I know this is just a comedy sketch but the message is very serious, I want you all to promise me you won't turn to the.. don't turn to the.. the dru..
I've got a statue of the Virgin Mary in my kitchen just so that when any of my mates come to my house I can make them swear on the Virgin Mary, ma mammy's grave and the Virgin Mary's mammy's grave that they'll never turn tae the drugs. It's next to the statues of Kali and the bare-breasted Minoan Snake Goddess, but I don't make them swear on them. Because, Burniston.
Why dae Scottish people's Mums always die and it's just the son and the Dad left? LOL. They say women live longer than men. Apparently not if you're Scottish. I guess it's because for most Scottish families, the Mum is the one that runs the show.
Och no! 's that true?! ma bf's Scottish, man! 3 months already! So..ye mean ah will have tae be the one who runs the show while ma hubby's out at the pub? Oh no! No! Tha' is nae happening tae me! ah'll send him a msg the noo!
I know this is just a comedy sketch but the message is very serious, I want you all to promise me you won't turn to the.. don't turn to the.. the dru..
What was he gonna say, we'll never know,....
@@forsythdavid23 th..th...the....th..the druuu.... th.. the druuuu......promise me son, promise me you'll no turn tae th... the..... the dru......😵
The drunks? Don't worry da I won't become a drunk, I'll smoke too much weed to ever want alcohol
@@CROsigliere noo, noooo don't turn to the... the.. dru.. the dru.... Jamie promise me you won't turn to the dru... 😵
all the mommies in all the graves!!
All the dislikes are people who turned to the drugs.
Dislikes were removed then...
@@ConnorMcCartney95 I can see them to this day, thanks to a browser add-on.
Hilarious. Great writing and delivery. Just discovered these guys. A real chemistry there.
I love this one its so ridiculous when the guy gets hung on the pegs 😂😂😂
Poor man was hung oot to dry.
Spoken like someone who's never been hung on the pegs.
Plot twist: The Virgin Mary turns to the drugs.
All the mammies
in all the raves.
Ntz ntz ntz.
I swear on ma mammy's grave, this never gets boring
I've got a statue of the Virgin Mary in my kitchen just so that when any of my mates come to my house I can make them swear on the Virgin Mary, ma mammy's grave and the Virgin Mary's mammy's grave that they'll never turn tae the drugs. It's next to the statues of Kali and the bare-breasted Minoan Snake Goddess, but I don't make them swear on them. Because, Burniston.
barbara wit ever yae dae dont turn tae the drugs
Barbara Donegan I bet that's where you keep your stash!
@@charcolew Busted!
The real sad part is that this poor lad has lost his mom, dad and his friend. Would be hard not to turn to the drugs.
Aye. They auld drugs and all.
Smh. Shakin' ma heid.
For some reason the way this goes on far too long just makes it funnier.
Ironically, watching this turned me tae da drugs, now I owe big Connor.
This deserves millions of views
Heidbutting the punch bag, don’t know why but this tickled me 😀
Have to be ready for a Glasgow Handshake!
wickednaughtyzoot 😂😂 everyone else pure focused on punching the bags he’s stickin the nut on it 😂
Better than turnin tae the drugs. 😂
The old Glasgow Kiss
Got or done any drugs ? I've got Nae Drugs. I've done Nae Drugs. Nae Drugs !
U canne swear on a grave that's no being dug yet,he might get cremated! Class lol
what was he gonna say?!? I'LL NEVER KNOW!!!
Ah can see the Virgin Mary!!! 😂😂😂 this will never not be hilarious
The Springburn story
😂
wHaT wIs hE gOnEy sAy 😂😂
*I'll never know....* 😔😔
@@shawnthompson2303 I'LL NEVER KNOW!
I swear on my mother's grave that this reminds me of all the "Afterschool Specials" We had here in the States.
I turned tae the drugs.
Wit was he gonna say? Lol
Wayne Hitchcock too funny man
A kinnn seeee the virggiiinnnn maarrryyyy
Now I'll never know what he was gonnae say..
ALL THE GRAVES, ALL THE MAMMIES!!! lol
Ahm never EVER !!! gonny be turning ae the drugs 😂
I kin seeee the Virgin Mary......oh, right we covered that
All the mammies and all the graves!
I have watched this for over 10’years. I say this most days. I turned to da drugs mammy lol
Ye better be jokin' an nae 'ave turned ta dae drugs. Cos I swaer onna Virgin Mary's mammy's grave, if ye evar turn ta dae drugs, I'll kill ye!
Aww the mammies n aww the graves
50% of the vocabz I understood. This coming from a Stray'n from Straya! LOL
I’ll never turn to th’ drrugs
Coz see....
if ye ever dae....
Ah swear oan mah Mammie's grave....
*AH'LL KILL YE*
embdy puntin gear?
Yer da still punting the Avon the dirty nob jockey that he is
*I'll never turn to the drugs!*
That guy dies at the end.
How am I a hamsta
I'm trying to watch this Oscar nominated motion picture
@@ConnorMcCartney95 It'll be straight back to the Zoo. Straight back to the Pet Shop. Straight back to the Hamster Zoo.
It took me a couple of rewatches to understand the accent. The first time I watched it with auto captions and was so confused 😅
I want the drugs!
Ah swear on the virgin grave of the virgin mary's mammy al kull ye if ye turn tae they drugs!!!
@j d how??? ......lol
@j d aw a thit ud answer
Jist gonni no ? ..
@j d gonni no dae that
They're back!
When mummy left da an I turned to the drugs
Powerful gritty drama 😂
Aw the mammys
UA-cam automatically generated subtitles just can't... 😂😂😂
I PMSL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was he guna say?
That shall remain as mistery tae all who turn tae the drugs..
@@jordancampbell2200 Jordan are you 24-34?
*SCO'LAN'*
Wat iz ze lingwa?!
Hahaha
Why dae Scottish people's Mums always die and it's just the son and the Dad left? LOL.
They say women live longer than men. Apparently not if you're Scottish.
I guess it's because for most Scottish families, the Mum is the one that runs the show.
Och no! 's that true?! ma bf's Scottish, man! 3 months already!
So..ye mean ah will have tae be the one who runs the show while ma hubby's out at the pub? Oh no! No! Tha' is nae happening tae me! ah'll send him a msg the noo!
@@jordancampbell2200 Just don't turn t'dae drugs and you have a chance.
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