I don't think that's been diluted to proper homeopathic standards yet, Paul. You need to throw it in a tumbler with 1000 other fresh sheets of white paper, extract one sheet, throw that in another tumbler with another 1000 fresh sheets, and then repeat that process 8 more times.
Scud422 8 more times!? Are you high? That leaves you with 1 part per 10^27. That is still way to potent for homepathy. It's not proper homepathic until you can no longer guarantee that you have even 1 molecule of the original substance.
ObadiahtheSlim Actually, that would be 10^30 ("8 more" would make 10 times in totes) But the second part is right. In order to get the proper dilution of 30c, you would have to do the above process with 1mil pages each time.
Scud422 Sometimes we must ask ourselves if science has gone to far. I believe the answer is yes, the line has been crossed long ago and we can't stop now.
Gorinich Serpant We must run faster towards the horizon to leave the line far behind, out of our view, and pretend that we never crossed it in the first place.
Something I've always wondered... is that supposed to be "butt stuff" in the noun sense, ie stuff that involves butts... or in the verb sense, ie butts that are being stuffed with other things (or stuffed _into_ other things?)... ... No, UA-cam, I don't think I will also share this comment on Google+. Thanks for the offer.
I have always liked the term "butt stuff", because it does not necessarily have to deal with butt fucking. It just has to deal with stuff pertaining to the butt.
+Josh Parker A two word description of all concepts in proximity to the butt. Be it toilet related, shower related, sex related, no matter. It's just...butt stuff. So, please, try Butt Stuff (TM) today. You'll be amazed what you'll find
In a lot of ways, the Crapshots let us explore ideas that we don't really think have legs enough for a sketch. We can get in, make the joke, and get out before it gets old. In this case, you might be right! I'm not sure, but it's totally possible :)
What happened to the paper at the end wasn't just a camera effect to protect innocent eyes. The porn is so natural and "pure", that the very fabric of the universe bends around it to make it look pixelated to all who lay their eyes upon it.
soupalex Very true, but it is popular quackery sadly, and it has crossed paths with fad dieting in such a way that a lot of people seem to consider it credible.
leviadragon99 How, exactly, do you get "homeopathic" _food,_ anyway? (this might be related to another problem (i.e. besides the obvious one) with homeopathy: a lot of people apparently think that something is "homeopathic" if it contains "only natural ingredients")
I don't think that's been diluted to proper homeopathic standards yet, Paul. You need to throw it in a tumbler with 1000 other fresh sheets of white paper, extract one sheet, throw that in another tumbler with another 1000 fresh sheets, and then repeat that process 8 more times.
Scud422 8 more times!? Are you high? That leaves you with 1 part per 10^27. That is still way to potent for homepathy. It's not proper homepathic until you can no longer guarantee that you have even 1 molecule of the original substance.
ObadiahtheSlim Actually, that would be 10^30 ("8 more" would make 10 times in totes) But the second part is right. In order to get the proper dilution of 30c, you would have to do the above process with 1mil pages each time.
So, how long before somebody makes a ringtone out of Paul whispering "Butt stuff..."
Qegixar You're welcome: tiny.cc/j8ehyx
Qegixar answer 12 MINUTES
Scud422 You're doing God's work, son.
Scud422 Sometimes we must ask ourselves if science has gone to far. I believe the answer is yes, the line has been crossed long ago and we can't stop now.
Gorinich Serpant We must run faster towards the horizon to leave the line far behind, out of our view, and pretend that we never crossed it in the first place.
Something I've always wondered... is that supposed to be "butt stuff" in the noun sense, ie stuff that involves butts... or in the verb sense, ie butts that are being stuffed with other things (or stuffed _into_ other things?)...
... No, UA-cam, I don't think I will also share this comment on Google+. Thanks for the offer.
Phillip Bradbury Since it is homeopathic, if it was the latter would you notice?
Phillip Bradbury Why not both?
Ah, the second part of this comment aged like fine wine.
Well that was homegrown comedy at its best! No processed jokes in this one. I feel like I haven't laughed this cleanly in years!
god, i always love crapshots but the last 5 or 6 have been home runs, keep up the great work guys
I have always liked the term "butt stuff", because it does not necessarily have to deal with butt fucking. It just has to deal with stuff pertaining to the butt.
+Josh Parker A two word description of all concepts in proximity to the butt. Be it toilet related, shower related, sex related, no matter. It's just...butt stuff.
So, please, try Butt Stuff (TM) today. You'll be amazed what you'll find
LOL i love Kathleens voice in this one!
What the actual fuck.
Somehow, even when you guys get weird I still laugh like an idiot.
Surely the weirdness makes you laugh even more though? Surrealist humour for the win.
This isn't surreal, but it's still funny.
Oh. Probably should have watched it XD
This is no way a criticism of the current model (ya'all's got to do what you need to do), but I feel like this could have been a really cool sketch.
In a lot of ways, the Crapshots let us explore ideas that we don't really think have legs enough for a sketch. We can get in, make the joke, and get out before it gets old.
In this case, you might be right! I'm not sure, but it's totally possible :)
loadingreadyrun you could still make a full sketch when you feel it can work
progste We could indeed!
loadingreadyrun Brevity is the soul of wit
loadingreadyrun i doubt you could make a full sketch. the butt stuff should keep you occupied for the near future.
These crapshots keeping getting better and better. I love them so much
Showed this to a female friend of mine, she said she didn't like it.
Then i asked "Yeah but what about the video?"
Oh, man. This was literally laugh out loud hilarious. Thank you.
Out of all of LRR's content, this is the first thing I've seen that has proper captions, probably due to community captioning.
Pure Organic Assfuckin' is the name of my forthcoming album.
This might be my most favorite punchline you’ve ever done.
This was completely amazing, you guys.
I didn't think I'd see Paul breathing ass stuff onto a piece of paper this afternoon but here we are.
Oh man, this cracked me up at like 3AM! Great one you guys!
What happened to the paper at the end wasn't just a camera effect to protect innocent eyes. The porn is so natural and "pure", that the very fabric of the universe bends around it to make it look pixelated to all who lay their eyes upon it.
Paul whispering "butt stuff" gets me every time.
Ohhhh this was goood crapshot...
amazing guys
Still one of my favorites!
Awesome in every way. Well done
I really enjoy Kathleen saying "assfuckin"
Anything Paul's whispers gets censored.
Its cannon.
Well, they can't be too careless.
So now we know what Paul does at the checkpoint desk when no one else is around...
This is the best one! Gawd I almost pooped xD
One of the funniest ones ive seen in a while HAHAHA!
I’ll take ten!
Kathleen sounds like she could be related to Dave's spokesman.
Was Kathleen's necklace a chicken bone? The collarbone, i think.
I'd watch that. Make it happen lrr!
I'll take 4 5ths diluted in five pints of de-ionised water please.
Seems legit.
Ahahahahaha, fantastic.
Dat pixels.
What.... The hell.
Eheheheh, someone doesn't think much of the homeopathic food market I see. =P
leviadragon99
Well, it's undiluted (ha) quackery, so... why would anyone?
soupalex
Very true, but it is popular quackery sadly, and it has crossed paths with fad dieting in such a way that a lot of people seem to consider it credible.
leviadragon99
How, exactly, do you get "homeopathic" _food,_ anyway? (this might be related to another problem (i.e. besides the obvious one) with homeopathy: a lot of people apparently think that something is "homeopathic" if it contains "only natural ingredients")
soupalex homeopathic food sounds a really good way to die of starvation.
Dumorimasoddaa
...or drowning.
This... this was glorious.. ... also first!
AkujiMalice You deserve an internet.
AkujiMalice third*
***** no... I saw the page after my post. there weren't any others. good try though.
wat
I don't get this new crop of hipster, neo-sophisticant humor..