe lace 👌🏾💜🫠
Judgemental shoelace is so so cute 🥺
The rough green snake is my favorite, they are the most chill little snakes I have seen in the wild, they will just slither all over you without any fear or hesitation.