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#minecraftmemes #minecraft
Stand Master: Dream
Stand Name: Dream
Precision: SS+
Attack Range: 5 Meters
Attack Damage: yes
Speed: S+
Description: Dream has the appearance of a white humanoid character, it has no clothes whatsoever with the weird ability to having a high protection, this stand has the ability to make items with so called "blocks". I.e has the ability to make a "Healing Potion" out of a water bottle filled in an empty potion with "Nether Wart", "Blaze Powder", and "Glistering Melon". It will then absorb the so called "Healing Potion", allowing it to regenerate, similar to the self restoration of Golden Wind/Golden Experience
Move sets:
E (Hold) : Sword Barrage
R : Heavy Sword Hit
F : Craft (Requires Ingredients, hold to use)
F : Use Crafted Item (Right click to throw, Left click to absorb. Requires crafted item)
Q : Summon (The user will say "OHHHHHH GEOOOOOOORRRRGGGEEEEEE")
T (Cmere Sapnap!) : Dream gets a speed boosts for 40 seconds before returning to its normal speed
Y (LEAVE ME BE!) : Whilst in low health, Dream will have the ability to teleport to its "Safezone" and restore health there for 10 seconds before returning to battle. (Restores up to half health, useful to combo with Healing Potion)
H : Dream will bring out an ender pearl, making it able to teleport (20 secs cool down, Hold left click to aim, release to throw)
B : Dream will hit an opponent whilst in low health, not missing (unless out of 5 meter radius, need to hover mouse on the target) as it would do a "10 Page Sword Attack" (Similar to Giorno Giovanna's "7 Page Muda" and Jotaro's "3 Page Ora"), therefor instantly killing the opponent
C : Dream will eat an "Enchanted Golden Apple", making Dream get buffed with various different occasions (i.e when Half Health, Dream will get Protection 2, Fire Resistance 1, and Healing for 30 secs, its randomized) making it the best move to use before attacking, (hold to use)
X : Dream will Dash at the opponent
Z : Dream will jump high into the air, when used in combo with G, it will do a Death Swap Reference (the point where Dream buries George with gravel), summoning a massive rain of gravel, suffocating opponents within a 9-Meter Radius.
Combos
Z + G - Gravel Attack
T + H - Faster Travels
T + E (Hold C [optional]) + R - Die!
E + R - Ordinary Sword Combo
Shift + C : Dream summons a shield, blocking attacks in front of him
C + Z + G + T + R + LMB - Omae wa mo shindeiru
credit to Niiue for the advice btw for this part below this part of the comment
P : Dream will pose, making him have a pose combined with Giorno's Golden Experience and Golden Experience Requiem (what I'm saying is: basically he floats like the pose of GER but has the GE pose)
P + N : Dream will say quotes (just a random quote), when posing, he says “I WON!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!”, when not posing, he has 5 quotes:
“OHHHH GEORGE!!!!!”
“CMERE SAPNAP!”
“CMERE BAD!”
“I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, BY DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!”
“ *are you asking for a death wish?* ”
I've seen you before
Good man, dream team would be proud
wow
just wow
Oh my lord this is such an underrated comment
Extra: When dream is about to die then stats get higher.
Having a house made of diamond blocks: 😢
Using jukeboxes as furnance fuel:😀
Using enchantment tables as light sorce and building blocks: 😎
Using netherite as building blocks: 💪😎
Oh yeah, It's all coming together !
Corect meh if i am wrong cuz i am a romanian potato sack with an IQ of a crushed peanut
@@funtimefoxy4388 ahh relatable
Using pigstep to start a second war on the dream smp
nice meme bro
@@TheLenny0309 thanks
Dream: Exists
Georgenotfound: high pitched demonic screaming.
wAit WuT
Accurate-
OoOoOohHhHh DrEAaAaAamMm
CoMe hEre GeOrGe
🚣♂️ 🔼 🚣♂️🔼🚣♂️🔼🚣♂️🔼
Normal people's texture packs: 🟩🟫 UA-camrs texture packs: 🟩🟩
People: what satisfys you?
Me:
*lava turning into obsidian*
Ahhh so good
U r psychopath 😭😂
Lol how it's great for making nether portals w/o a diamond pick
ME TOO
But not in skyblock
16:15 Rick: You can't throw slimeballs in Minecraft, because they stick to your hand.
edit: guys stop liking my comment i already have a full stack
wait that actually makes sense wtf
Whoa-
Omg people actually listened
@@yesyes3925 lol nope
The two people who broke the stack deserves the death penalty
Cat hugging creeper
Creeper: *Unholy hissing*
Yall dont see it but the creeper is tryna run away
The last thing the hostile mob sees after killing my dog:
*Ur profile*
Edit: come on mane u changed it now my comment is unoriginal :(
That one was adorable tbh
@@darkyboi1635 LOL
Creeper aww man
Oh no oh no oh no no no no no no
29:25 Fastest things in the world:
Cheetah: 4/10
Airplane: 7/10
Light: 10/10
A god dam rabbit: 351971/10
Falls into ravine - panik
Doesnt die - kalm
Realizes you were lagging this whole time - panik
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ur on Creative mode : kalm
The creative gui is fake : panik
@@blackimpostor5324 lol
xD
And you were in hardcore mode - panik
My memes are cringe (=.= )
Dad: *deletes sons Minecraft world
Me with a loaded shotgun: I just wanna talk to him
Stop showing me love
literally SAME
@RobloxFan AlfredoSaus
*I will*
Dad with his minigun: *sure*
@RobloxFan AlfredoSaus no ofc not lmfao
Well it’s time to do a crime of time
44:54 no, my first wallpaper is Dream with a gun saying: "If you steal my phone we're gonna start manhunt irl" and my second wallpaper is George and Sapnap fighting over Dream on twitter
I did not know this was an hour long :\
I NEED that wallpaper
@@yassinelaouadi305 same bro, same
Yea i have antfrost but ( he a cute cat) as my lockscreen and dream holding george,bad,sapmap and antfrost with a fishing rod :)
3:28
The creeper, trying to stay calm while being right next to it's worst fear: (mentally screaming)
Teacher: *explains how obsidian is made*
The kid who plays Minecraft: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
You are l E g e n d
LoL yea
why is this so god damn true?!
This is me no joke-
this is actually factually incorrect because minecraft is a million dollar franchise and fictional game created by Markus Alexej Persson which is now owned by microsoft. Within this game it is possible to create obsidian by having water (h2O) that is moving (using kinetic energy given by gravity (which comes from the mass of the planet)) come into contact with lava that is not in motion (though it still has kinetic energy because it is proven that all substances have some amount of kinetic energy, especially lava which has a very high temperature (which comes from the kinetic energy)). While this may be possible in the digital video game called Minecraft (created by Markus Alexej Perrson and now owned by microsoft), this is not possible in our reality for several reasons. 1: the lava is too hot to be transported in any practical way. And 2: the lava would rapidly cool when it is on the surface, not leaving you much time to put it on some running water, and also quite possibly getting it stuck in the container. In actuality, obsidian is created when lava from volcanoes (which has a high silica content) cools rapidly on the surface, and is actually very low in water. Therefore, the Minecraft playing kid in question may not have the right idea on how obsidian is formed in the real world, and would not have more knowledge on the subject (or otherwise be "4 parallel universes ahead of") his instructor. However, if, perhaps, the teacher were explaining how obsidian was formed in Minecraft (though I would not see the practical application of such knowledge outside of the game), then perhaps this student would have more knowledge on this subject than his overseer.
"doesnt matter if you have a mansion of diamond blocks and obsidian or a dirt hut,once you place the furnace next to the crafting table, its a home "
The moment that this person is this time 3:13
A bed?????
I d
ont put the crafting table next to the furnaces everytime
If you dont know how to build its not my fault lol. And yes a homme without a bed isnt a home
Or a shack
I was going to press like on this comment but there’s already a stack of likes
"Getting good weapons"
"Drinking a strength potion"
Telling your friends you drank a strength potion"
"Drinking a fire resistance potion so your friends think you drank a strength potion"
Dream fans: Now where have I heard this before...
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too
Chain...
BREAKER
Me: goes in to a cave
Cave:starts playing scary sound
Me:goes to creative to get some torch
Haha we same
22:16 The second I saw "telling your friends you drank a strength potion" I KNEW THE REFERENCE AND I AM SO HAPPY
Same
I don't...
also same
@the block behind the slaughter Watch Dream's ,,Speedrunner vs 3 Hunter" video (I'm not sure witch one, maybe the ,,rematch" one.)
I clicked on this video thinking, "I'll eat when this finishes," only to realize it's an hour long...
Just eat while watching
@@Boringrobloxian1221 I can't remember for sure, but I think I ended up doing that lol.
@@Commander_Grub oh ok
Weird green smiley man: *turns into a phychopath and a literal demon*
Satan: well I just wanna say that I’m a huge fan
do you mean dream
@@starrysb5214 what did you thought??
123Mireille456 UwU yeah no shit
this is genuiely funny! Pure comedy
Him and some randoms of various other importance who hate sleeping (and likely voted in the phantom anyway): [hate on a hostile mob that would be in a small portion of the dimension because they neither comprehend the idea of sleeping every couple of days nor /gamerule do_insomnia false]
More magic, which they almost certainly want, which would have come from iceologer: Am I a joke to you?
2:22 missed opportunity to replace ‘never’ with ‘Nether’
yay lol
Yeaa
Yeah
I wonder what people think about this meme BTW
When u realise that nether is actually a giant cave covered in lava, its just in other dimension, and so the nether update was actually a cave update
Hey, I made a video on "different countries in Minecraft be like", you will really like it, please watch
Big brain
@@zehraolmez9820 sa
@@theearthburner6159 yo, not a good idea to sponsor your content on other people's content
*Me after 30 mins* is it over yet?
*looks at time*
Me: “it’s an hour I should turn it off
Me: *keeps watching*
Same
1 day later... *watches memes for 5 hours*
Ikr
@@maisie6894 why the hell are u even here in cool gang ur not cool
me doing the exact same thing but its already 1pm in the morning
#dailydoseofmemes
The potion ur thinking of:
.°•.°•.°•Science.°•.°•.°•.°•
The potion:
"Your dreams are bad cuz ur mom is"
Dream didnt like that
9 yr old me playing minecraft pretending I'm recording a video is SO TRUE I didn't know other people did this like me XD
I do this with every game
Can’t wait to look at these memes
@Funny Hoodvines that's sorts gay
Funny Hoodvines get rid of the dont forget to sub
If you click on funny hood vines reply you can see that this channel has posted the same exact reply as this on other videos. You have to click on his icon and then all you can see is, this guys videos are really funny. and he has motivated me to start my own youtube channel so i would like some support and feedback. And dont forget to subscribe
Those are meme from another channel in fact
SwordSlice410 he wants revenue bro don’t hate
Poisonous Potato’s are useful for the advancement “a balanced diet”
No No he's got a point
Not on bedrock :(
(BrassyBoy 98) Oh Yea True
@@Wishdasher123 Slowly inhaled: Place holder item in Redstone circuits
i think this is how dream eats
Everybody: GOLD IS USLESS
Also Everybody: ok I take that back
Netherite: *EXSISTS*
Uhm everyone forgot for the goldenapples
Iskall: it’s actually a flex block for redstone
Pro And Troll since when, I see it everywhere
@HeyIts Hellfire OK BUDDY
Exisitistis*
Teachers: don’t do drugs
Me instantly: TO EXPENSIVE
Steven he: I’ve teached my fans well
35:31
Teacher: *Starts explaining how Obsidian is made
Kids who played minecraft:
Ad i got there: You're looking Peterculter beautiful tonight
I got a football
Me: like I’m going to watch the whole 1 hour video
Me after: I can’t believe that I watched the whole video
Same
Same
#relatable
Wait this is 1h long? 🤣 🤣 🤣 I was playing minecraft map, unseren forces while watching, i didnt saw its 1h long
i didnt even know it was 1 hour
Me after 5 Mins of memes: I have seen enough I am satisfied
Me 1 min later: nvm
lol
YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
This is literally me!
@@sundae_z ur goddam right jimmy
“i like mans who has no fear”
“i like the corrupted disc on minecraft”
“ *marry me* ”
This took up all of my maths class, and I regret nothing.
Wow
Never regret.
Minecraft has all the math you need.
@@theweirdone6019 It’s called Protection 2 plus Protection 2 equals protection 3. So 2 plus 2 is 3.
@@CheckCheckCheckCheck no 2 plus 2 is 22
Lol
7:03 Finding a woodland mansion and using the wool inside to make a bed (Emerald Apple)
finding a zombie village and take the string to make wool to make a bed (diamond apple)
Wait. thats illegal.
Me: goes to mineshaft to get wood to get stone and iron to go make 2 buckets to go to the nether to go trade with piglins to get string for wool to make a bed: EncHANteD vOiD aPpLe
@@hibikismusic3103 go to pyramids chest to find string and craft wool to make a bed (netherite apple)
What gives people feelings of power
Money
Status
Being featured in #dailydoseofmemes
I hope you get featured this made me laugh 😂
Overused meme
Likes berofe I liked: 123
Likes after I liked:124
I only like if it's 123
Is it your crown
If respect is all that keeps you king what’s saving you from a KNIFE IN THE BACK
What gives people feelings of power finding diamonds
3:27 "Steve, I know we've had our differences in the past but please for the love of all the universe's crisis, save me!"
You accidentally kill the captain of the raid and get the Bad Omen effect: Panik
You have milk: Kalm
You already set off another raid, kill the captain again, don't have milk, and the cows have poofed away: PANIK
Thats just sad
Minecraft players in caves: *screaming from the cave sounds*
Terraria players:
Now it's time to get funky
Me: screaming from the mobs chasing me
Me: why is the meme taking so long to end?
Also me: *realises that's it's 1 hour*
Also also me: well. *F*
if you watched to the end you should know my computer runs minecraft at 1500 fps without optifine, when I installed optifine the number went over nine thousand, when i got shaders it went right to 2
Same
same here
Same
@@thedragon2761 Same
People be saying gold was useless before netherite
Golden Apples that need gold: Am I a joke to you?
i never use golden apples:)
OR ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES
or i give myself e-apples sometimes… but only in pocket
@@christianpedersen1244 yeah PE is a lot harder than JAVA.
‘Arrows of healing are useless!’
I I may add some nerd, undead mobs are actually harmed by potions of healing, so the healing arrows actually harm them more!
:O
My god...
BEEPING *GENIUS*
Dream: I’m the best speed runner
Me who finds diamonds near the surface: cap
Me who does not believe you: CAP
@@oxifly276 r/wooosh
Me: Waiting for this video to end so I can watch a different one.
Me: realizing it’s one hour.
Me: Why have I chosen this life?
MWUAHAHAHA
damn i didnt check how long it was till i saw this
A peaceful child on my Minecraft server: exist
Me: not on my watch
22:24
Dan tdm fans felt that on an emotional level
Yea xD
Omg nostalgia
22:22
1:09
Someone: *Kills a Wandering Trader for leads*
People who use leads to hang Iron Golems: 😎🍷
I hanged a player with a lead before...
@@nonrealgffnfeverwhereatthe3693 hol'up
@@nonrealgffnfeverwhereatthe3693 same but with only a entire 3 villagers
Oh hey son
Name is even afton not chris scott confirmed that
I still call em christ tho
"Fragment of a broken dream."
Me, on my way to chop Dream's left arm off:
Good meme
Um
Georgenotfound: Exists
Dream: OH GEORGE!!
Men only want one thing, and it's ducking disgusting.
What men want: Elytra Slot
thats not disgusting its disgusting when you can't wear a chestplate and elytra at the same time
@@nr1wartortlefan it's revolting and Mojang should be disappointed with themselves-
(Not really Mojang's aight)
I want to like this comment... But then it'd have 70 likes
can't let that happen
i mean who dosent want an elytra slot
Me : *watching the video*
Also me : *remembers that i have school tomorrow and I need to study and sleep well
also me again : * still watches but worried
Me after 44 minutes realizing for the first time that this is one hour long:
😳
((◉👄◉))
same
I realized it when i first watched it
Me watching this at night when I’m half asleep:SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
not me watching this at 11:49 PM
Dream:
*Is just trying to get wood for a manhunt*
BBH, Sap and George:
*HaHa, Chase him!*
Dream:nO sToP!
Also Dream when he gets good stuff:
*HaHa, Chase them!*
A loop of endless possibilities
8:47
*This meme actually made me tear up, I will never kill a wandering trader ever again in my life.*
SAME 🙁😧
Just kill the god damn llamas
@Not A Ranboo BAHAHXHAHC IM SORRY I DONT REMEMBER COMMENTING THAT I LOVE LLAMAS I SWEAR
Wait what
we all know you will do thiss
Teacher: does anybody know where the Netherlands are?
JackSepticEye: *points at nether portal*
Goedemorgen
@@Crazyreq ???
YAY JACK-A-BOY
I WAS 69TH LIKE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heb je ooit in nederland een warped forest gezien...?? ik niet hoor. nederland heeft ook geen lava, geen fortresses, alleen maar water weilanden en molshopen
When your friend asks why you dye your bed red every time: *crying*, I don't wanna talk about it.
People: I mine only 3 pieces of stone from a wooden pickaxe
Me: *casually mines 16 to make a sword, pickaxe, axe, and furnace*
how do you make those letters that are tinted black
@@profetasdelcamino use *
can relate, but i mine an extra eight for another furnace
nah you gotta mine 3 stone then make a stone pickaxe THEN Mine up 13 more stone, it will be much faster
@@profetasdelcamino use * both in front of and behind the words
UA-cam: how many ads?
Daily meme dose:
*YES*
You can skip them if you skip to the end of the video then press replay
I got no ads this whole vid
I have youtube premium so yea
Dream: throws his invis pot
The hunters: Unterstandable have a great day
mojang: rejects every food item idea
also mojang: lets add poisoned potatoes that literally do nothing
Mobs vs torches
Torches: you are non-existent when I’m around
Mobs: but I can spawn anywhere you are not around
Torches:🤬
Here before my time is wasted
Achievement unlocked: BIG BRAIN!
God youre supposed to be watching the humans
Achievement unlocked: terrible advice
@@Thesilliestkid yas
Achievement Unlocked :
Who cares if they are gods
honestly, best hour i can ever spend during a class zoom call
Ohhh you to cool
Your cool
Littery same
LMAO SAME HVJGI
@Little GaPeach well for me school is pain
IRL scuba diving: *wears proper diving gear*
Minecrafters: "Gimme door"
Girls that think boys don't know true sadness
Boys:
Reuben falling
😭😭
T-T
My cousin cried
wait somebody remeber minecraft story mode???
😭
Hands down my favourite part of these is how the voice reads it.
biome="bee-oh-mee"
weeeee="we-e-e-e-e-e-e"
pictures="pic-toor-oors"
you get my point. never change.
When the sentence says: Heartbreak
He pronounced it as: Heatbrick
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
_n_*ooooooooooooooooooooooo*
24:35
EXUSE me, I am a female. And whenever I see a wandering trader I kill the wandering trader and the llamas.
I keep the llamas
Me to
And im girl
@CornCob you're goin' soft.
I psycho u should only kill the trader
@@assassinnoir1015 ✨ l e a t h e r ✨
2:48 actually they changed it so when a shulker box gets burned it’s contents spills out so now your netherite is safe from lava
I can milk you meme exist:
People: i can milk you
Dream: BOAT PARKOUR ON LAVA
Minecraft: The boats now can't spawn on lava!
Dream: *tries new trick*
Mojang: *bruh*
Lmao this was actually Pretty Funny LOL
I like how wholesome the Minecraft community is :)
And then there's the toxic fortnite community making fun of us😢
"yo @Minecraft @MojangSupport you might wanna check this bug out... They started doing that after they broke their crossbows.."
*Don't worry guys, the pillagers are just saluting to each other because they know they're gonna die.*
THE THUMBNAIL
IT MAKES ME SCREAM EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THAT 🤣
21:33 You can't craft any of those without the stick.
Thanks for making my day.
So “you” are the best yeet
Me playing survival without cheats:
My friend five seconds in and has enabled cheats and has gave themselves netherite and has beat the game already with the cheats:
Me: *listen here little sh-*
Me: Why do flint and iron make flint and steel?
My friend: *visible confusion*
yeah why tho
22:24 who else got hit hard with a wave of nostalgia?
ME
Me
It's like the clone wars......... it's very old
Daily Dose of Memes be like: UA-cam Ad Company: How many ads do you want
Daily Dose of Memes: Yes
do you have UA-cam premium or something cuz there’s like a gazzilion ads
me who uses brave ads are a thing?
3:27 who says the creeper wants this, can't you see he is paralysed from all the fear
Hey, I made a video on "different countries in Minecraft be like", you will really like it, please watch
@@theearthburner6159 STFU pls
6:31
Australians: the spiders are not THAT big! They are just normal sized.
Drinks water cup
17:24 I’ve replayed this clip so many times just to realize he’s putting bane of arthropods 5 on his sword
Dream: *jumps into the lava to get a strider*
Me: PLEASE JUST GET OVER HERE
Lol
#dailydoseofmemes
“Would you give up on your make up, friends and family for some anime merch?”
Other girls: omg nooooooo how could i live!
Me: *ight time to go buddy*
Hey, I made a video on "different countries in Minecraft be like", you will really like it, please watch
Kk :)
@@theearthburner6159 why are you sponsoring your channel
THE EARTH BURNER wait I saw you reply to another comment with the exact same words
@@mempez8527 because this person will also like it,I just copied the text
Me:names a spider herobrine
Me:lets the spider kill me
Death message in chat:player died while fighting herobrine
The whole sever:we are all gonna die!!!
Me: *makes flat world to make a big mansion*
When it rains: enderman: *high pitched demonic screaming*
Me: dies in hardcore
World: Adios
Me: *Laughs in backup*
"Drinking a fire resistance potion to make your friends think you drank a strength potion, going to the nether, 'slips' into the lava, sends a message in chat that says dream died in lava...
1000000000000iq
This brings so many childhood memories where my cousin didn't told me that you can't mine diamond with stone pickaxe,and that was my first diamond
The one about the boys dad deleting his Minecraft world? I wanted to cry - the AUDACITY! Feel so bad for that boy
When a dragonhead mocks me When playing skybock: :’(
When people defend me by telling him to leave me alone: :’)
But srsly tho this actually happened once
She : you're the only idiot who plays minecraft at the age of 19
Me : SEÀN!!!! FELIX!!!!!
but they're famous, so they can do whatever they want
@@jaydeedoan3022 every people are equal
someone : "MiNeCrAfT Is fOr lItTlEs kIdDiEs"
veterans who played minecraft for 10 years :
*oh please can you say any other words in your last day alive?*
11:18
The friend who was secretly dream: *right back at ya buckeroo*
This is exactly what I needed….. *1 hour of minecraft memes*
21:33 this means a lot you started it and you can extend it farther than you can think you're the source of them all.
Terraria: you can adventure
Minecraft: you can build
We are not the same
But we're friends
mojang: " gives us cave update "
everyone " what now? "
fix. microshit adds us caves update!
End Update
I'm not like other girls: I'm the most cringy thing on the comment section!
"Not a single soul:": no I am!
???: amateurs
Im not like other girls: What was that punk?!
Dreamteam jokes: _AMATEURS_
Creeper: **explodes me to death**
My wife waking up in the bed she fell asleep on bed and vaguely remembering a stuffed animal spontaneously combusting: 28:23
You see Herobrine:Panik
Not in minecraft:Kalm
NOT IN MINECRAFT!