my gcse speech on why you should date me

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  • @Torpedex10
    @Torpedex10 2 роки тому +35446

    saying "im perfectly fertile" to your whole class is wild

  • @really-quite-exhausted
    @really-quite-exhausted Рік тому +15563

    Having that amount of self-confidence and humour at age 15... I could NEVER.

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 Рік тому +206

      Fr tho, like I see every comment saying "I got inspired and my next presentation is going to be about a funny subject, thank you" but dude I am 15 and if I'd be up there I'm pissing my pants, I mean, I only did 2 presentations in my whole life, the first time I was nervous af, even my hands started to sweat, which until that point istg it never happened to me, I kept forgetting how to say words and literally shitting my pants, my second one went a noticeably better, only messed up some parts but after I went to my seat I noticed I was a bit sweaty and until that point I didn't realize how nervous I actually was. Now try to put me up there 💀...

    • @Nishaajain01
      @Nishaajain01 Рік тому +22

      @@UnkownUnkown01 haha😂 happns when i gave my first speech in 8th grade my feet was shivering 🥶 but i did a good job 😂

    • @trashpanda9160
      @trashpanda9160 Рік тому +14

      @@Nishaajain01 I remember 🧠 one speech 👄 I did and it went over ⬆️ the time 🕚 limit and nobody knew🧠 what was going on and I was scared💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
      Yes I’m making fun of you 💀

    • @mileynetwork
      @mileynetwork Рік тому +9

      @@trashpanda9160 they only used 3 emojis tho

    • @trashpanda9160
      @trashpanda9160 Рік тому

      @@mileynetwork 💀

  • @evielynn5896
    @evielynn5896 2 роки тому +18732

    "i am incredibly fertile"
    what an odd flex to make in a classroom

    • @kaisersboyfriend9388
      @kaisersboyfriend9388 2 роки тому +94

      Lmao

    • @tzaryr
      @tzaryr 2 роки тому +357

      In an English classroom yes, but if this was a classroom in the Soviet Union…😏

    • @kili223
      @kili223 2 роки тому +63

      with 15

    • @guardianfish7718
      @guardianfish7718 2 роки тому +93

      Based on her white teeth

    • @Fluster
      @Fluster 2 роки тому +17

      @@guardianfish7718 LMFAO

  • @qualifiedxiaosimp
    @qualifiedxiaosimp Рік тому +6354

    I can’t imagine how many people wanted to date her after this. We all need a friend like her. Confident, funny, kind.

  • @elliemac01
    @elliemac01 2 роки тому +41858

    If you ever need an ego boost get this girl to write a speech about how great you are

    • @gyohatsutake
      @gyohatsutake 2 роки тому +259

      😂😂

    • @tesleemhussein5217
      @tesleemhussein5217 2 роки тому +1369

      @@gyohatsutake As you can see your jaw is at a 47.5 degree angle.Therefore you have a defender and aesthetically pleasing face.

    • @gyohatsutake
      @gyohatsutake 2 роки тому +143

      @@tesleemhussein5217 what does that even mean??

    • @tesleemhussein5217
      @tesleemhussein5217 2 роки тому +241

      @@gyohatsutake oops I said defender I meant splendid.As for the rest it was just waffle 😂😂😂

    • @MechanismsLover77
      @MechanismsLover77 2 роки тому +21

      Yes

  • @bluevalor491
    @bluevalor491 2 роки тому +19536

    Real ones notice how even though she’s acting really confident it’s obvious that she’s shitting herself with nerves and trying to hold it together and stay confident 😂

    • @brillywilly2998
      @brillywilly2998 2 роки тому +2377

      Exactly the slightly shaky voice gives it away

    • @catloverforlife8
      @catloverforlife8 2 роки тому +449

      @@brillywilly2998 Maybe she's out of breath?

    • @nathilism
      @nathilism 2 роки тому +360

      Yeah honestly it puts me off, but she was only 15 so I guess I can't be too harsh.

    • @jessicao-o165
      @jessicao-o165 2 роки тому +466

      Yeah her voice is so shaky but it reminds me of my speech, I felt I was fine but my voice was so shaky I could feel it so when I spoke I didn’t do any pauses I just read it all monotonously and took a break and stared up occasionally, not a good idea but I remind myself that in the crowd you don’t care if they’re doing bad or good and you’re not going to be very critical but still... their looks seem doesn’t seem the best although it’s nice when you see a friend smiling, it’s reassuring.

    • @oneofthosemoments4564
      @oneofthosemoments4564 2 роки тому +316

      @@nathilism it puts you off that someone voice is shaky?...

  • @daphnemo3080
    @daphnemo3080 4 роки тому +8390

    “ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies” exactly exactly

  • @editaxolotls
    @editaxolotls Рік тому +3995

    I can't BELIEVE these people would dare to *laugh* at your amazing, sophisticated, emotional presentation.

    • @koopa3195
      @koopa3195 Рік тому +81

      Mate get your head straight, they’re not fuckin’ laughing at her. They were laughing at her jokes💀

    • @Briggylinda
      @Briggylinda Рік тому +65

      that's the joke-

    • @koopa3195
      @koopa3195 Рік тому +2

      @@Briggylinda Well then it wasn't very funny. 😐

    • @eduespro
      @eduespro Рік тому +12

      ​@@koopa3195In all my apologies, That joke wasn't pleasantly funny 🧐

    • @IraSquid
      @IraSquid Рік тому +1

      ur profile picture and comment just tells me everything 🥱

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious 2 роки тому +51488

    Why is this actually so good though?
    Direct address
    Emotive language
    Repetition
    Exaggeration
    Triples
    Facts
    Statistics
    Sources
    Opinions
    Rhetorical questions
    Confidence
    Eye contact
    Smooth flow
    Comedy
    Tone
    Pace
    Connection with the audience
    Counter argument
    This is literally a perfect speech.

    • @NaThingSerious
      @NaThingSerious 2 роки тому +1021

      @@johntonssen7231 that last section was so cringey. Anyway.
      Obviously if this was an actual presentation in front of thousands at a professional setting, the delivery wasn’t that good. However considering this is a GCSE one done by a child, it is quite good. The pacing was good, fast where it needed to be, pauses where they should be, etc, apart from the occasional parts where she rushed a bit too fast. Also, considering the topic she chose, she remained decent composure, yes there were some parts where she started giggling but in a class with a bunch of immature kids, I’d expect more giggling considering the topic. I’ve been in her position (not the same topic but doing English gcse) and half the kids just blankly read an unrehearsed script.

    • @seastilton7912
      @seastilton7912 2 роки тому +559

      @@johntonssen7231 I’ve heard worse from Ted Talks. As someone who talks fast this was the perfect pace in my opinion. I got the top grade for my GCSE speaking and it wasn’t anywhere near this good

    • @kenarnarayaka
      @kenarnarayaka 2 роки тому +135

      @@johntonssen7231 brooo have you seen GCSE speeches?

    • @Ivy3h
      @Ivy3h 2 роки тому +284

      @@johntonssen7231 this is absolutely not bog standard. Have you heard any gcse speeches? Doing a speech on a topic like this in front of your own class requires immense confidence, and this is very well done, especially compared to most other gcse speeches.

    • @sparklekitty4420
      @sparklekitty4420 2 роки тому +86

      @@Ivy3h I totally agree!! Everyone in my school’s asking if we can do it on comedic subjects because we’re doing them in a few weeks and the teachers are so strict they won’t even let the students, we have to pick ‘serious’ topics or something less funny :( this was amazing, well done to her 👏

  • @lore480
    @lore480 2 роки тому +35196

    I'm a very competitive person in terms of grades and performance and I have to admit if I was in that class I would be shaking in my boots

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +2497

      brev

    • @lore480
      @lore480 2 роки тому +529

      I got a distinction

    • @blvnkq
      @blvnkq 2 роки тому +147

      @@lore480 yesss go on

    • @lore480
      @lore480 2 роки тому +118

      @@blvnkq thank you for the encouragement

    • @AmegakureRain
      @AmegakureRain 2 роки тому +245

      My presentation was on camels and I put Johnny sins and a bunch of other inside jokes ppl were laughing the whole time I got a distinction 💀💀

  • @bluebull2006
    @bluebull2006 2 роки тому +17190

    U can tell by how she flowed through this effortlessly she rehearsed this many times in her room

    • @jimmysta2348
      @jimmysta2348 2 роки тому +112

      Or not at all

    • @b1nary_f1nary
      @b1nary_f1nary 2 роки тому +465

      @@jimmysta2348 You havent done many presentations have you

    • @sashauldistuns1571
      @sashauldistuns1571 2 роки тому +16

      Clearly seen two different videos but maybe it’s her Britishness that’s distracting you or she Australian now thinking New Zealand

    • @Hoppitot
      @Hoppitot 2 роки тому +74

      @@b1nary_f1nary You should've seen my presentation on why monster energy drinks are divine, came up with the idea 40 minutes before I had the presentation and tossed it all together better than I've ever done a presentation in my entire life. Sometimes the preparation isn't very intentional but still you have a lifetimes worth of words.

    • @priyaa2175
      @priyaa2175 Рік тому +6

      This is not practice honey its confidence ummm i smell someone burning though

  • @mrbreadgd3473
    @mrbreadgd3473 6 місяців тому +493

    That's a distinction. Idc what anyone says. I hope she grows up to be a role model

    • @verycoolwhaleshark
      @verycoolwhaleshark 5 місяців тому +9

      well yes she did get a distinction idk whos trying to say otherwise

    • @pautraj
      @pautraj 5 днів тому

      I mean, yeah.. it states that it was a distinction at the end of the

  • @youcantsitwivuswig4243
    @youcantsitwivuswig4243 5 років тому +10121

    *me intensively studying this so i could get a distinction*

    • @youcantsitwivuswig4243
      @youcantsitwivuswig4243 4 роки тому +721

      update i got a distinction i did my speech on the importance of consent :))

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  4 роки тому +469

      youcantsitwivus wig eyyyyyy well done

    • @suhay1a
      @suhay1a 4 роки тому +29

      @@youcantsitwivuswig4243 do you have any advice on getting a distinction? Mine is supposed to be pretty soon

    • @idrk1507
      @idrk1507 3 роки тому +75

      @@suhay1a
      Advice would be walk around. Bonus points if you're using a confident, serious voice over a serious topic when you walk around(like I did). This is often overlooked
      On my presentation of ''why money buys happiness'' I walked around. And with a serious voice too when talking about and showing images of starving children. Anyways I got a distinction and my teacher said ''I felt like watching a TED talk''
      EDIT: oops nvm your comment was 6 months ago lmao I thought it said 6 hours

    • @suhay1a
      @suhay1a 3 роки тому +16

      @@idrk1507 lol thanks for the tips but yeah I’ve done mine, I got a merit but it’s cool :)

  • @jamesm7072
    @jamesm7072 2 роки тому +11399

    We need to keep her single so she can make more of these
    Evil but essential

  • @lucindapinnellova190
    @lucindapinnellova190 2 роки тому +22538

    My sister said that there were people in her class that did their speeches on mental health, anxiety, famine, climate change etc.
    She did hers on Vector. Yes, Vector as in orange suit bowl cut “oh yeah” vector.

    • @yogi_k01
      @yogi_k01 2 роки тому +1350

      I'm curious to know how that turned out

    • @taz_amz
      @taz_amz 2 роки тому +509

      @@yogi_k01 PFFT I love that, Vector of all people 😭

    • @marleyzimmerman5475
      @marleyzimmerman5475 2 роки тому +523

      may i ask what grade she is in and may i ask why she is such a genius

    • @yourastrophilia
      @yourastrophilia 2 роки тому +412

      @@marleyzimmerman5475 probably in university, guessing by her analytic abilities of finding things quite as important as anxiety and climate change which are often overlooked in their contribution to society.

    • @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038
      @nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 2 роки тому +289

      Ashamed to admit I thought of the physics vector

  • @H4O4Ti
    @H4O4Ti Рік тому +1712

    you really did this for your GCSE speech. These days, you would either be made fun of or it would not even be submitted in the first place. You are a legend for this

    • @elijah6169
      @elijah6169 Рік тому +57

      Looks like a mock to me, you wouldn't immediately get told a grade for the actual one

    • @sianach
      @sianach Рік тому +6

      @@magicalsteve2530nah you dont, did mine a year and a bit ago and didnt until the whole class was done

    • @kebabz5856
      @kebabz5856 Рік тому +11

      @@sianach my teacher told mine straight away

    • @ASRocketry
      @ASRocketry Рік тому +7

      @@sianachThat's just your teacher, mine did the same, but other classes in my school got theirs immediately.
      English speaking is a joke anyway

    • @cnugg007
      @cnugg007 Рік тому +4

      These days? Video was posted 4 years ago 💀

  • @erin-iq8tm
    @erin-iq8tm 4 роки тому +19029

    it just makes it funnier that she went to a christian school

    • @riomoore2006
      @riomoore2006 3 роки тому +77

      How do u know that?

    • @tiny8626
      @tiny8626 3 роки тому +369

      @@riomoore2006 She said year 9 girls having very high skirts.

    • @riomoore2006
      @riomoore2006 3 роки тому +753

      @@tiny8626 that's just all British schools tho...

    • @tiny8626
      @tiny8626 3 роки тому +294

      @@riomoore2006 Christian/Catholic schools take it to another level. Trust me G

    • @riomoore2006
      @riomoore2006 3 роки тому +91

      @@tiny8626 well I go to a catholic school so i just assumed that it was normal

  • @howisgamora_
    @howisgamora_ 2 роки тому +21240

    “Hello ladies and gentlemen, but especially the ladies”
    WE STAN ALREADY WHAT AN ICON

    • @ddazxi
      @ddazxi 2 роки тому +1068

      FR AS A LESBIAN MY HEART IS ALREADY HERS

    • @rorysaurusrex_
      @rorysaurusrex_ 2 роки тому +238

      why is that specifically what makes her iconic 🧐

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 2 роки тому +592

      @@rorysaurusrex_ well anyone could say anything abt her and say she's iconic based off of that. Her confidence? Iconic. Her beauty? Iconic. There is no objective reason, just subjective ones. After all, it do be an opinion

    • @rorysaurusrex_
      @rorysaurusrex_ 2 роки тому +129

      @@cameronschyuder9034 i suppose, i guess i was just confused as to why her sexuality made her iconic. my years of struggle to come to my realisation of being bisexual didn’t make me “iconic”

    • @ameliasellers6396
      @ameliasellers6396 2 роки тому +407

      @@rorysaurusrex_ I think it's because she's proud of it and chill about, and introduces it in such a smooth manner that it gains her icon status.

  • @ninthdoctor7918
    @ninthdoctor7918 2 роки тому +3362

    "Although I admire your dedication, this is science class."

    • @satviksingh1200
      @satviksingh1200 2 роки тому +167

      That was quite scientific though

    • @bananaart6481
      @bananaart6481 2 роки тому +122

      The forehead and nose measurements

    • @GandhiTheJanitor
      @GandhiTheJanitor 2 роки тому +61

      The description of being ideal in the viewpoint of evolution and then also the psychology of sight and attraction. It still stands!

    • @CelestialBug
      @CelestialBug 2 роки тому +66

      But I mean, the presentation might lead to ✨chemistry✨

    • @satviksingh1200
      @satviksingh1200 2 роки тому +9

      @@CelestialBug ✨ooh✨

  • @ananyapandey830
    @ananyapandey830 Рік тому +119

    "Looks do matter"
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @Al-KA1mist
    @Al-KA1mist 2 роки тому +9817

    As a guy that gets an anxiety attack if I have to do a speech, I can say with confidence that she has more balls than I've ever had in my entire life!

    • @krossthomas
      @krossthomas 2 роки тому +61

      Would like email her and say want date her?

    • @TanoBricks
      @TanoBricks Рік тому +131

      same i'd probably keep staring at the board to read out my presentation with a straight face if i had to do something like this and my heart would be POUNDING and not even because everyone would be staring at me, because of my fear of talking in general. i don't really speak to people unless they're my friends which ive known since the start of primary

    • @Ifeelmylegssubtely
      @Ifeelmylegssubtely Рік тому

      Youd get beat up after for doing a speech like that if your a male this is the most cringe performance ive seen dont compare yourself to this thing.

    • @TVG-
      @TVG- Рік тому

      "ballussy"

    • @mak5386
      @mak5386 Рік тому

      Do u generate balls bro.like evrry week

  • @Joey-hc9on
    @Joey-hc9on 2 роки тому +6710

    5:15 She can dance, she can sing! She’s equipped with a built-in helium tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips. She can take song requests. She can even dispense ice-cream.

    • @avataruri6987
      @avataruri6987 2 роки тому +329

      I See you were having trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type and will auto correct it. Thank you for selecting: Exotic butters.

    • @kratosgodofwar777
      @kratosgodofwar777 2 роки тому

      She can also fit an entire child in her

    • @kratosgodofwar777
      @kratosgodofwar777 2 роки тому +22

      Wait that goes both ways actually

    • @emergency_food6410
      @emergency_food6410 2 роки тому +5

      @@avataruri6987lmaoo

    • @annymus4502
      @annymus4502 2 роки тому +9

      I literally thought that

  • @anital2464
    @anital2464 2 роки тому +11665

    You can tell she’s nervous yet she’s still confidently talking about this
    I would never be able to do this-

    • @a1marine105
      @a1marine105 2 роки тому +209

      I wouldn't even get past the first slide she has more balls than I do

    • @komiismywaifu7616
      @komiismywaifu7616 2 роки тому +85

      Social anxiety so this is something I have in nightmares. I had a dream where I was in school, and I didn’t have a pen. Yes, in the dream I had a panic attack and I woke up.

    • @kxngs_miron7317
      @kxngs_miron7317 2 роки тому +13

      @@komiismywaifu7616 its a fucking pen just ask for 1 lmao

    • @ibraheemahmed8369
      @ibraheemahmed8369 2 роки тому +2

      @@kxngs_miron7317 just other's have anxiety so stfu

    • @Terminated_Account
      @Terminated_Account 2 роки тому +32

      @@komiismywaifu7616 pfp checks out

  • @georgiagalaxy
    @georgiagalaxy Рік тому +781

    IF I was confident in high school at 15 I would’ve done something like this. You go girl 😭👊🏻

    • @Ominate
      @Ominate Рік тому +10

      I for real wanna be like her😔

  • @aeredits6030
    @aeredits6030 2 роки тому +4211

    it’s the fact that this actually has everything a presentation needs

  • @aaliyah6983
    @aaliyah6983 4 роки тому +12569

    THIS is what one would call cOnFiDeNcE

    • @janlakumekaran2972
      @janlakumekaran2972 4 роки тому +249

      @@himaragamage6400 she didn't body shame anyone, take a joke

    • @joshmartin5260
      @joshmartin5260 4 роки тому +99

      @@himaragamage6400 calm down jamal

    • @khaleelalam4822
      @khaleelalam4822 2 роки тому +39

      @@himaragamage6400 bro it was a joke

    • @johntonssen7231
      @johntonssen7231 2 роки тому +15

      He’s not wrong though. American movies make you think arrogant Han Solo or Tony stark types are what confidence is. It’s not. That’s arrogance. Which is the exact opposite of confidence, it’s insecure.
      Steve Rogers is confident. Doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone.
      But yes this was just a joke presentation, she’s not serious

    • @thunderzurafa7056
      @thunderzurafa7056 2 роки тому +9

      @@johntonssen7231 Jamal , it was a joke bro

  • @OR3Omusic
    @OR3Omusic Рік тому +9795

    I relate to this. Thank you youtube algorithm for recommending me this video.

  • @lemonboy31708
    @lemonboy31708 7 місяців тому +233

    "Ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies" is so real

    • @InterviewRwanda
      @InterviewRwanda 5 місяців тому +2

      WHAT A GREAT MOVE TO MAKE

    • @finechina.
      @finechina. Місяць тому

      I just saw her 2nd most popular video titled "coming out to my parents" that made me laugh

  • @sophiavastra74389
    @sophiavastra74389 4 роки тому +16254

    “My grades are higher than the majority of the girls skirts in-“
    Omg I’m literally on the floor for this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelocallevisimp6224
    @thelocallevisimp6224 2 роки тому +16681

    This is legit a good speech tho-
    - Facts
    - Statistics
    - Sources
    - Confidence
    - Smooth speaking
    - Rhetorical questions
    Holy shit this is what I'm doing as soon as I have the chance

    • @Hoppitot
      @Hoppitot 2 роки тому +290

      Especially the talent in making unfavourable statistics seem good, "40% of men say they prefer women without makeup" XD

    • @kfa-gg1927
      @kfa-gg1927 2 роки тому +16

      only thing missing is an iron

    • @joshuataylor3550
      @joshuataylor3550 Рік тому +9

      Moreover

    • @_CICIE_
      @_CICIE_ Рік тому +2

      Same lol

    • @jibzzztm
      @jibzzztm Рік тому +1

      Ok

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 2 роки тому +8164

    I could only hope to ever achieve this level of confidence and dateability. What a speech.

    • @xia1022
      @xia1022 2 роки тому +8

      fr

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 2 роки тому +4

      same

    • @lb9817
      @lb9817 2 роки тому +26

      You can! I went from a quite shy guy in 2019 to now not fearing rejection by women. I now that sounds like a painfully long time, however all that had to happen was seeing someone goodlooking enough so that the fear of "having them pass by forever gone" trumps fear of rejection. Took me some time to figure that out, but hope (at least in the context of dating) that what I've previously stated is sound advice.

    • @gardenfalls
      @gardenfalls 2 роки тому +1

      @@lb9817 yeah but you can still be shy

    • @lb9817
      @lb9817 2 роки тому +6

      @@gardenfalls Absoulutely. I think it's better to 'practise' outwardness and trying to talk to people so that you can more easily function socially

  • @maayanpraiss1541
    @maayanpraiss1541 Рік тому +135

    “i am beautiful, through maths as well” had me dead 💀 😂😂

  • @mimidoggo7167
    @mimidoggo7167 2 роки тому +13063

    the amount of confidence this girl has to not only stand up in front of 30 people and present a presentation but to also have that presentation on why you should date her is genuinely intimidating shes unreal, unbelievably inspiring my lawd gg

    • @popsickle_
      @popsickle_ 2 роки тому +17

      3.5k likes and no replies?

    • @zekoyt
      @zekoyt 2 роки тому +4

      yez

    • @elinkittycat
      @elinkittycat 2 роки тому +4

      FRRR

    • @bookish4415
      @bookish4415 2 роки тому +52

      I would be drop dead terrified of the teacher telling me ‘that’s not appropriate for school’

    • @mimidoggo7167
      @mimidoggo7167 2 роки тому

      @@bookish4415 she was probably deadass thinking of that too, it's the fact you can tell she's nervous throughout the video but still pulls through with comedic effect that makes it so admirable, this Mf ain't scared of nuthn 😭😭

  • @abhijiththampi
    @abhijiththampi 2 роки тому +7206

    I love that she's very nervous and it shows in her voice but she soldiers on. And towards the second half she comes into her own.That's how confidence grows.

    • @umar5685
      @umar5685 2 роки тому +226

      She's not nervous, she's laughing her ass off with the other kids about her topic that she can't keep a straight face. She's already confident, if she had anything else, she'd blast right through it.

    • @saiokyo959
      @saiokyo959 2 роки тому +13

      I think u watched the wrong vid…

    • @Unintelligentful
      @Unintelligentful 2 роки тому +148

      @@saiokyo959 No ur just a bad judge of character - she is absolutely nervous throughout but she coped well and got through it with confidence.

    • @daeggyun8546
      @daeggyun8546 2 роки тому +78

      @@saiokyo959 i recognize a shaky voice myself and yes, she's nervous

    • @Nsquare_01
      @Nsquare_01 2 роки тому +12

      Not really "very" but yeah she's nervous and that's just natural

  • @pixelzebra8440
    @pixelzebra8440 2 місяці тому +21

    The fact that she’s probably 20 now is to much for me to comprehend

  • @mariapace9848
    @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +77525

    i’d like to mention i was 15 when i made this and i’m now 18 and oml

  • @MrSMLEWeeb
    @MrSMLEWeeb 2 роки тому +4147

    Hands down *THE BEST* GCSE speech there has ever been

  • @lemon_maho
    @lemon_maho 2 роки тому +6765

    she is beautiful
    she can dance
    she can sing
    she is funny
    she is smart
    she has an extreme level of confidence
    she is a disney princess

    • @Amlaeuxrai
      @Amlaeuxrai 2 роки тому +89

      dont forget she has an extreme level of confidence

    • @usagihika
      @usagihika 2 роки тому +18

      @@Amlaeuxrai oop, okay she’s a Disney heroine

    • @username8586
      @username8586 2 роки тому +7

      And to this date, she is no longer underage anymore. So @SoiRit Nova now it's ya time xD

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 2 роки тому +2

      @@Amlaeuxrai how dare I forget that, DONE!

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 2 роки тому +1

      @@username8586 hahahaha

  • @lostspoon
    @lostspoon Рік тому +140

    the dramatic music in the background- thank you UA-cam for this amazing recommendation-I hope they got a date after this

  • @jumgkoo3079
    @jumgkoo3079 2 роки тому +11556

    your confidence is just too cool and you really deserved that distinction after the speech!! this is awesome

    • @kezchoii
      @kezchoii 2 роки тому

      Yeahhhh

    • @daniballard27
      @daniballard27 2 роки тому +9

      Hopefully she has a boyfriend now

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 2 роки тому +27

      @@daniballard27 or girlfriend

    • @daniballard27
      @daniballard27 2 роки тому +5

      @@catchy9665 yeah I just realized she’s gay

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 2 роки тому

      @@daniballard27lol

  • @51918
    @51918 2 роки тому +8902

    I love how she clicks on her laptop for the next slide, runs over to the other side of the screen, and then IMMEDIATELY reveals that that was unnecessary because she can just flip through the slides by tapping the screen. 10/10 comedy gold

    • @ramonrommers5387
      @ramonrommers5387 2 роки тому +114

      She uses PowerPoint notes, it gives notes next to your presentation and she had a lot of “double” slides

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 2 роки тому +54

      Everyone in that classroom is aware of the touch function, so not really a reveal, though.

    • @alyssa09485
      @alyssa09485 2 роки тому +36

      @@whengrapespop5728 Reveals.. to the *audience* bro, I wasn't aware of the tap function

  • @mariapace9848
    @mariapace9848  5 років тому +4121

    i am aware that i have numbered it wrong okay, but that it is not a reason why you shouldn’t date me

  • @squodge
    @squodge Рік тому +134

    I really enjoyed this. I remember doing my GCSE presentation (I too got a distinction), and I talked about using rune stones and tarot cards to predict the future... in a Catholic school lmao.
    Maria, very well done indeed!

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 2 роки тому +8305

    Her outward confidence and accent is simply admirable. I could never relate. I remember I also did a speech back in high school, but unfortunately, it backfired. I was practically stuttering and it wasn’t appealing at all.

    • @inertia179
      @inertia179 2 роки тому +164

      Same thing happened to me, and it's still one of my greatest nigtmares to date. Someone actually cracked a laugh. It was so embarassing...

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 роки тому +5

      @@inertia179 PFFFF

    • @ahaj6926
      @ahaj6926 2 роки тому +23

      I've got my speech tomorrow 😬

    • @lovely-oc7us
      @lovely-oc7us 2 роки тому +12

      @@ahaj6926 good luck!

    • @Randomguy-sq5sj
      @Randomguy-sq5sj 2 роки тому

      @@ahaj6926 howd the speech go???

  • @annaamariaa
    @annaamariaa 2 роки тому +12378

    stfu how nice must the people in your school have been for you to be able to do this without getting made fun of - you are hilarious (and date-worthy) but if I tried this at my high school I would get bullied so hard 😭 you are living my dream, girl.

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +3077

      girl i don’t even know- i was 15 back then okay💀💀

    • @Ershy_
      @Ershy_ 2 роки тому +336

      @@mariapace9848 and do you regret it? May have been incredibly cringe, but funny nonetheless

    • @just3hush
      @just3hush 2 роки тому +281

      @@mariapace9848 just because ur speech was so impeccable and exquisite...
      I subscribed to u :)

    • @johntonssen7231
      @johntonssen7231 2 роки тому +78

      You murican? She’s English so her class size was probably around 90 people. She probably knows everyone well.
      In US you have like 250 people per year, means you barely know your classmates. So you’ll be embarrassed more etc.
      I’m not British but I am European, I knew most people in my school, let alone year. All the popular kids from older and younger years would know each other.

    • @annaamariaa
      @annaamariaa 2 роки тому +156

      @@johntonssen7231 I'm english my dude, her class was probably only 30 people and i would have still got bullied 😔☝🏻

  • @Deathstar21991
    @Deathstar21991 2 роки тому +1598

    If she didn’t get a date out of this, I will be severely disappointed

    • @Quintenx
      @Quintenx 2 роки тому +11

      fr

    • @Youngy
      @Youngy 2 роки тому +99

      I’d imagine she got a lot but rejected them all

    • @qannicc
      @qannicc 2 роки тому

      @@Youngy that would be so girlboss off her

    • @SkeleTonHammer
      @SkeleTonHammer 2 роки тому +49

      Women don't need to do this to get dates, just existing and leaving the house is sufficient.

    • @donnyplayz4090
      @donnyplayz4090 2 роки тому +3

      @@SkeleTonHammer Exactly 😭

  • @Owlph1bia_
    @Owlph1bia_ Рік тому +286

    I remember watching this a year ago and laughing my head off.
    I finally came upon this video again and I still am laughing my head off.
    Let’s just agree that this video never gets old lol.

  • @sobome
    @sobome 5 років тому +7480

    Honestly thought smh you deserved higher than a distinction, the exam board should make that a thing just for this speech

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  5 років тому +474

      Ogu Dothan honestly aqa needs to pattern up hehe

    • @sobome
      @sobome 5 років тому +15

      Maria Pace ikkk they really be letting us down like that

    • @sobome
      @sobome 5 років тому +41

      Maria Pace bruh I’ve got my English speech on Friday and for some reason while everyone was talking about doing modern slavery and abortion and shit all I could come up with was signs that Bigfoot exists and the art of procrastination and I still don’t know exactly what I’m doing and it’s so soon and i need help

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  5 років тому +55

      Sophie Munday i would just do the one that is the most interesting to talk about :)

    • @ceoofnoodles
      @ceoofnoodles 3 роки тому +4

      @@sobome how was it

  • @aimeedouglas9992
    @aimeedouglas9992 2 роки тому +5209

    i did my gcse speech on why children's entertainment nowadays is turning their brains to mush and i do not regret it cuz whilst my classmates made profound speeches on the government and climate change, i got to rant about peppa pig, balamory and cocomelon for 8 minutes straight. :)

    • @ApeX-pj4mq
      @ApeX-pj4mq 2 роки тому +171

      DONT YOU DISS BALAMORY

    • @abbym11111
      @abbym11111 2 роки тому +92

      You should've looked into the Larva/Larva Island show to add unto your list...compare that show to something like Arthur or some other amazing shows they used to make....smh 😔🤧

    • @aimeedouglas9992
      @aimeedouglas9992 2 роки тому +58

      @@ApeX-pj4mq dw i didnt diss balamory, it was my reference point for a good show actually! i was using it as an example of how kids shows should be made, it is impossible to diss :)

    • @aimeedouglas9992
      @aimeedouglas9992 2 роки тому +75

      @@stephany6417 my main point against it was that although i understood why kids find it very popular, peppa can sometimes act bossy which can have the potential to influence their mind in a negative way and i wanted to compare it to other shows that can influence a child in a positive way, like teletubbies was created in such a way by professionals who knew how young toddlers would learn from a show like that. however, i do have to say, as bossy as she can sometimes be, i cannot deny peppa is still an icon and despite what i say about her in my speech, i still vibe with her :)

    • @Jay_0605
      @Jay_0605 2 роки тому +6

      My man 🤝

  • @evie_kse
    @evie_kse 4 роки тому +5448

    I'm writing my speech on procrastination and I am in AWE of your confidence. What an icon. Someone better come date you right now if they haven't already or there will be hands thrown.

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  4 роки тому +665

      aweee thank you so much and nobody has dated me yet :(

    • @evie_kse
      @evie_kse 4 роки тому +268

      Maria Pace people have no taste these days 😒

    • @bagopurritoes3959
      @bagopurritoes3959 2 роки тому +6

      how was ur speech?

    • @xkrc06x69
      @xkrc06x69 2 роки тому +9

      Lol just scrolling thru the comments and saw this, I also wrote my speech on procrastination :D

    • @saeadegenerate6179
      @saeadegenerate6179 2 роки тому +5

      @@xkrc06x69 lmaoo I also did mine on procrastination 😂

  • @samanthachan3994
    @samanthachan3994 Рік тому +33

    This is the most eloquent, perfect, and beautiful speech I have ever heard. Nothing this amazing has ever reached my ears until now.

  • @Gianaxe.
    @Gianaxe. 2 роки тому +9486

    IMAGINE BEING HER FRIEND.. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE😭 BC SHE IS SO FUNNY

    • @CursedKnov
      @CursedKnov 2 роки тому +216

      I hope your caps lock key is broken

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 2 роки тому +48

      @@CursedKnov dayum

    • @idrathernotsay5505
      @idrathernotsay5505 2 роки тому +56

      I hope you all change your profile pic

    • @neomneomgyu3607
      @neomneomgyu3607 2 роки тому +13

      @@despiniwww oh wait i can see it , wonyoung's on it :DD

    • @rikmarlon
      @rikmarlon 2 роки тому +10

      LITERALLY?

  • @novo6462
    @novo6462 2 роки тому +2300

    Its not a display of narcissism, you can hear how nervous she is. It takes guts to do that when you're a teenager.

    • @CosmicHarmony58
      @CosmicHarmony58 Рік тому +10

      ya a narcissist would literally feed off of talking about themselves

    • @glc5o
      @glc5o Рік тому +38

      @@CosmicHarmony58 girl☠️

    • @o.602
      @o.602 Рік тому +17

      ​@@CosmicHarmony58 this is me when i'm using terms that i do not understand 😭😔

    • @MrAhuapai
      @MrAhuapai Рік тому +26

      I think it has to be taken as tongue in cheek. She knows she's talking herself up but its a hoot.

    • @pitou5912
      @pitou5912 Рік тому +11

      she sounds actually quite nervous, must feel super cring even after for a while

  • @pollyrose10
    @pollyrose10 2 роки тому +3091

    This girl needs her own show or something- like the jokes, the delivery, everything about this was perfect

    • @CB-fq2ye
      @CB-fq2ye 2 роки тому +30

      Your right she needs her own show! She'd do so great if she felt like doing it as a career lol

    • @davvidns
      @davvidns Рік тому +2

      Lessen than 33

  • @Hadeslastspatulaa
    @Hadeslastspatulaa Місяць тому +6

    Saying ‘especially ladies’ and then ‘I’m fertile’ got me

  • @hexpie9209
    @hexpie9209 2 роки тому +2257

    Man, I graduated highschool a few weeks ago. Presentations like these are some of the few things I'm gonna miss. Just perfectly presented, and at the same time hilarious.

  • @hibbaxoxo
    @hibbaxoxo 2 роки тому +1642

    "For 15 years, I have been single." I CANT RELATE MORE 💀😭

    • @sohyunlee3407
      @sohyunlee3407 2 роки тому +5

      For 14 years for me-

    • @hibbaxoxo
      @hibbaxoxo 2 роки тому +3

      @@sohyunlee3407 ahaha! thank you for the support btw! it means a lot! 💗

    • @reyes8143
      @reyes8143 2 роки тому

      For 21 years for me 🥲

    • @sta5348
      @sta5348 2 роки тому +9

      For 19 years I have been single dw just know someone out there will empathesize

    • @hibbaxoxo
      @hibbaxoxo 2 роки тому +3

      @@sta5348 thank you haha! 💞

  • @louishappy7555
    @louishappy7555 2 роки тому +2411

    Above all the great qualities she claimed she has, there’s one undeniable fact: she is the PERFECT SALES WOMAN!

  • @aswathy1609
    @aswathy1609 Рік тому +43

    Tbh, i was laughing my lungs out loud for that amazing speech. Honestly you really deserve a distinction for all the points you have stated is to why we should date u. Im going into year 9 this august and hopefully if i get a speech-related assignment, i will try to do this topic fr.

  • @anponmon
    @anponmon 2 роки тому +6527

    The amount of Political energy she radiates is absolutely astonishing

    • @marioluigi9599
      @marioluigi9599 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah it's so annoying.

    • @ExodusEXOO
      @ExodusEXOO 2 роки тому +79

      @@marioluigi9599 then why watch it?

    • @marioluigi9599
      @marioluigi9599 2 роки тому +5

      @@ExodusEXOO I actually never did. I'm commenting based on the title of the video and the other comments
      I was gonna watch it but when I saw the other comments I was like... yeah... no, I'd rather not

    • @ExodusEXOO
      @ExodusEXOO 2 роки тому +2

      @@marioluigi9599 oh Alg alg

    • @treetopanimations6452
      @treetopanimations6452 2 роки тому +43

      @@marioluigi9599 why not it’s so funny 🤣

  • @mariapace9848
    @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +625

    man really had the balls with this one

    • @juneconnell-sahin1761
      @juneconnell-sahin1761 2 роки тому +39

      i love how you still come back to this

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +153

      @@juneconnell-sahin1761 HEHAHAH, i have to when i am still being reminded that teachers show you this😭😭😭

    • @archocystosyrinx
      @archocystosyrinx 2 роки тому +9

      Your confidence is inspiring

    • @genox633
      @genox633 2 роки тому +14

      @@mariapace9848 your confidence is insane the comedic effect on your PowerPoint was amusing next level thinking that distinction was meant to be for you lol

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 2 роки тому +2

      i love this video, made me laugh

  • @justanothermortal1373
    @justanothermortal1373 2 роки тому +8125

    I'm a girl
    I'm heterosexual
    But for her, I am willing to make sacrifices.

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 2 роки тому +165

      @@motherfishos6343 How is it toxic? It's just weird to you if anything. People who throw "toxic" around are usually creating the energy they speak of.

    • @kateri7404
      @kateri7404 2 роки тому +7

      @@motherfishos6343 ??

    • @motherfishos6343
      @motherfishos6343 2 роки тому +4

      I’m sorry

    • @motherfishos6343
      @motherfishos6343 2 роки тому +17

      @@aliasofanalias7448 I’m sorry I just think that it is offensive to tell someone that… I don’t mean to start arguments :(

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 2 роки тому +9

      @@motherfishos6343 You could ask yourself why you think that and maybe analyse your perspective, they would probably be offended if they saw you called them toxic. It's cool we're not arguing

  • @matthewavery8740
    @matthewavery8740 Рік тому +39

    8052 comments. 4,7M views. 3 Years ago.
    If this girl hasn't got more suiters than prince charming by now, the world is doomed.
    For the record. Your TEDx stance, along with the confident and radiant smile at only 6 seconds in had me double check the title.
    Seems like an absolute top tier girl. Lets hope we all find one like her, ey lads?

  • @sarajane5306
    @sarajane5306 Рік тому +852

    How is the entire class managing not to laugh at this. I'd be lying on the floor in tears laughing if this was my friend.

  • @ezmaze42
    @ezmaze42 2 роки тому +1096

    She's giving me the really smart kid who's friends with everyone type of vibe

    • @projectalpha4782
      @projectalpha4782 2 роки тому +5

      She just has infinite self confidence. Self confidence will basically make or break you as a person. If you have it then the world is your oyster. You'll be outgoing, have great people skills, will be willing to take risks, won't care about groups or certain friends, you'll probably be an extrovert which has infinite benefits too. If you don't have self confidence life becomes a whole lot harder. You'll likely have poor social skills which will be the result of social anxiety, if you have social anxiety very few people will want to be around you as it'll be them feel awkward, so you'll find it very hard to make friends, you won't have the confidence to pursue challenging things, you won't take risks, you'll very likely develop depression as a result of nobody wanting to be around you, you'll likely be bullied, you won't have the confidence to ask for anything you want like pay rises. A life without self confidence is hell, believe me. Unfortunately extroverts will thrive in society and introverts won't or will struggle to. The single most important thing in life is communication. If you have good communication every door in the world will open up, if you don't it's a dark, dark place and almost every door will close trapping you.

    • @huaxinc
      @huaxinc 3 місяці тому

      @@projectalpha4782 you cooked and ate omg

  • @neilchakr
    @neilchakr 4 роки тому +322

    she's so self-aware, i am scared

  • @noirefir3
    @noirefir3 Рік тому +34

    I used to rewatch this video in fear of my own speech but ended up getting a distinction too even though I wrote it the night before anda was shaking throughout the whole speech 🤣

  • @passengerseatreviews
    @passengerseatreviews 2 роки тому +2940

    I'm jealous of the fact that your teacher actually let you CONTROL THE SLIDES YOURSELF

    • @toiny3404
      @toiny3404 2 роки тому +195

      are you telling me this is not a universal experience- :')

    • @passengerseatreviews
      @passengerseatreviews 2 роки тому +16

      @@toiny3404 Indeed :')

    • @YourLocalYN
      @YourLocalYN 2 роки тому +15

      In the description she said she got detention for this

    • @rblx8k
      @rblx8k 2 роки тому +107

      @@YourLocalYN she got distinction which means she got awarded for this

    • @passengerseatreviews
      @passengerseatreviews 2 роки тому +33

      @@YourLocalYN yup and distinction is the highest grade I believe.

  • @dolmane496
    @dolmane496 2 роки тому +5820

    It’s speeches like this that get Distinctions. According to my teachers, I presented challenging ideas. My speech was literally about why Percy pigs are the best sweet. I spoke for 3 minutes about Percy Pigs whilst my peers, who mostly achieved merits, spoke about climate change and whatnot. Just goes to show the content doesn’t matter, just the way its presented

    • @lava_oreo
      @lava_oreo 2 роки тому +300

      Reminds me of my oral exam at university in spoken english. two days before the exam i didnt know what to talk about (we had free choice over topic. just talk 15 min and have a decent pronunciation) and then the night before I just decided to bring my make up bag and tell my male teacher about my morning make up routine. it was funny and rewarded with a superb grade.

    • @kamikushi
      @kamikushi 2 роки тому +89

      We had a speech competition in one of my school and the winner was one about updog and I still remember the whole school reeling from how they didn't realize the pun

    • @arisanagno0024
      @arisanagno0024 2 роки тому +46

      That is a very false conclusion. If you’re not addressing a group of idiots (which in itself would be pointless), but actually intelligent people they’ll very easily be able to see past whatever facade you’re putting up and judge your points and ideas clearly. In fact even if your presentation is lacking, as long as your points are good you can keep the audience listening. Of course it’s much more preferable that you’re confident in your words

    • @shefk7325
      @shefk7325 2 роки тому +19

      @@arisanagno0024 Same. In my university debating club- we were told that speaking skill were important, but the substance of the points was what would get the W in debates. Irl, you need actual information and talking points.

    • @rens4030
      @rens4030 2 роки тому +8

      @@kamikushi A whole speech about updog? Whats that about then? Whats updog?

  • @donnashreeingti1597
    @donnashreeingti1597 2 роки тому +6356

    I love unique school projects like these. I could imagine myself being this funny in front of my close friends ONLY, I could never put forward this version of me outside. You did an amazing job and oh yes I'm already head over heels for you (I'M A LADY WHO'S OF THE SAME AGE AS YOU 😉😉)

    • @zerou6634
      @zerou6634 2 роки тому +29

      she’s 18 now apparently 😔

    • @jiru331
      @jiru331 2 роки тому +10

      @@zerou6634 shes my age yay

    • @c.5095
      @c.5095 2 роки тому +59

      I don’t think it is a school project. English GCSE requires you to make a speech on something in front of a whole class and it is made in year 10 (14-15 years old) so I think this may have been her GCSE

    • @kiki-qp7jx
      @kiki-qp7jx 2 роки тому +10

      @@c.5095 sounds like a school project to me

    • @FlumenTemporum
      @FlumenTemporum 2 роки тому +26

      @@kiki-qp7jx not a project, you need it to get your English Language GCSE

  • @project_letters
    @project_letters 27 днів тому +5

    We watched this in class as an example

  • @lawrencemcdaid313
    @lawrencemcdaid313 5 років тому +2835

    maria wtf. the fact you got a distinction I am GAGGED

    • @ashviniaravindan1708
      @ashviniaravindan1708 4 роки тому +35

      I want to be her

    • @zackaryus
      @zackaryus 3 роки тому +27

      Merit gang where u at

    • @thejupiterjumper8472
      @thejupiterjumper8472 2 роки тому +16

      Now, what is a distinction?

    • @Jaydee8652
      @Jaydee8652 2 роки тому +36

      It’s incredibly easy to get a distinction in English Public Speaking, it’s entirely dependant on the mood the examiner is in but as they always know you personally they’re not likely going to be mean, over 3/4 of my class got a distinction.

    • @pepsiman4418
      @pepsiman4418 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jaydee8652 True its super easy to get a distinction and my teacher let me do it again

  • @mariapace9848
    @mariapace9848  Рік тому +839

    i am now 19

    • @goobi3780
      @goobi3780 Рік тому +77

      Hi now 19 I’m goobis

    • @walterscott8463
      @walterscott8463 Рік тому

      What’s your @ on Instagram

    • @luigi695
      @luigi695 Рік тому +12

      ​@Biogence I agree with this question

    • @ayamii37
      @ayamii37 Рік тому +29

      did the presentation work?

    • @Aye--.--
      @Aye--.-- Рік тому +24

      I wanna know if someone asked you out after that presentation. I also wanna know if you still have the same confidence that you had in this video. You're so lovely I wish the best for you in life. I'm also 19 so same age, but still single lol.

  • @chukoyo
    @chukoyo 2 роки тому +1079

    And also, your confidence, whole generally classroom atmosphere and studying environment is unbelievably nice. In addition, your teacher is fun and with humour, love it

  • @blueblackbaldwin
    @blueblackbaldwin Рік тому +9

    Such confidence indeed 😤. Stunningly beautiful.

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 2 роки тому +1909

    Duude I've always unironically liked in-depth analysis, statistics, and thorough research literature-backed presentations and reviews about non-formal or serious topics such as this one. I've seen another one like this and it was about the minions (the small yellow creatures) LMAO.

    • @tenjiwa
      @tenjiwa 2 роки тому +13

      i am enraged. no one pointed out that valse sentimentale is playing and i dont know where to comment as i am incredibly upset:((

    • @noashaham5438
      @noashaham5438 2 роки тому

      You’ll like unraveled!

    • @sparklax7443
      @sparklax7443 2 роки тому +2

      Unraveled is a youtube series by Polygon that's just a lot of fun. Please do check it out

    • @themisir
      @themisir 2 роки тому +2

      I need that presentation about the minions. For scientific reasons..

    • @123peachyscreams2
      @123peachyscreams2 2 роки тому +3

      “Small yellow creatures” 😭

  • @aussiejake4792
    @aussiejake4792 2 роки тому +372

    The amount of Charisma at 15 is honestly amazing she defo has a bright future

  • @scarychewinggum
    @scarychewinggum 3 роки тому +1101

    I'm doing a foreign language talking test in uh half an hour and this appeared whilst I was looking for ways to cope with nerves. This got me laughing and gave me 7 minutes of relief from the anxiety I was feeling. Thank you!

    • @saoirse2175
      @saoirse2175 3 роки тому +10

      bahahaha me too, Spanish conversation exam preparation

    • @lildoodl
      @lildoodl 2 роки тому +4

      how was it?

    • @khaleelalam4822
      @khaleelalam4822 2 роки тому +2

      how did it go mate

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +61

      awhhh, i’m happy this helped

    • @scarychewinggum
      @scarychewinggum 2 роки тому +7

      It was a while ago but I believe I got a B!!!

  • @TheAutisticSigma
    @TheAutisticSigma 8 днів тому +2

    "Ladies and gentlemen... Especially the ladies. 😈"
    This is fire

  • @jacobmartin1100
    @jacobmartin1100 2 роки тому +1197

    I know most people cringe when looking back on the stuff they did in high school, but this is something you should cherish. Nobody could get me to say nice things about myself if they threatened to pull each and every one of my teeth out with a pair of rusty pliers; yet you managed to do so in a way that not only made me nearly collapse a lung with laughter, you did it without making yourself seem like a toxic ass. Fortunes flow back and forth with the tide of the world, but a positive self-image is something which insulates against the worst of these. I hope that wherever you find yourself, you can look back on this with more pride than embarrassment; I know I would if I had anything of this caliber to my name. Good luck with wherever you find yourself, thank you for uploading this absolute gem, and may you face whatever life throws at you the same attitude you radiate here.

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 Рік тому

      Lol same I coukd never say good things about me, especially without sounding like a narcissistic dumbass

  • @rinnniiiii
    @rinnniiiii Рік тому +2001

    I saw this video a few weeks ago, just in time for my GCSE presentation. I was originally going to do my speech on my sport and the benefits surrounding it but after seeing this I decided that would be far too boring. I looked beside me and alas, I see my dog so I made my speech about her and why she'd be a far better PM than Boris, Lis and Rishi combined. I'm yet to hear my mark but my class seemed to love it so thank you Maria for sparking that inspiration to think outside the box and for giving me the confidence to use humour and to just be myself during my speech, you're a true lifesaver 🤧

    • @NyxFox
      @NyxFox Рік тому +133

      Our speeches in my school were regulated, so we weren't allowed to do anything interesting. The options were literally; We shouldn't eat meat, we shouldn't have zoos and climate change is bad.
      There was an option that gave us a bit of freedom, and unsurprisingly most people picked that one. It was "I am concerned about..." and you'd talk about a concern of yours. My friend did "I am concerned that the British government controls our every action" and another friend did "I am concerned that the British government only gives us free education to filter out intelligent people so that they can have as many low paid workers as possible."
      I did "I am concern about the abuse of the NHS and the abuse of nursing staff." A little less existential then my friends haha.

    • @rinnniiiii
      @rinnniiiii Рік тому +60

      @@NyxFox Our school is usually like that but this time they literally said "talk about anything" so I think everyone was a bit stumped by it 😂 We had some pretty interesting ones though like the history of chess, why Manchester City is better than your favourite club, why house plants are good for our mental health, parts of a boat and paddle boarding. It was a bit daunting having so much freedom but it was surprisingly quite fun!

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 Рік тому +28

      I don't know how so many of y'all have that confidence but I think if that happens to me I'm sticking with climate change is bad, like seriously dude how do you not get nervous😭

    • @rinnniiiii
      @rinnniiiii Рік тому +29

      @@UnkownUnkown01 My trick is to print out the entirety of my speech word for word in small font, cut it out and stick it onto flashcards. I read over it as much as possible to make sure I use my notes as little as possible. I feel so powerful knowing I have the whole thing in front of me but everyone else thinks I've only got a few key words and phrases down 😌 I also like to look at different points on the wall behind the class so I don't have to make eye contact with people but I still get marks for making eye contact, my teacher taught us that one and it works a treat. Combine the two and it much more comfortable talking to other cuz you nearly eliminate fear of messing up and making eye contact with someone. I wish you luck for future speeches, I hope that maybe helps 😌✨

    • @TreyyDaMenaceFan
      @TreyyDaMenaceFan Рік тому +3

      is this a mew thing??? GCSE speeches??

  • @person309
    @person309 Рік тому +5217

    It's nice to see a young person with so much confidence. I wish more children had this. Though I find it kinda weird that a 15 year old is talking about her fertility.

    • @jeris33
      @jeris33 Рік тому +494

      The age of consent is 16, so she should be able to talk rationally about "fertility" by then and even joke about it, and she's been educated so well about human sexuality and relationships that she's already more confident discussing both of them than many people are for their whole lives.

    • @alt6877
      @alt6877 Рік тому +436

      It’s just modern humor lol

    • @currentlyatlas5074
      @currentlyatlas5074 Рік тому +149

      I know this comment was a month ago and video a year ago. But when I was 15 I know a majority of students in my school was sexual even at 14. Well even alot of people lost viginity at 15. Yeah it is weird when you are older but if you was also 15 it wouldn't be weird.

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 Рік тому

      society has gone full circle. We used to marry off girls as young as possible so they could have as many babies as possible. We went through a whole child protection phase, and now we've gotten loose about sexuality to the point where we're back to sexualizing children. We used to sexualize children for marriage, and now casualness, so we went full circle, just in the reverse direction

    • @nousername8947
      @nousername8947 Рік тому +17

      True. She can doesn't mean she should. It isn't something to normalise.

  • @cchewyy.
    @cchewyy. Рік тому +7

    the confidence is insane. i COULD NEVER EVER WOULD NEVER

  • @sobome
    @sobome 5 років тому +676

    Im crying this is actually the best thing ever

  • @BuilderLemon
    @BuilderLemon 4 роки тому +784

    This might possibly be one of the best speeches I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @whitebread3872
    @whitebread3872 Рік тому +584

    This has inspired me to finally show my crush the PowerPoint presentation on why we should kiss

  • @dusty3186
    @dusty3186 Рік тому +7

    Thank you Maria, I was having a long day at work and felt like half dead. Your presentation lit me the hell up 180 degrees. Now I feel like today isn't so bad. I hope you a bright future and a loving partner who appreciate all the perks of dating you and TOTALLY no disadvantages.

  • @TribicalFonzo
    @TribicalFonzo 2 роки тому +257

    The wit, the humour, the class, the organisation, the overall personality... out of all the speeches I have listened to, this has to be my favourite. In this circumstance, top marks is an understatement understatement.
    🍃⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🍃

  • @itzskye7074
    @itzskye7074 2 роки тому +49

    “Especially the ladies”
    **bisexual energy intensifies**

  • @jasminefreeman7485
    @jasminefreeman7485 2 роки тому +470

    I did my GCSE speech about a year ago but I was browsing through UA-cam and found this. It’s bloody amazing. My speech was so boring and I didn’t even have the guts to do it in front of my class just the teacher. Get this woman a date she deserves it. 😂

    • @BeanOnTheFlipside
      @BeanOnTheFlipside 2 роки тому +1

      You have freeman in your name i cant believe that name exists outside of the boondocks

    • @sekaideochiban6660
      @sekaideochiban6660 2 роки тому

      Three three three

    • @204lemon
      @204lemon 2 роки тому +2

      Your 400th like! I did mine last year on recycling and jeeze mine's so boring. How do you have the choice to just do it for the teacher??

    • @jasminefreeman7485
      @jasminefreeman7485 2 роки тому +2

      @@204lemon I have anxiety which was helpful for building my case. I did mine on the American healthcare system but recycling sounds interesting 😀

  • @TotalPogoGuy
    @TotalPogoGuy 6 місяців тому +8

    I recently got a merit for my shitspeech. Watching this video before honestly helped me

  • @ashleydeialorita
    @ashleydeialorita 2 роки тому +3241

    “Especially the ladies” YES SLAY. I’m gonna need to write my own speech on why girls should date me lmao

    • @Iegs
      @Iegs 2 роки тому +1

      ew a lesbian

    • @Faustice
      @Faustice 2 роки тому +3

      @@Iegs bro quoted himself in his youtube bio 💀

    • @Iegs
      @Iegs 2 роки тому

      @@Faustice you have a one hour video of a speedrun stfu rn

    • @sparklejumpropeprincess1
      @sparklejumpropeprincess1 2 роки тому +2

      @@Iegs i fuck a model every night, are you getting any?

    • @randomperson-de1rs
      @randomperson-de1rs 2 роки тому +2

      @@Faustice u dum?

  • @pratikguha1004
    @pratikguha1004 2 роки тому +668

    This is actually so good. I am going to University now and even I can’t get this confident 😂 This is hilarious and amazing at the same time and glad to see that the world has been opening up to allow such presentations! You have a great humour and I’m sure it will serve you well in life!

  • @RhinoHand
    @RhinoHand 4 роки тому +3268

    My English teacher showed this to us in class as prep for our speaking exam, and after watching this I realise how much I want to do a comedy sketch like this one
    Edit: so I did my speech on having to write a speech and I'm pretty sure I got a Distinction! Thank you for uploading this video, it really helped me realise that I don't have to take it seriously.

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 3 роки тому +8

      What you do it on?

    • @aleenanadesan4563
      @aleenanadesan4563 3 роки тому +3

      Yay!!! I'm so proud of you!!!

    • @unitlock
      @unitlock 3 роки тому +3

      congrats 😭😭

    • @Cjwize-144
      @Cjwize-144 2 роки тому +8

      U did ur speech on having to write a speech Snsn

    • @student8663
      @student8663 2 роки тому +15

      similar trip, although I wish I watched this beforehand, I did mine on 'communication' and quoted the mark scheme claiming it's ridiculous because we arguably do not even need words to be intelligent

  • @ev-sb
    @ev-sb Рік тому +5

    i’ve had this recommended 3 times now over the years and i’m glad the algorithm keeps bringing me back here

    • @ev-sb
      @ev-sb Рік тому

      it’s the 4th time now 😭❤️

  • @Ilikesaucytoes
    @Ilikesaucytoes 2 роки тому +320

    I’m so happy that this year we don’t have to send it off to the exam board so my teacher gave the majority of us distinctions

    • @finnomaly
      @finnomaly 2 роки тому +7

      i don't even have to do it for some reason

    • @axolatte
      @axolatte 2 роки тому +1

      SAME

    • @eqods1648
      @eqods1648 2 роки тому

      what?? we had to send it in and im in yr 10

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому +400

    My GCSE speaking exam was in front of a tenth of this audience, was far less personal and was only half as long and I still stuttered through half of it, genuinely impressed at how you managed to have this much confidence delivering this

    • @yamiali1783
      @yamiali1783 2 роки тому +9

      Dude, when I did mine it was in front of the teacher and one classmate who was also my friend, it was still a disaster

    • @uniwolfgamer1094
      @uniwolfgamer1094 2 роки тому

      @@yamiali1783 We tend to worry more about what the people we care about think.

    • @ameliakastrada3482
      @ameliakastrada3482 2 роки тому

      Same and I managed to get a distinction which I’m confused how, she did so much better!

  • @_imdope
    @_imdope 2 роки тому +1816

    Dear Maria,
    After further inspecting your incredibly rich and well prepared presentation on why any person (especially the ladies) would find you attractive, I, as a representative of the male community, approve that you are in fact an attractive and charismatic human being, making you a perfect mate evolutionary speaking. Your knowledge, skills, and silk-smooth skin surely have impacted a lot during the presentation, making any person watching this feel as if you were, indeed, the perfect mate any person would wish to have. I appreciate especially the honesty of your cons, that surely made you, as an individual, a humble and self-conscious girl. Thank you for your presentation, that surely made some people do things they couldn’t think they were able to do before.
    Have a nice day.
    - Male representative

    • @Abawhani
      @Abawhani 2 роки тому +30

      Bro she was 15 making this speech tf?

    • @36melodyproduction
      @36melodyproduction 2 роки тому +73

      I think she'd have preferred a representative of the female community

    • @_imdope
      @_imdope 2 роки тому +134

      @@Abawhani awesome I'm born the same year as her, plus it's not meant to be a "predatory" comment, rather it's me commenting on the points she made, but you ruined the joke 🤷‍♂️

    • @_imdope
      @_imdope 2 роки тому +16

      @@36melodyproduction that's for sure

    • @AB-gb6zz
      @AB-gb6zz 2 роки тому +7

      Cringe and creepy

  • @beggerstager
    @beggerstager Місяць тому +1

    5 years later i need an update! Who could not be moved by this beautiful speech

  • @gigachadcommunityenforceme2370
    @gigachadcommunityenforceme2370 2 роки тому +696

    Good evening miss,
    This is an official business-related comment from the GigaChad Community Enforcement Group (GCEG).
    We are writing to inform you that the GCEG has reviewed your case and would like to commemorate your outstanding work on this formal presentation. As you say, you are unlike most girls. In fact, most people do not understand the fact that dating is a very transactional endeavor, and that simply providing the facts in a (clearly) unbiased manner goes a long way in terms of one's affection.
    With this in mind, and following your presentation's heated impact, the GCEG would like to award you with an official award of romantic achievement. You are an outstanding role model for what the GCEG represents and we wish you the best of luck in your romantic endeavors.
    Kind regards,
    GigaChad Community Enforcement Group

    • @themobius8077
      @themobius8077 2 роки тому +32

      The miss in the title should be capitalised as it is a salutation and a replacement for a proper noun.

    • @LuizCarlos-my1wr
      @LuizCarlos-my1wr 2 роки тому +4

      @@themobius8077 fr?

    • @Raj-gr6dy
      @Raj-gr6dy 2 роки тому +3

      @@themobius8077 This post right here, officer, it offends Terra.

    • @themobius8077
      @themobius8077 2 роки тому +2

      @@LuizCarlos-my1wr nah just messing about.

    • @mariapace9848
      @mariapace9848  2 роки тому +90

      OH