He has no money because he's drinking Monster Java, they're not cheap. But what kind of a pick up line is 'I've got a wrap sheet as long as f%&k!' What kind of a girl would go for that?! Sounds like he's practicing for jail 😂 Just full of bad decisions here. The guys got kids and supposedly broke. Get a job, keep working and magically stay out of trouble.
The fact that he keeps saying he, didn't even bring any money, sounds way, way, waaay, worse than he realizes. You made his energy drink sip very enjoyable to watch. He's really gonna be sorry he took it. You're right, the new Boom character is great! She needs a good nickname.
There’s Summer Camp and there’s Prison Camp He’s been in the system and when somebody says camp they mean Prison camp. A prison camp is the lowest form of prison.
The Monster Java Irish creams are one of my gotos! If you like cofee, the Monster Javas are all pretty damn good. Your commentary in this one didnt annoy me like the last one lol. Btw camp isnt like summer camp, its a certain type of lower security prison classification.
Bro please take your A.d.d. meds before you make your videos, you had me looking everywhere in the background. Oh and make a video about the "Glory hole" guy episode. That one was funny and Chris explains to the viewers what a glory hole is..😅😂
14:41 so Chris isn’t trying to draw comparisons to the ages. He’s trying to list it an emotional recognition within this guy of what he’s about to do to somebody else’s kid.
It is so much worse that he didn't bring money but DID bring a knife and he is too stupid to even see it. I believe he had every intention of taking what he wanted and threatening her if she pushed back in any way. Complete scum bag.
I believe the paper towel holder you find annoying and why the paper only goes halfway down is because it's a lamp, not a paper towel holder hahaha... what looks like paper towel is the lamp shade 😂😂
Ahh I guess I just never really heard that terminology before....still seemed Chris would refer to jail/prison as a camp to a guy in his mid 20's...but I guess he wasn't technically wrong. Thanks for letting me know!
43:44 do you know Andrew is going to be going to see something with Lorne. Guy saw him get arrested on TCAP and he caught a flight from England to sit in on his trial just to watch.😂
I'm sorry but I can't watch any further than 20 minutes, you stop and talk too much. I won't like or dislike the video, I'll check back at another time !
That quip about him looking 38 cut me deep. Ill be 39 next month. The whole thing trying to work out the monster made me laugh. I think there are losds of monster coffee flavours now. The list of flavours is probably long as... FUCK!
The Yez Zurs . . Sound like a voiceover in the background . . Like a rapper’s adlibs . . Waka . . Flocka .. Flame 😂 .. He should make beats and start the tag off with Yez Zur ..
Those monsters are really good honestly all the color ones taste great! And monster Java drinks are really good too. Specially the Irish cream I’m just saying !you didn’t have to get take a shower.
I liked the og coffee monsters back in high school, but I haven't had an energy drink in years...you hear how much I talk...I don't know if I can handle it.
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The fact that this guy says he hates condoms and has four kids is hilarious to me
He said "what you doing coming over here with no money " LMAO
I can't believe this shit has evolved to having money involved now..
he showed up to solicit a prostitute without money. why does he think that makes it better??
Makes it look like he was gonna force her into something weather he decided to pay or not
Idk how but not bringing money makes it look almost worse
A guy named Kevin sent me here
From the base? Same mate
@@TheDarkWizard666 yes sir
Don’t forget to take your liver medicine!
@@dankmycology2568 rip
@@TheDarkWizard666 That guy is always playing practical jokes.
I love the never ending mystery of "what the fuck is this guy fucking drinking !!!'
Hey, at least his best friend's mom wasn't dying from cancer...
2:05 bro it being "bright as 💩" doesn't mess with our ability to HEAR her ask if he has the cash lol. Just messin with ya.
does this guy think that the money makes it legal or something?
My new fave channel l!!! Love this! Keep em coming!
If he truly has no money on him,and bring a knife,his intentions where far worse than Chris realized.. Holy fk.. Probably saved a life imo.
He has no money because he's drinking Monster Java, they're not cheap. But what kind of a pick up line is 'I've got a wrap sheet as long as f%&k!' What kind of a girl would go for that?! Sounds like he's practicing for jail 😂 Just full of bad decisions here. The guys got kids and supposedly broke. Get a job, keep working and magically stay out of trouble.
he thought it was a set up so he brought a knife with him? got a real lovermangenuis here
Who wins a spelling bee? Dwayne Chisholm or John?
The fact that he keeps saying he, didn't even bring any money, sounds way, way, waaay, worse than he realizes.
You made his energy drink sip very enjoyable to watch. He's really gonna be sorry he took it.
You're right, the new Boom character is great! She needs a good nickname.
It's cool to see Charlie Hansen is still at it.
This was the cleanest, best pleasure
"i dont wanna be on the news dawg"
@@rleonekc07 lil late for that dawg
@@TheDarkWizard666 "he quickly comes up with a disguise"
Role playing chatroom dude
@@LeeLeeCRN 4 words
your laugh in this video is so contagious. I just hit half a blunt and im losing my mind
I wanna hear you sing
Exactly my situation 😂
"Ronnie Knights snacks" lmfao
He's admitted to having a firearm when he was a felon on top of all his current problems too
Love this guys commentary
The 10 second skip is my favorite!
He was being sarcastic when he said camp.
Intro = 17 minutes
Outro = 11 seconds
Another great video, Im enjoying the analysis.
Lol I want everyone to feel welcomed, but when it's time to go. It's time to go. It's how I live my life, and it's how I record my videos!
You’re doing the lords work for these full episodes
you beat me to the "YESSIR" thing. I known dudes that say that lot.
There’s Summer Camp and there’s Prison Camp
He’s been in the system and when somebody says camp they mean Prison camp. A prison camp is the lowest form of prison.
True, in my state white boys aren't allowed to go to any kind of camp or anything comfy like that
Theres sex offenders there
The Monster Java Irish creams are one of my gotos! If you like cofee, the Monster Javas are all pretty damn good. Your commentary in this one didnt annoy me like the last one lol. Btw camp isnt like summer camp, its a certain type of lower security prison classification.
I love how obsessed you are about the Monster drink lol
Thanks please keep doing these!
I didn’t even know anyone was covering these. I have yet to even watch the new series but this was a great introduction. Cheers!
Bro please take your A.d.d. meds before you make your videos, you had me looking everywhere in the background. Oh and make a video about the "Glory hole" guy episode. That one was funny and Chris explains to the viewers what a glory hole is..😅😂
You're fkn hilarious!!❤
Thank you for the commentary 😂
I love 8t😮
BTW My first watch 😅
I would have been like: you shot your penis of.... Do you know why that's quite hard to believe when you're here trying to have sex with a minor?
OFF, DopeY 😕.
Also thank you for posting i love these videos especially the Christopher cannon and Marvin Harrison smith episode
Why does he keep saying he has no money over and over like “oh well in that case! Have a nice day!”
14:41 so Chris isn’t trying to draw comparisons to the ages. He’s trying to list it an emotional recognition within this guy of what he’s about to do to somebody else’s kid.
4 kids and he's trying to raw-dog it with a 15 YEAR OLD!??!?!
Decoy has a gyatt who could blame him
I'm all in.. Dig the commentary.. Keep it up. 💪🏽
I want to know who cleans their gun still loaded?? But i feel like he never shouldve had it reattached 😂
I'd be willing to bet the sting won't be the last dumb decision John makes in his life😂
Can you not just use the arrow keys to move along the videos time line? watching you struggle with that bar is kinda sad.
"Camp" is literally short for prison camp. Its still prison just more level one and less violence. Usually where non violent first time offenders go
I understood the UFC reference for sure 😂😂👍🏽
I'd say looks closer to a Sean Penn. Sorry, Mr. Penn.
It is so much worse that he didn't bring money but DID bring a knife and he is too stupid to even see it.
I believe he had every intention of taking what he wanted and threatening her if she pushed back in any way.
Complete scum bag.
I believe the paper towel holder you find annoying and why the paper only goes halfway down is because it's a lamp, not a paper towel holder hahaha... what looks like paper towel is the lamp shade 😂😂
Yeah, I think I figured that out eventually lmao. Can you tell I do no prep before I press record. 😂
30:02 lol I feel like if you get diagnosed with ADHD that should just get tattooed on your forearm somewhere
There are lots of you facilities called “camps” I went to one called camp Owen when I was a kid
Ahh I guess I just never really heard that terminology before....still seemed Chris would refer to jail/prison as a camp to a guy in his mid 20's...but I guess he wasn't technically wrong. Thanks for letting me know!
43:44 do you know Andrew is going to be going to see something with Lorne. Guy saw him get arrested on TCAP and he caught a flight from England to sit in on his trial just to watch.😂
Don't work on being quick to judge, it's got me chucking 😂
He looks like DSP if he shaved and did a 10 year prison bid.
😂😂reconsider that fashion 👢 😂
He didn’t think the sting was ReaL
19:34 made me fall out of my chair.
20:58 😂 c'mon Chris! 😂
L o L.... That dude puts EXTRA cheese on that mean ass burger!!
Reba is still alive
this video would have really benefited from having a running "yessir" counter attached to it.
There is such a thing as prison camp.
Keep your genes in your boots.
Thanks bro!
Oh it did? Oh okay
The door the cops were hiding behind had a glass window in it. Lol.
Bro you talk to much..
Thanks for the view
Really sweet of him to get all dolled up for his date.
Aghh, nope.
you should do the chris hansen whose sorry now to catch a predator. would luv to see what you thing about that one.its hilarious 😂
I'm sorry but I can't watch any further than 20 minutes, you stop and talk too much. I won't like or dislike the video, I'll check back at another time !
It doesn't get any better, Phil. I'd just move along, thanks for stopping by though.
That quip about him looking 38 cut me deep. Ill be 39 next month.
The whole thing trying to work out the monster made me laugh. I think there are losds of monster coffee flavours now. The list of flavours is probably long as... FUCK!
Lmao, looking 38 when your 38 is fine. Looking 25 when your 38 just as good. But looking 38 when your 26... That's rough 🤣
The Yez Zurs . . Sound like a voiceover in the background . . Like a rapper’s adlibs . . Waka . . Flocka .. Flame 😂 .. He should make beats and start the tag off with Yez Zur ..
24:30 “Wangle” gets a callback.
15:50. Disassociated from he situation
19:35 😂
yes-zur, no-zur
What are you doing here?
Yesssir
Ufc reference is spot on lol
Wonder what kind of transformer u was talm bout
48:02 Made it!
“Yes sirrr” 😂
We are filming 🎥 dawg
Chris is the silver fox
New walls! Nice vid bud
Always take that as a huge compliment. Appreciate it!
He's gangster materia😅
Bruh u don't have to connect a bank to your cashapp
Cute house, it’s built good
The commentary 🤣😂💀
Keep doing this please i dont wanna pay for it lol but damn do i love watching it
You missed it but the Monster was a Java Monster, so it was coffee he was shaking up. But it doesn't need to be shaken that much.
Damn if I would have waited 15 more seconds I would have seen that you realized it was a Java haha
I didn't delete my comment for engagement purposes
Appreciate it man! And yeah dude, that energy drink threw me off so much. Felt bad when they basically show the can straight up right at the end 😂
@@pisshansen Also I totally agree with the comment to just be a man and buy a coffee haha
try watching the video next time before u comment on what got missed maybe🙃
Keep em coming bro 🔥
Stricken?
Sounds like his wife dodged a bullet cheating.
Lol fucking dude. We can get the uncut footage somewhere else. We’re here for the commentary. My guy! Just keep going!
Those monsters are really good honestly all the color ones taste great! And monster Java drinks are really good too. Specially the Irish cream I’m just saying !you didn’t have to get take a shower.
I liked the og coffee monsters back in high school, but I haven't had an energy drink in years...you hear how much I talk...I don't know if I can handle it.
@@pisshansen it’s video commentary you have to bro ,if they don’t like it ,that’s them. I do.
I hate the way his mouth moves
Howdy Dowdy hahaha
Hey can you post the one where the lightskin black guy kept saying "he only brought some weed"
Do you know their name? Are they a takedown pred or an older one? Not sure exactly who you're talking about sorry!
He was definitely tweaking
Yessir
Yessirrrr
yesUR
pisshansen>>>ur brother chris
19:34
"long as FUCK"
"Yessir"
You are wrong. No we don’t. 😂
another pisshasen video?
yessir