Minnesota teacher seeks largest pumpkin record

[@emdressdelrenaissance]

I wanna live in that pumpkin

[@techh8662]

women: i bet hes cheating on me.
men: *caressing a big ass pumpking* yes baby, keep growing. i think i'll call you "Michael Jordan".

[@justacartkid]

This just got me thinking about the guy who loaded up the fish he caught with sinkers in their stomachs to make them heavier, but I'm sure nothing like that ever happens at these pumpkin weighing contests, right? 🤔😶

[@SiikPros]

They put your mom in the pumpkin and he won

[@jarrodyuki7081]

woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1