Kislev Explained By An Australian | Warhammer Fantasy Lore
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2020
- Hello my friends... today we go to the land of ice, bears and awesome Russian men.
With the recent announcement of the Old World I thought now was as good as time as any to take a look at these sturdy boys
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Кислев.
CHEEKI BREEKI
Kislev.
So majorkill you have 3k likes on the Nippon Video...
End you wannted to make a part two when the Video reached 1k
MK: "they turned Praag into a straight-up mini-realm of Chaos. People mutated, babies got fused to the cobblestone..."
Me "well, thats to be expected"
MK: "...and the internet speed slowed waaayy down."
By Sigmar! Summon the elector counts!
the Empire:"oh my Sigmar, chaos is invading, what do we do now?"
Kislev:"of course Tovarish, it's thursday, what did you expect?"
Kislev is straight up the Cadia of 40k even though Vostroya matches Kislev in culture.
By Ursun! I hate thursdays!
@@MrBowman56
still better than mondays, when after defeating Choas you've got to go back to your wife...
Kislev is like every meme about Russia and Poland put together with some tartars put in
Kislev.
Kislev.
Kislev.
Kislev.
Kislev
When Total War: Warhammer is way more popular than any of the shiz GW is doing and they are forced to do Old World stuff again to make money. We did it bois.
Bob Something that’s because it’s a more fun game with better models. The only problem is the lore is way worse
The quality of the minis is far beyond in AOS compared to 40k that has to play a big part in it.
Lol GW has been making bank with just AoS and 40k. This Return to the Old World is just a 30k outlet for the fantasy side of warhammer.
Kislev: everything sucks if you're not from here.
Cadia: yeah, tell me about it.
"the bear was like K I S L E V"
yeah perfectly understandable its pretty catchy
also Trogg is the End times MVP
It’s a deeply held bear secret
As a Russian I can confirm: being from Kislev sucks
7:00 the demigryph kit bash makes it look like those ‘bears’ are some very happy bois
There’s a new Kislev mod with lion bear kitbashs so now they’re way Swoler and grumpier
I said it once and I’ll say it again. I didn’t know a unit could look Mongolian, Arabic, and Eskimo all at once.
They give eskimo kisses while they Jihad you from horseback, really bangin unit ngl
It also matches the 'tradition' of Russia murdering and assimilating all the different mongol/hunic etc offspring people around them.
for me they look like uzbek people in polish winter dress
I don't see Arabic at all
@@rhagos5562 people don’t know what Eastern European looks like
Kislev is a mix between Russia and Poland Lithuania
Ukraine not Poland or lithuina
@@wraithface4410 Ukraine didn't have the winged hussars, but I guess Kislev is a mashup of the whole Eastern Europe.
They are literally inspired by the whole of Eastern Europe. You have things taken from the Czechs, Poles, Russians and so on. The armored cossacks legit look like Serbian knights.
Kislev now confirmed a starting faction for Total War Warhammer III.
Tsarina Katarina is pissed.
Great lore. Love Kislev.
But Im from Czech Republic so it really hurts me a lot to hear that Praag got destroyed again and again.
Jan Huss knew the truth
I miss the more human factions of warhammer fantasy. It felt more grounded and realistic than age of sigmar and was a nice tonal difference to 40k. Now age of sigmar and 40k are like the same thing. Age if sigmar seems like it's just built around what looks cool and works for the table top. Fantasy felt like an actual functional world.
Could bot have said it better m8
AoS has no Skaven therefore it sucks ez
@@undeadstormblade9337 skaven are in AOS?
They also kinda represent poland especially with the wings on cav armor, and vodka chugging
Its all slavs mixed in plus southern nomadic tribes (Who had a lot of contact with slavs) So, architicture and nobles more or less based on medieval-early New Times Russia, but a lot of military - Poland + tatar mix
I hope to god emperor that Old World keeps that whole gritty, dark, violent, hopless ass, crazy vibe to Fantasy yknow?
Seth Leoric I believe it will
@@majorkill will it still have guns tho?
@@sethleoric2598 yes, it will. Guns were invented by dwarfs long time ago and were quickly appropriated and improved by skaven. Then dwarfs stagnated for thousands of years with the same way warhammer 40k tech is considered too sacred to improve on and humans slowly but surely got to get guns of their own later. So, if anything, dwarven guns should be more powerful and numerous if you come back a thousand years back it time.
@@dimas3829 that's true i mean, Dwarves got helicopters already as well and better tanks and flamethrowers that looks awesome
Kislev
You know they're friendly with the dwarves cause they make good vodka
Actually Kislev has the Grand Duchy of Moscow as the base, but they have all Slavic cultures thrown and mixed in. Poland, Lithuania, Hungary...hence why they mastered squatting.
Mate Lithuania and Hungary are not Slavs.
Commander Bohn 2 of those ain’t Slavs
@@konrad8245 Daniel Hanson Both got slav blood later on.
Edit: Thus are honorary slavs just by association.
@@CommanderBohn You mean that the Hungarians conquered the Slavs in Pannonian basin, and the Lithuanians first conquered part of Kiev Rus and then were in the Union with Poland? Yeach this unfortunately doesn't work like this.
@@konrad8245 Still honorary slavs...
>Is based on Russia
>Real life Praag (Prague) is in middle of Europe
GW plz
Rubz Kislev beat chaos with but three simple things: vodka, Adidas trackpant, and the almighty squat
its based on slavic countries
It's just slavic. I see more Poland than Russia tbh outside of building aesthetics
Its geopolitically more like polish-lithuanian commonwealth, culturally and goverment more like russia but it has influences from all around slavic world
Could say it was kinda based on the eastern block, that was under the communist rule for quite some time. Which includes Czech republic and our capital city Prague. So what they did is they took the region and marched several centuries to the past. And yeah we are slavs as well. Anyway love the video.
Katarin wasn't killed tho, she fused with Kislev Ice spirit/god (also she is very pissed at Sigmar)
This might be my favourite episode ever! Kislev.
Praag loves it when Slaanesh visits it
You sounded alot like Borat in that intro.
btw the early kislevites or the "Gospodars" i think thats what u say means Masters so Gospodars means that probably they were the masters of horses as u said and of course Водка
I'm pretty much sure that it's the easterners that invaded lands of Kislev and conquered ungol tribes that formed aristocracy of the region that is called Gospodars and are masters of the region.
@@dimas3829 that too
Be sure to conquer Norsca early so they’ll aid your campaign. Also you may want to add to the deal in case norscans raze it first.
Remember: there is no such thing as too many bears in Kislev!
I am truly grateful for a channel like yours uploading so frequently
Y’all know there gonna be a mod that'll replace all of Kislev's music with hardbass when TWW3 comes out.
I would kill to have some Southern Realms allied detachments in Old World, ngl. I know it's not related to Kislev, but I think Tilea, Estalia and Sartosa deserve some love
Ah yes Kislev, the glorified speed bump of the north.
Love your memey videos mate. Keep up the good work!
If you're interested, the table top game released a setting book for Kislev and it goes really in depth with their lore.
"A nu cheeki breeki!" -random low-ranking Kislevan soldier
The total war models in this video for kislev look badass, I know it’s a kit bash but I hope they look something like this, the mix of plate armor and fur just looks awesome
KISLEV!!!!
Slavs are the toughest white people
My current theory of the old world returning is that it is a video game like "Age of Sigmar champions". The release date being 3-4 years or more is the same as a full game dev cycle. The recent info of the world map takes ques from the Total war game. And the concept art shown can both apply to models in a video game as well.
Boris was named after what...? That had me in so much stitches mate. Proper lolz.
oh yeah and..., Kislev.
The absolute state of Kislev
awesome video, dude! Needed a laugh today. Thank you! Did someone make a kislev mod for total warhammer? the footage of "bear-o-gryph" kislev hussars is pretty sweet
Yea there is a pretty good Kislev mod
never knew someone by the name of magnus would fight against chaos and be a badass.
kislev
Getting recommended this video after the warhammer 3 announcement.... close to mic voice* NICE!
Wait there is an old world reboot? You almost got me exited.
You might be one of 3 people i might consider donating to their patreon If i had any money
As a non-Russian living in Russia, I can say that the accent is perfect.
@Majorkill Thanks for the clarity!
They ride Polar Bears.
Ah the time honoured tradition of the empire coming in halfway through a fight and claiming all the glory
I would like to see crusades against araby and khemri which led to foundation of many knighthoods
And GOD those Knights of Morr are fuckin badass
Cheeki breeki that's what I'm going to say
Kislev dies.
Bear: so chaos you have chosen death.
Bear: "Kislev."
Where does Kislev stand in your fixing the End Times series? Do they not need it as much as the remaining factions or are you waiting for additional details of Kislev in the Old World Reboot?
Praag...basically dark fantasy stalingrad
Looking forward to the stream
I've been playing some Chaosbane recently and im wondering if the characters from that game will appear in The Old World reboot since the game is set during the time of Magnus The Pious. Also i really hope Asavar Kul will be available :D
Maybe!
I'm sure toddy will find a way to turn up anyway
KISLEV
Kislev.
also, the soundtrack to this video is the best thing that ever happened to interwebs
Time to drink Vodka ,Do some Slav squats , wear those adidas track suits and shout CYKA BLYAT! at Chaos
Oh boy! How hard did you beat Timmy after this news dropped? Fucking pumped!
Came here after seeing the warhammer 3 gameplay. Looking forward to playing as them
Kislev best be the preorder bonus for total war Warhammer 3... Too many German and French boys but no Russia!
It would have been awesome to have katrina vs archaon because ya know fire vs ice
Amazing
An now...we begin
Total war 3 is looking very nice right now
The Ungol attitude to foriegners reminds me of the regime from The Happiness Patrol where all offworlders are designated Sigma.
Chaos Kislev... just sounds like a standard day in Australia my dude...
Speaking of third world countries are you doing araby next?
Wait, did, did I just get an ad on a Majorkill video????
The return is more covering the older eras. Think HH tabletop game vs 40k. AoS is Canon, but it's own thing whereas Old World covers specifically the War of the Three Kings where Strahd nearly wiped the Empire.
As for models, I want to build them for a "three game" army (Old World, AoS, and 40k (reskinned as Vostroyan) because I'm a cheap ass) and smile at my opponents when they face my battle-hardened army of drunken bastards
Hahaha the bears models
The models are okay, but they still have the demigryphs' bird-like animations.
Well I love that I could change the Endtime in WH3 Total War.
Gotta love Kislev
Those hippogryphy bears are... something else.
Slavs of the world unite
Noo f u c k i n g way :P
drink a shot of vodka everytime majorkill says vodka
No karl aw man but we will get MAGNUS HELL YEAH
Can you explain the Chaos Dwarves? They don't get much love.
@Char Aznable Don't see how that's a good thing since they were pretty unique and there was a lot of potential that was wasted
@Char Aznable that's really sad
He has now.
What about the Kizlev invasion of the Ungols?(you all know what I’m talking about)
Those total war bears look like lamas
MajorGopnik, did video good.
"KURWA"
And then the chaos nation attacked
"Where did you get that bear?"
"Boris the blade"
"You mean Boris the Sneaky-Fucking-Kislevite, or Boris the Bear-Dodger?"
And Voila! Vodka, I died cuz.
The Winged Lancers were based on the Polish Husaria (Winged Hussars), a truly heroic and unique example Renaissance era cavalry.
For the motherland!
Kislevites can squat while fighting Chaos.
Well fighting Chaos filth is the same to them as breaking fast or as you stated, taking their morning shit.
bear be like Kislev.
GOSPODARS
Todbringer is a beast
Aw.. I like made up politics. Guess I'll head to Arc'
FYI "gospodar" means master, at least in south slavic
Did any of my books help with this video?
,,Living in Praag must be worse than living in Chernobyl.''
Agree... Prague kinda sucks.