WXPD Channel 9 News: Frightening Teen Trends - SNL
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2013
- Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) reports on the latest teenage fads including souping and trampolining. With Emma Stone and Nasim Pedrad. [Season 36, 2010]
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“That wouldn’t get you high, there’s no way that teenagers are doing that”
“ *But they are* “
reminds me of the crazy coach sketch with melissa mccarthy
"it's not like i drove a golf cart through practice"
*"but she had"*
@@isabellelangmuir5849 yeah that exactly what it reminded me too
“My brother used to sneak in our house and steal the TV”
“ *but now, he’s dead* “
Something all teens can relate too, being accused of things they have never even heard of
All those years of Dungeons and Dragons and not one cult
@@Scribblerjohnny Omg! I can’t believe anyone remembers! Lol! My people! Lol
@@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 Gary Gygax for President
@@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 Everyone remembers satanic panic
@@Scribblerjohnny I read the entire Dungeon Masters guide and not a single urge to join a cult or worship Satan. I must of been one of the lucky ones!🤣
“What’s wrong with Tanya?”
She did too much trampolining and now she has an armful of sillybands and her friends don’t want to soup with her anymore!
shes resorted to SKYPING AS A RESULT. more on this at 11
But it couldn't happen to a boy!
buuuuut...at least she has a lifetime supply of lip gloss in all shades and flavors....
But it's her turn to hide Osama.
You have no idea how hard I laughed at this 😂😂
this is barely an exaggeration from what local news stations produce
marisa svo I love twenty one pilots
Wait... This is an exaggeration???
Local hell CNN does shit like this all the time.
you aint lyin
石头姐好可爱啊
"Every teenager is doing it and it WILL kill them!" I spit out my soup.
Were you souping??? ROB! FLUSH THE PROGRESSO!!!
Was it expired?
Good
I've eaten dinged can of soup without labels from the food bank. It was the 80s, still alive. Not saying it didn't do damage, but.....
Lol
Oh, so that's why silly bands were banned in schools. Makes sense now.
DIDN'T YOU KNOW??? 😳
I always knew their real purpose was sinister.
@@lking1540 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They *really* believed that, and it is the *actual* reason they band them
True story
Arceus Lord of Creation let me guess
Public school in the good ol U S of A?
I remember when it was my turn to hide Osama, what a crazy boi
Jordan Guillory how good was the lip gloss?
Jordan Guillory 😂😂😂😂
How much of lip gloss you got
@@bb-lr2ub lol
There must be a lot of people in Pakistan with lifetime supplies of lip gloss :D
I remember the "sex bracelet" news scare when I was a kid, my grandmother freaked out on me when she saw a black hair tie on my wrist.
whaaaat????
These kind of scares ruined silly bandz for me :(
don't tell me that was a real thing that happened and not just extreme hyperbole for comedic effect
I heard that too.
In 2008-2009 and today the bracelets represents a sexual act the wearer is willing to perform - take note, wearing these popular bracelets does not automatically mean they are engaging in sexual activity. The wearer could find them fun to wear and nothing more.Jan 25, 2014
bill hader is perfect
+Yvonne Gyamfi omg yes yes yes .
Snl without him is not the same.
He really is, also he looks real good in this skit
bill looks quite handsome in a weird way here lol
He is so good as a game show host and a news reporter
Literally
*pulls up a chair, and a bucket of Tide Pods
+spankywzl
Wow, they were really on to something with this sketch! :D
Then later goes to the grocery store to lick some ice cream.
+Iconoclast
Thanks, buddy! I'm sure it's no surprise to you, but that's the look I was going for!
+lking1540
Finally, ending the day by dropping a hard plastic cooler filled with ice off a second floor balcony onto your best friend's head for some "likes!"
fair enough
In my day teens were all about "hopscotching", which was essentially leaping over drunken Scotsmen.
We didn't have the Scottish in my neighborhood, but i did my share of Pole - vaulting.
@@Mouse_007 That's another great one. We had one called Pole-taxing.
Lmao
But are they doing it TO GET HIGH?!
@@mc-rn8ro Absolutely! Sometimes as much as two or three feet. Once, outside the Marquee Club, after an early performance by Queen, I saw David Bowie dare Marianne Faithful to hop over three drunken Scotsmen, one after another . . . and she did it! What can I say; it was the '70s, and nobody knew the risks.
This has John Mulaney written all over it. He wrote it, didn't he?
Probably
Nvm it was written by Emma Stone
alialialiaway trampolineing of course.
They call it Mulanination. Your teens are reading dialogue written by John Mulaney to get high...... Mulaney himself exchanges his pages for lip gloss, slap bracelets, and fidget spinners. Unfortunately: trading skits for dollar store trinkets is not illegal in this state, but, a group of courageous mothers is rallying to get the laws amended ......
If John wrote it it would have had midgets in it
Souping is real. I didn't believe it either, so tried it with some 'friends' when I was 14, and was then addicted for 8 years. I almost lost everything including my life. If it wasn't for the kind souls at the kitchen I would never have recovered. Now I'm piecing things back together. Avoiding crusty bread because I know even that can lead back there...
The kitchen? You mean the SOUP KITCHEN!😱😱😱
More power to u....hats off for being so darn strong😇😆
You like doing shrooms? I got some mushroom soup that's out of this world. Hit me up man, I'll give you a good price.
@@JBGuarino43This is an especially cruel and ironic aspect of souping addiction. Kids become homeless and then the only place they can get a meal is at a soup kitchen and that just triggers their addiction.
@@David35687 🤣🤣🤣💯
Bill Hader sounds like a reporter from South Park
+Brett Wilson he sounds like the movie voiceover guy from south park. rob schneider is a wall street executive with everything going for him. only problem is he's about to become... a carrot
+Brett Wilson He voiced the reporter last season.
Bill Hader IS from Southpark.
@@Kinbote00 Co-starring Adam Sandler? Those were the days, where every week adam sandler and rob schneider released another crappy movie :)
Midget in a bikini?
It's amazing that Emma Stone can make her voice deep and high ranged at the same time. WOW
I love her voice. She should do narration.
“They’re gonna wind up Mmm, Mmm, *dead.* “
Lmao...
And they'll end up... MMMM DEAD! God damn it Bill Hader.. I miss TF out of you!
Valley Girl Watch Barry ! It’s so good !!
@@Paradiselounge I have been! And it's soooooo friggin awesome! I do have to say that NoHo Hank does hold a special place in my funny bone though! He cracks me TF up just on sight, or even on phone calls! Ok Buddy... lol!
Valley Girl Lmao!! Ikr
R I P
Valley Girl What's your Facebook??
Exactly what happens on the news and Facebook. I remember my father warned me about a Facebook post talking about strawberry meth and it turns out it was a picture of frozen raspberries that was zoomed in. 😂😂😂
0:37 that's the same chemistry book i used in high school
To do what? Find good chemical susbtitutes that help simulate the same effects as "souping" ?
Oh my gosh same
Same! I got so excited lol
Same lol
Did you go to a comedy high School?
“Shockingly, soup is legal” 😂😂😂
kristen wiig is just so funny in everything she does
True !!!
I miss Gilly the most!!!
Except ghostbusters.
@@troystaunton254 we don’t talk about Ghostbusters 16
So, Emma Stone has been interviewed by both Herb and Peter. I miss Herb though.
I wanna bump my mic on her face, too...
Don’t worry HERB WELCH LIVES!!!!
😍😍😍
Me too !! 😭😭
@@favoritemustard3542 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Shockingly soup is legal”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“To get high!l” Bill Hader!
this skit reminds me of when eating tide pods was being hyped. No one was doing it. It actually started as a joke online and the media took up thinking they were being serious and over sensationalize the story. The real amount of reports of it happening was very small. I remember it being less than 100 or 50 and it wasn't done intentionally. This is extremely small compared to the other chemical accidents each year. Yet the news just lied. Mean while the parents and elders watching believed it like guilable dingbats.
for fucks sakes. TEENAGERS DO stupid things- WITH COMPLETE intention to do the said stupid thing!
Fuck, I HATED BEING a teenager when I was one. LOL!
I was actually THREE times MORE mature than MOST of them AROUND me! I'm 38 NOW and I'm CERTAIN my "three times more" judgement is a SOUND one! LOL!
And then they had to have the Tide Pods for sell behind the counter. I'm not saying I would have eaten one as a kid. But they LOOK like a delicious candy. And the texture.
@GigglesDoesStuff I did look it up. I didn't mean to sound ignorant. But as an adult, I see the appeal. When I was a kid, I licked the gummy bath oil beads from AVON. Kids don't do the smartest things. And they keep upping their stupidity. The parents just laugh off the Tik Tok challenges. But they r all detrimental to something or someone. One person dying is enough to halt the behavior, IMHO.
Well, I'm sure glad the news has gotten more responsible in the last 4 years.
Him: and they call it Skyping
Me: oh they are gonna talk about a real thing............. Nevermind
"To get high" XD
“Go to our website and no others” lol so true.
Sounds like anti-vaxxers.
Everyone has been summoned to this 6 year old video by the same magical force
I think it's because Emma Stone was on SNL again recently
3:00 the way Emma like tenses the sides of her mouth and wrinkles her nose slightly is so masterful. Shes such a fantastic actress
Sounds like South Park. ''Cats are pissing into kids face's to get highhhh''
No such episode.
You must have been souping.
@@krrrruptidsoless It's the episode "Major Boobage." And no you didn't wooosh me cuz you are just lying.
So many people missing the joke
I'm assuming that's what both this sketch and the South Park episode were making fun of. That was a real story that was going around for awhile. I heard it some time before the SP episode, talking about huffing cat piss. Pretty sure it was a hoax, but I definitely heard about it.
@J. Carson lol enjoy
this is extremely accurate. i think there were maybe 7 teens who actually ate tide pods
Few
emma stone and bill hader never fail to make snl amazing
Just love the way he says "They caLLLLLL it" 😀
Kristen always makes me laugh.
What happened to Herb Welch ??? nobody delivers the news better than him !!!!
I feel like, "Omg that's a picture of my daughter" didn't get enough love
Is this Herb Welsh when he was younger?
Lol that's what I was thinking
Don't lecture me you mannequin
and competent?
Hahahah
@@govols1995 but you are smooth down there
Bill Hader is just priceless in this clip :)
This is the kinda propaganda that keeps me away from media.
It isn't propaganda. It's sensational journalism. Propaganda implies someone is puppeteering to warp people's minds for a political agenda. Sensationalist journalism is when they find something minuscule and stretch the truth and over sensationalize it to sell a lot. No political agenda.
You're using the media right now. And that's not propaganda, it's sensational journalism.
it's hardly propaganda if it's clearly obvious how insane it is
It’s been a decade and this is still my favorite SNL sketch, I’ve rewatched it hundreds of times
The "Mmm Mmm Dead" line made me laugh wayyy too hard
Teenager: eats their lunch
News: THEY CAAAALLL IT...
"And they're gonna end up Mmmmmm Mmmmmm DEAD."
Bruh I swear the news was like this 24/7 in 2016 cus of all the dumbass trends and challenges 💀😂
I hope with all my heart that millions of years from now this video is the only remaining relic of the human race, and aliens who find our planet will think we all talked like Peter DeSantos.
They call it ... Peter DeSantosing!
Teenager aliens are doing it all the time!
@@2000phantom And it WILL kill them!
😂
emma is hot even in goth look
naaaa she's not, just a average good looking girl with super skinny legs.
u cant say that man.look at her in zombieland or gangster squad, she's much prettier than here.
She's an average good looking girl with amazing eyes tho.
thats not goth, she just has black hair
Yeah shes hot, but its no goth look lol
"And they're going to end up mmm mmm dead" 😂😭😂
"Young lady, young lady, I know what you been doing on that trampoline" 😭😭😭
Omg, we just tossed some soup from 2016, guess we should have inhaled it instead 😂
Young Herb Welch XD
Bill sounds like Chris Hanson
When Peter became Herb, he became a legend.
I wish Peter d'santos comes back in any other sketches .....man Hader rocks......!!!!
0:58 “But they are!”
Reminds me of when your parents claim something ignorant about the world and you’re like “…No?” and they completely ignore you and basically call you naive.
teenagers are doing weird ass stuff these days
Bill Hader rocks 🤩
Yeah theres a bunch of other stuff yall dont know about like penciling and watering
Waterboarding
yeah but the teenagers in 60s-70s summoned satan which beats today's teenagers by a mile
Remember, there is also other ass stuff that's really fun but not weird. Call me.
Peter de santos has just a hint of that Alan Alda 😂
A very *informative* report, about a *very* real thing
I had that same chemistry book😂
Did you go to comedy high School?
I remember staying up and watching this! I think it was one of the first SNL sketches I ever saw
I have a teen. This is hilarious to us both 😂
hello bitch
Please tell me that Bill drew that “horrifying photograph”
This was a hilarious imitation of the news!😂
I’m now three years sober from a souping addiction.
This guy is one of my all l-time SNL faves. Peter. He is hilarious!
I love how Kristen Wiig grabs & pulls on her hair……. It’s just like the way Jamie Lee Curtis did in the first Halloween & Terror Train…….. perfect!!!!!!
Why would teens trampoline when rainbow parties are easier to pull off?
You only get silly bandz if you trampoline. Duh
Wait what now!?
Cocaine... simply cocaine
What is that?
Emma looks especially good in black hair
Hader is so good at voices like this
I wasn't allowed to go to prom because my mom's friend saw something on Oprah about "what kids 'really' to at prom"
I still have my Osama lip gloss! Good times
what flavor is it expired soup flavored
The fact that I got a Campbell's Soup ad right before watching this video is fantastic.
they need more skits like this
This is so true. Hiding Osama Bin Laden was damn tough. What a sweet guy. Still use the lipgloss.
I about died when she said taking turn hiding Osama!
They never could've predicted the stupid ways kids get high now: smoking bedbugs; eating fleas
I accidentally ate a can of expired soup when I was 12....does not get you high. But it does make you avoid soup for at least a decade.
Bill Hader is one of the best comedians SNL has ever had. Dude is hilarious, lol...
I remember when kids were smoking bed bugs to get high
Jenkum
For me it was dried banana peels (they called it "mellow yellow") and jimson weed. Dried dandelions did the trick, too.
Lmao! That stick drawing tho🤣
He's so smugly satisfied when the mom gets horrified. Bill is a legend.
My friend was dared to drink expired soup at lunch today and i am not going down that road
Herb's son?
I love watching these
kristen wiig is such an amazing actress she fits every role
in EXCHANGE FOR LIPGLOSS
It’s sad because this isn’t even very extreme compared to real news haha
Trivia ~ Wanda Ramirez covered Herb Welch (played by Bill Hader) in a few of his skits.
Shout out to everyone that had to deal with this growing up.
SNL just summed up mainstream media in 3 minutes.
she looks like Zoey Deschannel...
and she speaks like her :)
***** believe me, if that worked, i'd get a fringe
I know right! I only watched because I thought it was Zooey deschanel. Which is strange because I actually like Emma Stone, not so much Zooey!
Maybe it’s zoey who looks like emma. 🧐
😍
Hahah I have the same chemistry book shown lol
bruh he killed me every time he said “they call it...” 😂😂😂
i know he says “mm mm, dead” because the slogan for campbell’s soup is “mm mm, good” but honestly i think it’s way funnier if you don’t know that and he’s just saying mm mm, dead because that’s the kind of reporter he is
And then they blame it entirely on cell phones, the end
I can’t believe how open Wanda seems to be about intending to scare parents.
That honors chem book at 0:37. Memories😂
Not sure about the others , but right now am "Watching" SNL. A thing that teenagers do to get entertained.
Theeeyyy CALL it... youtubing.
@@MichaelPoage666 And it WILL kill them.
@@Badgerthegreat I will end up mm mm dead
Sounds like the news report I seen today about "teens using social media to get drugs" ...🤣🤣🙄🙄 It isn't a lie but they're like 10 years behind..🥴
Lol. That "they call it" is perfect!
0:37 I used to use that exact textbook