'No Space Travel' & Other Football Contract Clauses
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'No Space Travel' & other football contract clauses.
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There's the no-biting stipulation that Barcelona inserted into Luis Suarez’s contract. Or Ronaldinho’s request for a clause allowing him two nights out a week when he joined Flamengo. Or the strange story of Mario Balotelli having a “good conduct” clause at Liverpool that entitled him to a £1 million bonus if he avoided getting three red cards in one season.
A video on 'no space travel' & other football contract clauses.
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Esmee de Graaf And Tessel Middag asking for a bycicle is the most Dutch clause I have heard in my entire life.
I laughed my a$$ of when i heard that😂😂
they threw in the block sandals as well
Probably asked for weed and a guitar too
@@morgjones13 you're confusing the tourists and the foreigners with the Dutch, but nice try.
That's funny. The last time the dutch asked from my country is spices haha
The best part of that harry redknapp quote was the bit you chopped off.
What do you think we're paying him for? To miss them?
Ah, that's 'arry..
The Bonus Clauses(for Sporting) in *Bruno Fernandes'* contract :
- 5 Million for Winning the Premier League, playing alongside Jones and Lingardinho
- 4.2 Million for Winning the Balon dor , playing with one foot
- 4.7 Million for Landing on Moon after jumping for a header
- 5.2 Million for discovering life on Mars
- 3.4 Million for Scoring a free kick with his head, from 200 yards(even tho football pitch is only 100 yards long)
- 1.2 Million for raiding Area 51 on his own
Note: This Article was originally published on The Athletic
by Mark Goldbridge
Sporting 5 years later: tyty for the 20.9 million
Lol. Comment of the year
I'm portuguese, and... good grief, he is good, but HE IS NOT CRISTIANO!
Nice joke... next jokes please!
Bruno Fernandes is going to piss away his good years at Man Utd like Pogba.
“EasySpace: In space, nobody can hear you complain”
Cutting satire from Tifo
Didnt even see that 1 🤣🤣
0:21 "Adibas" the real competitor to Nike
do you mean Nyke?
Kehan Vora never heard of Nike you surely mean Mike
@@nationalprussialism4880 no , you mean Bike
@@eashansaju8106 ah, De Graaf and Middag's favourite brand
No no, it's Nikey
Well, a no-biting clause would be unusual in _most_ footballers' contracts, but...
5:46 “KFC Zinger Box Meal”😂😂
He'll probably be the next Shaw
Jairzinho was born on December 25, I wonder if he had a santa clause in his contract....
I'm sure he enjoyed a few ho ho hos on his birthday even if they weren't a contractual obligation
Yeet
@Marq LOECSTA dude how you know you were the first!?
😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐
😐😑😐😐
the clause wud probably be that his stockings shud be filled on Christmas morning😂😂😦😂😂
Didn’t PSG have a clause in Mbappe’s contract that if he died during the time contracted, Monaco would have to give them their money back?
Lmao
News:Mbappe supposedly wants to leave next season
PSG: *Shotgun ammo intensifies*
@@boomboxbaby2624 XD
It literally makes no sense, you can't force a team to pay money because you made a deal with a player
No wonder Aubameyang won't leave or sign a new contract. His loyalty bonus is ridiculous.
''Aubaloyaltyang''......
Ahem ahem
who is here after Auba signed a new contract
Well now auba has moved clubs twice in 6 months
David silva was on asisst bonus against United
KFC Zinger Box Meal😂😂😭
Maaaan I was dying of laughter for that prize
I’d probably take that tbh
Had to rewind a bit after that!
with a title like that, you just know that this story originally appeared on the athletic
Headaches managers have had to deal with since the first time Football Manager let us negotiate player contracts.
Xadiq preach
Man U is not in it for a title, they are in it for those sweet sweet KFC Zinger Box Meals to go along with some iTunes.
Dont quit your day job son.
And pretending to like hip hop and learning how to speak street
@@winterwolf8084 yep and they still aint winning the title
@@kaihiggins725 never happening
Real Madrid should have given bale a “no golf contract”
Lmao
Ayomide Adebayo LMFAOO
He wouldn’t have signed!!
@@zyzav That’s what I was about to say lol
The Athletic forgot to factor in Agent's Fee.
If a "super agent" doesn't get his miilion pounds/euros fee, his player won't move.
Just ask Mino Raiola
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Yeah I dont belive that. Simply because I have never heard about a player who wanted to move but didnt because his agent asked for too much money so he had to stay.
Sure an agent might influence a player and try to talk him into joining a specific club and I am sure there are shady individuals who take advantage of their players especially those from poor regions who they sign when they are still super young.
But if we are talking about "super agents" like Raiola who usually singns well known players and up and coming worldstars I just dont think what you said applies. Players can choose their agents and especially the more experienced players would have no reason to flock to someone like Raiola if he would impact them in any negative way. Players love him because he gets them the best possible contracts.
The story of the evil agent who dictates where the player can and can not move to is just that, a story. And it is also a role he is very willing to play just so fans can be upset about the all powerful, evil agent while the poor and helpless player can keep his babyface while squeezing every last penny out of his club. Judging by comments like this it seems to work really really well. In reality this is ofcourse complete bs and Raiola is the players best friend and does everything they want him to. Or how do you explain that well established players keep signing him as an agent?
Just take the recent Haaland transfer. He too had Raiola as his agent and dozens of clubs wanted to sign him. Where did he end up? At Dortmund. Do you really think he went there because the club paid Raiola more money than United or Juventus would(both wanted to sign Haaland)? Ofcourse not. Haaland wanted to sign for a club like Dortmund, so Raiola made it possible for him. Another player might want to move to the highest bidding club, so he does that too. You can be assured that if a transfer a player really wanted didnt work out because the agent wanted too much money the player will have another agent in no time. The story about the evil super agent is just so much bs.
Except that Mino jackass earned over 20m for pogba transfer. Or was it 40m? I don't remember.
@@ralfrudi3963 De Ligt transfer was such a case though
@John Mitchell Barcelona as well
The two Dutch girls asking for a bicycle clause in their contact made me chuckle!🚴🚴♀️😁
At this rate the Big Bang and the universe as we know it probably first appeared on the Athletic.
Anyone who has ever played Football Manager is well aware of everything you have said, who else can I sign players above the stature of my lower level club unless I can offer them £50,000 per goal and per assist.... and per appearance
It's a rough life playing football manager
This is why so many FM players invest heavily in youth academy and youth signings.
Really good video keep up the hard work and brilliant design on the pictures better that 4 years ago.
While we're reminded of the ridiculous clauses inserted for Norwegian players, let's not forget that Michael Owen asked to *be flown to and from training, in a helicopter!* 😁
Edit: He later said it was for going home to visit his family every week, and for them to come watch games (So that's at least twice per week 🤔), ... but we know the agreed wages he signed with Newcastle, had to include the expenses for running and oiling that thing week in week out. 😁
Considering the crazy danger that comes with frequent heli flying one might say he was a fool.
Kappa Keepo clearly you’ve not seen his Dubai advert. He’s an expert helicopter pilot and full of top banter
DibiDus RIP KOBE
There was a pitcher for the Detroit Tigers who supposedly injured himself playing Guitar Hero and while moving (two separate incidents). Don’t remember if he ever played for another team but I wonder if we would have seen clauses such as “No extreme Guitar Heroing” and “We’ll pay movers to do the job for you.”
Very cool video. As always excellent narration Joe and very good research done.
Learn a new thing every video about football ever since i subbed to the Athletic & this channel.
Thank you, for the educational content!
no one:
not one soul:
Valencia: you cant go to space
@An0nyMusic ...and there were two souls mentioning space travel.
Quit with this played out meme fucking hell
Your videos improve every time you make a new one
This one is really amazingly done 😁
What do you think we’re paying him for😂😂
I've always loved this space story with Schwarz, as a Sunderland fan it was typical of the weird transfers we got up to around then. David Bellion, Carsten Fredgaard
, Nicolas Medina, Thomas Helmer, Baki Mercimek
and Milton Nunes all bought but non-explained how they came about.
Ronaldinho just loves the sesh
Frank Clark, former NOTTS Forest...
Me, a Forest fan:
*TRIGGERED*
I'm guessing Kepa did not include the 'clean sheet bonus' in his contract
Very interesting! Thanks TiFo
The clauses about how players couldn't participate in dangerous sports reminds me of the opposite for Michael Jordan - a love of the game clause that would allow him to play casual basketball games
I can see why certain contract clauses are in place such as not going skiing (to avoid off-pitch injuries), but some are downright ridiculous!
I was thinking it wouldn’t appear on the Athletic but nearing the end I was like ah there it is finally
Awesome video as always 👏!
Could you please do a video about Australian football next? I would love that
This happens a lot in US sports. Especially after certain incidents. The usual no extreme sports clause, but some contracts have no motorcycle/moped riding.
Knowing Gold and Sullivan they gave those West Ham Dutch girls and couple of 2nd hand rust bucket bikes.
Maybe Antonio's old bike
I'd be playing for that Zinger Box Meal
You used Tintin's rocket for Easy Space - bloody inspired
I hear Hazard was rewarded with a lot of KFC zinger boxes at the end of last season
Goals rewarded with wings, assists with cookies
Best left chicken winger
@@macdaddy4208 stealing this chicken wing joke
Ömer Can make sure not to get all your tears on your keyboard
A player from Uruguay had a clause that allowed him to miss 1 week of training and games if the band Los Fundamentalistas del Aire Acondicionado played in a concert and got to trigger it
Defoe's mother really ahead of her time.
Schwarz is actually held in extremely high regard in Sweden. He played in the Premier League, La Liga, and Serie A, and was an integral part of the national team who won bronze in '94 World Cup. He was really tough (he once played with a broken leg) and is nicknamed "God". Another quite amusing trivia is that he was booked in his first-ever senior game, for fouling Maradona. He also runs a football school in Ghana.
I was expecting info on the effect insurance companies have of footballer’s extra curricular activities.
"So what made you wanna join West Ham?"
"Ever heard of BMX?"
Great video
wouldn't be surprised if Ben Foster's Watford contract also included a bicycle like the West Ham Women's players
That bicycle clause is the most Dutch request of all time
If I signed for a club I would request a bicycle too
A nice one.
I like these kind of videos..
You should do a video on our trouble here with the FAI and the crooks who were previously 'employed' to run it.
i would love to see your ideas on the 48 team world cup and if there can be alternatives
2 women only wanted bicycles while the guys just completely ripped it.
@Green Mills its also they are thinking about the planet aswell, others were wanting cars and flights which are harmful to the planet, one guy wanting to go to space was hilarious though lol
John women are terrible negotiators
@@AliMohamed-yq4wn or those two just wanted something as simple and easy as a bicycle
John I’m taking about all women in jobs compared to men, men are better negotiators.
@@AliMohamed-yq4wn cool stuff bud
More funny stuff please. This was classic bants.
Goal bonuses and clean sheets bonuses are like a mail man wanting more money for every house he delivers to. Mate just do your job you already getting a shit ton
Sander Berge at Sheffield
Damn it man I was on way to a journey around the universe when my I remembered my contract wouldn't let me get out of this galaxy
isn't it relatable?
Oh Jimmy Hill...what have you done..!!
The funniest clauses I have heard of was at Wimbledon where Sam Hamman put in a clause that said, if the team lost by a certain amount of goals the players had to attend the opera. In the managers contract there was a clause, that the chairman could get him to eat sheep testicles.
KFC Zinger box meal as a bonus for finishing 6th lmao!!! xD
*I'd love to see ronaldo's and messi's clause although it'll never be released*
0:23 Ah my favorite activewear brand, Adibas!
Didi miss something?
Is it crazy that I was thinking the exact same thing and now I am watching a video about it.
Goal, assist, appearance and clean sheet bonuses are all too familiar to players of Football manager, Pro Evo (master league) and Fifa (manager mode)....
No mention of Ricardo Centurion at Velez Sarsfield having a "no domestic violence" clause in his contract after he beat his ex-Mrs..?
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Every single football UA-cam channel: ONE FOOTBALL AND THE ATHLETIC
Anyone else realize "adibas" is on the thumbnail?
I’d like at least once, to originally appear in The Athletic.
So, we’re not gonna talk about the Zinger Box meal? 😂😂😂
Man!! Why did I even go to school?? Should've joined a football school and would've been a very rich guy by now!!
9:00 Tevez lol..i must always be the highest paid player in the team!
modest much
“Adibas” lol
3:15 no way Defos mam and Harrys wife are both called Sandra
Suarez' No Biting contract actually makes a lot of sense, the guy really seems to get hungry while on the pitch
To be fair, no extreme sports looks like the beginners level in weird clauses
watching this video after the Messi saga, i’d like to see a follow up.
Classic 'arry
We thought we were going to space, but instead, we got wars & the surveillance state
That was a good call buy Kevin Keegan. Any1 else with a similar clause? You could make a fortune from gate reciepts
I wonder what are the clauses written in icardi's contract when he join psg
No space travel seems reasonable. I'm sure it would have been an insurance nightmare.
The money I can handle but those two women asking for a bicycle phwoaaar the cheek of it!
I mean, I'd go for the Zinger Box meal instead of the money
that Bruno Fernandes bonus isn’t looking too unrealistic at the moment...
I knew they were never gonna exclude Bruno Fernandes from this 😂😂😂
Soon there will be a bonus just to wake up in the morning
5:45 - Fuck winning the league! I'd chill in 6th and get my weekly KFC Box Meal.
Dutch 😄
You Belgian or what
Schwarz is a German name tho
Please make more videos on indian football
I wanna change the zinger box meal to a tower meal as the spicy stuff gives me the shits
Anti-Real Madrid Clause should've been in Figo's contract
Rooney's contract had a ''Bald clause'' after 3 years of signing...LOL
The last line killed me.
A sad sad reality of a bigger societal problem.
As a dutch person, it's absolutely adorable. I bet it's more habit than anything else.
Aubameyang 🤯 £15 million loyalty bonus.
So basically most footballers expect bonuses for doing the job they are already being paid for???
Aubameyang's contract, he must be laughing all the way to the bank.
To be fair, he is arsenals best player by a mile
@@teddytatyo fair*
Players have way too much control these days.
Surely it should be "tow the line" as opposed to "toe the line"?
In this case, no.