Amazon's Patents: A Dystopian Nightmare

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @slow_start
    @slow_start  2 місяці тому +305

    As always, thanks for watching guys. You can use code SLOWSTART50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month at bit.ly/3yUnh11

    • @bigspaghettio
      @bigspaghettio 2 місяці тому +15

      no thank you!!

    • @TheFanguy123
      @TheFanguy123 2 місяці тому +3

      hi slow start i love you

    • @mufinz0189
      @mufinz0189 2 місяці тому +4

      Disgustingly good level of quality. You've truly outdone yourself on this video

    • @thekaiser4333
      @thekaiser4333 2 місяці тому

      Respect for your high-quality work! But How is it possible to make a living off this channel? And pay your rent? I guess you're not alone and have a little team.
      Are you secretly paid by Alibaba, the Chinese, aliens, Amazon or the Russians? Even with factor box sponsoring it doesn't add up to feed the family. Or does it?

    • @multiply67
      @multiply67 2 місяці тому

      Factor's business model is equally dystopian. Wagie slop cooked by God knows who, packaged in a toxic plastic box that you then microwave to destroy your hormones and fertility even faster. The box is also disposable, so that you can poison people that don't buy it by polluting the environment. Yummers.

  • @AKImeru
    @AKImeru 2 місяці тому +4769

    The most absurd thing showed on this video is the idea that a Amazon Waerehouse labourer would move to corporate at any point

    • @DirtyChungus
      @DirtyChungus 2 місяці тому

      I did and I'm proud to have done it. Will hit 7 years of tenure next month. 3 years spent in the FC's.

    • @kellymoses8566
      @kellymoses8566 2 місяці тому +242

      Yes. Serf's never leave the land.

    • @RichManSCTV0
      @RichManSCTV0 2 місяці тому +59

      Its really easy actually if you work hard. My SO was offered manager within 4 months and then the other manager moved up to being a regional manager person

    • @Yixdy
      @Yixdy 2 місяці тому +403

      ​@@RichManSCTV0 "really easy"
      >Describes an entirely luck based situation that depends on another person retiring from, dying in, or being promoted out of an extremely desirable position
      Sure, buddy

    • @flaviparous
      @flaviparous 2 місяці тому +31

      @@Yixdynot true and it doesn’t even require hard work, yall make it sound like Amazon is impossible to move up in but a lot of bottom tier workers don’t even bother to try and apply. All you do is just pass an interview

  • @zahdoma
    @zahdoma 2 місяці тому +1210

    looks like i found another “barely uploads but when they do it’s the best video you’ve ever seen” channel

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 2 місяці тому +22

      The AI algorithm found it for you, didn't it?

    • @vhopbob
      @vhopbob 2 місяці тому +11

      This literally the best video I've ever watched

    • @Astr0n4ut
      @Astr0n4ut 2 місяці тому +9

      It probably takes awhile to make proper videos

    • @reabsorb
      @reabsorb 2 місяці тому +4

      videos good and they barely upload ? put 2 and 2 together bro these take awhile to make.

    • @johnahrens3214
      @johnahrens3214 Місяць тому

      It looks like something that needs to be shown at school

  • @nasosaiss
    @nasosaiss 2 місяці тому +2734

    3d animated intro goes absolutely insane WHATTTTTT !!!!!!! the videos entire production value is just top notch

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +238

      :')

    • @soyo1
      @soyo1 2 місяці тому +78

      ​@slow_start it is genuinely near movie quality, absolutely amazing and i can't imagine how long it took to make and edit this

    • @nasosaiss
      @nasosaiss 2 місяці тому +17

      @@soyo1 EXACTLY

    • @RealJuiceWrld
      @RealJuiceWrld 2 місяці тому +3

      Get over yourself

    • @SinEater_
      @SinEater_ 2 місяці тому +16

      Excellent comedic timing as well.

  • @beth-bi9yv
    @beth-bi9yv 2 місяці тому +239

    Amazon is not the only soulless organisation. I work in a hospital, during the pandemic instead of actual support, they turned an empty board room into a "wobble room". Literally a room for us to cry in.......
    I really hate the current world status.

    • @eltiolavara9
      @eltiolavara9 2 місяці тому +4

      oh my god

    • @MrLennart1976
      @MrLennart1976 Місяць тому +6

      @@eltiolavara9it's not the world status. America just seems to be a lot more dystopian than most.

    • @kenlen8029
      @kenlen8029 Місяць тому +1

      @@MrLennart1976 Yet doing better than many other countries.

    • @MrLennart1976
      @MrLennart1976 Місяць тому +9

      @@kenlen8029 doing better than which countries? Certainly not better than other developed countries, and have been trailing behind the rest of the west for decades.

    • @kenlen8029
      @kenlen8029 Місяць тому

      @@MrLennart1976 In terms of what specifically though?

  • @amethyst2448
    @amethyst2448 2 місяці тому +81

    I think this is actually the highest production quality UA-cam video I’ve ever seen. Actually astonishing. Y’all better be proud of yourselves!

  • @thomasbaxter2240
    @thomasbaxter2240 2 місяці тому +2474

    imagine a future where sitting outside in your garden means a constant stream of giant metal mosquitos buzzing by but at least you can get some earplugs delivered in 30min.

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 2 місяці тому +119

      Ah, a capitalistic suburban hellscape.
      Its brilliant. Here is $10 billion cash

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 2 місяці тому +156

      Lol this guy thinks we'll have gardens or homes in the future.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@@cookieface80Some countries use "garden" to just mean "lawn".

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 2 місяці тому +38

      @@youtubeuniversity3638 Yeah mine does. That's what I mean.

    • @Kanknar
      @Kanknar 2 місяці тому +8

      I don’t think I will have a property with a garden

  • @Ultimate_Hater75
    @Ultimate_Hater75 2 місяці тому +1843

    Oh look a dystopian future where Mega Corporations can launch potentially AI driven drones from a mothership that can theoretically be made to track your exact location. I'm sure that technology won't be used against the people during a war!

    • @Betterthanever-m2i
      @Betterthanever-m2i 2 місяці тому +106

      That's just a slightly upgraded hellfire missile. Armies already use those against people.

    • @someasiandude4797
      @someasiandude4797 2 місяці тому +15

      the F-15 loaded with 28 JDAM 1000Ib bombs:

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 2 місяці тому +22

      It will. Honestly the question is more if it gets used for anything else.

    • @genokugel
      @genokugel 2 місяці тому +56

      Third Corporate War mentioned 🗣️🗣️

    • @soygandalf3968
      @soygandalf3968 2 місяці тому

      No need for war for it to be used against minorities and to repress political dissent, which would be a pretty scary future even without war. Black mirror type shit

  • @BloodAsp
    @BloodAsp 2 місяці тому +498

    "If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog but with Astro well I'd take pleasure in it." Hard oof for the robot, and hilariously true.

    • @Shajirr_
      @Shajirr_ 2 місяці тому

      "If an intruder broke in your house they'd probably be at least somewhat hesitant to hurt a dog" - not if its a police raid and they entered the wrong house by mistake. Then they'll shoot all the dogs they can find. They'll shoot your cat. Even your guinea pig, believe it or not, vaporised. They'll shoot the fish in the tank even. They feared for their life so it was justified.

    • @hidratadop
      @hidratadop 2 місяці тому +9

      So real

    • @echoinbound
      @echoinbound 2 місяці тому +22

      damn i agree entirely but when robo rights become a thing 52 years from now your robo boss is gonna pull this one up and i dont know if your gonna get that promotion anymore :(

    • @sprectra4344
      @sprectra4344 Місяць тому +3

      Do Androids Dream of Electric Dogs?

  • @corbinm1514
    @corbinm1514 Місяць тому +6

    This production value is INSANE

  • @alexnichols0
    @alexnichols0 2 місяці тому +45

    Imagine the Astro getting hacked and then starts to show horror movies to your toddler while constantly trying to face them with the freaking screen.

    • @rcman1023
      @rcman1023 2 місяці тому +5

      Ngl that would be funny af

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ Місяць тому

      ​@rcman1023 well, it would be funny in a comedy horror/thriller movie...

    • @YakubTheFather
      @YakubTheFather 21 день тому

      I HAVE A TODDLER?! WHOS MY WIFE

  • @RandyBanks
    @RandyBanks 2 місяці тому +675

    The 'cancel! cancel!' joke on the elevator was great

    • @jedharrington6234
      @jedharrington6234 2 місяці тому +13

      Dang, cancel culture strikes again

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 2 місяці тому +13

      @@jedharrington6234 The liberals don't understand dark humor.

    • @antivert
      @antivert 2 місяці тому +30

      It’s more clever than you realize. He actually triggered my Alexa devices while watching, even on my TV it showed a response to what he said. And right as she’s waiting for a response, he says “cancel! Cancel!” And Alexa goes “request canceled.” Broke the 4th wall there

    • @maudiojunky
      @maudiojunky 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@anomalousanimatesI'm sorry to break the news, but you've got brainrot if you view the world through your political biases like this.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 2 місяці тому +2

      @@maudiojunky relax liberals, it's called dark humor

  • @atashgallagher5139
    @atashgallagher5139 2 місяці тому +589

    I'm pretty sure that the closest a company has ever come to winning capitalism was the Dutch east India company. They basically owned a country or two, multiple massive islands, world trade dominance, a private military that was one of the largest in the world at the time. And they literally _invented_ office work.
    Ps. The first office worker in human history hated it, and said he spent half his time doing nothing pretending to be busy, it's been an issue for hundreds of years.

    • @phasein5413
      @phasein5413 2 місяці тому +28

      I believe you regarding the first office worker and want to read more. What was his name, or that of the book/records on that? I'll google as well, but you randomly knowing suggests you may have read up and have better quality than a random google. It's fine if not!

    • @slimaaconroy
      @slimaaconroy 2 місяці тому +4

      @@phasein5413 would love to know too if you get any info! :)

    • @TheSpooker9000
      @TheSpooker9000 2 місяці тому +13

      that was either the VOC, basicly the start of capitalism.
      as a dutchman, i would like to apologise

    • @akneeg6782
      @akneeg6782 2 місяці тому

      I looked it up, while they ceased production in 1799, their worth was $7.9 trillion in today's money. 4x the amount of Amazon.
      I bet jeff bozo feels incompetent yet... that company lasted 200 years... Amazon turned 30 this year... only time will tell.

    • @Kazekoge101
      @Kazekoge101 2 місяці тому +7

      @@TheSpooker9000 nah dude, the Dutch rule

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 2 місяці тому +341

    I'm speechless. The editing was always top notch, but this is on a whole 'nother level. And the content itself is still great. Incredible stuff, king!

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +24

      Thank you as always dude

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix 2 місяці тому +1

      A different level, another level entirely, etc. "Whole 'nother" = Stewie Griffin is sending you to jail

  • @mrmaniac9905
    @mrmaniac9905 25 днів тому +6

    You are CRIMENALLY underrated. The quality is insane

  • @yov4042
    @yov4042 2 місяці тому +27

    As an Amazon Associate, I can confirm this video is completely accurate. SDF8 Blows.

  • @MrTHEFATANDSKINNY
    @MrTHEFATANDSKINNY 2 місяці тому +326

    You have stepped up your production quality my guy! As an ex amazon employee, you hit the nail on the head. They would use us as guinea pigsto test out whatever kooky bullshit some guy in an ivory tower thought would better productivity

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 2 місяці тому +19

      My theory is when someone never been poor or they're rich for a long time that they forget their humanity.

    • @mdscownz
      @mdscownz 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@stellviahohenheim Same with being poor and desperate. That'll cause someone to lose their humanity real fast too.

    • @richardspillers6282
      @richardspillers6282 2 місяці тому

      Always at the knife of the cubicle dwellers

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 місяці тому

      you can always find another ware house to work in, you're the one that picked the job despite the reputation.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@stefthorman8548 ohhhh I see you're a corpo bot

  • @BotGeorge
    @BotGeorge 2 місяці тому +301

    I rarely leave comments but this was possibly the most impressive youtube video I have ever watched. The production and editing is absolutely incredible as was the script writing and narrative.

    • @EnigmaticGentleman
      @EnigmaticGentleman Місяць тому +2

      I mean this is impressive, but there are fully animated shows on here made with full time staffs you just don't watch much youtube

    • @Thisaccountisforvideosharing
      @Thisaccountisforvideosharing Місяць тому

      Go watch whitepine

    • @noxxyy
      @noxxyy Місяць тому

      i definitely have to agree, this was informative, a interesting lil hypothetical timeline, and visually impressive all at once

    • @KarolyAczel-gl6rc
      @KarolyAczel-gl6rc 20 днів тому

      Yh. Agreed. Informative and entertaining...

    • @paullsmith5548
      @paullsmith5548 11 днів тому

      I am right here with you.

  • @horadejogar7462
    @horadejogar7462 2 місяці тому +254

    12:26 "People of the commonwealth do not interfere our intentions are peaceful,we are the brotherhood of steel!"

  • @Dougydoug42042
    @Dougydoug42042 Місяць тому +6

    This video blew my socks off. Deserves way more engagement than this for the content, production value, and entertainment.

  • @jonmiller4361
    @jonmiller4361 2 місяці тому +11

    Worked at frito lay in the warehouse. We had an rf scanner and console on our forklifts. We had to scan when we picked up a pallet, when we got the pallet to the truck, then we had to type on the console that we were beginning to stack the boxes on the truck, had to type when we finished unloading, take the empty pallet board to the drop off spot and scan that we dropped it off, then go back and get another pallet of product, beginning the process again. Above the supervisors desk was a TV with all the employees names on it and their efficiency value (ev). You had to be above 65%. If you finished below you'd get a warning. 3 times in a quarter, a write up. And everyone got to see your ev, which would lead to shit talk as well. Fun times. Money was banging though, oh and bonuses were tied to your ev. Got Hella bank if you busted ass.

  • @bloomsux69
    @bloomsux69 2 місяці тому +131

    I worked as a package handler at an Amazon facility back in 2020, only for a month though. I had to be clocked in at 4am. My first break would be at 8am, where I'd usually just fall asleep in my car and come back to the shift 15 min late. The looks I'd get from the higher-ups whenever I came back, you'd think I killed someone. Then back to scanning packages off a fast-moving conveyor belt for another 3 hours, till I'd clock out at 11am. Everyone was so disconnected, like you were simply a cog in the machine. My god that place was so depressing, not a single soul looked even remotely optimistic about their work. That's why I lasted a month, I just couldn't take it anymore

    • @lunarmodule6419
      @lunarmodule6419 2 місяці тому +2

      Looks really bad!
      But people are still soooooo happy to shop there.
      Convince ang prices...
      Of course when it's the employees who pay the price.

    • @WhiteWolfos
      @WhiteWolfos 2 місяці тому +14

      Typical of warehouse work though. Doing the same thing might seem incredibly dull but it pays the bills. Millions of factory employees do that and experience worse in China.

    • @williamkreth
      @williamkreth 2 місяці тому +5

      You'd get fired for that at most jobs

    • @bloomsux69
      @bloomsux69 2 місяці тому +2

      @@williamkreth nah bruh, taking points for each minute late?

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 місяці тому +4

      so you must be happy that they are replacing those jobs with robots, right?

  • @ian2000
    @ian2000 2 місяці тому +61

    Work is wellness could have easily been out of 1984. Freedom is slavery.
    War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Work is wellness.

    • @PrinceoftheVioletFlame
      @PrinceoftheVioletFlame Місяць тому +3

      Good is evil. Evil is good. Everything is inverted.
      The inverted pentagram for example. The pentagram is a magical symbol which denotes the 5 elements in the shape of a human body or a STAR. In other words we are literally Stars symbolically speaking and scientifically speaking it is true we are made of star stuff. It all starts to make sense doesn't it?
      Meanwhile the HEXAgram is a magical symbol associated with the physical reality itself and time, also associated with SATURN or Chronus the planet or god of time and the physical world and karma. Seen historically as a malevolant force.
      Also SATAN = SATURN some suggest
      And all ancient cultures either worshiped or feared the dragon across the world. They spoke of DRAGON GODS from the sky. IE alien repetlians that once ruled us and likely still do covertly.

    • @precious0_0
      @precious0_0 Місяць тому +4

      @@PrinceoftheVioletFlame bruh

    • @cadennorris960
      @cadennorris960 Місяць тому

      War can be a means to peace. Superior firepower can deter war from occurring at all.

    • @ian2000
      @ian2000 Місяць тому

      @@cadennorris960 no it can not, war is never necessary, you've been brainwashed into thinking it is. Read 1984 is about you.

    • @Pumpkinsmasherok
      @Pumpkinsmasherok 25 днів тому +1

      Blood is fuel
      Humanity is dead
      Hell is full

  • @clock.wizard
    @clock.wizard 2 місяці тому +329

    Proud to have been part of this 🙏

    • @JDVR69
      @JDVR69 2 місяці тому +10

      Congrats!! 3D animation is amazing 👏

    • @AmberPrice881
      @AmberPrice881 2 місяці тому +7

      You did such phenomenal job!!🎉❤

    • @theofarnum8706
      @theofarnum8706 2 місяці тому +3

      Amazing work this is incredible

    • @Mrchair905
      @Mrchair905 2 місяці тому +3

      Y’all did a great job! 🤘

    • @Natak222
      @Natak222 2 місяці тому +5

      Have you got an IG or personal page? Would love to see your other work

  • @ryanhoyt2210
    @ryanhoyt2210 2 місяці тому +10

    I honestly can't like this video enough, the realistic dry humor and overall message is phenomenal.

  • @EricJacobusOfficial
    @EricJacobusOfficial Місяць тому +3

    Man this takes video essays to the next level!!!

  • @tacticaljunk1608
    @tacticaljunk1608 2 місяці тому +833

    Whenever I think of evil patents I immediately think of that Xbox patent where they give you an ad and the only way to close out of it is to stand up for your camera, raise your arms, and proudly shout "McDonalds!" before you're allowed to continue watching TV.
    Edit: Apparently the patent belongs to SONY.

    • @fish5671
      @fish5671 2 місяці тому +59

      Wtf lmao

    • @ThatSquidYT
      @ThatSquidYT 2 місяці тому +151

      I think that was a Playstation patent.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 2 місяці тому +66

      Would be funny if McDonald's ads were the only ones that did NOT need that exact keyword.

    • @janzibansi9218
      @janzibansi9218 2 місяці тому +93

      that would be the last words my tv would ever able to process before i rip its guts out and wire the panel to a hdmi cable. you might be able to record me, but you cannot stop me stabbing microphones - in a product i bought btw - with a hot soldering iron.

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@janzibansi9218 that might turn a "smart" TV "dumb" but it wouldn't change the signal coming from the console

  • @youtubehandlesux
    @youtubehandlesux 2 місяці тому +1073

    When I'm in a high effort competition and my opponent is Slow Start:

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +111

      lol

    • @kmanthecoolest9304
      @kmanthecoolest9304 2 місяці тому +8

      he shoulda got more views

    • @SWBGTOC
      @SWBGTOC 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't get it, you've just written that sentence with a colon at the end but where's the end of the joke? What do you do when in a high effort competition against slow start? Am I supposed to imagine the joke?

    • @TheWendarno63
      @TheWendarno63 2 місяці тому +8

      @@SWBGTOCthe joke is that he would obviously lose because slow start is the epitome of high effort. He could not compare

    • @kmanthecoolest9304
      @kmanthecoolest9304 2 місяці тому +14

      @@SWBGTOC The video is what goes after the colon.

  • @Rev.Match.Reviews
    @Rev.Match.Reviews 2 місяці тому +231

    There arent many other videos/creators that are this funny, this talented, with this insane production! Dear algorithm, please do your thing for our boy, this is a million view video!

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +16

      Thank you for your prayers

    • @KoolDog427
      @KoolDog427 2 місяці тому +5

      All hail the Algo Gods!

  • @anotherdrummer2
    @anotherdrummer2 2 місяці тому +147

    The dystopian absurdity of a sponsor segment in an scathing exposé of corporate unwellfare is almost hilarious

    • @reabsorb
      @reabsorb 2 місяці тому +7

      it's like a 2 minute sponsor in a 35 minute video that u can skip, cmon bro lol

    • @RotAndRomanticism
      @RotAndRomanticism Місяць тому +29

      I might be misinterpreting this comment but if it’s a dig- may I remind you that this creator too lives in a capitalist society and needs to make money, it is not hypocritical to make money whilst criticising the existence of the system. Moreover, he deserves to reap his benefits from this video. It clearly took enormous effort, creativity, and talent on a scale I rarely see on UA-cam!

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ Місяць тому +1

      ​@RotAndRomanticism also it isnt hypocritcal to like capitalism, while also voicing concern and criticism of said system. Is it perfect, no not even vlose, but nor is ANY government or economical type.

    • @rando843
      @rando843 День тому +1

      Lol at the comments thinking that was a dig

  • @qtrax100
    @qtrax100 Місяць тому +6

    About 15 years ago 1 person died and around 20 others were injured in a Amazon facility in the US. They were not allowed to hydrate properly, and the person that died had heat stroke. I know this for a fact because I worked for the company that was supplying the staff.

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp 2 місяці тому +94

    3:13 Happy to know nekopara still exist in the future

    • @cyanide7389
      @cyanide7389 2 місяці тому +12

      Not to mention, he's got good taste

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 2 місяці тому

      @@cyanide7389cinnamon though :(

    • @lautystrike1
      @lautystrike1 2 місяці тому +5

      I mean is not a bad ending if you can have an anime girl as your wife, so yeah, maybe working for Amazon is not that bad (at least in that future)
      But in our future weeeell... Let's not talk about that

  • @ShorK
    @ShorK 2 місяці тому +115

    This is insanely well done man. The effort here is pretty much unseen in this field of UA-cam. Can't wait to see this channel rise

  • @timothynoll4886
    @timothynoll4886 2 місяці тому +14

    The fact that I happened to be watching a bunch of Cyberpunk videos the past few days makes this video legitimate nightmare fuel cuz this is actually spot on for a cyberpunk dystopia

  • @beecycle666
    @beecycle666 Місяць тому +9

    found you randomly and i absolutely love your videos and the time and effort you pour into them! this was a crazy good watch

  • @xXokcoolXx
    @xXokcoolXx Місяць тому +6

    I wouldn't expect anything less from the man that created the Bionicle documentary. Really well done video, man. I look forward to your next vid in ~3 month's time!

  • @hallowfiended
    @hallowfiended 2 місяці тому +100

    "drone-based fullfillment center" that sounds like some Stellaris shit

    • @Dommifax
      @Dommifax 2 місяці тому +21

      probably part of the megacorp dlc

    • @analogueoverdigital929
      @analogueoverdigital929 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂 yes!!!

    • @jacksonstein809
      @jacksonstein809 2 місяці тому +8

      The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center

    • @cozz124
      @cozz124 Місяць тому

      doohickey corp

  • @Kebab0960
    @Kebab0960 2 місяці тому +30

    this might be the best editing ive ever seen in a commentary video

  • @a_tree5793
    @a_tree5793 2 місяці тому +23

    One of the very few remaining channels on youtube I can earnestly say has true effort and talent put into it

  • @nerdzone
    @nerdzone Місяць тому +3

    This production is of insane quality. Terrific job!

  • @JEASOUA
    @JEASOUA Місяць тому +3

    im in awe of the quality of this video. i havent thought of amazon besides the wagey cagey meme but the editing, animation and script has me hooked in watching. really good video.

  • @tristikov
    @tristikov 2 місяці тому +22

    The editing, costume, sets, digital sets, etc. are just off the chain! Really impressive level of quality here.

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 2 місяці тому +288

    Astro: What is my purpose?
    Jeff Besos: You tell your owner they left the stove on after leaving the house without actually being able to turn it off.
    Astro: Oh my god...

    • @philhurslit7601
      @philhurslit7601 2 місяці тому +15

      Hence...the stairs

    • @Coldgunslinger
      @Coldgunslinger Місяць тому +2

      @@philhurslit7601hah, good one

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 Місяць тому +1

      C-UAS: What is my purpose?
      Raytheon: You are an expendable, unmanned aircraft system, with the capability of operating in autonomous swarms.
      C-UAS: "ΑLLAHU ACKBAR!"

    • @vellom
      @vellom Місяць тому +2

      u pass butter

  • @defvent
    @defvent 2 місяці тому +16

    There he goes again making a video with the quality of million subscriber with less then 200k. Supremely under rated. Bravo!

  • @disableddanny96
    @disableddanny96 Місяць тому +3

    I just wanted to say these videos are great. This is what I’m trying to emulate with my channel. The fact you’re doing this without a team is impressive

  • @IdRadical
    @IdRadical Місяць тому +4

    My man the effort you put into videos is a damn spectacle. Youre killin it!

  • @IBongMaster395I
    @IBongMaster395I 2 місяці тому +31

    "if you're not on team bird, you're an op"
    sub'd lol

  • @coolpantcate2327
    @coolpantcate2327 2 місяці тому +190

    holy crap this is a main monitor worthy video

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +26

      LOL

    • @I_am_nobody999
      @I_am_nobody999 2 місяці тому +14

      Yeah it really is. I stopped playing rocket league and made some food for it. Good shit.

    • @lubomirkompis9441
      @lubomirkompis9441 2 місяці тому +4

      That is high freaking praise my guy.

    • @magnateze
      @magnateze Місяць тому +1

      Me with only one monitor :(

  • @ApostateOfMind42
    @ApostateOfMind42 2 місяці тому +21

    You are my hero, Slow. Never fail to deliver: CGI set pieces, jokes, quips, and general education as always. Love the new production approach. Let me know when you stream again. I look forward to it.

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +2

      Thank you for being here from day 1 Apostate. It's been a pleasure having you along for the ride.

  • @I_Covermoreground
    @I_Covermoreground 23 дні тому +2

    Incredibly well made and presented. This is something every single person should see.

  • @DNBon.an808
    @DNBon.an808 2 місяці тому +3

    The team really nailed how to match irl lighting with the visual on the green screen. Never seen better, tbh, well done! I was gonna do something else while this was on but the production level got me.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 місяці тому +68

    Y'know, you could've cut out the "'s Patents" part, and the title would've been just as accurate.

  • @GarrettsGear
    @GarrettsGear 2 місяці тому +49

    Your content is ludicrously underrated. We see the incredible hard work put into the editing and script man. You deserve a million subs, easy.

  • @elijah5573
    @elijah5573 2 місяці тому +22

    this dude's personality feels like truman made a youtube channel after he escaped the dome

  • @VirtualRiot
    @VirtualRiot 2 місяці тому +11

    great ending, I shed a tear

  • @diyangenchev-7881
    @diyangenchev-7881 2 місяці тому +4

    How is this channel so undersubscribed? The production quality and the top-notch humour are worthy of millions of subscribers

  • @SummerSommerSummer
    @SummerSommerSummer 2 місяці тому +185

    One thing I certainly did not have on my bingo card for the next 10 years is a freaking Amazon blimp.

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 2 місяці тому +13

      Max0r was protecting humanity by showing us how to destroy it in Ace Combat 7.

    • @tacticaljunk1608
      @tacticaljunk1608 2 місяці тому +4

      oh the lack of humanity

    • @elib9002
      @elib9002 2 місяці тому +1

      Dirigible or Airship is more appropriate.

    • @SummerSommerSummer
      @SummerSommerSummer 2 місяці тому +2

      @@elib9002But Blimp is funnier

    • @Theonly_Onyx
      @Theonly_Onyx 2 місяці тому +1

      reminds me of storks

  • @VentureAddicts
    @VentureAddicts 2 місяці тому +23

    The lighting and color grading to match the environments is top notch! Love the mix of high effort and casual commentary

  • @heatherm00ch
    @heatherm00ch 2 місяці тому +15

    Your production value is so on point I had to subscribe😊

  • @y5mgisi
    @y5mgisi 2 місяці тому +3

    This is my first slow start video. And I gotta say, the production is off the charts. Excellent work.

  • @zachdugan7320
    @zachdugan7320 Місяць тому +23

    What's so interesting to me is how functionally insignificant details completely transform how people perceive ideas.
    For example: in the "Human Transport Device", if the chicken-wire was replaced with something like plexiglass, the "scary dystopian cage" suddenly become "futuristic forklift".

    • @Phytocryst
      @Phytocryst 28 днів тому +1

      Those details are indicative of the mindset, origin, and intent which birthed the idea, precisely because they are insignificant. Whether you use chicken wire or plexiglass, the worker inside will remain safe regardless, so from the perspective of the person designing it, it shouldn’t matter which one is chosen, but which one IS chosen indicates the sensibilities and mindsets of those who designed it, which is highly predictive of how that idea will be implemented in the real world and the impact that it will have on your life, hence why it impacted how well-received the idea is.

    • @zachdugan7320
      @zachdugan7320 28 днів тому +1

      @@Phytocryst are you suggesting that it was designed specifically to imprison the operator?
      It seems infinitely more likely that chickenwire is simply more cost efficient

    • @Phytocryst
      @Phytocryst 28 днів тому

      @@zachdugan7320 no, I’m not.
      Yes, chicken wire is more cost-efficient. That’s probably why it was chosen. But the fact that cost-effectiveness is prioritized at the expense of aesthetics essentially reflects the fact that the people who designed it also prioritize efficiency over beauty, and that they failed to see the value in sacrificing efficiency for beauty. This sends an important signal, because any organization with such a set of priorities will inevitably compromize human welfare in the pursuit of improved productivity. Hence, the one, seemingly superfluous signal is indicative of deeper, more meaningful information, which is why people subconsciously induce that information from the signal and thus react so extremely negatively to that signal, despite the fact that, from a naive perspective, the reaction to the signal may be regarded as irrational and disproportionate.

  • @bro9759
    @bro9759 2 місяці тому +9

    I wish you uploaded more often but good lord. This was absolutely worth the wait. The quality of the details and animations is insane.

  • @atanasijesimic4651
    @atanasijesimic4651 2 місяці тому +9

    Damn dude, went from reviewing toys on a table to this. I'm impressed!
    Keep up the great work!

  • @waitwhatno
    @waitwhatno 2 місяці тому +13

    The production value of this video is insane. It baffles me that you don’t have ten times the subscribers yet. This was great.

  • @justincavinder5504
    @justincavinder5504 Місяць тому +2

    How am I just now finding this channel?!? This intro alone is top notch professional quality. Who funds this channel??😂

    • @xbm41
      @xbm41 Місяць тому

      creativity and time

  • @walkerj.7895
    @walkerj.7895 2 місяці тому +3

    Been around since a couple thousand subscribers, it’s been insane to watch the increase in video quality! This video looked amazing, and you are really growing into your own brand of humor!

  • @LefthandPatrick
    @LefthandPatrick 2 місяці тому +8

    My man, this is not only incredibly animated, but excessively creative, informative and funny as hell.
    Absolutely a perfect video thag deserves way more attention!

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle 2 місяці тому +13

    my brain hurts thinking of how much effort this must have taken

  • @chadcsrl
    @chadcsrl 2 місяці тому +52

    the only thing about this video that I don't like is that it ended. 10/10

  • @myusername570
    @myusername570 2 місяці тому +4

    This video made me realize I'm old when you threw that disclaimer in for how shipping from online stores used to take awhile. I guess there really is people now who never experienced 2 weeks wait on a sweater from a cool store lol.
    Pretty high production value too. Keep it up dude

  • @silverseen8300
    @silverseen8300 2 місяці тому +3

    Dude I love your style of editing, and keeping the viewer hooked! Very packed with information, but never a second of bore or disinterest. Please keep up the good work! We need more UA-camrs like you!

  • @fellzer
    @fellzer 2 місяці тому +16

    Where is Gen z getting their editing budget!?!?

  • @Haelian
    @Haelian 2 місяці тому +65

    This video has higher production quality than what Prime Video churns out.

  • @Grymgar
    @Grymgar 2 місяці тому +99

    I feel like the drone program idea is a risk managers worst nightmare. Now every package has its own trip and god knows what thieves, saboteurs, and anarchists will do.

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 2 місяці тому

      Ukraine is currently using su1cide drones that can take out *tanks.* And Amazon wants to put its inventory in giant blimps?

    • @transsexual_computer_faery
      @transsexual_computer_faery 2 місяці тому

      why are you afraid of anarchists lmao

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 місяці тому

      Good, fuck them. They don’t deserve free money.

    • @kaydog890
      @kaydog890 2 місяці тому +21

      Prezzy card + an empty house + net = free drone parts

    • @joeybuddy96
      @joeybuddy96 2 місяці тому +31

      Idk how someone could watch this entire video and think that anarchists are the problem with the world.

  • @Najebanski
    @Najebanski 2 місяці тому +3

    Love the production behind this, so much skill and thought went into making an appealing video. Bravo

  • @jeremy1234823
    @jeremy1234823 2 місяці тому +2

    One of, if not the best UA-cam video I've watched this year.

  • @soyo1
    @soyo1 2 місяці тому +17

    a slow start upload has made my week, and the week just started :D

  • @tyler2010
    @tyler2010 2 місяці тому +60

    I'm 100% sure this channel is how I got a recommend news article about bionicles returning in 2025

    • @PipimiOden
      @PipimiOden 2 місяці тому +7

      bionicles returning what

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 2 місяці тому +7

      @@PipimiOdenour souls

  • @T1C
    @T1C 2 місяці тому +22

    Delivery Blimp Warehouse is a whole new level of ... drop shipping

  • @stapler314
    @stapler314 22 дні тому +2

    Underrated channel fasho

  • @montchellvonctor
    @montchellvonctor Місяць тому +2

    I'm so glad I found this video and your channel. This was killer, please keep making more stuff like this, I'll watch every one :)

  • @BenVanik
    @BenVanik 2 місяці тому +6

    Wow. This would have been fantastic as a podcast with just the writing and delivery -- throwing in the CG interactions is Captain Disillusion-level cool.

  • @igorcunha6560
    @igorcunha6560 2 місяці тому +25

    Bro! Your level of production is simply outstanding. Congrats 🙌

  • @nunyabiness181
    @nunyabiness181 2 місяці тому +15

    This was better animated and more entertaining, not to mention much more informative than anything I watched on tv from 1998-2008

    • @thecactussword4304
      @thecactussword4304 2 місяці тому +1

      What dropped on TV in 2008? No judgement, I'm just curious what particularly dropped on TV in 2008 that was better than this?

    • @NodoanSmash
      @NodoanSmash Місяць тому +1

      I'm going to take a guess and say peak history and science channel docushows. You got to see triremes with catapults and flamethrowers in 2000's cg. It was pretty peak.

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 26 днів тому +2

    The hypothetical amazon worker's anime wife not just being a throwaway gag and actually coming back at the end when he put on his VR goggles to go "home" was such an excellently Dark way of ending the video,
    very entertaining and informative

  • @Kage197
    @Kage197 2 місяці тому +5

    Absolutely amazing dude, I can’t even begin to talk about how great this video is….

  • @kournelious8265
    @kournelious8265 2 місяці тому +8

    video quality is a true chefs kiss.

  • @bigspaghettio
    @bigspaghettio 2 місяці тому +18

    i sure do love living in a nightmarish dystopia!

  • @dhend999
    @dhend999 Місяць тому +1

    Actually one of the best videos I've seen on UA-cam all year.
    Well done, thank you!

  • @zachjett7326
    @zachjett7326 Місяць тому +1

    Had to watch it twice the first was the content but as i went i realized i had to watch again to really appreciate the editing.

  • @Orphioux
    @Orphioux 2 місяці тому +18

    The amount of effort that went into making this is insane. Killed it.

  • @christian1775
    @christian1775 2 місяці тому +45

    Well boys, he's finally back from the realms.

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start  2 місяці тому +22

      I have emerged from the depths of the Adobe suite to bring you another offering.

    • @Dommifax
      @Dommifax 2 місяці тому +5

      @@slow_start next vid about Adobe lol

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb Місяць тому +31

    Apple has a patent on text rendering, not even a font, just a method of rendering. This is equivalent to copyrighting a pen you found on the floor.

  • @Professor7z
    @Professor7z 6 днів тому +2

    Wow, this video is creatively amazing.

  • @kjhfdbvhkhbxfvh
    @kjhfdbvhkhbxfvh Місяць тому +1

    From start to finish… immaculate
    Definitely a top channel to keep up on

  • @VeedddeeR
    @VeedddeeR 2 місяці тому +5

    My mans is quite literally upping production quality ten fold every video now.

  • @KoDTIFF
    @KoDTIFF 2 місяці тому +6

    Dude, every second of this video has a lot of attention put into it. All of the editing, animations, the scripts and jokes. Huge respect, I always admired your editing, but this blew my mind. Really hope this gets at least a 1mi views.

  • @AndrewDavidJ
    @AndrewDavidJ 2 місяці тому +4

    This is one hell of a production, sheesh! Incredible work!

  • @iamvictorperez1482
    @iamvictorperez1482 Місяць тому +1

    Excellent video man , both entertaining and informative it helps get the information out
    Majority of the people will not digest information without the entertainment factor and you’ve found the perfect mixture of both
    Blessings 🙏

  • @nathanflowers7364
    @nathanflowers7364 Місяць тому +1

    This is one of the best produced videos I’ve seen in all of my time on UA-cam