Joker VS The Girls - All Intro Dialogues | INJUSTICE 2

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  • @fastkat7
    @fastkat7 7 років тому +95

    Joker:Did you miss me
    Harley:I didn't go to your funeral
    Joker:Why not
    Harley:You asked me to plan it and I didn't

  • @dr.syndicate4754
    @dr.syndicate4754 7 років тому +194

    0:36 catwoman: harley not your pet joker
    the joker: you're right she's my possession
    catwoman: It's time I steal her from you
    I'll let catwoman rescue harley quinn, not gonna let poison ivy do the job especially when she tried to hurt harley.

    • @alexgarth4780
      @alexgarth4780 7 років тому +7

      She gives as good as she gets.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 років тому +9

      Brock Rushing Harley and Ivy are cannon though.

  • @texmexan
    @texmexan 7 років тому +102

    I just realize that joker started all of this

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 років тому +29

      Matt Murdock He turned a noble hero into a tyrant and caused all of the events that have occurred after that.

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 7 років тому +15

      Matt Murdock Plot twist: Batman really started this as he created the Joker.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 7 років тому +11

      The one that killed Batman's parents is the real cause.

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 7 років тому +10

      Eric Garcia The parents of the man who killed Batman's parents are the cause.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 7 років тому +5

      it may start some crazy time shit

  • @2012toonami
    @2012toonami 7 років тому +39

    7:59 He makes a good argument.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 7 років тому +87

    4:05
    Joker: **I had a crush on you in junior high.**
    Poison Ivy: **You wouldn't have a chance in hell.**
    #roasted
    #REKT

  • @four2773
    @four2773 7 років тому +91

    Curiousuty killed the cat
    and Superman killed the joker
    bruh... she went there

    • @kingi-sick2485
      @kingi-sick2485 6 років тому

      Actually its
      Curiosity kills cats
      And supermen kills jokers

    • @eliainati3268
      @eliainati3268 2 роки тому

      @@kingi-sick2485 and it is a Good burn

  • @ianrocco8453
    @ianrocco8453 7 років тому +232

    What can I say the Jokers a real lady killer. 😎

    • @EternalStorm796
      @EternalStorm796 7 років тому +44

      Ian Rocco
      tsk...talk about a killing joke.

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 7 років тому

      EternalStorm796 Ha!

    • @OFFlClALYOUTUBE
      @OFFlClALYOUTUBE 7 років тому +1

      Ian Rocco what a joke it almost caused a death in the family

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 7 років тому +1

      William Tadeo lol I'm going to steal that from you. 😅

  • @yungnfresh22
    @yungnfresh22 7 років тому +39

    "cant make puddin without breakin a few leg" savage af

  • @romanfigueroa5355
    @romanfigueroa5355 7 років тому +31

    since this joker is just a hallucination summoned by fear gas, its crazy how he still has a hold on everyone even in death

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 років тому +2

      Roman Figueroa people as violently psychotic as him often leave a permanent mark in a sane (or in this case not so sane) humans mind.

  • @johnnygat2383
    @johnnygat2383 7 років тому +78

    0:23
    Joker: Batman's lesser half...
    Catwoman: Harley's abusive ex.
    Joker: She gave as good as she got.
    Lol, Joker's a dick.

  • @dracosamm
    @dracosamm 7 років тому +61

    Vixen: calling you an animal is an insult to animals
    BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pjcastaneda5927
    @pjcastaneda5927 7 років тому +50

    "In this story, Beauty kills the Beast."
    Says the one with the giant fucking vine lifting her down

  • @littlepanckes3857
    @littlepanckes3857 7 років тому +18

    harley: your times up missta J
    joker: Harley! you wouldnt hurt meee
    harley: can't make puddin without breaking a few legs
    Damn harley 😂

  • @Halloweenman33
    @Halloweenman33 7 років тому +14

    With the God skin and the top hat, the Joker kind of looks like Gentleman Ghost from a distance

  • @mannatreats664
    @mannatreats664 2 роки тому +2

    I like how it explicitly states that Joker and Ivy teamed up before....they sound borderline like their hate flirting.

  • @klillym1461
    @klillym1461 7 років тому +5

    "Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back." The complete quote.

  • @leohughes8082
    @leohughes8082 7 років тому +4

    Wow Joker had a crush on Catwoman, Supergirl, Poison Ivy and Wonder Woman in junior high

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 років тому +8

    The Joker: You really do expect this to be a cakewalk
    Cheetah: I'll make quick work of this hunt
    The Joker: At least you'll die laughing

  • @deadpooljr13
    @deadpooljr13 7 років тому +8

    "Me thinks the canary doth protest 2 much" lmaoo.

  • @fsg1912
    @fsg1912 7 років тому +29

    joker is a funny he don't give no fucks lol

  • @Tracks777
    @Tracks777 7 років тому +2

    Brilliant work! Keep it up!

  • @petfish3454
    @petfish3454 7 років тому +18

    Harley scared the sh*t out of me at the end.

  • @ioszeged7274
    @ioszeged7274 6 років тому +4

    😂
    'I had a crush on you in juniour high'
    supergirl: 'I just Got here"
    I'm dead lol

  • @SarujinieUras
    @SarujinieUras 7 років тому +4

    There are no redeeming qualities to Wonder Woman in this universe, but her lines with Joker were all gold

  • @michaelbrent854
    @michaelbrent854 7 років тому +29

    Joker too abusive for any lady.

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 7 років тому +10

      Michael Brent Not for the masochist ladies. Joker himself is a masochist. It's why he enjoys Batman beating the hell about him.

    • @imamystery2810
      @imamystery2810 7 років тому +4

      *Joker has a weird fetish for Batman beating the fuck out of him*

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 7 років тому +2

      Kingoflive466 gaming She is. Especially in this game.

  • @theplayer6483
    @theplayer6483 7 років тому +7

    joker : still got 9 lives do you?
    lol

  • @baronessofffe142
    @baronessofffe142 7 років тому +3

    That jokers just a halinciton summoned by fear gas

  • @deadpoolwrestler7179
    @deadpoolwrestler7179 7 років тому +4

    5:04 its true, that's not going to work because, he's dead.

  • @knightfallprotocol
    @knightfallprotocol 7 років тому +4

    0:58 is he referring to when he cut his face off and stapled it back on?

  • @whatwhat98
    @whatwhat98 7 років тому +9

    I all but gift wrapped your boyfriend. He's not wrong

  • @TheReaper-jc6gs
    @TheReaper-jc6gs 7 років тому +3

    "I would kiss"
    "I would prefer some rough housing"
    (Insert lenny face here)

  • @sunitaghariya6516
    @sunitaghariya6516 6 років тому +3

    I am here only for Harley anybody as

  • @coreysmith6234
    @coreysmith6234 7 років тому +4

    I love joker

  • @julimarquez8893
    @julimarquez8893 7 років тому +2

    she waste so many bats after that harley

  • @christopherhaydon5991
    @christopherhaydon5991 7 років тому +1

    JOKER IS THE Jolly Jester of Genocide, what Did u expect?!

  • @christhexenomorphking9251
    @christhexenomorphking9251 5 років тому +2

    I kinda wish poison ivy would have said something about harley

  • @BigBossIvan
    @BigBossIvan 3 роки тому

    “I’ll put the fun in your funeral”
    🤣😂😂 that was amazing

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 7 років тому +5

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Joker vs the boys

    • @SMGxPrincess
      @SMGxPrincess  7 років тому +1

      Alexander Wells ua-cam.com/video/nv5MAcMDfbA/v-deo.html This is one that's similiar.

  • @talrasjones6509
    @talrasjones6509 7 років тому +16

    How come catwoman and cheetah are not friends

    • @bdm_m1439
      @bdm_m1439 7 років тому +6

      Keelan Barron Catwoman had the first comic appearance

    • @ThreeEyedPea
      @ThreeEyedPea 7 років тому +2

      Talras Jones Other than them both having cat themes, why would they be?

    • @Roberto-fd6dg
      @Roberto-fd6dg 5 років тому +1

      Because Catwoman is with Batman and Cheetah is working with the Society.

  • @biwnzixebrxb4786
    @biwnzixebrxb4786 3 роки тому

    7:58 Joker sums up the entirety of the Wonder Woman

  • @ryanplays5744
    @ryanplays5744 7 років тому +1

    Best. Joker. Ever.

  • @Metalman200xdamnit
    @Metalman200xdamnit 5 років тому

    Joker kind of reminds me of the Hi-Hats in the videogame,The Warriors. The color reminds me of their lieutenants.

  • @itmustbelove08
    @itmustbelove08 7 років тому

    Love this concept. Very cool

  • @DestEdits
    @DestEdits 7 років тому +11

    Cat Woman-"Harleys abusive ex" Joker-"she GAVE as good as she GOT" is that a sex joke or am I dirty minded?

    • @g21sgu70
      @g21sgu70 7 років тому

      xDestEdits you're dirty minded 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thedlcpack3756
    @thedlcpack3756 7 років тому +3

    Why Mr j look like the gentlemen ghost

  • @bluelightning627
    @bluelightning627 7 років тому +1

    Joker: "I had a crush on you in high school"
    Super Girl: " i just got here"
    Lol gotta get em young i suppose 😂

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 2 роки тому +1

      Joker a freak bro. Supergirl is basically a teenager and she just got there.

  • @code212
    @code212 5 років тому

    "As my new mall, you'll do nicely!"

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 7 років тому +2

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Mr. Freeze intros

  • @rubycook6638
    @rubycook6638 6 років тому +2

    My DeAr

  • @TheJotaroKujo
    @TheJotaroKujo 6 років тому +1

    7:04 my favourite pick up line for feminists.

  • @Native_Beats_
    @Native_Beats_ 7 років тому +1

    That's a scary ass knife!

  • @girardwhiting2086
    @girardwhiting2086 7 років тому +2

    when I hear Harleys voice I hear toot from drawn together and ferra/torr from mortal kombat. is it the same person?

    • @afroman9541
      @afroman9541 7 років тому +3

      Girard Whiting Yeah. They're all voiced by Tara Strong

  • @jazmynlungardi3496
    @jazmynlungardi3496 7 років тому

    kitty cheschire is daughter of cat woman

  • @cartooncrovo6878
    @cartooncrovo6878 5 років тому +2

    "i had a crush on you in junior high."
    "you would't have a chance in---"
    *Ivy gets crushed by anvil*
    "TADA!"

  • @cosmodash6360
    @cosmodash6360 7 років тому +4

    What the fuck?! Every character in Injustice basically treats Joker like a small insignificant threat and humiliate him as well... C'mon man, he is basically DC Universe's Devil!

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 7 років тому

      Cosmin Dash Nah man.....Devil is TOO light a name...hes....hes....ugh...what's worst then a devil?

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 7 років тому

      Cosmin Dash humans or human minded creatures, downplay their fears.

  • @virgman9947
    @virgman9947 Рік тому

    why do you always forget Starfire bruh (Kori)?

  • @austinhodge7492
    @austinhodge7492 5 років тому

    Why does he look like the gentleman ghost?

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 7 років тому +1

    Why is there no supergirl rule 34 😭😭

  • @carptrapcarnyllectricis4454
    @carptrapcarnyllectricis4454 7 років тому +1

    WHAT THE FREAK BRUH!! JOKER WAS ALREADY CREEPY ENOUGH WITH HIS REGULAR SHADER FROM WHEN IN HIS INTRO DIALOUGES HE WAS THE SECOND ONE TO TALK MEANING HE HAD ONLY ONE LINE TO SAY, BUT THE GOD SHADER OH MY GOSH THE WHITE EYES HE GETS ALONG WITH IT IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME, AND EVERYONE I AM SO SORRY FOR YELLING WHILE SAYING BUT DANG IN MY OPINION JOKER WITH THE GOD SHADER IS JUST PRETTY MUCH THE CREEPIEST OR AT LEAST ONE OF THE MOST CREEPIEST THINGS ANYONE COULD SEE EVER!!

  • @swampholegood
    @swampholegood 7 років тому

    who is that supergirl lookalike

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 7 років тому +1

      Power Girl, you can only get her through the Ultimate Edition or the Deluxe edition I believe.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood 7 років тому

      UndeadAlcane Whats the difference between the two?

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 7 років тому

      Not much. They still have the same moveset but their outfits and voices are different.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood 7 років тому

      UndeadAlcane ah ok

    • @speedfreak9758
      @speedfreak9758 7 років тому +2

      Gamey Games powergirl is alternate version of supergirl from earth 2 she is also older.

  • @TheElementsAreWithMe
    @TheElementsAreWithMe 7 років тому

    "And they call me nuts" yeah but your still the worse

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 років тому

    8:00 - 8:05 😳😳 #REKT

  • @danmcelroy9566
    @danmcelroy9566 6 років тому

    Make harley beat him

  • @kadarihebron3653
    @kadarihebron3653 Рік тому

    Joker has no rizz he is gay

  • @VictoryReviews
    @VictoryReviews 6 років тому

    What the fuck is he wearing