Mal has been industry for so long that he forgets 97% of the rest of the world has normal jobs/careers that requires them to wake up at 6am every single day of their life. This man is nuts
Nah cus even when he was broke and not in the industry he was sellin dime bags waking up at 2 pm lmao he just built like that. My issue is - wasn’t his moms a teacher? She had to get up that early I’d assume … think about your mother man …
@@ace.ofh34rts nothing went over my head, he was just naive to believe that normal people don't have to get up early every morning to start their daily routine. He hasn't had a job in decades im sure. He just flipped his point of view when he realized he was out of touch. Your body works on a biological clock - changing your sleeping habits can stop morning fatigue.
That man was miserable before. That’s all. I started watching the oldpod late so I thought he was just too cool for anything but nah. Mals aura is no longer being suppressed and Rory got his cords cut. They’ve been reborn. The only thing they need now is a slutty insta photoshoot with aura cleansing captions and their transformations will be complete.
The fact that Mal finds it almost incredulous to believe that they’re people who have to wake up at 6am really shows how disconnected (and privileged) he is from the absurdity most of us have to endure 😅
More than 7 billion ppl in the world, only like 330 million people in the entire United States, people that work nightshifts and early am shifts and Mal thinks just because he doesnt wake up at 6 that nobody does. That is hilariously idiotic. Even his ex co-worker Joe Budden used to say he always woke up at 4-6 am. Mal be purposely trying to sound stupid
As a JBP original I must admit at first I took these boys side but I'm loving both equally and love how Rory and Mals friendship had gone to the next level! Seeing Rory troll Mal is hilarious and I'm here for it
As a fellow heat fan.. I don't listen to the jbp.. You can't do people dirty and I'm gonna respect you.. Don't get me wrong I loved it when they were together.. I'm just here for laughs
@@therealestrarebreed family is everything. If you happen to live in NY there are a LOT of jobs paying pretty good right now. Of course the cost of living is high here though.
Mal, people live in different time zones. Early morning message to you could be afternoon to them. And shout out Rory for accepting woman’s imperfections 😂
These boys finna make me cop merch just off the strength of the quality of the pod damn, they still ain't miss, till this day * Deontay Wilder Voice * S/o from South Africa
Nice to hear Rory still keeps in touch with some old guys from the JBP. If I caught that correct, he references dinner with an old colleague celebrating his new endeavor at HBO which I'm guessing is Savon.
So glad y’all are doing a podcast together y’all make me laugh also so happy your view-ship still strong I was so sad a year ago wen y’all left that other pod thought we never hear y’all ever again but then y’all grew and grinded now I left that other pod bc I realized y’all made it
Mal you are wilding! Plenty ppl wake up at like 3:00am to get their day started. Hit the gym, journal some, meditate etc. you know the early bird get the worm Mal!
I’m pretty sure I was the person who mal got the mention from at 6am. funniest part is I go into work at 4am so he’s trying to talk shit but I had beeeeeeen grinding. 🤣 you can absolutely tell Rockefeller mal never had a “real” job.haha
@@testtubebaby8870 yoooo 🤣😭😩 now I see why he said a "bitch ass nigga" said it. We know Mal don't be shooting like that but he meant that shit when he said it
MAL saying nobody wakes up at 6am definitely showed his privilege 😂😂😂
He acts like he forgot his mother was a teacher. Im pretty sure she woke at 6am to get her children ready for school ; herself to work
Diva
ua-cam.com/video/rLMuLQwuVGA/v-deo.html 😆
Lmao I'm like wtf is he talking about?
That shit fucked me up cause I usually agree with him. The fact that I start work right at 6 am had me feeling a way 😂
Mal has been industry for so long that he forgets 97% of the rest of the world has normal jobs/careers that requires them to wake up at 6am every single day of their life. This man is nuts
Right like Mal we have to work buddy
@@shenellrichardson4936 “we have to work buddy” is sick lmaooo
Nah cus even when he was broke and not in the industry he was sellin dime bags waking up at 2 pm lmao he just built like that. My issue is - wasn’t his moms a teacher? She had to get up that early I’d assume … think about your mother man …
he was literally making a point about workers rights that went over yall heads
@@ace.ofh34rts nothing went over my head, he was just naive to believe that normal people don't have to get up early every morning to start their daily routine. He hasn't had a job in decades im sure. He just flipped his point of view when he realized he was out of touch. Your body works on a biological clock - changing your sleeping habits can stop morning fatigue.
"Mal has child bearing hips......and a mustache. Was that you in Belly?" 😂😂
The segment when rory brings up mal's child bearing hips....🤣
Homegirl telling him to stand up 😂
Great callback
I swear i think Joe said Mal had child barring hips on the old pod 😂😂😂😂
He’s definitely talking about Joe and the party Rory went to for the guy who works at HBO is sayvon from the old pod
😭
I love that Mal is so much more open now! Dude hopping in on the ad libs with Rory, great banter with Damaris, he's seems to be in a happy place 💰
That man was miserable before. That’s all. I started watching the oldpod late so I thought he was just too cool for anything but nah. Mals aura is no longer being suppressed and Rory got his cords cut. They’ve been reborn.
The only thing they need now is a slutty insta photoshoot with aura cleansing captions and their transformations will be complete.
@@Cyberkatt_ lol @ slutty insta photoshoot, excellent idea
The fact that Mal finds it almost incredulous to believe that they’re people who have to wake up at 6am really shows how disconnected (and privileged) he is from the absurdity most of us have to endure 😅
More than 7 billion ppl in the world, only like 330 million people in the entire United States, people that work nightshifts and early am shifts and Mal thinks just because he doesnt wake up at 6 that nobody does. That is hilariously idiotic. Even his ex co-worker Joe Budden used to say he always woke up at 4-6 am. Mal be purposely trying to sound stupid
I wake up 1am and earlier somedays for work
he knows dang well ppl wake up and listen to pods, i dont know why he tried to make it seem weird
You can say the most agreed on thing but if you mispell one word the comment section rips you a new asshole
between that and "where you licking?" fam lmao
Love that Mal is talking now.
He always did
when did mal not talk
Bro is definitely out of his shell now, I think Damaris helped with that
@@owl2671 I think they left off more.
Same.
MALanis Morissette singing “it figuuuuuuuuures” 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
Not even 2 minutes into the pod and I’m dead
Shit took me out bruh lol random asl 💀😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal talking about the growing gambling addiction in NYC and Rory just trynna get jokes off at every turn is WILD.
Clit popping out like a kick stand is crazy followed by I’m the nigga he’s the ginger 😂😂😂😂
lmaoooo
As a JBP original I must admit at first I took these boys side but I'm loving both equally and love how Rory and Mals friendship had gone to the next level! Seeing Rory troll Mal is hilarious and I'm here for it
As a fellow heat fan.. I don't listen to the jbp.. You can't do people dirty and I'm gonna respect you.. Don't get me wrong I loved it when they were together.. I'm just here for laughs
Rorys right foot consistently on an arch like he’s in stilettos 👠 😭
I thought I was the only person that noticed that about Sunset 🌇 😅
I didnt want to be the first to say it💀
Doesn't look comfortable at all lol
Irish McNasty back at it
It stays like that on the reg. Like why??? It looks so uncomfortable.
Yo Mal being shocked people wake up at 6am is nutso
Lol. I'm a nurse. Up by 5am 5 days a week. I agree. We should all be able to sleep til whenever
Team Nurses lessssgo!!
💰💰💰
I agree all the way 💰
Mal’s privilege was definitely showing lmaooo
Me too. More like 4:30. I hate trading time away from my family for a sub-par hourly wage
@@therealestrarebreed family is everything. If you happen to live in NY there are a LOT of jobs paying pretty good right now. Of course the cost of living is high here though.
Damaris Laughing at Mal’s “Child Bearing Hips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mal looking like Eric Badu with that XL ass beanie. #ThatsCrazy
Real auntie vibes
Conehead
Rory playin put the blame on me is crazyyy😂😂😭
First 20 minutes of this pod was an experience💀🤣🤣
Y'all definitely in the groove now and im here for it. New Rory and Mal!
🎯
Mal is so sheltered it’s hilarious 😂
It's 6:15 a.m. here in the west coast and I listen to you guys I'm a truck driver so I need that early morning content
"You think he was in the waters of Belize without Shyne Po?" 🤣🤣
Watch when Mal finds out that some people's shift start at 6AM 😂😂😂
Me...My shift starts at 6 which means I'm up at 4 out the house by 5. Mal would look at me like I'm a farmer
Mal I wake up at 4:20 everyday...I start listening to yall at 5am
Damn. How do u do it?
@@MajesticTalk he’s an adult
Thank you for doing the hard work. Been there, NOT going back. So thank you.
@crystalmajestic. Gotta provide for my family. Have a mortgage to pay and family to feed. I'm usually off at 2-230 so it isn't that bad
Listen I am adult and I dont like mornings never have. It was always a struggle. Thank God I work in IT and work remote.
“Mal has child bearing hips…”. I almost spit my water out Lmfaoooooooo
Mal, people live in different time zones. Early morning message to you could be afternoon to them. And shout out Rory for accepting woman’s imperfections 😂
Rory: look what the prize is after running through a gauntlet"
Mal:🥴
Me:😂😂😂😂😂
These boys finna make me cop merch just off the strength of the quality of the pod damn, they still ain't miss, till this day * Deontay Wilder Voice * S/o from South Africa
I don’t know about these ensembles today. Those are some sick hats
Yall should definitely do a segment where Mal gets a male brazilian wax. I feel like he would GROW TF UPPP from such an experience lolll
"I didn't vote for Bush "-Mal😂😂.
Wishing you a smooth move🤗
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I work at 4am so I’m up at 3 most def got YALL in the aux for the drive
@19:30 Mal got his shit off talking about a kick stand!! 😂😂😂
I knew for a fact that mal wasn't gonna go see spiderman when he said it last pod.
You guys are hilarious, the jokes get better every pod 😭😂💯
Mal is like I sold drugs, then started podding. Ppl wake up before 10am?
😩💀😂
Eyy Mal, I'm watching y'all at 4:30am while making breakfast, when I wake up. It's early birds outchea
Nice to hear Rory still keeps in touch with some old guys from the JBP. If I caught that correct, he references dinner with an old colleague celebrating his new endeavor at HBO which I'm guessing is Savon.
Rory with the beanie is crazy
Mal is so privileged. How have you never had to wake up by 6:00 am? He never had to be to work by 8.
@407Movement Beats the average person has had an early shift job at some point of their life
I don't think he's ever really had to clock in anywhere.
@407Movement Beats no but him not understanding that alot of niggas work mornings is shocking
@@nia4842 he's worked at a hospital so I bet he has
So glad y’all are doing a podcast together y’all make me laugh also so happy your view-ship still strong I was so sad a year ago wen y’all left that other pod thought we never hear y’all ever again but then y’all grew and grinded now I left that other pod bc I realized y’all made it
Mal beat white people with a belt walk the streets with a belt lol 😂 am dead 💀!
🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only person that loves Damaris laugh. She must be from the heights too only place Damaris can live in NY
U definitely not bro, she has such a wholesome laugh lol
She can be from Dyckman…. Maybe 🤣🤣🤣
I have a theory she is the lady in JBP sound bite that says “ugh why do u love birds”
@@theblazedbro she’s definitely not 🤣
I definitely woke up at 6am and turned yall on at 6:30am lol
Rory sick “you could put the blame on me” 😭🤣
You’re seeing the transformation 😂 we are one amiri hat away 😂
"I don't like the bush,I didn't vote for bush"😆😆🔥🔥
Mal you are wilding! Plenty ppl wake up at like 3:00am to get their day started. Hit the gym, journal some, meditate etc. you know the early bird get the worm Mal!
Mal saying "where you licking?" out loud is wild lol
It’s funny when you still listen to both podcast so you know when Rory said a friend but didn’t say his name went to HBO we all know it’s Savon lol
The podcast I look forward to every week 🔥💪🏼
Damaris really let her hair down with the response to a lot of topics this episode #WeLoveIt.....
I’m pretty sure I was the person who mal got the mention from at 6am. funniest part is I go into work at 4am so he’s trying to talk shit but I had beeeeeeen grinding. 🤣 you can absolutely tell Rockefeller mal never had a “real” job.haha
Mal talking about “up at 6am” that’s east coast time, I work nights and listen to y’all as soon as my podcast alert pops at 3am on the shift.
Respect to the night shift. iii clock in at 9pm and usually get off around 4.
The gumy earphones was classic 😂😂
Why your episodes progressively wild 😂😂
Mal got hella loud when they mentioned "child bearing hips".
it's not the first time he's heard that breh
Uhmm old school soft spot
Lmao
Lmao they were talking about skull candy earphones, shit took me back 😂
Jagged Little Pill...Classic.
Rory and the double back on the “whisker” lol and hair 🤣🤣🤣
Yall, lmk if I'm bugging, but is there some "tension between Mal and Demaris? Not bad tension, of course. I'm bugging right?
20 minutes in... and Mal is podding lmfaooo
It’s funny the fact that Joe said “task rabbit,” on a recent pod and they titled their pod, “task rabbit.” 😂
Rory nasty for trying to retire his own jersey, pushin that 🅿️
"He was once a thug from around the way" My life wasn't never Eazy!!! 🔥🔥🔥
"Mal has childbearing hips" 👁👄👁 lmaoooooo
Yooo you guys are getting funnier every week, 😂 you guys had me dying, even at 5am when I wake my poor behind to go to work.
“We was wildin” was NUTS😂😂😂😂
Budgeting Ubers out after a move is hilarious 😂
Mal definitely has child-bearing hips 🤣😅
“I DIDN’T VOTE FOR BUSH” is hilarious lmfao
Man I had to wake up at 6 am every day for 4 years when I was in high school… mal is so privileged Jesus..
Mal too boujee for a nipple hair and waking up at 6AM. Who mans is this? 😂
As soon as Mal finishes the blunt hit the record button
So all 3 of y'all funny, huh? Really good episode y'all 😂
Morning let's get it y'all 🙏🏾💸
If you start doing that “Nan Nan Na Nan Nan Shit…” lmao fucking screaminggggg🤣
Mal, Khloe texted her paparazzi connect in the car.
Mal thinks the world starts when he wakes up.
That song selection with peppermint tea in tandem is nasty 😂
They just keep goating
Mal always talking about looks lol 😆 he’s so confident in his self !
So Mal still being rude and not letting folks know he's not coming after making plans with them?
Mal n Rory have passed joe in the industry rankings! They can’t even joke about the Woodley-Paul fight being fixed 😂😂😂👀
Lmao bro I have to be to WORK at 6am! Lol I'm up at 430
I need to know who originally said Mal has “child bearing hips” 😭😭😭 I’m going to be laughing at that for the rest of the day
Charlamange
@@testtubebaby8870 yoooo 🤣😭😩 now I see why he said a "bitch ass nigga" said it. We know Mal don't be shooting like that but he meant that shit when he said it
It was Charla!!!!😂😂😂😂
The "child bearing hips" comment is what originally prompted him to go vegan. He's trying to lose that baby weight.
@@testtubebaby8870 he said that in the episode they did on the old pod?
One of my favorite pods
Starting the pod with Alanis morisette plus everything from the past pods is such a specific niche it’s crazy 😂😂
Rors with the Moose Knuckle Hat 🔥🔥🔥 Barriers!!
Mal you been sounding crazy asl lately my guy lol 😂
Was Rory talking about Savon when he mentioned the old associate working for HBO?
Yes
Mal mom need an interview 😂🤔💯
Every episode gets better & better. 👏🏽👏🏽
Are they about to go skiing?
pls get a Game interview !!
3:44 Mal is CRAZY 😭😭😭
We need that Lloyd banks/Gunit mixtapes on dsps….
mal really asked who wakes up at 6am? some people got jobs bruh lol
I can't lie Mal is podding right now
Bro I’m sitting here (with my dreads), wearing that same head thingy as Mal. Wth did I wake up too? Lol