If Santa gets all his information from the FBI watch list then wouldn't that mean there's no such thing as a nice list and instead there's only a naughty list?
After being shot down over Northern Russia for violating air space laws Mrs. Claus has hired an ION contracting group to free Santa Claus and maybe even get off the naughty list for their unspeakable crimes in sub-Saharan Africa. Also sorry about my driving during this op I think I was hitting the eggnog a little too hard.
Imma give you a script, hope you enjoy. [Officers start talking about their greatest fk ups, and one officer chimes in] Sarge: alright boys I have one none of you can top. You're all aware of our Automated Air Defense system right? Amazon stuff, shoots mortars, missiles, k-keeps the airs clear. We've all seen the demos, its a must for our soldier boys barracks. So well . . . [Sarge takes a big swig of his beer] Sarge: So apparently these things work too well. Its Christmas eve, the soldiers are in the barracks enjoying themselves, Air Defense goes off, nothing new there, just more S.O.B.s trying to kill them, but here's the thing [Long pause] it's the loud bang afterwards that caught their attention. [Sarge let's out a large sigh sitting back] Sarge: so . . . I'm woken up at 0100 hours, I am told a UFO crashed, it isn't until I get a visual feed in that we found out what it actually was. Turns out our automated system works a bit too well! Detected Old Saint Nick in the sky and thinking he was a missile, proceeded to turn our saint into swiss cheese with all his deer unrecognizable, thing was a sight. That is right, that is right! The U S of fucking A military shot down old nick because they wanted to protect their boys in arms more than Christmas and by God they did!
The short version of the title that fits on my phone lock screen is "how we destroyed Christ" and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience such confusion
so I'm guessing the next hit christmas story for children around the world is gonna be how santa and his reindeer were rescued from the wrath of the russian military only to collide with a fence at 200 miles per hour
The Grinch tipped off the Russians he thought he won but Mrs cluas has declared war on the grinch and his allies for shooting her jolly toy down. Her orders where simple, safe Santa and the deer if possible and cause as much chaos as possible for those who dare shoot at her man.
Now I know the truth of Santa he should be on naughty list and thanks Destroing Christmas and have happy holidays Thanks for all your videos all these years
I was not expecting it to play out like that. Not gonna lie, Santa seemed like a jerk. All Those poor men being shot, blown up and.... run over by Jay..... sacrificing their lives for someone who won't give them what they want..... to be on the Good List. Honestly, I expected Santa to be an SCP or something or you guys to be hunting him down. Overall, I'm glad to have watched this.
If Santa gets all his information from the FBI watch list then wouldn't that mean there's no such thing as a nice list and instead there's only a naughty list?
You know too much
Call the FBI. He knows too much!
@Ashley Are we sure he knows too much?
@@Littleman3240 yeah, he definitely knows too much.
Its zero-sum, see? If you're not naughty, you must be nice!
After being shot down over Northern Russia for violating air space laws Mrs. Claus has hired an ION contracting group to free Santa Claus and maybe even get off the naughty list for their unspeakable crimes in sub-Saharan Africa.
Also sorry about my driving during this op I think I was hitting the eggnog a little too hard.
Atleast thats leave Mrs Santa a widowed MILF.🤭
@@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 jesus christ
We did not mean to shoot him down sorry
At least he made warcrimes in 1991 in algeria
@@rookiejr1600 well some one did shoot him down twice. *whistling away*
"I don't need a doctor, I need milk ! Calcium for my bones" that is funny to me.
6:30 Imagine shooting at an enemy truck and two dozen soldiers get out and unload their rifles into your chest.
I bet that guys last thoughts were “oh fuck,Shit!”
Since it's arma i would expect 3-10 dozen ngl
Real time mistake recognition
@@howarddenaven5165 "This went differently in my head..!"
All I want for Christmas is a pardon.
pardon
WARCRIMINALS
I can help
love how one of the frist quick clips is me running santa over LOL
And i thank you for that!!!
He didn't get me my own doctor doom action figure when i was 5!!!
Sets the tone.
Haha
YOU'RE THAT LEGENDARY BEING?!!
The way that guy screamed medic at 2:42 is so real. Like I could hear that on the shores of Normandy or something.
Dude you'd freak out too if _Santa Claus_ got hurt like that!
@@judgeboony2695 This is true lmao
I think thats Canadian Bean
I like how the video begins with Santa’s sleigh getting shot down by anti air
Well... he was flying in military airspace
Honestly that clip is just the funniest shit ever taken out of context
You know it’s a good op when Santa Claus is being taken hostage by the russians
Just causeyou look like that skeleton, I gotta say that you need some calcium.
Remember no Santa
The reindeer are both hilarious and terrifying.
You're telling me. I got executed because I didn't know the answer to a fucking riddle. Fuck you Comet.
“Here comes Santa!” *santa slams into ground at 400 kph*
Santa being part of ECHELON and also a warlock with wendigo familiars seems very right for 2020. Great vid!
I'm not sure why but Santa's reindeer give me an intense sense of mortal terror.
there are skinwalkers outside my house
Never knew that Santa decided to hire the Wendigo as his reindeer…
At least they now only eat the bad children and not just random people.
Maybe the Russians killed Santa in self defense is the funniest crap I’ve heard in a while great job
After watching Santa's actions in this OP. You might be onto something.......
this feels extra spicy in 2022 lmao
Ya ever heard about their Santa equivalen?
Dziadek Mroz (Old Man Winter) is someone you ain't wanna doublecross
@@masterzoroark6664 no I have not but I'm gonna go check that out.
"I want a lego Tienanmen Square lego set." Hope you ain't planning on going to China any time soon.
10:01...Santa violates the Geneva Convention
Geneva suggestion
@@Vanishingink4 Geneva To-Do-List.
"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" - 5:09 I genuinely laughed out loud and had to explain wtf I was watching....in March
Imma give you a script, hope you enjoy.
[Officers start talking about their greatest fk ups, and one officer chimes in]
Sarge: alright boys I have one none of you can top. You're all aware of our Automated Air Defense system right? Amazon stuff, shoots mortars, missiles, k-keeps the airs clear. We've all seen the demos, its a must for our soldier boys barracks. So well . . .
[Sarge takes a big swig of his beer]
Sarge: So apparently these things work too well. Its Christmas eve, the soldiers are in the barracks enjoying themselves, Air Defense goes off, nothing new there, just more S.O.B.s trying to kill them, but here's the thing [Long pause] it's the loud bang afterwards that caught their attention.
[Sarge let's out a large sigh sitting back]
Sarge: so . . . I'm woken up at 0100 hours, I am told a UFO crashed, it isn't until I get a visual feed in that we found out what it actually was. Turns out our automated system works a bit too well! Detected Old Saint Nick in the sky and thinking he was a missile, proceeded to turn our saint into swiss cheese with all his deer unrecognizable, thing was a sight. That is right, that is right! The U S of fucking A military shot down old nick because they wanted to protect their boys in arms more than Christmas and by God they did!
JayRaptor & Company presents “Krinkle’s Revenge” “Followed by Krinkle’s End”
1:21 that rabbit is completely unfazed by what is happening
I better see Christmas on fire including the snow raptor! Hope I enjoy the video
Me when the Australian anthem started: this puts a smile on my face
This reminds me of the episode of south park where they had to save him from the taliban
Love when one of the guys scream medic. I died laughing, when he came back and said he brought every medic I died again!! XD
I love that guy who brought ever damn medic for Santa
1:04 best quote of the entire video
2:41 Why did he scream "Medic" that frantically?🤣🤣🤣
The short version of the title that fits on my phone lock screen is "how we destroyed Christ" and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience such confusion
You'll get off the naughty list next year, I can feel it! Thanks for the video and Merry Christmas!
"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" Lmao hahaha
so I'm guessing the next hit christmas story for children around the world is gonna be how santa and his reindeer were rescued from the wrath of the russian military only to collide with a fence at 200 miles per hour
thanks for adding to my "things you don't want to hear while in a car" list.
"that's a guardrail" is now one of my favorites.
You do not know how many times I have managed to watch this in under a hour this is grate
These videos are my Christmas movie.
Seems like santa is now delivering bullets rather then presents
Oi M4
Yo
Wheres Star
Trying to be edgy somewhere as usual
Lets go M4, i have a tdoll to oath
“1:22” Anybody noticed a damn bunny dead center between that crazy ass fire fight
I half imagine one of the guys who shot down santa going “this is what you get for giving me coal EVERY SINGLE YEAR!”
Ignis Corp in:
"A Very Violent Christmas"
Nobody-
Australians- ‘anthem intensify’
At 1:55.
You fools can wound me but you can't kill a skeleton.
The Dragonborn walked to him.
Fo Ro Da.
"YOU TURNED HIM IN SOUP" XD
"asks for arma DLC"
santa: just fucking combusts into a explosion
Building disapears
0:51 "Colonel, there's heavy fire on my locatio- this idiot stared right over me."
"Medic MEDICCCCC"... love it 😂
I'm crying from all the laughing I did, had no idea 🎅 swore like a sailor😆. Merry Christmas ya crazy bastards
We need footage of this vid from Santa's and the Reindeer's POVs
I just finished watching your halo op and i just subbed this is a great gift
gonna make it tradion to watch this every christmas
I like how there's just a bunch of random bunnies running around in the middle of a festive warzone.
Okay, I got a PragerU ad and Prager himself said Happy Holidays makes no sense and Merry Christmas is still appropiate.
Lol, typical neocon
Seeing this pop up as a recommendation a year later IN NOVEMBER is concerning.
The flipping Santa was amassed
Thank you for this wonderful present, Merry Christmas Jay!
1:21 that rabbits definitely having nam flashbacks
I love this Christmas movie.
1:22
Rabbit: this spot seems safe
Santa really should say to a guy with a gun point blank aimed at his head that he is on the naught list.
7:20 The best joke.
a full year from this video...and i just realised it's Maru that shot down santa...of course
“I am starting to think the russians shot down santa for self defense”
Same dude
You know what, I'm fine with Santa being dead. He was kind of an ass.
He put a dog turd in your stocking when you were a kid one year, didn’t he?
That sleigh crash made me cry lol
Santa looks like Tom Berenger's stunt double
Its still unclear how many of Bravo died to that reindeer and the damn riddles
Seriously though, fuck Comet.
i loves the christmas music in the backround
love
i dont think ive laughed harder at santa
Who thought it was a good idea to let a reindeer fly a goddamm sleigh?!?
Now, we are sure Santa Claus isn't Malaysian?
Now about that beer I owe you stanta
Damn Christmas has gotten dark.
The Grinch tipped off the Russians he thought he won but Mrs cluas has declared war on the grinch and his allies for shooting her jolly toy down. Her orders where simple, safe Santa and the deer if possible and cause as much chaos as possible for those who dare shoot at her man.
Merry christmas with booms
no christmas like a napalm christmas
Santa had alternative ways to stop the naughty people this year.
santa is apparently magnetically/magically attracted to cars, since he gets run over every chance he gets. XD
Santa gets shot down for entering restricted airspace
I love the guy just saying he shot an onion 😂
omg i laughed so damn hard at the first clip 😩😂
Your awesome videos are growing in number please keep your playlists updated to make your videos easier to watch please?
0:50 Snake: "o fuk"
Honestly, Santa's evil clone being in a fiery incident at the end there was... um... let's just say it was a significant net positive.
Hey rubixraptor can you make part 3 of ww2 scp operation. Also i love your vids and I leare stuff from thank you.
Christmas hittin different this year.
Everybody gangster until Santa's sled is demolished by a Iron Dome battery
He knows who was naughty and who was nice and who will never be found under the ice
That rabbit at 1:20 though
11:05 a man of culture
Rubix: is in a tundra
A snake: 0:52
One of the best videos 👌🏻
you better watch out, You better watch out, You Better Watch Out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT...
Is it wrong that a new Christmas episode is the only thing I'm looking forward to this Christmas
You know it's probably for the best that Santa died.
Ooga at 2:57 had me rolling
0:50 was that a snake?
Now I know the truth of Santa he should be on naughty list and thanks Destroing Christmas and have happy holidays
Thanks for all your videos all these years
Meanwhile in ArmA III : *Reindeer with an RPG*
I was not expecting it to play out like that. Not gonna lie, Santa seemed like a jerk. All Those poor men being shot, blown up and.... run over by Jay..... sacrificing their lives for someone who won't give them what they want..... to be on the Good List.
Honestly, I expected Santa to be an SCP or something or you guys to be hunting him down. Overall, I'm glad to have watched this.
I believe this is the best xmas video
MERRY CHRISTMAS
This is how every christmas should be