Sam: *blurs birthdate to not have his age shown* Also Sam: *doesn't blur out the age he would be on earth* Also, if you didn't catch it, he's 27 years, 3 months, and 18 days old as of this video.
Deathdate: 0:10 Your age on other planets: 1:44 1092paradise: 2:14 Nightmare machine: 2:51 Zombo: 3:34 Final meal requests: 3:57 8ball: 4:58 This man: 5:34 Worst amusement park accidents: 6:22 Staggering beauty: 8:14 Lomando: 8:42 White enamel: 9:08 Google maps coords: 10:19 Grey lady afternoon tea: 18:30 Death row last words: 20:01 Homicide monitor: 21:37 The maze: 22:25 That's it! You're welcome!
There's no FRICKING way the yt algorithm figured out my city and state and have Sam say "there is a high probability someone watching this lives in strongsville Ohio"
Fun Fact: the man from the ‘dream’ was a total scam the ‘creator’ of the man from the dream based the model off his father and added some extra details that made the man more scary and recognizable. So it’s not a ghost reaching out to you it’s just a scam
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe. Ingredients: -1 cup unsalted butter -2cups granulated sugar -4 large eggs -1 teaspoon vanilla extract -1/2 cup all-purpose flour -1/2 cup cocoa powder -1/4 teaspoon salt -1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir. 5:Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 6. pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies! Edit: i didn’t mean to start a war in the comments its just brownies😭
Ngl I was a bit disappointed by the websites, there are far more weird/creepy ones like namus.gov which for example lets you look at unclaimed dead people. Though there are much much worse ones if you dig a bit. Not naming any because some can be too disturbing and possibly life altering to many. Who wants to find disturbing stuff you'd think you'd only find on the "dark web" can find such stuff. I'd say I shouldn't have, I did realise I don't want to work in the medical industry.
Speaking of the air graveyard, I used to go past there with my mom when we were younger on her way to work, thank you for bringing that memory back to me ❤
1:47 Sambucha was born on July of 1996, this is because when he saw earth, it said “27.3 years”, so 2022-27=1996. And 3 months ago was July, meaning he was born on July of 1996.
5:40 If you're wondering, your brain cannot make faces up, the faces you can't recognize in dreams are probably from random people you saw on the street (even if just for a second). So by showing people pictures of a certain person they are most likely going to dream about them
@@megabo-rix its just how you enter the game, also its like anime/cartoon pictures of children (totally safe images mind you). thats probably why he was uncomfortable
@@megabo-rixit's just a start of this website, it's called paradise island if I remember correctly and there's an anime cat girl (mascot of this site) telling you some things about the game. Then you're going to actual game, which is scary.
17:34 Can confirm, Okinawa does have a military base. I have a realitive in the military who was stationed there for a couple of years and was actuality on the base. Okinawa is definitely a pretty cool island
6:54 Yay I’m in Florida pray for me Another story of a free fall ride, one girl had both her feet chopped off because the cable landed on her lap and wrapped around her feet, one foot was sewn back on
6:45 I am a coaster enthusiast and you were surprised how more people don’t die. It’s because roller coasters are one of the safest things on earth. Safer than cars. Your more likely to drop dead this second than to die on one. All of these accidents could have been easily prevented.
That Jump scare has probably scared just as many people as the full movie did. Like our whole generation is based off of the traumatization of that jump scare.
I like how Sam gave us an *upclose* view on his age in years and days, but not when he filled it out 😂😂 Edit: omg 1 day and 21 likes?!?! thank you guys/girls so much!
As someone that lives in Tucson that plane graveyard is just a bunch of planes that were decommissioned that we use for parts but in case of a war we can get those planes back up and running within a few weeks or months
1:31 guys I’m dying because of a hospital, air, and war, so I’m guessing like a nuke or something in 61 years, 3 months, and 18 days. So watch out for September 27 2076
Sam: *blurs birthdate to not have his age shown*
Also Sam: *doesn't blur out the age he would be on earth*
Also, if you didn't catch it, he's 27 years, 3 months, and 18 days old as of this video.
I was looking if anyone else noticed
Same
Well, he COULD have fake his birthday on this website
It’s 6/14/96
Sam is that type of guy
Sam is the type of guy to blur out his birthday but not how many days he's been alive
literally
2nd before this gets popular
He's like that one middle brother that seems like a uncle
😂
Dude he’s 26 27 I’d you see it it says you have until 56 to live and it says you have 29 years left
Sam: *does't want people to know his age*
*two seconds later*
Also sam: i would be 27 on earth
maybe he isa from another planet
@@owie238 ahhhh, ok ok, I completely forgot about that possibility! Thanks for reminding me!
@@SweetRoseyRoseyDarlingThis thread😂😂😂
@@DemonLordOfGluttony I haven’t heard thread since my Reddit days
I’ve got 73 years and 8 months 🤭
That jumpscare at the end gave me a heart attack I didn’t expect that 😂💀
fr tho-
I always remember that jumpscare from a few years ago so i know Sam is just playing with everyone if he tells us to lean to the screen
Same😅
Thanks for spoiling me
Yessss! Scared the shit out of me!
"Gonna blur my age"
"I'm 27"
I think he’s more worried about his birthday instead of his age
Sambucha??? Moar like sambuchIDIOT😂
@@Astrogamezzbut he said "i dont wanna leak my age"
@@Aramtherealone well yeah but not his birthday.
@@Astrogamezz he has said he was born on i think either june or july 14th so i dunno what he is worried about
i like how sam doesn't want us to know his age but still says it out loud
He doesn’t want us to see his birth information ig🤷♀️
Why can't comment on video
When did he show the pic of the ghost?
lmao fr
27
Alternative title: Sam spends time on scary websites then gets too scared and leaves 5 minutes in
Lol
Also me
more like 2 minutes
@I_Like_Pizza omg that is so detailed
What the hell 💀
*blurs age*
2 seconds later
“i’d be 27 on earth”
Sambucha: blurs out birthdate
Also sambucha: "I'm 27 on Earth" 1:53
Fr
He faked it
fr
and in 2:07 it shows his month and day
@@NOPENUHUHNOPENOPE but in another vid he said hes 17
I’m glad Sam cares about us not smoking cigarettes and stuff
@@merajsupercluster9015bruh
@@merajsupercluster9015lol
dude what the fuck@@merajsupercluster9015
@@merajsupercluster9015 W H A T
@@merajsupercluster9015I thought i was the only one
"I’ll be 0.3 years old on Uranus"💀💀
0.2 years older than me
Ur an-
Hell no
we makin it out of kindergarten with this joke 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I'm 0.0 on Pluto and uranus
4:27 “this guy’s fasting 💀”
Deathdate: 0:10
Your age on other planets: 1:44
1092paradise: 2:14
Nightmare machine: 2:51
Zombo: 3:34
Final meal requests: 3:57
8ball: 4:58
This man: 5:34
Worst amusement park accidents: 6:22
Staggering beauty: 8:14
Lomando: 8:42
White enamel: 9:08
Google maps coords: 10:19
Grey lady afternoon tea: 18:30
Death row last words: 20:01
Homicide monitor: 21:37
The maze: 22:25
That's it! You're welcome!
not sam going to an adult website at 9:01
It was a hentai site
you forgot the jumpscare at the end
You are epic
@@Shailushai_officialwhat's the site name asking for a friend
0:23 -"uhh sex, yes"
Peak comedy right there 🤣🤣
I was looking for this 😂
23 min ago
@@Officieel_Arjen1 month ago
@@The-Seal-Channel true ඩාඩාඩාඩා
@@SweatydudeVrtrue ADADADDADDADADADADA
There's no FRICKING way the yt algorithm figured out my city and state and have Sam say "there is a high probability someone watching this lives in strongsville Ohio"
Lol
Me too bruh
I drink coffee, so technically I do drugs.
XD
Fun Fact: the man from the ‘dream’ was a total scam the ‘creator’ of the man from the dream based the model off his father and added some extra details that made the man more scary and recognizable. So it’s not a ghost reaching out to you it’s just a scam
I think it was some type of project or something? I'm not entirely sure but yeah, it's completely fake. Like a creepy pasta sorta
It looks like the man from nico’s nextbots
No shit because nico's nextbot added it @@itsyourbestiemissmisswest
What i heard was that it was a marketing campaign
@@LilTurtwig you could be right but, I heard it was his father
Sam is the type of guy to say he wont give his age/birthday out and still puts it on screen
lol fr
He showed his age on earth and it said 27 💀
@@Slayer_oldand also his next bday, so he was born 14.6.1996 lmao
@@sivetcr and you just let me know you live in… not America… really narrows it down
Stop 2ith These Comments They Are All Over The Place
“Sex”
“YES!”
Got me dying 😂
FNAF REFERENCE!?
@@WackyBurrito2 what?
What he means is that it's a reference form Fnaf because Mangle form Fnaf 2 the gender of them is 'Yes' which was confirmed by Scott Cowthan
@@FilipXFishy Yes
How has that got you dying
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
-1 cup unsalted butter
-2cups granulated sugar
-4 large eggs
-1 teaspoon vanilla extract
-1/2 cup all-purpose flour
-1/2 cup cocoa powder
-1/4 teaspoon salt
-1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir.
5:Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
6. pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins.
7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
Edit: i didn’t mean to start a war in the comments its just brownies😭
STOP IT SPAMMER
very helpful
Very good
@@DailyMemeProviderFrhe didn’t spam ur just trying to make his comment get banned liar
@@bloxxtips4395 bruh who wanna know a brownie recipe and second there are same comments on other videos same to same so that's copy stupid lah
0:20 "My birthday, lets definitely blur that out cause you guys can't know how old I am."
1:54: proceeds to show birthday which is June 14 1996.
Its actually January 7th 1997
@@SebYetmusicIt's literally not
22:55: AWOOP! JUMPSCARE!
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Pehrui TRUE
Subconsciously Sam wants us to visit these websites
Your point? (Not hate)
Subconsciously I want to visit these websites
Sambucha:I’m not telling you guys my age.
Also sambucha: 1:54
Sam: you should NEVER visit these websites they’re so scary
Also Sam later in the video: look, it’s a heart shaped lake
Ngl I was a bit disappointed by the websites, there are far more weird/creepy ones like namus.gov which for example lets you look at unclaimed dead people. Though there are much much worse ones if you dig a bit.
Not naming any because some can be too disturbing and possibly life altering to many. Who wants to find disturbing stuff you'd think you'd only find on the "dark web" can find such stuff. I'd say I shouldn't have, I did realise I don't want to work in the medical industry.
I drive by that lake every day going to work!
So he was right@@deadfraggy
lovers lake stranger things
@@deadfraggyyou should not say that.....
Even though I knew that Jumpscare was coming Sam still got me
ok
ok bucko
Same 😂
Dude, I didn't expect it f
facts
Speaking of the air graveyard, I used to go past there with my mom when we were younger on her way to work, thank you for bringing that memory back to me ❤
12:18 didn't notice the middle finger💀
SAM IS 28 CONFIRMED
Exactly
Yeah bro is not slick
Very smart to say that Sam!!!
Right after he blurs😂
damn
Sam’s full videos are actually so hilarious
Ong
also I LIVE NEAR THE PLANES AT 10:28
Ok
“Let’s blur that out” Also “27.3 years on earth”
Yeah I know what a poopy pants
1:55 thank you so you are 28 know
Now*
18:43 the ghost he found is on the left side of the picture
You mean the right
@@guskosche7688 yeah the right?
Oh the red dude with the shotgun on the RIGHT side of the picture
I'm gonna die in 66 years, 263 days, 8 hours, 50 minutes, 57 seconds💀
Yeah sure
@@flavioivanaj6651why are you sarcastic?
@@That_one_guy_Travis shi- my bad, i thought it was the official yt account
@@flavioivanaj6651 its ok
@@flavioivanaj6651🤡 I thought the same
Sam is so kind for toning down the brightness on staggering beauty so much
Bro death date is just the irl “countdown” app
8:44 Lomando is actually such a cool and fun game with lots of secrets. I definitely recommend it for horror fans that can get past all the imagery.
Very true
I saw it on LuigiKid video.
Just don't go on the wrong lomando 😅
I tried it but everything is in a different language so yeah
@@DragonNation_ ??
0:19 The way he says "YES"😂😂😂
0:24
@Thoughtpizza perfect perfect
10:48 "I mean you can't steal them"
Me with a mysteriously airplane-shaped stomach:
underrated comment
“Ok lemme just blur my birthday”
*proceeds to show how old he is*
“Uhh sex, yes”
IM SORRY BUT MY HEAD TOLD ME MANGLE FROM FNAF ☠️💀
SAME😂😂
@@RayaneLakhlifi-hu9ec LOL
FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF FNAF.
Sex
@@sarafossard4715 yes.
HELP AT THE END I WAS FALLING ASLEEP AND THE ZOMBIE GIRL SCREAM PLAYED LMFAOOOO
My mom was right next to me it was so embarrassing 😭✋️
that was the worst jumpscare ever in a sambucca video
I LITERALLY SCREAMED
I’ve seen that jumpscare in a Kallmekris vid and no-one commented-
Time stamp?
12:51 the eyeball goes crazy
That’s a crazy thing to say lol
He doesn’t let us know his birthdate but he showed us his age on the “Other Planets”
Sambucha 🤦🤦🏻♀️
1:47 Sambucha was born on July of 1996, this is because when he saw earth, it said “27.3 years”, so 2022-27=1996. And 3 months ago was July, meaning he was born on July of 1996.
0.3 years is closer to 4 months
Oh ok
Lol
No he was born on 14 June 1996.
isnt he a gemini?
5:40
If you're wondering, your brain cannot make faces up, the faces you can't recognize in dreams are probably from random people you saw on the street (even if just for a second). So by showing people pictures of a certain person they are most likely going to dream about them
Sam is the type of guy to say that websites should never be visited and then visits them
Yes he said that we all saw the video 😐
elijahsorigamipalace is the type of person to make this comment
Yup I just like getting top comment
But everybody does
@@Theorigamidudeno one asked and cares comments don't mean nothing
Fr 😂😂💀
For anyone wondering, sambucha is born on Monday, 24 February 1997
💀
No he's born 1996
me visiting it
edit 1: BRO WHY DID THIS GET SO POUPLAR SO QUICK 37 MINUTES AND 77 LIKES AND 11 REPLYS
lol me tooo😂😂
Me too
What a rebel
Comt before it go polpler
Me already on google search waiting for the website’s name 💀
He is 27 years old😂😂
THE JUMP SCARE AT THE END BRO I DIED😭💀
Sam is the type of guy to make a video on websites you should never visit then makes a video looking on the websites
I’m a little disappointed he didn’t do too much in Lomando. It’s a really fun and deep puzzle game. He should definitely make a separate video on it
what was that website when he got too far
@@megabo-rix its just how you enter the game, also its like anime/cartoon pictures of children (totally safe images mind you). thats probably why he was uncomfortable
@@megabo-rixit's just a start of this website, it's called paradise island if I remember correctly and there's an anime cat girl (mascot of this site) telling you some things about the game. Then you're going to actual game, which is scary.
17:34 Can confirm, Okinawa does have a military base. I have a realitive in the military who was stationed there for a couple of years and was actuality on the base. Okinawa is definitely a pretty cool island
“Sex? yes. “
Had me DYING 😂 💀
Lil bro went through allat to hide his age and everything says his age like the earth thing said 27.3 years old lmao
0:23 he is the only one to bring an old joke back and make me enjoy it
That jumpscare at the end scared me soo bad😭😭😭
Sam seems like he would be a good dad/parental figure
a fun one
6:54 Yay I’m in Florida pray for me
Another story of a free fall ride, one girl had both her feet chopped off because the cable landed on her lap and wrapped around her feet, one foot was sewn back on
Sam is the type of guy to blur out a NSFW website, but show us the link beforehand
Its not an nsfw website its just the starting site for the game he was playing
r/whoosh
its not an nsfw site
Kinda based
Fun fact: That site literally just shows a chibi anime cat girl, nothing else
18:43 ghost
Thank u (:
Omg 😳
Where
@@anaghabodas6519the person shaped cloud of orange smoke next to the kid wearing the brown shirt
On the first website he hid when he was born but on the second website it showed he was 27.3 years old💀
6:45 I am a coaster enthusiast and you were surprised how more people don’t die. It’s because roller coasters are one of the safest things on earth. Safer than cars. Your more likely to drop dead this second than to die on one. All of these accidents could have been easily prevented.
That Jump scare has probably scared just as many people as the full movie did. Like our whole generation is based off of the traumatization of that jump scare.
I almost had a heart attack😂😂😭😭
@@Rinsolie5306 I remember when this maze game first popped off. Doing it in the school library to scare my friends. Memories lols!
that caught me so off guard
Are you Craig
6:28 You're actually more likely to die in a car crash on your way to an amusement park than to actually die inside of an amusement park.
7:26 FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ME. MY WHOLE FAMILY JUST TELLS ME “it’s not that bad!” 😭
You failed to hide your age
He did
May I ask,what is it.
27
@@MintyOnGorillaTag 27
Sam seems to be developing more enthusiasm and humour in his voice. Great vid.
Fr
Y’a, Iceland is EXTREMELY peaceful!! I had to do a school report on it, and they have NEVER been to war, and they DONT even have a standing army!!!
.
I chilled through the entire video, thinking to myself I am immune to jumpscares. The very last jumpscare on the maze website got me
when was it
me too lol but the face itself wasn't actually that scary so I just laughed it off
I like how Sam gave us an *upclose* view on his age in years and days, but not when he filled it out 😂😂
Edit: omg 1 day and 21 likes?!?! thank you guys/girls so much!
no hate but that is only 25
@@StormChaser41 omg- it’s fine! yesterday it was 21 and then 25 AND THEN 28
@@artistic.person1now 30
@@artistic.person1 kk
@@stephsanteetbien-etre7945 omg-
You know it's a good day when sambucha uploads
the end "really lean in and focus" or what ever. And I Did. that scared the living fucking out of me so hard bro😭
Sam is the guy to blur out his birthday but still say that he's 27 on earth
As someone that lives in Tucson that plane graveyard is just a bunch of planes that were decommissioned that we use for parts but in case of a war we can get those planes back up and running within a few weeks or months
I live in az but I did not know that
@@IlovepinksoomuchSame, didn’t know either, prolly ‘cause I live far North from Tucson.
5:06 "shake it baby" 😭😭😭
Rolled to mars with that line 😂😂😂
bro that jumpscare in the end actually scared me even though I half expected it.
We all talk about Sam is the type of guy and nothing else, man did anyone even mention that jump scare that almost made me drop my phone!!!???
i was like WHHYYY
you are obviously under 10 if you didn't know about that game
That killed me!!!
No way you never saw that shit
When
Sam is the type of person to say "yes" to a question asking for your sex
I mean it’s not surprising though
he men't asking for sex
Probably depends on whether the woman asking him for sex is good looking
"no experiece"
Stop saying Sam is the type of guy
10:13 “This bug kind of cool though in the corner” had me cracking up 😂. Quack
1:31 guys I’m dying because of a hospital, air, and war, so I’m guessing like a nuke or something in 61 years, 3 months, and 18 days. So watch out for September 27 2076
I like how sam just pays attention to what foods near the google maps locations 😂
Sam is the type of guy that says, "I'm on a website that I really should not be on" and expects the people watching to look past it.
9:29 “We need the sun even when it’s bright out” - Sambucha. 😂😂
He 27 on earth💀
I said the same thing
Bro Sam is sacrificing his life for us I respect that
2:27 WHAT IS TIM DOIN HERE 💀
Unironically hilarious, put my boy Masky back where he came from or so help me-
18:32 “I’m gonna go into the children’s room” - Sambucha, 2023
Sam is approximately 28 yrs 4 months and 18 days old
APPROXIMATELY
Sambucha: never visit these websites
Me: process to visit them
How did it go
Sam is the type of guy to not want people to know how old he is yet seconds later say how old he is.
that ride that someone fell through in orlando was turned into swings
0:52 WAIT YOUR GONNA DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY?! 😭😭😭
That’s crazy
0:35 I agree with sam on this
I can’t be here😔
@@AizLerpsame 😢
5:52 Why is it so specific 💀
Bro mad
It’s a me, Mario
@@shinystillhere💀💀💀
He looks like mr bean
22:54 best part of the video
sambucha: DONT JOIN THESE WEBSITES
me: * joins the websites*
18:08
"Before a meteor or something wiped out the civilizations of the past" -Sambucha 2023
As someone who gets motion sickness pretty easily, I'd have no problem never going on any amusement park rides after reading the article.
Nah Sam really blurred out his birthdate but not his age on the 2nd website 💀💀💀
Ikr 😂😂😂