10 Things An Eshay Can’t Live Without | GQ Parody

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[@t75979]

my dad is 52 & has just discovered you and the the word eshay. He laughs at all your videos and randomly walks around the house saying ‘ eshayyyy’ even tho he has no idea what you’re talking about. Thankyou for putting a smile on my dads face, it’s been really hard for us during covid & you have given him something to have a laugh at.

[@garnarax9579]

He sounds like a funny bloke

[@feliksssander1554]

@Shrek OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LORD SHREK! but no joke down at the local high school they have a Shrek cult. Both my younger brothers are followers of Shrekism.

[@playboiconorr]

same lol

[@Vinnicombe1]

What is covid 😂

[@Paul3monkey]

Tanya, its the same with me (not kidding)
Its with my 50 yr old mum and dad!
My mum is a teacher, and one day, this dumb kid, she said ‘your an eshayy’ and well it has started for infinity

[@mako2863]

now you have just started an eshay shopping list for all the year 7s

[@itsgoofy3148]

He missed the vape 😂

[@oli3271]

Ahahaha

[@Sam_H6002]

True that

[@sadboi357]

He started more than a shopping list lad, he started a full career for the year 7s

[@alucidrust]

Like you :)

[@duckmysick5082]

Missing one thing tho lad, "Centerlink payments" crucial to the eshays survival

[@gmti3337]

Haha Yes! 😂

[@life4trinity]

And pubs

[@tonysuda9066]

And lighters

[@laflame___]

XD

[@tonysuda9066]

@@laflame___ of course xtc

[@angusjacka8030]

It actually annoys me how bumbag are so convenient but I can’t wear them because every will think I’m an eshayy

[@saurabhk3464]

true

[@user-oi4bj4cv7u]

Just wear it how it's supposed to be worn bruv.... around your waist as a.... bum bag... how the real OG's wear it... in most lads defence though, it is hard if you look anorexic 🤣🤣

[@tacoblude8208]

@Lxnkzi rather look like a tourist then a Eshay

[@r1ce474]

Same here bro

[@natferra9062]

That's why about 20 years I stopped wearing tn air max because I didn't want to be seen as a lad. Now I just think they're ugly.

[@ScubaRat07]

Sounds like the smartest eshay ever actually knowing about orbit, nice upload btw

[@tonysuda9066]

The European chewing gum?

[@ScubaRat07]

@@tonysuda9066 what do you mean?

[@sussy8970]

The European chewing gum?

[@AK-ny6wy]

Should do the junkie "10 things you can't live without"

[@doubleo2551]

A lighter and woollies bag. That's it lol

[@smoothguy7406]

@@doubleo2551 rubberband lad

[@tnmoe-]

@@doubleo2551 - Yea, but have you seen his loighdah? He's lost his loiaghdah!

[@jakeallen1094]

Wait... There's a difference between Eshays and Junkies?

[@brazy4949]

Ice, Pipe, Lighter, Woolies Bag, Needle, Speedies, Ntays/Asics, Bum Bag, Buds, Box Cutter

[@Whosetheworst]

Inner city Melbourne Eshays are all fully cooked.

[@JBHIFI-fo4lb]

Bad

[@snuscaboose1942]

Cheap copies.

[@chestbrah7923]

@@snuscaboose1942 especially Frankston I live there 💀

[@chestbrah7923]

@Skrixzy I am homeless in Frankston! 💀🦧💀

[@industrytitan8266]

it's sad how true this is...especially in syd

[@PewsyPews]

I know as a person who is here I have a friend who wants to be one and he is 10 😅

[@YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe]

i frikkin hate these street rats.

[@ZOG_EXTERMINATOR]

@@PewsyPews eshayyy lad

[@gmti3337]

4:03 "So much ice, I wear Tn's twice" 🤣😆

[@ethanaoutdoorschannel9405]

Eshays braaahhh
What a sick lad, thanks so much for entertaining me all the time bro

[@snuscaboose1942]

brah

[@tonysuda9066]

Baah

[@sussy8970]

The European chewing gum?

[@ethanaoutdoorschannel9405]

😂😂😂😂😂😂
At school we say essays braaa instead of eshays. And the teacher like calling us esh lads

[@munanoun8930]

I love how he says lad and Brad like 30 times a second

[@brownpunk1794]

@Max Lu bruh?

[@wordedsauce5580]

Tf is brad?

[@rotorz4dayz239]

@@wordedsauce5580 it would have been auto correct fuck yous are munted aye

[@bigmans187]

na bred

[@lookey9076]

@@rotorz4dayz239 ayeeee

[@that1dude704]

Top ten things Eshays would ask their mothers’ credit card for

[@prodigalson5965]

I deal with these Eshay tools on a daily basis and this is so spot on its hilarious.

[@itsxjorjiiix6261]

awesome video 🤣
the ‘then you got the karen’s, ‘turn it down’ nah fuck you!’ got me so bad 💀❤️

[@isaacatkins8022]

Hooligan hefs is pumping through this speaker brah 🤣🤣🤣

[@crimzonrayz3274]

More like Kerser, Onefour, Rops1 and HP Boys

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

@@crimzonrayz3274 or tko

[@daledenton9246]

A real Aussie gangster drop the hammer on anyone out there worldwide

[@snarf.]

Expect the blood’s probably

[@heeho5676]

Thanks for the laughs bro 💯✨ just got out a surgery but watchin your vids always keep me smiling cheers lad 💯

[@hazewhite6356]

The first part when he said “iykyk laaaaaaddd” that got me🤣🤣

[@suzysobrinho2921]

I am in Ballarat and not sure if we have many of these people now I will be looking everywhere for them and silently laugh to myself!

[@lightlyfriedfishfillets8117]

gatorade bottle: be's empty
eshay: *well your coming with me*

[@tonysuda9066]

👌🤣

[@alana2519]

LOL ..This perfectly describes the Eshlads around when I were in school

[@justinlangley9522]

ultimate challenge , Take a Shot everytime this dude says Brah! props to the people that survive this video!

[@Sdot69420]

Good video bro keep grindin.

[@mariannpolutele2759]

Love how Eshay wants to throw hands in the opening 😂

[@rhysfergusson3890]

Man these vids deserve millions of views

[@squacki3828]

this is so underrated

[@xundine]

this so good bra

[@MasterHyp3rion]

Underrated UA-camr!

[@hatewillneverwin8382]

Americans be like: "hehe he must pee in the bottle".....i guess i know now.

[@Leat_fingies223]

*cuts someone’s hose and cuts up a coke can* 😏

[@snuscaboose1942]

I be thinking the same, where's the f..n hole for the hose? Without a hole and a shotty hole, the bottle only has potential and needs a master to craft it into an airtight and easy to use fun machine.

[@calus_bath_water]

@@snuscaboose1942 you make the hole yourself

[@moey6942]

Do Lebos or junkies next

[@average3106]

That person that he said that stoll the shoe. I was me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU]

That intro 🤣

[@simonf8902]

Eshay. Cracks me up totally

[@joekara]

Top quality vid Ash

[@sadboi357]

I love this guy, eshayyyys bahh

[@avivabillington5514]

😂 I've seen what other people use their Powerade/Gatorade bottles for at times too

[@didier.gerost.07]

his accent is like speaking with a clothes' peg on his nose !! kisses from Switzerland ( Gstaad)

[@stevendimopoulos9000]

Best eshay vid yet

[@furios_gaming2241]

funniest crap ever man keep going

[@henrychadwick7]

Close to 100K noice videos

[@dylancollins1276]

My first day in school i heard other year 7s yelling eshaaaay

[@glizzy-_s2916]

Loved the vid shak 👍👌

[@crackers609]

I reckon you need to get an upgrade on the sunnies. Get pit vipers.

[@Ari.h1m]

My little brother has the same scooter 😂😂😂😂

[@salty3616]

That bottle is basically a bong for eshays

[@averywoodlief9319]

That scooter brought back memories

[@rocketreact9489]

Do the junkie version of this 😂

[@binny139]

It'd only be one thing tho

[@god7916]

gatorade bottle beug haha

[@nonghole4870]

the Gatorade bottle haha

[@user-hx3kd5lw6k]

sometimes you forget that this just a skit

[@izaackovacevic8318]

Where do you get the send it sticker on the back of your tagbook from

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

nelk boys😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@jenedc7006]

5:27 lol

[@ScottyFJC]

Eshays brah !!!!! 🤣🤣

[@hughthomas1898]

This man is unrated

[@richyk11]

Eshay!

[@speedtakeawayane1511]

Nice one shak absolute pure comedy lad

[@SlinkyTheCreator]

How'd u get the lil ashOner symbol

[@speedtakeawayane1511]

@@SlinkyTheCreator u have yo be a member of his channel lad

[@user-ne9dx3ic1i]

Zinger box is my go to no cap ESHAY BRUH !!

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

dry

[@davidknowsbetter8495]

If u didn't know what the empty Gatorade bottle is for, its a make shift bong

[@The0men710]

HAHAHAHA he didnt even ewwearf them lad lol

[@mrnobody2589]

Gatorade bottle= compulsory item for making a bong

[@jaxbau3]

I love ur vids ESHAAAY

[@Dani-Daoo]

0:00 - 0:15

[@felicitycooke3610]

Scoots…………lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@llliceyyttv6922]

How many on tns do u actually have shak

[@smokindomain]

Hahahaha the Posca

[@kardoxxi1715]

my one meal would probs be the heart attack box from watsup brothers

[@Jerry.Z]

How have u not blown up yet

[@moey6942]

Eshay brah 😂

[@keithm9832]

Make a video of you just blasting music loud in public transport

[@Drecario]

Anyone explain what the Gatorade bottle is used for?

[@hunterhofman3555]

hopefully all the eshays see this and wake upto themself hahaha

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Zinger Box all the way, brah!

[@zacharywilson1282]

Gatorador bottle the eshay tool kit

[@tdoggobirde7200]

Yo lad, convicts would die for the TN's

[@yenbennett1359]

This video was mad aye

[@Dutyy]

Nobody:
*That face when you realise what the Gatorade bottle is used for*
*Americans thinking he pees in it...*

[@god1284]

😮💨
Iykyk

[@tonysuda9066]

Nuk minut

[@sibomanayusuf4552]

You forgot a lighter
Eshay!!

[@nosemccream8243]

ESHAYYYYY

[@voica5827]

Shak needs to colab with garn

[@manswho826]

You reckon I can borrow a Gatorade bottle and a pair of entai's baaah?

[@Fisher_Ash]

ESHAYS I AM ALSO AN EASHAY

[@Yimbyx]

Brah ya full closin in on 100k n that lad that's actual mad n that Ay lad eshaaay 🤙

[@npc525]

Stfu

[@Yimbyx]

@@npc525 look who's tough

[@npc525]

@@Yimbyx yeah ur not

[@Yimbyx]

@@npc525 WoOoOoOAh ithat hurt my feelings how could you?

[@npc525]

@@Yimbyx stfu

[@Moo-Ray]

nah 4 real, them tiffany blue TN's are legit

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

found the eshay

[@benjaminland3334]

u shoukd do a tn showcase of what u got

[@GIBKAYSOCK]

Do a pimp my ride to the razor scooter

[@TrapPrison]

Bruv them tiffany tns go for like 400 bucks rn they so sick

[@Tyler3853]

I love your bag sir 😅

[@Juicepluggedin]

lets not get into that bahh AHAHAHA dead

[@skibidi.rizz21]

im not an eshay but i still get zinger box every single time. and ashton spitting fax if u go kfc snd not get a zinger box theres something wrong with you

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

i use to get em all the time but now im sick of em

[@g.dgrapefruit2491]

Forgot the drink with the smokes in it mostly cokes

[@Magicmantra445]

Highest level of self-snitching.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..... Lol.

[@spyrob926]

Eshayyyy

[@bradgaskell245]

Shaktv:cant show other stuff had to take it out
Me:Well what the bloody hell is it

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

obviously a shank and there dime bag of meth

[@GamerBoy-uf2pk]

Can u make a video on how to speed like an eshay LoL

[@jarrodwest8164]

From adl from da jd west on da soufside keep it real

[@glizzygobbler790]

am i the only one who thought by gq parody he meant the gq patrol XD

[@dominikbackup705]

u should do the 10 things an emo cant live without

[@mitchellbaumgart8285]

Eshaaayyy

[@emmawarden972]

Bong 🌬

[@flynno1894]

So much ice I wear Tns twice