In the U.K. We don't prepare for shit because natural disasters don't really happen. Our worst case scenario is there not being any tea left in the morning so you have to go to your local Tesco station in light drizzle rain, it's a pain the arse but it's our pain in the arse.
Thanks to my emergency preparedness merit badge preparations I have 25 gallons of water, 97 bags (was 100) of MREs, and 8TB of porn, I can survive quite a while. When I run out I can just farm potatoes. I've got peltier generators so I can charge up my things with candles if I need to.
Remember the rule of 3, you can last about 3 minutes without oxygen (suffocation), about 3 hours of extreme weather without shelter (exposure), about 3 days without water (dehydration), and about 3 weeks without food (starvation)...so exposure, injury, and dehydration are the three biggest threats to survival. Learn to build or find decent shelter (less of a worry with urban survival), learn self-defense and first aid skills and be sure to keep a robust medical kit or two with your survival supplies. Once you've covered those bases, then you can start to worry about locating and preparing water for consumption...often here you will start worrying about how to make a fire too, which can help with preparing water or food for consumption...but food tends to be really low on the priority list because in most survival scenarios, unless you're going to be stranded for a month or more, food is typically not necessary to make it out alive...and without fire for preparation, there is a decent chance eating the wrong thing or eating something improperly prepared could lead to illness, which could actually hurt more than it helps by speeding up dehydration and/or starvation.
Joe, it took 11-14 days for the national guard to come check on us after the ice storm in 2008, depending on where in the state of Kentucky they had to deal with no electricity for over a month.
Oatmeal with cockroaches and moths... More flavor XD Also, that's the Houston Texans logo on his cowboy hat. It looked pretty sweet, imo. Gotta get me one with the Packers XD
i've fallen from the 2nd floor of a car park, atleast 20 feet, to hard ground, went hospital because i couldn't extend at my elbow but all i had was bruised palms and an apparent 'internal bleed' in my elbow joint but they said come back in two weeks if you're still in pain, hows this guy broken both ankles or one falling into water?
my buddies got high in one buddy's hot tub for like an hour and a half, there was 4 of them laying in it up to their chins smoking pipes, they could barely get out and all 4 of them almost drowned, they all had to work as a team to push/pull eachother out
Think about the infections. The viruses, the parasites, possibly STDs and HIV in sewer water. He *had* to have suffered sepsis. 9 days don't make you look like that, *he saw death* .
There's a town in Australia called Coober Pedy. It's from the Aboriginal "kupa piti", meaning "white man's hole in the ground" or "white man in a hole".
Lmaf that almost happened to my sisters friend we were walking home and i saw the man hole and warned her but she didn't listen to me so guuues what happened she fell half way in holding on to the edges and that when my sister started freaking out and myself i was laughing on the ground for at least 5 minutes maybe ten but we eventually got her up sooo yea listen when someone warns you of holes lol
Why does it say Ft David So in almost every video? Is he not part of the JK Crew? Cus like I said his in 90% of this videos they make. I would assume he would be. Instead the title should say Ft Casey Chan. Because it's rare seeing him on jk news lol and I love it when Casey's in the videos now.
Now guys think of the toxins his skin would soak up from the poopy water. Think of when in your bathtub for a long time and your pruned fingers and toes look like afterwards. GROSS
I don't think David would even fit in the manhole let alone get stuck inside it lmao
Danestyan Pradana LMAO
The ninja turtles saved him, thats the fucking truth...
LOL i fucking love Bart. Beatboxing 😩. 🐐 member of JK
In the U.K. We don't prepare for shit because natural disasters don't really happen. Our worst case scenario is there not being any tea left in the morning so you have to go to your local Tesco station in light drizzle rain, it's a pain the arse but it's our pain in the arse.
Tesco not Tesco Station.
Beautiful
Or milk.. Morrison's coming in clutch haha!
It's all about Waitrose if you live in Surrey.
#Tooposhtocare
“Oh stfu; Fuckin smilin’ mexican”
Jesus fuck, my sides.
Edward Garcia honestly fucking same. It wasn't that funny tho, they would've all been laughing if it was funny.
People laugh harder at certain things because I died of laughter in my head
WYNOLLO TV true true
I LOVE Tiff's reactions when Joe or Bart says something ridiculous XD
Usually dudes are glad to be in holes
😉
Maybe not ones with "man" in the name unless they are into that kinda thing! But I like the way you think, sir! 😉😎👏
Epic Dyslexic
Lol
*insert lenny face here*
That internet Right-wing Girl The Innocence lmao
Wrong hole.
“Man hole weight loss” program 😂😂
Jk party jungle survival. Go to the woods. Split up in teams. First team to
Make fire
Make shelter
Gather water
Gather food
Gather firewood
Wins
cleve vang that video would be hours long
Erik Villanuev but what is wrong with that? Theres also a thing called editing
cleve vang The jungle and the woods are not the same thing you dumb fuck.
it could also be uploaded into multiple parts to compensate for how long the video takes.
Mikhail Leehan they live in concrete jungle....
If Joe fell he would befriend all the animals and make a band with them
If you get stranded water and shelter are your number one priority and you can go a month without food
Geo and david in a forest? Fuck they both gonna die, they’re gonna be too busy fighting and shit lol
Tiffany looks amazing! Wow!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
I wonder if now he has PTSD, I mean he did consider killing himself. Does he freak out when he hears the toilet flush?
For the past 2 years I did nothing but listen to jkn while gaming everyday
thank you for your loyalty kind sir
JustKiddingNews I’m 12 years old
*WE MADE IT ON THE NEWSSSSS lol I live right by Houston*
Ikr, I live in Houston
Btw ARMY!
i'm also an army but i live in dallas lol
Carmela Dominguez I’m so close to both of y’all lmao. I live in mesquite TX
I used to live in Mesquite TX. But not anymore
Army and lives in Houston, Texas
✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
Thanks to my emergency preparedness merit badge preparations I have 25 gallons of water, 97 bags (was 100) of MREs, and 8TB of porn, I can survive quite a while. When I run out I can just farm potatoes. I've got peltier generators so I can charge up my things with candles if I need to.
Viet Lee what if you fall 20 ft in a man hole and break your ankles .-.
Viet Lee not bad
Viet Lee 👏👏
You had me convinced when you said 8TBs of Porn HAHA
dude stop posting. no one cares about potatos. FUCK THEM.
I love these type of stories
I would sue the shit outta the city
2:29 *We gonna have us a darn tootin' good ol' hayride partner!* (falls into manhole 30 seconds later) lol
And ate his foot....
Soup just came out of my noise... Thank you very much DAVIDD!!!
Tiffanys shoulders are so beautiful
bananaboomer her elbows are sexier
And how bout those armpits doe
Yea but those forearms 😍🤤
Have yall seen her ankles
how bout her personality?
I'm surprised that joe, who knows all about survival, has never heard of ways to get out of being buried alive.
this video was hella funny 😂
Love you guys
Imagine seeing help coming your way after days of pain only for them to take a picture first lmao
Hey jknews I love you guys so much 💕
Remember the rule of 3, you can last about 3 minutes without oxygen (suffocation), about 3 hours of extreme weather without shelter (exposure), about 3 days without water (dehydration), and about 3 weeks without food (starvation)...so exposure, injury, and dehydration are the three biggest threats to survival. Learn to build or find decent shelter (less of a worry with urban survival), learn self-defense and first aid skills and be sure to keep a robust medical kit or two with your survival supplies. Once you've covered those bases, then you can start to worry about locating and preparing water for consumption...often here you will start worrying about how to make a fire too, which can help with preparing water or food for consumption...but food tends to be really low on the priority list because in most survival scenarios, unless you're going to be stranded for a month or more, food is typically not necessary to make it out alive...and without fire for preparation, there is a decent chance eating the wrong thing or eating something improperly prepared could lead to illness, which could actually hurt more than it helps by speeding up dehydration and/or starvation.
0:58 David is So brave I'd shit my pants if bart looked at me like that (pun intended)
He paid the troll toll hahahaha
“The man whole weight loss program” I CAN’T.
5:05-5:30 lol I couldn't stop laughing bart is my manin
WUV YOU JK !!!💜
Jo, you made my day.
at first I was like you guys post too much but now I love it lol
This guy is the unluckyest, lucky guy on earth!!!! Crazy!!!!
Joe, it took 11-14 days for the national guard to come check on us after the ice storm in 2008, depending on where in the state of Kentucky they had to deal with no electricity for over a month.
Woof! I want to be as excited as Joe is at 10:12 ! I mean Woof!
Poor David 😂😂😂😂
the man hole weight loss program lul
I wonder who their gonna cast to play this man in the Movie. I'm guessing it's gonna be Leo's second Oscar winning preformance.
5:07 that shit was hilarious
I can agree with David Statement about Cambodian night market. I'm Cambodian and been to Cambodia 5 times and the market is pretty intense
Oatmeal with cockroaches and moths... More flavor XD
Also, that's the Houston Texans logo on his cowboy hat. It looked pretty sweet, imo. Gotta get me one with the Packers XD
Casey looking fresh af
joe saying "snakes? goddamn!" like he hasn't eaten worse things on jkparty LOL
throw up your H's my screwston peeps
Love You Jk
looking good tiff
that guy deserves a million dollars
Tiffany's shirt is really cute. She looks gorgeous
We gotta see that Honda Element on a David So vid.
They gonna make a movie about this like they did with 127 hrs just watch 😂💀😂💀
He has a valid reason to sue, rare occation.
i've fallen from the 2nd floor of a car park, atleast 20 feet, to hard ground, went hospital because i couldn't extend at my elbow but all i had was bruised palms and an apparent 'internal bleed' in my elbow joint but they said come back in two weeks if you're still in pain, hows this guy broken both ankles or one falling into water?
my buddies got high in one buddy's hot tub for like an hour and a half, there was 4 of them laying in it up to their chins smoking pipes, they could barely get out and all 4 of them almost drowned, they all had to work as a team to push/pull eachother out
My dad has one of those Flint fire starter things as a keychain item.
Damn casey got 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
8:14 eww fuckin duki hands😂😂
I'm still in a dream of the SNAKE EATERRRRRR
Houston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol! Bart Logic...
I see at least 3 people a day with hats like that lol IN the city and out districts
That hole was deep lol
9:01 joe are you okay
wut in tarnation! what's Dirty Dan doing down there?!
if a women fell through the hole would it be a womenhole. or still a manhole??????
evan aldridge L
a manhole.... ya idiot
Why you gotta assume the holes gender?.
Dislike for misgendering the hole
Think about the infections. The viruses, the parasites, possibly STDs and HIV in sewer water. He *had* to have suffered sepsis. 9 days don't make you look like that, *he saw death* .
Ayyy who else from Houston here???
Im texan and i usually wear a cp3 jersey and a pair of addidas
I think David got it worst in these video with all those burn, then that guy who fell down the manhole.
Go Texans h-town and some people do dress like that In Texas Casey
Oh hell no. Dat sewage water is hell nasty
There's a town in Australia called Coober Pedy. It's from the Aboriginal "kupa piti", meaning "white man's hole in the ground" or "white man in a hole".
He fr ate snakes
Lmaf that almost happened to my sisters friend we were walking home and i saw the man hole and warned her but she didn't listen to me so guuues what happened she fell half way in holding on to the edges and that when my sister started freaking out and myself i was laughing on the ground for at least 5 minutes maybe ten but we eventually got her up sooo yea listen when someone warns you of holes lol
"The Manhole weight loss program" -joe
Didn't ask the big question Bart! How much did he sue for!
ok but did anyone think that the snake and crickets were contaminated with feces
Bart is so 😎
i cried at 7:00 what the FUCK was bart talking about
Tiffany's looking hella cute. Also the man is _literally_ a snake eater.
I'm Cambodian and since David mentioned Cambodian night markets, how many Cambo Subscribers are there?
I'm stuffed full of ice cream and German chocolate cake 😷🤢🤒
i love in houston and all the cops and paramedics flew by my house for this hahahaha
Thru
just like my girlfriend says, came early!
that fucking movie
This video was literally uploaded less than a minute ago and some hater already disliked it lol that hater must have no life lol
noooooooooooooooooo
There are so many different types of people here in Texas. I get the annoyance at the stereotypes but that is how a lot of men dress here.
Why does it say Ft David So in almost every video? Is he not part of the JK Crew? Cus like I said his in 90% of this videos they make. I would assume he would be.
Instead the title should say Ft Casey Chan. Because it's rare seeing him on jk news lol and I love it when Casey's in the videos now.
“Remenant” Joe? You mean Revenant?
David is me. "I like stuff alright!!"
So... No more outro's?
I feel like Geo is getting funnier and funnier every video omfg
Now guys think of the toxins his skin would soak up from the poopy water. Think of when in your bathtub for a long time and your pruned fingers and toes look like afterwards. GROSS
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