Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Have Died - Shocking Darwin Awards! | Ep.159
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Today we share the dumbest and most shocking Darwin Awards we could find.. We don't know if that's good or bad. You be the judge.
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Sorry Crowd! I'm a silly goose! When scheduling to post the podcast I accidentally set it to post at 10pm instead of 10am! Even though it's posting late, I hope you all enjoy this episode. You can always bank on a wild ride when Zach is hosting! Please, NEVER look up the video Zach showed us. It's not worth the curiosity. LOL
Well we are all fine with it. The real fives fans will take ANY upload time! Long as we get one! I know seeing one by the time I clock out n hit the bus is great, cause I can wind down and enjoy y'all! Love y'all!
Your fine can wait for your videos they are always funny and awesome to watch
I know in my area, Nashville, TN we had several distilleries that stopped producing alcohol and instead started making hand sanitizer. It’s a very similar process I guess?? Also, after I graduated HS a classmate who was a gifted athlete and had a full scholarship to attend a prestigious university, was out partying with friends for graduation. They were on back roads and he had his upper body out the window and his a tree. He was DOA. Such a sad story and waste of a talented young man. I also remember hearing a lot of stories of stupid people who didn’t follow safety protocols on rollercoasters or water slides. I just don’t get it!?! It’s not worth the rush or whatever you get from doing all this.
44:38 he's a self taught rocket scientist but doesn't believe in science?
Anyone else automatically hear "Dumb ways to Die" song in your head? 😂😂😂😂 #Headless
Yes 😂😂
I’ve never seen them all silent together at one time 😂😂
I have been going through depression the last 2 days and i am so happy to see y'all posted i need a good laugh.
Stay strong in the storm, friend! Know that better days are ahead.
Guys i rushed to get my shower after work and into bed to get this goin effin ayeeee! I wanna say, the second Chris realized hes now a daddy to a baby girl and yall supported that moment after austin shared the daughter daddy dance music moment- it choked me a bit. I NEVER get tired of the support yall give each other and the crap talking and laughs etc. i feel like I'm at the table with yall. Never a friggin second that i am not here for it alllll! Yo five fans love yall! Ps, Austin i low key am offended that the school would dare taint my lil internet niece Micahs ears with get low. 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤷🏽♀️😂😂😂. The audacity good sir. Lol love u guys so much. You get me thru a LOT of hard times. I can escape and fall into a comfort. Bless y'all.
I LOVE listening to these while at the gym. Thanks for the longer episodes and the obscene amounts of laughter! I may look like a moron laughing to myself while doing weight training but it’s so worth it!
If you're not careful, you could be on our next episode of Darwin Awards ;) LOL jk. On a serious note; thank you so much for your support and being part of the crowd!
There is no end of people who seem to find a way to hurt or kill themselves in this world. I lived in Buenos Aires and was on a train that had to stop because someone had tried to walk across the roof of the train, fell between the cars and was killed. (human jelly). Took about 2 hours to clean up and we stayed on the train while they removed the body goo.
It was about a kilometre back but ya we stayed put.
Cheers from the pacific northwest. Canada side.
You were thinking of Natural Selection I think Tony lol
Perfect way to end the work day!
Exactly!!!! I rushed to get my shower and into bed to get this started lol.
I’m from Manila Philippines and yes alcohol ban happened during the pandemic. So people don’t go out partying. This ban happens on other events too like national election, etc. There is a line here “tagay hanggang mamatay” which translates to shots till death. Hope you notice me. I watch all your channels. Its part of my routine weekly. I stay up late on the wee hours when you have live scheduled too even if thats like 3am here. Lol 😅 take care guys!
We see you, Dawn!!! Y'all are wild out in the Philippines! Thank you for supporting us and our wild antics.
@@FivesACrowd weeeeeeee!!!!!!! Say Hi to everyone for me. I’m literally saving money to be able to send you guys a box from here. Just some things to try out.
Shoot your real fives fans are good on ANY UPLOAD TIME, long as we get the upload! I know for meeeee, after work hitting the bus and can either enjoy yall on the way home, or in bed when im settled-makes for the dopest night. Love yall!
Love the fact that all of you guys are dad's to daughters. It'll be hilarious when they start dating and have to meet the crazy dad and his 4 best friends before they go out on a date! Chris congratulations!!
You guys should do r/fifty-fifty
You guys keep it so interesting. Thanks for the scares and laughs.
I would love to see another episode on the Darwin awards love them
yes I had to google the woman and the pole!! WOW!!
Hey guys, as a bus driver, I can tell you that the driver of that bus might not have even known anything had happened. We can't hear sometimes what with traffic, fans, and other passengers. I once had a woman try and beat my coach. Fortunately, the way she hit the coach, it only spun her out of her shoe. I was in the middle of a left-hand turn and she ran out of a building. I barely heard the thump of her hitting the bus, but it was enough for me to check the mirror. All I can say is she got lucky. And never ever try to beat a bus. Happy thoughts a prayers to Zach. Love watching you guys. #headless
41:38 our softball team did that every single year it was like an initiation to see who could get the most people to eat a dandelion basically
#headless. Definitely won’t be looking up that video 😂
Speedy recovery, Zach!
Another great discussion 😂🤣 Sending healing prayers and thoughts to Zach ❤ no surgery #stoopid #headless
That guy who elbowed the gator 😮 WOW that gives a whole new meaning to the peoples elbow 😂
A landscaping crew was working about 20 miles from my house, using one of those huge mulchers that is mounted on a trailer. Rule of thumb, let go of what is being tossed in ...one man forgot. They had to bury all the mulch to get all body parts.
I am from Kalamazoo Michigan and I remember that Darwin award story. It just happened to be my son -in-laws cousin
There were several liquor companies here that stopped production and switched to making hand sanitizer for the pandemic. Apparently there is not a lot of difference between the two products???
Yes, Classic Rock should be 70's & and 80s and only for how many those bands still perform. The oldies will always be those who pioneered the beginning of Rock
Prayers for healing!
#headless…guys y’all make this Texas mom laugh every time I watch your videos😂 Zack, all my prayers and good wishes for your surgery!!
{singing} Duuuuuumb ways to dieeeeeeeee!
There's a reason i listening to your entire podcast, some other channels keep talking about the same topic over & over, how we met, having kids and all other crap, you keep it interesting!!
Zach I love when you host! 😂 Too late beat you to the video before the warning 🤯 Edited to say #Headless and Get well quick wishes to Zach too❤
Body Cam footage has been released from the Church shooting. It's wild.
I watched it! And footage of her preparing her stuff and loading her car at her house with a tarp blocking the security camera so you couldnt see what she was loadong into her car. The fact that a crazy neighbor can be reported SO many times, but there is nothing police can do, is absolutely insane. I have a crazy neighbor, and so does my brother. The police just say to report every single time they do something dangerous or obnoxious (like standing outside screaming at bugs and squirrels for hours and hours, even late into the night and early into the morning) so they can document it, but other than that, there is nothing they can do until shit hits the fan. It always takes innocent people getting hurt before the laws allow police to arrest the crazy person. I understand it to a point, we don't need people reporting fake crazy behavior just because they don't like someone and then that person gets arrested or taken in on a 3 day hold...but when it's clear the person is actually mentally ill, police should be allowed to do something to protect the innocent and get the person to a place that can help them.
@TwinMama-jv3zb Agreed! We had a bat shit crazy neighbor who would squat on the sidewalk and shit EVERY.DAMN.NIGHT! We filed at least 100 incident reports and called cops on several occasions while it happened. Finally, I took into account the time of night/early morning this happened for a month, and got the most likely/frequent time he did it. I then called the cops and asked if they could come sit outside our home about a half block away prior to the festivities. They caught him red handed(or red assed lol!) When the case went to court, there were a total of 776, I think, total reports of this EXACT situation for this EXACT guy over a 2 year period!! 2.YEARS!! Judge cited the guy for indecent exposure x 776 and bioterrorism x 776 and the guy got life with possibility of parole in 25 years due to the quantity and the fact no one ever did anything about it.
Sidenote: Found out years later, another neighbor had collected the shit after he'd reported it and nothing was being done, then threw it at the dude's house every afternoon with a homemade catapult! I never laughed so damn hard!!!
In England though the cops don’t wear bulletproof vests but stab proof vests like our K9 dogs wear.
This was a good episode. I'm sure this is going to be a no But, would you do an episode around urban dictionary.?
I go to a mega church in Cincinnati Ohio and there is always police officers working security. I grew up going to a small Lutheran church and at first everything about our current church freaked me out (size, officers, people, etc) but I love the message and have gotten to know so many. In this day and age having the security there calms me.
♥ talk about a rollercoaster lol. But I was here for all of it. ♥ And Love it.
You guys warned me but yet I still searched the woman & the bus video..... morbid curiosity that will haunt me forever.....how many of you watched too?
I had to do it too, before they described what happened I paused and went to look it up and 😮!
My husband and I saw the space shuttle launch. The rumble was awesome.
Guys, please make as the next video a video about 16-year-old British girl Ruth Wilson's disappearance that happened in 1995. I want you to cover that topic in the video. Thank you very much.
Love it as always!
#headless I, too, think the concert one was the best/dumbest Darwin Award I've heard lol For me, I watch so many movie/tv shows where these things happen (i.e. Hereditary) and they look so realistic - when I see one in real life, it kind of looks like a movie and I'm not horrified by it. I guess I've been desensitized by Hollywood.
The 🔫er at the church was part of a specific community, which is why the news didn't cover the story. At first, reports were that it was a man, then a female, then a female identifying as a male, and now they just say she identified as a male for a while and then went back to identifying as a female. But she brought her 8 year old son and he was killed, sadly. The poor child was crying and reaching out for his mother, and she didn't care at all until he was severely wounded, and then she yelled at the officers that they hurt her kid.
That is horrendous. Poor child.
Reports I've read said that the son lived, but was injured. He was on breathing tubes for 2 weeks, but is stable now. Terrible story. My heart breaks for the kid.
@FivesACrowd Wow! I'm so happy to hear he survived! All the initial news reports said he had passed away. I watched the body cam footage and security cam footage a few days ago and really couldn't see how he could have survived the injuries he sustained, even though he was still moving after he was wounded, they were very serious injuries. But since the 🔫er was removed from the situation, police and security were able to get medical help in pretty fast. Hopefully, a miracle will happen, and the child is able to walk out of the hospital and live as normal of a life as possible.
I've actually seen the Bus video awhile ago...
Ya'll are not Alone 😖
Yay! My best friends! Love you all! 💜 Thanks for posting!!!
Has Cam done his episode on HH Holmes? Love F. A.C!!
Yes who is fillming a bus killing someone and keeps driving
Thanks for the laughs! #Headless
Yeah...been waiting and hoping that you would post.❤
Natural selection 👌
You guys made my day😂
Our generation has all seen the Final Destination movies. We all know what’s coming. #headless
Your amborcrombie story reminded me,my husband was looking for LEVI S so we went to a popular Jean store.The salesgirl looked at us irratated and said try an old people store.
😮😮😮WHAT???😮😮😮Ya hurtful
See if the Rock does cameo’s.People chip in and Zach gets his wish.He deserves it!!
Have u guys watched the tv show dumb ways to die?
Please hurry up and make a video on 16-year old British girl Ruth Wilson's disappearance that took place in 1995. Thank you.
Poor lady it is so sad when deaths are recorded by people instead of people stopping and helping the person in need they would rather record and share others deaths. p
People have become numb about videos like it’s nothing for people to see real deaths as entertainment heartbreaking world we live in these days.
Good afternoon gentlemen! Hope yall are having a good day!
Yay I was like number 69!!!!
Hey guys, yay, I'm first to see you!! Hope you're having great days ❤
U see the show 1000 ways to die
Text podcast is take about TiK Tok?
#headless