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  • Back to Fantasy lore we have the morally questionable Wood Elves
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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  3 роки тому +83

    What do you get when you get a bunch of models and give them lots of Shrooms.... you get hippies that don't shave which is more or less a Wood Elf.
    If you wanna see a shaven Wood Elf with some nice jugs then go here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +337

    "That's not offensive, it's just lore friendly"
    Beautiful quote

    • @akedus44
      @akedus44 3 роки тому +3

      How are you literally everywhere?

    • @schnackles6676
      @schnackles6676 3 роки тому +5

      @@akedus44 He is a man of differing culture, a man, a myth, a complete legend and a total badass.

    • @schnackles6676
      @schnackles6676 3 роки тому

      @Rick K People do that?

    • @akedus44
      @akedus44 3 роки тому

      @Rick K I smell salt.

    • @akedus44
      @akedus44 3 роки тому +2

      @Rick K "I refuse to believe more people liked your comment than Major kills. Stop using like bots." makes you sound like a whiney bitch.

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 3 роки тому +154

    Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small - some may even turn against your friends as living corpses... But you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come. Follow me, strike down the Undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 3 роки тому +18

      This meme is *SUPREME*

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +14

      Gelt is a good man.
      Solely because he has a voice I'd love to have.

    • @deron2203
      @deron2203 3 роки тому +5

      Gelt the SUPREME PATRIARCH

    • @andromalius9595
      @andromalius9595 3 роки тому +12

      IT AINT ME!
      IT AINT ME!
      I AINT NO ELECTOR COUNT SON!!

    • @jayc.8794
      @jayc.8794 3 роки тому +4

      ANYBODY WHO RUNS IS A VAMPIRE COUNT
      ANYBODY WHO STANDS STILL IS A WELL DISCIPLINED VAMPIRE COUNT

  • @DBSG1976
    @DBSG1976 3 роки тому +176

    I'm a Guard 40K player, but I've always liked the fantasy fluff.

    • @PhantomRaider100
      @PhantomRaider100 3 роки тому +2

      Oh cool. I've been collecting Guard for some time. Can you give some tips in what NOT to do when playing Guard?

    • @gambit7729
      @gambit7729 3 роки тому +7

      @@PhantomRaider100 Don't buy a deathstrike, that is all.

    • @PhantomRaider100
      @PhantomRaider100 3 роки тому +1

      @@gambit7729 Nothing else? That's it?

    • @DBSG1976
      @DBSG1976 3 роки тому +6

      @@PhantomRaider100 Do get Leman Russ Demolishers and Leman Russ (normal cannon), Basilisks, and Wyvern for sure. My taste is to run Horde guard...6 or more platoons of Cadians, but thats fun for me. You can't go wrong with the vehicles I listed, but you may not want to run horde Guard. Other Guard players i know run Ratlings, Heavy Weapons Squad, Elite Infantry...etc. I run platoon command squads with boltgun for the commander and nothing else. My squads have boltguns for the sergeants, one meltagun, and that's it. Lots of armor, big artillery, and horde infantry, but again that's fun for me. The nice thing about Guard is variety. With my list, you won't win em all, but you will destroy Orks utterly, beat Space Marines most of the time, break even with Chaos, and never beat Eldar (I did once, but my opponent's dice was aDeaths trike! Edit: I was gently reminded by an Ork tournament player that he utterly destroyed me, but that's because he cheated with those wagon things that Orks somehow hammer together. Let's say for accuracy I beat Ork horde lists most of the time, not if they are vehicle heavy.

    • @DBSG1976
      @DBSG1976 3 роки тому +2

      @@gambit7729 And definitely don't bother with the Deathstrike!

  • @stefvanroey8191
    @stefvanroey8191 3 роки тому +44

    Due to the efforts of aenarion and kroak...
    Grimnir: am i a joke to you?

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 3 роки тому +8

      This is going to The Book!

    • @jasonmerton7007
      @jasonmerton7007 3 роки тому +5

      Thats a gurdgen

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, how could anyone forget the uber-angry dwarf who tried to single-handedly close the northern Chaos Gate, and failed.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 3 роки тому +30

    What if you made Tolkien Elves wild, give them forest spirits and make them Vietcong in a fight.
    Edit: Also that Treeman face at 5:53 is glorious.

  • @Invisimo34
    @Invisimo34 3 роки тому +35

    Hot damn, nothing like a fresh batch of Majorkill on a Tuesday morning

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 3 роки тому +16

    I'm kinda surprised you didn't make a joke about how Durthu spent the last few bits of his life being a mopey dick after centuries of war and all his friends dying, but actually could've just healed his tortured mind at any time since he was technically the most powerful treeman. Or just mention how he's a treeman with a giant sword that can throw f*cking bears at you. Lol

  • @sethwalker4826
    @sethwalker4826 3 роки тому +17

    Thanks for touching on my wood, elves

  • @tigeriussvarne177
    @tigeriussvarne177 3 роки тому +18

    For the King, Bretonnia and the Lady of the Lake!
    Damn those Wood Elf Hippies!

    • @tigeriussvarne177
      @tigeriussvarne177 2 роки тому

      @@fakename7847 Who is Aerielle, do you mean Alarielle? And if so, you are so wrong! xD

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 2 місяці тому

      ​@@fakename7847It's Lileath

    • @fakename7847
      @fakename7847 2 місяці тому

      @@spongeyspikes09 you are right.

  • @4ohf
    @4ohf 3 роки тому +17

    6:45 Yes, I did think your were gonna scream, I even turned down the volume...

  • @chosenofkhorne2951
    @chosenofkhorne2951 3 роки тому +98

    Emporer: We need wood elf’s hentai for knowledge and progress 😏

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 роки тому +7

      Summon the Elector Counts!

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 3 роки тому +6

      @FUmarc slannesh:I my have been doing some nasty stuff but you humans have no limits for self loving

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 роки тому +2

      Me to Slannesh: Thank you.

  • @yonasshinigami4956
    @yonasshinigami4956 3 роки тому +7

    Very nice, back when I actually played the tabletop I started with lizardmen (they are honestly the coolest Faction in Warhammer Fantasy imo), but cause my friend also played them I wanted to Switch to the woodelves (I love their approach to warfare and am a Hippie myself) but then changed my mind and became a Tombking Player (R.I.P.). Now in AoS I may have made the wrong decision but I'll forever stand for Settra

    • @drdiscostu
      @drdiscostu 2 роки тому

      Add in dwarves and you have my favourite 4 races

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 3 роки тому +11

    Great video as always. The Elves in Warhammer are the only version of elves I actually like and the Wood Elves are my favorite. :D

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198
    @olympusgolemoflight7198 3 роки тому +21

    Hello Majorkill. Could you please do a video on the Fall of Cadia please? There doesn’t seem to be a a high quality video on the matter. Cadia broke before the Guard did!

  • @navilluscire2567
    @navilluscire2567 3 роки тому +5

    *I want, no I NEED Majorkill to do a "...by an Australian" lore video on Halflings. There's a suprisingly good amount of material to work with and more lore than what you'd expect from Hobbit ripoofs.*

  • @fluffyteddyber4077
    @fluffyteddyber4077 3 роки тому +18

    More elves thx!

  • @Niewoehner8
    @Niewoehner8 3 роки тому +4

    Quality of comedy writing in your vids is definitely on the up!

  • @CortexCitadel
    @CortexCitadel 3 роки тому +6

    Durthu had an epic last stand as he sacrificied himself to Alarielle, it feels like you skipped a big moment there but I guess that's fair since this is just a short review.

  • @abdulazizamod4788
    @abdulazizamod4788 3 роки тому +4

    Finally, a fantasy video. Thank u Timmy.

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 3 роки тому +7

    I wonder if Elves can just magic their STDs away

    • @boulderthefat154
      @boulderthefat154 3 роки тому +1

      I think Slannesh would just make them itchy again 😐

    • @wesleybaugh4756
      @wesleybaugh4756 3 роки тому

      Cut whatever off and than regrowth, even bigger 😈

  • @GT-legendary
    @GT-legendary 3 роки тому +4

    what!?! major kill hitting me with a fantasy video! christmas has come early boys! and that 1 girl

  • @thebard7983
    @thebard7983 3 роки тому +2

    Scarloc and his archers never get a mention these days well done on reading a wiki out

  • @Imrik
    @Imrik 3 роки тому +2

    My precious wood elves were long overdue for this.

  • @mikestafford6900
    @mikestafford6900 3 роки тому

    12:28 ...taking me straight back to my childhood. Now I wonder "why the long face?"

  • @pf5062
    @pf5062 3 роки тому +10

    finally some fantasy

  • @jakemillward2628
    @jakemillward2628 3 роки тому +4

    Any updates on the end times done right series?

  • @rhagos5562
    @rhagos5562 3 роки тому +3

    12:38 implying the High Elves are noble and good

  • @azzwisniewski7492
    @azzwisniewski7492 3 роки тому

    Your videos are amazing dude

  • @luciddelectation
    @luciddelectation 3 роки тому +39

    Heretical Wood Elf Hentai incoming

  • @matthewcejka8923
    @matthewcejka8923 3 роки тому +2

    Smurf you a while but you finally did the wood elves.

  • @finnmchugh99
    @finnmchugh99 3 роки тому

    I loved this vid I hope to see Age of Sigmar Lore explained vids. Probably Sylvaneth or Gloomspite Gitz

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 3 роки тому +2

    As some other UA-camrs mentioned before, Ariel is probably not going to be the LL for the same reason as the phoenix king. The sisters are a great idea tho. Even if it is indeed Ariel, the sisters hopefully are part of the dlc too.

  • @cyrhyllpusta5575
    @cyrhyllpusta5575 3 роки тому +2

    I have this thrist to napalm the wood elves

  • @professionalamateurhour8907
    @professionalamateurhour8907 3 роки тому +1

    do one for the high elves

  • @theimperiumofman3714
    @theimperiumofman3714 3 роки тому +2

    What did you think of imperium accedent?

  • @infernalelysium7676
    @infernalelysium7676 3 роки тому +1

    @Majorkill Dear Uncle Baldie has nominated you for the "I am a Wargamer" callenge good luck sire

  • @konigstiger3252
    @konigstiger3252 3 роки тому +1

    The end time summary gave me brain damage

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 3 роки тому +1

    Deathmaster snikch is still the OG badass of fantasy

  • @dougdimmedome5552
    @dougdimmedome5552 3 роки тому +1

    wait so in the dlc throt eats ariel, does that technically mean throt is now the avatar of isha

  • @michaelconklin6703
    @michaelconklin6703 3 роки тому

    Baldermort threw down the gauntlet for you majorkill

  • @Killerstar13
    @Killerstar13 3 роки тому +3

    Wait, has he finished fixing End TImes or not?

  • @qlhlp2481
    @qlhlp2481 3 роки тому +13

    Does this mean we'll get AoS lore since you're running out of stuff for WF?

  • @gudboah4688
    @gudboah4688 3 роки тому +1

    Ogre kingdoms next?

  • @sev5348
    @sev5348 3 роки тому

    Finally some fantasy

  • @broxim9668
    @broxim9668 3 роки тому +3

    It's so damn lame that they just killed off Orion and Ariel so easily and early

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 роки тому

      Especially Ariel, who literally died because Lileath was a jealous bitch. Elven End Times is probably the worst of the bunch.

    • @ADADEL1
      @ADADEL1 3 роки тому

      Had to, because it's obvious that the Empire is the only thing from Fantasy that people care about. We cannot expect the writers to spend word count on a bunch of non-humans. /s

  • @jangiurg5295
    @jangiurg5295 3 роки тому

    Drycha is a massive birch.

  • @bepr0260
    @bepr0260 3 роки тому +2

    Why is the warhammer hentai gone on your Patriot?

  • @jhulvincentcalabia4784
    @jhulvincentcalabia4784 3 роки тому

    The Tree People!

  • @podlodialgilap3490
    @podlodialgilap3490 3 роки тому

    the (morning)wood elves

  • @Campaigner82
    @Campaigner82 7 місяців тому

    Covered it well.

  • @jaredladmirault1622
    @jaredladmirault1622 3 роки тому +1

    The woodys

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 роки тому

    The hippies

  • @kekleon10
    @kekleon10 3 роки тому +3

    Bro, talk bout Gnoblars

  • @seraph-rsxs-4256
    @seraph-rsxs-4256 3 роки тому +3

    For your next "Space Marine vs (insert)" video, what do you say about Predator/Xenomorph?

  • @ElCombusto
    @ElCombusto 3 роки тому

    'the elven god of war is more powerful than the elven god of deers and leaves...' bahahha

  • @debilita9999
    @debilita9999 3 роки тому

    Interesting. I know different verison of the lore from ol' 2nd edition which I read as a kid. This one is interesting but still not sure I like what happened.

  • @bioenthusiast2998
    @bioenthusiast2998 3 роки тому +2

    are you one of those people who normally wears socks in the shower?

  • @rd9603
    @rd9603 3 роки тому +1

    When would you finish the series of how should the end time end

  • @brandonforrester9729
    @brandonforrester9729 3 роки тому

    Imagine being a demi God or avatar of a God this post was made by the grombrindal gang

  • @iamalpharius3364
    @iamalpharius3364 3 роки тому

    Would it be possible to drop a sex majorkill calendar for next year

  • @Humpolot84
    @Humpolot84 3 роки тому

    MAJORKUNT,

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale1 3 роки тому

    Lum
    Ber
    Fewts

  • @aravinddacorreiasantos4357
    @aravinddacorreiasantos4357 3 роки тому

    Orks

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @thegreatboi8357
    @thegreatboi8357 3 роки тому +1

    Buff eldar

  • @sean2798
    @sean2798 3 роки тому +4

    This might be heretical but u could always try some aos lore it has a lot of it I think so many people dislike aos because they have fantasy nostalgia but it's actually pretty good

  • @muhammadfirstian4847
    @muhammadfirstian4847 3 роки тому +1

    I miss 99% of name mentioned in this video.

  • @victorTorres-lq5in
    @victorTorres-lq5in 3 роки тому

    Could scp682survive in WARHAMMER40k? Or would the tyranids just swarm him and eat him for all eterity

  • @Ironwolf4114
    @Ironwolf4114 3 роки тому +1

    You should judge my minatures on my Instagram

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 3 роки тому

    Please don't show any old Ariel artwork, please don't show any old Ariel artwork, please don't show any old Ariel artwork...
    Phew, my eyes and my pointy eared fantasies are safe.
    Edit: Wait? Durthu and sane in the same sentence?

  • @Humpolot84
    @Humpolot84 3 роки тому +1

    SLAANESHY POWER BOTTOM

  • @pudgeypigeon
    @pudgeypigeon 3 роки тому

    $1 for warhammer hentai. Fuck me I'm considering it

  • @sovietlamar1294
    @sovietlamar1294 3 роки тому +2

    YEE T

  • @arandomtechpriest5492
    @arandomtechpriest5492 3 роки тому +9

    Last time I was this early squats were a thing.

  • @aaronstillwell9492
    @aaronstillwell9492 3 роки тому

    So are you normally clothed in your showers. I prefer to take mine in the buff, but hey if ya got wash your clothes too ;-)

  • @elric7415
    @elric7415 3 роки тому +3

    Ahhh yes, the wood elves the second race i’d wanna be in warhammer fantasy, high elves being the first of course.

  • @JohnDoe-jy1kn
    @JohnDoe-jy1kn 2 роки тому

    Bloody soap dodgers

  • @jackdipompeo7732
    @jackdipompeo7732 3 роки тому +1

    Wat

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 3 роки тому +2

    Do the Alpha legion please.....!!!
    *Definitely not an alpha legion double agent)

  • @tyreecebaker6600
    @tyreecebaker6600 3 роки тому

    👍

  • @thebbqbandito2868
    @thebbqbandito2868 3 роки тому

    Elves? Wack. Perturabo? Fly as fucc.

  • @armincerim6869
    @armincerim6869 3 роки тому

    I would rather listen over and over again the Fantasy lore more than a second of Age of Shitmar lore

  • @Kingchives
    @Kingchives 3 роки тому

    AAA

  • @Jascosaurus
    @Jascosaurus 3 роки тому +2

    Elves are the Chinese

  • @padrelupus
    @padrelupus 3 роки тому

    Audible ya bloke.
    You can do the narration all by yourself if you want.

  • @WHEELSBRANUM
    @WHEELSBRANUM Рік тому +1

    While the information provided was interesting. I found the continuous remarks as to the importance of what gave him a hard on, to the offer to shower nude. I didn’t need or want to know about the serial rapest. The cof a person has nothing to do 😅with the story and it’s repetitive reminder about how the white people were superior over or calling a character a bitch over many times. The entire story was mostly about degrading women and the people according to their race is never a good idea? Not in 2023 in the REAL world. Our country is already suffering from racial tensions, videos like these don’t help the narrative it just reinforces what the Black/Brown community has been saying for decades. I’m not a feminist but I was offended by the masogenistic attitude towards women in particular. It’s too bad really, if you take out all the unnecessary stereotypes and vulgarities the actual video is a good one.approach to women in general very offensive. The use of profanity was not necessary. The creator seemed like a teenager whose mother finally said that he could curse now so that the profanity was used more often than not ththings that the video

  • @user-hn5bi3nw9y
    @user-hn5bi3nw9y 3 роки тому

    Найс

  • @sidneyadnopoz3427
    @sidneyadnopoz3427 3 роки тому +1

    Sixth

  • @tony5563
    @tony5563 3 роки тому +1

    first

  • @sonnymery4193
    @sonnymery4193 10 місяців тому +2

    high elves are christian, dark elves satanists and wood elves are chad pagans

  • @guyladutch
    @guyladutch Рік тому

    I'm sorry but I had to report the video, you stated that you would be naked in your next shower and you can't perform a dangerous stunt without putting the warning at the beginning of the video that other people should not attempt this also.

  • @lordkroak9468
    @lordkroak9468 3 роки тому +3

    The hippies

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the algorithm

  • @JWootton
    @JWootton 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the algorithm