***** Fuck that. I spent two minutes on Markipliers and switched over to Harshly Critical. I'd never heard of Harshly Critical before, but I didn't want to stab my eardrums when I watched his video, so he's better than Markiplier. Spoilers: You will not find the nurse sexy. At least, I dearly hope you won't
can we all acknowledge the fact that pat gets the objective "warm this place up" and at 10:43 he walks into a room with a fire place, and then stares at it for a second or two , and leaves. He then proceeds to spend the next five to eight minutes wandering about. XD they're so bad at paying attention.
I see it with a lot of let's players. They see what they need or read important instructions for a good amount of time, and then forget everything. I like to think that when they're staring for a second, their nose begins to bleed and then they just fuck off.
I really want "Shit's Locked" to be a real game, but what would the goal of this game actually be? All the doors are locked. There's a monster. The monster is also locked.
Nick Nirus Sounds like a flash game I played on Newgrounds. I think it was called Upgrade or something like that. You start out with a crappy looking everything, but as you progress you're able to buy upgrades to everything.
John Kramer , it's alright, that shit will seep through the wood and crust on the basement ceiling. It'll improve the basement atmosphere, it's _fiiiiine_.
Mareepu Yeah, the basement needs to get rid of that "rotting bodies" smell. You know, the smell that started festering whenever Woolie started coming over on a regular basis.
Holy shit this episode was great. The game was actually pretty scary, and hearing Pat's audible ass-clenching whenever he gets scared is fucking hilarious. Also, that ending could not have been more perfect. Favorite episode of this shitstorm so far, for sure.
I watched this video right before going to bed last night. I had a dream where me and two other guys went to this abandoned underground research facility on a deserted planet. I don't know why exactly we were there, but once we got the power going we saw three other military personal in the building, so we set up an ambush on the second floor. They caught on to us and ambushed us instead. As we were fighting an alarm went off, and some machine we were unaware of started to meltdown. We all abandoned our duty and looked for escape pods. I managed to make it to one, it had two sets of doors, an outer and an inner door for sanitation I suppose. Just as the pod closed, one of the enemy soldiers ran in past the first set of doors, pressed himself up against the window to the cockpit and started crying and begging to let him him. The pod started to launch into the atmosphere just as the explosion rocked the area. I had to watch as the soldier, not protected by half of the radiation prevention material, literally melted before my eyes. He didn't go slow, no he died crying as he turned into a puddle. As I float through the black abyss, waiting for the pods SOS signal to be received and rescue to come, I hear a voice. An ominous voice that creeps up the back of my mind. It says "We warned you, what was on that planet was never meant to be disturbed. You are now cursed, you will watch as everyone you ever meet dies." And then I woke up, so thanks for that.
TonyBMan I can usually tell how my dreams are going to continue when I wake up. I think the implication was that I was some kind of radiation monster after being exposed to the radiation and that would cause a delayed mutation in everyone I came within 20 feet of.
It's a natural human reaction, though, some people replace fear with adrenaline and get boners from being at extreme heights or endorphin, which I believe is the pleasure drug your brain releases to calm the body. If humans were meant to fly, we'd have wings, as they say. But, dying an excruciatingly embarrassing death is the worse. Like living long enough to be whiny, crapping yourself after you die, or trying to achieve something pointless like thinking that you have good enough reflexes to jump over a speeding car because your friends dared you.
Epitaph of Gungnir Aren't you gonna crap your pants no matter when you die though? And have your body expand with gasses/farts? Unless of course you fell from someplace high enough to break the body apart already I would assume.
Apparently it's a common issue, because I wanted to see the rest of the game, and the game crashed at the exact same points for another two LPers I found.
Holy shit I know exactly the death phobia vibe Pat's talking about, it's like when you're lying awake at night listening to all the silence and then you just start thinking about how you are totally gonna die at some point and you can't stop it and you start to panic because you naturally don't want to stop being alive but there's nothing that you can do and then you end up placating yourself with the stupid notion that technology will advance somehow to the level that maybe your brain and personality can be saved forever on some kind of cyborg like existence... Or... Is that... Just me?
I know this comment is old but when I was a kid I used to lay in bed in tears at night thinking about how my family would die, and then I would be alone when I died. I would think about it for hours until I finally fell asleep.
6:33 - Oh man, I would _adore_ a game with an unsettling atmosphere and tense buildup, but absolutely _nothing_ happens. "And so you found a spare gas tank and made it back to town without further incident. The end."
The only way it could be better, IMO, would be if theres a bar or meter of some sorts to tell you how scared the characters is, and the characters starts to run, or freeze up out of your control when its too high.
DanielYellsAtPeople , nah, don't even tell the player. Let them figure out for themselves how much anxiety needs to be mitigated under an amount of time.
It would be cool if there was a bad end the 2nd time through the game where like you need to stay an ectra night at the house or whatever and *nice job fucko that thing in the basement managed to bang the hinges off now* Or something actually does stalk you the second time around but if the player gets it within their field of view for a certain amount of frames it disappears . maybe puts its hands over your eyes if it catches up with you but then your charactwrs just open their eyes as if they'd blinked
"Remember kids just give up" I took that to heart and after failing one of my social tests at the beginning of the year I gave up on the course. Turns out I somehow passed it with a 53%. Scraping the edge of bare minimum.
Somebody tell me there's absolutely no monsters anywhere in this game and you just have to go through a huge spooky abandoned house in the middle of the day, no less. It would be perfect and would instill the realest fear ever.
Ah well, a game with just random things going bump in the night just because in a relatively normal house would be pretty scary still in my opinion. Y'know doors closing because of some wind from an open window or some shit.
Yeah, I mean Aquaman could be swimming around, and no one wants to live in the same world as Aquaman. And don't forget about rape dolphins, otherwise known as dolphins.
I know a lot of people who are horrified of the ocean, or just murky water that has unknown kinds of fish in it. One of my friends told me that, when playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, she'd "die inside" every time she had to jump into the water in the swampy level lmao
So many games become impossible to see in the car. Don't get me wrong, I'm paying attention to the road, but I throw these on to make the drive more bearable
It's metal to like clown. It's true. Clowns are statististically the most hated of all creatures. Oh man was that crash perfectly timed. It instantly evaporated all the tension of that door crashing down, with Pat's audible relief being the icing on the cake. Shame too considering I would've loved to hear Pat shitting himself as he was being chased through the house by a female titan.
I really badly want them to go back and finish this game. It's easily one of the scariest indie horror games out there. It's also quite short, so they could finish it in just a few videos.
Man did this episode stick with me good. I love how much nothing was happening, but it managed to put Pat (and me) on the edge of my seat all the way through. Though the part with the door banging actually really freaks me out.
I just realized that because of Matt's frequent quoting of various everythings, I just always assume he's quoting something whenever he says something funny or witty like the polar bear comment at 4:30. Is that an unjust or reasonable thing for my brain to do?
eatsleepplayrepeat Oh cool, so arachnophobia isn't a phobia, spiders and scorpions are just legitimately fucking dangerous, and I can be a coward and own a gun exclusively for those things all I want.
I tried playing the game myself, and even knowing what was going to happen I was really scared. I just quit after the knocking. Please nerf the atmosphere.
Holy shit this game freaked me out a lot for some reason? I don't even know what it was about it that did but it did so super hard... then the ending happened and I laughed a lot. This was such a good Shitstorm video. Nice blend of actual freakiness/scariness in the game and then 2BFP humor/wackiness at the end. Perfection, really.
I don't think it's just the fear of dying per se. Sounds more like the fear of the concept of death. Fear of the erasure of life in general and not just specifically about oneself.
Pat keeps saying he cant do the shit storm anymore. HE BETTER DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT. HE IS WHAT MAKES THE SHITSTORM GREAT. I love hearing him sweat his ginger pants off. IT WOULDNT BE THE SAME IF GRANDMA SWAMP OR PRINCESS TINKERBELL TOOK HIS PLACE.
The reason the basement noise gets louder is because the designers are touching on a phobia some people have, it's a phobia of monotone noise getting louder. It's a weird phobia but some people have it.
I'm terrified of space, but also endlessly fascinated by it. If I had to pick my top phobia, it would be drifting alone, in the open ocean, without a boat or life jacket. That's why I'll never go in the ocean ever. Also sharks, seriously fuck those guys.
Chayyiel , it's because sharks are _always_ drifting alone, in an open ocean, without a boat or life jacket. They live gnarkillguch's fear, every second of everyday. I think that was the punchline.
Sharks are majestic as fuck. And, I can relate to being fascinated with space. Though, rather than fear it, I welcome the idea of humanity being able to explore the vast cosmos freely. For a chance to drift wherever I want and settle down where I please in the universe, with the least amount of human contact as possible, while meeting different sentient alien races more or less advanced as human is an unfortunate fantasy that won't be achieved any time soon or even within a few lifetimes. That being said, the ocean itself is definitely horrifying. More so if you just rest on your back and float, while staring at the sky. Because underneath you, beneath the waters, anything can decide to simply kill you at a moment's notice. You won't see Death coming, but you know it's somewhere around you. Plus, freezing to death would suuuuuck.
Epitaph of Gungnir , nah, space travel is terrifying. Not because of the aliens, but because of how many aliens we piss off once we stop shitting on Earth and start shitting on the universe. We'll have no place to run. They will find us.
AnyoneCanBe PressFartToContinue , grammar rules should be changed to allow capitalization of scary things. Always wondered why we never paid Bills, or stepped on Millipedes.
I love how great it is that this video is so scary without anything actually happening. I believe this is the finest kind of horror that King refers to as "terror".
I really appreciated the slow build up to this game so far. I like it when horror games drop you into a mundane setting for a bit to get you complacent before pulling the rug out from under you, it makes the eventual scare so much better since you would have no base line up until then to judge it by. Kinda like Miasmata or Alien: Isolation. Wish Dead Space would've held out a bit more before the necromorphs started showing up. Wouldn't it have been so much better if the game had you under the illusion that you'd just be there for a routine search and rescue/salvage operation while you're passing by all those bodies with the most pressing danger up until then bypassing damaged parts of the ship? Then you get to a point in the ship where you restore the artificial gravity and shit goes sideways fast as all the bodies you've walked past up until then start getting up.
20:44 - "Unlike another corridor simulator we played, which will rename nameless, which had a huge team and engine behind it." "That engine was physically large." If the connotation wasn't so negative, I'd almost say he's hinting at them playing corridor simulator PT, made by huge studio Kojima Productions and running on the titanic Fox engine.
That feeling. When you're at the end of a long dark hallway, heading towards a lit room. You're at first walking, then speed walking, and if your not there by that time your effin sprinting. And in the back of you're mind, just as your about to reach the light you imagine something reaching out, with its long jagged fingers trying to touch you. And at the last second you make it into the light.
"If you have a run, you also have a reason to run"
This is one hell of a quote that my cousins will hate me for using when they play new horror games.
Time to go on a "greatest hits" tour...remember the good old days.
Yeah, 'Wrong Turn 5: The Wrongest Turn' was okay...
but it will never truly be as great as 'Wrong Turn 6: How Could My Turns Possibly Be This Wrong?'
Well, objectively speaking, nothing beats 'Wrong Turn 4: The Backturn'
Nick Nirus
I dunno I'm a bit of a Purist, 'Wrong Turn' and 'Wrong Turn 2: Still Not the Right Way' Will always hold a special place in my heart.
What's the 3rd? 'Wrong Turn 3: Three Lefts Make a Right?'
The wrong turn spin offs were pretty good too. Wrong turn: where did I put that map and Wrong tun: I have no spatial reasoning were pretty cool.
i felt like they took a wrong turn in "wrong turn 8: return of the turn"
too many plot twists.
Damn it, now I have to go looking for a walkthrough of the game to see how sexy this nurse is.
Markiplier has one that I know of.
***** Fuck that. I spent two minutes on Markipliers and switched over to Harshly Critical. I'd never heard of Harshly Critical before, but I didn't want to stab my eardrums when I watched his video, so he's better than Markiplier.
Spoilers: You will not find the nurse sexy. At least, I dearly hope you won't
EmperorZ19 you hold you're tongue. You're talking to the man who drew sexy teacher predators.
Where there is a will to find eroticism, there is a way.
Spoiler alert, It's Nurse Valentine.
Even if the nurse turned out to be not sexy, Plague would find a way to draw her sexy ;)
the most thrilling words to preface a good horror game.
"if you have a run button, you have a /reason/ to run."
Q: "What's a 6 letter word that's scary?"
A: Woolie.
Of course Pats scared of spiders they're bigger than him
he was scared of the door at the start
Zepher0987 I say: not fast enough.~
Pat's yelps are the greatest thing ever.
Like holy shit.
I can't handle it.
Someone needs to compile his screams from CoC, this, and five nights, then remix it with "Drop your shield".
Johnson Deployment Specialist To the dulcet tones of Spooky Scary Skeletons.
Johnson Deployment Specialist
GODDAMMIT WOOLIE DROP YOUR SHIELD!!!
The game itself couldn't handle how spooky it was.
Man...I'd give Pat a hug after this if I didn't think that making physical contact with him would make him flip out five times worse.
"NO thoughts, you are not thinking nothin'" always cracks me up
can we all acknowledge the fact that pat gets the objective "warm this place up" and at 10:43 he walks into a room with a fire place, and then stares at it for a second or two , and leaves.
He then proceeds to spend the next five to eight minutes wandering about. XD they're so bad at paying attention.
i myself did not either notice the fireplace the first time.
I see it with a lot of let's players.
They see what they need or read important instructions for a good amount of time, and then forget everything.
I like to think that when they're staring for a second, their nose begins to bleed and then they just fuck off.
David Dalmatian Stop Jodie don't use your stan
The door is just hiding an entire symphony string section, you shouldn't bother them while they're practicing.
I swear the sound of a door being knocked is the scariest shit. You’re never expecting it and when it happens you jump out of your socks.
I really want "Shit's Locked" to be a real game, but what would the goal of this game actually be? All the doors are locked. There's a monster. The monster is also locked.
Unlock everything and enjoy the game. You even have to unlock the gameplay. All of it.
You have to unlock the menu screen too
Nick Nirus Sounds like a flash game I played on Newgrounds. I think it was called Upgrade or something like that. You start out with a crappy looking everything, but as you progress you're able to buy upgrades to everything.
Kaiser00Wilhelm
a similar game called 'upgrade'
it had a sequal
What's Upgrade like?
What a cliffhanger! Ah well, Pat's 'Manly' yelps made up for the video.
TheGio765 Along with some wipes to clean up the mess they dumped unto the floor outta fear.
John Kramer , it's alright, that shit will seep through the wood and crust on the basement ceiling. It'll improve the basement atmosphere, it's _fiiiiine_.
Mareepu Yeah, the basement needs to get rid of that "rotting bodies" smell. You know, the smell that started festering whenever Woolie started coming over on a regular basis.
John Kramer
It's where he keeps the bodies of his 6 Paths haha.
Those yelps made up for everything in EVERY way possible, lmao.
when pat said he had a height phobia I forgot about the common fear of heights and though he was talking about other peoples heights
That door knocking is so dire. It's the worst fucking noise you could hear in that situation.
I really wanted the door in the basement to fall down and for Kenny to walk out, grab your crowbar and shout IT WAS ME PAT, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
And the use the crowbar to bat a dozen babies into the lower stratosphere
WE GOTTA GET TO THE BOAT PAT
I love how mat tries the game out probably pissing himself while doing it and then pat plays it and mat makes fun of him
You guys are so awesome
Holy shit this episode was great. The game was actually pretty scary, and hearing Pat's audible ass-clenching whenever he gets scared is fucking hilarious. Also, that ending could not have been more perfect.
Favorite episode of this shitstorm so far, for sure.
That loading part was genius. They do show restrain. Perfect.
I watched this video right before going to bed last night. I had a dream where me and two other guys went to this abandoned underground research facility on a deserted planet. I don't know why exactly we were there, but once we got the power going we saw three other military personal in the building, so we set up an ambush on the second floor. They caught on to us and ambushed us instead. As we were fighting an alarm went off, and some machine we were unaware of started to meltdown. We all abandoned our duty and looked for escape pods. I managed to make it to one, it had two sets of doors, an outer and an inner door for sanitation I suppose. Just as the pod closed, one of the enemy soldiers ran in past the first set of doors, pressed himself up against the window to the cockpit and started crying and begging to let him him. The pod started to launch into the atmosphere just as the explosion rocked the area. I had to watch as the soldier, not protected by half of the radiation prevention material, literally melted before my eyes. He didn't go slow, no he died crying as he turned into a puddle.
As I float through the black abyss, waiting for the pods SOS signal to be received and rescue to come, I hear a voice. An ominous voice that creeps up the back of my mind. It says "We warned you, what was on that planet was never meant to be disturbed. You are now cursed, you will watch as everyone you ever meet dies."
And then I woke up, so thanks for that.
That sounds rad.
Dude, that sounds like a good plot for a movie.
So, kind of like Dead Space?
well, at least that means you're basically immortal, since you have to watch as everyone ELSE dies.
TonyBMan I can usually tell how my dreams are going to continue when I wake up. I think the implication was that I was some kind of radiation monster after being exposed to the radiation and that would cause a delayed mutation in everyone I came within 20 feet of.
I'm scared of heights, more than anything, Probably because I am clumsy and eventually will probably fall to my death in a comical fashion.
Most deaths are comical accidents that could have been avoided in the home if you were not alone.
Thanatos388 Like playing chubby bunny by yourself.
***** So many greay moments seeing old people take another nap and not be able to get back up.....ever....um.....forever alone lol?
It's a natural human reaction, though, some people replace fear with adrenaline and get boners from being at extreme heights or endorphin, which I believe is the pleasure drug your brain releases to calm the body. If humans were meant to fly, we'd have wings, as they say. But, dying an excruciatingly embarrassing death is the worse. Like living long enough to be whiny, crapping yourself after you die, or trying to achieve something pointless like thinking that you have good enough reflexes to jump over a speeding car because your friends dared you.
Epitaph of Gungnir Aren't you gonna crap your pants no matter when you die though? And have your body expand with gasses/farts? Unless of course you fell from someplace high enough to break the body apart already I would assume.
*Looks at title screen*
"Alright, so... Matt, what is this?"
"This is uh... something you have many of."
Fuckin' gold.
Wait, it crashed? The god damn game crashed?
I need to know more! I wanted to see more! That last sequence was so damn tense and I need relief!
AUGH
its a free download. find and play it!
J0hnT0m0rr0w But then I need to live through whatever potential horror is waiting past the loading screen.
i just downloaded and played past the point where matt and pat stopped. jesus this game is scary.
Are you scared of being scared? You remind me people from the OFF...don't be a coward, this game isn't scary.
Apparently it's a common issue, because I wanted to see the rest of the game, and the game crashed at the exact same points for another two LPers I found.
Holy shit I know exactly the death phobia vibe Pat's talking about, it's like when you're lying awake at night listening to all the silence and then you just start thinking about how you are totally gonna die at some point and you can't stop it and you start to panic because you naturally don't want to stop being alive but there's nothing that you can do and then you end up placating yourself with the stupid notion that technology will advance somehow to the level that maybe your brain and personality can be saved forever on some kind of cyborg like existence... Or... Is that... Just me?
Jgt612 bit late, but...
Ever seen Soma?
Man, that's too real
I know this comment is old but when I was a kid I used to lay in bed in tears at night thinking about how my family would die, and then I would be alone when I died. I would think about it for hours until I finally fell asleep.
Existential horror
That is how you fucking build tension. We never had to see anything for this game to freak our shit.
6:33 - Oh man, I would _adore_ a game with an unsettling atmosphere and tense buildup, but absolutely _nothing_ happens.
"And so you found a spare gas tank and made it back to town without further incident. The end."
The only way it could be better, IMO, would be if theres a bar or meter of some sorts to tell you how scared the characters is, and the characters starts to run, or freeze up out of your control when its too high.
DanielYellsAtPeople , nah, don't even tell the player. Let them figure out for themselves how much anxiety needs to be mitigated under an amount of time.
It would be cool if there was a bad end the 2nd time through the game where like you need to stay an ectra night at the house or whatever and *nice job fucko that thing in the basement managed to bang the hinges off now*
Or something actually does stalk you the second time around but if the player gets it within their field of view for a certain amount of frames it disappears . maybe puts its hands over your eyes if it catches up with you but then your charactwrs just open their eyes as if they'd blinked
best ending ever
"Remember kids just give up" I took that to heart and after failing one of my social tests at the beginning of the year I gave up on the course. Turns out I somehow passed it with a 53%. Scraping the edge of bare minimum.
Somebody tell me there's absolutely no monsters anywhere in this game and you just have to go through a huge spooky abandoned house in the middle of the day, no less. It would be perfect and would instill the realest fear ever.
Sorry but there is a monster but you only see him like twice which is close to the end of the game like super close to the end
Ah well, a game with just random things going bump in the night just because in a relatively normal house would be pretty scary still in my opinion. Y'know doors closing because of some wind from an open window or some shit.
I don't have as many Phobias as weird Fetishes.
I have quite a few Phobias.
Is there such a thing as a Phobia Fetish? Like "OH SHIT!! A SPIDER!!! OMG I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!"
OR am I misunderstanding?
alldayagain I Googled it. Yeah, some people get huge boners from being scared.
AzureONI Guess all that adrenaline went to the right place.
I have no Phobias. I have all the Fetishes though.
Erwin Dedić Tell me about it, alternate self.
Anybody else afraid of the ocean? Like that shit is cray; we know more about our universe than the _fucking ocean_.
*HOW SPOOKY IS THAT SHIT.*
It's the perfect place to hide the Woolie Hole. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE WOOLIE HOLE.
Finn from Adventure Time is.
Yeah, I mean Aquaman could be swimming around, and no one wants to live in the same world as Aquaman. And don't forget about rape dolphins, otherwise known as dolphins.
That's why the ocean is so goddamned rad though~ Have you _seen_ some of the shit that comes outta there~?
I know a lot of people who are horrified of the ocean, or just murky water that has unknown kinds of fish in it. One of my friends told me that, when playing Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, she'd "die inside" every time she had to jump into the water in the swampy level lmao
I have that phobia where you fear when Woolie steals all your pies...
I have a fear of Liam coming in from my vents and stealing my pantsus!~
Terry, Kanbaru, ffs...
Wooliepiephobia, of course.
Swampophobia?
Phobias are irrational. There is nothing irrational about being terrified of Woolie.
When a game has your heart pounding just from watching it.
That's when you know. Holy fuck.
32:54 That has to be the funniest noise I've ever heard a grown man make.
Pat,a grown man?
So i'm interested in hearing the phobias of the Zaibatsu fans. Mine is clowns and the depth of the ocean.
Pat said he was scared of open spaces in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
Mines spiders
I have a phobia of the deep sea also.
Needles. Fuck those things.
Not so much a phobia but I'm afraid of going blind
So many games become impossible to see in the car. Don't get me wrong, I'm paying attention to the road, but I throw these on to make the drive more bearable
It's metal to like clown. It's true. Clowns are statististically the most hated of all creatures.
Oh man was that crash perfectly timed. It instantly evaporated all the tension of that door crashing down, with Pat's audible relief being the icing on the cake. Shame too considering I would've loved to hear Pat shitting himself as he was being chased through the house by a female titan.
Why doesn't Alex Mercer just eat the ghosts?
Your mom eats ghosts. That's why she is skin and bones. I'm worried about her, its not healthy.
There aren't any ghosts, but there's one monster. He could've eaten that.
I don't think there's much to a ghost.
He could probably drink one, slurp it through a straw maybe...
I think he can only eat biological matter, I don't think ghosts have any biological matter, maybe ectobiological matter though.
Or better yet, Just get Pac-man. That guys always hungry :)
A game so scary that even Windows shits itself trying to play it.
My favorite Shitstorm video. The fact that *nothing fucking happening* scares Big Babby Pat is too much for me to not like.
I really badly want them to go back and finish this game. It's easily one of the scariest indie horror games out there. It's also quite short, so they could finish it in just a few videos.
Probably the most terrifying shitstorm video and...
*SPOILER*
...it didn't even show a single monster.
Good shit.
Best episode this shit storm. No monster, no jump scare just all atmosphere and a Pat high pitched scream. In the words of IGN I give a 9/10.
Pat’s afraid of heights. That’s why he’s short
Man did this episode stick with me good. I love how much nothing was happening, but it managed to put Pat (and me) on the edge of my seat all the way through. Though the part with the door banging actually really freaks me out.
I seriously thought Pat was going to quit or pass out.
I've been watching these all past midnight, and, my heart just can't take it anymore.
I just realized that because of Matt's frequent quoting of various everythings, I just always assume he's quoting something whenever he says something funny or witty like the polar bear comment at 4:30. Is that an unjust or reasonable thing for my brain to do?
Remember, there is a difference between fear and a phobia. Fear is normal but a phobia is an irrational fear.
eatsleepplayrepeat Oh cool, so arachnophobia isn't a phobia, spiders and scorpions are just legitimately fucking dangerous, and I can be a coward and own a gun exclusively for those things all I want.
I tried playing the game myself, and even knowing what was going to happen I was really scared. I just quit after the knocking. Please nerf the atmosphere.
I tried it as well. I got a bit further into the game, but I never beat it. Strong atmosphere though.
Pat cheering at the game crashing fucking made my day
one of my favourite Shitstorm videos ever :D
Holy shit this game freaked me out a lot for some reason? I don't even know what it was about it that did but it did so super hard... then the ending happened and I laughed a lot. This was such a good Shitstorm video. Nice blend of actual freakiness/scariness in the game and then 2BFP humor/wackiness at the end. Perfection, really.
I got over my phobia of death when I developed major depression
How can death even be a phobia? avoiding death is the most basic instinct of every living thing
I don't think it's just the fear of dying per se. Sounds more like the fear of the concept of death. Fear of the erasure of life in general and not just specifically about oneself.
i hate horror games with an unbridled passion but i just can't help but love listening to pat shit himself every five seconds.
That was amazing. I was getting the same anxiety Pat was. I REALLY want to how it ends, but I would NOT expect you guys to finish that. HOLY SHIT
AAUUGH! You were JUST about to run into it about a minute later after waking up! JUST!
***** Haha yeah it pissed me off that he quit RIGHT as it was gonna be introduced. I hope he revisits it.
This is probably the best shitstorm episode by far. Keep it up guys!
Pat keeps saying he cant do the shit storm anymore. HE BETTER DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT. HE IS WHAT MAKES THE SHITSTORM GREAT. I love hearing him sweat his ginger pants off.
IT WOULDNT BE THE SAME IF GRANDMA SWAMP OR PRINCESS TINKERBELL TOOK HIS PLACE.
These are so much better than the week-long videos. I miss this format.
The reason the basement noise gets louder is because the designers are touching on a phobia some people have, it's a phobia of monotone noise getting louder. It's a weird phobia but some people have it.
pat's little fear yelp when the door opened was kinda adorable
"What's an eight-letter word that's scary?"
SKELETON
And that was the day a game-crashing bug saved Pat's life. Everybody else lived happily ever after.
The End.
Pat: "How much higher pitched can this noise go?"
Matt. How did you not say "That's what I think every time you talk"? I expect more from you.
I'd like to see a significantly longer game that manages to maintain the atmosphere this one has.
I'm terrified of space, but also endlessly fascinated by it. If I had to pick my top phobia, it would be drifting alone, in the open ocean, without a boat or life jacket. That's why I'll never go in the ocean ever. Also sharks, seriously fuck those guys.
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What the fuck is even this response
Chayyiel , it's because sharks are _always_ drifting alone, in an open ocean, without a boat or life jacket. They live gnarkillguch's fear, every second of everyday. I think that was the punchline.
Sharks are majestic as fuck. And, I can relate to being fascinated with space. Though, rather than fear it, I welcome the idea of humanity being able to explore the vast cosmos freely. For a chance to drift wherever I want and settle down where I please in the universe, with the least amount of human contact as possible, while meeting different sentient alien races more or less advanced as human is an unfortunate fantasy that won't be achieved any time soon or even within a few lifetimes. That being said, the ocean itself is definitely horrifying. More so if you just rest on your back and float, while staring at the sky. Because underneath you, beneath the waters, anything can decide to simply kill you at a moment's notice. You won't see Death coming, but you know it's somewhere around you. Plus, freezing to death would suuuuuck.
Epitaph of Gungnir , nah, space travel is terrifying. Not because of the aliens, but because of how many aliens we piss off once we stop shitting on Earth and start shitting on the universe.
We'll have no place to run. They will find us.
AnyoneCanBe PressFartToContinue , grammar rules should be changed to allow capitalization of scary things. Always wondered why we never paid Bills, or stepped on Millipedes.
All I've done this October is watch Horror movies,read Lovecraft,and watch the shitsrorm.Best part of the year.
My phobia is Microsoft's E3 conference
this is the only thing that made my spine tingle in the entire shitstorm and nothing happened, watta gaem!
introducing the all new RPGmaker extreem cult-summoning classic: shit's locked
This was completely different than version 1!!!! So cool! Hope more people continue to do new playthroughs of this as he puts them out.
Jesus fuck that was tense as shit. And literally nothing happened.
I love how great it is that this video is so scary without anything actually happening. I believe this is the finest kind of horror that King refers to as "terror".
How the hell do you break a crowbar? Is it made of chocolate?
Coach is coming!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
This is pretty much the best episode in this Shitstorm
I know Pat was glad as fuck that the game crashed. Sweet sanctuary from the spook house.
I think Pat manufactured that crash so that he could stop playing the game.
still waiting for them to come back and finish this one =3 -shitstorm 2018
Matt, I'm in love with you and every single one of your references.
These one-offs are the best of this year's shitstorm so far.
"I wanted to be an architect"
*sobs loudly* rip sarah lynn
There needs to be a compilation of Pat's scared noises from this year's Shitstorm.
24:00 guessing the code is "paranoid". We'll see if I was right.
Yup, called it.
I was wondering if it was going to be "password" for a moment, but thought it was too silly.
I really appreciated the slow build up to this game so far. I like it when horror games drop you into a mundane setting for a bit to get you complacent before pulling the rug out from under you, it makes the eventual scare so much better since you would have no base line up until then to judge it by. Kinda like Miasmata or Alien: Isolation. Wish Dead Space would've held out a bit more before the necromorphs started showing up. Wouldn't it have been so much better if the game had you under the illusion that you'd just be there for a routine search and rescue/salvage operation while you're passing by all those bodies with the most pressing danger up until then bypassing damaged parts of the ship? Then you get to a point in the ship where you restore the artificial gravity and shit goes sideways fast as all the bodies you've walked past up until then start getting up.
The actual best!
That was a half hour of nothing but Pat being scared shitless and it was incredible with the perfect ending. A+
20:44 - "Unlike another corridor simulator we played, which will rename nameless, which had a huge team and engine behind it." "That engine was physically large."
If the connotation wasn't so negative, I'd almost say he's hinting at them playing corridor simulator PT, made by huge studio Kojima Productions and running on the titanic Fox engine.
That feeling. When you're at the end of a long dark hallway, heading towards a lit room. You're at first walking, then speed walking, and if your not there by that time your effin sprinting. And in the back of you're mind, just as your about to reach the light you imagine something reaching out, with its long jagged fingers trying to touch you. And at the last second you make it into the light.
That sequence at the end was the scariest shit ever 10/10
awww I wished you would have played this one for a bit longer, it was really entertaining (and my fav from this year's Shitstorm)
I needed this in my life
You know this game's a good horror game when you look ahead in the video and know there are no monsters, but you still get scared watching...
totally just did that...
I demand Liam play a scary game in the next shitstorm
"Check the note again" Ad for Dragon Age plays. What a note.
The creepy basement reminds me of "Scratches" the creepiest basement of all time
Wow, it even has the creepy night scratching like Scratches.
+stevemcquark This game made me think of Scratches.