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DON'T GOOGLE THESE LMAO SOME OF THESE ARE NASTY
I searched goatse 😭😭
Holy shAT
Can't tame the curious mind
¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
..human nature
Funky town
Blue waffle
Sambucha: "DON'T GOOGLE THESE"
Curiosity: *"Are you sure bout that?"*
Lol ikr
Frfr
Same lol
when I was younger I googled how to make a bomb
*curiosity* : you will google them all HaHAhAA
**SIGHS**
Silently turns on INCOGNITO
Real ☠️
Fr
It's not silently anymore that you commented it
I don't get why some people do this to, what's the point, hurting your body and posting it somewhere, what will it do??
The man doing that to his anus is just stupid and needs help
i hope u now that your search history pops up on the electricity bills 😭
I’m searching up conspiracy theories you can’t control me
"Ferb,i know what we are gonna do today!"
meth
Famous last words
Time to ruin the 69 likes
Underrated
Ferb, we need to cook
POV: your looking through the comments to find someone who looked these up.
lol yesss
I did a long while ago. Just dont google them. Most will scar u for life. Kill the curiosity.
True
I mean most of these are just fears that people have. I mean like spiders,larva,blackheads etc. A lot of these don't even scare me and to be honest i find them satisfying. I didn't know the 'Mr Hands' one and i searched it. I was just confused why would he do that but not even a little scarred
Maybe
Bro I love this JoJo theme song
Im DEFINITELY not googling hunteman spider
I already did
Bro my last google search is legit “why is my banana spicy” 💀💀💀
This made me laugh harder then y’all would ever think
Jiggers is crazy💀💀
That made me laugh harder then your Google search😫
You made my day
That made my whole year somehow 😂
"Don't Google these"
Okay then let me use Safari
Lol 😂
Big brain knowledge
@@OpheliaNoelleW481 yeah! I have allot of IQ than *ALBERT EINSTEIN*.....
just kidding-
(Literally having 0 IQ)
System:Broken
💀
Yep I got traumatized by seeing Mario doing a goatse…..
What
LMAO
I have seen that to
Exactly
Sambucha: "*DONT LOOK THESE UP*"
Me: *"casually looking up wet koala*"
WHAT IS IT CUZ I WANTED TO LOOK IT UP TOO BUT LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS I DONT THINK I WANT TO ANYMORE
it’s not that bad 🤭🤭
@@a_theconehead so...whats that
@@julian3620 it’s literally just a wet koala 😭
𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕪 or scary I thought it was actually normal it's just a wet koala but that's just me 😊
For people wondering:
Goatse isn't traumatizing like scary, Just disgusting and inappropriate kinda traumatizing
Bruh i remember when i was a kid my brother showed me an isis chopping girl head the girl is screaming but not so long and its a isis in philipines which traumitize me and cant normally sleep and now i feel like i have ptsd from that
Also the isis showed the decapicated head in the camera which make me really wanted to kill some isis lol im gonna get prison for that i i kill
What is it
I still cant forgot that isis guy chopping girl head even tho i want to forgot it
@@lesteregonia5027
Really just don’t focus on it and try taking it little less serious, maybe laugh it off, also there is a slight chance that a real girl wasn’t actually harmed for that video, let’s hope that’s true 💀
Ironically, my dad Googled his symptoms and it actually saved his life
He is the chosen one🤣🤣
Lol bruh
Bruh wtf
Well sometimes looking up your symptoms can tell you that you have an incurable/ fatal disease and it could devastate you
Wow
bro revealed my entire search history 💀💀💀
AYO!?
You forgot to mention the uncensored anime stuff.
Oh and by the way I don’t have your search history.
Bro called 2 girls 1 cup a classic
Sambucha : "DONT GOOGLE THESE"
Also Sam : "wait let me check this one"
Do not search up naked girls😅
LOL
still need to check this one too.
@@samplayz9977NO DONT
Head decapitation is the worst on the list by far. It literally will change the way you view life and make you more aware of your surroundings.
whenever I watch them i end up hating human for the whole day or week
@@thatguy-un1yy exactly, you won’t see people the same anymore either for a while and only think poorly of them
But I don't know why but I really want to watch it and the body farm too.
@@deadinsidebutstillsmiling905 I wouldn’t wanna do that but if you wanna mess up your head then go right a”head” 😂
@@fishordie8458 good joke 🤣
"don't google Mr. Hands" *every schlatt fan in a 50 mile radius is summoned*
Jiggers aren't scary itself. In fact, I get them every Summer. (They're basically like mosquito bites on steroids. A little more annoying.) But mosquito bites only make you itch when they suck your blood, which doesn't look that scary close up. But jiggers make you itch by briefly attaching to your skin, burrowing into it, and laying their eggs, making you keep scratching your leg until they're gone, and your left with a bleeding do there. They are much smaller then mosquitos, and are completely different (A type of flea rather than a flying blood sucking insect), but close up, they are TERRIFYING.
Him: “Don’t google any of these”
Also him: “Hold on I think ik what this is let me look it up.”
True
Trye
This ranking really put blackhead removal over literal beheadings😩
Riiiiight?!?
@@Dum_Duckie it’s gross blah when you chop someone’s head off it’s so disturbing
If you look it's regret rank and the number decreases as the list goes on
@@Dum_Duckie people die
is literally more disgusting to pop blackheads tho the way all those circles line up to get 🤮
Here’s something on top of that to NOT google: hello kitty murder case
Yes. This is very disturbing.
What is it?
I did-💀
Basically a woman robbed somebody and the man declared it back and then the women gave him the money with extra money and then the man brought the woman to his house then got abused.
I forgot the rest.
Heard about the "junko futura" case?
r/nosleep is genuinely terrifying
I once googled up "weird chest sensation" and google fcking told me I got stage 9 cancer ONG 💀
Stage 9? How you that good at cancer bruh💀
Damn bro I’m only on stage 3
L bozo I’m on stage 27 skill issue tbh 💀💀💀 (me according to my doctor in 41 seconds)
Bro teach me your ways bros broke the simulation by getting TO STAGE 9 ONG 💀💀
Amateurs, I'm on stage 999
You know he is completely desensitized when his reaction to seeing goatse is a simple chuckle
What is it?
@@Timmering a guy stretching a certain part of himself to an extreme amount
@@sh1n0bu2 cool
Honestly I would say one man one jar is worse than goatse
@@Timmering poopoo hole gets stretched a ton
THEY DID MEGAN FOX DIRTY WITH THAT ONE 😭
Sam: "Seriously don't look these things up guys!"
Sam 2 seconds later: "hold up lemme Google it"
LMAO 😭
Not a rick roll ua-cam.com/video/tU0XW6Rvbm0/v-deo.html
Just avoid going down the beheading rabbit hole. I guess it's ok to look at a few images, they're not that bad but once you dive deeper, it's real bad.
Sam: “don’t look this up…”
Me: “I- my… my curiosity… it’s taking over… help”
I looked them all up personally, wether im regretful or not.. I can not tell you
@@walkingarmageddon5479 Rip to your mind and your memorie
😥 man I miss having innocence and not knowing that these things exist
Haha same 😔 I searched up mr. Hands… I had to delete it from my history 😖
@@walkingarmageddon5479 I looked some up not all 🥲
Huntsman spiders are completely harmless, as an Australian, I would know!
That Mr hands image got me "not the di-"
Sambucha: don’t google this
Everyone: “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
We are gonna search these things and fuck ourselves 😀
Dont google second
As a person who accounts to everyone i did not say this
Alternate title: Hey everyone don’t look this up.
Little kids: He He
Edit: damn this got a lot of likes thanks guys
I’m looking up mr.hands
im not
Uhm... what is it?
@@ceejay8328 a man getting f*cked by a horse
Spoiler alert:
He died and the video is hard to find
@@GGMU_GJW9 OH God people are sick! I definitely won't be looking that up.
I googled conspiracy theories, and I couldn’t sleep that night
I almost searched Brian peppers thinking it was a type of pepper lmao
It’s not a pepper, but rather a very gross looking gray faced man…
Sambucha: "DONT GOOGLE THESE STUFF"
My Brain: *"Do it."*
Literally tho 💀
Exactly! THANK YOU
doit
same
This is why i love the internet lol 😂 but frr tho
“Huntsman spiders”
me, an Australian: bro literally all I gotta do is look in a bush, who needs google for that shit??
non australians.
Exactly why I’m never going to Australia
They run nice and fast
Yeah as an Aussie, my best friend’s a huntsman
I googled where am i and google said im in a city that is 61km away from me😂
Him: Don’t google these.
If you tell us not to google something, we’re going to google it. Curiosity just takes over.
Yes!! I searched up some of it 😳
Exactly!
Yep👍
*uses safari*: I did want you said no googling
@@twinkletoes6816 me too
My last google search is “What’s inside a Hershey kiss”😭💀
your crushes saliva...
Kirby funky pop
What😭😭😭
Mine is Smile Dog
Mines wet koala:) and it was so cute
Degloving might be a torture in the middle ages
1st graders when they spell crocodile wrong in Google:
I googled every single one of these and now I can see John Cena
But what is goatse
@@They_call_me_him16 search it up on urban dictionary it wont show pictures
@@pabcp8116 but I don’t want to please just tell me
@@They_call_me_him16 stretched butt
Wtf
"Smoker lungs, Can be a good motivation to stop smokin" that's a good one.
Nah as someone who comes from a long line of family smokers and a smoker himself we all already know everything probably even more then y’all cause we actually do it, I stopped vaping cigars & cigarettes I still smoke weed though but it’s only for medical purposes. I will say this as a user of almost everything you could smoke it has nothing to do with nicotine in my opinion especially when it comes to vape. companies sneak in pick me ups such as anti depressants to get more happy and more hooked and after you stop getting head high from smoking for so long you start to realize you like the smoke and it just feels normal and happy so you continue to do it. How I got out of addiction was with milk lots of water and the strongest mentality and discipline. From personal experience and seeing those around me smoking withdraws are nothing but a mental challenge as to real stuff like pill withdraw is a physical and extreme mental challenge. Anyone who can’t get over withdraws from smoking is plain out weak.
Did not mean for this to be this long
I saw it in person at the "Bodies" exhibit in NYC, and people were literally leaving their cigarette packs there.
@@jaake6019 I've seen that same thing, I still smoke a pack a day.
@@yuraverageloser1284 wow thats a schlong lost family
‘Huntsman spider’
My aussie ass that had one next to my fridge: ‘sup.’
Also don’t look up “Ronnie McNutt”
"How to make meth"
School projects: 👁👄👁
Why is a school project how to make meth 💀
@@user-space357exactly 😂
uhh
Hey son.
Mr White??
“Smoker’s lungs”
Literally every single anti smoking project that is hung up in my health classroom: “heh I already did that for you”
Smokers lungs seems fine to search
@@mrpenguin8945 yeah I agree
Smokers longs seems as good as non smoker lmao
the fact the searches for these went up from this video 😂
“You’ll spiral into a 6 hour RABBIT HOLE”??💀💀
I googled Harlequin Ichthyosis, honestly it literally isn’t disgusting or regretting, it’s just a skin disorder?, and yes I did look at the pictures, yet again literally isn’t regretting. But explains why it’s so further back on the list.
I found it to be one of the worse ones, but degloving was by far the worst. I can handle gore and disturbing stuff, but nobody can deny how disturbing that shit is.
That stuff bad
I'd rather not Google it, I'm kinda squeamish, what is it?
@@snakelet_ then you can’t call yourself Rebekah does everything. Degloving is when an injury results in skin being pulled off the flesh. There’s pics of limbs, torsos, faces, and genitals. If your squeamish don’t search it up.
I too dint find regretting, just sad about the babys
“And seriously guys don’t google any of this stuff”
*pauses video every second to google each thing*
Ayyyyy destiny pfp
I did I regret it af
I seen some ugly shit looking up degloving
This is why I hate these types of videos. I always end up searching them
Yeah lol
Once i went to walmart and then i got a message saying "How was Walmart? Please write your review"
Sumbucha:dont google this
also Sumbucha:let me Google that up
Sam: “DON’T GOOGLE ANY OF THIS GUYS JUST DON’T!”
Also Sam: “Hold on lemme look this up…”
google be like : wtf why's today searches weird af
Imagine your last Google search is
"Water Is zesty, Why?" 😂
Fournier has officially traumatized me
What is it
@@Christ_is_king_of_kings A genitalia-related gangrene
Bro I searched up my name once, and I can say with full confidence that literally nothing bad popped up. It was just some old people that had the same name and the history behind them.
for me it was peoples facebooks
Thats if you only search up your first name, but your full name is where it gets weird.
For me it was an actor
Sometimes you got to be specific your name, state and sometimes city
My results (from previous experience) were some sort of bread - related stuff
Can’t believe beheadings are rated so low… Forever etched into my mind.
That's one of the ones I avoided to see
Ummm what happened ? What did you see?
@@DewahKickflip where..
And your neck
Tbh its not that traumatizing
Ive searched up 5 of these, and i only regretted 1.
I looked up conspiracy theories and did fall into a rabbit hole
him: says "please don't look that up" 784329 times
meanwhile my curious ass: sure
I just know the contexts but never seen like 177013
@@LOMLERINO oh no
Not this number
* **Vietnam war flashbacks** *
What the number do
I googled the “where is my phone” and I can confirm it does not know where your phone is 😂
krokodil means crocodile in hungarian, so you can look it up
I'm not going to google beheading videos, i don't want to be on a watchlist.
“Don’t look up krokodil”
5 yo me: Trying to spell crocodile
thats the hungarian word for crocodile
@@Wyrmver in dutch too
@@jekkyfish. alot of slavic words
"Time to get myself on a bunch of national security lists!"
Thanks for sharing Clyde
Hows my bandwidth
“Ferb I know what we gonna do today”
That koala is horrifying 😭
Please tell what you see im curious 😭
@@THEPLAYER1isAFKit’s just a soggy koala
the koala is fr one of the least scary/creepy things. its just a koala thats been photoshopped and it looks really dumb
Its kinda cute ngl
I ain’t even on the first page when I search my whole name up
I once had a bad headache
Started googling symptoms
Ended up thinking i had a brain tumor 😂
right, thats so not worth it, you just end up scaring yourself. happened to the best of us tho!
I had a cold and aetallic taste according to google I would lose my sense of taste for forever xD
My poop was red once and the internet told me it was cancer. I forgot I had hot Cheetos the night before..
SAME I WAS CONVINCED I HAD ONE
@@Tayl0r28 YEAH ME TOO
I don't have to look up a decapitated head. On my 13th birthday my family was taking me out to get a birthday cake and my gift and on the road on the way there, there was a motorcycle accident and the rider's decapitated head was lying on the floor facing directly towards me. I made eye contact with him, no one else saw it. I thought it was a dead animal at the time, it definitely wasn't. It gave me nightmares and I had a really hard time sleeping for a while. I'm 18 now, and I can still remember exactly what he looks like. I cried non stop and it felt as if my stomach fell out of me. It took me a while to truly grasp that I literally just saw a once living now deceased man's head I was in complete shock. So yeah. There's a story no one asked for.
im sorry you had to see that. i have had similar experiences. heres an internet hug *hug*
@@Plaguecoric ty for the hug ❤
Dude wtf
r/thathappened
@@pixelics3711 I mean, seeing dead people on a road/highway isn’t unbelievable.
I searched my name and I was in a loin dungeon💀🏴☠️☠️
😭☠️
That’s too bad
Goatse and harleyquinn ichthyosis will traumatizing you 💀
Sam: "don't look these up"
His viewers: "well, I'm bored so off to google i go"
Not me
My brain:dont look it up!
My fingers: cmon it can’t be that bad
Frr
The most true comment
I live in Australia and we have huntsman spiders everywhere, they aren’t big enough to eat a rat, and they are pretty chill
CHILL??! lol 😂
@@SofiaAlv73 yep, they don’t hurt anyone
Average Australian:
@@Sussymonke715 no, it’s true, google it
@@SimpliStrawberri ik but like if I heard someone say a spider is chill, I would be freaking out for no reason
I searched:
How much does a nuclear bomb cost in US dollars..
the FBI are on to me.
Looking up your symptoms isn’t that bad but it does mess u up a bit lol
That's why it had the lowest regret rank, but it definitely makes sense if you're a paranoid person, I got a panic attack because I thought I got pneumonia from covid because I washed myself in cold water during the time I had Covid and suddenly had pain when I breathe for 3 whole days
googling your symptoms gives you health anxiety
that relatable moment where ur feet is hurting and google says u got a stage 3 hand cancer
@@thecatoflavaandmagma7011 😂
Sambucha: DONT GOOGLE THESE HORRIBLE THINGS
Me: *singing the jojo op in my head happily*
i love it
as an australian, the Huntsman spider is just a little cutie patootie who cant even hurt humans, Im not joking they are safe
Him: “Seriously guys don’t look any of this up”
Him two seconds later: “ I don’t remember what that is. Lemme look it up. “
I BEEN watching pimple popping vids
@@howyoufeel8000..... I FEEL DISGUSTED
How you feel well i feel honestly fine but i would never search ut up
@@howyoufeel8000
I watched a man committing sucicide with a shotgun on his chin
If you want details reply
I am willing to bet that I'm not the only one who looked this stuff up immediately after this video ended.
What did you see? I wanna look it up but at the same time don’t want the FBI at my front door 😅😅😂
Yep
I googled "find my phone" and "google find my device" many times and im fine
The huntsman spider seems more interesting than disturbing.
DUDE HUNTSMAN IS NOTHING DO A BIRD EATER
As an arachnophobia Australian, fuck huntsman spiders
Just a large spider found in Australia it’s completely harmless tho
Weirdly enough-huntsman spiders are one of the more welcomed spiders here. They look scary but aren’t harmful to humans 😂
Eh botfly removals aren’t that bad but if your a nauseous person don’t
yeah i used to watch those
I'm an outdoorsy type guy and look this up when I was five and was unfazed
The mouthworm one is disgusting, i remember the frickin video where a grandpa Open a mouth and then theres alot of maggot inside of his mouth, its frickin 4-5 years ago and i still cant get it out of my head
Bro the harlequin ichthyosis just completely grossed me out
Just never I've seen it on UA-cam oh my god just dont
Not me going band for band on every single thing I shouldn't search
*Sighs*
Me:Welp i cant search my parent's here
*my parents leave*
*looks up*
When I was 12 I was on the hub and I looked up '14/15 year old' because I wanted to see people my age and now I'm definitely on a list
💀
Finally found the kid version 🔥🔥🤙🤙🤑🤑
@@giga____chad don't forget to link your sources!
I'am winner with my wiener
NAHH☠️🚨👮♂️👮♂️👮♂️🚓🚓
I hate when someone tells me not to do something because then I'm more intrigued to do so. I now know what goatse is 🥴 lol.
What is it
@@greensnake7483 Anal stretching 🙁
@@pinklilyz420 🙂 thanks for telling, Now im not gonna search
Um yeah I googled that too lol
@@pinklilyz420 to late😔
"Curiosity is taking over me"
nah no way there’s beheading videos 😭
This Vid: Don't Google These Things up
My Brain: GOOGLE IT
Same spoiler alert I looked it up and just for context it's night and now I'm staring at my door bro I hate a lot of them
Him: "dont look these up"
Also him: *"oh hold up yall I dont know what Goatse is let me look it up"*
@@hailee703 what tf it is
somebody tell me what it is before i look it up-
If his audience aren’t old enough to know what goatsee is I don’t think he should be uploading videos like this
don’t
@@olive6534 it’s stupid people doing stupid things
i googled "wheres my phone" and Google asked if they can get my phones location 💀
I wouldve lived my entire life not knowing any of these if Sam never made this video
“What the fuck.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Zanny fan
“How to cook meth”
Did you mean: “Breaking Bad”
Your symptoms is actually not as bad as body farming.
Me asf: searches: "tf2 cancer"
I was waiting for my dad to get back to the car as a kid one time and a huntsman spider was just chilling in the corner of the inside of the car. Unsurprisingly this was in Australia
bruh
NO WAY BRUH i shit my self even at the smallest spiders
That shit was horrifying
@@rushan816 spiders are actually pretty cool
@@ashcraft257 bru i used to be scared of minecraft and pixel gun 3d spiders💀