Lyrics: I am hanging in the bathroom at biggest party of fall could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice all I'm a creeper 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, pretend to check text on phone Everything felt fine when was half pair Now through no fault mine, there's other *_J u s t M i c h a e l_* Forget how long it's been *you can't come!* waiting it out 'til time leave picking grout as softly grieve who don't know, flyin' solo, by himself, Oh hiding, but he's ignoring our history Memories get erased, I'll replaced, with *newer, cooler version* hear drunk girl sing along *Whitney door* wanna dance somebody! feelings sink, makes think: no one make fun girls anymore! *regret beers* *choke back tears* wait long need, until face dry *blame weed, something eye!* *Knock* They're gonna start shout soon *_h e l l y e a h_* *_s u c k s_* this teenage battle zone.. *Clang* feel pressure blowing up.. *Bang* big mistake showing.. *Splash* throw some water better place go open Knocking help yearn For different then look mirror present clearer *_D E N Y I N G_* sadder sight heinous night wish stayed home bed watching _cable porn_ offed myself instead never born! who’s loner *So he must stoner* Rides PT Cruiser God such loser about name Awesome glad came OOF THIS TOOK LONGER THAN EXPECTED
Everything was fine when I was half pear, KNOCKING -intense inhale- , HELP yernnn,Then look mirror present clearer,DENYING -sniff-, GOD SUCH LOSER, about name... awesome glad came
can this be my new analogy for the school year? starts out pretty smooth n things mostly make sense. some stuff is out of place but you generally get the gist and by the end youre sob-yelling and are the embodiment of stress.
"I'm a creeper cause my body kinda left me alone." "Everything felt fine when was half pear" "Here drunk girl, sing along whitney door!" "No one make fun girls more!" "Replace with cooler version!" "Blame weed something eye!"
everything felt fine when was half pair. I can't help but interpret it as "pear" instead of "pair" so I'm just imagining Michael is literally half of a pear and sobbing on a table *I need help*
Lyrics:
I am hanging in the bathroom at biggest party of fall
could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice all
I'm a creeper 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, pretend to check text on phone
Everything felt fine when was half pair
Now through no fault mine, there's other
*_J u s t M i c h a e l_*
Forget how long it's been
*you can't come!*
waiting it out 'til time leave
picking grout as softly grieve
who don't know, flyin' solo, by himself, Oh
hiding, but he's ignoring our history
Memories get erased, I'll replaced, with *newer, cooler version*
hear drunk girl sing along *Whitney door*
wanna dance somebody!
feelings sink, makes think: no one make fun girls anymore!
*regret beers*
*choke back tears*
wait long need, until face dry
*blame weed, something eye!*
*Knock*
They're gonna start shout soon
*_h e l l y e a h_*
*_s u c k s_*
this teenage battle zone..
*Clang*
feel pressure blowing up..
*Bang*
big mistake showing..
*Splash*
throw some water
better place
go open
Knocking
help yearn
For different
then look mirror
present clearer
*_D E N Y I N G_*
sadder sight
heinous night
wish stayed home bed watching _cable porn_
offed myself instead
never born!
who’s loner
*So he must stoner*
Rides PT Cruiser
God such loser
about name
Awesome
glad came
OOF THIS TOOK LONGER THAN EXPECTED
Noodle Too underrated comment
Noodle Too I'm dead now
*_God such loser_*
It's sad because the message of the song is still totally clear in this butchered version of the lyrics
Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ oh my god it is
blame weed something eye
shit somebody commented that already
Luna Chappel
blaming weed,,, something about my eye idk
Luna Chappel
wHeEzE
Man door hand hook car door
*SO HE MUST STONER*
666..
707! Seven, is that you? Lololololol
Whatcha doin No it's not me
With that attitude, he probably is
*_REGRET BEERS_*
everything about this comment is yes, my god.
Choke back tears
sexy anime female CHOke BaCk tEaRs
How do u do bold text
* on both sides of the word. For example * cry * but no space. *cry*@@beethypoo
YOU CAN'T COME
Kinky.
Trash 208 bahahaha
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*
D. Estevez *AYYYYYE*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WANNA DANCE, SOMEBODY?
_M E_
Same!
I'd like this comment, but it's at 666 likes-
MOOD
i love your profile pic omG
I like your profile picture
1:07 Who don’t know I’m in solo.
Micheal was in the Star Wars Movie?
FandomTrash93 who don’t know flyin* solo
FandomTrash93 but I would pay money to see George Salazar with a lightsaber
Hannah Johnson same.
Weren't you the one in the video where God makes Countries?
No One Special yes
Look mirror
present clearer
DENYING
the story of my life XD
Sing along Whitney door.
Mmmmmm
*w a n n a d a n c e s o m e b o d y*
Brooklyn Fuller He has a Whitney door and he wants it to sing
We listen as Michael slowly goes insane.
When someone dislikes Hamilton:
_"he's ignoring our history"_
hA
@@ember5031 yOU DON'T EVEN NOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO- -i'll see myself out.-
0:53 Just Michael.
Aiko Adachi yay a ddlc & bmc fan...
I FOUND ONE!!!
Starlight -The dork side Natsuki is best girl k thx
JUST MONIKA!
Just Micheal-ka
JUST MICHAEL!
“Memories get replaced I’ll replace newer cooler version”Michael has plans it seems
i want it too
Blame weed something eye
Forget just Monika we have Just Michael
awkward potato whyyyyyyyyy
YE s JUST MICHAEL.
A LITTLE BIT OF MICHAEL IN MY EYE
awkward potato DDLC N0
fuckin michaelmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this makes me uncomfortable.
choke tears
Hikikomxori lol
it’s joke r e g r e t b e e r s
*i wish i stayed home instead*
Everything was fine when I was half pear, KNOCKING -intense inhale- , HELP yernnn,Then look mirror present clearer,DENYING -sniff-, GOD SUCH LOSER, about name... awesome glad came
eevee xx I thought about name said about meme and I was like
When was that in the song?
*YoU cAnT cOmE*
glad came
Kinky XD
thats what she said
dA-BeE
*"awesome. glad came."*
that sounds like a yelp review for a restaurant.
@@rubysrandomlair1522 lol it does
regrets
beers
choke back
tears
can this be my new analogy for the school year? starts out pretty smooth n things mostly make sense. some stuff is out of place but you generally get the gist and by the end youre sob-yelling and are the embodiment of stress.
it's been three years and the point still stands
5 years and still accurate
you know what, i thought this would be funny but i still wanna cry.
me too
a homestuck owo
Lankuri owo
Same. I have zero idea how it could still be sad.
@@ceebbees12345 owo
Throw some water, better place
KNOCK their gonna start shout soon
CLANG feel pressure blowing up
BANG big mistake showing up
SPLASH throw some water better place
GO OPEN knocking...
The Denisse wait you put up twice
I just got an ad before the video of a dude who just said “It’s that...JAPANESE?!”
I been laughing for five minutes now 😂
what do you mean? This is Latin.
It’s from Japan
It's from JAPAAAAAAAAAN
*IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN*
It's from *JAPAN*
this flips bo burnham's song "repeat stuff" on it's head
i like u.
Kay Omily, haha, thanks!
I found my second God.
Queen
hey, what u think of his new Netflix special? lol
h e l l y e a h
*s u c k s*
"Everything felt fine when was half pear."
Those words really speak to me, man.
He’s flying slow by himself
blame-weed-ssomething-eye
hell yeah out-SPLASH!
the whole "teenage battle zone" part if sung properly but chopped up like this would honestly be just like anxiety
SmolFairyGirl
That's what I thought! That's what an attack really feels like
The part knock, bang, clang, splash part is more intense in this video than in the actual song lmao
"I'm a creeper cause my body kinda left me alone."
"Everything felt fine when was half pear"
"Here drunk girl, sing along whitney door!"
"No one make fun girls more!"
"Replace with cooler version!"
"Blame weed something eye!"
Sorenmine WANNA DANCE, SOMEBODY?
about name glad came
Yes I do regret beers
Micheal is half pear? Cool. Hope he doesn't get eaten.
*you took 3 minutes out*
I wanna like, but there's 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that.
@@idontwantahandle651 you can like it now
@@larrythecucumber_
Thank you.
Knock they’re gonna start shout soon
'Awesome, glad came'
^ my life
"you cant come"
... that escalated quickly
"every thing felt fine, when i was half pear"
*everything felt fine when i was half pear*
everything felt fine when was half pair.
I can't help but interpret it as "pear" instead of "pair" so I'm just imagining Michael is literally half of a pear and sobbing on a table
*I need help*
Thank u for blessing me with that image
@@gamerwithanxbox9448 lol you're welcome
idk I think pretty weirdly
thanks, i love it
1:50-1:52 it looks like he's panicking-
*he is*
picking grout as softly grieve!
"Hear drunk girl sing along Whitney door"
*threateningly beeps*
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
When you forgot the lyrics but need to catch up on the instrumental
"look mirror, present clearer, DENYING!" my life in 5 words
“Flying solo by himself”
Well I mean yeah
That fateful night, Michael lost his best friend, and was so upset that he in fact had a slow and painful stroke.
I like how he says "Knock" only once like it's so dramatic for some reason
I kept waiting to sing along with my favorite parts but then i remembered what it was 😂😂
Won’t make fun of girls anymore XD
you have just taken a tear jerking song, and made me cry of laughter
Splash some water better place
How to not cry in michael in the bathroom
This is exactly what an anxiety attack feels like
HALF PEARRRR
I like how you can still kinda understand the song/plot 😂
Just Michael
Forget how long it’s been
You can’t come-
When you try to sing it to a friend but you forgot the lyrics.
Regret? Beers.
Choke back? Tears.
Hotel. Trivago.
*_SPLASH_* THROW SOME WATER
*Yes, I too felt better when I was half pear.*
_a w e s o m e , g l a d c a m e_
Whitney door
"Who's a loner he must stoner"
I love this video so much
If a caveman with the talent of George Salazar sung Michael in The Bathroom
just Micheal.
forgot how long it’s been
*y ou cAN’t cOME*
I’ve never been so happy in my life. This is glorious.
when you dont know all the words
His grammar slowly declined and this is my new favorite video on the internet.
regret beer, choke back tears
Regret beers, choke tears
so he must stoner
"but I can't hear knocking-"
*Insert a Michael looking around like dumb*
w....why? meh *watches again*
This version makes me cry even more
Everything felt fine when was HALF PAIR
Regret beers choke back tears
when michael turns into a caveman
KNOCKING-*soft piano music*
Michael is A Caveman
*JUST MICHAEL*
I don’t think times gonna leave, Micheal.
“Michael, forget how long it’s been. You can’t come in.”
Everyone in the comments sounds high
"hiding but he's ignoring our history"
pretty accurate
THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT AMAZING AND I LOVE IT
Now I'm just
Michael~
The end
Sucks teenage battle zone
this is what anxiety sounds like
Michael: I'm a creeper
Me: aw man
DUDE YOU REALLY DID EVERY SINGLE WORD! LIKE EVEN "THE" and "AT" IMPRESSIVE!
This is what you sing when you don’t know the song and you try and sing along
The "KNOCKING!" killed me
Why does this make me so uncomfortable...?