I love Mr. Ballen. He is a great narrator. He makes his stories come alive. Using his well modulated voice, clear enunciations, emotes with hand gestures for emphasis and speaks with lively voice tones and pitches, great descriptions and explanations. He never speaks in a monotone. I can actually imagine and pictures clearly
First of all, your discription is a colorful, engaging and vibrant as Ballens story telling. Second and certainly not the least of which, your name, APPLEHEAD..... The scream I scrumpt😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love mrballens channel ❤️ he tells every story brilliant. I bet his children love his bedtime stories, as long as they are not horror stories lol, infact I know his kid's bedroom stories would be amazing fantasy stories, he should start writing children's story books but once upon a time and happily ever after stories.
@@Overstand100 No, it's not stolen content LOL 🤣🤣 This channel promotes MrBallen's material. The owner of the channel does not receive any money or benefits by promoting MrBallen. In fact, there are several UA-cam channels that promote MrBallen. If MrBallen didn't like these third party channels promoting his stories, he'd shut them down, which would be stupid! So, relax and enjoy the stories!! 😊
Oh, my...Just hearing these cave stories makes me feel so claustrophobic. I can't help but put myself in their position, crawling in a 10" high tunnel with rising water. Oh, my...😳😵
Quacks like a duck.. I remember a line in the movie "The Untouchables" 'Ness replies, 'Because I am a treasury officer. ' When Connery says okay and walks away, Costner says, ' Why would you turn away from someone with a gun, just because he claims to be a treasury officer and Connery says, 'Who would claim to be that, who wasn't? What I like about the channel is that they are ORGANIZED. I automatically (hit,smash,punch,SELECT) the LIKE button so I don't confuse an earlier edition when watching.. THAT is why it is nice to have them in Expanded Time content. Quacks like a duck and wears flannel.🦆🦆🦆
I really enjoy hearing him tell the stories. In the third story, it was most likely the Like Button who was the person running around the apartment and home.
This is why I don’t go through water caves as an adult. We used to go through an eight foot water tunnel all the time, but we suspect that as adults we wouldn’t fit and we’d be stuck.
Ive only ever had sleep paralysis twice in my life. To reiterate, ive never been diagnosed with any sleeping disorders. The first time was at my moms house, it wasnt scary at first. I had fallen asleep watching ghost adventures, when i kind of woke up but i couldnt move, i was lying on my back and i couldnt even hear the tv but i knew it was playing. I thought i saw my mother push my bedroom door open so i figured shed see me napping and come wake me up but this person just stared at me. So i rolled over and stared at my wall, i heard them come across my room and crawl into bed with me. But i wasnt scared. When i woke up i was felt confused and worried because no one was with me but the blankets were pulled back when i had slept on top of my blankets. I told my mom and she cleansed the house right after. The second time, i was actually in a trap house, if you dont know that is its essentially a party house, its usually trashed most of the time and usually drug addicts and hardcore party people stay there. So i fell asleep on the trap house couch with my fling at the time, he was pressed against the couch while i had been on the edge. The set up of this living room is weird so bare with me the first floor was actually raised off the ground because there was a basement sweet, so when you came into the house you had to go up a set of stairs to get to the main floor. Youre then met with the living room, a hallway to the right that leads to the bedrooms, and the kicthen is behind the living room seperated by a wall that acts as a structural support. So i pass out drunk on this couch. Im maybe genuinely asleep for an hour before i wake up. The first fucking thing i see is this woman standing at the entrance to the hallway. She looks like samara from the ring, long gross black hair a white dress thats all ripped up and shes super pale. Im thinking whatever this has happened before ill be fine. This lady then crawls up the wall onto the ceiling and crawls towards the kicthen where i hear her hit the floor and crawl across the hardwood until shes parallel to the couch on the floor. At this rate im thinking fuck this lady im going to roll and fall on top of her. So i muster all my strength to start rolling and as i clear the edge of the couch i see her face. Her eyes are black, iris is bright yellow. All around her eyes is black with black viens. Her lips were blue and her jaw unhinged like a snake and she screamed at me. I woke up pushing myself off the floor hyperventilating. I didnt sleep that night and right when i saw the sun start to rise i grabbed my stuff and left. I didnt even tell the guy on the couch what happened, i just left. I got home and i begged my mom to call grandma, because theres no way that was just sleep paralysis. Grandma told me whatever it was did attach to me and that she removed it, ive never had sleep paralysis again.
I've had them so much that I take medication to stop them. Amitriptyline. I've also had many lucid dreams, where the sleeper realizes they're asleep and can control their dreams. They're not what people might think. "Dream logic" still applies, and everything in the dream seems rudimentary and lacks detail. What I call dream logic is having the ability to control what you can do in the dream, but what you decide to do are things that you would not otherwise do if you had the ability while awake. In short, being aware you're dreaming and being conscious are not at all the same thing. The things you see while in sleep paralysis are not real. They're called hypnotic hallucinations. That you never had one again doesn't mean much. Most people don't have them, and many people just have one, and never have one again.
To all who listen to this stud Mr. Ballen, PLEASE smash the like button as he so comically requests to do so! I sometimes find myself so captivated with the story, I actually forget to hit the “like” button. Let’s make this guy even bigger!! 🙏🏽
I get sleep paralysis a lot, I wear a sleep mask so I thankfully haven't seen anything, but I do sense people standing next to my bed which is also terrifying.
Mr. Ballen, you have a pretty smile...js...anyways Ive always liked hearing your very detailed stories ever since I found you on Facebook...but question will you put the little things in your stories again, that we have to find and put the time stamp when we find it? That was pretty neat...anyways thank you for all your stories...
pretty sure that this channel is not actually connected to MrBallen. Someone just put his videos into hour long binge worthy videos. His official channel is MrBallen and this channel is Hourly. Most likely just a fan of MrBallen who made this channel.
SPIDERS. lots and lots of big black SPIDERS, on his clothes and hands...thousands of SPIDERS on the cave floor and walls -- spiders, spiders, and more spiders. Nightmare fuel !
When I experience sleep paralysis I can't move any part of my body. I can't even breathe. Scary thing to go through. When it happens the only way I can break out of it is i wait until i think i may have enough energy to jerk my body hard enough to move. Sometimes it takes a couple of tries but when i do it successfully i can move and breathe again. This has been happening to me periodically since I was a little kid.
@@Weird.Dreams Some are he sometimes includes real photo's of perps victims area of murders murder scene ( obviously without the body) But yeah a lot are just creepy pastas or made up
I've experienced paralizing nightmares like these and they are awful. I always call Jesus' name and the nightmares go away. Do you also dream of being chased, you try to escape or run away but move in super slow motion?
Sleep paralysis, don't get me started on that, been there done that, I've also had dreams where I'm trying to defend myself, but I can't move my arms quite right, it's like I can only hit like a little girl, lol
I can relate to what you're saying. I experienced this many years ago, like something was on my chest and wanted to get inside my body. I couldn't open my eyes but was in a half-sleep, half-awake state. I tried to call out but couldn't. Then I felt the blanket lift and even though I wasn't a Christian, I heard myself say with much effort, "In the name of Jesus go away." I heard an audible sigh as if 'it" had given up and was withdrawing. I never had the experience again.
That's not sleep paralysis, in south carolina we call that the hag. There is thousands of reports of that. And it's always a old lady holding you still. The second i heard it i knew what that was
Wouldn't you say the "Hag" causes the sleep paralysis? There experience of not being able to move while in a partial sleep state defines sleep paralysis
Crocogaters are truly apex predators. Even creature that are known to otherwise have no natural predators can end up as crocodile poop. Gorillas, for example. Even lions don't mess with those. Gorillas don't eat meat, and are not territorial because they take any area they want, although I'm sure all those baboons can be annoying. So there is little danger around them, being nothing is a threat to them ... unless they get too close to a crocogater. There are no known instances of a _gorilla_ killing a human, but a crocogater sees us as a deliciously sandwich ingredient. Some of these stories make me glad I don't swim, and don't keep many crocodiles around. I mean, sure - who doesn't have a few pet alligators? I mean, there is no danger of them biting your hand off once they've already bitten both hands off. It's called logic, people, even if wiping your butt becomes something of a challenge.
You know? Listening to this while I’m alone on the 6th floor, in the entire west wing of an empty building was not such a good idea. The footsteps in the story with the boys, literally sounded like they were coming from behind. 😂 and it doesn’t help that the lights are flickering either.
IN SLEEP PARALYSIS- if you just chill the F out, focus on controlling your breathing, once that calm comes back and you’re still in sleep paralysis you can do some really fvcking cool things. I’m not going to say. Discover for yourself 😜
NOT A LEGITIMATE MRBALLEN SITE! DO NOT LIKE OR SUBSCRIBE! GO TO MRBALLEN, MRBALLEN PODCASTS, OR MRBALLEN SHORTS. CHECK COPYRIGHT INFO! STOP TAKING THIS MAN'S WORK!!!
@@dianawatton7570 yeah, this is more like a promotional channel for his content out of Canada, MrBallen has over 7mil subs, this one has 20k so I think he'll be fine, I've already seen all of these episodes on his official channel, I just like the non-stop format of this channel
Angela, don't get your panties in a wad! This channel honors MrBallen! It doesn't do any harm to MrBallen. It is perfectly OK to like and subscribe. This helps spread MrBallen to more viewers. There are several sites that promote MrBallen's videos, such as TM Podcasts. So, don't get so upset, and you can take your CAPS lock off. 😊
These amazing stories are true stories...no one "writes" the stories except how MrBallen edits them for time formats. All his stories can be fact checked.
Ballen’s inability to say english words that have french origins correctly is going to make me stop listening. Cache is not caché Armoire is not Armoi Foyer sounds like FOYAY. Not FOYERRRR. Learn these simple friggin words! It really makes me feel he’s not so smart. It has never bugged me so much in my whole life ans I went to school with a bunch of english kids doing french, terrible accents, but these words ballen can’t pronounce are friggin english I’m sure he’s smart, clearly just not in english pronunciation! It’s going to make me end up murdered due to ear damage from his flawed English. Sigh
Imagine being so ignorant that one doesn't realize their is more than one way to pronounce a word. Go ask a brit and an American how to pronounce garage.
Fellow foot lover here again, Ladies listen I’m not this night Kevin, I just like a woman with cute feet because to me shows you take care of yourself. That’s what I love 🫠 these dudes just outta pocket asf taking it to the new level of weird
I love Mr. Ballen. He is a great narrator. He makes his stories come alive. Using his well modulated voice, clear enunciations, emotes with hand gestures for emphasis and speaks with lively voice tones and pitches, great descriptions and explanations. He never speaks in a monotone. I can actually imagine and pictures clearly
Really, greatest storyteller of our time.
First of all, your discription is a colorful, engaging and vibrant as Ballens story telling.
Second and certainly not the least of which, your name, APPLEHEAD..... The scream I scrumpt😂😂😂😂😂
This is a dodgy channel. Taking credit for Mr Ballen. If you truly liked John. You wouldn’t be on this UNAUTHORISED CHANNEL!!
I absolutely love mrballens channel ❤️ he tells every story brilliant. I bet his children love his bedtime stories, as long as they are not horror stories lol, infact I know his kid's bedroom stories would be amazing fantasy stories, he should start writing children's story books but once upon a time and happily ever after stories.
L
For real!
@@Overstand100 No, it's not stolen content LOL 🤣🤣
This channel promotes MrBallen's material. The owner of the channel does not receive any money or benefits by promoting MrBallen. In fact, there are several UA-cam channels that promote MrBallen. If MrBallen didn't like these third party channels promoting his stories, he'd shut them down, which would be stupid! So, relax and enjoy the stories!! 😊
Oh, come on. How dumb can you be? I guess it's the young age???
Oĺpp0 p
Awesome story teller. Instead of producing it in a book, he does so verbally. Love it.
Thanks Mr. B Great Stories!!👍🙏 Let's see what s Next ❤️
Oh, my...Just hearing these cave stories makes me feel so claustrophobic. I can't help but put myself in their position, crawling in a 10" high tunnel with rising water. Oh, my...😳😵
Same
Ditto😢😅
I know! Ten inches high? Don’t think I could fit half a butt cheek in there! Can’t imagine trying to cram my whole body in a crack like that.
Just found this channel and cause I’m late to the party so much to watch lol I love it ❤
Super fun binge experience. Love it!
@kristyleclair9877 yep those two words are always together...Bullan and binge. Lol
Welcome you will NOT be disappointed!!! Enjoy 🤗🤗🤗
You scared the crap out of me John ballin I love it keep them coming
@Hourly love 💗 you dude ( or dudette) YOU are owed a thank you for all your uploads!
Love your stories from Scotland
Quacks like a duck.. I remember a line in the movie "The Untouchables" 'Ness replies, 'Because I am a treasury officer. ' When Connery says okay and walks away, Costner says, ' Why would you turn away from someone with a gun, just because he claims to be a treasury officer and Connery says, 'Who would claim to be that, who wasn't? What I like about the channel is that they are ORGANIZED. I automatically (hit,smash,punch,SELECT) the LIKE button so I don't confuse an earlier edition when watching.. THAT is why it is nice to have them in Expanded Time content. Quacks like a duck and wears flannel.🦆🦆🦆
Looks like I'll be on a binge watching this channel.
Wow that first story is so unbelievable, but I didn't suspect John. Great story 👍
The very moment I hear the word cave, my pulse quickens.
Love listening to your stories....please continue... Love from Canada. 🤩
I very much enjoy listening to your stories. Your voice is calming. Thanks John Ballin aka: MrBallin ! 😊
“Abort code 6969”
How the Hell could anyone fall for that? 🙄
I really enjoy hearing him tell the stories. In the third story, it was most likely the Like Button who was the person running around the apartment and home.
This is why I don’t go through water caves as an adult. We used to go through an eight foot water tunnel all the time, but we suspect that as adults we wouldn’t fit and we’d be stuck.
First time i experienced sleep paralysis was terrifying. I couldn't move anything but my eyes. I had to force my body to move.
Oh no the creepy sleep paralasis 😮
I may never sleep again.
In the sleep paralysis story, you shouldn't sleep with a chair facing your bed. Or mirrors.
Why?
I'm scared
No you can, you need to pray to God before you sleep,to protect you from evil
yall are clueless the chairs and mirrors have nothing to do with it, yall are just separated from jesus christ
nice
Ive only ever had sleep paralysis twice in my life. To reiterate, ive never been diagnosed with any sleeping disorders. The first time was at my moms house, it wasnt scary at first. I had fallen asleep watching ghost adventures, when i kind of woke up but i couldnt move, i was lying on my back and i couldnt even hear the tv but i knew it was playing. I thought i saw my mother push my bedroom door open so i figured shed see me napping and come wake me up but this person just stared at me. So i rolled over and stared at my wall, i heard them come across my room and crawl into bed with me. But i wasnt scared. When i woke up i was felt confused and worried because no one was with me but the blankets were pulled back when i had slept on top of my blankets. I told my mom and she cleansed the house right after. The second time, i was actually in a trap house, if you dont know that is its essentially a party house, its usually trashed most of the time and usually drug addicts and hardcore party people stay there. So i fell asleep on the trap house couch with my fling at the time, he was pressed against the couch while i had been on the edge. The set up of this living room is weird so bare with me the first floor was actually raised off the ground because there was a basement sweet, so when you came into the house you had to go up a set of stairs to get to the main floor. Youre then met with the living room, a hallway to the right that leads to the bedrooms, and the kicthen is behind the living room seperated by a wall that acts as a structural support. So i pass out drunk on this couch. Im maybe genuinely asleep for an hour before i wake up. The first fucking thing i see is this woman standing at the entrance to the hallway. She looks like samara from the ring, long gross black hair a white dress thats all ripped up and shes super pale. Im thinking whatever this has happened before ill be fine. This lady then crawls up the wall onto the ceiling and crawls towards the kicthen where i hear her hit the floor and crawl across the hardwood until shes parallel to the couch on the floor. At this rate im thinking fuck this lady im going to roll and fall on top of her. So i muster all my strength to start rolling and as i clear the edge of the couch i see her face. Her eyes are black, iris is bright yellow. All around her eyes is black with black viens. Her lips were blue and her jaw unhinged like a snake and she screamed at me. I woke up pushing myself off the floor hyperventilating. I didnt sleep that night and right when i saw the sun start to rise i grabbed my stuff and left. I didnt even tell the guy on the couch what happened, i just left. I got home and i begged my mom to call grandma, because theres no way that was just sleep paralysis. Grandma told me whatever it was did attach to me and that she removed it, ive never had sleep paralysis again.
WOW!!! Glad it worked out well for you…that is absolutely CREEPY!!! 👻👻👻🛌🤗
I've had them so much that I take medication to stop them. Amitriptyline. I've also had many lucid dreams, where the sleeper realizes they're asleep and can control their dreams. They're not what people might think. "Dream logic" still applies, and everything in the dream seems rudimentary and lacks detail. What I call dream logic is having the ability to control what you can do in the dream, but what you decide to do are things that you would not otherwise do if you had the ability while awake. In short, being aware you're dreaming and being conscious are not at all the same thing.
The things you see while in sleep paralysis are not real. They're called hypnotic hallucinations. That you never had one again doesn't mean much. Most people don't have them, and many people just have one, and never have one again.
The spider story is my own personal hell
MESMERIZING..
I never saw that coming Mark needs help and John is Crazy
That story with John and Mark is crazy... I cannot believe anyone over the age of 10 would think that scam was remotely true... 😂
I know people who believe, the three world trade center buildings were polverized intto dust because two were Hit by a plane.
The story of John and Mark is sad on both boys’ parts😢
Oh hi Mark.
@@nekad2000.. 😂😂😂
Really?,please get help
The 50 foot window yikes 😬😳 I'll never be able to sleep tonight.
My husband is an a-hole. He told me this was a good compilation knowing I would unknowingly get to the spider story and freak out.
So horrible to exploit someone’s (especially a “loved one” 🤬🤬🤬
Phobia
To all who listen to this stud Mr. Ballen, PLEASE smash the like button as he so comically requests to do so! I sometimes find myself so captivated with the story, I actually forget to hit the “like” button. Let’s make this guy even bigger!! 🙏🏽
“Kidnap the like button cover them in honey, and then push them into the bear inclosure” - Mr Ballen
I get sleep paralysis a lot, I wear a sleep mask so I thankfully haven't seen anything, but I do sense people standing next to my bed which is also terrifying.
Pray to God to protect you, before going to bed,
The Spider story is THE worst for me. 😱😱😱😱
I am not scared of spiders! I did not get affected by that one!
Me too!!! EXTREMELY Arachniphobic!!! 🕷️🕸️🕷️
WOW 😲😳 the entrance to Hell 😮
Mr. Ballen, you have a pretty smile...js...anyways Ive always liked hearing your very detailed stories ever since I found you on Facebook...but question will you put the little things in your stories again, that we have to find and put the time stamp when we find it? That was pretty neat...anyways thank you for all your stories...
pretty sure that this channel is not actually connected to MrBallen. Someone just put his videos into hour long binge worthy videos. His official channel is MrBallen and this channel is Hourly. Most likely just a fan of MrBallen who made this channel.
She had to push her luck. Crocodiles 😮 oh no.
No caves. Not now, not ever. No way.
How sad He fell into the acidic hot springs ♨️😢
SPIDERS. lots and lots of big black SPIDERS, on his clothes and hands...thousands of SPIDERS on the cave floor and walls -- spiders, spiders, and more spiders. Nightmare fuel !
Oh Mark 🤦♀️😢
Jokes on you, plants thrive in humidity! 😜
Erm humidity requires water or steam...otherwise it's just dry heat
The abort code being 6969 just shows that they were fucking with him.
When I experience sleep paralysis I can't move any part of my body. I can't even breathe. Scary thing to go through. When it happens the only way I can break out of it is i wait until i think i may have enough energy to jerk my body hard enough to move. Sometimes it takes a couple of tries but when i do it successfully i can move and breathe again. This has been happening to me periodically since I was a little kid.
The 50 foot window yikes 😬😳 theres no way I'm sleeping tonight.
I can't with the first one..dudes feet pics 🤣
Dangit! No rocky outcroppings in these stories.
Another question, where do you find your stories at? You have so many with such good details...jw...
The 'Top 3 SCARIEST true stories' videos are from reddit, and not true.
@@Weird.Dreams Some are he sometimes includes real photo's of perps victims area of murders murder scene
( obviously without the body)
But yeah a lot are just creepy pastas or made up
I've experienced paralizing nightmares like these and they are awful. I always call Jesus' name and the nightmares go away. Do you also dream of being chased, you try to escape or run away but move in super slow motion?
Sleep paralysis, don't get me started on that, been there done that, I've also had dreams where I'm trying to defend myself, but I can't move my arms quite right, it's like I can only hit like a little girl, lol
I can relate to what you're saying. I experienced this many years ago, like something was on my chest and wanted to get inside my body. I couldn't open my eyes but was in a half-sleep, half-awake state. I tried to call out but couldn't. Then I felt the blanket lift and even though I wasn't a Christian, I heard myself say with much effort, "In the name of Jesus go away." I heard an audible sigh as if 'it" had given up and was withdrawing. I never had the experience again.
You should be praying to God when that happens ,Jesus(As) can't help you. Only God can
Sleep Paralysis sucks ass. I had a few episodes. Pretty sure it has to do with paranormal shit.
Why nobody watches the weather pattern before doing stuff like that
I love mr ballens stories but sometimes I wonder if there true stories or just creepy pasta..
That's not sleep paralysis, in south carolina we call that the hag. There is thousands of reports of that. And it's always a old lady holding you still. The second i heard it i knew what that was
Wouldn't you say the "Hag" causes the sleep paralysis? There experience of not being able to move while in a partial sleep state defines sleep paralysis
Lol it's not just South Carolina bro...the hag or succubus has been reported all around the world for centuries
I cant believe that the "abort code" was 6969 like thats a little obvious 💀💀💀
black widow spiders do not live in total darkness
And I don’t believe they live “communally” 🤗🤗🤗
one word, demonic.
Crocogaters are truly apex predators. Even creature that are known to otherwise have no natural predators can end up as crocodile poop. Gorillas, for example. Even lions don't mess with those. Gorillas don't eat meat, and are not territorial because they take any area they want, although I'm sure all those baboons can be annoying. So there is little danger around them, being nothing is a threat to them ... unless they get too close to a crocogater. There are no known instances of a _gorilla_ killing a human, but a crocogater sees us as a deliciously sandwich ingredient.
Some of these stories make me glad I don't swim, and don't keep many crocodiles around. I mean, sure - who doesn't have a few pet alligators? I mean, there is no danger of them biting your hand off once they've already bitten both hands off. It's called logic, people, even if wiping your butt becomes something of a challenge.
You know? Listening to this while I’m alone on the 6th floor, in the entire west wing of an empty building was not such a good idea. The footsteps in the story with the boys, literally sounded like they were coming from behind. 😂 and it doesn’t help that the lights are flickering either.
Dude you need to duck and cover. I see debris flying around in the dark clouds behind you. TORNADO! And these are scary stories!
Didn't know that they had flip flops in 1890 🤔
(The story about Yellowstone national park)
Yea sandals persay but same thing
😂😂😂😂😂😂
IN SLEEP PARALYSIS- if you just chill the F out, focus on controlling your breathing, once that calm comes back and you’re still in sleep paralysis you can do some really fvcking cool things. I’m not going to say. Discover for yourself 😜
Wow. Haven't had it for years though
Why would you keep something really cool like that a secret....
What like?
NOT A LEGITIMATE MRBALLEN SITE! DO NOT LIKE OR SUBSCRIBE! GO TO MRBALLEN, MRBALLEN PODCASTS, OR MRBALLEN SHORTS. CHECK COPYRIGHT INFO! STOP TAKING THIS MAN'S WORK!!!
If he looks like Mr Ballen, tells stories like him, sounds like him and is a genius, then it is MR. BALLEN!
@@dianawatton7570 yeah, this is more like a promotional channel for his content out of Canada, MrBallen has over 7mil subs, this one has 20k so I think he'll be fine, I've already seen all of these episodes on his official channel, I just like the non-stop format of this channel
Angela, don't get your panties in a wad! This channel honors MrBallen! It doesn't do any harm to MrBallen. It is perfectly OK to like and subscribe. This helps spread MrBallen to more viewers. There are several sites that promote MrBallen's videos, such as TM Podcasts. So, don't get so upset, and you can take your CAPS lock off. 😊
@@dianawatton7570they literally stole his videos. They’re on the actual Mr. Ballen channel
@@kaylawalentowski488 I'm sure he knows, and could put a stop to it, if he chose.
Complete bizarre sonetimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
Do some RESEARCH
SLEEP PARALYSIS IS NOTHING LIKE YOU SAY P!
So sad they all died
Holy sugarballs!
I feel Likei heard this one on the 1st episode
Yellowstone, can't legislate for stupidity!
CREEPY
What the....@ john's story
Mark dense AF. People need to raise their kids with better street smarts. I raise my kids not to believe shit, let people convince them with evidence.
No one could write these stories Amazing. Well, maybe Stephen King.
These amazing stories are true stories...no one "writes" the stories except how MrBallen edits them for time formats. All his stories can be fact checked.
@@shannonrutledge8872 agreed, that was my point.
I'm scared
Why do you tell people to do bad and cruel things killing someone's plants? Ect. I don't like your frog either
Distruction is not necessary
It's the like button. It's nit real. I guess stay away from fame of Thrones, dungeons and Dragons, and gta.
🦘🦘🦘
I can't listen to cave stories, even good ones
Ai generated video
Ballen’s inability to say english words that have french origins correctly is going to make me stop listening.
Cache is not caché
Armoire is not Armoi
Foyer sounds like FOYAY. Not FOYERRRR.
Learn these simple friggin words! It really makes me feel he’s not so smart. It has never bugged me so much in my whole life ans I went to school with a bunch of english kids doing french, terrible accents, but these words ballen can’t pronounce are friggin english
I’m sure he’s smart, clearly just not in english pronunciation!
It’s going to make me end up murdered due to ear damage from his flawed English. Sigh
Chill the heck out,he's a story teller not an English teacher.
Imagine being so ignorant that one doesn't realize their is more than one way to pronounce a word.
Go ask a brit and an American how to pronounce garage.
Fellow foot lover here again, Ladies listen I’m not this night Kevin, I just like a woman with cute feet because to me shows you take care of yourself. That’s what I love 🫠 these dudes just outta pocket asf taking it to the new level of weird
😂