Kiryu kazuma A yakuza A patriarchal A singer A dancer A taxi driver A real estate manager A cabaret club manager A pocket circuis champion A fisherman A fighter A baseball player But most importantly A G A M E R
having sex is temporary, racing in yakuza 5 is eternal. PLZ i didnt know that there is a racing sequence or somethin, i finished yakuza 0 and i am in chapter 2 of kiwami.
Real yakuza Drives taxi
oh, hello Kiryu-chan!
@@Frappuccinoo hello majima and kiryu
He's not yakuza anymore
Why does kiryu look like Connor keyway from AC3?
yes
dude literally kiryu and mayumi's relationship in y5 is this
like literally.
Deadass
I legit forgot about mayumi
this is...... too accurate.
"Your naked presence ain't gonna make me simp for you"- Kiryu
Love is -
Not progressing the story in Yakuza 5 to continuously replay the taxi minigame
Lol I made an extra save file before I pogressed so I can always load it up when I wanna do these missions 😂
literally, i finished every job as soon at they were available
I played my first 16 hours of 5 only on Kiryu's side and completed to Level 25 in taxi missions and only after that cleared Part 1 of the story.
I have played this game for 10 hours and am only on chapter 2 because of this minigame
@@Chillwave6 You can't get to level 25 in Part 1. You need to beat the Komakis in Kamourocho to exceed level 20.
The fact that Sega was going hard on the Initial D vibes with the soundtrack shows that they are ascended af.
They're based.
His taxi can pull 280km/h AND has nitro.
Kiryu is the legendery number 15 on the blacklist.
You better what who you’re talking to,
This is the number 15 guy on the blacklist
Clarence Callahan
Patriarch of the Razor Family
Seeing a Most Wanted reference in a Yakuza vid just warms my heart.
you gotta earn a lotta rep to take him on
Number one is majima for breaking the speed barrier with a truck
@@DetectiveLevi "First I'll beat you, then I'll give you a life advice"
ASMR Kiryu drifts in his taxi
Pretty much describes all of Kiryus romance subplots.
But where is Kiryu's gamepad?
he's citizen not a yakuza so he doesn't need to use gamepad
do you see his hands on the keyboard and mouse?
@@boredomisinfinity5642 You're right, he might have it under his desk.
@@boredomisinfinity5642 yeah you don't unplug your keyboard and mouse when you play with a gamepad
True gamers dont use a gamepad
RACERS DON’T NEED GIRLFRIEND!
Kiryu hitting that GAS GAS GAS
The lonely Yakuza
Im a true racist i have no gf
@@Cactus_fucker damm you racist skills good af
Woman: "Please babe"
Man: "NO! I must get these people to their destinations on time or the world will explode"
Kiryu kazuma
A yakuza
A patriarchal
A singer
A dancer
A taxi driver
A real estate manager
A cabaret club manager
A pocket circuis champion
A fisherman
A fighter
A baseball player
But most importantly
A G A M E R
a pocket "circuit" champion
Yakuza 5 in nutshell
Essence of CHAD Kiryu
Essence of Gaming
Essence of Virtual Drift
Kiryu taxi driving.exe
Real Yakuza drives a taxi on gamepad
Kiryu fake yakuza?!?!
what are you talking about?
He's civilian
Real yakuza use gamepad. Real Dragon use keyboard.
kiryu? i only see suzuki san the taxi driver here, what are you talking about?
Remember, real yakuza play with gamepad
ICHI OKU NI OKU HYAKU OKU NO KISSU WO ABISE TEYARU BABY
Best song for this minigame
The taxi minigame reminds me Wangan Midnight
You can say it's a parody or influenced by wangan
Sega made the initial D games so they know what they are doing
@@justarandombluebird8222 they directly referenced initial D by making it a “readable” magazine in one of those poppo stores
Gamers don’t need no sex. They only need games, for relationships will end, but games are forever
I was expecting X3 Shine for the Taxi gameplay XD
You nailed the game genre for Kiryu perfectly.
Suzuki gaming*
less go he's got the redragon epic gaming gear, but where's his madcatz n64 controller for true yakuza gaming because he is a true yakuza
He used XBOX 360 steering wheel for this mini game
Real yakuza use a Wii balance board
this goes in my yakuza memes playlist
Ah yes, the true wangan midnight game
Was he playing wmmt?
This minigame, along with basically all of the sidestories in yakuza 5 kinda went hard though
Tuners, Muscles, Exotics? Fuck that Real Yakuza Drive a Taxi
real yakuza use keyboard and mouse.
Real yakuza use a gamepad
The real Kiryu would be drifting
taxi driving is the best thing in yakuza and ill fight anyone over that
OH BREAKING ZA LAW BREAKING ZA WORLD
Kiryu playing Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 7
If only
Disregard woman, achieve nirvana through mastery of menial tasks in a virtual realm.
Gaming comes first.
NO to horni
YES to KIRYU GAMIN- A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Totally not a wangan midnight game with initial D song references
Ah yes the famous dragon of dojima yakuza-ing as a taxi driver
Kiryu is canonically a virgin
This is fake because as it says "Real Yakuza use controllers."
Kiryu isn't a real yakuza anymore though
Do you see his hands on the keyboard?
You don't unplug your keyboard every time you're gaming, do you?
Man the racing minigame was fun in Yakuza 5
The taxi and hunting were the most fun of Yakuza 5. Shame that the story is kinda a mess, especially with the horrible ending
Damn, Yakuza kiwami 5 is lookin great
A real yakuza play with a joystick
I though that was wangan midnight lmao
Best yakuza mini game so far
Good person
Outo... RUN!
Yakuza 9: The Taxi Trouble
Gamer Kiryu was not an energy I was expecting…
Virgin Girlfriend not playing Taxi Racing on Yakuza 5
Chad Kazuma Kiryu playing Taxi Racing on Yakuza 5
I thought he was playing wangan midnight for a second
what is he playing then
@@zacrobyte it's a taxi mini game similar to the wangan midnight arcade games
@@hankuro ohh, didn't know lol
Hes got his priority's straight
Ah yes "Kiryu never hit a woman" thats why sex must die
kiryu plays crazy taxi
Based kiryu
Real Yakuza d- wait I'm not yakuza
The legendary weapons
Solo le faltaba eurobeat y hubiera Sido perfecto
De hecho la música por default en las carreras de Taxi es Eurobeat, aunque yo por mucho prefiero usar el tema de Daytona USA que te dan a elegir
@@Ryogus yo le puse el de Haruka
I find your lack of Machine Gun Kiss disturbing
having sex is temporary, racing in yakuza 5 is eternal.
PLZ i didnt know that there is a racing sequence or somethin, i finished yakuza 0 and i am in chapter 2 of kiwami.
damn bruh he has an op gaming chair
Real yakuza uses a controller
Kiryu dedicated to beat that record time
chad
Racing is life. Like if you are a true racist XD
sorry woman i am too chad to become h*ntai protagonist
comedy
Hahaha, in real life she'll just find someone else to satisfy her. That's the joke here.
She knows she can't ever find any as good as kiryu so she ain't ever leaving
based
Gaming
Now that's a chad
caryu gaming
Ngl i tought it would be baka mittai eurobeat
How does every japaneese or generally anime song about driving, sound the exact same??
This is the optimal driving music and you cannot improve on perfection
I only realized that you can drift on the last race
WMMT yakuza
yass
Yes sir
I had a dream like this once, but I was in 8th :/
Wangan midnight maximum tune: Yakuza 0
_kiryu_
*gaming*
😳
Yakuza: Most Wanted
kiryu gameing
Real yakuza play with gamepad
Yakuza 5
Bruh
Girlfriend? More like sidestory
Solo Coco puede hacer eso con Kazuma
what"s the music
taht's why am called like that
wow kiryu, didnt u know? real yakuza use a gamepad
If only the music was get to the top
What game he playin
Life is a race and kiryu is racist.
Is this an acrual game mode?