Kolanii deserves respect. He does deserve to be richer, and he is so kind that he asked the donkeys for their leather, and promised to give it back. What a kind man.
The fact that you have the mental capacity to redo large things that don't appeal to you is absolutely amazing like the patience you have is just out of this world man!! Love your vids :)
I’ve built that same exact raid farm, and I highly recommend building a sorting system for all the loot, put a regen beacon so starvation doesn’t kill you if you ever plan on doing it for a long time, and idk if you had it on ur sword but sharpness 5 and sweeping edge 3 is 10000% needed or else vexes come and destroy you like they did
17:57 the reason why the villagers trades were at 25 sticks for 1 emerald was because the villager was out of stock, when you trade with a villager a very lot of times right after they restock they will sometimes raise their prices until you wait a few in game days for them to restock on items
Your dad said he is not coming to the office but he will start the process as he has no choice of what to say to you and your mother is not your mother
"Look over there!" "is it a bird?" "Is it a dragon?" Well technically.. He looks like a dragon.. and he flys like a dragon.. plus he has the egg.. I think its a dragon
9:57 The villager just questioning the meaning of his life..... Villager: Why are we here.... Just to suffer???? Kolanii: yes... Yes... Yes.... You said it...
Finding the woodland mansion on fire was actually quite rare because that means a ruined portal spawned in there. And the one seed that has that is actually a portal ready to light. So the process is lava = burns down mansion = burning wood lights portal. So you could get to the nether in peaceful in adventure mode.
the guy himself is back! i love your content, and i was rlly happy when i realised you posted :D good luck on your road to 1m subs! and keep up the good work my man
I don’t normally comment on yt vids but kolanii is genuinely the funniest and most entertaining UA-camr I have ever watched, the editing skills are absolutely amazing and I really can’t wait for more content
A fortune axe makes it so that when you mine leaves you have a better chance of getting either apples or sticks. But only when you mine them with the axe.
I swear kolanii is best Minecraft UA-camr watchings his vids make me laugh and make me happy I turn on his videos when I'm doing homework going to sleep or just bored
Haven't even watched yet but i know for a fact he's evolving in every aspect Well definitely my guy is speedrunning growth as a editor minecraft and UA-camr like seriously dude the quality is getting better and better be it editing, ideas humour, gameplay it's sick
i'm back, subscribe :)
He do be kinda rich tho
Already am
yep i was waiting for ur new video dude u can reply to ur 1st comment
I am subbed
already did. ;)
Tbh Kolanii is probably the most enjoyable Minecraft youtuber I know of. He doesn’t shout excessively and is overall chill to watch
not runny funny😊
@@toxicbrownie470 thats cus you only like loud youtubers 3 year old 😃
Him and sandiction are my top favs because of this exact reason
@@bluebaby4120and Lukethenotable
I think it's a cookie god
Kolanii: I want to get rich
*Gets Fortune III Diamond Pickaxe*
Kolanii: Yeah... I'm gonna reject that.
Fr tho
@Raya Abdykulova with a mob farm it’s impossible for me NOT to get it lol
He had a day so he of course needs effecieny 3
Kilanii spelling mistake.
Cool vid
Kolanii deserves respect. He does deserve to be richer, and he is so kind that he asked the donkeys for their leather, and promised to give it back. What a kind man.
😢
Same
seriously he is really helping the community🥺🥺
Kolanii: *chooses smite, blast protection and fire protection*
Also Kolanii: *gets rid of fortune 3*
because it didn’t come with unbreaking 3 and efficiency 4
@@DeepFriedWxffles he can just get books lol
ik wtf
@@imliterallyadachi they want to get perfect enchants without villagers
@@macaw7341 you can get books from enchanting just books too you know
The fact that you have the mental capacity to redo large things that don't appeal to you is absolutely amazing like the patience you have is just out of this world man!! Love your vids :)
Kolanii is just one of those UA-camrs who you just have to click, no matter how good your other recommendations are...
That’s so true
fr
I post funny gaming videos on my channel so please watch it
omg same i literally checked my notification and there were so many new youtube vids but i pushed kolanii
100% facts
I’ve built that same exact raid farm, and I highly recommend building a sorting system for all the loot, put a regen beacon so starvation doesn’t kill you if you ever plan on doing it for a long time, and idk if you had it on ur sword but sharpness 5 and sweeping edge 3 is 10000% needed or else vexes come and destroy you like they did
I going to do this in my raid farm too! Thx
is there a tutorial to it?
@@elliekonto sb737 did it
@@M4llen yea
@@themusicfreak6220 what tutorial is it the raid farm and gunpowder farm
I love the fact that he said he will do that in 24 hours and put 24:59:59 on the thumbnail which is basically 25 hours lol
as i understand it on left he has 24 hours left and on right he have 59 seconds left
Well...not exactly, it's by 1 second :)
@@Insertnukeexplosion yes
Maybe it was a timer instead of a stopwatch
i just learned how to make 200b video time thing
I Like how Kolanii takes his time so he can make really high quality videos
Me too
I post funny gaming videos on my channel so please watch it
@@lieutenant.catnip I’m not a bot haha
@@lieutenant.catnip Ik it’s scummy. It’s the only way of me promoting my channel sadly since yt doesn’t care about small UA-camrs
@@lieutenant.catnip yeah it’s okay, I get annoyed of bots too. Have a good day bro
Kolanii is giving back the leather to the animals.What a nice guy
No he's not hes using the laether to make bookshelves 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@sigmalphagyatt r/woosh
@@sigmalphagyatt u dont understand humor do u
@Tatamii💦 WTF!
@@Blizz_y these people are really weird i always get these replies
Kolanii: has a emerald beacon and full netherite and says that’s not enough so decides to build a raid farm
17:57 the reason why the villagers trades were at 25 sticks for 1 emerald was because the villager was out of stock, when you trade with a villager a very lot of times right after they restock they will sometimes raise their prices until you wait a few in game days for them to restock on items
yes u are correct
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@@blazea2766 what is that face
@@TheLeszek24 what face
@Alexa .
@Alexa
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
The pure anguish I felt at 15:11 seeing you had two brewing stands in the first chest is something I will never recover from T_T
he didnt look carefully it hurts me too
@@MAFalaq I saw them like instantly too and cried :((
I SAW THAT, i was looking for the comment that says it
My dad said if i hit 500 subs, he'll get me a new keyboard, everyone please help me out i need it really bad :( please guys!!
Ikr XD
Kolanii: I only except Fortune III
Also Kolanii: *disenchants after getting fortune III*
The effort he put’s is amazing
@Alexa . also stop
My dad said if i hit 500 subs, he'll get me a new keyboard, everyone please help me out i need it really bad :( please guys!!
Your dad said he is not coming to the office but he will start the process as he has no choice of what to say to you and your mother is not your mother
@@violatefx im your 745 subscriber
He has 11 videos and 1.3M Subscribers
I love how he just bat the game at episode 3 and found an end city straight away and is so chill. Love this guy.
I love how you made it that 1 minute in the video is 1 hour of your gameplay
Nice
Never thought today would be the day I'd here Kolanii say "sweet firey nectar"
Or 'I have been known to be blasted in my time'
And 'Trust me, I am not interested in your kid'
He kinda sus
.
My dad said if i hit 500 subs, he'll get me a new keyboard, everyone please help me out i need it really bad :( please guys!!
The endermite/enderman farm but killed me. Brilliant comedy as always.
Your lack of fear of dying in lava impresses me. Well done sir, great video.
"Because emeralds are better then sticks in almost every possible way"
Sticks that make the game possible: :/
Yee
Yee
Yee
Yee
Yee
"Look over there!" "is it a bird?" "Is it a dragon?" Well technically.. He looks like a dragon.. and he flys like a dragon.. plus he has the egg.. I think its a dragon
What’s your dream Giorno
“I’ve been swimming in the arctic for about 30 minutes” - still has the 5 minute mining fatigue.
Your content is great just found that funny 🤣
@Elyoxy lol
Soon he will be rich enough to pay off all of earth’s debt.
"I need to kill some skeletons"
*By that I meant blazes*
His money is quite a bit higher than his IQ
@@losmonster9843 idj tho but is he that dumb
"Apparently Y=-16 is the best for gold"
Anyone that's killed a few Zombie Piglins - _Does he know?_
It's always a good day when kolanlli uploads!
The kolanii drought has ended, I don’t think any of us ever realised how much we need your content, feels good to drink in the video.
Not intentional but sounds sus ngl
1:51 the enchanting table text had a kolanii face 💀
Tbh one of my favorite Minecraft UA-camrs, always makes me laugh with the commentary and consistently cool video ideas.
9:57
The villager just questioning the meaning of his life.....
Villager: Why are we here.... Just to suffer????
Kolanii: yes... Yes... Yes.... You said it...
What’s the song
Finding the woodland mansion on fire was actually quite rare because that means a ruined portal spawned in there. And the one seed that has that is actually a portal ready to light. So the process is lava = burns down mansion = burning wood lights portal. So you could get to the nether in peaceful in adventure mode.
Honestly I still rewatch all of your videos and they never fail to make me laugh. That’s some god tier content right there.
Lol I thought I am the only one who does that 😂
Its amazing how much time and effort he puts into his videos every time
npc
I love how to get out of the villager house he actually opened the door
We need some more of this, I love his dry and beautifully timed humor
Dude absolutely love the content. Keep it up man, can’t wait to see more 100 days
5:48that is giving me Thor 3 vibes 😂😂
I had been falling for 30 minutes 😂
the guy himself is back!
i love your content, and i was rlly happy when i realised you posted :D
good luck on your road to 1m subs!
and keep up the good work my man
I post funny gaming videos on my channel so please watch it
Same
@@TMSavage2002 sure, i will!
@@sillysubspacemain thanks bro
3:30 was extremely satisfying
I didnt know cats slept like that in beds!!! When was that introduced?!? 12:07
1.14
@@mythcraft7138i thought that was fresh animations or edited in
i love how he just digs straight down knowing that everybody is telling him not too😂
Kolanii after 24 hours: Darn, I didn't fill that big space with diamonds like I expected
Me after 24 hours: Oh look obsidian
6:34 had me dying😂😂
Same man
Same bro lol
Yes kolanii you are back with another banger bruh was waiting for your hardcore update!!!
Pro is back with his pro skill
His video are so funny I can t stop my laughing kept it on bro
Kolanii part of the rare case of UA-camrs who actually seem like chill
Kolanii, thank you for the content!
The best content!
7:03 I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!!!!!
Loki reference
@@gor6777 yes
kollani: "im a minecraft veteran"
also kollani: "is it level 20 cause i dont have 30 levels?"
1:20 "*I promise I'll give it back!*" 😭
6:39 HOLD UP ITS RAINING AND AN ENDERMENIS OUTSIDE- DON'T ENDERMEN HAVE A MAJOR FEAR OF WATER-
Snow rain is not a water in Minecraft
Hey kolanii! You should make SO MANY FARMS that you’ll be rich at everything🤩🤩
8:30 Increases chances of apple drop and sapling drop from leaves of a tree
Do logs also work?
@@ザック-e9n no it won't give you multiple logs
@@CoreBlazee ok
@@CoreBlazeemultiplication 100
And melons and pumpkins
5:04 LOL
No.
AAAAAAAAAA
Not funny AT ALL
@@la_wudah you got any humour?
Kolanii and A Cookie God do the exact same content
18:50 "How are there 2 chickens there?" _Magic_
Looting is called an *ENCHANTMENT* for a reason...
(8:15) When Kolanii pearled I to the gateway, an ad came. That's all I wanted to say, have a great day. But that ad was FUNNY
Looks like Kolanii's first death because he got achievement "postmortal" 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24
Or actually its goal "Postmortal" not achievement
21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24 21:24
He isn’t the youtuber we need, but deserve
23:03 I spent 100 days being minecraft villager
D Minecraft villagers say nice
Kolanii did what other UA-camrs do in 20 vids in one what a legend
I don’t normally comment on yt vids but kolanii is genuinely the funniest and most entertaining UA-camr I have ever watched, the editing skills are absolutely amazing and I really can’t wait for more content
1:37 That would be paradise to me
I like bees :)
@WitherStorm502well no shit, Sherlock
i’ve actually watched this video like 5 times in the last three weeks but every time i see it on recommended i HAVE to watch it:3
9:05 Thats my english teacher explaning economy in history class in the sports room
When you go to the bathroom lmao
11:42
"Plopper died"
*a few seconds ltr*
"hang on, wheres plopper?"
He narrated it
when we see other minecraft youtubers: 👎
when we see Kolanii: 👍
When he said “I really feel like a dragon” an ad came on saying “Is your friend an annoying dragon cosplayer buy the insurance now” 😂
A fortune axe makes it so that when you mine leaves you have a better chance of getting either apples or sticks. But only when you mine them with the axe.
Kollani: Fortune III... Im gonna reject that.
Kollani like a minute later: I expect no less than Unbreaking III, Efficiency IV and *fortune III!*
2:20 Patience is a virtue.
16:37 villagers holding dirt
I love Kolanii’s Humor. Makes our days better ❤
11:06 feels like the scene from stranger things where the demodogs run through the tunnel by steve and dustin
16:46
his laugh- I can't
6:15 So from my guess, the chance is around a 1 in 2000+ chance to find 2 zombie spawners generating in a strong hold
Correct me if I’m wrong
@rayaabdykulova4145 nice
@rayaabdykulova4145 WAIT I PUT THIS COMMENT UP A YEAR AGO
15:11 the fact that he has 2 brewing stands
0:13 I love how he includes mr krabs 😂
4:16 cleanest transition of my life lmao
10:34 that part gets me every time
Kolanii: "MmmmmNO-" * yeets the pickaxe *
Dude I LOVE your dry humor so fucking much 🛐💜🤣
2:31 "i, kolanii yt, have a dream"
23:50 rich people be like "money doesn't matter""NO IM NOT SARING TO THE POOR"
I swear kolanii is best Minecraft UA-camr watchings his vids make me laugh and make me happy I turn on his videos when I'm doing homework going to sleep or just bored
0:25 the diamond is the biggest in the world and the bread has gold on it
19:48 thats not tuff thats deepslate
Kolanii: This gives me fire resistance, right?
Famous last words😂😂😂
9:12
Fun fact: You cant beat the game without sticks, but you dont need emeralds to beat it.
no shit sherlock
My face when he unenchanted the fortune III
15:11 Kolanii Big brain. Has 2 Brewing stands. POTION OF INVISIBILITY
4:45 Kolanii, never say that again
Sticky~
mmm~ some of your sweet, oh so sweet, warm, gooey nectar~
6:29 sillverfishspawners be like: am i a joke to you?
4:55 "Ender Pearl Eyes"
Wise words
4:35 golden apple didnt give u fire resistence enchanted golden apple does
Bruh
Are u ok
Haven't even watched yet but i know for a fact he's evolving in every aspect
Well definitely my guy is speedrunning growth as a editor minecraft and UA-camr like seriously dude the quality is getting better and better be it editing, ideas humour, gameplay it's sick
Kolanii: Rejects fortune 3
Literally 5 seconds later: I will accept nothing less than fortune 3
I still cant believe he got rid of fortune 3 💀💀💀
So this is the way! Thank you that's helped a lot!
You are one of the best Minecraft UA-camrs, you make me laugh every time you play. Thank you for the time you spend for us!