Ciaphas Cain - the emperor’s finest - part 1

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  • @adamfox1669
    @adamfox1669 5 місяців тому +25

    My long time wargaming buddy & I listened to these while he was going through chemo treatment. This stuff was really helpful for him and a good way to spend time with a dying friend. Thank you very much. I’ll always appreciate the time it gave me with Paul.

  • @AnIdiotsLantern
    @AnIdiotsLantern 3 роки тому +119

    Thank you so much for this story. I really hope you finish the rest. We all need more Cai-cai-Caiaphus Caine in our lives and your accent is very charming. I like that we can hear you turning the pages too. That’s something I wish more readers did.

    • @americanslav2262
      @americanslav2262 3 роки тому +8

      Cai Cai Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 Рік тому +1

      @@americanslav2262 sounds of imposter syndrome

  • @YT-Sash
    @YT-Sash 4 місяці тому +5

    I listen to this on the LOOOONG haul up Australia's west coast, it made boring trees and asphalt interesting!
    thanks for doing this mate!

  • @dorogundam
    @dorogundam 2 роки тому +25

    Its a lucky thing I listened to Aborderprince prequel short story of this and finding this playlist right after.

  • @go5083
    @go5083 2 роки тому +54

    Imma be honest, I’ve never fully finished this log. I don’t even manage to get more than a minute through because something about the crackle of your mic in this, the tone and the rhythm you take to reading it knocks me out. For the past couple nights I’ve set this to play when I want to get to sleep and it works too damn well. From memory I get up to where jurgen is introduced at the latest. Maybe someday I’ll finally be able to hear the story but until then you sir have helped an ADHD insomniac shut off and get to sleep, thank you for your service.

    • @almarioustavion9841
      @almarioustavion9841 2 роки тому +1

      Same here, I think It's cause he reads in such a slow, thoughtful and brooding way. Most reader-ers don't do that, haha.

    • @grayprincezote57preceptsag51
      @grayprincezote57preceptsag51 Рік тому +3

      I can't tell if this comment is a complimentary insult or an insulting compliment lol

    • @andref8246
      @andref8246 Рік тому

      The emperor pacifies

    • @FLoooT
      @FLoooT 11 місяців тому +1

      @@grayprincezote57preceptsag51 It is a compliment as OP suffers from insomnia and with this audiobook, could finally get some real sleep.

  • @Falsh125
    @Falsh125 2 роки тому +42

    The depiction of Cain walking behind the Astartes and trying to look impressive cracked me up! I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long while, especially while listening to Warhammer! 🤣 Your deadpan voice modulation and comic timing suited the moment so well! 😛🤣

    • @maxwellheenan458
      @maxwellheenan458 2 роки тому +2

      Its funny but you have to keep in mind, in cains last stain the book before this he has slain a traitor Antares.

  • @zachariahmorris833
    @zachariahmorris833 Рік тому +7

    Your voice is the perfect mix of cowboy and regal. It's the voice I imagine Cain having.

  • @johnsears6077
    @johnsears6077 3 роки тому +37

    If you publish the rest of this story I’ll be eternally grateful

  • @tedybomber1713
    @tedybomber1713 3 роки тому +32

    More please, u saintly soul.

  • @superdrew907
    @superdrew907 3 роки тому +14

    Its been said many times already however I'm gonna say it again. Awesome job! Thank you for all the work you put into this. You have a voice gifted for story telling. God bless and may the Emperor protect you!

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 3 роки тому +9

    You have a very smooth voice, it works quite well for Cain. This was a delight.

  • @adamfox1669
    @adamfox1669 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you for sharing these! I appreciate your time and effort. Thanks

  • @themcradical1
    @themcradical1 3 роки тому +11

    Thank the algorithm i found you great work

  • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
    @slitherthewizardofwither6959 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I love you I will watch every commercial when add that comes on this UA-cam channel

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 3 роки тому +15

    I am in a depression because of TTS ending, so this is awesome. Love your voice!

  • @billyelliot4141
    @billyelliot4141 2 роки тому +2

    Just finished the Necron tomb world book. Thanks for this, its good soup. 🇮🇪💪📖

  • @justinmoore4088
    @justinmoore4088 Рік тому

    @Some Imperial Fist I can hear your delivery just fine.. Also, this is one of my favorite Cain books, which I've read and previously listened too several times. You've done well with this story and I look forward to your future endeavors!

  • @BungaUnga111
    @BungaUnga111 2 роки тому +7

    Yarrick and Cain the only two commissars that can kick a spacemarines ass with zero consequences

  • @KillTeamHungary
    @KillTeamHungary 3 роки тому +19

    Omg i thought at first this story is narrated by Zap Brannigan

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @mig1739
      @mig1739 3 роки тому +1

      honestly I would have loved to hear this fully narrated by Zap Brannigan lol

  • @lightningchegg4823
    @lightningchegg4823 3 роки тому +5

    I love this! Thank you very much!!! I do hope you keep doing this!

  • @moridince
    @moridince 3 місяці тому +2

    That inbreath at 11:28, chefs kiss.

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 роки тому +9

    Alright. Six books down, now for seven. I think this chapter has been referenced since book two, but I’m finally glad to have some context for how Cipahis met, fought alongside, and befriended at least one of the Emperor’s chosen.

  • @skywatcheradept
    @skywatcheradept 3 роки тому +9

    2:00:25 Heroic Astartes build-up

  • @Rawr-a-Saurus
    @Rawr-a-Saurus Рік тому +2

    I would like to get the traitor’s hand in audio from you, always loved cain’s adventures, run like frak, dodge and survive

  • @gordonperkins4042
    @gordonperkins4042 2 роки тому +2

    im interested in the chronological order of the cain story would love to see this on the channel already so much here

    • @billyelliot4141
      @billyelliot4141 2 роки тому

      This is the prequel to this story i think. Its a great character i want to get it all too. ua-cam.com/video/qdrSbgyFvyc/v-deo.html enjoy this one dude. Dont know what comes before it though.

  • @kurtadixon
    @kurtadixon 3 роки тому +5

    thank you very much for reading this and sharing this with us. :)

  • @blakekatuin9679
    @blakekatuin9679 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant been looking for a warhammer reader who good and you are good sir
    Sorry to hear about the money but hassle them get them to give you your fair share

  • @Yeyenprigojin
    @Yeyenprigojin 4 місяці тому +1

    great audiobook before sleep

  • @darionietlispach2470
    @darionietlispach2470 3 роки тому +4

    very good work mate left an abo =D

  • @davidk6269
    @davidk6269 3 роки тому +8

    Thank you for this reading!!!

  • @jamesrichards802
    @jamesrichards802 Рік тому +1

    It’s like Christopher Walken is reading, and I love it

  • @kacpadestro8086
    @kacpadestro8086 2 роки тому +1

    Great job mate your voice clicks for Cains for me

  • @morgs456
    @morgs456 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for uploading mate

  • @Scrombo2
    @Scrombo2 3 роки тому +2

    Your Dorn daddy would be proud, of how you fortified this book

  • @320466
    @320466 2 роки тому +2

    Hey man thanks for the reading bro

  • @IallenIallenI
    @IallenIallenI 3 роки тому +4

    I'm not sure, but it sounds like you're speaking in an accent that isn't your own and it's really impressive how well you keep it together. Occasionally a little slip here and there, but otherwise it's a really spot on "neutral" English. Good work!

  • @IronWarhorsesFun
    @IronWarhorsesFun 2 роки тому +1

    Cian need to meet the Death Korps AT LEAST ONCE... i would love to see him walk away from those guys.

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  2 роки тому +2

      This is how i think it would go and buy no means is it my best work for writting but its what i came up with on the spot lol
      "Thanks for the tena jurgen, uhh buy the way colonel." Cain says and continues after taking a sip "what new regiment are we going to be fighting alongside?" Slowly adjusting himself from the slanted seating position he was in giving me full few of his roal hineass he pulls out a data slate to double confirm who we will be fighting with in the next plannet swarming with orks. One of my most favorite enemys to deal with i would say if my head was missing a few screws. "The Death Korps of Krieg i belive." He finally says with his lower lip dribbling a bit of saliva only for him to slurp it back up. "So will they work well with my vallhallens?" I ask wanting to know if they can be trusted to watch my back or if given the chance to use them as a meat shield for a onrushing ork who wants my fancy hat.
      Chugging along in what used to be a chimera jurgen was able to acquire for us. I exit the vehicles remins leaving behind the massive body still laying ontop its head inside on the floor. Was it that i noticed that he parked us in a artillery field full of empty shells. Making our way to the trenches almost slipping on a few shells left for someone to fall arse over tit on, jurgen and i finally make it to the forward operation bace in the soggy trenches. Off in the distance machine gunfire and the almost never ending bombardment of the outgoing artillery can be hurd. After my eyes adjust to the dark of the fob do i notice that im being stared at by multiple empty eyes on the gasmask of the fellow men in the room. "Is there a gas leak we should know about?" Jurgen says a matter of fact lacking his usual timly matter for offhand comments. "Apologies for my aid field marshal, but i do share the same worry along for the rest of my men." They make no movements and dont utter any words besides just standing at attention and just looking at us. It starts to get at my nerves and i feel a bit uneasy. Thankfully another commissar enters with another gasmask person in toe but this one has on a silver helmet with gold trim and a rugged old leather trenchcoat that has seen better days along with other users if im to judge from the few bullet marks and burn damage in some areas of the coat. "Sorry for not meeting you when you arrived Commissar cain, you did show up early and without warning. Mind telling us what happened?" I motion to my aid and Jurgen places on the table a ork warboss medal "we ran into a scrap of trouble." A whole frakton if you ask me, if it wasnt for Jurgens driving and the guardsmen manning the storm bolter we wouldn't have made it at all. "We got attacked buy the orks warboss and when it tore open the roof of our vehicle i was able to give a killing blow." Maintaining my ever growing reputation without ever needing to try as always. No one needed to know how much i was holding back tears or that i almost relieved myself the moment the roof came open, or how the damned ork claw came a mere few inches from my face. "And as to why we didnt vox in our arrival, lets just say ork rokets do a good number to equipment."
      Thats all im writting

  • @lordcarl3374
    @lordcarl3374 3 роки тому +4

    Whoever you are, thank you for this.

  • @ordakhan631
    @ordakhan631 3 роки тому +5

    Nice job!

  • @Haiphong778
    @Haiphong778 Рік тому +1

    The voice is so good but I can barely hear the audio :'c
    I am sad to have to miss out on this. I just can't balance it.

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  Рік тому +1

      Yea, my old content is pretty cringe now that I’ve gotten better at. Everything lol

  • @Crazycoyote-we7ey
    @Crazycoyote-we7ey 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude is Like Captain Ueki Tylor from the 90 Anime THE IRRESPONSIBLE CAPTAIN TYLOR

  • @danielrowell2119
    @danielrowell2119 3 роки тому +6

    I really enjoyed your reading. You have a wonderful resonant voice. Maybe brush up on pronunciation unless it was your recording equipment that kept muddling words?

    • @superdrew907
      @superdrew907 3 роки тому

      @Daniel Rowell when is last time you picked up a novel and you read it aloud? I challenge you to try it sometime, record it and post it up here. So we all can confirm your pronunciation when reading aloud is as flawless as you seem to expect from a fan reading. . Thanks brah.

  • @angelocavar8610
    @angelocavar8610 3 роки тому +2

    Oi! Nice! Keep it up!

  • @sketch6360
    @sketch6360 3 роки тому +4

    I concur, more please

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  3 роки тому +2

      I do have a part 2

    • @sketch6360
      @sketch6360 3 роки тому +3

      @@someimperialfist1404 very well done. I feel asleep to it, going to have to start over but I enjoyed it a lot

  • @mohamdmlg9027
    @mohamdmlg9027 Рік тому +1

    Very nice but the audio was a pit low

  • @mikayelalikhanyan1587
    @mikayelalikhanyan1587 2 роки тому +1

    honestly, I don't understand why people give that much credit to this Ciaphis he spent this whole book either on a medical bed talking to strangers
    or not doing anything

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  2 роки тому

      It is rather silly isnt it?

    • @mikayelalikhanyan1587
      @mikayelalikhanyan1587 2 роки тому +1

      @@someimperialfist1404 eh almost I've just read another ciaphis Cain book "choose your enemies" and that was even more silly if you have a patrion I'll pay you to do that for 5 or 10 dollars I'm poor

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  2 роки тому

      @@mikayelalikhanyan1587
      That’s up next soon, and patron is set to be $1 a month unless you want to do $5 or higher. That’s 100% up to you tho

  • @alejandroblanco7369
    @alejandroblanco7369 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for this champ 50-0!

  • @israelbernal9854
    @israelbernal9854 3 роки тому +1

    Great work

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 роки тому +6

    Damn. I thought this would be book one.

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  3 роки тому +1

      Sorry to disappoint, hopefully this one still brings you some joy 😁

    • @ThePumpkinRot
      @ThePumpkinRot 3 роки тому +3

      If it makes you feel better, this book takes place before the first in the timeline.

    • @goliath1179
      @goliath1179 3 роки тому

      @@ThePumpkinRot not particularly. I want all the books and need to read them in order.

    • @ThePumpkinRot
      @ThePumpkinRot 3 роки тому

      @@goliath1179 I know the feeling.

  • @ztcgamer9652
    @ztcgamer9652 3 роки тому +5

    this isn't a criticism this is a legit question are you sure you're not a clone of William Shatner
    P.S great work

  • @ozen4909
    @ozen4909 10 місяців тому +1

    Do you have book 6 to book 1?

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  10 місяців тому

      I’m working on them, I’ve just been busy with life lately and haven’t posted much on the channel

  • @playtoyx
    @playtoyx 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing

  • @JimSwim308
    @JimSwim308 3 роки тому +2

    sounds like wheel of fortune in the background

  • @forestflyr9940
    @forestflyr9940 3 роки тому +1

    This lastest epsiode of twilight zone it unexpected but welcome

  • @blakekatuin9679
    @blakekatuin9679 3 роки тому +1

    Live it thank you

  • @johnmartinez5722
    @johnmartinez5722 3 роки тому +1

    Solid voice

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 3 роки тому +4

    Is this imposter syndrome or is this [ *B A L L S O F S T E E L* ]

  • @mezec4317
    @mezec4317 3 роки тому +1

    Ffs and I've been listening to it paid on audible.

  • @KBvanderWalt
    @KBvanderWalt 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you

  • @Ng-zg4dq
    @Ng-zg4dq 3 роки тому +1

    👍

  • @itisimatadvc
    @itisimatadvc 2 роки тому +39

    You start off by reading loud and clear but within one minute you trail off into a low mumble, I can barely follow way you're saying. ☹️

    • @craigmccormack3255
      @craigmccormack3255 2 роки тому +2

      I second that. With respect one must place more energy into the vocal chords, elevate your head and make sure your neck is straight. This will greatly assist.

    • @derekforster6096
      @derekforster6096 Рік тому +2

      Without offence are you using headphones

    • @WhereIsJaune
      @WhereIsJaune Рік тому +5

      I for one am using one. I'm not bothered by the somewhat quiet delivery but unfortunately there are quite a lot of words and phrases that I found difficult to understand due to the unclear delivery. Still, I appreciate the man's work and his efforts.

    • @andref8246
      @andref8246 Рік тому

      I don't know what you're listening on but I'm using headphones and have no issues understanding despite a few mistakes here and there.

    • @joebutler4275
      @joebutler4275 Рік тому +1

      Dont worry about it, keep making great content ❤🎉

  • @ringolfheinrich9680
    @ringolfheinrich9680 3 роки тому +4

    für den algorythmus

    • @goldxahn5247
      @goldxahn5247 3 роки тому +1

      Diese Kommentarsektion ist leider noch nicht Teil der BRD :(

  • @aphmaufan8838
    @aphmaufan8838 3 роки тому +3

    I came

  • @lgjm5562
    @lgjm5562 Рік тому +1

    52:00

  • @skywatcheradept
    @skywatcheradept 3 роки тому +5

    Dang it - 4 books narrated at the same time: Cain, Gotrek, Fists & Cadia. I would much prefer you finish at least one of these books before you start the next. All of the narrations are awesome but its hard to follow the storyline when we have to jump from book to book in pieces.

  • @jasonwright8546
    @jasonwright8546 11 місяців тому +1

    I am going to be honest in my review. I am continuing to listen through because there are no other options I can find.
    The pacing is Shatner-esque. Every fith word or so is mumbled and incomprehensible. Sound quality is poor. Reading is monotonous, emotionless, and it is difficult to keep my attention. I hope it improves as it goes on.

    • @jasonwright8546
      @jasonwright8546 11 місяців тому

      Nope sorry. I can't do it. I am about a third of the way through the video, and I couldn't tell someone anything about what is going on. I hate to be so critical, but this is just unlistenable in my view.

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  11 місяців тому +1

      That’s okay, my old content makes me cringe too

  • @watchletter
    @watchletter 2 роки тому +1

    Your voice is great

  • @captaincombat9384
    @captaincombat9384 9 місяців тому +1

    You sound like George Takei

  • @alexandersmith3942
    @alexandersmith3942 2 місяці тому

    Please read and look up words if you don't know how to pronounce them, thanks and i love these stories tho

  • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
    @Prophetofthe8thLegion 3 роки тому +1

    The Emperor's finest piece of shit!

  • @vextay7199
    @vextay7199 Рік тому

    Lmao I'm sorry but sometimes your voice reminds me of obiwan

  • @protivogazer2445
    @protivogazer2445 3 роки тому +2

    Жаль что я не знаю английский

  • @yelloabdamin1877
    @yelloabdamin1877 Рік тому

    Man its a good story but you could talk louder

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  Рік тому

      UA-cam compresses my videos. I’m sorry for this

    • @yelloabdamin1877
      @yelloabdamin1877 Рік тому +1

      @@someimperialfist1404 That sucks all good though i still listen to them just now at work

  • @dgondavies1472
    @dgondavies1472 2 роки тому

    i wanna listen, you have a good voice but the rhythm is all over the place you need to read a bit smoother it sound like your surprised or asking a question all the time really takes me out or the story sorry but you need more practice reading with a better flow.

  • @spacegear9379
    @spacegear9379 2 роки тому +1

    Stopped listening cause the reader has 0 energy

  • @ShaNagmaImmuru
    @ShaNagmaImmuru Рік тому +2

    Good voice for it but you must re record this , you had too many fuck ups

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  Рік тому +2

      Oh yea, it’s a few years old now. Gotten alot better recently and I keep the older videos up so I HAVE to look back and cringe at how auful I used to be. Even now I’m trying to improve

  • @nikolailevchenko5529
    @nikolailevchenko5529 Рік тому

    You need to work on your diction, pronunciation and rhythm dude. This is a struggle to listen to.

  • @theforlanjoker4457
    @theforlanjoker4457 2 роки тому +1

    Bit monotone tbh

    • @someimperialfist1404
      @someimperialfist1404  2 роки тому

      Later on i ad more personality into the characters. This is my older work m8

    • @theforlanjoker4457
      @theforlanjoker4457 2 роки тому

      @@someimperialfist1404 better than I ever could do just not getting into it, maybe edit out and redo, I think the start to an audio book is critical, gets you in if you get what I mean.

  • @ambletime3209
    @ambletime3209 2 роки тому

    Bro slow down and pronounce your words

  • @MrGoonGod
    @MrGoonGod 2 роки тому +2

    Not bad. Took me awhile to get used to your narration but I did wind up enjoying it