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КОМЕНТАРІ • 103

  • @isaacjones5687
    @isaacjones5687 11 годин тому +161

    Belgium of Africa. Not a team, just 11 indviduals. No matter how good your individual players are, if you can’t play like a team, then you’re really going to struggle to beat a nation who does, no matter their quality (or lack of).

    • @benjaminvaneeckhout5696
      @benjaminvaneeckhout5696 8 годин тому +4

      As a Belgian, god damn this is true

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 8 годин тому +27

      As a historian, Belgium of Africa has a very nasty ring to it

    • @Greyninja049
      @Greyninja049 7 годин тому +12

      Do NOT put Belgium anywhere near Africa

    • @JeSuisRene
      @JeSuisRene 6 годин тому +7

      The Belgium of Africa has a very different connotation to it

    • @siler22
      @siler22 4 години тому

      11 players 11 diffrent taxis

  • @soapsatellite
    @soapsatellite 11 годин тому +46

    Man, I remember when Ghana beat us in 2010. As it was the first World Cup I ever really sat down and watched when I was a kid, they instantly earned my respect and became my favorite African nation in the sport. It's sad how far they've fallen since.

  • @K.greg00
    @K.greg00 11 годин тому +89

    Bro as a Ghanaian myself,In Ghana every Ghanaian has given up on this country 😭😭

    • @isaacjones5687
      @isaacjones5687 10 годин тому +14

      You have the players, you just need an actual qualified, and passionate manager, instead of hiring assistant coaches and foreigners who don’t actually care.

    • @K.greg00
      @K.greg00 10 годин тому +13

      @ bro we’ve had 5 different managers in just 6 years, we recently had Former Brighton head coach Chris Hilton and it still didn’t work, our football is just dead bro😭

    • @BluePasionTV
      @BluePasionTV 10 годин тому +1

      Same with Nigerians and the Super Eagles

    • @K.greg00
      @K.greg00 10 годин тому +1

      @ bro at least you guys qualified 😭

    • @BluePasionTV
      @BluePasionTV 10 годин тому

      @@K.greg00 We've been mostly shit since AFCON finished earlier this year. Our form has been Abysmal and I don't think we even have a manager yet lol

  • @FGUGZIN
    @FGUGZIN 8 годин тому +17

    Fun fact
    Hugo Broos is the first South African manager to qualify for back-to-back AFCON tournaments and man how convincingly we did so as well 😁. Not to mention we are 2nd in our World Cup qualifier group 🔥
    Watch out for Bafana Bafana 😎

    • @mouna5252elle
      @mouna5252elle 6 годин тому +2

      Wait isnt he from belguim ????

    • @FGUGZIN
      @FGUGZIN 6 годин тому +1

      @mouna5252elle He is

    • @AfricanCorn-np8jt
      @AfricanCorn-np8jt 5 годин тому +1

      Our standard can't be this low chief we shouldn't be flexing about qualifying for Afcon that's embarrasing

  • @benwilliams8667
    @benwilliams8667 6 годин тому +7

    There I was thinking "but is Zealand paying attention to the bonkers AFCON qualifying?" Of course Zealand is paying attention to the bonkers AFCON qualifying...

  • @Crowned-Qwesi
    @Crowned-Qwesi 8 годин тому +8

    One of the funny things with Ghana not qualifying is that we were beaten by a former Ghana coach who is Ghanaian and a current executive member of the FA (talk about conflict of interest).
    Remember the coach who took Ghana to the 2014 world cup in Brazil?
    James Kwasi Appiah.
    Yeah, he is the current coach of Sudan.
    The same coach who has put Sudan ahead of Senagal in WC qualification.

  • @NoLuckJKMY807
    @NoLuckJKMY807 2 години тому +4

    Watching the coffin dance meme is more entertaining than the entire Ghana national football team squad.
    And yeah, the coffin dance meme was originated from Ghana.

    • @DawnKing
      @DawnKing Годину тому

      Irony for you 😂

  • @samthompson2130
    @samthompson2130 10 годин тому +26

    Ngl the idea of a national team tournament for domestics only is a great idea. Would've been good if say they used the Nations league for something like that perhaps.

    • @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
      @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 5 годин тому +3

      Try to explain the „domestics only“ without getting cancelled ;)

    • @samthompson2130
      @samthompson2130 4 години тому +3

      @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 I don't care about stupid cancel culture, but sure!
      What I mean is players of nationality, who also play in the league of the country they represent. For example Bakayo Saka can still represent England as he plays for English side Arsenal. Jude Bellingham cannot as he plays for Real Madrid in Spain.

    • @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
      @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 3 години тому +1

      @@samthompson2130 yeah cancel Culture sucks. But I don’t really think that this makes sense. For example France has so many good / world class players but no one of them plays in Ligue A aka the MC Donald’s league.

    • @samthompson2130
      @samthompson2130 3 години тому +2

      @@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 so? It allows a different perspective to nations and national pride. Those who value representing their nation benefit. It offers a different and interesting perspective and may give more players from perhaps less fortunate leagues the opportunity to represent their nation, that they have stayed loyal to by continuing to play domestically.

    • @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
      @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 3 години тому +1

      @@samthompson2130 don’t take it personal, but that’s one of the dumbest ideas regarding national team football I’ve ever heard, sorry.

  • @lyonkennedy4892
    @lyonkennedy4892 11 годин тому +25

    Guess I’m back to being American 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @nathanjm000
    @nathanjm000 9 годин тому +11

    Even bigger than Ghana not making it is that they were nowhere close to qualifying

  • @guidoreitsma8149
    @guidoreitsma8149 6 годин тому +4

    And nobody is talking about Comoros. An island group nobody even heard of except some geography geeks. They are going to Afcon and are first in their wc qualifying group if I can remember.

  • @FCBarcelona477cd
    @FCBarcelona477cd 9 годин тому +3

    These are the videos I live for

  • @flaviaocopeiro
    @flaviaocopeiro 10 годин тому +12

    The incopetence of some teams right now is astounding, in Asia we have Qatar messing up their qualifiers (though I have an itch that by march they will get their shit together, but who knows), Saudi Arabia being in real trouble, threatening to just be outright eliminated in this stage and also Australia just barely staying in second in their group. But then we have the duo in Africa of Nigeria and Ghana, two teams with fairly good squads, some really great players, and then they just struggle with some guy playing in the Saudi third division. Ghana failed miserably to qualify for Afcon, Nigeria qualified but without showing much, even losing to Rwanda who are 4 points ahead of them in their WC qualifying group. Its facinating how bad these guys can be even when they have every reason to dominate the oposition, I mean Morocco is doing that, just playing for obligation, pratically training, they beat Lesotho 7-0 wich Nigeria couldn't even bet at home in the WC qualifiers

    • @toskiemail1371
      @toskiemail1371 7 годин тому

      Qatar is who we thought they were, and that's despite winning back-to-back Asian cups.

    • @CFC6788-gs2rl
      @CFC6788-gs2rl 3 години тому +1

      Why would you expect Qatar to do well they've never qualified for a world cup before

    • @flaviaocopeiro
      @flaviaocopeiro 2 години тому

      @CFC6788-gs2rl they one twice the asian cup, have a better squad than most other asian teams and there are now 8 slots for Asia. They very much were favorites to qualify for the next World Cup

    • @flaviaocopeiro
      @flaviaocopeiro 28 хвилин тому

      @@toskiemail1371 I'm not with illusions of grandeur for Qatar, but Asia now has 8 slots, Qatar had proven to be at least the 6th best asian team, and its not just the 2 asian cups, they played a lot of matches to gain more experience that many other asians teams dont have, they did well in the Concacaf Gold Cup and the Arab Cup in 2021, and rather decent in the 2019 Copa America. Let's be honest, if they stop fumbling like they did with the UAE and get their shit together, they will qualify in the next phase in october, but it is still shocking that they lose 5-0 to a team that they had been dominating and humiliating in the last few years, no one expected the UAE to do this well against their rivals

  • @andrewejc
    @andrewejc 9 годин тому +14

    Where does Papua New Guinea rank in your favorite Guineas?

    • @Zealandism
      @Zealandism  8 годин тому +10

      Number one, Papua is an elite word

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 7 годин тому

      ​@@ZealandismShame they were utterly toothless in their recent WQ qualifying campaign and has now been knocked out.

    • @LympyDownunder
      @LympyDownunder 6 годин тому

      2nd behind Guinea Pig

  • @notasquiremario3299
    @notasquiremario3299 11 годин тому +13

    as someone who's ethnically Ghanaian, this sucks. at least i can root for the US. there's Pochettino and the team looks solid so yeah.

  • @SilliusSodus
    @SilliusSodus 11 годин тому +8

    This team used to have Essien… 💀💀😭😭

  • @KaushikAdhikari
    @KaushikAdhikari 9 годин тому +5

    "Nai-jr"

  • @MaciejKlosinski
    @MaciejKlosinski 7 годин тому +1

    Definition of a team all substance no flavour

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 Годину тому

    The economic maguire was playing

  • @sansire746
    @sansire746 10 годин тому +6

    I DON'T KNOW, I WANT IT TO BE 2010 AGAIN 😭

  • @leobardo7014
    @leobardo7014 8 годин тому +5

    This further proves that Ghana qualifying for the 2022 FIFA World Cup was flukey as hell

    • @AfricanCorn-np8jt
      @AfricanCorn-np8jt 5 годин тому +3

      They robbed SA lol

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 години тому

      Yeah Nigeria were favourites throughout both legs for the final qualifying playoffs but SOMEHOW managed to miss every single chance and ended up gifting Ghana a World Cup spot

  • @ivaneurope
    @ivaneurope 8 годин тому +2

    The funny thing is that Ghana is the only Pot 1 team that failed to qualify

  • @joanfelicianoo
    @joanfelicianoo 5 годин тому

    Don't worry Zealand, you're still invited to the cookout

  • @MichaelSnyder1776
    @MichaelSnyder1776 11 годин тому +1

    Zealand your collar is folded over

    • @yerrboi6842
      @yerrboi6842 10 годин тому

      Nah that’s just the jersey collar

  • @samuelschonenberger
    @samuelschonenberger 5 годин тому +1

    My Guinea ranking is flipped exept Papua New Guinea does go in front of Bissau

  • @thesunstate5803
    @thesunstate5803 4 години тому

    All stars rise and all stars fall

  • @thefifthhour45
    @thefifthhour45 4 години тому

    I didn't even know the African Nations Championship was such a thing.

  • @apotcastexperience5213
    @apotcastexperience5213 8 годин тому

    You get African Football. These are qualifiers and tournaments like no other, where the under dog always has a chance and the favorites get knocked out in the first round. Its whimsical and fun to watch African football, becaus literally anthing can happen.

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 11 годин тому +9

    I'm here early but can't watch the video because it was uploaded 2 minutes before my break ends.
    How could Zealand's solar panel sized forehead let this happen?

  • @masonmount17
    @masonmount17 8 годин тому +1

    is Papua New Guinea your 4th favorite Guinea? I personally feel that the 'Papua' elevates it above the rest

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 7 годин тому +1

      Mine goes
      Equatorial because Equators are dope
      Papua New because they’re new
      OG because they ARE Guinea
      Then Bissau because I don’t think they’re a proper Guinea they’re more of a Bissau then a Guinea.

  • @footballhighlightssahd6021
    @footballhighlightssahd6021 10 годин тому +3

    They've been bad ever since they cheated the match against South Africa, check the records...

  • @dory5557
    @dory5557 7 годин тому

    dude

  • @Brandon-qd2lb
    @Brandon-qd2lb 10 годин тому +1

    Oh shit who’s in more shambles Ghana or Qatar?? World Cup qualifiers for CAF are gonna be crazy next year buckle up!

  • @Neurboy
    @Neurboy 10 годин тому +1

    w

  • @RyAnAiTcH92
    @RyAnAiTcH92 2 години тому

    Be lucky if any of national team go back home to live, so theres no surprise thery didnt bother

  • @imammuttaqinashshidiqi8483
    @imammuttaqinashshidiqi8483 9 годин тому

    BA DUM TSS

  • @encorefootball
    @encorefootball 9 годин тому +3

    Ghana, Qatar & Sweden. Name a more infamous trio

    • @Polandball-f3z
      @Polandball-f3z 9 годин тому

      Sweden is a good national team now they can qualify for World Cup

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 7 годин тому +2

      Norway perchance? They have so many good players yet they always flatter to deceive. I swear they’re the only side to have a player score 10 times in a single match and still get eliminated at the group stage, they’re like a Scotland but with actually good players.

    • @DawnKing
      @DawnKing Годину тому +1

      Don’t forget Belgium

  • @chawkichalladia1812
    @chawkichalladia1812 5 годин тому +1

    You're not African and it shows lol
    We stopped being overly surprised by any results in the last 10 to 15 years. My country Tunisia losing to Comoros and Gambia at home still surprised me tho 😅

  • @JJ-dt9lo
    @JJ-dt9lo 7 годин тому +2

    No cape verde in Afcon is a travesty

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 4 години тому

    Ghana got defeated by Ni-AfricanAmerican.
    Seriously how can they get eliminated after one of the earlier qualification groups????

  • @nvd123
    @nvd123 9 годин тому +2

    Ghana fell off that’s it

  • @davyjones649
    @davyjones649 6 годин тому

    Are they a Ghana

  • @zorenwhite7886
    @zorenwhite7886 6 годин тому

    They lost to who???

  • @aamj0050
    @aamj0050 11 годин тому

    20 seconds no views. Fell off

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 10 годин тому

    It's nlt food for thought. They are all better than Ghana. Several teams that DIDN'T qualify are also better than Ghana

  • @erickkazuhito2977
    @erickkazuhito2977 10 годин тому +1

    Nice ghana joke, now joke about the team they lost to

    • @ZintaOzola
      @ZintaOzola 9 годин тому

      You mean Sudan right? You mean Sudan right?!

  • @breekicheeki
    @breekicheeki 7 годин тому

    brother was talking about Africa and really hit us with "food for thought" at the end 💀💀

  • @mikesimon1867
    @mikesimon1867 10 годин тому

    C- joke