13:29 The crackhouse pad to the body guard looking for love, and then Rory hugging it out with dude just sent me! This is clearly worthy of a skit. Pure gold!
Rory unknowingly philosophizing about life w/ TI's bodyguard is funny as hell....they right about those Kim and Pac rumors/stories, I remember hearing that shit growing up
Rory, definitely saw you tryna be the stage coordinator during the DJ Drama set, as well as do camera work. You killed it my boy😂😂 you definitely were on your business manager shit in the white pullover at Dreamville😂😂😂😂 Wish I could’ve gotten a pic, but it’s all love. I was shocked just seeing you there. Keep podding, I’m looking forward to seeing you and Mal whenever y’all decide to come down to Houston and shoot a live episode.
As a previous hotel front desk manager, here's a tip. Never and I do mean NEVER if at all possible arrive to a hotel late at night. ESPECIALLY ON A WEEKEND NIGHT WHERE THERE IS A MAJOR FESTIVAL IN TOWN. Always assume your room has been sold already! Every hotel overbooks on purpose because so many people usually cancel and they're left with a few rooms short of a sold out house. So showing up at night is almost guaranteeing that you won't have a place to stay on a busy night. If you have no other option and you absolutely must arrive to your hotel after 9PM then you should call ahead and ask if they can do a pre authorization on your card to pay in advance so they can pre block you into a room. Preferably the day before. their objective is to sell out every night because sometimes the manager gets bonuses for occupancy goals. Thank me later! you're welcome.
@@henkhenkste6076 unfortunately, that's the business. No exceptions for hotel brands either. They all do this. It's common practice. And don't bother asking them about it because they'll lie. I'm out the game so I'm giving free game lol
Why, Rory's story of him hugging the big bull made me think of the, Martin episode when, Gina's pop's cracked his back? "Call me later." N my Marty Mar voice 🤣🤣
Rory's soulmate story and feeling safe in Tip's bodyguard's arms 😂😂😂 Yo I love it! I love some deep soulmate/twin flame conversations so I feel you Rory. I love y'all, man!
Your mentioning of Tip took me back to the old pod days when they were trying to diss T.I. having a pod and Parks yellin out naw "I love TIP" had me ☠️....
Bruh, me and Wifey went to The Millennium Tour (don't judge me) back in October. That concert made me have a newfound respect for Ashanti. She is underrated for sure.
Bruh I got a crazy experience from Mardi Gras , booked an AIRBNB the last weekend of Mardi Gras 2017. BNB was literally in Hollygrove on magnolia. AirBNB host was a gay ex army vet with mad dogs, crib was completely in shambles. shoutout to god and good women from Bennett college.
When a person dies, the most loving and respectful way to honor him or her is to have a memorial service, everyone says their goodbyes, then cremate the loved one who has passed away and set their souls free to ascend to the heavens. To have the body taxidermy processed and displayed for however long (days/weeks) is to imprison their soul on this earth and hinder their ascension to the heavens, which in turn causes them to wander this earth and haunt people until their souls are set free.... its really deep and nothing to play with for real.
Look, it's okay to really want a Grammy. It's like sports. Yes you wanna win State. You love it, celebrate and appreciate it. But everybody wants to win Nationals. You want to be recognized as being one of the best out of EVERYBODY.
Rory: Can I be phony??
Mal: You got 30 seconds .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory is that kind of friend that can get u smacked 🤣
“Did you release? “ is crazy ! 🤣
Rory: “I felt safe in his arms.”
LOL!!! Classic.
Not enough people are appreciating Mal’s “This is your last day”. A beautiful through-line in this episode.
Facts 😂😂😂😂
???
I played that back a few times cause it was HILARIOUS 😂 I
Time stamp
@@brieljones23 49:10
Shout out to T.I’s bodyguard, Rory definitely needed the hug that night 🤣
Where’s that time stamp😭
Facts 😭
@@michelangelooliver2590 l
every pod Rory dressed like he sleeps at the studio and gets up to film when the crew arrives LOLL
FACTS 🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭
White boy drip
Rory finding his soul mate in T.I bodyguard wasn't surprising to me 😂
13:29 The crackhouse pad to the body guard looking for love, and then Rory hugging it out with dude just sent me! This is clearly worthy of a skit.
Pure gold!
Mal - “Lil Nas X was a lot taller than I expected”
Rory - “Were you pleasantly surprised?”
Baby D - “That’s Big Nas X” 😭😭😭
If Rory hasn't slept but still this active, he must have the fire addies.
30MG XR for sure
@@ExtendedRelease indeedery
@@juneytoolooney2165 how does that compare to 40mg vyvanse
@@ExtendedRelease “thhhhhe fire adddddddies” 😆(Mal voice)
Should’ve named this one “it’s your last day” 🤣
Eddin's humor: Imagine Rory is an orange tree. Mal would be a peach tree. 😂😂
that silence afterwards was the funny part. that and Mals face 💀
This took me out. He sounded so serious. 🤣🤣🤣
@@CaryKilani27 why you so fine tho?
Rory unknowingly philosophizing about life w/ TI's bodyguard is funny as hell....they right about those Kim and Pac rumors/stories, I remember hearing that shit growing up
yeah those rumors were so heavy! crazy!
Rory telling a woman “make me” is wild af 🤣
Rory is killing these pods !! Another 50 point triple double
Props to DJ Drama! Gangsta Grillz is a staple in Southern Hip Hop. Glad he is getting flowers for his past and Grammys for his present.
Hip hop period, not just the south
Rory's Wayne voice is HILARIOUS
Imagine the awkwardness of someone trying to holler at you while standing next to a dead body propped up at the club.
“Life’s too short we should really be making the most of it”
@@MenoftheCulture 🎯🏆
@@MenoftheCulture lol you won bro 🏆
"Ari let me keep my stuff at her place..."👀👀
Aw, yaw friends friends 🤣🤣🤣
When Rory makes mal uncomfortable it’s the funniest thing because he’s force to communicate 😂
then we realize how dumb he is
Rory my boy you get funnier every episode 😂😂😂😂
this podcast is about nothing but about everything lol i love it...
Lol! That’s so real
Having Rory and Mal on the Coachella stage is hilarious! 😂 Just podding as the main act.
Rory, definitely saw you tryna be the stage coordinator during the DJ Drama set, as well as do camera work. You killed it my boy😂😂 you definitely were on your business manager shit in the white pullover at Dreamville😂😂😂😂
Wish I could’ve gotten a pic, but it’s all love. I was shocked just seeing you there. Keep podding, I’m looking forward to seeing you and Mal whenever y’all decide to come down to Houston and shoot a live episode.
Not Holding a baby like a ripped grocery bagggg 😭😭😭😭😭 sick!!
That was hilarious 😭😭😭
Have to say you this is my favorite podcast im glad i got hip to yall
Top 5 fasho
these episodes definitely getting better salute salute
“We hold babies like a ripped grocery bag” my god Mal 😂
lmaooo Rory's Wayne voice for "Fuck Mal" got me screamingggg
TI body guard being Rory sole mate crazy as hell 😂😂
Rory’s baby head roll bro 😂
As a previous hotel front desk manager, here's a tip.
Never and I do mean NEVER if at all possible arrive to a hotel late at night. ESPECIALLY ON A WEEKEND NIGHT WHERE THERE IS A MAJOR FESTIVAL IN TOWN. Always assume your room has been sold already!
Every hotel overbooks on purpose because so many people usually cancel and they're left with a few rooms short of a sold out house. So showing up at night is almost guaranteeing that you won't have a place to stay on a busy night.
If you have no other option and you absolutely must arrive to your hotel after 9PM then you should call ahead and ask if they can do a pre authorization on your card to pay in advance so they can pre block you into a room. Preferably the day before. their objective is to sell out every night because sometimes the manager gets bonuses for occupancy goals.
Thank me later! you're welcome.
thats horrible
Allllllllrighty then I guess Rory was the le-hew, ze-her
@@henkhenkste6076 unfortunately, that's the business. No exceptions for hotel brands either. They all do this. It's common practice. And don't bother asking them about it because they'll lie. I'm out the game so I'm giving free game lol
@@LordZevv just because its common practice doesnt make it right.
Rory storytelling is just the best....😭😭
Lmao Mal will gracefully co-sign the wildest shit that Rory says 😂😂😂
Rory is the best storyteller!! 🤣🤣🤣
Mal screaming outside if MJ’s window is hilarious 😂
them both matching with the background and each other intentionally is spicyyyy
😂😂😂
😂😂 love the aesthetics 😂😂
💯
Mal: This is your last day too, now that I think about it! We need that line on merch!!!
"This is your last day" to your workmates sounds like they're getting fired "this is your last day" on merch sounds like a murder threat.
17:20 Mal says he's going to Dreamville fest every year and don't lmfaoooooo
Rory killed the random impressions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The things you choose to report" lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂 pause to Rory security guard story man lmao great story and I understand 100% but pause at I felt safe in his arms 😂😂
Snoop has never said - I was late because I was getting this texture and relaxer. 🤣💀😂
The texture of the garments with a cokey face!!!! Yooooo don’t do Bruno like that! 😂😂😂😂
Why, Rory's story of him hugging the big bull made me think of the, Martin episode when, Gina's pop's cracked his back? "Call me later." N my Marty Mar voice 🤣🤣
Lmao love the black luxury for Mal down the turnpike
Rory: “Maybe we were soulmates” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It’s yo last day”😂😂😂😂
Rory's soulmate story and feeling safe in Tip's bodyguard's arms 😂😂😂 Yo I love it! I love some deep soulmate/twin flame conversations so I feel you Rory. I love y'all, man!
Your mentioning of Tip took me back to the old pod days when they were trying to diss T.I. having a pod and Parks yellin out naw "I love TIP" had me ☠️....
13:11 "Maybe he was looking for ME!" 🤣 The Bodyguard 2, starring Rory McFarrell
Love the vibe y’all are bringing to the Bew Rory & Mal…just goofing around, clowning and having fun. Keep it up fellas!
Not Rory doing the lack of support baby head movements! Lol 😆
The pause after Damaris said the Cole/Dick Riding line was too genuine 😂😂😂
Bruh, me and Wifey went to The Millennium Tour (don't judge me) back in October. That concert made me have a newfound respect for Ashanti. She is underrated for sure.
24:13 the Redman-Method Man joke was fire Demaris
LOL Mal being a peach tree is crazy! These thick jokes are going too far
Sometimes those random conversations with a stranger can be the most insightful 💯
Lmfaoo @ Rorys saweetie impression
When I was in middle school the rumor was that bow wow had got rapped by a body guard and got stitches
I remember that too
The version I heard was that Suge Knight sent the bodyguard that raped him!
I remember Soulja said it when they had that online back and forth and Bow almost cried.
That silence after "Mal would be a peach tree" DESTROYED me 😂😂😂😅
Jerk Chicken and Wine is a crazy combination.😵💫
😂😂😂
I’m just trying to figure out what kind of Caribbean restaurant sells wine? 😂
Rory being a kitten reminds me of the Kitten and Dog from looney tunes.
17:58 LMAAOOO Came just to see Mals real time reaction
DEMARIS @49:08🤣🤣🤣 you just gon keep doing this huh
I’m from New York and live in Raleigh now ,Mal’s take is how I feel about going anywhere out here
A baby with no bones in its neck yet is hilarious. 😂
mal -"for sure, she's in shape" this man really be on auto pilot
Mal- Y’all still be making out w girls?
Rory- shit that’s my go to 😂😂
I'm starting to believe Mal is gay 😭😭😭
@@JuJuu1017 I was hollering 😂😂😂😂
@@JuJuu1017 I think Mal asexual 😂
@@JuJuu1017 making out with girls you just met is peak nasty behavior.
Mal “ Oh I get home quick now , I don’t fuck around .” Got me rollin’ 😂
Demaris said “That’s Big Nas X” 😂😂
"This is your last day" 😂
When he said there was a shopping cart right there I spit my food out laughing 😭😭😭😭
Lmaooo no cause why am I laughing the entire episode
The Ross quotes was sending me 😂😂😂
Men holding a baby like a ripped grocery bag 🤣😫😩🤣 the accuracy, I could see it.
Rory: "smelled the latex and figured Mal must've stayed in this room"
Nasty 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruno Mars has a very Cokey Face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...mal would be a peach tree" 🍑 🌳 hahahahahaahaha
the silence after tho, and Mals face 😆
@20:35 Ayo Eddin sound effects was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh I got a crazy experience from Mardi Gras , booked an AIRBNB the last weekend of Mardi Gras 2017. BNB was literally in Hollygrove on magnolia. AirBNB host was a gay ex army vet with mad dogs, crib was completely in shambles. shoutout to god and good women from Bennett college.
When a person dies, the most loving and respectful way to honor him or her is to have a memorial service, everyone says their goodbyes, then cremate the loved one who has passed away and set their souls free to ascend to the heavens. To have the body taxidermy processed and displayed for however long (days/weeks) is to imprison their soul on this earth and hinder their ascension to the heavens, which in turn causes them to wander this earth and haunt people until their souls are set free.... its really deep and nothing to play with for real.
This is your last day here too Lmfaoo it’s the pause too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has been one of the funniest episodes in a whiiiile
Callin Emotional Oranges “EO” 😂😂😂
lol holding the baby like a ripped grocery bag
"Who's just weighing whales"🔥🍊😄❤💛💚💖👑
Fam I remember all those bs rumors 🤣🤣🤣🤣 especially the one about the Nuttys 🤣🤣🤣 and that lil Kim bs
Mal basically said don’t pass men a boneless baby 😂😂😂😂😂
My guys back💪🏾💪🏾
Big Nas X sounds so sick 😂😂😂😂
Mal is like a smooth older brother and Rory is like a younger bro always being corny
Nah Rory anit corny
Not Rory's fault he actually tryna entertain and Mal just wants to repeat shit and be cool the whole time. Thats easy to do.
I don't really find corny watchable so I don't see how you even here.
Look, it's okay to really want a Grammy. It's like sports. Yes you wanna win State. You love it, celebrate and appreciate it. But everybody wants to win Nationals. You want to be recognized as being one of the best out of EVERYBODY.
I went to an event that Michael was at. I wasn't impressed......until he walked out. I screamed for like 10 minutes.
😂
That lil Kim stomach rumor went round boooy I was in Cali like shorty gettin busy
Rorys Bestfriend take at 41:00 is CRAZY. lol
Lmao it's wild that y'all feel your old work will be at your funerals
Dope pod !
The mics sounds great
Mals OMG @ 1:12:52 was hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁. How you doing?
Evan Ross is married to Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson sister)