(This took really long) Lyrics: Here at omega mart every customers special But not all are equal some are exceptional The customer is always right But sometimes you’ll find Exceptional ones who seem out of their minds Exceptional customers find what they’re right for They don’t know quite where they are but they’re in the right store They know they want something. But what? They’re not quite sure Give them advice! Get them to buy more! Exceptional customers may feel confused. Offer them constant attention and juice And answer their questions with promptness and zest They don’t know which product they want? Tell them YES They may have concerns. I can’t find my chi Or metaphysical questions Who am I? Am I me? When they’re lost help them look for who they want to be But not in the mirror, they won’t like what they see Trying to find some better lettuce Don’t be bothered By it Let us help you find it As you slice the head of lettuce That your head is in the salad Have some bread sticks! Have some samples! Have some extras Let us help you with your vegetables we’re specialists You’re helpless UH OH she’s lost the distinction again between where her cart ends and her own arm begins She’s alarmed to find then that her cart arm extends down the whole isle 10 Smile be a friend! Here’s a lost shopper who’s probably not sure whether the soft serve he’s eating Is god or a demonic imposter he’s screaming but not words Don’t let him feel bothered! Offer him water! A trip to the grocery can be so engrossing Inspecting the produce Contemplating the growth of things The aura of an orange emanating and glowing rings engorged with its juices and glistening gorgeously When loitering Corselesy Escort them resourcefully Corgl but forceful Inform them there’s more to see Cornish hens Corn and peas Help them feel more at ease Melting in formless beings Try it with more cheese! Attention all shoppers! Please remain calm if you think you’re seeing monsters With monstrous savings on all our great offers you’ll go insane for our awesome new products! Some can’t stop laughing! Some can’t stop crying! Some lose track on how much they are buying! And if some can’t decide with what they want and what they don’t put them both in the cart and assume they want both!
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(This took really long) Lyrics:
Here at omega mart every customers special
But not all are equal some are exceptional
The customer is always right
But sometimes you’ll find
Exceptional ones who seem out of their minds
Exceptional customers find what they’re right for
They don’t know quite where they are but they’re in the right store
They know they want something. But what?
They’re not quite sure
Give them advice! Get them to buy more!
Exceptional customers may feel confused.
Offer them constant attention and juice
And answer their questions with promptness and zest
They don’t know which product they want? Tell them YES
They may have concerns.
I can’t find my chi
Or metaphysical questions
Who am I? Am I me?
When they’re lost help them look for who they want to be
But not in the mirror, they won’t like what they see
Trying to find some better lettuce
Don’t be bothered By it
Let us help you find it
As you slice the head of lettuce
That your head is in the salad
Have some bread sticks!
Have some samples!
Have some extras
Let us help you with your vegetables we’re specialists
You’re helpless
UH OH
she’s lost the distinction again between where her cart ends and her own arm begins
She’s alarmed to find then that her cart arm extends down the whole isle 10
Smile be a friend!
Here’s a lost shopper who’s probably not sure whether the soft serve he’s eating
Is god or a demonic imposter he’s screaming but not words
Don’t let him feel bothered!
Offer him water!
A trip to the grocery can be so engrossing
Inspecting the produce
Contemplating the growth of things
The aura of an orange emanating and glowing rings engorged with its juices and glistening gorgeously
When loitering Corselesy
Escort them resourcefully
Corgl but forceful
Inform them there’s more to see
Cornish hens
Corn and peas
Help them feel more at ease
Melting in formless beings
Try it with more cheese!
Attention all shoppers!
Please remain calm if you think you’re seeing monsters
With monstrous savings on all our great offers you’ll go insane for our awesome new products!
Some can’t stop laughing!
Some can’t stop crying!
Some lose track on how much they are buying!
And if some can’t decide with what they want and what they don’t put them both in the cart and assume they want both!
Demonic imposter amogus
It says "i can't find my teeth"
@@saltysalt844 its chi, the full video one has correct captions, and not the dedicated video for the unit...
@@dzindzindzin Yeah you right, but "i can't find my teeth" is sound more surreal
Chi?
"He's screaming, but not words." Is probably the most ominous thing I've ever heard.
He screams... But not from himself
The girl and guy singing is Nate and Hila they have a bunch of great work, very small recognition tho. Y’all should Check them out
thank you for posting this on its own
I love how while helping customers grasp the elderitch horrors in omega mart but also scamming them
ExEPtiONAl
CUstOMerS
This is such a DHMIS Vibes!
I agree
I really want to shop here it would be fun and funny
@@steampowered0861 the real omega mart is more like a crazy museum or a fun house but if it was more like an actual store now that would be cool
@@alexfoxvids2 you can buy stuff
This is great
Oo
The only rap I like
Is this official?
The song is, not my uploading of it
🐔LETS GO BRANDON🐔
President Brandon has done an amazing job! Our borders are secure. Gas is cheap. No wars. Safe streets. Come on man!
What the fuck are you people talking about