The Eggnog Oil Autopsy.

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  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 17 днів тому +5554

    This video quickly turned into James taking out all his years of mechanic rage on a single engine, and I'm here for it

    • @Duda286
      @Duda286 17 днів тому +207

      i can feel how much rage was locked up inside him until the moment he laid his hands on that prybar

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 17 днів тому +151

      Euro car induced mechanic rage, I'd like to point out, seeing how James is professionally employed as a euro car mechanic

    • @spicytuna62
      @spicytuna62 17 днів тому +19

      I'm not even a mechanic, but I work on my cars from time to time, and I totally understand the rage.

    • @JordanManfrey
      @JordanManfrey 17 днів тому +35

      What Volkswagen does to a Mf

    • @reesewilliamson3346
      @reesewilliamson3346 17 днів тому +16

      Average experience working on a VAG product

  • @bagman017
    @bagman017 18 днів тому +4357

    "Since LAST YEAR" - Wade please

  • @PlayMadness
    @PlayMadness 17 днів тому +714

    Seeing the rare James face shot while he's walking across the shop with a fire axe and a huge smile. What a treasure.

    • @dopedeala666
      @dopedeala666 17 днів тому

      and hearing him laugh like a maniac, quite a rarity

    • @smoothjax
      @smoothjax 17 днів тому +66

      It makes you appreciate them more that he doesn't really include anything besides hands in his videos. The videos really aren't about the two dudes dinking around, they're about what those two dudes are dinking around WITH. This one, though? James evil grin time.

    • @realtundratrash
      @realtundratrash 17 днів тому +12

      6:54

  • @chrismorrison3298
    @chrismorrison3298 17 днів тому +304

    This video was soothing for all mechanics who have struggled on German cars on behalf of all of us we needed this

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 17 днів тому +10

      This is what I wish I could've done to my '02 Audi A4. This was properly cathartic.

    • @nou7401
      @nou7401 17 днів тому +3

      German cars: everybody hates em', nobody beats em'

  • @VanBourner
    @VanBourner 17 днів тому +505

    I love how this channel is basically Guantanamo Bay of the Cars movies.

    • @0xFreDi
      @0xFreDi 17 днів тому +5

      bruhh😆

    • @dominikwiebe5021
      @dominikwiebe5021 16 днів тому +12

      More like the saw movies

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 16 днів тому +6

      @@dominikwiebe5021 I say more like Hostel

    • @Timoth_666
      @Timoth_666 16 днів тому +1

      I’m waiting for Big Bob to appear.

    • @justcolday
      @justcolday 14 днів тому +1

      But the difference is that an interrogator has a goal to achieve (no matter how), while Wade making it for the process itself

  • @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society
    @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society 17 днів тому +1058

    10:21 new channel banner. Engine bits (removed with axe) soaking in pilk, on the floor. that's the spaghetti pocket situation for insane car people.

    • @peppers515
      @peppers515 17 днів тому +26

      Objectively correct answer.

    • @xanderwarwick9973
      @xanderwarwick9973 16 днів тому +11

      @@peppers515 idk, 12:33 is pretty great too

    • @RohAEn7149
      @RohAEn7149 16 днів тому +2

      666th like

    • @NSUGS
      @NSUGS 13 днів тому

      ​@@RohAEn7149
      Get

  • @tylererickson3687
    @tylererickson3687 17 днів тому +324

    “We’ve got a tool for this” into sharpening axe is a hilarious combo

  • @welfarewizard2473
    @welfarewizard2473 17 днів тому +91

    6:31 the cut from the dank man being upset about scratching the car to the engine being smashed with a sledgehammer is gold

  • @sparkiethedragon5164
    @sparkiethedragon5164 17 днів тому +113

    The vibe I get from this video is like those 'Destruction' vids you'd see on YT in the early 2010s

  • @oilybrakes
    @oilybrakes 17 днів тому +2315

    Reminder: this dude, for some reason, tries to fix the rotten, water damaged Mercedes.

    • @Drift_Potato402
      @Drift_Potato402 17 днів тому +46

      But it's the maker's fault.

    • @hw_driver5988
      @hw_driver5988 17 днів тому +173

      @@Drift_Potato402 the seller actually

    • @Drift_Potato402
      @Drift_Potato402 17 днів тому +36

      @@hw_driver5988 oh no I'm not blaming Merc, I'm saying what Wade has multiple times.

    • @VraerynDaDragon
      @VraerynDaDragon 17 днів тому +113

      Difference. The Mercedes has a decently powerful high level engine.
      The VW had a run of the mill nothing special i4.

    • @hw_driver5988
      @hw_driver5988 17 днів тому +14

      @VraerynDaDragon that's already destroyed

  • @scoovy9170
    @scoovy9170 18 днів тому +754

    "The Eggnog Oil Autopsy"
    Wade and James really have a doctorate in "Nuggetonomy"

    • @Floomatech
      @Floomatech 17 днів тому +10

      Nugatomy

    • @ozzelot3349
      @ozzelot3349 17 днів тому +11

      @@Floomatech Time to fill a nugget with nougat

    • @aero7535
      @aero7535 17 днів тому +1

      James's years of automotive experience really paid-off here

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 17 днів тому +1

      They also have one in “nuggropology” :P

  • @Errbrrr
    @Errbrrr 18 днів тому +1268

    I’ve waited a whole year for this, so hyped to see the damage

  • @StraightestDakregor
    @StraightestDakregor 17 днів тому +58

    6:13 This feels like the equivalent of a doctor bringing a chainsaw to the operating table for someone who had a car accident

    • @physicsunderstander4958
      @physicsunderstander4958 17 днів тому +10

      really it's more like a medical examiner using their rotary saw thing to cut a body open at the autopsy.

    • @zeanyt2372
      @zeanyt2372 17 днів тому +6

      Well, the first chainsaws were medical equipment.

    • @averin5193
      @averin5193 16 днів тому

      @@zeanyt2372for aiding in childbirth, if i recall correctly

  • @xpressmoon
    @xpressmoon 17 днів тому +95

    Thank you Chris Fix for the head gasket replacement tutorial. Very helpful.

  • @bredbaag
    @bredbaag 17 днів тому +1060

    9:16
    "we bought a tool for this"
    *cuts to james sharpening an axe*
    ah yes, only the highest quality equipmenmt for dank motors

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 17 днів тому +47

      The tool they bought was a belt sander, to sharpen the axe

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 17 днів тому +17

      ​@@OtakuUnitedStudio Shh, I like to imagine the axe was the tool as well 😅

    • @sethswheelhouse
      @sethswheelhouse 17 днів тому +12

      It's on par with James taking an angle grinder to a Gameboy. For sure.

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 17 днів тому +6

      What's an axe? That's a Sharp Hammer

    • @bredbaag
      @bredbaag 17 днів тому +3

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley who says they cant both be?

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 17 днів тому +1383

    I'm totally expecting someone to make a gif of James demolishing the car with his hammer & axe with the caption reading something like "Jiffylube when I need a headlight replacement" or some other auto-repair shop that wronged them
    Edit: I haven't shared them here just yet because UA-cam does NOT like comments that have external links, but I'll risk it just for y'all:
    drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ItuUFmM1a8IdeDnccJhUvThw4k9esbT4?usp=sharing

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 17 днів тому +48

      Sharper hammer

    • @ChocolateMilkConnoisseur
      @ChocolateMilkConnoisseur 17 днів тому +34

      how do i bookmark a comment

    • @thomas7529
      @thomas7529 17 днів тому +10

      With that green background, they could edit in a Jiffy Lube scene

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 17 днів тому +29

      Literally 4 hours after writing this: A friend of mine & member of a Doom mapping server I'm apart of just so happen to read my comment & made this exact gif
      He even applied the exact amount of speedup I was picturing in my head, absolute legend he is

    • @possibly_ben
      @possibly_ben 17 днів тому

      ​@@ChocolateMilkConnoisseur screenshot it

  • @AveragePootis
    @AveragePootis 17 днів тому +1241

    I think this was just James releasing pent up euro car anger

    • @sign_verken
      @sign_verken 17 днів тому +21

      More than euro cars causing that

    • @Da_Lego_man
      @Da_Lego_man 17 днів тому +7

      Must be why his face doesn’t show up that much he is so angry about euro cars all of the time

    • @LeighHenderson
      @LeighHenderson 17 днів тому +14

      It's his reward for having to work on the CLS

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 17 днів тому +7

      This was basically his therapy lol

    • @abnorc8798
      @abnorc8798 17 днів тому +7

      @@Thewaterspirit57 It's like when a bunch of people get together to smash up an old car, but for the more mechanically inclined.

  • @mileskosik472
    @mileskosik472 17 днів тому +718

    On a very old LTT video (single slot GTX Titan I believe), Linus described what they were doing as torture porn for nerds. This is torture porn for car enthusiasts.

    • @Matsumoto77
      @Matsumoto77 17 днів тому +13

      @@mileskosik472 correct

    • @actuallyasriel
      @actuallyasriel 17 днів тому +12

      Oh my God, I _remember_ that.

    • @adamismail2883
      @adamismail2883 17 днів тому +6

      Car Ero Guro

    • @rokuterra
      @rokuterra 12 днів тому

      Which video is this from specifically?

    • @mileskosik472
      @mileskosik472 12 днів тому

      @@rokuterra DIY single slot GTX Titan mod

  • @JossRickard
    @JossRickard 17 днів тому +34

    This is catharsis for all the awful VWs I've had to work on over the years. I wish I could have helped James. One axe hit for every DSG, every Mechatronic, every seized coilpack

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 17 днів тому +23

    7:04 - Feels like what the mechanic does to my car when I drop it off for service.

  • @4whomittolz846
    @4whomittolz846 17 днів тому +488

    You've found an unbelievable niche in the CarTuber market. Your complete and utter callous disregard for automobile health is incredibly entertaining.

    • @nigeltate7337
      @nigeltate7337 17 днів тому

      Garbage Time is the closest thing to Davidsfarm since the guy behind DF was outed as a perv. I love it.

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen 17 днів тому +1

      You've never watched GetAGrip Garage, then

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 17 днів тому +20

      In fairness, he has a great regard for automobile health, and when it is terminal, he helps speed the process along. True, it's through... unconventional means. But nonetheless, it is a noble thing.

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 18 днів тому +697

    Bro that piston in the thumbnail looks like a beef rib.

    • @user_data_missing
      @user_data_missing 17 днів тому +16

      I would totally eat that

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 17 днів тому +26

      VwRib is back on the menu bois

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili 17 днів тому +5

      @@user_data_missing Good source of iron, that.

    • @Cup_70
      @Cup_70 17 днів тому +1

      tastes like it too

    • @jbutler8585
      @jbutler8585 17 днів тому +1

      Ribs! That's what'll fix it! Just toss some ribs in there for the car to eat along with the pilk and eggnog, give it a nice new year's dinner and it'll be all working again.

  • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
    @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 18 днів тому +399

    1:18 i love the childish caveman noises from both

    • @maxpower7649
      @maxpower7649 17 днів тому +9

      Omg yes

    • @KOSMOS1701A
      @KOSMOS1701A 17 днів тому +16

      yeah, i started laughing along with them XD

    • @cavemann_
      @cavemann_ 17 днів тому +4

      Me especially

    • @simonbauer83
      @simonbauer83 17 днів тому +17

      Beaves and Butthead

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 17 днів тому +16

      they're just australian

  • @CommanderNoob
    @CommanderNoob 16 днів тому +5

    This is the most horrific liveleak video of any automobile I've ever seen. The lot of you lads are the CARtel. Absolutely devastating.

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 17 днів тому +28

    I stumbled across part one by accident... went "IS THAT WADE?" googled it and promptly deleted my comment. Now I'm back as a subscriber because any insane thing Wade wants to do, I'm here for. Also, CASHIES!!!!

  • @arcanealchemist3190
    @arcanealchemist3190 18 днів тому +346

    i havent seen this channel since 2024, glad to finally see signs of life

    • @nurtington
      @nurtington 17 днів тому +18

      the first video since last year, it's been so long

    • @HughRussell06
      @HughRussell06 17 днів тому +3

      Ikr, it’s been ages

  • @Matsumoto77
    @Matsumoto77 17 днів тому +451

    Im a VW owner, my parents only ever owned VW-Audi-Porsche cars for the last 25 years and I worked in a VW dealer as a parts advisor…
    It took me several minutes to work up the courage to open this video, and there is a real chance I wont finish it
    EDIT AFTER WATCHING: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    • @bugdrvr
      @bugdrvr 17 днів тому +132

      I'm a Porsche mechanic and seeing the way they overcame the over complicated removal process of the various bits warmed my heart.

    • @quarantinetherustgod
      @quarantinetherustgod 17 днів тому +16

      @@bugdrvr Overcame with an axe

    • @FabiaLp
      @FabiaLp 17 днів тому +12

      @@bugdrvr if changing teh spark plugs takes longer than 20 minutes WITH ONE STUCK! it is a bad design of an engine. Periot

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima 17 днів тому

      My last car was a VW. I wish we hadn’t traded it in so I could do this to it. It was a great car… when it wasn’t breaking itself because I didn’t service it every 3-6 months

    • @Haikkari
      @Haikkari 17 днів тому +5

      As a previous long time VW owner and a current Škoda owner, I feel your pain. Oh god the pain.

  • @BRC_Del
    @BRC_Del 17 днів тому +112

    This quickly devolved into the most terrifying side of James and I did NOT know he held such power.
    Proud to be a floatie.

  • @Nebaus
    @Nebaus 17 днів тому +20

    5:14 "Only a spoonful" energy right here

  • @CrazyChemistPL
    @CrazyChemistPL 17 днів тому +87

    Disassembling this former engine with a giant pry/crowbar is actually very in line with road safety and social consciousness. It makes sure no one tries to reuse any of these parts ever again.

  • @lindabork6542
    @lindabork6542 17 днів тому +171

    this isn't an autopsy, this is a desecration

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 17 днів тому +21

      It's basically a death metal album cover, but for car enthusiasts

    • @webshows12
      @webshows12 17 днів тому +1

      It's more of a butchering for me

    • @dnebdal
      @dnebdal 16 днів тому

      A ritual relative of how you stake a vampire.

  • @Toradoshi12
    @Toradoshi12 17 днів тому +272

    Who could have imagined that making scrambled eggs in your engine would make it explode.

    • @FailRaceFan
      @FailRaceFan 17 днів тому +23

      Thanks YT for making a link to "scrambled eggs". I didn't know they were a thing... Now I'm hungry.

    • @StraightestDakregor
      @StraightestDakregor 17 днів тому +3

      Honestly I'm surprised the whole thing didn't throw pieces of motor all around the garage when it broke, it went out pretty quietly taking into consideration how much damage there was

    • @Toradoshi12
      @Toradoshi12 17 днів тому +1

      @ yeah I’d expect a piston to get a bit frisky and make its own speed hole in the hood of the car.

    • @jbutler8585
      @jbutler8585 17 днів тому +1

      @@StraightestDakregor Ultra-high viscosity burnt eggnog saves the gang from shrapnel.

  • @computergameminecraft
    @computergameminecraft 17 днів тому +6

    After watching James take apart cars carefully for so long, seeing him go wild with the hammer and crowbar was FANTASTIC

  • @AnonToast
    @AnonToast 17 днів тому +6

    Masterful application of percussive maintenance, I tip my hat to James

  • @bassguitarbill
    @bassguitarbill 17 днів тому +133

    Wade fixing the free car two years ago: "it's so valuable to have an actual working car"
    James now: *approaching this car with a Steel Axe*

  • @The1Goby
    @The1Goby 17 днів тому +158

    "We bought a tool for this!"
    *SHARPENS AXE WITH A BELT SANDER*

  • @Ari_VioletValues
    @Ari_VioletValues 17 днів тому +102

    this is literally a multiple organ failure autopsy

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 17 днів тому +12

      Total Organ Explosion Syndrome (TOES)

  • @qbmac2306
    @qbmac2306 17 днів тому +5

    James going American Psycho on the engine bay is how I imagine the standard customer at U-Pull-It gets their parts.

  • @iadorexyou
    @iadorexyou 17 днів тому +8

    this gives me so much anxiety, i feel like i need to go cuddle my car and fill up some quality oil

  • @Frogmire_
    @Frogmire_ 17 днів тому +177

    tools that every good mechanic needs:
    wood axe, sledgehammer, small pry bar, big pry bar, pilk jug, nog crate
    thank you so much for finally talking about the side of the industry we never see!!! i knew those pesky mechanics had hidden techniques!

    • @SmolPotatowo
      @SmolPotatowo 17 днів тому +8

      Hey if you don't have a hammer a wood axe can be a good alternative! I used one to get my stuck wheels off! Just make sure you don't uh... accidentally use the wrong side on your tires.

  • @thetechbin401
    @thetechbin401 17 днів тому +234

    I've never seen James this happy

    • @pibyte
      @pibyte 17 днів тому +21

      He get's to use the axe! And the extra big crowbar!

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 17 днів тому +8

      @@pibyte And against something thats probably caused him a lot of pain: engines. Like how if you gave a sledgehammer to a computer support tech, or software dev

    • @indianboy0453
      @indianboy0453 17 днів тому

      German cars are a special sort of mechanic hell. Anybody who's worked on them will feel giggly with excitement at the prospect of sledgehammering the engine apart.

  • @EndieTV
    @EndieTV 17 днів тому +99

    Loved the part where Wade went “It’s Garbage Time” and then James axed, smashed, and pried the fucking engine to beyond recognition

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 17 днів тому +23

    1:26 Beavis and Butthead moment, but I can't say I didn't join in immediately

  • @BlenderAnimations246
    @BlenderAnimations246 17 днів тому +4

    Thank you so much for making these amazing videos! These really make my day and give me something to look forward to. Wish the best for you and James!

  • @constantinos2993
    @constantinos2993 17 днів тому +95

    Ready for facebook marketplace.
    Lightly used, unfinished project car, deserves a loving home

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 17 днів тому +17

      "Ran when parked." Technically it's true. They blew it up after it was parked for the last time!

    • @constantinos2993
      @constantinos2993 17 днів тому

      @@fredygump5578 one lady owner

    • @fiddlestickjones
      @fiddlestickjones 17 днів тому +9

      No low ballin, I know what I got

  • @gamemeister27
    @gamemeister27 18 днів тому +93

    I know it's normal to overindulge during the holidays, but I think that many bottles of eggnog would have killed a person, much less a car.

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 17 днів тому +6

      Tbf tho people cant drink oil. If i drank the amount of oil that car drank eggnog, i wouldve died a lot sooner

  • @efemesutklc2347
    @efemesutklc2347 17 днів тому +136

    07:05 The mechanic that my friend told me that it's cheaper.

  • @yoimmablob
    @yoimmablob 14 днів тому +2

    Genuinely educational, like ChubbyEmu for cars. I've always had a generic knowledge of how cars worked from watching my dad work on them in the driveway, but you can never really understand until you see some guys chuck foodstuffs in it til it stops working and bash it apart with heavy implements

  • @Atenza5
    @Atenza5 17 днів тому +8

    To think that there are engines that will naturally do this with fastidious maintenance and no abuse is concerning

  • @VelhaHH
    @VelhaHH 18 днів тому +150

    the engine egglocked

  • @mrdingus11
    @mrdingus11 17 днів тому +139

    Take it to a repair shop and ask what’s wrong

  • @gydo1942
    @gydo1942 17 днів тому +103

    that was NOT the teardown i was expecting LOL. Thanks for letting us see inside that engine, or whatever is left of it. I was surprised how well it held up, that makes me feel a bit more confident in my own 1.6 MK4 LOL

  • @Vespuchian
    @Vespuchian 17 днів тому +1

    "This isn't a motor, it's a boat anchor" is a beautifully descriptive line.

  • @racerman9452
    @racerman9452 17 днів тому +1

    The duality of man really shows after watching jameskii literally almost cry when his yugo cracked a head to watching wade and james literally die of laughter while doing thousands of dollars worth of damage to a golf

  • @lukeanderson7749
    @lukeanderson7749 17 днів тому +35

    James decided to turn this VW into his own personal rage room - truly spectacular content

  • @jertz_tv8238
    @jertz_tv8238 17 днів тому +59

    After 3 years of James patiently working on these cars, maybe skipping the occasional step or two, he’s finally snapped.

  • @MARCCHEWKAIYONG
    @MARCCHEWKAIYONG 17 днів тому +207

    "No damage to the body" when you already mangled the whole engine is insane

    • @oilybrakes
      @oilybrakes 17 днів тому +38

      Altoooough, usually you would want to go for a good body and bad engine and not vice versa.
      Replacing the engine is cheaper and easier than repairing rotten frames, doors and fenders.

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 17 днів тому +5

      I wonder what they're gonna put in it

    • @air9710
      @air9710 17 днів тому +6

      @@gamemeister27I hope they put a Niki motor in it idk why

    • @alomac8976
      @alomac8976 17 днів тому +1

      "mangled" is an understatement

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 17 днів тому

      The body of the car is absolute mint, chassis, suspension and all, but the driveline is the issue (engine, gearbox).

  • @kackers
    @kackers 17 днів тому +1

    I don't think I've ever seen someone take a sledgehammer to an engine, let alone give up on that and then bring out an AXE

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 17 днів тому +2

    I love how at the beginning you two are just giggling like gremlins at the cracked oil pan.
    You know what, this is why I love your videos, it's just two best mates having fun doing stuff no one else would dare to do.
    Keep it up!

  • @fadededed
    @fadededed 17 днів тому +57

    the little smile james had when he picked up the axe

    • @Drift_Potato402
      @Drift_Potato402 17 днів тому +3

      He's the sole reason I still watch this channel.

    • @peppers515
      @peppers515 17 днів тому +1

      @@Drift_Potato402what an odd thing to say.

    • @Drift_Potato402
      @Drift_Potato402 17 днів тому

      @@peppers515 not at all actually. Many times someone loses interest in a channel/show as a whole but is held watching when a specific character (James in this case) is still there.

  • @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
    @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 17 днів тому +40

    I know damn well that poor engine is beyond saving, yet I couldn’t stop myself from wincing when James started wrecking havoc on -the manifold- everything with a pry bar & sledge hammer!

  • @AlphaSpaceIndustries
    @AlphaSpaceIndustries 17 днів тому +64

    0:26 its a Chihuahua m8

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 14 днів тому +2

    9:20 "we bought a tool for this"
    AXE GRINDING NOISES

  • @aaronevans7006
    @aaronevans7006 17 днів тому +1

    love how you showed more shots of James' face in this one so we can see his absolute GLEE in carefully dismantling the engine 😆

  • @PurpleTurtle-t4q
    @PurpleTurtle-t4q 17 днів тому +48

    they nailed the Resident Evil 7 aesthetic on that engine

  • @Mobile_Dom
    @Mobile_Dom 17 днів тому +50

    i love how much disrespect the golf gets vs the goober

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike 17 днів тому +22

      Because the goober is an actual car and not an overly complicated real life car mechanic simulator DLC.

    • @minecraftzocker272
      @minecraftzocker272 17 днів тому +2

      @@hyperturbotechnomike Golf 4 hate will not be tolerated.

  • @nicolyssa
    @nicolyssa 17 днів тому +77

    My personal favorite highlights include:
    “HE JUST SCRATCHED THE CAR!”
    “Do you want me to get a bigger one?”
    “IT’S RAINING PILK!”
    “According to the manual ‘pry it loose gently’” & aggressive banging.
    “We bought a tool for this.” James sharping an axe with unhinged glee.
    A cracked piston next to a pilk piston
    Air filter being used as a sponge for pilk spill
    “This is a visual metaphor for stress.”
    A journey. Absolutely bloody brillant, gents! Thank you for sharing!!

  • @GreenDog3
    @GreenDog3 16 днів тому +1

    Viewer from the James Channel here, glad to see James brings his unhinged energy to cars, too.

  • @LordofDiamondsMetal
    @LordofDiamondsMetal 16 днів тому +1

    5:42 the fact that Wade's mind went to "witch" and not "shlong" with that sight is a true testament to how dedicated he is to keeping his content family friendly

  • @usamaibnladin5643
    @usamaibnladin5643 17 днів тому +57

    "The Eggnog Oil Autopsy" sound straight out of Kitchen Nightmares

  • @franminanicollier9431
    @franminanicollier9431 17 днів тому +18

    One of my favorite things about this channel is that it's also educational. You can tell someone what different parts of a car do, but there's no better way to illustrate how those parts interact with each other than to completely bork the engine and see what happens. Back when you put Nutella into the Goober, I learned so much about cars and how they work, and in such a hilarious way. You're doin a public service even if you don't know you are.

  • @APinkFuneral
    @APinkFuneral 17 днів тому +19

    A lifetime of hate for bad vehicles, all captured in a stunning 13 minute long documentary

  • @therodentestcat
    @therodentestcat 13 днів тому +2

    that's gore of my comfort car-acter

  • @airybuilder1454
    @airybuilder1454 17 днів тому +2

    When they saw all the broken bits, it all decended into "Car"Nage

  • @Mr_Jumbles
    @Mr_Jumbles 17 днів тому +35

    Once again a Nug crying out in pain as Wade and James maniacly giggle in the background.

    • @mattBLACKpunk
      @mattBLACKpunk 17 днів тому +9

      Don't think this one is still crying, maybe some of the gases escaping from the bloated corpse caused that sound

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 17 днів тому +3

      Except that all the other Nugs survived their initiation.

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 17 днів тому +1

      There is no crying from this one, this thing is LONG dead.

  • @HSAFrogy
    @HSAFrogy 17 днів тому +15

    James taking a sledge to that intake seemed so cathartic, like years of frustration at weird engineering and shit "new" parts all came out in that moment.

  • @hobpie
    @hobpie 17 днів тому +34

    6:38 is actually the VAG factory manual procedure for valve cover removal.

  • @kobeburford990
    @kobeburford990 17 днів тому +1

    Love how i randomly found this channel an now I can’t stop watching. I’m not complaining tho been in the hospital last few days and these videos just helpin time fly

  • @nesty2975
    @nesty2975 17 днів тому +1

    For throwing 2 rods , nearly ejecting one, and running on 2 cylinders it held up amazingly well at the end of its run

  • @el7440
    @el7440 17 днів тому +19

    james must love this job so much, dankpods lets you go ape on a car engine what could be better for a mechanic

  • @rump438
    @rump438 17 днів тому +18

    I love how getting successful on UA-cam as an Australian literally always leads to the goblin channel where they do horrid shit to cars and cackle the entire time.

    • @nigeltate7337
      @nigeltate7337 17 днів тому +2

      What are the other Australian goblin channels?

  • @TS_69420
    @TS_69420 17 днів тому +59

    5:26 *pulls out comically large pry bar*

    • @Charalspirals2
      @Charalspirals2 17 днів тому +5

      That's no pry bar.....that's a persuasion rod.😂

    • @devinmcleod3395
      @devinmcleod3395 17 днів тому +10

      That's the bar that was used to pry the mountains into valleys.

    • @Charalspirals2
      @Charalspirals2 17 днів тому +1

      @@devinmcleod3395 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prongs8488
    @prongs8488 17 днів тому +4

    The jump cut from "Why is there pilk on the floor?" to a hacksaw sitting in the gore of the engine bay is pure comedy.

  • @dudeguy96585589
    @dudeguy96585589 17 днів тому +1

    My 2000 Jeep Cherokee threw a rod this last summer. I couldn't stop going because of reasons, but luckily my brother managed to save it from the dirt hotel parking lot I had it towed to. This holiday break, we just successfully replaced the entire engine with one he found on facebook marketplace. We completely rebuilt it and installed it, and it is now running better than ever.
    The new engine had to get rebuild because for whatever reason the inline six 4.0 from 2000 have really weak and crappy casts on the piston heads. It is why the previous one blew up, so we are preventing this other one from blowing up by replacing them with tougher aftermarket ones.
    Getting Jeeparoo running again may have been the best feeling I have received in the past entire year.
    Only error I'm getting now is a bad O2 sensor, probably from the engine exploding and sending oil out the exhaust. And the catalytic converter is rattling now, so the honeycomb is probably f'ed. Probably from the oil again. But those are cheap enough, and will be replaced in due time.

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 17 днів тому +13

    I don't know why I thought they were going to try to rebuild the engine with the bits that were already in it, up until the monster crowbar made an appearance...

  • @patrick1020000
    @patrick1020000 17 днів тому +17

    There's a classic Weird Twitter post by Wint from 2013 that reads:
    'i can infer that the owner of this car with "Wade" painted on the hood is either named "Wade" or enjoys the word "wade" for personal reasons'
    I hope you like it

    • @vscythe_
      @vscythe_ 17 днів тому +1

      dril is a world's heritage treasure

  • @CraftMechanicYT
    @CraftMechanicYT 17 днів тому +7

    "We bought a tool for this" and then cutting to grinding the axe on a belt sander is the funniest thing I've seen this year

  • @marvinholden1425
    @marvinholden1425 4 дні тому +1

    What if you just use eggs. No nog, just straight eggs, lol. A bit of a scramble to the finish line, lol.

  • @guitarheromoose8445
    @guitarheromoose8445 17 днів тому +5

    6:50 that is a very happy james

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 17 днів тому +12

    The worst gore in this video might be what James is doing to that poor axe

  • @chainsaw_nightrider
    @chainsaw_nightrider 17 днів тому +20

    James is getting to live out every mechanics dream

  • @Dackadoe
    @Dackadoe 17 днів тому +41

    You know it's bad when the carbonated milk looks better than the oil 🤮

  • @isaacsorensen8377
    @isaacsorensen8377 11 днів тому +1

    That golf's color is one of my favorite. My grandma has an 01 new beetle in the same color. She doesn't use eggnog as her oil or pilk as coolant though lol

  • @ixenvire
    @ixenvire 17 днів тому +1

    Having just finished taking 3 weeks to replace the head on a 14.9l detroit semi truck, I'm so glad I wasnt given *THAT* stuff to try and "repair"

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 17 днів тому +10

    Today we learned: Don't glue an engine together from the inside

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 17 днів тому +2

      Now I wanna see an engine run with Elmer's glue as oil

  • @chupathingy5862
    @chupathingy5862 17 днів тому +9

    8:50 RAINING PILK! FROM A LACERATED NUGG!

    • @yaboiminecraff
      @yaboiminecraff 17 днів тому +2

      I accidentally read that as lactated and I'm sticking with that

    • @chupathingy5862
      @chupathingy5862 15 днів тому

      "Sorry, I can't come with you to the Slayer concert, I'm currently lactating pilk."

  • @eggysauce
    @eggysauce 18 днів тому +68

    THE NOGGET

  • @MARCCHEWKAIYONG
    @MARCCHEWKAIYONG 18 днів тому +31

    Why does the engine struggling as it grasps to it's last bit of life sound like clucking hens 💀💀

  • @OhHeyyDan
    @OhHeyyDan 17 днів тому +1

    Looking forward to another year of great content. Keep up the awesome work, guys!

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 14 днів тому +1

    0:43 This was equivocal to visiting your doctor to check up on your dad, and he proceeds to pull out a shattered rib.